The Bigger the nose, the bier the penis?

OP can't spell

[quote] bier

NOW it all makes sense...my lust for large schnozzes...

Oh I disagree, OP!

Why don't ya come and see for yourself?

There is no scientific evidence to support the claim that the size of a man's nose is related to the size of his penis. Penis size is determined by a variety of factors, including genetics, age, and overall health. Nose size, on the other hand, is determined by genetics and other factors such as age and gender.

It is important to remember that there is no correlation between physical features and penis size, and such beliefs are often based on myths and stereotypes. It is also important to note that the size of a man's penis is not a measure of his worth or masculinity.

Howard Stern has spent decades saying it's a myth.

There’s totally a DLer on here with a huge schnoz and packing 9”.

I had a big nose and I’m packing about 8.5” hard. I’ve since had a (subtle) rhinoplasty, so now I have the best of both worlds.

I’ve said this for years. Heck, even my girlfriends who chase Italian and Med dick know this.

The "study" was of 126 dead Japanese men.

And from last August.

OK, then. Moving on.

I've seen it correlate a lot, but also not correlate at a lot, so I don't but a lot of stock in it.

The phrase "big nose, big hose" exists for a reason!

[quote]the size of a man's nose indicates the size of his penis

Sounds about right

Jesus, get off the AI obsession, r6.

Yes, we can all tell.

Dunno about big noses = big dicks but small, delicate noses aren't very masculine, IMO.

R16 Er, um, yeah, that was the point, R6. We're all doing stupid AI stuff right now all over DL because its silly and ridiculous. It's been a whole thang. Do keep up.

[quote] It's been a whole thang.

?

[quote] Do keep up.

The use of this phrase is a leading sign of retardation, bad breath, and genital warts.

We need comprehensive DLer pictorial comparison to find out.

[quote] We need comprehensive DLer pictorial comparison to find out.

Believe me we don't.

I can attest to op statement , he aint lyin

I am a living testament to disprove this claim.

Medium nose… 8 inches

what about shoe size? the guy I am wondering about is about 6 foot 2 and size 9 shoes only.

You can pick your nose but not your penis size.

By this reckoning, Jews should have the biggest dicks but that is not so.

The problem with a lot of penis studies is that they are done on one population and then applied to all other races. Maybe for a Japanese men, a larger nose means a bigger dick. But, than isn’t the same for all ethnic groups. Black men have flat, broad noses, but they tend to have big dicks.

R6 ChatGPT, are you okay?

"Kyoto Prefectural University of medicine study"

formerly known as "Trump University."

R28 Not the biggest but most Jews are pretty hung.

Wait until the release the "thumb size" study.

[quote] [R28] Not the biggest but most Jews are pretty hung

Far from it. Maybe i just haven't been lucky. Or you've been lucky.

Big nose...Big hose!

R34 Looks like you have been pretty unlucky.

It's a rock... It's a peak... It's a cape... No, it's a peninsula!

Big nose, big hose

I got fucked by a guy whose nose was so big that when he died it needed it's own bier.

Is that what you're getting at, Needy OP?

I wish this were true

Even the twinky ones

Is the guy linked at R41 Jewish?

Big feet big cocks more for me to deep throat

from the North.

R42 the guy is Sebastian Croft who is half Greek

I don't think black men have bigger dicks. That's more confirmation bias of a racist stereotype that was used to strike fear into white men over black men raping white women.

no, they don't and can be quite disappointing!

but they do, as a hole, tongue your face and ass well.

[quote] [R34] Looks like you have been pretty unlucky

Are you a bottom R36, and seek out hung tops? Oh what am I asking. Of course you are. I forgot where i was :)

But get this. The Middle Eastern scholar Allen Edwardes observed that Arabs were more hung than Jews. They called their little genitalia 'the dove". He wrote that in these Middle Eastern cultures that are traditionally given to sodomy, the Arab men usually fuck the lesser hung Jews.

Must be why I find Adrien Brody ugly/sexy.

Barbra Streisand must be really well hung.

R48 Both Jews and Arabs can be well endowed. The two are not mutually exclusive.

Most male porn stars, prior to the internet in which anyone can do porn, were Jewish.

Arab isn't a race. I assume you're talking about Gulf Arabs from the peninsula. Because Levantines like Syrians, Iraqis, Palestinians and North Africans like Egyptians and Algerians aren't ethnically Arabs.

[quote] Most male porn stars, prior to the internet in which anyone can do porn, were Jewish.

Is that so? That's fascinating r51. Elaborate why? Did you mean that the porn industry in the days of celluloid was controlled by Jews and so the performers were Jews?

Plenty of male porn stars from the 70s and 80s were WASPs, Irish or Italians etc. I don't think there was any higher prevalence of Jews.

R52 Of course they are. Arabs colonizers depopulated much of the middle east, and as such, Palestinians, Syrians, ect, are all Arabs. They may have some local admixture, because they would have intermarried/raped a lot of the local women, but Arabs are Arabs. You should really learn the history of the Middle East.

R55 Egyptians are mainly indigenous Coptic with some Arab, Greek, Turkish and Subsaharan African admixture but they are mostly the same as Ancient Egyptians. While Algerians, Moroccans and Tunisians are Berberis with some Subsaharan African and Arab admixture. Arabs didn't replace any of these populations. They simply ruled over them. Spanish and Portuguese are still mainly Celtic and Iberian. Sicilians have Levantine and Arab DNA but from ancient migrations not from Arab empire.

I know these propaganda replacement theories are popular with racist conspiracies but DNA studies don't lie. Levantines look nothing like Gulf Arabs. Syrians and Iraqis are descendents of Babylonians and Lebanese and Jordanians descendents of Canaanites. Jews and Palestinians still have ancient Hebrew DNA. Gulf Arabs are brown and look closer to East African Horners and South Asians like Pakistani and Indians.

To replace the population would entail a genocide which would be too expensive and challenging to carry out. Even English people have mostly Celtic DNA despite the myth that Anglo-Saxons and Normans killed off all the Celts and replaced them.

R56 Not genocide as much as genetic replacement due to smaller population sizes of native peoples with SOME genocide and forced migration.

Most Egyptians are not Coptics; the Copts are Coptic but the Arab Egyptians keep killing them. The Ancient Hebrews mainly were forcibly removed by the Romans, but small pockets of Jews and Samaritans remained. Palestinians are Arab. As for Iraq, the Assryians are the native people, NOT Arabs.

Coptics, Assyians, Jews, and Samaritans are all still around. You don’t get to pretend they “evolved” into Arabs because it is better for your narrative.

R56 your subcategories do not deny the existence of Arabs only show the duh observation that any race has complexities.

But for our intensive porpoises, we use the term Arab like we say white of European. Arabs stretch from Morocco to Iraq, from the Levant to the Arabian peninsula.

And they are all hung and hot!

R57 The point is Gulf Arabs didn't replace most of the indigenous population. Arab is a ethnolinguistic group. The Gulf Arab tribes conquered the Middle East and North Africa and forced the Arab language, Islam and Arab culture onto people but that doesn't change their DNA. Most Arabs aren't Gulf Arabs. They simply are culturally Arab. Arab needs to be seen like Hispanic is. It's an ethnicity not a race. So no, most Arabs aren't the same genetically.

R59 So you admit Arabs are colonizers?

R58 Arab isn't a race. Mediterranean and Near Eastern is a better term for this look. Greeks, Italians, Albanians, Macedonians, Armenians, Turks, Southern Spanish and Portuguese should be included too.

R60 I never said they weren't colonizers. I said that Arab is mistaken for a race and many Middle Easterners and North Africans especially educated ones are actually rejecting the forced label and embracing their actual ancestry and pre-Islamic heritage.

R62 The issue is that the indigenous people who did NOT give up their culture are still treated like shit. These Arabs cannot just pick up an indigenous identity as a game when it is convenient to them.

Bullshit. I have a huge nose and a tiny penis. The hands/feet size thing is accurate, not the nose

R63 It's the same in Latin America btw. Indigenous people who live in rural villages and still speak pre-Columbian languages are treated like second class citizens while the mestizos who assimilated into Spanish or Portuguese culture got to make up the buffer class. You have Mexicans, Chileans and Argentines downplay their Indigenous ancestry or make it seem insignificant to their Spanish or Mediterranean ancestry.

Every race is a conglomeration of ethnicities and histories. Arabs are Caucasian like Europeans and Indians.

I'm a counter-example for all those 'Big' indicators.

Big Nose, Big dick!

Big Feet, Big dick!

Tall & Skinny? Big Dick!

Well, here I am, a big nosed, big feet, tall, and skinny dude who is hung significantly less than average.

So don't believe all these weird wives tales. They don't really indicate anything.

Well know why know why Adrien Brody won an Oscar...

I have to ask: is your nose big enough to obstruct your view so you couldn't proofread the headline, OP? If so, please give anecdotal evidence for or against the claim.

False. My brother has a huge honker and my dick is larger than his. Don't think I don't remind his straight ass of this.

ewww

Eh. I’ve found that the fingers sort of mirror the “style” of the penis, but not the size. Like, fat and blunt sausage or tapered and slim. Like that.

I have a beer can nose...

I for one will have you know that MY penis is much smaller than my nose.

all clit, little slit?

R70 Go onnn…

Dyslexic, illiterate OP typing with his needle dick.

So, Adrian Brody is packing, and Jimmy Durante was too.

Well Brody did win an Oscar for his work as The Penisest.

Jimmy Durante, now you're talking my language.

Geppetto would sit on Pinocchio's face and tell him to lie, lie, LIE!!