Assumptions you make about people based on the cars they drive

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You left out the most accurate one:

Subaru = Lesbian

BMW = Asshole

Big truck = Small dick

I have sex with my doctors

Prius = Ecoweeny

Prius = Ecoweeny

A very accurate stereotype

^ Sorry for the double post ☹️

Tesla = NOT cool

All I know is my Porsche Cayenne was the best vehicle ever and I am going to get a Macan next.

Audi Q5 is the most boring vehicle ever. But the sales rep was so hot, I was dickmatized.

And I love those classic Volvo DL wagons!!!

Black windows = Running stop lights and stop signs = Guess

Mercury Grand Marquis - too old to be driving.

@r11, No one was criticizing your choices of cars

R12 In my country (since there are no restrictions on tainted windows) if you have a car with full tainted windows, it means you're going to use it to fuck at any parking lot.

The first billionaires I knew made something of a sport of driving unassuming, small, old Chevrolets which they drove to absolute death, a dual nod to outward modesty and an in-joke as their family had once owned the company.

From that, I don't make many assumptions except about especially flashy cars or novelty cars.

No matter what they drive, they will always be annoying with their constant complaints of traffic and parking.

[quote]Ecoweeny

Translation?

Volkswagen "new" Beetle = Any female high school student from the early/mid 2000s

Cadillac Escalade = Any hip-hop/rap artist from the early/mid 2000s

Lexus = black (any age) or an old white person

Oversized truck = redneck/MAGA

Vehicles made by non-German manufacturers = Jewish

SMART = stupid

Mitsubishi : give me that one, it’s cheap and I don’t care what it is

Buick : I want to sit in a dealership waiting room

Kia : now I need to find the perfect fuzzy seat covers

Nissan : I’ll be making 15 years of payments and passing you at 100mph. All you’ll see is the duct tape holding the bumper on. OR : gee thanks for white Sentra, Avis

I have sex with my psychiatrist

[quote]no restrictions on tainted windows) if you have a car with full tainted windows,

You mean tinted windows, love.

Any red vehicle driven by a male = GAY

Lincoln Town Car= Driving while deceased.

Pink Corvette + Angeline is stll alive?

@r15, I love that song... "Tinted Love"

Why are Nissan drivers so awful?? They are the worst drivers.

Female in a Jeep Wrangler = lesbian

Back in 2001, I was feeling rather full of myself, and bought myself a "nice car." It was a Lexus GS430. The best and cheapest car I would ever own. It lasted 20 years. The nicest car anyone I knew ever owned.

Around 2004, I was on a trip up the New Jersey Turnpike. I stopped at a rest area for lunch. While I'm eating, I see a car that looks like mine pulling up to the rest stop.

Yup, same model and color. And I admit it, my head went immediately to "what kind of jerk thinks that driving a car like that is some kind. of status symbol." I just assumed that this guy drives the same make/model/color/year of a car I drive has got to be an a-hole.

But then, here's the thing...he pulls up and parks in a handicapped spot. This is why I could see him--he was lurking near the closest parking spots.

So, I'm like thinking Lexus, a-hole, straight guy is feeling entitled.

Here comes the best part--as this jerk is pulling in, I can read his license plates. New York. As I recall, it was something like "NYC 911"

I kid you not. The New York Lexus-driving handicapped parking jerk is going all AGT-sob-story with a 9/11 license plate.

The guy parks his car, jumps out and walks around the car and opens the door to assist his wife out of the car. And I want to pour acid on my head and punch myself in the face.

2018 Audi S4

Honda Civic/Toyota Corolla= Smart and thrifty!

2023 Cadillac Escalade = Rich RIFF RAFF

Gold 90s Buick LeSabre - older than fuck. I used to see these on the road until the 2010s, especially where seniors like to hang out such as assisted living centers, Walgreens and Sizzler. Sadly you see them less frequently now as their drivers undoubtedly die out.

Large SUVS and crossovers - frauen who don't really need them.

Volkswagen: Entitled, condescending Millenniall prick. BMW: Second (and third) that -- asshole. Sedan with stuffed animals lining back window: Slow and clueless driver -- stay far away from or pass them once you're able. SUV with stick-figures family in back-window corner -- see above, especially if one of those giant, square and long motherfukcer models that consume the entire highway. Pickup truck: Douchebag guy driving the male version of a suburban mom on phone in SUV, except that the male version of her purse is his pickup truck's back cab stuffed with his junk, gear, tools and stuff.

R36- BMW stands for Break My Wallet

Jaguar XJ6 - British racing green with tan leather interior = old white rich guy with good taste and an excellent mechanic on speed-dial.

Tesla = GED

R37 my uncle used to say BMW is black man wheels

Genesis - Smart buyers who want luxury cars without the over inflated price tag.

KIA/Hyundai - Smart people who want great affordable cars.

Tesla - Mostly assholes who are overly concerned with how they appear in public. Good cars though.

Prius - Entitled cunts who drive like assholes ALL OF THEM! - FACT! prove me wrong.

BMW - People who love to overpay for their cars, service and parts. AKA dumb people concerned with status.

Mercedes - Same as BMW

R41 Prius people drive like they have never driven before! So fucking slow & clueless!

People with expensive cars, like Bentley, Rolls-Royce, super sport cars, BMW, etc. act like they OWN The road. God forbid you have your blinker on & need to change lanes in front of one of these drivers! They will be the first to speed up and not let you change lanes! They also drive too fast, almost hit pedestrians in crosswalks and then honk at them, believe that stop signs are just a suggestion, drive 50 MPH down residential streets, and run red lights.

Not where I live r42.

I drive to palm springs from la every other week. The biggest asshole cunts driving like asshole cunts are Tesla and Prius. They endanger every other car on the highway. Not joke.

Audi = giant asshole

Late model van driven by an Asian woman = danger to herself and others

Maxwell = Jack Benny

R47 just imagine her driving a late model van……

Can't believe nobody has mentioned the Ford F150 with extended cab. All of them are assholes, and especially the ones who back into parking spaces.

R50 backing into parking spaces? GAH!

I'm thinking of getting a Jeep Grand Cherokee. What does that convey about a person?

^ Grand Cherokees are nice, I've had three. I guess it says you can afford a lot of gas, because they sure like to drink

I really like the Jeep Grand Cherokee R52. I was upgraded to one at a car rental place. It was top of the line with leather, heated seats & steering wheel. It was awesome!

I'm 68 and I just bought this... Yep, I've finally arrived, I'm old ☹️

I like it R55. I’ve driven the XTS many times and think it’s a pretty cool car! Comfy too!

Miata: gay

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