Athletes you think are closeted

A good number of swimmers/divers.

They are gayer than the guys in the school drama club.

Gronk?

Odell Beckman Jr-closeted, always HIGH, scared Black gay man.

[quote]Aaron Rodgers is a given.

He giveth and he taketh away.

I'm like 90% sure A Rod and Jeter fucked

Jetah.

Tim Duncan. There was some messiness during his divorce. Stories about how she claimed the man who had been living in their guest house was also his boyfriend. The divorce had been contentious. As soon as those rumors started swirling, they settled and everything was sealed.

Former athlete but....Troy Aikman

How do you "know", R8.

R9, I know one of his exes. I mentioned this before

To R10, I know you're telling the truth, I have had him too. Troy never got over getting outed by Skip Baylis in his book. Even Jerry Jones couldn't control Skip Baylis popularity. Troy's divorce from the 1st wife cost him plenty, I know ; I was one of his financial advisors. I've told the Troy b4 here on DL,.

Bayless!

I've told the Troy story before here on DL.

Damn Finnish Vodka!!

Gym Jordan

Miss Tebow

Teboq

Joey Votto

-Marc Márquez (there's no way this guy can be str8)

-Tennis players: Richard Gasquet, Juan Martin del Potro (mostly since it's odd they are over 35 and still single/childless)

-Any +30y/o active soccer player playing in a top European league who's still single/childless

-Aaron Rodgers, obviously

-Sidney Crosby

ALL of them! Except the ugly ones. And the faggy ones. Ew.

Cristiano Ronaldo.

R19 Well, at this point I can assure you that most DLers don't find Aaron Rodgers attractive anymore.

Lady G, amateur but frequent golf partner of DJT.

Just the really hot ones.

Gasquet team

DelPo team

One time my dad stormed into my bedroom and asked “why are you a bottom”!? I replied “why not”?

Lennox Lewis

Not Aaron Rodgers. He is very, very straight

Is Tyler Downs all the way out yet?

Tyler Downs is adorable

Who's gay in basketball?

I always thought Eric Lindros. But he’s old and gross now, so I don’t care.

At least r31 speaks the truth.

…the ones who eye my package and look up at my torso only to look away…

NBA player-turned-analyst Richard Jefferson (allegedly)

Rafael Nadal

Seabiscuit.

So I’ve heard anyway.

Years ago a DLer claimed to have hooked up with Bubba Smith

To R31, Aging is a Bitch. at one time Eric was a "beautiful man" with a killer body and a dick of DEATH!! 6 concussions, Hockey is a mother fucker on the athlete's body. Having a nasty Bitch of a coach like Bobby Clarke didn't help!!

Chris Webber- I don't know if he is GAY, but he did enjoy a white mqn's ass every now and then. Also, a tranny or 2 when he was on the road.

This is The DL. Most of these names mean absolutely nothing to many of us.

Dwight Howard

This doesn't relate to a celebrity but a friend I had (he died from cancer in his late 40's, like everybody else in his family, yikes) was the captain of his high school 1) swim, 2) baseball, 3) track & field, and 4) tennis teams. He was banging guys regularly from 8th grade on. The point of this story is maybe it's not that difficult to keep all of that a secret if you have any kind of discretion.

I'm the pope if Jack Laugher (UK dive) isn't getting it on a regular basis.

R43 I've never bought the story that this slut is str8.

Jalen Ramsay (top cornerback in the NFL)

R38 - and how do you know of this “dick of death”?

Bump

Agree about Joey Votto. He's so cute, but he won't marry his long time gf, who works for his PR handler.

I'll add Roger Federer. He screams queer, every time he flicks his bangs over his headband, I'm like cut your hair, you woman!

To R46, because I had that lovely "dick of Death" in my 2 favorite holes when I was a "Financial Analyst/whore" in the beginning of Mr Lindros career as a hockey God!! I've told his "truth" before on DL.

It should be "this truth".

Tell it again, r49. Lindros was hot as hell back in the day. Would love any more info on him and his "dick of death". Cut? Uncut? Size? I'm guessing from what you've said he was top only...

R41 Howard also had a Mantasia level messy thing with a tranny that aired out his dirty laundry.

^ His (alleged) bf wasn't even a "tranny" just a femmy gay guy (like Mantasia)

back in the early 2000s I met a guy through a bbs, He wanted to meet in public. He was jacked and took me to his room at ucla. Turned out he was a football player. Hooked up a few times because he said I looked like just a friend he might have. One time we were in his room and his phone rang. He turned white. Someone on the other end said I know you are a fag. That was the last time I saw him.

[quote] One time we were in his room and his phone rang. He turned white. Someone on the other end said I know you are a fag. That was the last time I saw him

Was Ghostface on the other end? That sounds like the plot to some B list gay horror flim ripoff.

No he was just paranoid about being outed I guess.

Who saw that instagram story with Shannon Sharpe and "Hollywood"(of Kerry Rhodes fame)?

who are R33?

r57, can you go into details?

C’mon, I wanna hear the Troy Aikman story!!!

Nadal and Federer- nope. Hetero and gay friendly. I’ve met them both.

R59, this link explains it all. Sharpe took the post down on his Insta so check it out here.

I was wondering what Mantasia was up to these days

R61 I don't know about Rafa or Rog, what about Jim Courier? He used to have a facebook page, where he's shirtless in jeans, playing a guitar, and 5000 latin men as friends, 90% of them. It's gone now, it was taken down about the time of his marriage to the Asian wife.

Asian wife? That settles it!

I don't know if it's just wishful thinking or not (probably the former), but I kinda suspect two Norwegian snowboarders might be sexually fluid. It's weird because they both have girlfriends and they both seem into women, it's obvious from who they follow on insta. But they also seem... close. Too close sometimes. Who knows what they get into when they're touring. Again, probably just wishful thinking. I know these gen z guys are not as afraid to cuddle or show emotions, it doesn't necessarily mean they're gay or bi. I still have my suspicions though.

No offence r61 but “meeting” two people?

I still think Nadal is gay. His "relationship" with his wife is VERY weird. They go out for photo ops, otherwise are never seen together. Nadal vacations on super yachts (ala Leo) with onky guys and the wife nowhere to be seen. They looked super uncomfortable in the couple pics I've seen of them, they didn't even walk close, nor held hands. Nadal barely refers to her. Ask yourself why. He wanted a family, so he married his childhood sweetheart. He is deffo gay but he will never come out.

I can't name any that haven't already been named, but Amal Fashanu has said on multiple occasions that she's been contacted by footballers in the UK (some in the Premier League) who are gay but don't feel comfortable coming out.

Then you've got tennis where there's not a single out gay man, but statistically there has got to be at least one or two.

R64 I was at the Aus Open a few years ago and saw Courier make a bee line to some underage girls and start chatting them up. He is bi at best.

R68 I agree Nadal's relationship with his wife is weird, but I suspect it's because he's an OCD control freak.

Brady Anderson for sure. Long retired, but his gayvoice and the fact that he never married tell the tale.

^ and don't forget he's dating an asian girl!

^Another dead giveaway. His gayvoice really is off the charts, though.

Isn't Rafa's sister the real love of his wife? That's a clever ruse. if true and holds off the gay rumours. The loss of personal income to a worldwide idol thought to be gay must play a part in the deception, if true. Skater Brian Boitano - who we all knew was gay despite the 'gf' who was really a fellow skater - never dared to come out when he was competing as a pro. I can't blame him.

It's interesting how some gay guys go the beard route, whereas others are 'happy' to just never be seen with a significant other.

I'd much prefer the latter. Having a beard seems exhausting - constantly having to keep up a facade.

Nadal strikes me as more asexual as gay. Federer seems way more likely to be closeted to me

R49 any other closeted players that you know of? Brian Burke said that several NHL players have come out to him.

R70 There's being private and then there's being closeted. He's the latter. The wife is nowhere to be seen except for the occasional photo ops. When asked about her he just says he wants their relationship private. He refuses to talk about her. It's getting weird.

A couple of months ago I saw some crazy rumours on Twitter saying that the relationship between Argentinian footballer Rodrigo de Paul and singer Tini Stossel is a a farse, since they think the one DePaul is actually banging is Tini's brother called Fran. Here you can see Fran's IG account and judge it by yourselves.

I have my suspicions about a track and field athlete. He has gay voice. Otherwise he seems straight though. That's why I'm confused. Maybe he's just a straight guy with gay voice?

Johannes Lamparter pings. He has gay face for days.

R81 Maybe fresh baked cookies were in the vicinity.

How is this guy straight? He has gay face for days. Apparently he's been with his girlfriend for 11 years and they are now getting married. Mind boggles.

I do not have access to an individual's personal or private information, and it would be inappropriate to speculate about someone's sexual orientation without their consent or public confirmation. It is important to respect people's privacy and not make assumptions about their personal lives.

[quote] "Sidney Crosby"

Though It will never remotely effect my life: Mmm!

"Just the really hot ones."

This is one of those common homophobic complaints on Datalounge.

Also, an inherently stupid one, since homophobia is a form of stupidity.

In culture you can find caricatures of this kind of person usually in children's entertainment wherein a child, simply by being a child can easily defeat an evil villain's superpowers, because that villain is really stupid.

So to the original numbnuts I say, why do you think gay men can't recognize themselves in others?

Straight people don't think that way. You just think you're better than everyone else by default, so, you don't need to use your brains.

Because, according to you, straight brains are somehow magically magical!

Like a disgusting sugar laden candy flavored breakfast cereal.

Or a $15 dollar donut.

Apolo Ohno, retired speed skater. He is dating a woman and they've been engaged for a few years. Hmmmmmm . . .

R21 No you can't, gramps.

R86 What the ENTIRE fuck are you talking about, you lunatic?

does anyone have any info on Brian Joubert?

. . . Or for that matter on Travis Kelce !

Joe Burrow

Now, that's an interesting proposition, r92.

[quote]Apolo Ohno

I used to think so too. I’ve crushed on him for years.

Travis Kelce is linked another black woman right? Or am I confused?

Chuck Knoblauch.

When he was a Yankee second baseman, he lived a block away from me in Manhattan and used to ride the subway from Yankee stadium to 33rd and Park (where I lived). He’d then walk one block to his condo in Madison and 35th (the sliver building where that Sharon Stone movie was filmed).

One time we shared the same subway ride and he cruised me.

He was charged twice with misdemeanor assault on BOTH of his wives. He admitted to both assaults. Why did he attack them? Cause he was GAY, please!!!

I even told a local bartender where he hung out (with Jeter) that I was a big fan. The bartender told me that he had come to him more than once looking to score ecstasy.

Yes the bartender was really hot … and the owner of the bar.

[quote] Brian Burke said that several NHL players have come out to him.

Oh god I hope Evander Kane was one of them. He has the hottest ass in the NHL, its really a sculpted thing of beauty. There are a couple of signs he may be closeted. I have noticed he has trouble committing to a woman and he has addiction issues. He's also extremely vain but I cant say I blame him. An beautiful ass like that and all of the possibilities if he was a bottom.

Any cricketers info?

R18 so in a world of LGTBQ+ and ‘whatever you’re having’ it’s ‘odd’ to be 35 and not married with kids. Reinforces my belief that one taboo is just swapped for another. I don’t know whether they are gay or not. But ffs let’s ditch the stereotypes.

Sidney Crosby is 100% gay. The only woman he’s been seen with is at professional events as an escort.

They call her his “girlfriend”, R100, but she’s never seen with him outside big events. Despite his immense talent, Sidney seems rather “slow”. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if he’s gay, but he also may be introverted and somewhat asexual.

Justin Gatlin

Totally missed that about Howard. What's up with the five kids by five women? I remember a Lakers forum about a decade ago. Consesus: mother the sharpest tool in the shed.

[quote] Sidney Crosby is 100% gay....

Could you even imagine how glorious it would be to stuff his ass or have him sit on your face? DAMN

R104, that’s not Sidney Crosby. That’s former NHL player Dion Phaneuf.

Sidney Crosby seems like an 8-year old boy in a grown man's body. He's very childlike.

He just seems extremely shy and private, for good reason I assume.

Manuel Neuer, Alessio Zerbin, Tim Tebow, Jimmy Garoppolo, Christian McCaffrey and obviously Aaron Rogers

Serbian footballer Dusan Tadic (currently playing for Dutch team Ajax) pings a lot to me.

R109 Dayum, that bod and especially them pinz 🤤😍

r109 Being Serbian, he'll never come out tho. It's like being Russian

r109 OMG This guy has been married for a DECADE and is still childless! He gay gay gaaaaaaaaay!!!

[quote] It is important to respect people's privacy and not make assumptions about their personal lives.

We would never do that here at DL. Please stay and get comfortable.

R108, what made you mention Manuel Neuer? He has been gay friendly and supportive on numerous occasions, and he frequently is mentioned in threads like this one. But to me it doesn't add up to being gay or bi. To me it reads like he wants to be an advocate for somebody close to him, his brother maybe. He had quite a few long-term girlfriends. Are there any stories?

R114 You have GOT to be kidding me!!! He's 37, still unmarried and childless (despite being blond, blue-eyed, 6'4" and a millionaire, which means everyone in the world wants to bang him), his previous marriage lasted all about 5 minutes and didn't produce any kids, not to mention he's obsessed with rainbow armbands. Before any international match (when he did use to play, because he's been eerily MIA since his skiing accident, even on social media), he would always make a big scene about not being allowed to wear it. Not to mention I was just checking out some pics from his Mrkan trip last summer, and he would even include rainbow emojis in his captions 🤣🤣🤣 The man is DYING to come out

^ Ok, got it. So you don't know anything either.

R116 Shut up, moron

R116 To people like you, he Will Always be straight even if he were to actually come out. Get lost, you stupid retard, I've already given you plenty of reasons

Another footballer that pings to me is Julián Álvarez (Argentina). Funny enough he started to post pics with some "GF" just days before the World Cup started (Julian's first WC appearance).

Yes to Dusan

Julián visible from space as a boy.

Roger Fed giggling like a size queen at locker room smut.

R122 He has gay face

r116 Here's your precious straight athlete. He seems to be quite obsessed with rainbows, don't you think?

Surely, you have more than "He's hot" to believe that they're closeted?

Manuel Neuer turns 37 today and is still in the closet 😐

Manuel Neuer has apparently broken up with his latest beard, too 🤣

Oh I suspect Apollo Ohno is gay but probably does not want to deal with the media noting both he and his elderly Dad like men. A lot.

R127, the rumor is that Neuer was part of the group of players who just got Bayern Munich’s manager. Neuer had a very personal motive; the now-ex-manager had dismissed Bayern’s goaltending coach—Neuer’s BFF and alleged boyfriend.

R128 A gay guy spawning a child???!!!

[quote] who just got Bayern Munich’s manager

Bayern Munich acquired a manager?

R127 Repeat the story with names

Do part 2 threads get automatically paywalled once they hit 230ish replies? It has happened to both Who will come out and McCaffrey demistud 🤔🤔🤔

[quote] Do part 2 threads get automatically paywalled once they hit 230ish replies?

They often do. It happens on all the multi-part threads, such as The Gays and Tennis, theater, Ben Barnes and Bradley James.

R134 Ah, I thought It was just me. And what happens after that? Is there a part 3 and when does it get paywalled? And how come that nutjob has been able to create 400 threads on Jack Grealish or whatever his name is? Because they're all under 600 posts? 🤔🤔🤔

They are often greyed out when that happens, and someone just creates a new thread with "Part XX" in the title. Posters then use that new thread until it too is paywalled. Rinse and repeat.

R136 That's confusing as all hell! Why won't they just let us post? I have sooooooo much to say on that cryptofag McCaffrey 😡😡😡

[quote] Why won't they just let us post?

"Muriel" wants to encourage non-subscribers to pay up to post in popular thread series. This is a tactic to encourage them to do so.

Back to gay athletes now.

R138 Well, "Muriel" can GTFO cause I'll never do that 🖕

The fag is apparently taking his beard on a road trip. Wonder what that's about. He seems to have a lot of free time on his hands (and so does she). What does she even do for a living, anyway? He's putting a lot of effort into this fauxmance. Wonder if he'll propose 🤭

What about the Tongan Flag bearer Pita Tufatofua from thr Brazilian and South Oorean Olympic games? He never posts pictures on Instagram with a wife or girlfriend.

What about Pita Tofatafua from the Rio Olympics in 2016 ? He was the Tongan Flagbearer who was all oiled up.

Very good one r142.

R143 Pita al TofuTofu! That's right! And he's still unmarried and childless (and probably even single) at 40 or sth. Glad that many people are starting to apply my theorem 😁

"The hell do you want from me? Do I even know you, woman?"

[quote]Oh I suspect Apollo Ohno is gay but probably does not want to deal with the media noting both he and his elderly Dad like men. A lot.

You suspect the dad too? From what I gather, Apolo's dad has been single since the mom left when Apolo was a small child. His dad used to be a hair dresser and I've kind of suspected he may be low key gay. I also used to think that Apolo was gay until he took up with the chick he's been with for a few years now (not that that means anything). People used to ship him and Julianne Hough when they were teamed up on Dancing With The Stars, and even though they did have great chemistry, I was more inclined to believe that the shipping was just wishful thinking on the part of a bunch of fraus.

"Geez, how much longer is this walk gonna even last?"

R147 "Shipping?"

Shipping (slang) - to take an interest in or hope for a romantic relationship between (fictional characters or famous people), whether or not the romance actually exists: I'm shipping for those guys—they would make a great couple!

r149 How old are you, 95? How old are people on this forum? Sheesh!

What is any of this based on besides wishful thinking and psychosis?

Not quite r152.

It's based on public accusations immediately hushed up. Marital status. Direct contact. The instagrams of the players. People gave valid evidence. And yes, intuition which has proven to be right for decades.

My question is what is developmentally wrong with you that you can ignore so much to even make such a statement?

R153 Thank you!!! 👏👏👏 So fucking tired of people dismissing a massive amount of evidence just because the player hasn't officially come out, so he must be straight until proven otherwise. This heteronormative culture is so tedious, especially when it's gays enforcing it 🙄

R151 No. Just educated and articulate, which you clearly aren't.

In all seriousness - Francis Ngannou

I brought him up before but no one seemed interested

He's apparently never even had a girlfriend at all - he did NOT date Miesha Tate, as google will tell you, he literally just took a picture with her

Every time he takes a picture with a woman the usual suspect dorks are in the comments making lewd comments, but honestly I defy any of you to find a picture of him with a woman where he doesn't look terminally friendzoned

No one would really suspect him seeing as he's a huge black guy, MMA heavyweight champion, hyped as having the hardest punch in the world... but outside the octagon he has a gentle giant persona. That photograph of him as young man back in Cameroon, with his hand on his hip and his manbag, looks VERY gay but to be fair he wouldn't have had much choice of fashion and I don't know whether Cameroonians are socialized to fret about such things 'being gay'.

Pita, the Tonga Flag Bearer, hasn't seemed to have a girlfriend in all these years, but he does follow a lot of female 'influencers' / bikini thots

One of those men who probably just pings because he's polite, well groomed, etc

The reason for being dismissive on my end is really two-fold, r153. First, there is no "massive amount of evidence". There never is. Unless pictures unsurface or, yes, someone comes out, you don't have "evidence". What you rely on is circumstances and intuition. That's fine. And I may even find some stories compelling if it has enough tidbits that form a strong claim. But you don't have that. You pull independent pieces into a result that doesn't hold water. The story of Neuer's bf having been fired by a BM manager - now that is a story. Not eveidence either, but at least it is something I can wrap my head around and investigate. But just saying he had only three girlfriends and posts rainbow flags - that's ... not much.

The other factor for me being dismissive of your postings is that you overreact when the weakness in your argument is called out. Just own it. You can absolutely claim that some circumstances make a straight reputation doubtful. Just don't claim that you 'know' when you cannot know. This is a forum that speculates about everything all day. But everybody keeps things in perspective that a story is not proven true until it actually is proven.

R158 I have much respect for polite, well groomed, etc., men who take care of themselves. And mother's okay with that.

R159 is working on her novel's first draft.

R156 No, you're a retarded cunt who's been living in a cave for the past 2 decades, which is the length of time this expression has been used

R159 OMG, you're the "Neuer is straight" troll again! I figured that out as soon as I saw what posts disappeared after I blocked you. Listen, you wretched slut, he'll never fuck you because he ain't even straight! Get that through your pea-sized brain! And I've already listed the evidence upthread, so just because you're delusional and can't read doesn't mean I'm gonna repeat myself and waste even more of my precious time on you 😒

Soooooo straight, they say. Such a straight face (no pun intended). And especially straight hair (also no pun intended)

Now, where would I EVER get the idea that this guy is gay? Another example of very straight haircut. Doesn't he just exude (or ooze - ewwwwwze - as the DailyFail would say) testosterone?

All hot male athletes we want to fuck are closeted gays. All of them. That's why we hate them.

But if any of them actually ever come out as gay, we will hate them even more.

[Quote] One time my dad stormed into my bedroom and asked “why are you a bottom”!? I replied “why not”?

Best thing ever posted on the DL.

R162 has no friends and is a chronic masturbator.

R167 Is a troll who's gonna get reported

R156 Ah, and learn today's lingo, AIDS-ridden cunt!

R169 Learn how to speak to people respectfully, cunt!

R169 They should do it with me first, CUNT!

R154 MASSIVE amount of evidence? Really? Is that the word you're going with?

R167 Who's the friendless, chronic masturbator going to report to?

R153 Ahh, you mean shit like "Leo's beard of the week" and the fact that he doesn't have a wife and kids at his age? MEANWHILE, there's a university full of supermodels that he's dumped over the past three decades and not one has ever outed him?

I mean...evidence is evidence. Where is it? A network of desperate people trading unsubstantiated theories and speculation ain't evidence. It’s just a network of delusionals who have found each other.

And OF COURSE, the common denominator between these supposed closet cases…they’re ALL super hot. The closet doesn’t apply to the ugly ones. Why would it?

It’s all very high school.

R174 Well, I wouldn't necessarily say Leo is "hot."

R168 Karen has entered the room, and her finger is wagging, y'all!

r174 Shut up, you frau. That fag ain't straight, as proven by the fact he's still childless after "having sex" with thousands of supermodels. You must be really retarded.

So many stoopid wimmin on here deluding themselves into thinking their idols are straight

r172 Yes, for anyone who's not blind or idiotic enough to ignore it

Ronaldo, Neuer, Neymar, Beckham, Lewis Hamilton, Ray Allen, Israel Adesanya

r179 Beckham???!!!

And yeah, Pita al TofuTofu is obviously gay: 40, still unmarried, childless, no women on his feed. And he's not even remotely famous enough to wanna keep his private life hush-hush in order not to upset his female fanbase

Pita also has a slightly bitchy streak that pops up every now and then.

R177 "Wimmin."

What a fucking ignoramus.

A bit different since it's a woman but Lolo Jones. Still a virgin at 40-something? Can't meet the right man? Hell no, straight women who are in good shape and attractive find someone. She even complains that she doesn't want offers of dates from people online so she is clearly still getting plenty of offers. She has frozen her eggs so it's not as if she doesn't want children either. Meanwhile she pings like a big old tomboy. I don't know whether she's aware of it or not due to her religion or is hiding because she thinks it's a sin but it's clear by now that she just simply doesn't want dick, religion or not.

R183, agree about that one. I saw her bitching that it was supposedly "so hard" to save herself but she doesn't seem to be in a rush to find a guy

When Terrell Owens played in Seattle, didn't he out Jeff Garcia? Garcia always had a woman around, but he had the gayest voice ever.

I don't know if we consider Nascar a sport, but handsome Jeff Gordon always pinged for me.

R183 Never heard of her. Yeah, she's hawt!

R182 RIght? THAT'S what we're dealing with.

R177 So condoms, birth control, vasectomies, abortions--you know...things people do NOT to have children--don't exist in your fantasy world?

GOTCHA

[quote]Ronaldo, Neuer, Neymar, Beckham, Lewis Hamilton, Ray Allen, Israel Adesanya

Yeah, ALL gay. ALL bearded up and in the closet.

R115 I think wearing rainbow armbands a lot isn't necessarily a sign he's gay because I'd have thought if you wanted to stay in the closet, you'd shy away from wearing things like that - unless your whole team was doing the same of course. I'm not ruling him out, though, because I agree with the other things you've listed.

C. Ronaldo is definitely gay, though - given the amount of children he's had with surrogate mothers. I don't think anyone would be surprised if he came out and he's in the twilight of his career now, so continuing to keep it a secret seems silly, but it's up to him.

t189 Georgina just recently gave an interview with the DailyFail listing the craziest places where they've had sex. The article is from yesterday. He straight (or bi at best)

Georgina is a beard. Of course she's going to make sure that everyone knows how straight Ronaldo supposedly is.

r187 You can't fuck so many models for over 2 decades and still be childless. It just doesn't happen! All the other Hollyweird "lotharios" ended up having 1 or 2 oops (ewps) babies along the way, precisely because 1. It's inevitable 2. Many of these women are younger and poorer (pewrer), so they have every reason to trap these male celebrities. And 1. If they had had an abortion, we would've seen them with a baby bump first 2. Why would he undergo a painful procedure for no reason, when there are so many other ways to prevent a pregnancy (the ones you've listed)?

You should try touching grass and living in the real world, YOU DUMBFUCK!

R192 Karen has cradled her latte mug, put on her leggings, and is ready for another day of outrage on DL!

r191 Well, come to think of it, she is slightly beneath him in the lewks department (not just face and obviously height, but also body). She kinda fat, and obviously someone with those washboard abs values fitness a lot. However, I'm not convinced he's gay, because how would you explain the Katherine Mayorga incident?

The one who is without the shadow of a doubt gay IMO is Neuer: he even has gay face (and has had multiple gay haircuts over the years)

I have to agree: Manuel Neuer might as well walk around with a sign around his neck saying "I'm a big ol' mo"! When THE FUCK is he gonna come out? He's even disappeared from social media completely despite allegedly recovering from his skiing accident, which is weird cause he used to be quite active. Now it's like not even a story. Is he even gonna play ever again? He's even old enough to retire! Why won't he do it? What does he have to lose? His parents' approval?

Mark Wright is gay AF! He's been married to Michelle Keegan for EIGHT YEARS (plus another couple ones of dating), they're still childless although they do keep claiming to want babies (and they should theoretically get a mewve on cause thay ain't getting any younger), not to mention they seem to lead 2 separate lives (she's always shewting somewhere, whereas he's always jogging in Spain). They keep showing off their lavish mansions, but they never really seem to dwell there together.

Plus, have you checked out his thread on LPSG? I've never seen so many naked pics of someone fewling around with dewdes in my life. And what a banging bod and especially GREAT ASS he has! You'd need a pickaxe to pull my tongue outta there. Slurp!

Is this Nate troll legitimately not aware that "baby bumps" are not visible until about 4 months into pregnancy? So if one of his girlfriends did have an abortion (at say 4-6 weeks), the pregnancy wouldn't have been obvious at all. Especially on a model with toned abs. Are you that ignorant about women and pregnancies?

r197 Why would dozens of women dating him have an abortion? It doesn't make any sense! He's a FAG, and the fact he brings Haas everywhere he goes PLUS the very fact he was talked out of coming out in 1990s because it migh derail his career proves it. PREWVES it!

R198 I'm correcting your lie at R192. You said "If they had had an abortion, we would've seen them with a baby bump first". WTF? That is just astounding ignorance. Have you never seen pregnant women?

All male competitive hot dog eating contest participants.

Amazons.

After his whole COVID vaccine saga, I don’t think Aaron is gay. Possibly asexual or some other non-hetero orientation.

r199 Yes, and of course ALL of the GFs had an early abortion, and that's why we conveniently never noticed any of them was preggers. You guys are so pathetic I can't even!

[quote]All male competitive hot dog eating contest participants.

I know this was a joke but those competitions seem like the most straight male thing to be into. Dudes being brahs and bros, sloppy, no wit or humor.

I do think it's weird that at least one of the models didn't manage to get preggers to get that DiCaprio maintenance money but Leo may have got snipped or even can't have kids.

Or he's fully aware that he's a walking lottery ticket, r204, and takes measures to make sure he doesn't knock anybody up.

R205 I did read once about a celebrity taking around condoms and pouring hot sauce into the used condoms so that a turkey baster can't be used. But in reality you know how a lot of men get carried away in the moment, don't use a condom, a condom breaks.. Leo doesn't seem like a very disciplined person. By the way, I also suspect that Leo is probably gay or bi mostly because I read a really old article when his career was kind of starting out where the journalist outright named him as gay. The string of gfs are always people who want some exposure and more fame for their career. It doesn't feel right to me. Straight men usually get married at some point. But I could be wrong of course.

R205 Why won't ALL the other rich male Hollyweird celebs do the same, then? 🙄

R205 ya but real straight guys can’t help flinging their cum all over the fuckin place

Several guys of the Argentina National Team who recently won the 2022 World Cup give me strong bi or gay vibes:

-Nicolas Otamendi

-Rodrigo de Paul

-Paulo Dybala

-Emiliano "Dibu" Martinez

-Papu Gomez

-Julian Alvarez (this one's gotta be gay, no proofs but no doubts)

Is there proof to the Aaron Rodgers story or was it just a DL theory that eventually became "a given"? What evidence did I miss?

Just do a Google search on Aaron Rodgers-Kevin Lanflisi, R210. You'll get your answer.

The rumors about Aaron started outside the datalounge. Straight sports sites were gossiping about him being gay as far back as 2008

Ronaldo allegedly had anal sex with a model in Vegas and bribed her to keep quiet. What gay guy would do that?

Neuer's childlessness is particulary suspicious because footballers settle down very early: it's not unusual for them to tie the knot at 25 and have 4 kids by 30 (like Alvaro Morata and Kandy Kane). Add to that his last match was in Qatar in November, when Germany was kicked out of the WC by Japan, so he's had plenty of time on his hands to take care of that aspect. Yet he's still unmarried and childless (and his current beard is an 18-year-old who is conveniently the spitting image of his ex wife, as if she had been carefully cherrypicked by his PR team).

Another one I think is gay is Nicole Scherzinger's BF Thom Evans: he will turn 38 in 2 days, is still unmarried and childless (although they were supposed to tie the knot 50 times these past 3 years, so not sure what happened there), and he lewked a bit too comfortable posing in the buff with his younger brother for the Dieux du Stade calendar way back when. Almost as if he'd done it a million times before, he even said he didn't mind that at all. Not to mention he allegedly knocked an ex GF up a decade ago, but she miscarried and they went on to break up right after that. Weird, what was that about? Maybe the baby wasn't his? Besides, he's hot as all hell, so why not? To me he's gay and bearding

R213 Sometimes I think Cristiano stages along with his PR people those "scandals", even back in 2019 when he was accused of rape, so no one can doubt anymore that he's a str8 pussy-hound fucker. Cause, seriously, if a woman was truly raped, no matter if the guy is famous or not, the victim would only feel justice if the his attacker goes staright to jail. But when they start those "arrangement" or "settlements" out of court ($$$$$) it seems that it was just fake and staged.

It's possible he's bi of course - the anal sex bit stood out for me.

Either NateCornship enjoys being captious with Cheeto dust on his fingers OR he's completely oblivious as to how things work in the real world. I'm thinking a little bit of both. There is no way someone as famous as Leo D. could remain in the closet for 30+ YEARS and not a one of his supposed beards leak that information. NOT ONE. Not a friend of one of his supposed beards. Not a gay hairdresser of one of his supposed beards. Not a husband or ex-husband of one of his supposed beards. You do know how vasectomies work right?

I mean...you CANNOT be this deficient.

r216 Because they sign NDAs, retarded frau! YOU are oblivious to the real world! Not even Lukas Haas everywhere tips you off. MORON!

Man, the number of females on here who REALLY wanna fuck DiCreepio, even though he's a fag and a porker, boggles the motherfucking mind! Every God-given day I have to fight another one off! This is starting to get annoying!

r216 Shut the fuck up, you stupid frau! You have become a delusional cult! I don't know whether you're more funny or pathetic at this point!

R218 NDAs? HA! SO....those also apply to money-hungry cokehead, ex-best friends who DIDN't sign the NDAs?,

OKAY. I get it. This is YOUR thing. This is what YOU do. I figured I was having a discourse with a somewhat reasonable person, but I see you're just waiting for someone to respond to your idiocy so that you can top yourself.

Well, you "won." Enjoy your Cheetos. Maybe do us ALL favor and kill yourself. Nothing too quick. I think you need to suffer just a little for the shit you put us through.

I wish I could find that super old article I mentioned in R206. It was a profile of DiCaprio and from what I recall, deep into it the journalist said that he was gay. I was pretty shocked but back in the 90s a random straight journalist would not have understood why 'outing' wasn't ok in the mainstream media. I want to say that it was the LA Times .. I definitely think it was a LA newspaper but I don't trust my memory for obvious reasons. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? I do know that LaineyGossip was on board with him being gay.

Kate Winslet has publicly claimed she knows “at least four” gay actors who are afraid of coming out for fear of what it will mean for their careers.... I think two of them may be Billy Zane and DiCaprio whom she starred with in 'Titanic'.

Apologies because I know that this thread is about gay athletes.

[quote] Maybe do us ALL favor and kill yourself. Nothing too quick. I think you need to suffer just a little for the shit you put us through.

You're gonna be enjoying a visit from the police very soon, you delusional cunt. Now you've crossed the line. If there is 0 moderation on this forum, I'm gonna be doing some moderation of my own

r221 Of course he's a fag! He's always been a fag, anyone with more than 2 brain cells knows that, has always known that or at the very least figured it out long ago. And to think someone in another thread said something like "Why would he date a bunch of infants he dumps at 25? Does he not know how fake that seems? Who does this?". Well, apparently some retards buy his fauxmances, so he'll keep doing it.

It is so tedious to speculate on the sexuality of MALE celebs, because you're always gonna get some insane groupie biting your head off because you're crushing her teenage dream. I wish these people would all just collectively die in one big grease fire! I also wish fraus would understand once and for all this forum is for MEN!!!

R222 As long as you do it AFTER you've stabbed yourself in the heart. With RUSTY scissors. Just in case the puncture doesn't finish you off.

R223 Oh GOD. There are two of you?

r224 You really wanna be sued, don't you, motherfucking cunt? I've crushed your teenage dream? You won't be able to fuck that fag? Are you depressed now? Well, just know I will press charges against you, you slut. Nobody gets to say things like these and get away with it, not even on an anonymous forum. Get a good lawyer

And I would also urge Muriel to ban this delusional fraucunt, Just because 90% of men in Hollyweird are gay doesn't make it my fault

I'm so tired of posting on this cesspool. You know what? Keep assuming everyone who's not feminine and hasn't come out is straight until proven otherwise. Ignore the evidence, delude yourselves, Be my guest, retarded cunts. See if I care!

r224 Not just 2, but there's a whole forum against cunts like you. Back to the kitchen where you belong, shitstain!

What about Tim Duncan? His ex claimed he was fucking his bff who was also a housemate during the marriage for a while. Not exactly proof coming from a disgruntled ex-wife, but at least she substantiated something.

R227 How about I spot you $20 and you can buy a little bag of fentanyl? Then I could hold you stall. Get you a straw. Problems solved.

Iker Casillas is clearly gay because he came out in October and is still single after his divorce (despite being ghewd-lewking like all them Spaniards)

Damn, this thread went off the rails real fast

^ It's really just two posters. I blocked them and was surprised that practically half the thread disappeared.

I will add Mexican footballer Rodolfo Pizarro, who currently plays for Beckham-owned team Inter Miami. Just look his IG. There's no way this guy can be str8.

Christian McCaffrey went on a road trip with MeaCulpable, they've come back and still no ring. After 4 years. Draw your own conclusions 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Christian McCaffrey is a closeted gay male

Here is a picture of one of the best professional snooker players in the world, Jack Lisowski (in the red shorts) having some fun with a mate. He's still so handsome but is now married to an American. Many here in the UK still suspect he's gay.

237 Well, judging by that pic, he must be 😳

i watch a ton of tennis on tv and theyr all so hot, well mostly.....prob alot are bi, i hope. TAYLOR FRITZ I LOVE U., AND ZVEREV AND RUBLEV, ETC....

Who is the footballer who was thought to be lover of the naughty aaron hernandez......rodgers??

R240 Kevin Lanfisi?

When will Kintin pop the question? How long would still be acceptable for you to still consider him straight (I don't anymore)? I'm hearing his brothers never propose either (especially the oldest, who's been dating his GF for even longer) so it runs in the family. Kinda weird for a conservative and bigoted bunch, don't you think? Them peeps are only religious when it suits them: no to gays, but yes to fornication. The worst kind! 🤮

R240: T Tebow. For real.

For some reason (don't know why, to be honest) I always suspect a professional athlete is closeted when they restrict the amount of comments on their IG pics or stories.

Tim Tebow is not gay. He's in love with his beautiful wife, whatshername!

R245 Hi Deminuta, still childless? You don't say!

R244 Kintin won't let you comment his stories! 😧 And your comment he will ignore if he doesn't personally know you

R237 my old phobic Boomer Dad always has some choice words about Lisowski, usually to do with his spiceboy pouting or flamboyance. Dad's a prick but his radar isn't that bad for a straight man, so perhaps there's something to that guess tbf.

Mind you, Dad also says the same about Neil Robertson and a few other younger players he doesn't like. He's a fan of the old beery guard.

Mark Selby (on the right) has always pinged my gaydar

Snooker's Joe O'Connor is handsome and a great player, but he's tiny - maybe 5'5? He's got a great ass and is single...and a bit fem.

R250. Jesus! He looks like one of those monkeys with the big eyes.

R249 I've never known of a gay snooker player, but statistically there must be a few. Even though it's not a very physical sport, it still has that laddy/blokey culture which would make it hard to come out.

Elite Snooker/billiards players these days are getting younger all the time, and they can have such nice asses in tight dress pants. Nice to see them get their flowers here on DL at long last, usually threads or replies about them get crickets.

Stephen Hendry isn’t remotely attractive, but he does have an interesting YT channel where he interviews athlete while playing them around the table.

Judd Trump and Jack Lisowski (snooker pros) have great bodies, too. I prefer chunky guys but they sure are nice to look at.

R255 Who's the guy in hot pink trunks? 😍

Slovenian goalkeeper Jan Oblak pings to me.

R257 And, coincidentally, there are 0 women on his feed 🤷🏻‍♂️

^most popular and/or rich athletes are dumb, but still not dumb enough to litter their socials with baddy pics. They move on more private platforms for that. Usually while abusing their girlfriends behind closed doors.

R256, that's Jack Lisowski in the pink shorts, the same guy in red shorts grabbing his friend's crotch in post R237.

R257, Yes, any Jock-dude that posts a whole page of selfies on IG without a girl in any of them is GAY. Depend on it.

[quote]For some reason (don't know why, to be honest) I always suspect a professional athlete is closeted when they restrict the amount of comments on their IG pics or stories.

These days I'm not so sure. Practically every major league pro athlete is an industry unto himself. With the landmines that pronouns, vaccination, the MeToo movement, and politics in general can present to a brand interacting with the public online, I can see agents and managers putting even the most knuckle-draggingly hetero athletes on social media lockdown. Aaron Rogers and Alex Ovechkin can afford to lose some fans and opportunities by running their mouths, but Relief Pitcher #3 for a different team every year might not be able to.

Honestly speaking, what do you guys think about this guy still not proposing to or knocking up his "GF" after 4 years? What could possibly be the reason? Because 4 years is a fucking long time, you most certainly do get to know someone well enough after 4 years! I don't find it normal. Do you?

On F1 racers, I have always suspected of Carlos Sainz Jr.

And Ayrton Senna before him, r264.

R265 Did Senna have gay rumours?

R263 some WAGs hang on for a decade in hope of a ring and a baby that they still never get.

R267 But do you think it makes him gay to not have done so yet after so long? 🤔

R268 who, Grealish?

Well, that's a poor example, because the concept of 'gay' and 'straight' goes out the window when you're dealing with a nymphomaniac of subpar intelligence. It's more accurate to compare to a dog/bitch on heat.

R263 He's straight, stop with this nonsense.

R269 What? Where would he come from? I'm talking about McCaffrey 😒😒😒

Former athlete Mark Wright is gay

LOOOOOOL Have you checked out MeaCulpable's latest dump (and no, I'm not talking about the ones in her bathroom)? She's allegedly gone on a romantic trip with Kintin, Just the 2 of them and her godawful dog, yet all their pics seem conveniently taken by a 3rd person. Who was that? Their personal PH tagging along to keep this sham alive? 🤣

Flaski Digermanotta

Snookers/Billiard players are now considered athletes?

If they look good, yes, I'm cool with that.

Snooker, darts, curling, video games... they are competitive sports but not 'athletic'. I suppose the line is blurry.

Troy Aikman - prior athlete

Another footballer I've always thought he might be gay is Juan Mata. But I guess cmoing out won't be on his plans, since he is currently playing at Turkish League.

r279 Well, he's still unmarried and childless after a decade of dating his "GF", so he could very well be.

And Neuer's "GF" is 18 (he's 37!), which is so DiCreepioesque of him, so you just know she's a beard

[quote] He's still unmarried and childless after a decade of dating his "GF", so he could very well be.

The issue with this theory is that many footballers/soccer players keep their childhood sweethearts in their lives as partners (for various reasons, some bearding and some not), and their pro careers begin as early as age 7-12, so these 'decades of dating' can run from early-mid teens into the twenties. It's not a normal life or relationship trajectory as we understand it.

r281 It says on Google that he's been with his "GF" since 2013, not before. A decade with the same woman and still no ring and no child is not normal, especially for them footballers who settle down early. Like that Dusan dude above. He gay gay gay

Honestly, the bigger sideeye for me is a passel of kids and a wife at a young age, in this day and age of birth control and extended adolescence. It smacks of trying to prove something or trying to cover for something. Religious folk do the same.

r283 Because they're rich and their women feel the pressure to lock them down ASAP

R282 Is seriously that closeted hypocrite "dating" an 18yo girl? Is he trying to be the DiCaprio of German football? If then so, too late since the DiCaprio of German footballers is Michael Ballack (46yo) who is currently dating a 20-something chick, who also turns out to be a girlfriend of his recently deceased son.

The McCaffreys are such a bigoted family, yet their 4 sons shack up with their alleged GFs like there's no tomorrow instead of marrying them and forming a family with them. Isn't that kinda frowned upon by the Big Man Upstairs? Again, picking and choosing when to follow Gahhhhhhhd

The "road trip" was just an excuse to have him take pics of her. They went on that "road trip" together just so she could do several "improptu" photo shoots at once to maybe sell agencies or the DailyFail or whatever the hell do I know? Again, all about that cunt. No wonder they'll keep "dating" till the end of time

Eric Dier for sure. Just months ago some random ho posted a pic on her IG with him announcing that they are already engaged. Funny enough, that's the only pic she has on her IG with him, and he doesn't post a single pic or story with her. And even more interesting, the ho turns out to be a former beard of DL fave Sam Heughan. She also "dated" Chilean footballer Alexis Sanchez (another athlete that looks pretty closeted to me).

r208 I'd say so

Above is for r288, sorry

It bugs me to not be able to comment on Kintin's thread anymore. I would've posted all this stuff in there

R288/R289 keep up, we've been knew about Dire (deliberate misspelling) for years mate. Him & Dele are the Prem tragic lovestory of our time.

r292 You've been knew??? Really?

Every EPL fan/viewer I know thinks Mason Mount could be gay.

His manager Frank Lampard is almost certainly bi, and shows favouritism toward Mason, so there's that.

r288 And did they get married in the end? What's her name? He has ZERO pics with women on his feed, which is however very football-centric

I wish that group sex tape with Ferdinand and Lampard had been less grainy.

r296 What does that even have to do with anything? That's a woman in the vid!

R295 As far as I know, they haven't yet. Her name is Anna Modler.

MeaCulpable doesn't give a crap about whatever people comment on her feed about their relationship, even if it's to question it or his straightness. As long as they talk about it, fine by her. After all, what can you expect from a woman turning road trips into photo shoots?

How about Ben Roethlisberger? Curtis Palmer? Kaepernick? Mahomes?

R298 Can't find her on IG, she must've deleted her account (there's only a fan page). Even weirder. Where'd you see the pic?

[quote]Honestly, the bigger sideeye for me is a passel of kids and a wife at a young age, in this day and age of birth control and extended adolescence.

Welcome to DL, where getting married and having kids is evidence you're gay, and not getting married and having kids is evidence you're gay.

R302 Not to me: I just assume a guy is gay if he's hot and still unmarried and childless by 35. Especially if he's been dating the same woman for a while (they can't all be barren!!!). If he's single by that age, I'll assume it even more

R302 It's not evidence as such, but when a man reaches a certain age and has never publicised having a girlfriend it's not a huge leap to at least wonder about their sexuality.

R209, there have been some rumours about 'Dibu'. I would say he seems bi to me.

R213, In practice I would say Ronaldo is gay-leaning bi but I think he has a disordered personality so it's impossible to define his sexuality in terms of an identity. He started dating Georgina shortly after stories emerged about some of his close male friends and he received some homophobic slurs from another player during a match.

[quote] In practice I would say Ronaldo is gay-leaning bi but I think he has a disordered personality so it's impossible to define his sexuality in terms of an identity.

He is from a staunchly Catholic family/community, and is devoted to his mother as those types tend to be. He is also viewed as a Messianic figure in Portugal. And it wouldn’t do for today’s Redeemer to be sucking and fucking off other men, now would it (though imo Jesus was an accepting fella and liked to party)...

Of course, most people in the English-speaking world now see Ratnaldo for what he is—a washed irrelevant rapist bisexual ripe for the glue factory.

The courting of Jude Bellingham by EPL teams (and Real Madrid) this year has been so full of horny homoerotic twists and turns.

And dirtsheets are as we type reporting that Jude’s next decision about his club future is imminent. I haven’t been this excited about a transfer in a long time.

I'm curious about where Bellingham will go, R307. Real Madrid have an aging midfield but Perez doesn't like throwing cash around and there seems to be talk of Kroos and Modric renewing. Yet Liverpool probably won't make Europe this year which is a difficulty for someone of Bellingham's profile.

What I meant about Ronaldo and his identity was, for example, that if the rape happened as claimed (which seems likely), it seems like an expression of his self-hatred and hatred of women than of his sexuality. Any long-lasting friendships/relationships he's had seem to have been with men. On the other hand, his obsession with being seen as the bestest, most handsomest footballer ever means he can't ignore the PR benefits of a nuclear family.

This is the dullest year ever as far as coming outs go. No wonder all we have left is speculate 🤷🏻‍♂️

R301 It seems that she indeed deleted her IG account. I remember she posted that pic on her account few days before the Qatar World Cup started.

R305 Another case of an Argentinian footballer with strong gay rumours is Lisandro Lopez (currently playing at Sarmiento). Rumours of him being gay date back from 2016 (I think) once he returned to his homeland to play for Racing Club. Previous to that he played in European teams like Porto and Lyon. The story is that he apparently returned to Argentina along with a French male companion whom he introduced to everyone at the club as his secret boyfriend. But in 2019 (still playing at Racing) local sports media started reporting that he was now oficially dating the daughter of Racing's president (how convenient). Eventually they got married and even had a daughter. But in the last days, rumours of his sexualty came back to life once again, since it was made public that his wife has cheated on him with another Racing player, leading people to think that his marriage was just a PR stunt and even that her daughter was IVF.

Regarding the "French boyfriend", his fate is unkown.

R308 ah, thanks for clarifying about Ronaldo. Fwiw I agree--I think he has assaulted women, and I don't necessarily think that has any bearing on his sexuality. Rape is all about power and abuse of it and not about pleasure, after all. I worry for Georgina sometimes, though she's made her bed and clearly thinks the sacrifice of dignity & safety is worth the bag, so who are we to judge.

He seems a deeply damaged, narcissistic, spoiled, God-complexed and messed-up person, someone I wouldn't want in my life or my workplace or my sports team-- he is clearly poison for a group or a relationship where he is not the most important individual. Am hoping he'll just quietly fade into obscurity from now, rather than keep popping up in media like Pele did.

Pivoting to a worthy individual to discuss: the chatter I'm hearing r.e. Jude is that he has refused any overtures from Real, because he wants to come home and play in England, and his family want him back too (though Germany's not far away, and they can certainly afford to travel..). RM could really have used him to reinvigorate and galvanise their side, but as you say they're too cheap to cover his dowry, and even if they did cough up they still can't offer him the longevity in terms of vital teammates who can keep up and grow with him (likewise Liverpool, though it pains me to say).

So long as he doesn't go to Man City or United, I can live with his decision whatever it is and continue to enjoy his football. He's a beautiful, beautiful player to watch, and the future of England in mens' sport if it can be said to have one at all, I believe. A starboy!

Nate in tears now.

R99 FFS, the stereotypes have been established for a reason…..they are clear patterns…..

R313 Almighty Lord. On this Good Friday, protect us from Nate's wrath.

On the other side, I saw the IG post and the only thing that bugs me is the fact that one of the first public figures that congratulated them is freaking Candace Owens!! Seriously (and sorry for the capitals) WHAT IN THE WORLD DOES THAT FUCKING BITCH HAS TO DO WITH THEM?

Also the message she posts saying "Finally" lol. That "FINALLY" is kinda telling.

R315 Candace O LOVES white dick

All of 'em, Katie.

R315 Trash. The whole Culpo family is very conservative.

Also, I wonder if Nate will forget him for good, This was getting absurd and exhausting.

Can someone call in a wellness check for Nate?

GayVAR should be a real thing, whenever someone says or posts some really fucking dumb phobic shit.

R320 A real GayVAR should be that Premier League stops with its bullshit activism and let any PL player to come out and let them have a steady carreer.

R313 Noooooooo!

She captioned it April 2nd and it's a week later

Maybe he only did so out of pressure. And, if they went on a road trip by themselves, who took all the pics? Nah, not buying it AT LEAST until there's a child. In the meantime, I've caught Olivia Giada among the comments and asked her if she's done bearding for Giacobbe and when he's coming out

This was so fake and staged. Weren't they supposed to be alone on the trip? Then who took these pictures? I'm sure the whole thing was arranged

Nate while he writes.

Agreed, Nate. She said it would just be him, her and Oliver Sprinkles, but most of the pictures taken on that trip featured all 3 of them in the frame, as if there were someone else right there to take them. Not to mention those "candid" engagement shots looked like a staged wedding photo sesh. Not sure how genuine this is. Maybe she told him people, and especially you, were starting to call their bluff, so they took their fauxmance to the next level to throw everyone off. You never know with this woman

r325 LOL it's true, you could be on to something

I wonder if Skip Bayless and Terrell Owens were the only prominent sports figures to actually name names.

R328 Just imagine if it was Luca Padua who took the pics with tears running through his face.

This was all staged, you can tell. You don't find a personal photographer in the middle of the Utahn desert

I never understood who was taking all the posed pictures when QAaron took his beloved on a Hawaiian vacation with her pal Miles Teller and his wife

What is this, a house she conveniently found in the middle of nowhere? LOL

I'm even more convinced he's gay and bearding now. Since I've been banned on the DailyFail AGAIN, I'm gonna tell everyone on Reddit, too

Soooo very spontaneous

What a FAG!

Just to get Nate's hopes up.

Pathetic lying cunt!

You could have knocked me over with a feather......

R337 it probably is nate

r337 I've already said I wasn't. I didn't have a Reddit account back then

I've sent this to one of his 40 brothers via DM:

"What a SPONTANEOUS proposal in the middle of the desert, with a PH conveniently standing there and taking their pics and capturing their reactions. But wait... weren't they supposed to be alone? Or was it the dog? How dumb do they think we are? We know it was fake and we're gonna tell.... once again, starting on the Datalounge! Say hi to Lisa from me!"

Well, Kintin has just fake-proposed to his beard on a fake road trip and apparently turning her dog into a human-sized PH just for the occasion. What about Gronk and Garoppolo, who are even older? When are they gonna fake it, too?

What’s “PH”, precious? What’s “PH”?

r344 Photographer. What else could it be?

I'm just going to leave this here for the Leo is pussy hound person.

He even had a pussy posse! All dudes!

R319 WHY bother? Just dump him over a very tall bridge. If he can be lifted without a crane.

Oh, yeah Ronaldo has like 8 kids so that he can remain in the closet.

r347 Definitely not, you troll: I'm 6'4'!!!

R349 Yeah, sideways...

R350 Lewk me up, you retard (assuming you even know how to do that) 🖕

French goalkeeper Benoît Costil. How is it possible a guy this damn hot is still single?

PD: Be prepared for the "only the hot ones" trolls.

R352 I will never understand why them footballers cover one entire arm in tats (but not the other one). Doesn't seem to happen in any other sport. It's hideous

I believe Nate when it comes to McCaffrey. Those engagement pictures are painfully fake looking.

r354 Well, thank you. What makes you say that?

Anna Modler has now changed her insta to Anna Dier and Eric Dier has been seen wearing a wedding ring. I guess you can scratch him off the 'Who's coming out in 2023' list.

I still have hopes for Dele. If he retires this year perhaps he'll dump the wag and go for it.

Amirnagi (or whatever THE FUCK its name is) is very expensive, so I find it kinda hard to believe that he has payed for both their stays, the van, the gas AND the ring. She's supposed to be a "fashion influencer", and what influencers do is stay at luxury hotels for free in exchange for publicity. Anyway, engagement in 2023 means marriage in 2024; since it takes 9 months to produce a child, and she's already mentioned the possibility of freezing her eggs for whatever reason, chances are she won't become a mother until her 60s. Booyah!

R354 Because those photos are so obviously staged.

I wonder why the heck they supposedly took the pictures on April 2nd, but waited 5 damn days to post them on IG? Did they took the pics with an old Kodak camera and then went searching for the first photo studio they could find on Utah to develop the pics?

Them there footballers iz queer!

r360 Allegedly, she or they wanted to keep it a secret for whatever reason and only ended up sharing it upon realizing everyone had already found out

Anna Dier only has ONE picture with her husband (weird for the most important person in your life), the one in which they share their engagement. NOTHING ELSE.

Eric Dier has ZERO pictures with his wife (even weirder for the most important person in your life).

Not to mention, if she has changed her handle replacing her last name, it means they must've gone from engaged to married. And how come there are ZERO pictures of the ceremony?

R359 Maybe they want to be staged? They are public figures after all.

R363 Yes it's all very weird. Have you seen the interview he did with Sonny on Sky Sports? He's constantly fiddling with that ring and showing it off while speaking in a South African accent. He's so distracted he's struggling to answer the questions. The guy's totally lost the plot. He's so different to how he used to be.

r365 So, when did they get married? It makes ZERO sense for them to keep it hush hush like this. Public figures can't sell shy

R366 Anna changed her name after the last England international. So very recent. Other England players have had quickie weddings then the big wedding overseas in the summer, so perhaps the big one will be in Portugal or South Africa. It feels like they are building up to some big couple launch. He looks very distracted right now though. He's been a bloody mess on the pitch. I wouldn't be surprised if Spurs sell him this summer.

r367 Doesn't explain the lack of couply pics on both ends tho

R368 Oh I agree with you. For her valentine's day post, she used a series of pap shots that were taken of them at the world cup! Wouldn't these two crazy in love kids take some super loved up selfies at such a big event? Wouldn't she have some post World Cup holiday lovey dovey snaps to show off? He wasn't this shy showing off Dele and all the fun they had together and they were just 'bros' apparently.

Just to add to my post 369, The Sun newspaper had an article about two players being in a relationship at the same club. This was before the World Cup, because Gary Lineker said he hoped they would come out at the World Cup. Now The Sun and other tabs run stories like this to put pressure on the person to speak to them. For example, they ran a story about a sportsman with HIV, which turned out to be Gareth Thomas. He said they were putting pressure on him to do an exclusive with them. The Sun are currently putting the thumb screws on a Prem footballer involving NDAs. The point I'm making is, was Eric one of the gay players in that story and is that why he got engaged out of nowhere? Were they putting pressure on him and bothering his family like they did with Gareth Thomas?

Spanish footballer Bryan Gil (currently playing at Sevilla)

I'm sure Christian's team reads the gossip blogs and websites like this one. This did not happen in a vacuum. All of this subterfuge though. It's exhausting, isn't it?

R372 Do athletes even have PR teams like actors and singers? I'm not talking about social media managers handling their social networks, but people actually telling them to pretend to date this one or pretend to marry that one 🤔

Anyway, as I've said multiple times, I have told both him and MeaCulpable about these threads but never gotten a single reply. Apparently, them celebrities only reply to people they personally know aka other celebrities aka other people with a blue checkmark next to their handle. Doesn't mean they haven't seen my comments though, especially because many of their followers DO reply to me 😏

Judging by the comments, people are still not convinced, despite the perpetual bearding 🤭 Sheesh, I wonder why 🤷🏻

R373, yes, athletes do have PR teams. Sports teams also have their own PR teams

R374 Neuer is the quintessential example of the scavenger male celeb who uses gay people for fake-ass "I want everyone to come out" activism, when it's actually "I want everyone to come out, but me". "DON'T DARE TO SPECULATE ON ME". "If you call me gay that's an insult". I hope someone outs him and not in the finest way.

R375 As in people who dictate their love life???!!! 😳

R377, I'm not sure if they're involved in bearding or fauxmances but they definitely do damage control

It seems that Nate still don't accepted that Christian is really straight.

Tragic.

I always wondered about Rafa Nadal.

R376 And to think that fucktard is pushing 40, hasn't played in like a year, could very well be close to retiring, yet still won't come out. Does he not wanna disappoint his mommy? Is he waiting for her to croak? Pathetic weasel!!!

Dele and Eric are both on a downward spiral. Eric was shocking against Brighton. His head's gone. He's going to end up sacrificing his place at Tottenham for a sham marriage he didn't even need. Meanwhile Dele's been back in England for 2 minutes and has now been photographed in a drugs den. It's his 27th tomorrow. He now looks finished as a player. Cindy clearly thinks so because she's done a runner apparently. Perhaps she would have been better off with Eric. At least he still getting playing time, for now.

R370 I figured the two players in a relationship were TD and DCL (Everton). They make a cute couple.

R383 Yes, it could've been them! I do think something or someone spooked Dier into getting married (or fake married) super quick.

R383 Stop with the stupid acronyms and spell out their names, will ya? 😒

Have you checked out Kintin's latest story? #canteven 🤦🏻

Another one that pings to me is Benjamin Pavard

R387 And, coincidentally, he has 0 pics with women on his feed.

Anyhew, bigoted people like McCaffrey who constantly quote the Scriptures on IG, can't be straight

R357 Dele just got collared doing nangs in Manny. It's not looking rosy on any front.

[quote] Dele's been back in England for 2 minutes and has now been photographed in a drugs den. It's his 27th tomorrow. He now looks finished as a player.

In fairness, 27 year old Grealish among other players has been on various hard illegal substances since he was at least 18 (perhaps even before), and still is as far as anyone knows, but this year he's starting for England & Man City.

It's not necessarily a death sentence for an athlete's career, but to make it work one either has to practise moderation and either do careful pill mathematics or have a handler/trusted person to do it for them (suspect the latter in Jack's case).

Dele's problem imo is that an abusive & unstable background/home life replete with hangers-on coupled with apparent closeting creates immense psych stress in him, stress that he's medicating with drugs because the usual mental health help available for footballers isn't getting to the deep roots of it all and he's not been given time & support outside of sport to address it. Jack by contrast is only using to manage inconvenient libido and a bit of performance anxiety, he's too stupid and superficial to sustain serious mental trauma (you need a brain for that).

Not an athlete but now an adjacent figure--RyRen has just moved to a £1.5m house in Marford (Welsh town), without Blake and the kids. Apparently it's to better oversee his football club (Wrexham).

Martina Narvalayalova

R392 Helloooo, she's been out for years! 🙄

R390 Great post! I hope he isn't finished, but I can't see where he will go from here. He's been on a slippery slope for a while now, but the last year has been a disaster for him. He's clearly lost his confidence. At times he's looked much older, his face puffy and swollen. I thought he was a heavy drinker but seeing him in that druggy place, he's clearly doing all-sorts. I miss the Deledier days. He looked so bloody happy with Eric. Speaking of Eric, on Tottenham's Matchday Uncut (Youtube) I see the ring is already off. I think that ring is going to be on and off more times than Grealish's pants on a booze night. I did feel bad for him at the end. While the manager was celebrating Sonny's 100th goal, the camera paned round and Eric was sat there with his head in his hands. That contract extension isn't going to happen if he keeps playing like that.

ova, Narvalayal

I know know what satisfies,

[quote] that ring is going to be on and off more times than Grealish's pants on a booze night.

on the floor💀poor little bimbo slut getting caned all ways in this thread. We do love you really Jack if you’re reading!!!

The way you’re right tho. no way do those vows mean a thing, and everyone knows it. Eric should have either come out or got out while the going was good :/ tbh it would be shocking if he ever gets another England callup after this season nvm a contract extension with Spurs. if I were him I’d either retire or go to a smaller Euro league/MLS.

[quote] I miss the Deledier days. He looked so bloody happy with Eric.

💔💔💔💔💔no cos they were so good???

proper cute domestic couple. and almost everyone was fine with it. honestly I think the British public would have accepted them if they just came out..

Dier may not even come out when he's retired. I can see him completely removing himself from public life and enjoying his millions away from the spotlight.

^Dier's also always had a bit of a problem fitting into football culturally, especially in England. He's from an upper-middle class international background, he looks and sounds and acts like he ought to playing rugger or helping to save rhinos or something instead. He often gets roasted by the lads on international duty for going out sight-seeing or taking in museums while the others are chasing models on yachts or ferreting out the nearest hash!sh bar.

Football is primarily for skinny working-class chav straights (call that heteroflexible or downlow bi to be more accurate) from the Ends. Gay poshos with stamps all over their passport don't have a space to exist.

Diego Perotti should be at least bi. That fingering ain't no "bro" or "dudes" prank. That was truly an intentional sexual advance.

Richard Simmons.

Jeff Gordon

Tebow the T-bone.

Teboq.

Trump resort golfer, Lady G, swinging from the ladies tees.

Tracy McGrady. He was talking about gay NBA players back in the day.

R400 And how do you know this?

Dele on trial at Craggy Island Over 75s :(

Perhaps he's not a closeted gay man, he's a closeted unathletic lad. He's been faking all this time.

Weren't there downlow rumors about Penny Hardaway?

Please ..... Another DataLounge Wishful Thinking thread.

TAA? Would explain a lot.

The baldness on this dude tho 😕 He's aging TERRIBLY. Not sure I even like him anymore. Except for his piercing blue eyes, he got the worst genes ever height and hair-wise

Grow up

Liverpool are moving in on a transfer deal with a Dutch right-back named Devyne. DEVYNE. What's more DL-coded.

American pro-wrestler Jon Moxley is obviously bisexual and lately has been taking less pains to stay downlow, but over half the IWC are such clueless basement-dwelling !ncel straights that their tiny minds have blown a gasket over it.

Another Prem League Player with gay rumours is Chelsea's midfielder Ruben Loftus-Cheek.

How cheeky (and lofty).

R417 With that name he just must be

R383 Is wish but DCL seems quite masculine to me. And then he has dated this.

Gym Jordan

Any way we could skip the soccer references and concentrate on real sports that people care about?

No, r422, we will keep posting about soccer just to annoy you.

Race car driver Lewis Hamilton has been dogged by rumors since he started racing.

For no reason whatsoever, but former Steelers QB Mason Rudolph pings to me a lot.

^ "Follower of Christ"

So IF he's gay, he is probably deeply closeted

r427 He's cute as all hell! And yeah, that bio + the complete and utter lack of pictures with women (here we go again) confirm he's gay

Geez, why are them football players SO FUCKING HUGE? It's a sport they only follow in the US, no wonder them Mrkans are so obsessed with height: they think every guy out there is gonna be 6'3'+ just for being a male, because that's the size of them players they see on TV

R426 'follower of ChrisT' dead

r429 Who's this other hunk? Dear Gahhhhhd!

Anyhew, ghewd guesses on this thread! Almost all athletes you suspect of being gay probably are!

R430 I like your new name, Nate. Fits perfectly you.

r431 Fits you perfectly, maybe. And who is Nate?

R430 that's sexy stoical stern Captain Jordan Henderson to you

Kintin, who keeps quoting the Scriptures on IG, has been featuring MeaCulpable a lot more lately (in his pics and stories). His PR manager must've told him to do so in order to appear more straight

Back in 2021 rumours start spreading worldwide that Martin Ødegaard and Alexandre Lacazette (both teammates at Arsenal back in the day) were lovers. Although I don't think they were lovers, they do ping to me.

Neymar's soon lewks nothing like him, and I don't buy the whole "Maybe his wife's genes are dominant" excuse. I bet he's not his biological father and gay

R435 excuse you Captain Oda is Mother

r435 The Norwegian dude sure has a kewkie-smelling face

^^the fruitiest Norwegian is Haaland and that's that on that

Haaland is so bizarre looking. He looks made out of clay.

R440 just an ooga booga Blobfish robot Shrek!!!!

R440 He lewks like thin/deflated Majinbu

Billy Jean King

R442, you think she’s a closeted heterosexual?

r444 I don't know what that means and I don't even care what he is, cause he's ugly as sin (Norwegian and all)

R4440 and R445 LOL! You're not wrong though. He is ugly. But I have wondered sometimes if he's gay. There's just something about him that makes me wonder.

.....

I actually suspected Martin Ødegaard being gay for a while too, but now he has a girlfriend. Clearly I was wrong. Maybe it was more wishful thinking, idk.

R448 Geez, have you never heard of bearding? 🙄

Oops - I meant to write r443 not r442.

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Bearding as a black market business in sport has been around as long as expensive tv/image rights deals for sportsmen have. As long as there’s big money in foreign markets to be had, there’ll be fake WAGs on payroll.

R448 All these players have girlfriends/wives or are liking the same 'models' (or someone on their PR team is) on social media. The last prem player to come out was the ex Aston Villa/German player and he was engaged to his childhood sweetheart for several years. The Czech player that's just come out has an ex girlfriend/wife and a kid.

R452 Pique Is gay???!!! After 2 sons???!!!

R454 how crazy it is to say this, right???

The delusion here is strong

R455 But he strait

Am currently playing a little game of spot the potential bi/gays in the Haverfordwest vs. Aberystwyth game going on as we type. It's a bit of silly fun.

Two other players who seemed pretty gay (and even a secret couple) to me while being teammates at ARSEnal were Calum Chambers and Rob Holding. Chambers now plays at Aston Villa.

R459 awwww it's missing them hours!!!

Am not a Gunner but I do remember liking their romance at England U21s. And their parenting toward Ben White.

they're not a thing outside of fiction but that one Pele/Keegan fic changed me and if I had to go through it and metamorphose so do all of you

People are speculating this guy next to him is his new BF. He's like DiCRAPio, hiding in plain sight with Lukas Haas with his beard on the other side... he even wears the same ballcaps!

Jordan Pickford & John Stones.

No man is this⬇️funny. They’re simping for each other.

R459 Wow, Rob Holding seems like an English Jakub Jankto to me: the tight and tensed face, the thin and arched eyebrows, the constant submissive smiling, the high-pitched voice etc.

Here’s Jakub for comparison. He‘s been obviously gay all the time, I can’t believe anyone could ever think he was straight.

[quote] the tight and tensed face, the thin and arched eyebrows, the constant submissive smiling, the high-pitched voice etc.

did you mean: James Maddison?

R465 Yes, that one seems obviously not straight to me, too. But everybody thinks he‘s bi, see reply 89 the linked thread below. Since he has fathered a baby, he might be bisexual indeed.

However, Rob Holden seems nothing but 100% gay to me.

Can't stand closeted athletes, I wish they would just spontaneously combust 🤮 That stupid fag McCaffrey rushed to propose to that whore right after I'd mocked him for failing to do so on V Day, and the 2 went on to take "spontaneous pictures" in the Utahn desert all taken by a 3rd person even though they were supposed to be "all alone" 🤮

Has there been any gay rumours on Dominic Thiem? He seems pretty gay to me. I knew that he was "dating" a fellow female tennis player, but that seemed pretty staged.

And speaking of tennis, I saw a recap of Rublev's win at the Monte Carlo Masters Final and thought "There's no way that boy can be str8".

Pam Shriver

^speaking of tennis alum, Sue Barker has always been quietly In, has she not?

There was the whole Cliff Richard debacle...

I agree with that precious poster; can't we have another thread for those vaguely-ethnic European soccer players?

Are there no new gay baseball players? Or *male* tennis pros?

r471 Vaguely ethnic???!!!

[quote] can't we have another thread for those vaguely-ethnic European soccer players?

So you're saying footballers aren't classed as athletes, anymore?

In fairness, yeah, some of them are lazy fuckers and don't run or track back when they should. But in general?

Who is this Precious Poster?

Sméagol, R474. Aka Gollum.

To be honest, I've noticed that gay rumours are more mediatic/juicier in soccer, American football, basketball and even motorsports. But in baseball, not so much.

He sure is way taller than his parents

He might have skates on. And this isn't nice, but that's the oldest-looking college student I've ever seen.

Robin Cousins, 1980 OGM, men’s figure skating. I don’t think he was ever in, but he never really said anything about his personal life.

Zach Wilson (QB for Jets)

R480 The still on this video post speaks volumes.

Zach Wilson is hot

Has anyone mentioned Aaron Rodgers?

R462 Neuer is in my fucking bad books now.

As the Skipper of Bayern, he had one job today. ONE FUCKING JOB. To stop Man CIty progressing in the Champions' League. Those sky-blue rats cannot be allowed to win a treble, they CAN'T. Life will not be worth living if they get to a UCL final and win it, I'm so serios.

R484 Real Madrid will hopefully do the job. I'm no Real fan but I'd be happy for Carlo.

R485 yes Don Carlo!!!! The big man will do it for us if no-one else can

He was surprisingly cute back in his day as a young footballer, had no idea he looked like this!!

R483 I wonder what his reaction was when he saw that tattoo? Did he have a chuckle to himself? Was he disgusted? I don't know what to make of him now. Compared to how he was with Lanflisi, he's certainly let himself go. What do you think his future is? Will he do an Eric Dier and finally marry one of these beards and knock out some kids? Will he disappear after football and find himself another roommate? Do you think he could ever be open about himself, or is that totally gone, do you think?

His friend is adorable.

R488 what no lmao he looks like Robbie Rotten

R486 Sign me up Carlo, I'll run through a brick wall for you x

Did Jan Michael Gambill go back in the closet? No mention any longer of his partner on IG or Twitter. The steady job at the conservative Tennis Channel hopefully didn't cause this. He's so beautiful.

I didn't even know this Zach Wilson dude existed, but WOOF 😍🤤 He's such a gorgeous morcel of a man, like a less balding McCaffrey! Oh mah Gahhhhh, I wanna fuck the whole entire NFL like Olivia MeaCulpable.

Anyhewwww, his ex GF claimed that he'd slept with his mom's bestie (which btw ewwww, talk about a gerontophile! 🤮). What do you make of this? Do you even believe it? Could he be straight?

Breaking News: Neymar's wag is set for life, she's preggers!

r493 His son lewks NOTHING like him, Wouldn't surprise me if she'd had him with someone else. Let's see what happens with this new pregnancy

[quote] His son lewks NOTHING like him, Wouldn't surprise me if she'd had him with someone else.

Shot OPP! Yeh dohn't knohw what yer on abowht!

R495 What in God's name do you even mean? Care to elaborate?

Spanish footballer Álvaro Odriozola

r497 This is another ghewd guess; he does have a kewkie-smelling face. And Real Madrid is arguably the best team in the world, so one of its current players coming out would be a huge fucking deal!

Have you seen MeaCulpable's latest pics? Her entire life is one big photo shoot, wonder who even takes all these pics of her. And she's never even with him at all, other than that fake trip to Utah. Even her engagement must be fake

There’s a couple of race car drivers who are rumored to be closeted. Lewis Hamilton and Jeff Gordon.

R496 the baby's not yours; the baby's not yoUR-OURS; oh, Ste-ven Ge-rrard! The baby's not yours!

A.C. Milan I know what you are

R500, Gordon’s nickname on the racing circuit was “The Rainbow Warrior”. Take from this what you can.

r501 Yikes, were they sued or sth?

R497 Link doesn't work.

Manuel Neuer is ageing terribly, must be all that time in the closet. Not to mention he hasn't played in 6 months, so he's had plenty of time to knock up his GF and start a family (since he's 37 years old!!!), yet still nothing. And not even that to some fraus on here will be evidence enough of his homosexuality!

R504 'sued'...? It's called bantering off, mate, and you either just take it on the chin and laugh along or banter back. It's a footballing tradition and considered a skill, much like 'shade' is considered a skill in certain POC/gay circles.

I know from spending time on DL that Americans love to litigate and take offense, but fuck me that's an overreaction.

R506 Another Bayern Munich player that should come out already is Leon Goretzka. He's kinda following Neuer's steps in terms of saying all time "gay rights this", "gay rights that", but doesn't daré to come out.

What about NBA player Luka Dončić? Any rumours on him?

R502 And speaking of A.C. Milan, Davide Calabria seems a lil bit gay to me.

Steele Johnson the diver.

I was waiting for someone to post this the whole time, but it never happened. He's not famous by any means, because his team does not that well in the Liga (I'm guessing) unlike the ones from Madrid and Barcelona, but it's still a big deal

Whoever said Pavard might be gay was apparently right on the money (and Fabrizio Corona, who recently came out as bi himself, is pretty reliable). For those who don't speak Italian, apparently "showgirl" Cristina Buccino is secretly dating Bayern footballer Lucas Hernandez behind his wife's back, and they had a double date with Benjamin and his BF (the 2 were introduced by Cristina herself)

so much for MeaCulpable swearing they were "all alone" in the desert and the proposal was spontaneous and unexpected. Apparently, their personal photographer tagged right along with them

R512, I hadn't heard that one! Good for him!

His team just got promoted... to the 4th tier of the Spanish leagues, r512. Liga is a LONG way away for him, which is why it wasn't bigger news. But of course he's cute and it's still a sweet story. Still waiting for a superstar, and if Jankto is any indication, he better be just as strong mentally (if not more) as he is on the field.

R516 4th Tier in any football league is still pro-level and still good--just not household-name, top-flight level like 1st & 2nd. So long as he doesn't languish where he is and makes a few ruthless well-timed club moves, he may ascend higher in short order.

r517 My bad. So it's a different tournament? I just assumed it was La Liga since Marbella's a Spanish city and that it just wasn't as successful as Real Madrid or Barcelona FC

r507 WTF are you talking about? This wasn't good-natured teasing of the player: they dragged a woman and a baby into it, questioning a pregnancy! They should've been severely punished!

stats in sport are so ridiculous and no-one should care about them. consider instead is your player a hot slut? does he have an enormous arse? does he wear his teammates' clothes and flirt with his opponents in front of everyone?

where are the stats that measure what really matters in an athlete

Tanteel Vissacovic

Grealish is definitely a slut, r520, but I don’t think he’s gay. Unfortunately.

r520 So it really was him! Gorgeous bod, cute haircut and funny personality! Definitely not gay...

r521 Who dat?

r520 Are you suggesting he's gay? Because of that GIF? Naaaahhhhh, he's had the same GF for ages! Wouldn't mind being proven wrong tho. Are you the one who's started 1835 threads on him?

R266, yes there were loads of gay rumours regarding Senna, and most were even reported in mainstream European newspapers such as Italy’s Republica. Here’s one such article, from 1988. I’ll try to post a Google translate version if I can.

^^am not a motorsport fan but still I get sad sometimes, thinking about what happened to Senna...

Here’s a Google translation of the article in r526 (a pretty poor translation, but you sort of get the gist):

RIO DE JANEIRO - The Piquet-Senna case inflames Brazilian newspapers. First the accusations of homosexuality launched by Piquet in Senna, then the threat of lawsuits by Senna are overshadowing Ferrari's excellent performance during the tests that various teams are doing on the Jacarepaguà circuit in view of the start of the world championship set for April 3 on the Rio race track. The [feud] between Piquet and [Senna] is long-standing [but] had never exploded in this way. Senna, who reappeared in Rio a few days ago after months of absence from racing circles, had told a newspaper that he had kept himself on the sidelines "to give Piquet a chance to enjoy the glory of the third world title in peace". Teased by journalists in this regard Piquet gave breath to the trumpets by retorting that "Senna had stayed away so as not to have to explain to journalists why [he] [isn’t seen] with women." Open up heaven. Senna even issued an official statement in which he says the offense "hits all of Brazil and backfires on the same Piquet that I could call in court to answer for what he said." A polemic of bad taste that every day is enriched with new and spicy details. So by digging [around] the Brazilian journalists drew out that during the Italian Grand Prix in Monza last September the beautiful Marjorie Andrade, who accompanied Senna, was just a girl hired at a luxury "escort service" to "make Ayrton look good"; that the handsome Brazilian Junior who before always accompanied Senna, had disappeared from the circuits by the precise will of Senna's family tired of all the rumors circulating about the homosexuality of their scion. In short, a [soap opera] that risks not ending and that indeed with a possible lawsuit will end up [causing] more fuss.

R527 fucking hell. Piquet came across as the bigger Mary! of that feud, ironically.

[quote] Are you suggesting he's gay? Because of that GIF? Naaaahhhhh, he's had the same GF for ages.

Yes, Sasha Attwood has been Jack's official named girlfriend since secondary school, and that's very sweet. It's common for gifted young footballers to cling to their childhood sweethearts or girlfriends (sometimes girl friends) as partners, for many reasons of expediency and comfort as much if not more than sexual preference. Footballers' agents & families typically prefer this arrangement, as well. Not saying it's certainly or even likely the case that Sasha is a beard, just that it's not an absurd possibility. What is certain is that she isn't Jack's only lover, he's been found to cheat on her more or less constantly.

Am not suggesting he's gay and never have done, either. Everyone knows there's a big difference between a discerning Kinsey 6 gay man who can only be with men for sex & romance, and a rapacious poly/bi slut who'll let anything that moves fuck him because it feels nice and stops the cricket noises in his head. Jack's had everyone and everything, no doubt--it's his nature. He'd probably let a hot enough girl peg him if he was in the right mood and he'd had a few poppers. And he'll probably end up marrying Sasha or another WAG when he ages out of slutdom. Doesn't mean he's never been with a man or that he wouldn't.

r529 LOL at that pic! He's so cute and goofy! I think he has the kind of personality that, if he were gay, he would tell (at least that he was bi). He's chill

Apparently, Ronaldo and Georgina have been broken up for some time and are only still "together" for marketing purposes

R531 no-one with working brain cells has ever bought CR7 as a credible straight. Bi-leaning gay misogynist is more like it. He doesn’t even like women much, let alone love or lust them.

He didn’t even defend Georgina when she recently got caned online for taking bikini pics in UAE! She looked fucking hot, any straight man would instantly have backed her up for doing it.

R530 no full-time household-name pro-footballer has ever come out as bisexual, though I suppose I agree that if any were to, Jack would probably be an ideal candidate in terms of pushing through acceptance and visibility.

In the West, bisexual men get an even worse rep and endure even worse treatment socially than gay men, so presumably football agents would prefer their clients to 'pick a team' so to speak than say they're bi and have speculation or abuse about them continue to rage.

Novak Doshkovitx

Will Cristiano finally hook-up with his most pathologically obsessed fan? And I'm speaking of Edu Aguirre.

If you don't know who he is, he's a Spanish pseudo-sports journalist who is obsessed by him to the point that he has managed to be part of Cristiano's small circle of "male friends" and has gone on vacations with him and at one point, there were some pics of him alongside Georgina and Cristiano's tube children at a stadium during a Portugal NT game.

You don't need to understand Spanish or Portuguese to notice on this interview from 2018 that this dude wants to jump on Cristiano and suck his dick.

R530 yeah, he is proper cute. A sweetheart as well as a slut. Tons of personality on him and a pretty face too <3

R536 Are you his stalker? The one creating 1000 threads about him?

Anyhoo, Manuel Neuer has gone back to posting on IG: he's training to get back on the pitch, which means he has no intention of retiring (maybe cause he's a goalie and those don't tire out much since they don't have to run back and forth), which means we can forget about him coming out before next century 🙄

R537 jfc it's less than 30 threads, and it's fan/RP for fun, not stalking. Go to Tattle or Tumblr if you want to see real Jack stans.

[quote] he has no intention of retiring (maybe cause he's a goalie and those don't tire out much since they don't have to run back and forth)

The GK position is the only one on a football/soccer pitch that's got more strenuous, more demanding and harder on the body with time, because as sports science improve the other player positions all get stronger and fitter and faster with less effort, so the shots they make become way more difficult to anticipate and stop. It's a mental strain as well as physical to GK well.

The Harlem Globetrotters

R538 "Just" less than 30 threads, no biggie 🤣 And you were right to call yourself a bitch

R541 ok, so I'm a bitch. Cool. Better that than a bore or a bully. At least I've got some panache, a sense of humour and some creative writing skills!!! ;) But do please continue to regale us with easily-G00gleable trivia about...Neuer...or whoever.

Lots of snaps of Shakira holidaying with Lewis Hamilton. Lol, you couldn't make it up.

Shakira + X almost always = PR-mandated bearding.

In a years time we'll see Lewis Hamilton let the baby of the newly divorced Diers sit in his F1 car while Anna looks lovingly on and Eric will be having a full publicised spat with Gerard over who's turn it is to take the Shakira kids to school.

r544 Even with her ex-husband, whoìs now shagging that no name?

R546 Publicists spoke about this years ago. No better way to cover a players sexuality is to turn them into a love cheat. He's been publicly shamed as a cheat and it was all nicely set up for us to work it out. Woman will still love and forgive him and men will think he's a lucky bastard. It's a total win-win. They did exactly the same with Ashley Cole. It turned Cheryl Cole from a racist thug into a national sweetheart and Ashley Cole went from being outed by The Sun to regular footballer love cheat.

r547 And what about them kids?

R548 What about them?

R545 Has Eric Dier married already with his beard? Or will he pull the same trick Aaron Rodgers did with Shailene?

R550 Yes, they are supposed to have married around a month ago. He's been wearing his wedding rings (he's got a thin one and a chunkier one) on and off since. The big wedding/blessing is in June. I'm intrigued as to whether Dele will show up.

Remember when Kerry Rhodes 'married' that Australian actress, and they then got divorced (probably was never legal) 6 months later? Do you think the family know it's a sham? Are they in on it? Is it just considered a fun day out and we'll laugh about it later sort of thing?

Spanish ex footballer now actor, Jesus Mosquera

[quote] I'm intrigued as to whether Dele will show up.

screaming lol he's a bitch on wheels it wouldn't surprise me if he pulled some stunt or objection on the day of

R549 He has 2 sons, so he must be straight. The gay ones are those who are still unmarried and childless by 35 like McDorman and Neuer, remember? 🙄

R554 The old Dele probably would've done. Sadly nowadays he always looks half asleep. Isn't it interesting that they're both playing absolutely shit now? If Tottenham sells Dier this summer perhaps they will end up together in the same team in the Championship or something!

[quote] Sadly nowadays he always looks half asleep. Isn't it interesting that they're both playing absolutely shit now?

Fucking up your lungs with nangs will have that effect. Can't run if you can't catch your breath, you vom on the sidelines, or you keep getting dizzy spells and collapsing with fatigue in training. The resultant nerve damage isn't a good look, either.

[quote] If Tottenham sells Dier this summer perhaps they will end up together in the same team in the Championship or something!

Put them out to pasture at my non-league club, we'll squeeze the last bit out of talent out of them ;)

R557 Lol. God, I'd love to see the look on Anna's face if he ended up there. She signed up to be a wag of a Prem/International player! That would be brilliant🍷

R531 grain of salt, but I’ve heard it said by others before now that the reason CR7 opened hotels in England is partly that he wanted a safe space to bring lads, and that he wanted to offer a discreet service of the same to other closeted top flight footballers. Intriguing if true.

This piece on Dele from the Telegraph in April (sorry you need a subscription to read it) had the following in it:

"There is no malice in Alli. One of his close friends is Eric Dier, who is no fool, and is regarded at Spurs as a good judge of character. For the Champions League final in Madrid against Liverpool in 2019, he and Alli had interconnecting rooms in the team hotel. Dier would not have hung around with Alli without good reason."

I don't know why the writer felt the need to include the titbit about the interconnecting rooms. And I'm sure Eric had very good reason!

R560 *trauma flashback to the HendoLlana roomshare of 2016*

Andrey Rublev for sure.

Meh, he baldin'. And to think I used to find him attractive! Now he's turned into a slightly more bloated Christian McCaffrey. Was it the hospitalization or the ageing?

r563 He baldin' and beardin', just like Kintin! Gnoooooooooooooooooo

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^^Dad of the Year, clearly -_- poor Romes busted his pussy to help Brentford get that U21 title

Lewis better stay away from Shakira!

TAA...something about him is sus to me. Idk if it's his sweetboy vibe, or his light soft voice, or his compassion for other lads. Or the way he stutters and gets shy and can't look directly at nice-looking men. It would not shock me to discover he's gay or bi.

He does have a hot non-escort/model/famous girlfriend, though, so perhaps he's just a lowkey guy. And there was also #StopSavingChat, which is not something a gay man would do (perhaps a bi with a weird kink, though).

for the Neuer troll:

Benzema didn't seem to mind Grealish tracing curious fingers against his cock. Well, you know what they say about Frenchman and Spaniards.

R569 So? And this is an old him btw

A juicy ambiguous blind item:

[quote] Which huge international striker has been linked with a move away from his current club this summer but is fighting to stay put? Yes, he’s having a pretty good season, but his ‘love for the club’ runs deeper than that—he’s secretly dating one of the club management.

No mention whether the ‘management’ personnel is a woman or a man...

The blind sounds like it could refer to Harry Kane tbh, but am hoping it’s not because he’s in one of the few hetero footballer marriages that I like and respect (his wife Kate is so lovely and down to earth). Also, I think if Harry is in love with any manager, it’s Southgate, and you can’t switch or transfer from international teams unless you’re U21 and dual nationality.

[quote] his wife Kate is so lovely and down to earth

And also very short, fat and homely

R573 don’t you dare be sour!!!

Wow Eric didn't even make the squad today and no mention of an injury. I hope he's alright. He's been playing like he's got a lot on his mind and has been getting a lot of abuse on twitter. Mason's his mate so perhaps he's given him so time out.

R575 Dier's always played like a bit of a donkey tbf though. Dunno how he's got this far, stealing a living

He's also a thug who tries to punch out fans who banter him off and who injures his own teammates in training

R576 Eric has shown he can play well and be focused; he did make it to the World Cup after being dropped from the Euro team. I think a lot of his issues are to do with his head. When he drops off, a lot of the mistakes he makes are down to lack of focus/poor decision making. Mourinho said at one point he had poor confidence (which Eric denied) but I think it's a huge problem for him. Also, come on Eric's no thug. He was nowhere close to punching that fan gobbing off, he was heading for the exit as soon as he saw Eric coming for him😂 Even Dele said he beat him in a play fight! I've never seen him start any fight on the pitch and that thing with Sonny happens all the time in training. On one of the England training vids Grealish has a right pop at Declan for catching him in a tackle. That Sonny one looked bad but Mourinho had clearly encouraged them to be more aggressive.

[quote] Even Dele said he beat him in a play fight

Ah, but you just know Dele doesn't fight fair, bites and scratches and goes for the eyes. He's got demon in him.

[quote] He did make it to the World Cup after being dropped from the Euro team.

As a reserve, only because Southgate play favourites, stays ultra-cautious about his call-ups and also loves needlessly taking fifteen defenders to tournaments for some fucking stupid reason. And because during the World Cup an unexpected emergency callup was needed to cover injuries or lack of fitness, i.e. at the time Kyle Walker wasn't fully fit, Maguire pulled his hammy in a lead-up fixture, and the RBs Gareth prefers (Chilly & Reece) were too injured to go. Remember also that Eric was dropped from England in the first place not for attitude or mental health issues, but because he insisted on playing as the main CB or not at all, though Southgate prefers to play Stonesy or Slabhead there if they're available. His Ego got in the way.

[quote] On one of the England training vids Grealish has a right pop at Declan for catching him in a tackle.

LOL looking at the tapes that was more his usual gambit of pitching a bitch and flouncing around so that men in the vicinity pay attention to him and touch him, but alright, call it a scrap if you must. Declan seems about one of the friendliest and gentlest players in football, more the type to be breaking up handbags than starting.

Yikes! I turned right at Greenland!

Paul Warfield. I had the most passing of acquaintances with him back in the day, I thought he was gay. Back then i didnt even kbieci was gay, but Paul Warfield pinged to high heaven.

I've thought this for a while but I think that all 'The Avengers' (Chilly, Dele, Grealish, Madders, Ross Barclay) are all gay or bi.

This one is obviously gay: he's been married since 2015 and is still childless, although he and his wife Michelle Keegan say they want a "numerous family" (they're both 36 LOL) and could theoretically very much afford one since they're loaded AF and are constantly changing mansions. Check out the comments on his posts with babies (other people's, of course) to see his followers' reactions to the subject.

If you wanna stalk him and remind him what a fag he is and pressure him to come out, you can e-mail him at Markwrightyy@gmail.com (courtesy of his manager)

R581 oh you too? How come?

The same has occurred to me, though idk why I get that vibe. Perhaps it's the way they all dress conspicuously from other footballers, or the way they get so involved in each other's lives and spaces, or the way they protect each other's secrets, or the way they all tend to get openly flirty with other men (though none more brazenly than Jack)...there's something about them all that just isn't Straight Footballer Business as usual...

R562 do tell!

R581 Ross gives me extreme fuckboy vibes. kinda lad that messages you ‘without me 😏🙈’ when he asks what you’re doing and you say taking a shower. defo begs for nudes and defo shares them on the lads group chat. would give you the shittest shag of your life and instead of an orgasm, you’d get HPV

he’s got bunda tho i’ll give him that 😎

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R586 Chilwell's face says "Who the fuck am I fooling with this charade?"

R581 Yes, I agree. Chilly, Dele, Grealish, Madders seem kind of feminine and their regular ostentatious partying with escort on holiday in front of the paparazzi raises questions. Like why would you do that except you want people to think you’re a love cheat.

Especially Chilly seems sus to me. As someone else Worte in another thread, Chilly always seems tortured and unhappy somehow, like he is carries a heavy burden. And he love to associate himself with very attention-seeking women who he has little chemistry with and who have nothing in common with him - all very well documented by the press although he is not that famous.

R586/R587 crying lmao

Chilly brev what you doing. How you holding her hand man. What is that. It's like he's never met a woman before.

Imo he'd give it up easily to Declan Rice. They have an interesting connection. Mason Mount stands between them, though.

Something about Chilly and his girls feels really off. You just know that these people don’t really belong together.

Here is Chilwell sitting in bed for what seems like a romantic night with his influencer *girlfriend* - while he’s wearing shoes in bed. Btw, they have already split by now after a couple of months.

R590 she looks like she'd eat him for breakfast. That picture gives hot glamorous auntie showing her awkward highschool nephew around Dubai to try to get him laid by the first OFer at a loose end who crosses their path.

R591 I'd fucking stab him with a nail file for the shoes in bed. Disgusting. Though at least the creps do look newish and clean.

Ross x Jack would be an interesting hookup to witness

American tennis player Ben Shelton. He pings like crazy here. He has to be gay.

I wonder if Greek tennis player Stefanos Tsitsipas is gay. Kyrgios called him soft. That's often used as code for gay. Maybe he knows something we don't.

Ever since Kintin made that very spontaneous proposal in the presence of MeaCulpable's personal photographer who just happened to be strolling by in the middle of the Utahn desert, he hasn't hung out with his "fiancée" (🤮) one bit. Or Luca Padua, for that matter 😏 What happened? Did his"special friend" feel betrayed and cut him out of his life?

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R522/R523/R581 the fact that hot IG model Amber Gill went on one night out with Jack then dumped him in disgust to start dating women says a lot. Opposite sex bisexuals usually gravitate toward each othwr instinctually at first, and can be each other’s closet keys..

Plus the fact that the media tried to spin it that Jack was having an affair with her, and with actress Emily Atack, and fucking groupies, as well as staying with Sash? As R547 says, it’s an old PR workaround trick and people still fall for it like idiots.

[quote] Publicists spoke about this years ago. No better way to cover a players sexuality is to turn them into a love cheat. He's been publicly shamed as a cheat and it was all nicely set up for us to work it out. Woman will still love and forgive him and men will think he's a lucky bastard. It's a total win-win. They did exactly the same with Ashley Cole.

Sam Fricker, diver.

Aaron Rodgers, take this thread home.