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Ben Platt is engaged

Ben Platt is engaged to his long term boyfriend Noah Galvin. Mazel tov!

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by Anonymousreply 249December 4, 2022 2:57 PM

This should be a fun thread.

by Anonymousreply 1November 25, 2022 1:23 PM

We've all seen Noah's hole.

by Anonymousreply 2November 25, 2022 1:24 PM

Now he can settle down and never grace a screen or stage ever again.

by Anonymousreply 3November 25, 2022 1:26 PM

Oh God I remember when he did an interview that was so bad ABC called him into the office and screamed and screamed at him

by Anonymousreply 4November 25, 2022 1:28 PM

Hope these two fuggos are very happy.

by Anonymousreply 5November 25, 2022 1:30 PM

I've seen Noah's fist in his hole.

by Anonymousreply 6November 25, 2022 1:31 PM

Ben better hope this pairing is for life or Noah will go scorched earth on him in the press when they break up.

by Anonymousreply 7November 25, 2022 1:33 PM

R5 For once a gay celeb is engaged to someone in his own league. I think it's refreshing.

by Anonymousreply 8November 25, 2022 1:33 PM

R5 Well...if they're in the same league, why do you say, "a gay celeb is engaged to someone"...and why is the thread called "Ben Platt is enagaged", OP? What's wrong with "Ben Platt is engaged to Noah Galvin"?

by Anonymousreply 9November 25, 2022 3:13 PM

These boys need to realize beards are not for everyone.

by Anonymousreply 10November 25, 2022 3:19 PM

I didn't like Noah Galvin much in that O'Neills show with Martha Plimpton (she stole every episode), but I love him as gay recovering Hasidic surgical resident on The Good Doctor. He gets a lot of good lines, and sometimes I call him "the better doctor." (Yes, I talk to my television.)

by Anonymousreply 11November 25, 2022 3:21 PM

Ben wore patchwork jeans and a sweater vest to propose…this will end in tears.

by Anonymousreply 12November 25, 2022 3:24 PM

Noah Galvin is one of those actors who has a sort of slick, trademark way of delivering sarcastic lines. I haven't decided if I think it's good or bad.

by Anonymousreply 13November 25, 2022 3:25 PM

Noah is a more talented actor than Ben. He is really quite good on The Good Doctor.

As said above, looks wise, they’re both about a 5, so it’s a good match.

by Anonymousreply 14November 25, 2022 3:35 PM

Happy for them

by Anonymousreply 15November 25, 2022 4:08 PM

Has Marta Plipton commented?

by Anonymousreply 16November 25, 2022 5:18 PM

Two peas in a pod!

by Anonymousreply 17November 25, 2022 5:20 PM

Annoying people deserve to be happy, too!

by Anonymousreply 18November 25, 2022 5:24 PM

Galvin was hilarious in Booksmart. That’s all I got.

by Anonymousreply 19November 25, 2022 5:28 PM

Galvin was my neighbor before he and Ben got together. We never met, but I saw him on Grindr a lot. His profile screamed "HUNGRY HOLE"

by Anonymousreply 20November 25, 2022 5:33 PM

Hungry hole, you say?

Be sure to unmute the videos of him getting fucked

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by Anonymousreply 21November 25, 2022 5:37 PM

R21 yep! I remember being surprised that a recognizable actor was so open on his profile

by Anonymousreply 22November 25, 2022 5:42 PM

Remind me to bake a cake. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...

by Anonymousreply 23November 25, 2022 5:44 PM

Fuck them for even attempting to be happy. But looks wise, they actually seem like a good match. Because they are both ugly and nobody else would fuck either of them.

by Anonymousreply 24November 25, 2022 5:45 PM

R21 OMG! I hadn't seen those before!

by Anonymousreply 25November 25, 2022 5:49 PM

Does this mean Ben is a top?

by Anonymousreply 26November 25, 2022 5:50 PM

White gay people find love so easily.

by Anonymousreply 27November 25, 2022 5:51 PM

My main contact with Noah has been audio

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by Anonymousreply 28November 25, 2022 5:51 PM

I have never seen two people who deserve each other so much.

by Anonymousreply 29November 25, 2022 5:52 PM

[quote]Yes, I talk to my television

The Datalounge condoles you.

by Anonymousreply 30November 25, 2022 5:53 PM

Of course he said yes, Ben. He saw your trust fund

by Anonymousreply 31November 25, 2022 6:00 PM

Wait - is Noah tall? Never would have thought that. Or is Ben Platt a dwarf?

by Anonymousreply 32November 25, 2022 6:22 PM

R32 Ben is taller than Noah, but both of them are short. Ben is like 5’8 tops.

by Anonymousreply 33November 25, 2022 6:28 PM

[quote] Rich gay people find love so easily.

Fixed that for you!

by Anonymousreply 34November 25, 2022 6:29 PM

Noah looks like a little troll

by Anonymousreply 35November 25, 2022 7:19 PM

Someone please post those Noah videos.

There’s a Ben video showing him bottoming. He says something like “Tell me you love my faggot ass” in the video.

by Anonymousreply 36November 25, 2022 7:20 PM

Mess

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by Anonymousreply 37November 25, 2022 7:26 PM

R36 Do you mean a Noah video? When was there ever a Ben sex tape?

by Anonymousreply 38November 25, 2022 7:32 PM

Watched his movie on Prime. He is à supporting player.

by Anonymousreply 39November 25, 2022 7:49 PM

Congrats.

Whatever.

by Anonymousreply 40November 25, 2022 7:58 PM

Who's he getting fucked by in the video?

by Anonymousreply 41November 25, 2022 7:58 PM

Sue and Brad are pleased as punch.

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by Anonymousreply 42November 25, 2022 8:09 PM

[quote]There’s a Ben video showing him bottoming. He says something like “Tell me you love my faggot ass” in the video.

Is he getting fucked my Matt Damon?

by Anonymousreply 43November 25, 2022 8:27 PM

The facial hair on the happy couple is atrocious.

by Anonymousreply 44November 25, 2022 8:33 PM

Are they saving themselves for the wedding night?

by Anonymousreply 45November 25, 2022 8:36 PM

Noah was a prolific Grindr user and his profile always stated “vers botttom.”

by Anonymousreply 46November 25, 2022 8:40 PM

r36 No, that video is of Noah getting fucked (and not by Ben) and I already linked to it at r21

by Anonymousreply 47November 25, 2022 8:43 PM

Noah is cuter but Ben is wealthier and more connected.

Seems like a good match honestly.

by Anonymousreply 48November 25, 2022 9:46 PM

Noah is kind of a bitch but he seems like he’d be fun at brunch. Ben is just such a drag.

by Anonymousreply 49November 25, 2022 9:49 PM

R21 thank you for your service

by Anonymousreply 50November 25, 2022 9:50 PM

Has Noah Farkas given his approval?

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by Anonymousreply 51November 25, 2022 9:51 PM

I give it 6 weeks. You can't turn a hoe into a housewife.

by Anonymousreply 52November 25, 2022 9:53 PM

Has Barbra given her approval?

by Anonymousreply 53November 25, 2022 9:56 PM

Love Still Exists and there is hope for Everyone because if these two twats can find love with each other, ANYONE CAN. I can't wait to see the wedding photos.

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by Anonymousreply 54November 26, 2022 1:12 AM

[quote]Noah looks like a little troll

Sometimes you CAN judge a book by its cover!

by Anonymousreply 55November 26, 2022 1:23 AM

Does anyone have Mother Platt's phone number? I need to talk to her about prenups

by Anonymousreply 56November 26, 2022 1:35 AM

Where are they registered?

by Anonymousreply 57November 26, 2022 2:09 AM

R57, Here...

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by Anonymousreply 58November 26, 2022 2:22 AM

Faye Dunaway commented:

"FUCK YAWWWWWWWHHHHEEEEAHHHHH"

Is Faye drunk posting?

by Anonymousreply 59November 26, 2022 2:38 AM

The poor one squeals like a little bitch at even the slightest penetration.

Something tells me this would be hot for a hookup, but get really fucking old after a few months.

"Calm the fuck down, faggot! I only have two fingers in! You'll wake up the parakeets again!"

by Anonymousreply 60November 26, 2022 3:00 AM

R59 That’s Bowen Yang’s Instagram account.

by Anonymousreply 61November 26, 2022 3:14 AM

Noah Galvin did a cunty interview in between seasons of "The Real O'Neals" in which he basically slammed every gay actor who wasn't out of the closet yet. He was obviously referring to Garrett Clayton, who guested on an episode of the series, because Garrett had dared to ask him out but wanted to be discreet because he hadn't officially come out.

His entitled attitude made me dislike that cunty little bitch ever since.

by Anonymousreply 62November 26, 2022 3:14 AM

Not here for privileged queens who think their coming out experience = how every gay man should be. Bitchy attitudes like that push good men back to the bathroom stalls.

by Anonymousreply 63November 26, 2022 3:16 AM

R63 The taste of meaty married cock and the thrill of getting caught are why "good men" prefer to get laid in bathroom stalls.

by Anonymousreply 64November 26, 2022 4:31 AM

Engaged but not engaging.

by Anonymousreply 65November 26, 2022 4:33 AM

[Quote] I only have two fingers in! You'll wake up the parakeets again!"

☠️☠️☠️

[Quote] Noah Galvin did a cunty interview in between seasons of "The Real O'Neals" in which he basically slammed every gay actor who wasn't out of the closet yet. He was obviously referring to Garrett Clayton, who guested on an episode of the series,

I mainly remember him bashing Colton.

by Anonymousreply 66November 26, 2022 5:33 AM

Everyone caught strays in that interview. Colton, Eric Stonestreet, Bryan Singer, Garrett Clayton (though at least he was unnamed)…

by Anonymousreply 67November 26, 2022 5:48 AM

Wow- who posted those videos and the cum farting of Noah ? Was it Noah himself or the other guy? Noah was a bit of a horn dawg. I am not surprised he’s a screaming bottom. Ben Platt is a fucking top i guess. Did i need to know this?

by Anonymousreply 68November 26, 2022 6:42 AM

R68 I dont have any intel, but I assume Ben is vers and in their relationship, a top by default

by Anonymousreply 69November 26, 2022 7:06 AM

R21 GOOD HEAVENS

by Anonymousreply 70November 26, 2022 7:12 AM

Thank Christ they cannot reproduce with each other.

by Anonymousreply 71November 26, 2022 8:12 AM

Wow R21! Eye opening!

by Anonymousreply 72November 26, 2022 8:21 AM

R21 What kind of a mother doesn't teach her son to not be photographed with his hair in such a mess?

by Anonymousreply 73November 26, 2022 9:28 AM

Is Ben's world tour over already? Did he sell out 5 nights at the Garden?

by Anonymousreply 74November 26, 2022 9:55 AM

I don't understand why people hate Ben, he seems a very likeable guy. Noah can be harsh but frankly i don't disagree with what he said in that infamous interview.

The truth is both can act and both work instead of spending the day posting whoring pics on instagram

by Anonymousreply 75November 26, 2022 10:02 AM

[bold] ALERT; SUCCESSFUL GAY MEN EXPERIENCING HAPPINESS!!!

SET HISSOMETERS TO 11!!!!

I REPEAT GURLINAS, SET HISSOMETERS TO 11!!!

NOW HISSS!!! HISSSS!!!!! HISSSSS!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 76November 26, 2022 10:09 AM

Noah seems like the Windows95 rendering of Ellen Page’s end goal.

by Anonymousreply 77November 26, 2022 10:10 AM

R75 Um, clearly you haven’t seen the pics on this thread!

by Anonymousreply 78November 26, 2022 10:11 AM

[bold] SUCCESSFUL?? HISSSS!!!!

I WOULD NOT CALL EITHER OF THOSE TWO-BIT TV ACTORS SUCCESSFUL R76

THEY WILL BE WAITING TABLES IN 10 YEARS. MARK MY WORDS!!!

HISSSS!!!!

by Anonymousreply 79November 26, 2022 10:12 AM

Hate is a harsh word R75 . We'd still be making fun of them even if they didn't both look like the back end of a tailless dog.

by Anonymousreply 80November 26, 2022 10:24 AM

R77

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by Anonymousreply 81November 26, 2022 10:29 AM

[quote]I don't understand why people hate Ben, he seems a very likeable guy.

What exactly about him do you find to be likeable? The try-hardness? The nepotism? The arrogance? The self-pitying? The ugliness?

by Anonymousreply 82November 26, 2022 10:48 AM
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by Anonymousreply 83November 26, 2022 10:52 AM

[Quote] Everyone caught strays in that interview. Colton, Eric Stonestreet, Bryan Singer, Garrett Clayton (though at least he was unnamed)…

Bryan most likely didn't give a shit.

[Quote] SUCCESSFUL?? HISSSS!!!! I WOULD NOT CALL EITHER OF THOSE TWO-BIT TV ACTORS SUCCESSFUL

I liked The Real O'Neals but i'm happy to say i have only seen Ben in the Pitch Perfect movies.

by Anonymousreply 84November 26, 2022 11:01 AM

r84 He specifically apologised twice to Singer, meaning yeah, Singer cared and complained

by Anonymousreply 85November 26, 2022 11:21 AM

The wording of Noah’s Twitter apology to Singer make it pretty obvious that Singer threatened to sue him.

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by Anonymousreply 86November 26, 2022 11:32 AM

[quote] Ben Platt is engaged

What’s he so angry aboot?

by Anonymousreply 87November 26, 2022 11:38 AM

R85 I somehow missed that 😕

by Anonymousreply 88November 26, 2022 11:41 AM

R76 Exactly! So tired of the bitter queens on DL trashing successful gay men instead of being happy for them. I know, I know, pointless bitchery.

by Anonymousreply 89November 26, 2022 12:01 PM

Someone is actually going to marry Noah Galvin...?

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by Anonymousreply 90November 26, 2022 12:10 PM

R89 On the other hand, DL can be very supportive of men who are not famous.

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by Anonymousreply 91November 26, 2022 12:16 PM

Galvin is a bitchy whore, but he does seem fun and I agree with others that he’s great on The Good Doctor. I wish him well.

Platt on the other hand is such a diva asshole and I will never be happy for him. His performance in DEH was wildly overrated and his Tony win was not deserved. Watching the film version get trashed by critics and viewers alike was a nice bit of Schadenfreude, and Platt’s reaction to the backlash was eyeroll-inducing.

Good luck Mr. Galvin. I assume you’re in for the money; ride out your contract and collect!

by Anonymousreply 92November 26, 2022 12:16 PM

Can someone recount what Noah said about Singer that requires the apology?

by Anonymousreply 93November 26, 2022 12:25 PM

So Noah is a slut. Big whoop

by Anonymousreply 94November 26, 2022 12:25 PM

Who is the top?

by Anonymousreply 95November 26, 2022 12:28 PM

Not Noah

by Anonymousreply 96November 26, 2022 12:30 PM

R93

[quote][bold] Is there an industry network?[/bold] Yeah. Bryan Singer likes to invite little boys over to his pool and diddle them in the fucking dark of night. [Laughs.] I want nothing to do with that. I think there are enough boys in L.A. that are questionably homosexual who are willing to do things with the right person who can get them in the door. In New York there is a healthy gay community, and that doesn't exist in L.A.

by Anonymousreply 97November 26, 2022 12:31 PM

So, he had to apologize for telling the truth!

He was likely going one of those boys invited to Singer’s party. Although he does look like an elf

by Anonymousreply 98November 26, 2022 12:44 PM

[quote]beaniefeldstein I AM SO HAPPY AND HAVENT STOPPED CRYING

But still can't hit the B-flat above middle-C

by Anonymousreply 99November 26, 2022 12:48 PM

Galvin is cuter and funnier and more talented.

Beanie Feldstein barf.

by Anonymousreply 100November 26, 2022 12:49 PM

[quote]successful gay men

Successful? I guess you didn't see hoe many tickets went unsold after he got daddy to book him a night at MSG.

Gay or straight, nepotism brats do not deserve praise

by Anonymousreply 101November 26, 2022 12:56 PM

Two ugly queens found each other.

The Chasten and Pete of Hollywood with a splash of nepotism.

by Anonymousreply 102November 26, 2022 1:07 PM

That hole looks really used

by Anonymousreply 103November 26, 2022 1:07 PM

A lid for every pot and all that, but Noah is the worst and a whore. I really have no issues with Ben Platt, it's not his fault that he's always miscast.

by Anonymousreply 104November 26, 2022 2:35 PM

Noah looks like a ftm.

by Anonymousreply 105November 26, 2022 2:59 PM

R104 That made me curious - how should he be cast?

by Anonymousreply 106November 26, 2022 3:06 PM

Wow, Noah is a ho.

by Anonymousreply 107November 26, 2022 3:47 PM

R105 see R77

by Anonymousreply 108November 26, 2022 3:48 PM

Mazel Tov! I wonder when they will get married and how long it will last (I say less than 24 months if they do indeed get married).

by Anonymousreply 109November 26, 2022 4:23 PM

I have no animosity towards either of them, but I do think at certain times, Ben looks a little...special.

by Anonymousreply 110November 26, 2022 4:26 PM

Will Ben wear something off the shoulder for the ceremony?

by Anonymousreply 111November 26, 2022 4:29 PM

R95 I'm sure they rent one every week or two.

by Anonymousreply 112November 26, 2022 4:31 PM

Anyone who watched Noah taking cock understands that there is no way in hell Ben Platt is filling that insatiable hole the way it needs to be filled and used.

by Anonymousreply 113November 26, 2022 4:31 PM

Two theater kid cunts. Makes sense. Hope there aren't any wedding photos published.

by Anonymousreply 114November 26, 2022 4:32 PM

There's no way these two are monogamous. Ben is in it for the hero worship and Galvin is in it for the money and the connections.

by Anonymousreply 115November 26, 2022 4:46 PM

Monogamous? Oh, gurl...

by Anonymousreply 116November 26, 2022 4:54 PM

Noah is not poor. He comes from one of those upper middle class, super liberal Upper West Side families and is very comfortable. His mom is a well-known yoga teacher with tons of influencer devotees.

Of course, he’s marrying into MILLIONS, but he was never poor.

by Anonymousreply 117November 26, 2022 4:55 PM

Maybe Platt's dad can produce some tv venture for them (scripted or not) because between the "Evan Hansen" movie debacle and Galvin's interviews, these two are Hollywood untouchables.

by Anonymousreply 118November 26, 2022 5:24 PM

Check out Marc Platt's IMDB. He's got about 20 active projects going. These two will never be unemployed. Noah knows what he's doing.

by Anonymousreply 119November 26, 2022 5:37 PM

Endless projects are nice R119, but Noah's hole isn't going to rail itself.

by Anonymousreply 120November 26, 2022 5:40 PM

R118, and yet Ben continues to get work in Hollywood and Broadway.

by Anonymousreply 121November 26, 2022 5:42 PM

I have nothing against Noah. I laughed when I read that interview back in the day. Everything he said was true and I knew he'd get in trouble. I was very surprised how open he was about being a hole, given that he's a public figure, but I knew what it's like to have a hungry butt 24/7.

Ben...is a cunt, propped up by Daddy's money. He's so far up his own ass, even Noah might be satisfied by that.

by Anonymousreply 122November 26, 2022 6:04 PM

Ben isn't a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 123November 26, 2022 6:08 PM

Then Ben must be "misquoted" every time he opens his mouth...

by Anonymousreply 124November 26, 2022 6:11 PM

Are they the gay Tori and Dean?

by Anonymousreply 125November 26, 2022 6:12 PM

R21 is this Ben and why is there white poo coming out of his ass when he is inserting the black dildo in the last video?

by Anonymousreply 126November 26, 2022 6:15 PM

Eventually this thread will cross with the Fag Hag Horror Stories thread.

by Anonymousreply 127November 26, 2022 6:16 PM

Who will be the bigger bridezilla, Ben or Beanie Feldstein?

by Anonymousreply 128November 26, 2022 6:17 PM

You don't think Noah will try and pull off wearing white on his wedding day do you?

by Anonymousreply 129November 26, 2022 6:27 PM

It's difficult to determine which one is not good enough for the other. That bar is so low.

by Anonymousreply 130November 26, 2022 6:27 PM

R129 let's just hope he has a discreet butt plug.

(Almost) No one wants that cum dump to drip down the aisle.

by Anonymousreply 131November 26, 2022 6:29 PM

I admire sluts who work their ass that way for Grindr tops, and allow it to be filmed.

And it's a good thing he's so neg that he apparently makes that his Grindr handle.

by Anonymousreply 132November 26, 2022 6:30 PM

Is this to distract from his latest terrible bomb of a movie and hairstyle? Will Beanie sing at the wedding? Will Jonah be the best man and wear Fieyro pants?

by Anonymousreply 133November 26, 2022 6:37 PM
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by Anonymousreply 134November 26, 2022 6:43 PM

Just because an outfit comes from Thom Browne doesn’t make it flattering or attractive.

by Anonymousreply 135November 26, 2022 6:46 PM

R132 also his initials.

by Anonymousreply 136November 26, 2022 6:48 PM

R134 looks like they’re roleplaying Pinocchio

by Anonymousreply 137November 26, 2022 6:49 PM

Where are they registered? I hope someone hasn't already chosen the double-headed dildo as a gift.

by Anonymousreply 138November 26, 2022 6:59 PM

I'm sure they're happy with each other, but they just seem so goddamned WEIRD.

Perhaps it's a good thing that for some people, queer may once again mean "weirdo whose life is a public spectacle."

by Anonymousreply 139November 26, 2022 7:01 PM

R123 They’re both cunts.

Noah at least seems to have a sense of humor about how fucked up the industry is. His comments about Bryan Singer and the endless closeted actors you encounter in LA were refreshing.

Ben has zero sense of humor and threw a fit when his abysmal performance in DEH tanked the movie and all fingers rightfully pointed at him. He absolutely believes his own hype and thinks he’s hot shit.

by Anonymousreply 140November 26, 2022 7:09 PM

Help an old queen out. In the video, what is Noah asking that top to do to his "faggot hole"?

by Anonymousreply 141November 26, 2022 7:11 PM

Can someone repost the video please? I have that poster blocked.

by Anonymousreply 142November 26, 2022 7:13 PM

Ben is actually hot shit. He should stick to Broadway though.

by Anonymousreply 143November 26, 2022 7:20 PM

R118 Yeah sure, like Hollywood wasn't full of way worse people than this two (who seem pretty innofensive)

by Anonymousreply 144November 26, 2022 7:30 PM

Noah is kind of mouthy.

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by Anonymousreply 145November 26, 2022 7:30 PM

And i agree with every word he said, not only Singer but Eric Stonestreet and Colton Haynes too (i don't dislike Colton but that doesn't change his manager threatened everyone who post the infamous pics of young Colton being very gay)

by Anonymousreply 146November 26, 2022 7:33 PM

[quote] I really have no issues with Ben Platt, it's not his fault that he's always miscast.

Not his faukt? He literally got his dad to cast him in the DEH film. And then claimed it would never have been made without him being cast.

by Anonymousreply 147November 26, 2022 7:40 PM

r145 That isn't Noah. That's an OF whore called Minoflex, aka the "I'm a faggot sir" slut

by Anonymousreply 148November 26, 2022 7:41 PM

[quote] Ben is actually hot shit.

Oh, R143, put it in the toilet!

by Anonymousreply 149November 26, 2022 8:16 PM

Evan Hansen is marrying himself.

by Anonymousreply 150November 26, 2022 8:23 PM

Which one of them dumped you r54?

by Anonymousreply 151November 26, 2022 9:56 PM

R134 of course he's wearing a Barbra Streisand shirt.

by Anonymousreply 152November 27, 2022 1:20 AM

R152 Cliche gotta cliche.

by Anonymousreply 153November 27, 2022 2:27 AM

Ben is engaged, the rest of us enraged.

by Anonymousreply 154November 27, 2022 2:37 AM

Not me. Them getting married limits how much of their drama will be inflicted on other people outside the marriage, which is a good thing.

by Anonymousreply 155November 27, 2022 6:45 AM

R155, why- are you friends?

by Anonymousreply 156November 27, 2022 7:04 AM

R150 Well, they are not the only Evan Hansens dating. It seems everything is incestous in that show

by Anonymousreply 157November 27, 2022 10:16 AM

R157 Will the Funny Girls begin to date each other too?

by Anonymousreply 158November 27, 2022 1:31 PM

Exceedingly unattractive

by Anonymousreply 159November 27, 2022 1:34 PM

Apparently, Ben and Beanie are doing a double wedding. It will be the gay event of the decade!

by Anonymousreply 160November 27, 2022 3:47 PM

Will Billy Porter be officiating?

by Anonymousreply 161November 27, 2022 3:49 PM

Threesomes for the foreseeable future.

by Anonymousreply 162November 27, 2022 5:59 PM

r134 Are they auditioning for a remake of "A Night at the Roxbury?"

by Anonymousreply 163November 27, 2022 7:22 PM

R160 Fat chance. Noah will be lucky to make it in the photos at his wedding.

by Anonymousreply 164November 27, 2022 7:29 PM

Poor Noah. He’s one of those gays who’s extra slutty because he’s ugly. His self work is tied up in how much sex he gets

by Anonymousreply 165November 27, 2022 7:48 PM

Since he's been with Ben, Noah seems to try and make himself more unattractive. I wouldn't have ever said he was hot, but ugly is too much - when he's clean shaven and not dressed ridiculously, he looks like any other generic twink.

by Anonymousreply 166November 27, 2022 7:54 PM

So who is top, bottom or upside down?

by Anonymousreply 167November 27, 2022 7:55 PM

Yeah I don't get the Noah is ugly insistence

by Anonymousreply 168November 27, 2022 7:59 PM

Noah looks like. FTM tranny on good doctor.

by Anonymousreply 169November 27, 2022 8:01 PM

R167 Inside the relationship, Noah is the bottom and Ben is the top.

Outside of the relationship they’re both bottoms.

by Anonymousreply 170November 27, 2022 8:11 PM

Noah is fucking hideous. He looks like he's had several plastic surgery procedures. And he hasn't. I'm not sure where you go when your natural face looks like a beginner Jocelyn Wildenstein.

by Anonymousreply 171November 27, 2022 8:18 PM

Are you confusing Noah with Ben R171? If I saw Ben heading toward me I'd cross the street.

by Anonymousreply 172November 27, 2022 8:27 PM

Please, neither one is that unattractive. No beauties, buy they aren't beasts.

by Anonymousreply 173November 27, 2022 8:29 PM

[quote]Threesomes for the foreseeable future.

Ben: "Fuck me!"

Noah: "No, me!"

Ben: "No, ME!"

Noah: "NO! ME! ME! ME!"

by Anonymousreply 174November 27, 2022 8:30 PM

[quote]No beauties, buy they aren't beasts.

Ben is definitely beast. He looks full simian in that engagement photo. A half-breed between Ewok and Monchichi.

by Anonymousreply 175November 27, 2022 8:52 PM

Well, the good news is they can’t actually have their very own biological children together.

by Anonymousreply 176November 27, 2022 8:54 PM

This won’t end well.

by Anonymousreply 177November 27, 2022 8:56 PM

Murder/suicide?

by Anonymousreply 178November 27, 2022 8:57 PM

Will Noah have the number of movie productions he will get from Platt Productions written into the prenup? He must be a shoo in for a flying monkey in Wicked.

by Anonymousreply 179November 27, 2022 8:58 PM

Power couple!

by Anonymousreply 180November 27, 2022 8:59 PM

They’re both annoying.

by Anonymousreply 181November 27, 2022 9:01 PM

What is it about the role of Evan Hansen that has the Evan actors all fucking each other? Very odd.

by Anonymousreply 182November 27, 2022 9:03 PM

Where was the overlap of Isaac Powell fucking cast members? I hope it was with Mike Faist.

by Anonymousreply 183November 27, 2022 9:05 PM

I give it 2 years, at best.

by Anonymousreply 184November 27, 2022 9:19 PM

Will Noah be a Kate Capshaw bride or a Sheri Moon Zombie?

by Anonymousreply 185November 27, 2022 9:22 PM

Someone is pregnant!

by Anonymousreply 186November 27, 2022 9:54 PM

The husband's matrilineal name is Noah Fink.

by Anonymousreply 187November 27, 2022 10:06 PM

They are that couple who everyone hates, but who everyone has to put up with for business reasons.

Boyfriend #1 - Must we invite the Galvin-Platts?

Boyfriend #2 - Yes. I'm auditioning after the Holidays.

Boyfriend #1 - But they suck the life out of every party.

Boyfriend #2 - I know... I know...

Boyfriend #1 - Remember when Noah used to suck the life out of everything with two legs and a cock?

Boyfriend #2 - Gurl, who you telling.

by Anonymousreply 188November 27, 2022 10:43 PM

Their registry is nothing but double-ended dildos.

by Anonymousreply 189November 27, 2022 10:47 PM

[quote] Remember when Noah used to suck the life out of everything with two legs and a cock?

"USED TO?" My sides!!!

by Anonymousreply 190November 27, 2022 10:58 PM

Noah’s a fucking MESS! Oh Ben, do better.

by Anonymousreply 191November 27, 2022 11:38 PM

How much wine did Noah put on Ben's credit card during Ben's "Woe is me" whining tour?

by Anonymousreply 192November 27, 2022 11:40 PM

I notice how for young people being "queer" means you have to do everything straight people do now.

I'm glad I'm old enough to be free from the expectations of the heteronormative.

by Anonymousreply 193November 27, 2022 11:48 PM

This Galvin person looks like a child who used theatre makeup to draw on eyebrows and facial hair. And I know nothing about him, but when he smiles...he has crazy eyes. But if they're happy...good for them. I guess.

by Anonymousreply 194November 28, 2022 12:57 AM

I saw Ben walking in NYC a few years ago. He was at his thinnest and somewhat muscular then —he actually looked very attractive. He was with a really good looking guy.

Noah, however, looks like a troll, one that should be living under a bridge

by Anonymousreply 195November 28, 2022 1:24 AM

Noah is a mess! Let’s be nice here and give them 3 years before divorce.

by Anonymousreply 196November 28, 2022 4:37 AM

I thought after that scandalous interview Noah gave trashing Colton and others a few years back, he was supposedly through in Hollywood. And yet he's on The Good Doctor.

by Anonymousreply 197November 28, 2022 7:41 PM

I thought Noah trashed Gary Clayton in that interview?

by Anonymousreply 198November 28, 2022 8:04 PM

There's an old DL thread. He made comments about Bryan Singer as well.

by Anonymousreply 199November 28, 2022 8:05 PM

Noah made the proper apologies (mea culpas) and his management cleaned up the rest.

by Anonymousreply 200November 28, 2022 8:16 PM

Rather ballsy of Noah to call Bryan out in the first place. Did he not expect any backlash from Bryan? Although i wonder why he singled out Colton....?

by Anonymousreply 201November 28, 2022 8:25 PM

Noah. Goodbye.

by Anonymousreply 202November 28, 2022 8:35 PM

Jewish men have such beautiful cocks, yum.

by Anonymousreply 203November 28, 2022 10:32 PM

R203 = pointless bitchery at the lowest

by Anonymousreply 204November 28, 2022 11:10 PM

To whom do I address the bouquet of condolence?

by Anonymousreply 205November 29, 2022 3:21 AM

R205 Ben's mother

by Anonymousreply 206November 29, 2022 3:28 AM

Tops of the world.

by Anonymousreply 207November 29, 2022 3:48 AM

Oh for fuck’s sake Ben. Do better!

by Anonymousreply 208November 29, 2022 4:08 AM

I dont understand why Noah isnt an actual dataounge Icon - is it jealousy that he was successful and out of the closet? Is it weird bipedos who look up to Singer? What? This twink put him on fucking BLAST in that interview. Absolutely Iconic. And good on him for getting out and getting laid, you boring fucks. Id fuck him if he hit me up on grindr and im not really into beards.......

by Anonymousreply 209November 29, 2022 4:20 AM

R209 Hi, Noah!

by Anonymousreply 210November 29, 2022 4:35 AM

r210 Hi, Bryan!

by Anonymousreply 211November 29, 2022 4:39 AM

Noah’s ugly and an idiot. I cannot stand him.

by Anonymousreply 212November 29, 2022 4:41 AM

One of them— I don't know which is which— has hairy sticks for legs.

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by Anonymousreply 213November 29, 2022 4:48 AM

[quote]This twink put him on fucking BLAST in that interview. Absolutely Iconic.

Uhm, no. A New York theater guy who has never met Bryan Singer and apart from gossip and scuttlebutt he's heard through rumor mills or second hand cannot come out in the press accusing him publically of sex crimes. That is the definition of libel and clearly put Galvin in immediate legal jeopardy. As someone himself in the public sphere he should know better than creating this shit storm.

by Anonymousreply 214November 29, 2022 4:52 AM

r214 Oh fuck OFF. Truly, FUCK OFF.

by Anonymousreply 215November 29, 2022 5:01 AM

We’ve seen that Noah likes to get his hole wrecked (and SAME)

Does anyone think Ben can give him what he needs?

by Anonymousreply 216November 29, 2022 5:02 AM

R214 how do you know Noah's never met Bryan?

by Anonymousreply 217November 29, 2022 5:05 AM

Ben actually looked cute after one if his recent shows, in normal clothes. Certainly not ugly. Noah wasn't there.

by Anonymousreply 218November 29, 2022 5:05 AM

Galvin went after Stonestreet who was starring in Modern Family at the time.

You don't fuck with one of your bosses' money makers in a public venue.

Which is too bad because I really liked Galvin's show with Plimpton.

But I love those kind of interviews where the celebrity breaks all the rules especially when they are complete trainwrecks.

by Anonymousreply 219November 29, 2022 5:55 AM

[quote]how do you know Noah's never met Bryan?

He says so in his apology. I assume he's telling the truth.

I have no freaking idea why r215 is so TRIGGERED? Regardless of gossip, rumors or deeply held beliefs about people, if you aren't backing them up with facts and evidence it's probably best NOT TO accuse people of being sex criminals in print unless you are hoping to hear from their lawyers very quickly. Not sure what that mental case is so frantic about, I'm just stating facts.

by Anonymousreply 220November 29, 2022 6:01 AM

I want to watch a two hander play called “When Noah Met Bryan.”

by Anonymousreply 221November 29, 2022 6:03 AM

r220 You are the TRIGGERED one defending a not only well know, but proven - hush money payments and all - abuser. Piss the fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 222November 29, 2022 6:08 AM

Are you ILLITERATE?

I haven't defended anyone! I imagine you have limited reading comprehension, so why not take another swing at reading it before you lose your addled mind.

by Anonymousreply 223November 29, 2022 6:12 AM

Maybe Ben is a cuck and gets off on Gavin getting railed by anything with a big dick

by Anonymousreply 224November 29, 2022 10:46 AM

It doesn't matter what you think about Bryan Singer. A new young actor signed to ABC (owned by Disney), should have not badmouthed one it's biggest directors (at the time) and one it's biggest TV stars (at the time). Hollywood also takes a dim view towards outing people. He paid for it by losing his sitcom and now he's 7th on the call sheet on the Good Doctor. Even if he had zero media training, he should have been smart enough to know what topics to stay away from.

by Anonymousreply 225November 29, 2022 12:08 PM

R224 Isn’t that Elton’s and David’s MO?

by Anonymousreply 226November 29, 2022 1:42 PM

r209 Because he backtracked. If you're going to be a bitch, be a bitch and accept what comes with it. But bitching and then issuing a series of apologies - that's just pathetic.

Plus he was too arrogant in the interview, with no basis to be. His talk of how he wanted a sugar daddy to buy him stuff, how when he was tired of TV he could always return to theatre where they'd be desperate to take him back - he got way ahead of himself.

by Anonymousreply 227November 29, 2022 2:44 PM

Noah’s hole is all stretched out.

by Anonymousreply 228November 29, 2022 2:53 PM

R228 The better to fist you with my dear.

by Anonymousreply 229November 29, 2022 2:55 PM

From THAT interview.

Has being on a TV show affected your dating life?

My dating life is already pretty shitty because I look like a 12-year-old. Being on TV just adds another level of difficulty to the dating thing. First of all, I’m gay, and that’s just hard because gays are naturally a promiscuous collective of people. So there’s the lack of monogamy and then there’s me looking like a 12-year-old. And then there’s being in L.A., where half of the men are closeted and the other half are just dumb. But also gay boys my age are either club kids or they’re in college and they haven’t come out yet and they’re still DL on Grindr. So I tend to date people that are slightly older, but then I get into this situation where they’re just, like, twink hunters. I’m like, “No, I don’t want to date you, you 45-year-old man.”

I’m seeing two people right now. I'm seeing a 24-year-old and I'm seeing a ... I think he's like 38. But it's nice. I'm dating for the first time ever. I never really did that in New York. So it's interesting, I'm slightly capitalizing on the fact that I'm on a TV show, to a certain extent. Using my slight fame to be with sexier people than I normally could be if I wasn't on a TV show. So yes, these are not the people I want to end up dating, but I'll go out. You're cute. Why not?

Sure. Not going to say no to that.

Like, yeah, you have nice muscles. I'll go out with you. I'm on a TV show. The hardest thing, though, is finding smart people. Because I just don't like actors. I don't want to date actors. Ideally I just want to find some, like, awesome fucking finance guy in his early 30s to be real sexy and take me places. I'm already crazy enough. I don't need another neurotic fucking actor to make my head spin. I do plenty of self-hating and self-deprecation, you know?

by Anonymousreply 230November 29, 2022 3:39 PM

R230 Is this text from his interview? FUCK if it is!

by Anonymousreply 231November 29, 2022 4:21 PM

r230 LOL it's even worse than I remember

[quote]I’m gay, and that’s just hard because gays are naturally a promiscuous collective of people. So there’s the lack of monogamy

--Noah "you like that faggot hole?" Galvin

by Anonymousreply 232November 29, 2022 4:25 PM

I think this is a nice tight hole and I’d love to see Ben’s cock slide in and out for a while. Yum.

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by Anonymousreply 233November 29, 2022 4:26 PM

Sounds like Plattypants. The original Evan Hansen fucking another Evan. I suspect he's always wanted to fuck himself.

by Anonymousreply 234November 29, 2022 4:29 PM

Good luck to this couple…oy vey, I did marry another neurotic fucking actor! 🥴

“Because I just don't like actors. I don't want to date actors. Ideally I just want to find some, like, awesome fucking finance guy in his early 30s to be real sexy and take me places. I'm already crazy enough. I don't need another neurotic fucking actor to make my head spin.”

by Anonymousreply 235November 29, 2022 4:30 PM

Where are all you people pulling out of your asses these Noah nudes? Are they highly collectible?

by Anonymousreply 236November 29, 2022 4:31 PM

Two bottoms can marry? I mean two UGLY bottoms can marry?

by Anonymousreply 237November 29, 2022 4:36 PM

R236, R21 posted the goods a while back.

by Anonymousreply 238November 29, 2022 4:53 PM

R230 he talks about how dating is hard because gay guys aren't monogamous then also says he's dating two separate people at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 239November 29, 2022 4:54 PM

R30 and yet I would still plunge my dick right into that hairy hole. Just as long as he doesn't speak.

by Anonymousreply 240November 29, 2022 4:55 PM

I remember that interview. At the time I said I agreed with him and everyone hated on me and gave me shit for it.

by Anonymousreply 241November 29, 2022 6:03 PM

Right now, Iran looks the most likely to score the next goal

by Anonymousreply 242November 29, 2022 7:16 PM

r241 Well depends which parts you agreed with. If it was a blanket agreement, then you deserved the shit

by Anonymousreply 243November 29, 2022 7:57 PM

I approve.

by Anonymousreply 244November 29, 2022 8:06 PM

I putt from the rough.

by Anonymousreply 245November 29, 2022 10:45 PM

R242 lol

by Anonymousreply 246November 30, 2022 3:26 AM

R230 I love how the little cunt thinks his being on a TV show makes him somehow qualified to nab a successful “finance guy” in his 30s, and how he, an actor, thinks it sucks to date an actor.

Twink lives in a fucking dream world. What does he have to offer any man, apart from a hungry asshole? Because newsflash: Most men have one of those!

by Anonymousreply 247November 30, 2022 3:52 AM

Well, he at least nabbed the son of a wealthy producer and I'm guessing Ben has a few bucks of his own at this point.

by Anonymousreply 248November 30, 2022 4:32 AM

Will Beanie be a bridesmaid.?

by Anonymousreply 249December 4, 2022 2:57 PM
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