Jake Gyllenhaal is in love

Lmao this old homo ain't loving nothing with a puss.

Oh, Jake.

You're far too old to be doing this.

Just be yourself, and come out already.

Jake Gaylenhaal has a new film to promote so he's in love.

Fixed for OP

Men dating women half their age has started to look down upon, finally after 1000s of years. But even I know this shit is fake. Jake likes cock.

Ah gays, they're falling like dominoes for you, aren't they? Taylor Lautner. Engaged! Shawn Mendes. Dating Women! And now your precious Jake. At least you still have your Bomers and NPH.

So any of these assholes date women their own age? Is that a bearding thing? Dating young girls in order to look more virile?

He looks really good I must admit.

R5 Lmao as if miss Shawna bearding with more women means anything, and taylor Lautner is still gay. Giving yourself w&w won't make these fags you drool over str8 fat frau.

Appearing with Ripa and Ryan the other morning, Jake said he was preparing the family turkey this Thanksgiving and that he would “spatchcock” it, which had everyone giggling.

I have that twinkle in my eye when a man is handsome. Really wearing the sunglasses to look everywhere I really want to. And maybe hide a good stoning sesh.

Lautner doubled down and got married.

Good for Taylor! And good for Jake! I love thinking about the smug smiles wiped off your faces when you realize hot actors are ultimately straight.

That leather jacket plus the scarf thing he's wearing = gay gay gay.

R14 I for one think it’s a great look!

Can't stand the fake ass cocksucker.

If fucking Jake can't find love, is there any hope for us riff-raff?

Jake is looking long in the tooth these days.

[quote]Won't be long now until he has that cunt knocked up.

jealous gurl ^

weird baggy jeans they're both wearing - please don't let this be the new fashion, oh, well, who cares?

R12 Yeah just like very str8 pussy loving Travolta, lmao No one but loser fraus like you belive these fags are str8.

Younger women are more easy to impress and control, not to mention lacking the life experience to identify red flags.

Does anyone know the new movie he’s promoting?

Staged bullshit.

The photography is by BrosNYC.

The photographer gets paid to take pap pics for TV shows.

R19 Baggy jeans are back.

Never thought he was gay. No closeted gay actor would agree to star in Brokeback Mountain.

Let’s hear it for Jake’s PR sliding in at r25. Well I’m persuaded.

R26 You got me. I am being paid by the comment.

I miss the old days...

[quote]Never thought he was gay. No closeted gay actor would agree to star in Brokeback Mountain.

exactly what I think

but the gurls round here fell in love with his gayness in that movie and won't let it go.

“Jake Gyllenhall on rare outing”

Very good, Daily Mail, very good.

Well said, a blue, blue moon

He's starting to look old.

Anyway, someone I know that worked with him says he is bi and hooked up with both male and fans pretty regularly during a play they both worked on.

is this "discussion" yet another seacow creation

Why is she a "cunt," OP?

Wow!! It’s almost like he has a movie to promote the very same week this article was published!!

Jake, you gay.

I’m a little bit of a Jake Stan… he really has worn baggy pants ever since he started being photographed. Always kinda wanted to see him in tighter pants, but it honestly just hasn’t happened in 15 years

When can I let go of her hand? How long does the Disney contract stipulate?

His outfit is awful. It makes me think maybe he is straight after all.

[quote]I’m a little bit of a Jake Stan… he really has worn baggy pants ever since he started being photographed. Always kinda wanted to see him in tighter pants, but it honestly just hasn’t happened in 15 years

It has actually - I remember admiring his slim hips in the movie Lovely & Amazing, the only time I thought he was at all appealing.

The group of pics from R28 convinced me. They way Jake looks at him sealed the deal for me. Straight men don't look at each other that way.

Bad week for DL. First Shawn and now Jake.

R41 Lovin’ the irony

And don't forget that Taylor Lautner got married. You boyses' gaydar needs some fine tuning lol

Miss Gyllenhaal is tearing up dat pussy, trying to get the world to believe he is str8!!

Next thing u know, Miss Semencrest will be "caught" fucking a real girl in the ABC studio just to make dumbasses believe she is str8!!

R43 Lovin’ you too!

Closets gonna closet!

R25 it's lik a double agent thing

It’s true! It’s true!

Jake wouldn’t bullshit Howard Stern, would he?

R39

I meant out of costume. If he’s not on the beach, he’s wearing baggy pants.

R43 And Tom Hiddleston and Alexander Skarsgård had babies.

R47, There was a time when Howard Stern would have seen through and mocked Jake, but the Howard Stern we once knew has been neutered.

Where's your evidence Jake is gay? Meanwhile, there's a mountain of proof that he's straight. So I'll ask it again, where's your evidence that Jake is gay? Pics of him kissing another guy? Gay sex tape? Where is your proof?

Calm your tits R51

R51, Let’s ask Reese Witherspoon.

How old is that woman at R51 ?

R43 lol one dated taylor swift and the other dated a lesbian, who needs fine tuning again? You dumb fraus believe anything. I.e. you str8 women will never have a better gaydar than actual gay men.

R29 We're not your gurls, stupid dumb fat frau cow. No one wants your frau kind here.

R41 LOL, shawn mendes ain't fooling anyone. Doesn't matter how many beards he is set up with. But your the frau that's always screaming in Shawna threads that he's str8. Lmao.

Not digging the bomber jacket look on him. He looks like a puffed-up pillow.

On another note, he's been dating the model since she was 22 and he was 37...getting a wee bit cringey.

both of their jackets are hideous. a match made in heaven!

Sad.

[quote] We're not your gurls, stupid dumb fat frau cow. No one wants your frau kind here.

You sound so MANLY.

[quote]Why is she a "cunt," OP?

I was talking about her pussy. But now that you mention it, I have no doubts that she's a cunt too.

Poor Seacow, still a sad cunt after all these years. Must be the anal fissures.

R61 so do you, tennis-player.

Jake doesn't have child-bearing hips, so I believe R32 who says he is a bi. I think the same about A. G.. But C.H. has an "hourglass-figure" and dresses like a f*****. He could be the real hollywood gay here but no one is suspecting it...

There is this link from 2004 that revealed ALL gays and bisexuals of hollywood. The link was once posted here. Is there an updated version?

In love with a woman? But he's a fag.

Does not bathe!

Can’t-keep-their-hands-off-each-other couples for the months before & after movie 🍿 release dates 🤔

My bisexual ex rarely washed himself too. I tolerated it but now I feel digusted that I allowed that. R67

He's very hairy. His ass and balls must stink. I dibr care how handsome he is that's a turnoff.

R70 in the netflix movie Velvet Buzzsaw, his arse was waxed or shaved. Maybe for the director?

He looks even better as he ages.

I miss his old nose. It made him look adorable.

He probably wants kids. Whatever your underlying sexuality, if you want children and aren’t exclusively homosexual, it isn’t that much of a stretch to mate.

Oy! Jacob Benjamin the remake has your name on it.

From my experience in Hollywood, people should be surprised if any actor is actually straight! They all seem rather flexible with sexuality. Babies are rarely concieved the traditional way with many opting for surrogacy, so having a baby is no indication of straightness either.

Looks like I won't be Mrs. Jake Gyllenhaal any time soon.

I hope the PERSON he's in love with is a TOTAL TOP otherwise it won't work.

He's a stuck-up asshole. His sister is an even bigger stuck-up asshole. Their mother is a raging bitch.

To R79, how do you really feel about them?

You made me laugh!!

I WANT THAT LEATHER JACKET.

with COCK

Even if his ass is shave if he doesn't bathe he smells of swamp-ass.

R55 What lesbian?

R76 From your experience? And what experience do you have in Hollywood?

What a Plain Jane, how in the world is this woman a model? She's not attractive in the least.

Quelle surprise, yet another contract 'relationship' with yet another unknown 'model'. Haven't we gone through this many times before with Clooney, Leo DeCrappio and Lord knows all the other closeted actors. Who gives a flying fuck about all these lame photo ops.

Jake needs to emerge from that big lonely dark closet!

R69 that shit it so elitist. Wealthy people circlejerking and fetishising and 'trending' the habits or deprivation of the poor. Fuck them.

A quick shower only takes three minutes, there's no excuse not to bathe daily.

[quote]What a Plain Jane, how in the world is this woman a model? She's not attractive in the least.

jealous gurl ⬆️

actually she's very attractive and a perfect match.

It's been 17 years since BBM and he's still just dating around?

R77 Don’t fret none honey. You can be the second Mrs. Gyllenhaal. You know, the trophy wife.

What makes her a cunt, OP? Seriously I'd like to know. He's what 23 years older than her? Fuck you.

She's so basic looking.

So is he R93. He ain't nothing to write home about, except for the fact that be is a very good actor.

Jealous of a plain woman? The person who thinks he's "very attractive" needs eyeglasses or to get their eyes checked.

People are commenting on this woman's dreary plain looks because she's not model material.

My comments have nothing to do with how attractive Jake is compared to her, because he's not attractive either! Few people think he's any sort of Adonis.I've always found JG ugly and that bad nose job sure doesn't help.

"The person who thinks she's very attractive..."

R90 I'm a hard cock to get over.

She’s a model.

Oh young gay bearding!

Well, he's not so young, but still gay bearding...so romantic!

Nothing like a beard, who is half your age, to say,

"Hey World, I'm a middle-aged man who's not comfortable being gay!"

Why does DL thinks Jake is gay but didn't thought the same about, let's say, Heath Ledger?

Because Heath Ledger wasn't gay, R102. Are you stupid? You think anyone who plays a gay role must be gay?

[quote]She’s a model.

"Model" is a pretty broad category these days.

Have they fucked yet or did he say he’s saving sex for marriage…

He seems very dumb. I just read an article where he was interviewed about a new part he plays in something with Dennis Quaid and he didn't remember that Quaid played his father in an earlier movie.

I wanna see his butt hole.

I wonder what his boyfriend thinks about this publicity stunt

Huh, I’ll be darn. I just assumed he was gay along with Seacrest and lil Leo. Maybe I was wrong.

His head is huge

Why does he waste his time with these dumb shiksas? He should hook with a nice Jewish celeb like Deb Messing and become a Jewish Hollywood power couple.

R103 According to DL, yes.

Love conquers all. Good for you Jake.

[quote]She’s a model.

No one said she wasn't a model. They are saying, she's isn't very attractive.

Today's models don't have to be gorgeous and today's models can, and do, get tons of plastic surgery, IE: Bella 'Lugosi' Hadid.

R110 So is his cock.

I’m around the same age as Jake and it makes me feel old knowing he’s 41!

r115 - Hi, Jake!

He's not relevant. His sell-by date expired years ago. Why are we still talking about him?

His best acting was done for those pap shots of him walking in the fall and smiling with Taylor Swift

Taylor Swish.

She’s having my baby, what a wonderful way of saying how much I love you

I will always love him for Brokeback Mountain

[quote]Huh, I’ll be darn. I just assumed he was gay along with Seacrest and lil Leo. Maybe I was wrong.

Were you born yesterday?

Does he have hobbies or just smell?

R73 Oy, Yakow, you’ve cut off your nose to spite your race!

Lol, just rlike richard madden, lee pace, went worth miller, that guy from heart stoper show Etc.. And these fraus don't learn.

41 year old straight guys don't have a stylist dress them before they go out for a walk.

Reminds me of when Matthew Perry announced he was in love and engaged....and then a few months passed and it all ended.

R126 Dl is always right? If by 1 in 200 times you consider always, then yes.

That guy from heart stoper is openly bi.

What's with these fraus in thread mocking gays for calling them gay or bi. What makes you think he is straight, did he tell that to you? What kind of moron you are to think anyone in the Hollywood acting industry could be completely straight?

Jake Gyllenhaal is an embarrassment and a fraud. They always pick stupid and unworldly girls to compensate for their insecurities.

I wonder how he moans when he cums inside her vagina...

Even as a straight woman I know Jake is closeted. Those frau coming here arguing about his supposed straightness are dumb ugly fat cows who can't get a man. Basically the typical faghag.

R133 I have never seen that man in an actual relationship with a woman, I swear to god.

R134

Minka Kelly never dated a man for a check.

Right Trevor Noah? Derek Jeter? Josh Radnor? Chris Evans? Donald Faison?

R133 You are not a straight woman.

R137 no sexism on this forum please. Not all women think alike.

R138 No sexism? That poster, pretending to be a woman, called women, cows.

R136 Minka is a huge attention whore, apparently it's why chris evans dumped her twice.

R140 wait what? He took a dumb in her vagina twice?

[quote]What's with these fraus in thread mocking gays for calling them gay or bi.

They are people too limited to understand the meaning of the word "gossip," despite being on a gay gossip site.

Oy! Can't believe kweens are still obsessed with this old fagela.

It was [bold]SO RIDICULOUS[/bold] - when Heath Ledger died someone started a "What about Jake?" thread or something even more desperate sounding as though Jake was his widow. It clocked up tons of posts, so concerned was everyone for Jake's predicament. Some people round here are just typical obsessed soap opera queens who believe the characters actors play are real people...just like Jake and his character's gayness.

[quote]just like Jake and his character's gayness.

This is where you lost me. Jake is gay.

R114 Models haven’t been beautiful since the 90’s super model days.

Fashion designers got jealous super models were taking all the attention away from their clothes.

Miuccia Prada was the one in the late 90’s who invented the bland runway model. She wanted the models to all look the same, be the same size and height and just blend so they didn’t distract from the clothes.

It’s evolved a bit now but “unique” looking models have been integrated since. And now you’ve got the social media models like Gigi which is a necessary evil today.

But yeah models haven’t had to be stunning since the 90’s.

Beards are not necessarily for hiding closet cases, there’s other factors that go into faking relationships.

I posted an article a few weeks ago in a Chris Evans thread. Chris Evans was announced Sexiest Man Alive, then goes public with his new girlfriend the same day her Netflix show premieres.

If a male actor is struggling with his career or wants to promote a movie, he will fake a relationship for good press or to get his face out there. And they work with lesser known models / actresses who want the opportunity to be in the spotlight.

What DL fails to realize too is that straight single men in their late 30’s and 40’s who’ve never been married are most likely whores. Having a fake steady girlfriend is great for a male celebrity whore just as much as being a closet case.

R139 I am a woman and yes you are a fat ugly cow that reads too many tabloid magazines.

R147 your comment makes no sense. No straight man will hire a beard to pretend to be his girlfriend. That is what closet cases do. You fraus are something else.

R147 I’m not a frau and yes, it makes sense.

If you were an agent or a publicist and you had a male actor as a client who was in his 30’s / 40’s and single because he was probably whoring on Tinder and didn’t want a girlfriend because he wanted to be free, getting a girlfriend for PR would be a great move for publicity.

I don’t get gay vibes from Jacob Elordi but his relationships are definitely PR strategies.

R147 For you…

‘The main clue you would see is a high-profile male dating a woman who is not high-profile and all of a sudden overnight they’re the most talked-about girl in Hollywood.’

The women end up taking the deal in order to become a star, with Jack admitting one of his clients benefited so much so, she’s now a household name. ‘It was more of a mutual agreement between the agents and we had a male who actually had a movie coming out and it was getting a lot of bad reviews and slack and they wanted to take the negativity of the movie away and make it more about him,’ he explained.

‘We found him a girl, a one year deal, he finished off the press and a little bit after that they went their separate ways. She did not want to do a two-year deal.’ As Jack explained, ‘it worked’, and not only did the press no longer give a flying flop about his lackluster movie, the woman in the situation ‘went from being the third-billed after any audition’ to being a leading lady.

R150 like I stated your comment makes no sense. It seems you are projecting what you hope those actors lives should look like. You still type like a frau who hopes her favorite male celebs are hetero and a whore when there is no evidence of that.

R152 Sounds like a reflection of yourself.

I know there’s closeted actors, my point is not every single fake PR relationship means the actor is gay.

R153

Not all. But this one is a bearding situation

Sexy bisexual stud. Bisexuals always get the wrath of aging gay men if they decide to settle down with a woman.

Another lavender arrangement.

I do believe celebs can do pr stunts for just publicity if not for saving their closeted ass. That doesn't need to be the only reason.

R148 I don't read tabloid magazines, you nimrod.

R158 you type like one ugly fat frau.

R151 I wonder who the leading lady is from the article is... Danica Patrick?

Granted, my gaydar isn't very reliable but I've never had the thought that Jake was gay.

R146, please get back to the Ugly Models thread. This thread is about Jake being closeted and his choices in contract GFs. His latest contract GF is rather boring.

btw, Jeanne dumped a good looking hot straight man for Jake, she must be getting paid a lot of money to be in this fake relationship.

This girl is way too beautiful for Toothy-Tile.

Also, she’s French. WTF does a French girl have in common with Toothy-Tile?

Jake has an amazing, delectable ass. I’d love to pound his man pussy !

She's she is a fashion victim clown. Next pic.

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R166. A picture is worth a thousand words. Wow.

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This bitch hates DailyMail and never misses an opportunity to tell people not to click on an image posted from that site. STFU already, cunt. If you don't want to click on it, then don't.

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Wow! The red-hot passion between the two of them at R166 burned a hole in my screen!

They make those Ryan Seacrest/Teri Hatcher photos look passionate.

R169 giving me froy Richard vibes

Jake is not at all in love.

Jake Gyllenhaal is promoting something. We are being played. He does this often. I find the PR game distasteful.

Jake is in love....with himself.

Rest assured, there will be a new 'model GF' in a few months.

Sturridge is too pretty for him. He needs some lying "spiritual advisor" like Bieber has.

Why don't Jake come out? Now that he's not a A-lister no more, what is holding the man back?

He still thinks hes an A-lister

[quote]Why don't Jake come out? Now that he's not a A-lister no more, what is holding the man back?

Poor grammar? Oh, no, that's what's holding you back.

R177 his love for pussy

Only if you consider him a singularity R179.

I bet she behaves like a real shiksa in the sack. Spreads her legs willingly.

R180 what is there to love about pussy?

R183 Maybe Jake wants to feel manly from time to time and insert his Jew rod into a vagina? From the other thread, we know from the linked youtube video that many women wouldn't want anything to do with a bisexual guy, so if he were to come out, he would lose access to vag. I understand him. Poor Jake.

"If you are bisexual, in order to feel manly from time to time, insert your rod into a vagina. " -R184

R185 some argue he could be straight-curious but idk

R183 Absolutely everything. The nature's greatest creation. Pussy makes the world go around. Wars have been started over pussy

What's with all the feet freaks on here?

I'm so happy for him. No, he is not the best looking guy in the world, but he does have a mad crazy sex appeal that many better looking guys lack. I'm glad he was able to find a woman who makes him happy and satisfies his needs. We should all want that for ourselves, and I'm thrilled that he has found that.

R190 Miss Pollyanna loves to swallow PR pablum. 🤡👍🤮🤮🤮

R190 = Maggie Gyllenhaal

[quote]I'm so happy for him. No, he is not the best looking guy in the world, but he does have a mad crazy sex appeal that many better looking guys lack. I'm glad he was able to find a woman who makes him happy and satisfies his needs. We should all want that for ourselves, and I'm thrilled that he has found that.

This appears to have been posted by the frauiest frau who ever fraued.

[quote]This appears to have been posted by the frauiest frau who ever fraued.

Naaaay, it's probably the same moron who was all over that Chris Watts Thanksgiving thread. One post after another going on about the cold blooded murderer's big cock, how "hot" he is, how it was the wife's fault Chris Watt's murdered her and their two kids etc.

This poster is yet another DL troll with a satire post.

R193 The Frau is all over Shawn mendes page too. Calling him straight and trashing people who think he is not straight. It has become her part time job.

You’d be forgiven for not knowing this news of a girlfriend came out just in time for the release of Jake’s latest film. It was a box office bomb.

R196, wrong - they've been dating since late 2019.

R197 what don't you understand about her being pushed now, as part of the film PR? Clearly explained by several posters at the start of the thread.

R197 they’ve been dating every week Jake is releasing a project since 2019, yes.

I see Gyllenhaal has been shopping at Aeropostale at the mall again, in 1992.

It's nice to see Jake in love. Even nicer that it's a woman. Frankly, I don't care if he's straight or gay. I have no stake in this game. I say live and let live, but I think his career would be hurt if he were gay, so I'm just happy that he's straight because that means his career won't suffer. Jake is one of my favorite actors, and I like seeing him work constantly in quality projects.

I must say that R201 writes pretty well for someone who is clearly in the third grade.

R201 do you think we can't see your previous replies? Dumb Frau claiming that he's straight and recklessly bashing people who don't agree with you, do you get off to the imagination that he's straight? Get psychiatric help , you need it.

You boys are so pathetic. You think everybody is gay. Well I'm here to tell you that Jake, like most men, is not gay and probably gets physically ill at the thought of two men being together sexually. Besides even if he were gay, do you honestly think he'd give any of you ugly femme pieces of shit a second look? I mean, hop a flight to reality, boys.

Why are you on this site?

Is he saying the truth or are they covering for each other?

[quote]Is he saying the truth or are they covering for each other?

Of course he's telling the truth. What reason would his BFF have to lie?

R206 Why is everyone in the comment section using the phrase Toothy Tile? What the fuck is a Toothy Tile?

R208 a decade ago or so there were blind times about a closeted actor. He was called toothy tile. People argued it could have been about Jakey G but I think it was about Chris Evans because of his big teeth. Are there any links to the original blind items? Apparently the creator called Marakesh or something had to manipulate his blind items later on, describing toothy tile as being a single dad with a secret child. He did that because his blinds were to obvious and allegedly outed Jakey G. As I said, I don't believe it was Jakey G but others may disagree.

Jake is straight. I saw him kiss his girlfriend on the lips at nobu.

[quote]Jake is straight. I saw him kiss his girlfriend on the lips at nobu.

You're aware that Nobu is a public space, aren't you?

R211 that frau is clueless or trolling.

He's probably bi. Would fit, wouldn't it?

Oh, it’ll fit.

The gossip girls on DL just love to assume that everyone's gay unless proven otherwise. Grow up, gals.

Dumb cunts the world over believed Rock Hudson was the straightest straight who ever straighted. Until he wasn't.

R215 = closeted gay guy.

R216 Had to go back to the 1960's, huh? Times have changed.

Times change. Dumb cunts don't.

R219 true, but you COULD change if you wanted to.

But, I don't want to.

[quote]Why is everyone in the comment section using the phrase Toothy Tile? What the fuck is a Toothy Tile?

I see there are lots of newbies here re DL, the celeb gossip world and Toothy Tile.

Here you go: "Toothy was all but revealed in less than a year. According to the blogs, the gossips, and everyone with a commenter handle, Toothy Tile was Jake Gyllenhaal."

There's such a sweetness and tenderness to Jake. He comes off as very sensitive and nurturing, so I get why it's taken a while for him to find his soul mate/true love. Guys like him tend to be doormats for women, who just use him for a shoulder to cry on, a sounding board, or sex, to put it crudely, and spit him out afterwards. The women he dated in the past definitely DID NOT deserve him. Jeanne seems to appreciate him. I sincerely hope this is the real thing for Jake. Of course he's still as handsome as ever, but he's not getting any younger, so it's getting time for him to settle down with the right girl and have kids. Crossing my fingers this could be the one!

extensive toothy tile threads here.

r223 You clearly have never met him. He's a pretentious douche. His gf is a doormat. He's settling because all his friends are getting married, having babies.

Pleated jeans and a Michael Jackson-esque jacket. Mmm-k.