Lardos 33: Niall Hogran, Lewis Fataldi, Greaseball Niko and their crazed superfan

Fataldi is a pig. If he did see Nialls cock he seemed to be very jealous over its size.

Thanks for the new thread!

So Gemma is living in Finland now? Why did she move there? Fat Niko must be horrified.

Fataldi is so ugly and he is fatter than ever. His cock must be tiny if he is jealous of Hogran’s size. I don’t think Hogran’s is that big to begin with?

Why is he admiring Nialls erection. And why is Niall showing him?

It is so weird. Maybe they get turned on by each other’s bellies.

Gemma thinks it’s normal to be naked with her friends. She probably enjoys showing off her lardy body.

Of course Gemma is hoping Lewis Fataldi rather talked about Hogran’s growing waistline than his cock. She’d rather have a man with huge belly.

Still lusting over wobbly bellies. She sounds as if she has borderline learning difficulties sometimes. She's still a virgin at age 27.

27 and virgin! How! She probably has learning difficulties that she hasn’t mentioned before. Maybe one day she will talk about them as she seems to tell everything about herself on her blog.

Her obsession with bellies is so weird. Why does she like them so much?

Much prefer a large cock to a large belly. Can't see Hog having one though. Zayns probably got a bigger one.

I think anyone else would prefer that way except for a belly fetishist like Gemma. I’ll never not find it weird how she worships bellies and wants all of her idols to be fat.

Nah R9, Zayn has a tiny dick. There have been threads here about it.

Styles posted his dick online. It was huge even as a teen. Very long.

Louis exudes small dick energy.

Liam's cock hasn't been operational for a long time due to his alcoholism.

Niall's smallish dick is buried in lard but still works okay.

Hope the Hog at least keeps it trim and tidy amongst all that lard.

It’s probably very hard though. All that lard is in the way.

Zayns probably looks bigger as it's attached to a skinny body, whereas Hograns....

Hogran’s looks even smaller because it’s buried in lard. Horrible.

Niall did not do well on the first round of The Voice. None of the contestants picked him for their coach.

Of course they didn’t pick him. I would be embarrassed to show up anywhere with him.

He looked somewhat skinnier on the Voice. Has the Hog been on a cocaine diet?

Did he? Maybe he lost a few pounds.

How is Fat Niko doing?

Niall came online to announce a new merch line even though he's not releasing any new music until 2023. Needs the money for Guinness!

So he is basically robbing his fans for alcohol. Disgusting!

Alcohol, drugs, cigarettes, fast food.... he has no shame.

A WHORE getting her HUGE ANUS pounded HARD!!!!

He has no shame at all! He is spending all his fans money on his disgusting lifestyle. Why do his fans spend money on him?

Greasy Niko looks like he gained weight. His face is so fat! Look at his hamster cheeks.

He looks hideous with such a greasy, red complexion.

He does look bad! He looks like a pig. It’s weird Gemma finds him attractive. It sounds like a joke.

Greasy Gemma said she never paid attention to Maneskin and no wonder why! All of them are model thin and good looking. Not Gemma’s type at all. She said she doesn’t choose her favourites based on looks but we know she wouldn’t choose a thing singer as her fave!

The crazed superfan has gone off on one. Niall has given up smoking and stated vaping and she's blown a gasket. Tik Tok has lots of vids of the fat hog with a vape, but she is not having any of it, bless her.

She's over there screeching that she's never noticed Maneskin and that Niall has never smoked. Always having meltdowns. I bet she's back working in the old people's home again and is facing a Helsinki winter of constant blizzards. Not even a Lard Channel Booze Cruise to look forward to this time!

Why can’t she accept the fact Fat Hogran smokes?

She seems super unstable and probably has some sort of condition and problems with her mental health. She just works with old people because it’s probably easy and laid back for her. She is probably very out of shape.

How is she going to survive the winter without a Lard Channel Booze Cruise? She must be suffering!

She IS going on another Lard Channel cruise through the icebergs!

Gemma: yesssss !! the term booze cruise cracks me up , so true. there’s the other cruise at the end of december and i’m soooo excited cos this time there is gonna be so many different sets and other stuff 🎉 we have cabins booked and everything yay! 🚢

I can’t believe there is another Booze Cruise like that!

She loved the fact that anon called it a booze cruise! How drunk is she going to get?

She needs to be careful, she could get so drunk she topples off the icebreaker into the Baltic. At least the Hog has a bit of class. Bet he's loving the fact Fataldi told the world he has a decent sized penis.

She has a drinking problem. Imagine if she falls into the Baltic Sea! Hopefully her friends will be looking after her because otherwise she might be in trouble. Falling into the sea would also be something that would happen to Hogran or Fat Niko too.

This is a board for gay men. Not anorexic cunts from Lipstick Street Corner.

Fat Gemma has posted so many photos of food on her Twitter account. She will never stop.

Falling into the Baltic is a real possibility for Gemma and Fat Niko, given how much they drink. I wonder why she gave up her interior design degree in London?

They drink way too much. So much that they can’t even look after themselves. That cruise is going to be dangerous for them.

She probably realised she is the worst in her course and can’t make anything look nice. She wouldn’t have any clients so she gave up. And maybe her drinking is out of control too.

She confirmed that she was back in the land of blizzards for good, probably because Niko lives there!

Anon: Are you back in Finland permanently now? 🥶

Gemma: yeeeees i am. 🙌🏼🙌🏼 But why the 🥶 emoji?

Gemma definitely moved back to Finland because of Fat Niko. She wants to be in the same country with that dough ball.

New thread is here in case we get paywalled again.