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Hilary Swank is having a baby

That manly bitch has SPAWNED!

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by Anonymousreply 69October 28, 2022 1:21 PM

Is she genetically "special" somehow?

by Anonymousreply 1October 5, 2022 9:33 PM

Hold her bridle for me, please, so I may feed her an apple from my outstretched hand. Such a majestic creature.

by Anonymousreply 2October 5, 2022 9:40 PM

She is a bit L-O-N-G in the tooth and face to be birthin' babies.

by Anonymousreply 3October 5, 2022 9:40 PM

Mein Million Dollar Baby.

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by Anonymousreply 4October 5, 2022 9:49 PM

r1 nah, but she's gone through abouts of starvation and juicing.... bodybuilding.

which tends to be a common feature in childless actresses or those that have children (with help) late in life.

by Anonymousreply 5October 5, 2022 9:50 PM

Wasn’t Nettie Bening favored to win each time Swank was nominated?

by Anonymousreply 6October 5, 2022 10:14 PM

THAT MASCULINE BITCH STOLE MY AWARDS!

by Anonymousreply 7October 6, 2022 12:05 AM

Nettie B? LOL

by Anonymousreply 8October 6, 2022 4:12 AM

is she also wearing a wig in OP's picture?

by Anonymousreply 9October 6, 2022 4:14 AM

Isn't she a little.....elderly to be with child?

by Anonymousreply 10October 6, 2022 5:22 AM

Is she turning into Sunny Hostin or is Sunny Hostin turning into Hilary?

by Anonymousreply 11October 6, 2022 5:53 AM

Her husband is very good looking. Congrats to them.

by Anonymousreply 12October 6, 2022 6:04 AM

Rocky Dennis looks good

by Anonymousreply 13October 6, 2022 6:08 AM

Is it even possible at 49? What are the odds the kid won't have defects?

by Anonymousreply 14October 6, 2022 6:25 AM

She looks like Elephant Man

by Anonymousreply 15October 6, 2022 6:29 AM

I loved how they tried to portray her as sexy in this perfume commercial. She won her Oscars for playing white trash dykes, FFS.

She played a white trash battered wife in The Gift.

Don't EVEN get me started on the shitshow called The Next Karate Kid

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by Anonymousreply 16October 6, 2022 6:40 AM

She deserved both her Oscars, she's similar to Jodie Foster in that winning 2 Oscars sorta implies you're an amazing thespian, when in fact you simply got two great roles that were a good match for your specific skills.

by Anonymousreply 17October 6, 2022 12:15 PM

She's a little old, to be having kids. I'm sure she's got the best Doctors though, and she'll have help afterwards. Good luck to her and her family.

by Anonymousreply 18October 6, 2022 12:30 PM

What a lovely way of sayin’ how much you love me.

by Anonymousreply 19October 6, 2022 1:20 PM

All of this is completely unbelievable. She got married to some nobody who “dropped to his knees” at some cabin in the mountains and then magically impregnated a fifty year old woman?

LOLOL. Gurl.

Her husband is a sperm donor, I seriously doubt they’re actually married, she’ll dump him the moment they’re born, and the only reason she’s having twins at fifty is either though Beyoncé pillow surrogate or SEVERAL rounds of severe IVF.

Please honey. No one is that naïve.

by Anonymousreply 20October 6, 2022 1:36 PM

[quote]Is it even possible at 49?

Have you never heard of the term "change of life baby"? Women in their late 40s have been getting pregnant forever. My Grandma had my uncle when she was 47 and this was back in the late 50s before ultrasounds and amniocentesis and all of that stuff.

I don't know how Hilary Swank got pregnant, nor do I really care, but it is not out of the realm of possibility that it happened the old fashioned way.

by Anonymousreply 21October 6, 2022 1:42 PM

Well, regardless of her pregnancy status, the lady looks good. She's barely changed from her Boys Don't Cry heyday.

by Anonymousreply 22October 6, 2022 5:17 PM

That perfume ad! They managed to make her look LESS attractive than she really is which is quite something!

by Anonymousreply 23October 6, 2022 7:15 PM

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by Anonymousreply 24October 6, 2022 7:42 PM

It's really shitty when older celebs lie about how they got pregnant or had a child.

by Anonymousreply 25October 6, 2022 7:43 PM

This bitch is nuts and it’s like her third husband

by Anonymousreply 26October 6, 2022 7:43 PM

I wouldn't feel safe sleeping in the same house as Hilary.

by Anonymousreply 27October 6, 2022 9:09 PM

I remember seeing her minge in Boys Don't Cry

by Anonymousreply 28October 6, 2022 9:19 PM

DARKMINGELORD

by Anonymousreply 29October 6, 2022 11:06 PM

She looks like a horse. He is HOT.

by Anonymousreply 30October 7, 2022 12:00 AM

Pregnant with twins at 48? Can you say "fertility drugs?"

by Anonymousreply 31October 7, 2022 12:21 AM

He’s swoll

She’s equine

by Anonymousreply 32October 7, 2022 12:33 AM

As my dear departed mother would have said, "hmmm, she looks rather manish".

by Anonymousreply 33October 7, 2022 12:39 AM

r14 r1 I think there is a good chance she had some of her eggs frozen at a much younger age?

by Anonymousreply 34October 7, 2022 12:50 AM

He should leave her ugly ass and live with me and have lot of gay sex

by Anonymousreply 35October 7, 2022 12:54 AM

This came to mind.

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by Anonymousreply 36October 7, 2022 2:46 AM

After 40, a woman has a five percent chance of getting pregnant. After 45, forget it. Virtually no woman is getting pregnant without multiple rounds of IVF after 45.

Oh, and btw you have to be able to carry the baby full term and only 50% of women over forty get past a miscarriage.

She did not get these twins naturally.

by Anonymousreply 37October 7, 2022 3:34 AM

Come on guys, she bought eggs. The kids will be healthy because their biomom was 25 when the eggs were harvested. Don’t worry!

by Anonymousreply 38October 7, 2022 3:38 AM

One of my favorite male actors.

by Anonymousreply 39October 7, 2022 4:04 AM

[quote] One of my favorite male actors.

Hilary Swank is the male version of Matt Damon.

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by Anonymousreply 40October 7, 2022 4:07 AM

If you're going to buy eggs, why not hire someone else to carry them?

by Anonymousreply 41October 7, 2022 4:11 AM

If I was her I would have done a Laura Linney, Rachel Weisz and a ton of others and just not announce until after. Who wants all the bad vibes from all these yentas?

by Anonymousreply 42October 7, 2022 4:15 AM

R41, lots of women want to experience being pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 43October 7, 2022 4:20 AM

Having a baby at that age is a big roll of the dice. Hope it goes well.

by Anonymousreply 44October 7, 2022 5:32 AM

[quote] Is it even possible at 49? What are the odds the kid won't have defects?

Most certainly not her eggs. And she would have needed other help as well.

Women who get pregnant in their 40s like that naturally are almost always women who are already mothers. Rarely a first time mom.

But lots of women get a scare in their mid to late 40s and think they're pregnant. My mom thought she was pregnant when she was in her 40s and I was 12 - we were all so excited we might have a baby in the house, even my mom was kinda excited, But it was just her starting menopause and missing a period.

Well hope things turn out okay for Hilary.

by Anonymousreply 45October 7, 2022 5:36 AM

R10 it means she's damn near close to complete menopause . She's been thin all her life so she likely had irregular periods, thus she had few eggs remaining post-45. Sometimes during menopause women become extremely fertile b/c of the shift in hormones. Yes she's having children late in life, but it happens.

by Anonymousreply 46October 7, 2022 6:40 AM

[quote] Hilary Swank is the male version of Matt Damon.

Does she frequently use the word "fag"?

by Anonymousreply 47October 7, 2022 7:05 AM

"Yes she's having children late in life, but it happens."

Especially when you live in an age of miracles, magic and expensive fertility treatments.

by Anonymousreply 48October 7, 2022 7:26 AM

Where is the photo of the poor girl from a third world country carrying their spawn!

by Anonymousreply 49October 7, 2022 7:53 AM

Is it still illegal to "pay" a surrogate?

by Anonymousreply 50October 7, 2022 5:10 PM

Nothing manly about her, she's quite pretty. Maybe a bit horsey. And her hubby looks like a young sexy Woody Harrelson.

by Anonymousreply 51October 7, 2022 5:21 PM

She announced it on the Kelly and Ryan show this week. She said it's twins. She said that there are twins in her family and in her husband's family. But, the fact she's having twins as a first pregnancy at age 48 suggests she used IVF. She probably froze her own eggs awhile ago.

Two parents at age 50 seems kind of unfair for the babies, but at least there are two parents, and one will still be there if the other one kicks the bucket. And the two kids will have each other.

by Anonymousreply 52October 7, 2022 6:37 PM

I would have given Imelda Staunton the 2004 Oscar for Abortionist Vera Drake

by Anonymousreply 53October 7, 2022 6:41 PM

She was quite pretty in Hocus Pocus. Now, she needs bangs.

by Anonymousreply 54October 8, 2022 5:18 AM

How's she going to have the energy to raise twins at her age? I guess she can afford nannies, chefs and house keepers.

by Anonymousreply 55October 8, 2022 5:22 AM

I knew a woman who had a surprise oopsie pregnancy at 44 despite having no prior children. She was pretty stunned because she also had some type of hormonal disorder so never expected to be pregnant at 25 much less twenty years later.

by Anonymousreply 56October 8, 2022 5:28 AM

I had surprise twins, today. They came out fully grown. I said my tearful goodbyes after I dropped them at the pool.

by Anonymousreply 57October 8, 2022 5:32 AM

R57 you're consuming too much fiber

by Anonymousreply 58October 8, 2022 5:33 AM

Not enough, hence the tears.

by Anonymousreply 59October 8, 2022 5:34 AM

Swank rhymes with skank. She should add a y to the end, Swanky.

by Anonymousreply 60October 8, 2022 5:37 AM

It's wonderful that science has advanced far enough to enable stunning and brave MTFs like Hillary the chance to be real mothers. Bless!

by Anonymousreply 61October 8, 2022 5:45 AM

Did the man have a wank to impregnate Swank?

by Anonymousreply 62October 8, 2022 5:53 AM

They will call her grandma

by Anonymousreply 63October 8, 2022 6:00 AM

48 years old! And I thought my parents were old when they had me (mom was 37 and dad was 42).

by Anonymousreply 64October 28, 2022 11:59 AM

How does someone that ugly keep getting hot husbands??

by Anonymousreply 65October 28, 2022 12:11 PM

S/he has big teeth

by Anonymousreply 66October 28, 2022 12:12 PM

[quote]If you're going to buy eggs, why not hire someone else to carry them?

I know, right? Even the dumbass Kardashians figured out to start paying surrogates after age 35.

by Anonymousreply 67October 28, 2022 12:13 PM

[quote]Women in their late 40s have been getting pregnant forever. My Grandma had my uncle when she was 47.

Women who have a lot of children can keep having them into their 40s, but a completely natural first pregnancy over age 45 is the proverbial rockinghorse shit, especially if it results in a completed pregnancy and children with no problems. If it really happened it would be magazine-cover rare. In the case of a Hollywood star, and in this day and age, you'd never take their word for it.

by Anonymousreply 68October 28, 2022 12:32 PM

Nobody was asking for a Hilary Swank pregnancy. She’s no Jen Aniston.

by Anonymousreply 69October 28, 2022 1:21 PM
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