Ben Barnes XXXII - The Sex Is Off The Charts

Subtitle… “Except if You’ve Publicly Discussed How Endo Means No Penetration So Would That Be Booty Calls With No Booty, Then?” 🧚

Sub-sub title… Sex Is Off The Table

Or on the table

Anway, everybody welcome back to more BB love. We still have the surgery thread as a spare, haven‘t we?

How many followers has he lost on Twitter since everything went down? 6,000? He is doing another con like the sell out he is.

This is just making me chuckle. How possible is it that the only reason Ben took sooooooooo long to agree to be there was because he had to match the rest of the cast and $70 is no where NEAR enough money for him to put up with the inane bullshit of dealing with a con and fans all day, but that dinner with the cast a few nights ago actually was them literally bullying him into it? NYCC did announce he was going to be there the day after that dinner, right?

Like I'm not kidding.. how possible is that?

HAHAHAAAAAA

$70!

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA

But for him it's an investment in getting the tweens back in his corner with his shameless pandering to their fanfics.

Who is this?

R10 At the time I remember seeing a tweet saying "he arrived at the con the same time as me. . . " Implication being it's just some random con goer. But I obviously have no actual idea.

BTW, for everyone that guessed The Ho was in Italy, take a bow!

R10 she worked at the convention apparently, the translator

Italy! Did she go with imagine dragon? Oh good glad that lady is not his new gf because what would these threads be without talking about how we all hate his dream girl JH.

R13 dragon guy is apparently on a road trip with his daughter

R13 Hey, at least she would apparently be a normal girl. And I will HAPPILY take a good, solid, NORMAL girl over *every* potential fake, superficial, dumb, self obsessed, privileged, young LA fucking BIMBO that are likely a dime a dozen on Raya *every* *damn* *time*.

Then again, Ben Barnes clearly doesn't go for intelligent, classy, humble, respectable, wise, accomplished Normal Girls that would be able to knock some damn *sense* into him, so these threads will obviously continue forever. C'est la vie!

BB’s pal Rob posted a story from Frozen in London, and when I saw it I wondered if BB was with him. A front of house person from the show recently tweeted that she saw him, so seems they were indeed both there singing their little hearts out.

And that's why we had 10+ years of "Ben Barnes is GAY!!" speculation on this board, R16.

(Can you link individual tiktoks?? Possibly not..) Anyway, talking about the (currently) most recent one with Cal drinking. . . can anyone understand all of what Ben is saying? I'm only getting part of it but now I'm curious what he's talking about! (plus am I the only one who notices how his "candid" voice changes slightly when he's not performing for a camera or fans?)

She’s right and she should say it

I love this song

She’s so much funnier as a hater 🤣

So she flew to Rome. This is in the area. I suspect she will go to Capri or Sardinia later. Or another cruise. Bless her little heart.

R21 she probably overweight to think it’s okay to call someone a bag of bones

R20 And he's apparently living on the wild side today! Think Netflix told him posting is in his contract? And that they don't hire pussies and he may NOT turn off the comments?

R24 the first season was so painful to watch with the bad acting. Definitely not going to watch the second one

Ben follows this blog and et makes sense why he feels identify with this particular quote.

Now she stands with the women of Iran.

R27 Just further proof we're dealing with extremely privileged rich white people that reality never touches. Those protests have been going on for over a week, but just yesterday, Ben finally heard about them. And mentioned The New York Times to "highlight" it. What, was the Choose Love charity not covering it earlier???

*rolls eyes*

Some Hollywood elite type just touched on the death of that woman and is urging Hollywood types to chime in so that is probably why JH and Ben are just now speaking on it. Also with Disney and that marvel show clearly being centered around the Middle East we all know Hollywood is trying to tap into that market and get some billionaire blood money. It is all performative. JH doesn’t care about anyone but herself and will be posting the next selfie in 24 hours about her next vacation. She is disgusting and so is her sad, old man booty call.

You would think JH who has a bigger platform than Ben could use it to actually educate on what is happening in Iran right now. Here is the black square once again. What does that do for anyone? JH you are paying attention to world events ok? Doesn’t make you a good person.

What's the old expression? A week late and no actual fucks given short. . . something like that..

This is another one for JH and BB being performative activists at best but R29 is right. Hollywood got interested in standing with Iranian women over the weekend. The head Hollywood feminist Jessica Chastain posted only couple of hours ago. Don't know who exactly "cared" first but they all woke up a week too late. They are all so fake it makes me sick. Ben used to say he is above that mindset. Now look at him.

Yikes I want to unsee her labia!

R33 Me too! … as well as those horrible squishy puckered-up inflatables she calls lips. She’s such a trashy bitch, yekkk.

I don’t have Instagram because I was banned, is she going full only fans?

She is wearing nude underwear kinda workout wear and jumps on top of a box and soreads it close up

She is the only hiker with red lipstick. And she clearly pays a fortune for what can be had without selfcare mumbojumbo

R23 Idk about her but I’m not overweight and I find extremely ok seeing her calling him bag of bones <3

He’s back with his fake activism, it’s time to bully tag :)

Oh this is gold

R40 Well there's very obviously a HUGE appetite for incest drama right now, so maybe she should test the waters and try it out. Just think of the publicity she could generate for herself! No one would be able to turn away!!!

(would you put it past her?)

Look whose over inflated lips have turned up in London!

And is hanging out with her favourite NYC guy Tyler rather than BB? Tyler seems to have arrived a couple of days ago and looks like she met up with him right away - as well as hanging out with his friend John Philip and Anastasios, who’ve been attached at the hip since they got to the UK 3-4 days ago. These stories were originally posted over 24 hrs ago.

Then we have another outing for just Ho and Tyler with more friends last night.

TBH those guys look like much more fun than sipping herbal tea and watching "Paddington II" or "Back to the Future" (AGAIN?!?) at the Barnes' residence and going to the boxing gym.

Tyler’s pal John Philip now seems to be hanging with just Anastasios tonight - while Tyler and Ho are where? She’s not posted one thing about being in London so far.. lmao maybe no booty call for Benny this time? Tbh we don’t even know if BB is still in London. Maybe he did what he did last October and flew out as she was flying in!

So The Ho is in London since at least yesterday? Her pumped up red lips were saying that she was still in Italy yesterday and had one more hike to do.

R46 But as per usual these people play with their apparent timelines to hide what they're really doing or where they really are.

And R42. . . my hero. Cheers.

R47 You’re welcome 😁

R46 Judging by the stories, since at least the 26th… the timeline of the stories seems to be 26th (Ho, John and Tyler) .. 27th (Ho and Tyler alone) .. today .. no sign of Ho and Tyler just JP and A!

So yeah, as some of us I’m sure suspected, her hiking posts were all BS.

But when I told she was going to meed BB’s parents I got scolded 🤷🏻‍♀️ If she’s silent, she’s meeting Ben for sure. I don’t know why people get so defensive over this. Whenever she booty calls, Ben will answer 😂

R49 In between hanging out with her best boy Tyler? He’s always in the mix somewhere…. why does everyone always ignore that? She’s gone quiet when she’s hung out with him before… didn’t post pix of her hanging all over him at the Tony’s for instance.

Isn’t tyler gay? I mean, if they’re fuck buddies that could mean he’s bi but I see him as her gay best friend

R51 No direct evidence either way but yeah I did think bi tbh *shrugs*

And could you imagine if Ho did Meet The Parents? I’d lay money down they saw that very classy FWB article on Twitter or wherever about how her No 1 son is a mere booty call. How would that convo go between Ben’s protective Jewish Mama and the Fairy Ho! Easy Virtue on speed.

R53 It's obviously been a while, but didn't Ben say that his Easy Virtue character was the most like the real him that he'd ever played, or am I misremembering?

No but wait, Ben's family and friends fully support every single thing he does and defend him to the death, remember? So there obviously can't be Any. Problem. Whatsoever. with that article! It's the best thing ever and congratulations are in store!!!

The way the dots keep connecting because why would she be in London right now? And why will he attend a convention in NYC when she’s back to NY? But I love the idea of both of them scared to show up together again, bully works :)

R55 Bullying*

Hot take: I think people give Ben Barnes’ parents too much credit. You can still be dumb with a diploma and Ben being awful the way he is that’s how he was raised. Both his parents are probably a tool like he is

R56 THANK YOU. More and more I think that Ben's parents waffled between raising him as an entitled golden #1 son and/or a psychiatry experiment.

Well someone tried to get the ‘Ho’ing Going On In London’ news onto Twitter but it’s been swamped by the “Emilia Clarke has no clue how to make a finger heart” photos and BB showing her how to do so. Firstly, that’s disappointing and secondly, what planet has Clarke been on? And also.. her face lmao!

Am I the only person who hates Emilia Clarke? She and BB are both recipients of British Benefit of the Doubt -- people trust that being white and British means that you must be a good actor despite all evidence to the contrary.

R59 Unlike most of the rest of the world I didn’t watch GoT so I had no idea who she was. She looks like a Hobbit to me though. Especially with those facial expression she’s wearing.

Also.. Ho still trying to pretend she’s hiking in Italy. We see you, darling… we know you ain’t there now!!

R58 Well it may technically have gotten swamped, but I can assure you, it was still definitely widely seen. Just as one example, his culling of IG followers has still been continuing, but the drop had slowed way down after the S&B teaser came out last weekend. But no more as he just lost 500 followers *over* *night* after that tweet was put up.. That's the fastest drop since his post-birthday dating news dropped. The tweet was seen. ;)

R60 I saw someone on Twitter caption Emilia's Stank Face pic with "She can just smell the racism on Ben" lol.. Never living it down..

BTW, just for the record in case it's indicative of anything at all. . . this post is from Monday afternoonish. Ben had been on IG Monday morningish liking a few fan tagged pics. This post sat unliked by Ben until *Tuesday* eveningish (he also liked a couple other tagged posts that evening). So apparently, Ben didn't check his tags from Monday morning till Tuesday evening. When I first noticed this, I initially wondered if it could mean Ben had been traveling (back to LA???) on Tuesday. But now, (given the accounting in R48) since The Ho has been in London since at least Monday, I'm wondering if his absence from IG during that time was indicative of something else.. *shrug*

R58 Another heroic attempt to bring it to Twitter…. well done whoever that was 👍

BTW, apparently Anastasios remained in London, but Tyler and John have moved on to Paris to meet up with another woman (who doesn't follow The Ho. . . yet??).

Question for R48.. I didn't see anything happen "live" so I'd ask how did you come to the conclusions that The Ho has been there for days, and also that she was hanging with Tyler exclusively for the later days. Cause now the two appear to have separated, so the option that she went to London "with/for Tyler" seems much less likely now.

Maybe that's the reason she looked so unhappy in those pics. She had to interrupt her real purpose in London to hang with Tyler for a day?

I HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO COMMENT FOR LIKE 10 THREADS (because I sure as shit am not paying to badmouth this man) AND I HAVE MISSED YOU ALL.

I have also missed this shit show - but W H E W have I been following along.

JH looks like a completely different person and it is NOT an improvement but Ben's experiment with whatever the fuck that was with the duck lips picture was also very bad so they're on the same page. Ben is an idiot for allowing himself to be / going along with being / choosing to be manipulated like this just for some basic ass boring sex with this bimbo. Imagine her voice in the dark. I would run screaming for the exit.

The WAY he has the crappiest team representing him, too - I thought it would get better once things started up again after the pandemic, but NOPE. He's done what, S&B2, a t mobile commercial, one episode of the GDT show and a yet-to-be-announced-how-major part in the critic since 2019? That's pathetic when you look at other actors like Jon Bernthal and Pedro Pascal and even Boyd Holbrook who have all kept themselves very booked and busy with an assortment of different things during and after the pandemic. For someone that says they'll only take lead roles, Ben should really start rethinking his choices if he's going to earn enough money to keep up with his botox beauty's spending and travel habits and keep the fangirls intrigued.

and he's not gonna do that attending conventions and charging $70 for photos and autographs but not booking any new work. (never fear, though, he's always going to have at least *one* special fan that will defend him no matter what)

I know we all did this THREADS AND THREADS AGO, but I'm also extremely disappointed and sad about the time and effort I wasted supporting this dormat of a man for so many years. If only I'd known.

again, I miss you all. hopefully I'll be able to comment again soon

R63 Working out her European timeline for the past 2 weeks wasn’t difficult. Her entire Italy retreat schedule is up on The Ranch Malibu website. They have an 8 day/7 night program thru the end of Nov (Sun-Sun). She posted from the airport in NYC on Friday, Sept 16. Flew to Rome. The retreat she went on with her friend lasted from Sunday, Sept 18 to Sunday, Sept 25 and transportation was provided back to Rome Airport on the morning of Sept 25, again as per their website.

She was next seen spending an afternoon/evening in London with Tyler and John on what I believe to be Monday, Sept 26 judging by the timing of when the The Painting Room story was posted by John's friend.

The 2nd post of her and Tyler alone with friends at dinner was posted the morning of Sept 28, but was taken the night before since the text mentions wanting the restaurant to stay open an extra hour. Tyler and Ho are also wearing different outfits in that picture.

But you are right.. *shrugs*… as of Wednesday, Sept 28, John and Tyler seemed to have moved on to Paris. Where Ben is, and where Ho is now, I don't know.

R65 A perfect recounting, thank you dear :)

But get your eye bleach ready, and trigger warning and all that jazz. . . but did she really post pictures of her taking a piss on the side of a mountain, or do my unbleached eyes deceive me? Firstly, why would your friend take a pic of you doing that? But more importantly, WHY WOULD YOU POST THOSE PICTURES TO THE INTERNET?!?!? Obviously if you gotta go you gotta go, but did Instagram really need to see you pulling down your pants and peeing? *Literally* ANYTHING for attention?!? WTAF..

At least Ben lost another 500 followers since yesterday. Doesn't cleanse as well as bleach, but it's something.

R66 Dear god above 🙄 I think you’re right!

R65 Not sure, but maybe a potential clue? She claims when she woke up, the time stamps are 8amish and 9amish, and she was posting Italy pics over nine hours ago. That posting was approx 1:30am LA time, 9:30am London time. The latter fits with the time stamp on the text with Abigail. Though where is Abigail, considering she's texting back and off to drinks (hopefully) on European time? Actually in Champagne?

*shrug*

R66, it's too bad she didn't post pictures of Ben taking a piss.

Well well… our Fake Fairy Queen’s inflatable lips have indeed floated her over to Paris!!!

Of course we don’t know when, but given her propensity for posting late, it could be anytime between Wednesday and Friday….

R70 And in fact, looking at that story she posted where we got some lovely close ups of them cushions of hers, they look even bigger if that’s possible.

Maybe she hung back in London to get another quick filler job before moving on to Paris!

So I’m confused.

If JH went to Italy to hike, then met up with Tyler and his boyfriend???? in London, then they went to Paris and she maybe we don’t know stayed to have a booty call with her buddy Ben, then went to Paris, or went to Paris around the same time as Tyler and we are just now hearing about it, and her and Benny boy are not friends with benefits or a couple. (Granted Benny could be in Paris with her right now we don’t know) Then why did Ben when he did that podcast just say they are not romantically involved in a serious way?

He says the truth will come to light then why didn’t he just say the truth? Is it because JH orchestrated a whole media campaign around them being a couple for PR and that blew up? Then she threw him under the bus as being her fuck buddy she calls whenever she needs someone. He is more than willing to be there for her whenever (meaning he will fly to a different country to hook up???) while she does whatever she wants.

She embarrassed him, he is loosing so many followers on his socials (the one currency JH was probably promising him in this whole PR set up), she is just traveling having almost every moment documented for all time on socials. What does Benny boy have now? Shame, embarrassment, a dying career, cons where he is playing childrens game with children for money? The past two years especially have made no sense in what he is even doing. These moves business and personally seem to be mistake, after mistake, after mistake.

It looks like JH has been playing him for years and he is so stupid he can’t even see it.

I’m here for her playing him like a toy and I hope she gets serious with that imagine dragons dude lol

R70 Well given the current story she posted from her MUA whose bio says she's there for Paris fashion week, and given The Ho's three looks in three hours post, it actually seems reasonable that she left London yesterday and started in Paris today. Also, there is NO way Ben went with her. Could you even imagine him attempting to dress for Paris FW?!? LMFAO!!!! She'd be mortifyingly embarrassed of him!

But I fucking love how she always has to post every sexy outfit she wears when she and Ben are apart. Lest he miss out on how sexy she looks. Remember all the OOTD posts from POTUS? But did she get confused this morning and think she was on FaceTime instead of IG? Can Ben not handle not waking up next to her so she had to post her repeated good mornings with the multiple kisses and reassure him she's only going to be there a short time and would be back with him soon?

I don't know if that makes him a toy, but it does make him look absolutely pathetic.

OK, so what kind of wild and wacky shit is going on with IG followers? As per R61, the post about her being in London went up Wed night. Within 12 hours (Thurs), he lost 500 followers after the culling had slowed down. By the next day (Friday, but at least it was 24 hrs this time!) he had lost another 500 followers. He finally got around to posting the CoC trailer at his dinner time Friday night (but he did Twitter immediately hours earlier? He's weird..). An hour after that, he had gained 700ish followers (I guess that can reasonably make sense). But then by several hours after that gain, he had lost over half the 700 he had just gained. But then another several hours after that new drop, he gained another 800ish. And now, Saturday afternoon, the number is exactly the same (+/-3) as it was last night after the 800ish increase.

WTF.. Those are whiplash inducing major swings. Did he resort to buying hundreds of followers again to prop up his promo and stop the culling? Or is that wacky pattern toooooottttallllyyyy normal? I mean, the post itself has only 300thousand likes and under 1000 comments. Does that make sense for those numbers? Also keep in mind, the S&B teaser release didn't *net* gain him followers. If anything, it only slowed the loss down, it didn't reverse it.

Did a stylist really choose the outfits? Because none of them looks good or fit her

Stephanie is so weird for this. I get the photoshoot was a “job” but Bella Hadid was still a minor and minors can’t consent. Ben was 32 calling the photoshoot romantic and he was obsessed with her, liking every single post on ig until he realized she wouldn’t follow him back.

Julianne Hough never looked uglier, she’s 34 but looks 44. Also she has to make all these reels because nobody will promote her, nobody cares.

I’m 100% sure they were together, probably at his parent’s house since they’re all losers and she was radio silent.

I don’t think they are together. I think he got played.

She posts sexy for the sugar daddies because she is an attention whore who really has nothing to offer than her plastic surgery face and her insecurities. Oh and she wants to be the guru remember and have people praise her always. The thing Ben says about the people he has surrounding him. So sad she is so transparent, we all see the grift. She holds not authenticity.

I thought for a second maybe Tyler and the boyfriend and her had a thruple happening. Someone is definitely sleeping with someone in that dynamic. I think she loves having Tyler throw it in Ben’s face she was in London drinking martinis and having fun. This is her game. Jealousy and making you feel like you are missing out. It’s called manipulation friends.

The thing is if she had true emotional maturity and any type of real intellect she would know securing a high valuable man is not through these tactics. She has no idea, I think the swing on his insta is either all the bots he bought are now deactivating because that is what happens and then he is trying to buy more so it is not obvious he bought bots as followers to begin with. Since him and JH didn’t work out and she threw him away, probably the same way he has done to many woman, she can’t help him. So it’s chaos just like his life.

I say trolls bring the truth to the world. Let the people know. Hack his account and take away all the bots. Let’s see the real numbers. As Ben said the truth will come to light. So Benny can’t wait for the truth buddy, have a feeling it won’t work out well for you. He brought this all on himself, let it burn baby.

R79 Nah she was at the cosmetic doctor’s surgery getting her lips refilled again….LMFAO

R77 how does that making okay that the parents were aware of it? They literally allowed her to have plastic surgery at 14 they definitely don’t care about their daughter wellbeing

R77 R82 I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.. her parents and the photographer are the main ones here in the blame game.

I have never liked that photoshoot but as Lesa Moore said, she’d set that up when Hadid was 16 and it continued through to age 17. It took place in her parents’ house, yeah those two who let her get a nose job at 14. They were and still are wannabe Kardashians with both their daughters. The photographer set up an erotic photoshoot under the guise of ‘art’ with a 17yo ffs.

He took the job… sincerely wish he hadn’t but it’s done. Call him an idiot or whatever but I don’t think making allegations about him being a paedophile is in any way justified.

R76 I don't know what you're talking about.. It's obviously the latest trend for models to continue to need to be emaciatedly skinny because they need to look sexy hidden underneath all the ridiculously oversized pants and jackets and coats and everything else. Ya know, trendy.

R77 Everyone knows that having your parents consent to having a man twice your 16yo daughter's age get intimate with her for the camera is above reproach. Or is it only Ben that's above reproach? Wait. . . . And I didn't see the quote myself, but others have mentioned that Bella said later in life that she regretted being sexualized as a minor or something like that. And maybe that's why ADULTS *should* know better and treat them accordingly. Like accepting that there are developmental reasons they CANNOT consent. But hey, who cares about the potential trauma of a kid when there's sexy photos to frame in your house and make money with after all..

R79 But think about how weird their apparent "relationship" is. If she indeed did go to London for him, how much time did she actually spend with him? As opposed to her other friends? And if she wanted to see those other friends when they were in town. did she not even invite Ben or did he refuse to go? And now she's already off again? Is she going to celebrate with Abigail after Paris like she said or go back to London? I mean, *if* their relationship is in fact only an occasional FWB when you need to take the edge off then they make sense. But if they are actually properly dating like they claimed. . . whoo boy celebrities are not like us.

R80 I would disagree about the deactivating bots theory only because you can otherwise see the causes of the fluctuations in greater context. He reached his peak for his birthday when it shot up. Makes sense. Two days later, the dating article came out and the numbers started *plummeting*. Makes sense. They continued going down down down every day since until the S&B teaser when the drop slowed but still continued until The Ho being in London caused it to plummet again. Until yesterday. There's explanations for each drop there, and if it was bots deactivating after "their contract" was up it should have happened all at once, no?

R83 Meant to say, the fact that it took place at her parents’ house meant either they or she or both consented.

R84 Totally agree with the Hadid comments. They or she consented at the time and shouldn’t have. Hollywood is just filled with pond life swimming around in that shiny glam cesspool.

R83 It’s still gross that a 32 year old man was putting his hands on a minor, being a work or not, her parents giving permission or not. This whole photoshoot was predatory and he was a huge part on it since he was the one doing the gross part

R87 No, I don’t like that photoshoot …. definitely don’t. But it’s a photoshoot - he’s a paedo cos he took a job on an already established set of photo sessions? That was no doubt pitched as artsy, tasteful and erotic? Wish he hadn’t tbh but Barnes got taken on for Swan Sitting Four.

Have a look at this image from Moore’s own website… this is Hadid in Swan Sitting One… so she was age 16 at the time.

Who’s the predator?

Found her bestie… again!

R88 So you just confirmed my statement, tho whole photoshoot was predatory. Ben had also an obsession with young women (Tamsin, Rayana…), doing that photoshoot never crossed his mind as problematic because we know why

I have to admit that I love Julianne Hough for being the reason his immaculate, serious, profound guy image got destroyed and now he’s got racism and pedo allegations attached to his name

R90 Moore is an ex model… if anyone should be looking not to exploit young women, it’s her. And Ben Barnes likes younger women… yes he does in common with a lot men, but labelling him a paedophile is not justified. You’re entitled to disagree ofc - that’s your prerogative but please see the meaning of the word (from the UK government website):

“Paedophilia relates to a specific disorder where there is a preference for sexual activity with a prepubescent child or children.”

We're quibbling over semantics here. We can think he's sketchy, vile, and unsavoury without thinking he's a literal pedo. Who cares? The shoot was tacky.

R92 so he’s been giving ephebophilia then which is still predatory and still gross of him. Ben isn’t innocent on the photoshoot situation, the UK government agreeing or not. As a matter of fact the UK government had a lot to worry about since a certain royalty who’s a predator still runs free

R90 Exactly, it's the context for me, not that I literally think he's a pedo. "What officer, she looked 18!!" Ben is ALWAYS going after and/or schmoozing with much younger women. Yes, as far as anyone knows, all his girlfriends were perfectly legal, even if they were much younger. Just me personally, but after I hit. . .25??. . . I found people that young unattractive. Not because they're literally physically unattractive, but because they looked so young, and what's still attractive about someone that immature? But of course, I'm not normal, and everyone knows what men like Ben are attracted to in women that young. His spidey sense maybe doesn't go off at all around young women, legal or not. Instead, given his relationship history, maybe he even goes "I'm going to enjoy this as much as I'm able," who knows. And that's the larger context for me about why he's problematic for this photoshoot, not necessarily responsible.

It’s really weird how some people will defend Ben on doing a romantic photoshoot with a minor showing her body in that manner while he was all over her. It says a lot I might say.

R95 Exactly! He was totally ok with that photoshoot and not for a second he thought it was weird. He went ahead and called the photoshoot romantic. Tamsin was legal but she was still a teenager when they dated and he was 26, Rayana was fresh in her early 20s and he was what? 35, 36? There’s a pattern and we all know how Hollyweird works its predatory way. I didn’t say he was responsible for the photoshoot but he participated, he said YES.

R89 And still hilarious that she's still perfectly happy to take pics and post her real friends, or repost their pics of her, as long as there's NO CHANCE what/where she's doing can be linked back to Ben. Ya know, her real friends let her live her normal life and do her normal things. Unlike her fuckbuddy/boyfriend. But apparently her real friends aren't ashamed of her.. oops..

R91 Looooooooooollll! Yes, all hail her utterly, contagiously toxic ass as the gift that just keeps on fucking giving!!

In a photo shoot things are fluid. Bella would not have dared to say stop but Ben could have asked not to take it that far. He is just acting all the time, I think it is too explicit for having been done with a minor. He played along with the photographer and her rapacious parents,

R76 R89 The outfits are dreadful!

And look, all dressed up and nowhere to go… except a self manufactured pap walk showcasing her three OOTD’S 🙄 unlike her pal Nina who was actually hanging out with some famous faces at a show.

She looks like a Yeti in that get up she wore to meet up with Tyler and pals.

R100 OK, a fur coat is pretty normal for a woman and I feel like they're usually a bit oversized cause maybe it ups the status value. Look how much fur you can afford type thing. Whatever. But what. The fuck. Are those *pants*. And those. . . shoes?!?!? WHAT IS SHE WEARING?!?!? My eyes..

Is that a real fur coat? Certainly not by Patagonka.

R102 Would she be so controversial as to wear real fur? Oh well let’s see.. uses private jets and helicopters, covid travelled throughout lockdown.. yeah she would. Details not on her style page yet (the one who always seems to have the brand and piece of absolutely everything she wears right after she’s pap walked, so she’s forgotten to update them obviously).

And a pap pic of her heading out for her night out with another pal (on her stories). Wow bright light, no filters, not good.

R103 (lol, they credited Backgrid!) How about this one.. Is that a filter? Cause her face *literally* looks like a mannequin. Is plastic supposed to be attractive? (dammit I just started singing the Barbie Girl song again..)

R104 She definitely does.. just so plastic. All to hang out with a designer I’ve never heard of (same as NYC) and to prance around in the street in clothes she didn’t even wear to events. Oh apart from one for that lunch with her buds. Then another two outfits… one to wear to the show and one for her night out with her pal. She is so desperate for attention it’s truly pathetic.

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I find it interesting that after all the money she paid for friends to lovers story, then the oops just FWB, now there is zero mention, Charlie still gets a shout out but nothing for Ben. Has she moved on?

R106 « Parisian chic » as a French person, I feel offended

R108 I feel your pain (as a fellow European altho our politicians decided otherwise) and also due to the fact that my city just had to endure having her stay here for maybe 3/5 days.

R107 That is interesting. I really, truly hope that she dumped his ass, and not that he forbade her to ever publicly disclose their "love" again.

Cute blonde ?

R110 From your lips to God's ears my friend. Though I'm doubtful. My spidey senses (at least at this moment in time) are thinking they're legit casual FWB.

R111 No idea obviously, but he was spotted in Covent Garden the previous week, not this past one (when The Ho was there), so this spotting may be a week old. Plus, who would describe The Ho as "cute?" When does she ever dress or look "cute?" Though, Covent Garden and Marylebone (where she drank her way through the night with Tyler) are practically next to each other. Ehh, who knows..

R112 Hey it’s DM, with no pic, and no name for the “cute blonde”. (Totally agree… she is definitely not cute!) And didn’t someone say recently somewhere they thought he was much shorter than expected?? I’ve seen him irl and at 6 foot tall he can’t definitely can’t be described as short. Nah, sorry, I think this is classic shit stirring, lmfao.

R113 yeah I find the shorter than expected a bit weird because that man is tall

R113 *definitely can’t be described* oops

R115 Yeah I definitely saw that comment somewhere else recently .. funny how it suddenly pops up on DM too!

R113 Oh and one more thing… Jessie is blonde now too LMFAO!!!!

R177 can she be called cute though ?

Also, he's been London much longer than I was expecting and seems to be spending more and more time there. Could he still be on Raya? Has anyone heard anything recently? I wonder if he is looking to try to get his career going again away from LA?

R118 I would totally define Jessie as "cute"

R118 R119 JML could definitely be described as cute… whereas Ho is now just a blahhh cookie cutter Hollywood type.

R116 It was from the Paris con. The person provided pictures with context of other people and surroundings and commented that Ben was shorter than she expected. But she was also commenting that Cal was massive, so that may have thrown her off! (and truthfully in the pics she provided, she wasn't lying, they did make him look shorter than you would expect, but ya know.. pictures.. *shrug*)

R118 Yes. Jessie could definitely be described as cute. (First of all, at least she's young enough. The Ho? Not even close..)

R119 *Literally* speaking. Has he spent more than three weeks in his LA home in this *entire* *year*. There are no signs he's working in London. Did he just go home to lick his wounds after The Ho destroyed his reputation AGAIN?!?

You know who has been suspiciously quiet on the instagram, is Tyler. For a man who has provided us with so much, nothing from London and Paris. What is he trying to hide? then again, I don't check daily, just seems like odd behaviour compared to this summer.

I cannot believe you think it’s JML and not JH 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jessie wouldn’t hang out alone with Ben, she only does that with Amita. Julianne was in London and didn’t post a thing about it. It’s so funny the way all of you are in denial when it’s crystal clear 😂😂😂

I find it interesting that all fan sightings stopped after he went to see Frozen with Rob on Sept 23, except for this DM spotting. No one else in London knows who he is all of a sudden?

R124. Nothing is crystal clear. That's the whole point. This is all speculation. You're missing half the fun being so determined to link him to someone he could very well not be with.

It’s deuxmoi, unless they have a picture it could be fake. Or it’s JH or JML or another blonde girl ho knows, we all just speculate

Tears are rolling down my face because you all refuse to believe it was her 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Remember, prior to London, they did almost spend a week both in and around the LA area at the same time and there was zero evidence of them meeting up. To me it looks like she had time to kill between Italy and Paris and Tyler was in London (whatever their relationship is). She just so classy.

R126 I think you still love him and your heart is hoping he’s not with her 🤣

R128 we are doubting because the woman was called cute

R128 We get it, we do.. you’re absolutely convinced they’re surgically attached at the hip but hey, some of us are not so convinced. You can laugh all you like, darling… go on, have fun, enjoy!!! That’s what we’re all doing here ffs… to throw spaghetti at the wall and se what sticks. Sometimes we’re right, sometimes we’re wrong - shrugs - but you leave no room for discussion. Fine by us.. just don’t tell us what to think, thanks ever so.

R132 Actually, that's the best part. Except for NYC for her show close/his birthday, they're very obviously and glaringly NOT attached at the hip. But then again, NYC was when they were Officially Dating, so that makes perfect sense. Neither one of them is working right now (well, maybe you could consider The Ho at Fashion Weeks and literally constantly calling the paps to photo her as working for her, but prior to yesterday?). Both of them are on vacation right now. Separately. So after NYC they've spent exactly how much time together??? These are not Officially Dating Couple moves. These are hooking up moves. Even if they were spending time together for a day in Covent Garden, I'll repeat the question. . . since NYC, how much time have they spent together verses spent apart, when neither one of them had any obligations that FORCED them apart.

Could that be to throw everyone off the scent AGAIN cause BOTH of them have no problem playing these games with fans, and being lulled into a FALSE sense of security AGAIN will hopefully get Ben back in his fan's good graces? 100%, yes. It absolutely could be. Or it could be a legit sign of something else.

(Love the spaghetti reference.. so perfect!)

R133 Exactly what we’re here for… theories, speculation and downright gossip! 👍

it’s scary how ben tamed you to believe he’s always innocent when he’s just a man getting free pvssy from a woman he loves whenever she calls 🤭

it’s so obvious to me the cute blonde is her and all of you are believing ben would be with anyone else when nobody wants to be with him to begin with lol

R135 oh so you don’t understand anything that we’re saying ?

R136 i think you all are in denial or just playing dumb at this point

R137 so again you don’t understand anything we said

R137 We can think what we like, darling. We’re all adults and we can think for ourselves. You are welcome to believe what ever you wish… but do you see us telling you you’re dumb for thinking what you choose to believe? Nope… we’re just keeping open minds on the subject because frankly *no one* knows what’s going on in that toxic stew of a relationship outside of it.

Sadly R137, we're not the ones in denial. We're here to have fun. Like, I love the theory I just read the the cute blond could be Cal. No mention of gender, he's a very cute blond and he would make Ben look smaller in person.

Look a theory, which is fun to discuss.

R140 Ha ha that’d be amusing, yes! Definitely blond, taller and cute 😂

As a friend just commented, do we consider Jack to have brown hair, or could you say dirty blond? (Not that we have a recent pic of him to know for sure what color his hair currently is. but he is taller than Ben so might make him look smaller than you would think!) Also, do people consider The Ho's current hair color blond? Typically to me that requires more warm, golden tones and hers right now always looks a cooler ashen color, but I don't pretend to know if that has it's own name or still falls under the umbrella category of blond.

Late to the party.

Have any nudes leaked?

TIA.

R143 Not yet!

Is anyone will to place money if Ben will turn up tomorrow at the Grisha Gala in LA tomorrow? Kit had to back out, it is also the book launch for the one he just narrated. We have no idea where he is, so maybe he's returned. _shrug_

R145 Definitely a possibility as the tickets are sold out anyhow…..

R145 And could he have left London the same day she left for Paris? Both off to work! Eight hour difference, might want to get a head start "performing" in the new time zone..

Also, does anyone else remember.. wasn't there a book signing with Leigh during season 1 and Ben and Kit made a surprise visit? Something like that??

Now Venice. I am sure she takes a pedal boat to get to these places.

When is he suppose to be in NY? If she is in Venice than they won’t be there together? They really tried to make us believe they have been romantically linked with FaceTime everyday, him traveling the NY all the time to see her and now they spend like one day together. Low rent fuck buddy Ben has become. I’m sure Tyler gets more sexy time at this point.

I can’t imagine working for five months and then just having absolutely nothing to do. JH I guess is rich enough no wonder she just travels every second. She never is in one place. Even during a global pandemic she just didn’t care and went on like fifty vacations. Wonder if it has all hit Ben yet, or is he still thinking he is the shit because of all the cons. We all know this is not his future. I say three years from now who will be fangirling over Ben old as fuck and problematic Barnes.

R148 Well she's there for her friend's wedding. Does she have a plus one? Is that why Ben never said yes to going to the grisha gala today?!?

Ten dollars Tyler is her date.

R149 I think the nyc convention is this weekend

So her caption on her new post about her ideal partner, can we discuss.

She really loves to embarrass this man! After years and an entire album that she told everyone was about her, like she made it about her with those stories, he is not her ideal. I mean we all knew her face lift and new lips after POTUS closed that was not the action of someone in love. She has proven once again, in a very unwarranted way, she will not pick him. She had said this how many times since her divorce? So many fucking times!!

What is Benny doing? Is he being honest? Is he being authentic? No, he is hiding. Taking no action doesn’t absolve you. In fact it just makes people believe the rumors because what do they have? The rumors must be true then.

Letting her control the narrative, letting her control how his art is perceived, because the truth is not coming to light Benny boy. The “truth” is being constructed and sold by JH. With every pap walk, every tabloid article, every Deuxmoi sighting (we know she is writing them) it is all her.

Really I hope there is a normal, brilliant, woman who captures his heart and guides him away from all of this. In this narrative he is looking like a pathetic man, who is being played by a master manipulator. We have already seen all the loss, I hope he didn’t loose more personally as well. Perception is everything.

Lol that new post is bold talking about not just going on vacations, did she really called her « a contributor to humanity »?

How is she contributing to humanity? Wearing designer clothes and taking private jets and yachts? Am I missing something? Then goes into a rant about partnership? Why? Her Insta is not therapy? She gets that right.

R155 she’s contributing to climate change

R151 the bride does follow tyler

So hear me out, and lets have some fun. . . when talking about the fantasy ideal partner (read: HERSELF!!! Awwwwww..) she says "I booked my travels, classes, therapy, adventures and tickets to new forms of art I have yet to experience for ME to become my ideal partner!" So does that explain why she and Ben never do anything together? Cause she doesn't ever want to share any of he wonderful experiences with her non-ideal partner? Is that why they're never actually partners in anything outside of a quick fuck? Cause that's FUN. *grin*

R154 Yes she did! I spat my tea when I read that this morning. How f**king self aggrandising is that?!!

R151 R157 Tyler is there now!!! One of the friends they met up with in London last week posted a pic.

Okay, so she has two fuck buddies...one who she can be seen with, have fun with, travel with, party like a stripper with, etc., but who is a no one. And the other who is a washed up teen idol with little to no career development at this time, who hides her, runs aways and looks might pissed when photographed together, refuses to acknowledge any relationship with her other than longterm pals, but still have a little bit of a name and therefore a weeeee bit of clout (and I am being generous).

Jesus girl, please get yourself some self-respect.

Tyler is so gay. He is the classic gay bestie.

R161 Agreed. Sassy Gay Friend.

R145 so not going to turn up tonight in LA then.

So I get ten dollars then. I’m sure the boyfriend is with Tyler. I can still see him being bi. Those videos on his modeling website scream gay, but idk. She is investing a lot into a man she is not fucking so I think there might be an arrangement.

Is the wedding all weekend? Or do we think JH will rush back to NY to be with Benny while he is at NYCC. He is there is 6th and the 7th? Will he wait for her to show up like the pathetic loser he is? Can’t wait for her to post all the stories with the hot Italian man she is going to be fucking at this wedding so Ben can really see once again what she picks over him. She got those new lips for a reason friends, not just fashion week. Hope they use protection, I would not trust that puss.

A gay best friend is the perfect accessory to flaunt.

R165 JP is not in Venice according to the group pix I’ve seen so far. And he spent a lot of time with the Anastasios guy in London, in fact seemed to arrive there with him even before Tyler did (several JP & A only pix then Tyler and Ho appeared later) - shrugs - no idea what the dynamic is, I get a bi vibe from Tyler but who knows? I just thought it odd that one second Ho was tagging and posting up a storm with Tyler then she went silent.. while Tyler was still posting them together. When they went to those three events together for instance,

R166 Well keep in mind the Original April 2020 Pap Stroll/June 2020 tabloid article where "a source" revealed The Ho was using Ben to make Brooks jealous during the original rough patch in their marriage. (Don't worry though, she directly told Brooks there was nothing going on between them.. Though the source claimed that wasn't true!!! *vomit*)

Tyler is a better (and definitely younger!) looking man than Ben. He also projects Bi to me, not Gay, so therefore can potentially steal her heart away. So why exactly *WOULDN'T* The Ho be posting up a storm with him in order to make Ben jealous from afar? Especially since, by her own admission, that's her previous usual MO with her men. After all, *Tyler's* not afraid to be seen with her!

R167 Indeed! But not a sausage (pardon the pun) from Tyler when in London 🤔

Can anyone see what station that is? Was it Covent Garden?? *grin*

Tottenham, so yes very close to Covent Garden!! OMG Ben's cheating on the Ho with the cute blond Cal!!!! LOL

Finally no more mystery, the cute blonde was Cal !

So why did she remove the second picture in this post where she was facing away from the camera and reaching her arm back towards the photographer as if to ask that person to take her hand??? Are we supposed to wonder who took the picture?

R172 I thought that was just her doing her usual posing… or showing off all the no doubt expensive jewellery she’s wearing 🙄

DL: Where are the dick pics and alleged str8 sex videos?

So is she planning on fully domesticating and taking baking classes while in London then? Good little housewife lol..

So Tyler’s boyfriend is where? Tyler totally is her date although by looking at those boat pics i wouldn’t be surprised if ponytail guy was in line as well. The silver and red is so ugly for a Italian wedding in October. Also did no one tell her if she doesn’t know how to style bangs don’t get them. Without her glam team she is really looking tragic. I mean those hiking pics were not cute at all. Even the filters couldn’t save any of it. Not good Jules babe. Maybe stop spending so much money on clothes and bags and lip injections. We can see the money running out.

NY gays! Who is stalking and seducing our British friend while he is visiting? Would love some pics!

Who were the two men cuddling on the balcony yesterday? Wasn‘t Tyler one of them?

Anyway every picture I see of Tyler and his friends screams gay. Where is everybody‘s gaydar?

R176 This might be a personal favorite pic of mine so far. . . when your face has such an embarrassing amount of fillers in it that they give you a double chin.

(Also favorite description. . . she looks like a cross between Donatella Versace and Mickey Rourke..)

Now why on earth would you do this?? In a cocktail dress. Like… she could’ve totally *ripped* it. Then climbing into an actual well - as anyone who’s been to Venice will know, these are not just for show, they were working wells many moons ago. And down onto a base of what??… could’ve been flimsy plywood for all that stupid, stupid creature knew! She could’ve gone on her very own Journey to The Centre of the Earth. Hmmm that would’ve been tragic, wouldn’t it?

Just ask one of the venue staff to get it for you, you vapid airhead.

Did make me think of an old nursery rhyme tho… Ding Dong Bell, Pussy’s in the Well … lmfao.

R179 I’d ask for my money back.

There is a new article in the (whispers) D*ily Ma*l which obviously I won’t link to as it’ll be redacted… and it’s about this wedding. Aaron Paul’s wife is much more natural looking and much prettier than Ho… if she’s had anything done, it’s been minimal. What a difference when you compare the two.

There are just two pix of the Ho .. wandering around carrying a wine bottle. Will no one let you sit at their table, love? Awww, what a shame.

R180… they’ve added more!! If you want a good laugh, really do head over there …. I haven’t laughed so much for ages.

They comment on how she’s having a great time taking selfies!

The public comments…

“Julianne clattering around with a bottle glued to her hand when no one else has a drink...not a good look!"

“Julianna looks plastered!” (lol - Julianna)

LMFAO … you can take the girl out of the trailer park.. etc 😂

Oh the heartbreak for Benny Boy, once in the running for James Bond, at least used to get a mention, now, NOTHING. Has his association with that HO lead to Variety removing him from a long list? Sad.

R180 R181 Saved for posterity..

R182 That will definitely not be pleasing for him to read.

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We all know she called the paps for that daily mail article and fuck I tried to post it and got the redacted. There are a tons more pics of her in there.

Do you think BB decided to do NYCC so last minute because JH told him he wasn’t going to this wedding with her. So then in order to not look like a pathetic loser he took a hit on what he usually charges people for cons to show up at this one. No one knew he was going to NY until like what a week ago? She looks like a drunken mess in those pics. Clearly wasted when she is talking the bride and groom of course with her phone out because nothing is private with her. Even your most special moment, she will make it about herself.

Just going to come out and say I am conflicted as fuck about this post. On the one hand, I intimately identify with his autistic brain being militantly careful with Covid due to the morality of not even taking the slightest risk of hurting others. If that's true, I 110% support that.

But. Then he continues by purporting that his friends IN HIS BUBBLE took it just as deadly seriously. Is he claiming that he didn't literally live with Ben during this time? Was Ben not in his bubble? Because Ben Barnes did not take Covid and the necessary restrictions around it "deadly seriously." Not when he took international vacations. And not when he chose a woman that he finally managed to officially steal away after being obsessed for god only knows how fucking long that FLAGRANTLY flouted all the Covid rules cause they were beneath her privileged ass as his skank girlfriend.

So how am I supposed to not call bullshit here? Is it possible Rob in fact took it seriously? Yes. But it's bullshit to say that his friends did too. Not when there's documented proof all over the internet of the times certain friends very obviously didn't.

I (as well as most of the informal betting pool at Amazon Studios) used to think it was actually promising for Ben’s James Bond chances that he wasn’t one of the top favorites and was often left off these lists because of the historical and (rumored again) planned tendency to pick an actor for James Bond that is experienced but not super well known yet. However, this admission so early in the casting game limiting the playing field to someone in their 30s must be absolutely devastating for Ben on top of the attention that variety list received. Imagine being vocal about wanting a role your whole career and shaping your suave British actor endorsements deals to project a certain aspirational persona and thinking your big break is coming in your 40s because that’s when your trusted mentor said people would start finally taking you seriously and then the people in a position to influence this decision preemptively disqualify you because of your age lol ouch. I guess he still has that not looking his age things going for him….it worked for Alexa Demie

Lol I don’t know how this came up on my feed but I definitely see why Ben is never caught sliding into DMs like Adam Lavine when people like this are lurking in the parasocial fandom field

R185 Warned you you’d get redacted.. this is the new response to anything linking to them. Seems like someone in DL HQ really hates the D Ma*l and that’s why I didn’t post the link (R180). I don’t like their general content at all but they’re ok as a good source for celeb gossip. And pix. Still lmfao as her wasted ass. How very, very classy.

R186 Well, he did the same with the Marvel London con last year. He signed up one week beforehand. Then, if you remember, she flew into London while he was there… and he flew out the same day!

R189 I fear for people like that when they’re out in the real world, when they fall for that kind of BS online. But then if some celebs do actually indulge in DM’ing ‘normal’ people, I guess that fuels the fans’ desperate need to believe it’s the real deal when they see it in their messages - “He’s noticed ME” - sad, it really is.

R187 Yes, I noticed that comment about the people in his bubble. Made me wonder too.

R190 And what do I find right after talking about celebs and DM’s…. he’s really that desperate for people to see him being a ‘real cool DJ dude’??? 🙄 We should make sure he and Ho meet up once she gets back to LA… perfect couple.

I honestly don’t think I could sit in a room for more than ten minutes with Lewis. The ego is just out of control! Yeah how many actors in LA also want to be Calvin Harris. Like all of them! Can’t wait for the gossip story of Lewis got me pregnant after I slide into his DMs and now he won’t pay child support.

lol he'd have to have some sort of star power to have a gossip story about it. also he's very careful about hiding his private life - I've seen a few different people mention how he only hooks up with younger girls. the ones they shared were 19 and then a recently turned 21 year old all this year.

It’s definitely going to be amusing watching the press tour for the second season of S&B. Rather than papa Ben and his children it’s going to be papa Ben and his grownup costars some of who are already more booked and busy than him plus Lewis just flexing his ego talking about fight scenes while Ben tries to get deep about his latest villainous arch.

P.S. for anyone that pays attention to the wider S&B fandom did you see Calahan and Dani got MATCHING tattoos!? Imagine if Ben and Jessie did that I don’t think the fandom could cope

Did he. . . return to Twitter today to like a bunch of his old tweets? Was there a weird update and it's now playing with me? WTF?

R196 no it’s Twitter acting up

R197 Yup! I thought he was either drunk, on some weird ego trip or had done some more accidental tapping 😂

So Benny and Christian scored a couple of courtside tickets at a Knicks game in MSG last night…

Where is the Ho? Is he staying with her? Hate to say it but he looks good in those pics. Even though his personality sucks and he is a trash man even being associated with ms. plastic fantastic.

R200 Hopefully the Ho got even drunker at the wedding and did fall down the well lmfao.

Love that description of her btw.

Can’t wait for the NY pap walk JH has planned for the two of them this weekend for all the NYCC love to turn into fury and hate because all of these fans are literal children. I mean we already hate him over here so I guess we will all just continue.

Well, quite silent she is. On an intercontinental flight she might be. Reunited with Ben she will be. He is probably staying at her flat. Love it.

Just for the record, Tyler, John and Anastasios (and another guy who would surprise me if he was straight..) are back in London and nobody's tagging The Ho.. Hmmmmm..

I love that person already!

Can’t wait for their pap pics!

Ben Barnes being ignored by variety had me laughing my ass off! I know his whole personality trait revolves around his wishes on playing James Bond. He even acted mysterious all those years (until Julianne hough happened)! It’s like he doesn’t exist! The list had a lot of randoms and yet Ben wasn’t considered, remembered… nothing! What he deserves!

I bet Jh tried to convince ben to call the paps on them but he said no so she sent that deumoix blinde about them. If we didn’t get a pap walk in nyc we sure gonna get a deuxmoi blinde

There seems to be rumors about Ben being cast in Dune now that they are about to start the desert phase of production but they are probably just fancasts as usual.

Fancasts are smoking meth. In what universe is pasty-ass scrawny Ben a good Fremen?

Ben’s whole relevance is based on fancasts and roles he almost got 🤭

Well you knew it was coming.. Guess who appears to be in NYC!! What a surprise!!!

(though the crack about Leos in this girl's stories is particularly wonderful..)

R212 Like clockwork!!! Where is the “they’re not dating” crew right now because it’s getting ridiculous at this point. I’m start to think you all would get your s/o cheating in front of you and the discourse would be the same as you use to defend Ben

God those pants are horrendous! She buys a $4000 bag and pairs it with that outfit. I thought rich people were suppose to understand these basic things.

Also the bangs are not working. She doesn’t know how to style them, she looks old and the hair is frizzy.

Of course she scrambled home for Benny boy. He is probably staying at her place! I don’t think they are dating, but definitely fucking and using each other just like that article said. Whenever he is in NY or they are close they fuck, then she moves on. Remember she loves it that way. She loves being her perfect ideal partner for herself and using Benny and Benny just is ok with that after years of this arrangement. Pathetic! He is the only one willing to drop it all and come be with her. I don’t think she is capable of giving selflessly.

Well did everyone see her latest post with all the gushing 'Tyler is such a beautiful man' references? She's so sweet to just stir the pot for our entertainment!!

(R214 Not just the pants, those are the same "shoes" that she wore with her Yeti outfit in Paris!)

R216 Yeah and he helped her out of the well - oh Tyler why did you bother? And the ‘head on shoulder’ pic with the kiddie. How sweeeet.

Tyler is the gay bestie prototype if ever there was one

Idk I think he is bi and they be fucking. She has been loved up on Tyler for like half a year now. He spends more time with her than any boyfriend would, especially Benny. Still waiting for the pap walk she has set up for Benny. Crazy lady on Twitter calling out the bullies really needs to take her meds.

R218 I do get GBF vibes from her and Jedidiah watching the dancing vid she posted of them , but with Tyler? 🤔 rubbing that lil tush up and down against him in their clip? Not so much. And the “Have you ever seen a more beautiful man? Inside and out” comment in the pic after he (unfortunately) hauled her out of that well. I have no clue what’s going on with them but as you said, she certainly seems to spend a lot of time with him. Is he some kind of trust fund boy? - as he doesn’t seem to work (except for an aftershave ad recently)… just travels and parties and posts OOTD stories, just like her! Seems like a perfect match.

[quote] rubbing that lil tush up and down against him in their clip? Not so much. And the “Have you ever seen a more beautiful man? Inside and out”

This is all a reflection on JH's sexuality, not Tyler's. Straight white chicks love to sexualize and OTT flirt with gay men without the worry of anything actually happening. (And no, I don't believe her "I'm bi!" load of BS story.)

The dad style is just overwhelming at this point. He can’t hire a stylist to dress him in something at least cool before he goes and takes pictures with hundreds of people for days on end. Andrew Garfield clearly has a team. What is he doing?

JH is pretending she’s still in europe when she’s been in nyc for two days already 😂😂😂😂

She is with Ben and they think this game still works. Like we are all so stupid.

R220 on the flip side to this, is Ben SO touchy Feely with JML because she is actually bi and has maybe already set some boundaries with him that they are just very good friends with no potential for more from her so he doesn’t think the optics are the same as it would be with a straight female friend? Maybe JH has also pulled the bi card in one of their likely super deep conversations about how she just is not that into him beyond the occasional convenience fuck. Some of the clips of Ben and JML at the recent cons are a bit awkward but rather than getting romantic allegations out of it like the basic Darklinas it sort of feels like he’s projecting both his lack of romantic relationship and lack of offspring into a slightly too close older brother/GBF vibe and it’s weird

Now if we don’t get a single pap walk that will be the confirmation they’re together and I will just wait for a deuxmoi sighting

R224 Nah, Ben is so touchy feely with JML because as a man he thinks it's his God-given right to grope whomever. Add in that he knows every time he drapes himself all over her, it wins him undying fan loyalty that ideally translates into $$. I see it as 75% transactional, 25% he just enjoys groping young ladies.

(PS - Can someone spoil whether Ben's character dies in this season of S&B because I'll be SO HAPPY when I no longer have to hear about it.)

R226 It doesn't happen in the second book, so assuming they didn't combine the final two books. . . . But the man does nothing but cons now and likely in the future. We're never going to stop hearing about it.

Christ. Truth be told, I turned Anti-Fan on him more for his taking on that stupid fucking part than for any other single factor.

I'm sure JH's big gold sunshine necklace didn't escape DL's attention today. Anyone who is better at describing jewelry than I am want to try to ID it?

R229 Not sure because the center of the pendant looks different, but the chain and "rays" on the outside of it look identical. So *shrug*, here's what google finds..

Seems like something Ben would use his hard earned con man money on for his true sun summoner JH. Making up for that tacky $100 11:11 necklace

She’s been wearing that for a while now

Ok but did Ben untag himself from this post?

R233 Yes he did. Both of them. Same pic just posted at different times yesterday.

R234 what a chicken! 😂

So is she in NYC or still in Italy or WTF? I've lost track.

I believe the Rome pics are from last week because she was in the Rome area to hike and a hile friend is also seen

The timeline was Rome - hiking - Rome - wedding?

R238 NY Fashion Week - Rome - Hiking - Rome - London - Paris Fashion Weekend - Wedding - (unknown timeframe) - NYC. . . Did I forget anything?

Twitter people are back to mocking! Hooray!

R240 Well Ben actually bothered to post something for the first time in how long and pretty much by definition therefore gave the world something to mock. Almost criminal not to really..

So one of JH brother in law has brain cancer, hopefully everything will be okay for him, but they have the audacity to do a gofundme ? Isn’t the entire family rich? Isn’t she rich enough to give them money ?

Why does she feel this need to constantly be showing her ass in unflattering angels? Like that latest post leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination. Devoid of any class. This has been her thing for years, like those work out videos of her from behind, anyone remember those. If you ever wondered what her saggy tits look like wet and her giant ass well there you go. About five different settings and all her caressing her body like she is sexy but it’s not sexy. It’s just eh. Unremarkable in all ways. Ben we literally just all saw your girlfriend and the love of your life practically naked. He wonders why his career is dying?

So he won't untag himself from posts that simply show pics of him n' The Ho together, but he will now untag from posts every time those very same pics include the word LOVE emblazoned on them. Got it.

*chuckling*

R242 Well actually he removed two tags of the same picture just before that one was posted. I think he lost it among all the other tags. If he saw it, I'm pretty sure he would have removed it too. He really doesn't want any evidence of the two of them. Very sad actually.

Oops meant R244

R245 That is possible of course, but the "non -LOVE" picture was less than ten posts before so I'm not sure I personally buy that he just didn't see it, but who knows.

BTW, she's back in London and posting about it. So we can be sure Ben isn't there! *grin*

R247 My guess is that he is in LA at the moment; going by some timing of likes etc. But really who knows. Looked like he stayed in a hotel in NYC according to some girls who got pics out of his hotel.

Does anyone have any information on press days or red carpet for CoC? You'd think we'd be getting something soon as it does premier soon.

R245 the only sad thing about it it’s how we can’t bully their pap walks 😂

R248 Yeah the Occam's Razor SM clues say still NYC Monday morning and then LA Tuesday and Wednesday (didn't notice anything yesterday). But also, the clues also say he went to see Lizzie perform at The Troubadour last night too. *evil laugh* Would both of them give so many fake clues just to throw everyone off?! Muah ha haaaaaa!! ;)

Do Halloween specials with a *ginormous* cast and so many different stories get big press days? How do you choose which actors to promote?

R250 Lizzy's Troubadour performance was on Oct 7th - that video was just released today.

And she’s back in London

I think seh was not in NY. That pic from the niece could be from anywhere.

R251 That's my bad then, I didn't bother to check, just assumed a timeframe.

R253 The bookstore they were in is in NYC, and the caption she wrote said "Jules met her today." Obviously we can't be sure, but that's as close to evidence as you're going to find on the internet.

I like Tyler; you know he has all the tea.

Tyler! Join your people of the DL!

Aren’t those outfits in that new post of hers what she wore when she met up with Tyler in London before going to Italy for the wedding. Can we pull up all the old Imgur pics and compare. You know she didn’t post anything from they time but we were getting all the martini stories from her friends. I don’t think she is in London, I think all those are old. Maybe she is with Benny and trying to make us think she is in London.

R256 You're right. Her latest stories are from when she was in a London a little while ago. Who knows (honestly who cares) where she is at the moment. She's exhausting and disgusting.

R256 Yes all those stories are old, God only knows why she's bothering to post them now. However the girls she was with in London "yesterday" appeared to be new ones?

But if anyone needs a laugh. . . today is the one year anniversary of "Songs for You." Benny posted about it right on time. Within a half hour of him posting, he lost over 100 followers. It's now just shy of two hours after, and he's lost over 400 followers. It's almost like he shouldn't have reminded people that he put out an album????

Jules hough saying she had a bad day today when ben barnes just posted about songs for you’s anniversary hmm a little bit suspicious and funny when we all know the ep was for her

TBH we all had a bad day being reminded of that tripe. How would you feel if someone wrote a whole EP for you and then it turned out to be dreck?

Love that Ben is like look at my dream project that I did a year ago and JH is like well I still have to make this all about me so I’m going to talk about how I’m having a bad day and my feelings when I’m constantly traveling, wearing designer clothes costing at this $10,000 for her wardrobe this year, not working working in months. Like girl he clearly will have you and that is a small circle of people who will have you. We all know he is poor and she wants that billionaire lifestyle, even if it makes her a sad, out of touch, plastic surgery mess.

R261 i used to feel angry about jh stealing his moments but since he loves her more than anything it’s what he deserves

Rejoice. For Ben Barnes has added new Anniversary Merch to his store. His and hers matching sweat sets. The world is healing.

BTW, in case you were wondering.. Yes, it took a whole 12 hours, but you betcha he lost a full thousand followers after posting his happy anniversary to me drivel. Striking that being reminded of his music has the same effect on everyone as The Ho, no?

Brace yourselves. He's (We're???) about to lose his mind.

And I tried to figure out what he was yodeling. Honey Honey.

I still prefer the singing California Raisins advert version of that song to that.

Have Ben and Olivia Cooke ever been seen together?

Heard It Through The Grapevine…..!

That does it. I'm 110% Team JH. Ruin him, gurl!

R267 Not to my knowledge.. what sparked that question *intrigued*?

We're living in the fucking Upsidedown..

"You asked" for cheap sweatshop sweats??? Really? I sincerely doubt that.

Who asked?

Ah, the benefit of doing three fan conventions in a span of 6 weeks, ones ego has been inflated again after the hit it took during Pap/Blackface/Bottycall gate.

R274 Well his ego may have been re-inflated, but *clearly* his bank account wasn't!! And yes, his numbers are taking another hit after posting this. He's down thousands at this point and he only just posted this. Is that what his ego requires? To literally scare away all the potential fans that could support him in passing with how unabashedly *cringe* he is to leave behind ONLY the sycophants?

OH WAIT!! He is absolutely curating his fanbase so it ONLY consists of people who will defend him to the death and support every single thing he does no matter what. HE. WILL. NEVER. BE. QUESTIONED. OR. DISAPPROVED. OF. AGAIN!! You're absolutely correct R274, his ego obviously is reaching unsustainable levels.

That's it. All those admirers has been boosting him up with how he is the love of their lives, how he saved their lives, how he is the most amazing...blah blah blah, The man does not walk on water. I'm sure the lose of followers may bother him a bit, but he's still getting over 300K like which is probably enough to help take the sting of the loss.

And who in there right mind would ever wear a bright pink head to toe sweatsuit with his name on it outdoors?!?!

R276 Oh no dear, you don't wear it outdoors. You wear him to bed. Cause guuuurrrrrrrrrllllllll lemme tell you..

Just read on the website that shall not be linked to, that Darren Criss is a horrible guest at restaurants. Just thought I‘d share. #ShowMeYourFriends

Birds of a feather. You can tell by the selfies JH posts that she is not a good person. She is clearly vapid and insecure and any “sweetness” is her acting. I think she is a better actor than we thought. You can see the manipulative and mean girl side seep out of her, it’s there. She has been in Hollywood for so long, that doesn’t make you a good person. Just like Benny. Of course people paying for a picture or wanting a pic with you, you are going to be nice. They are a fan. Your livelihood comes from their support. It’s crazy that is took all this time for Benny to show his true colors. The truth always comes out doesn’t it.

Oh good God why the fuck is he so CRINGE?!? Could you imagine him being your dad? Could you imagine him being your husband? Always acting like this in public? WHY DOES HE DO THIS?!!?

Seriously, LA is not good for him. It just makes him worse. Suddenly he starts posting again. Somebody said it above, he needs more bullying.

#TaxTheRich

Ten dollars he bid on himself to make that number so high. JH is literally the only one with that kind of money right now as the world is struggling to go on a zoom date. For that amount of cash I want a plane ticket and three night stay with dinners included.

What a joke! He will honestly charge for everything because if you can charge people and make money just by being in the same room as them he will do it. You want five seconds with me and a fake hug, you have to pay $100. It’s all so sleazy.

It’s so gross how he just preys on these kids who will spend so much. He can’t just be an actor and earn his money, he has to swindle you as well.

Not to defend the Douchebag, but this is actually for a very good cause. A cause that is very near to his old agents heart Nick Harris. Who cares who's bidding as long as money is being raised for this foundation.

That being said, the money that is spend by the fangirls on conventions is truly gross! On top of having to travel and stay in these places, you have to take out a loan just to meet and hug the "man who saved my life". The moral grey area really bothers me.

[quote] The moral grey area really bothers me.

Me too. At least the sketchy types who hire celebs to come yachting can afford it.

Could he be more pathetic? We are the only ones who hate him and at this point there are five people over here. The threads have basically stopped because no one cares about him anymore. He lost it, his whole career. People have stopped following, his merch isn’t going to sell, and he will come to understand. The HBO/Netflix days of amazing projects are all in the past. He is now the old dude in the young adult book turned fantasy show with bad acting and writing, that is his category now. It’s done for him, time to wake up kid. He did this to himself.

Maybe it is just some guy from the event.

I see it now, seh wants to look like Meg Ryan.

I wonder if Cal is living with him now that Rob moved out

R285 to answer your question where've we all gone...this has become a Julianne Hough thread. And she does not interest me. So I got bored and moved on. I do sneak back for a peak every now and then, but the need to always discuss her has gotten just so boring.

When Benny Boy is back with his utterly jackass behavior, I'll swing around again.

Should we read into his IG going from ~This is my only account~ to ~This is the only account that represents me~

Did he finally get a social media manager and all these poor girlies are just screaming into the aether now cause he'll never see any of it anymore? Or is he saying only check me out here, pay no attention to what anyone says on Twitter, that's the bad place I don't go anymore.. Who can tell?

Well R289 I think we only analyze Julianne because it illustrates who HE is

Jules Hough: »I support my jewish friends and these gorgeous pumpkins.«

So Ben reposts a meme from an Israeli man about standing up to anti-semitism. But as per usual, that's all he does. Repost memes. Context free. Personal thoughts and views free. And his followers count plummeted four figures yet again. Is it because all those followers were Kanye fans? Is it because they didn't previously know he was Jewish and are anti-semitic themselves? Or is it now going around that Ben is a racist, bigoted anti-muslim zionist that doesn't believe Palestinians are human and deserving of human rights and freedom? Because everyone that pays any attention to anything at all knows that, unfortunately thanks to the VERY LOUD AND VOCAL fascist-adjacent ultra right wing government of Israel and evangelical christians of the world, believing that Palestinians are human automatically means that you're unequivocally anti-semitic. Cause that helps things. At least as much as it always helps when no dissenting opinions are allowed, only unconditional support and defense. (Where have I heard that before???) Is Ben actually an anti-muslim zionist? I don't know, has there ever been a pro-Palestinian meme he could have reposted? Or, better yet, has he ever said *anything* at all about this or any other issues whatsoever so people would already know the answer to that question? Has he ever showed he had ANY substance at all? Because when you don't ever say anything at all except when it affects you, the one time you do say a context free something can easily be misinterpreted. When you don't know anything, it's probably wiser to just not (never?) say anything at all. But avoiding constant own-goals requires effort and putting in the work to inform yourself about what horrors go on in the world, and why do that when you can just be happy and watch netflix all day? And so we get another notch in the belt of the unending saga of The Shameless Ignorance and Stupidity of Ben Barnes. *sigh* ~~end rant~~

[quote] Because when you don't ever say anything at all except when it affects you

Except this actually does affect him since his mother is Jewish (and according to Hitler, et al., that makes Ben just as Jewish and deserving of genocide) so you'd think that maybe for ONCE he could muster up some actual concern over this issue and speak to how it personally affects himself and his family and maybe reach a couple of people....

but nah...gonna repost memes. He's so sickening. Ball-less Barnes.

R294 Yes that's what I meant. Kanye's latest "antics" affect him personally this time so he's reposting a meme this time. (Plus why did it take him so long, had to wait for everyone else to call it unacceptable first??) All the previous antics and offensive comments against black people for instance didn't inspire him to post anything, why not? Not a cause worth speaking about for him (or most other people either, let me be clear)? Nah, apparently it's only when Kanye speaks about Ben's people that he eventually thinks a line has been crossed. That does NOT help the racism accusations he just went through and it could lead to anti-muslim accusations being added on top. The wonders of fly by night "activism." He should just shut up and look pretty, that's literally all he's good for.. *rolls eyes*

Ah, but my position is that reposting a meme (after all of your friends have already reposted memes) doesn't count as making a statement or doing anything.

If your mother is Jewish, you are too. That was not Hitler‘s idea. He had his bureaucrats struggle to decide who qualified if you were only a quarter jew from your father‘s side etc.

Anyway, it is all very vague what Ben does.

With the caveat that I don't ever watch "horror," as the genre does absolutely nothing for me.. personally don't find it scary, don't find it entertaining, don't find it anything but VERY overacted, dumb and contrived really, but that's me. So to anyone that does regularly watch or enjoy the genre, please judge this clip for us. (Or if you've seen any of the other trailers) Is this any good? Cause I have my thoughts, but again, I usually don't enjoy horror.

I see Ben Barnes overacting.

Otherwise, without knowing at what point in the show this scene occurs it's hard to really judge, but anything based on H.P. Lovecraft should be much, much subtler than this. Which is why no one can film Lovecraft successfully.

#TeamBeardless

R299 Well perhaps that's because Ben apparently wasn't acting. But literally reacting.

Good lord man..

That system worked for the Blair Witch Project, but this ain't that. Also, the shock of a loud clapboard clacking would not elicit the same reaction as "FUCK, IT'S CTHULU!" so maybe he shoulda tried acting instead.

R301 But he didn't have any idea what he was doing otherwise! He said it so many times Syl!!

(He also said "curated" fifty million times, so that's obviously his Word of 2022..)

He is seriously delusional. He thinks marvel is going to bring him in for daredevil when even the original cast members may not be coming back. They killed him and he needs to stay dead. No one cares about you Benny. All his acting work after punisher and westworld has been shit and he keeps loosing followers. With his racist gf you think marvel is going to touch him? Yeah right! He really think JH didn’t ruin his career. He gets so much hate, marvel will not be calling you Benny, go back to fantasyland with your racist, vapid girlfriend.

Just watched his episode and his age really shows when he is the young man. Watching a 40 year old jump out of windows like he is suppose to be 20 was comical. His age is showing immensely. The Botox and filters can’t hide it.

Nah but like, for REAL he's in Qatar right now with a bunch of models? How and why? Other than the great love of his life went last year so why not???

WTF..

Are we sure JH isn’t with him? Last time the only person she could get was Meredith to follow her around and take pics of her.how awkward. Did she get Ben this time to follow her around? She is really trying to be the fashion influencer as of late. Also he looks old in this pics.

She got those tickets for him? Honestly he would never be invited. So they are still together or he is still her fuck buddy even after she embarrassed him. He loves being publicly shamed doesn’t he? Anything for fame Benny boy. All those rich people in designer clothes are totally not killing themselves in their closets. They are all the true goals am i right?

Who invites one of the world's Least Fashionable Men to a fashion show? They staging an intervention?

Of all fucking places. In Qatar. Where homosexuals are relentlessly being persecuted.

R308 EXACTLY! Ben Barnes, Fashion Icon?!?!?! What the actual fuck..

Somebody with far more talent needs to redo this poster/movie with Ben and call it Desperately Seeking Relevance..

Well the usual suspects may be saying it's the mostest very bestest thing ever done, but then there are the places that don't have a staffer that's literally obsessed with how much they love Ben that rank his ep dead last.

Fascinating what objectivity gets you..

And this one from the UK? Et tu Brute?

Jules is very quiet

From R312, "Perfectly serviceable" is an apt descriptor of Ben's quality as an actor.

Oh wait, Collider too?

R313. Who cares???🙄

But none of these reviews come out and specifically say, "And we were especially underwhelmed by the bland lead actor, who I'm fairly sure I've seen somewhere before but I'm not interested enough to look it up."

Dammit.

(Clip 2, 0:18 second mark)

Well he definitely had lots of fun in Qatar.. (also is that a normal way to hold a beer?)

I saw this in the thread about Dubai and seemed appropriate here:

"Is there anything to do in Dubai besides slave labor, prostitution, and upscale shopping?"

No, I think it's a playground for sociopaths, featuring all the things sociopaths love to do. I have deep suspicions of anyone who visits for any reason."

He walks weirdly and he Looks very confused in the second video and there is no one there who I do not heartily disapprove of.

318 It‘s the Pitcher of Dorian Gray.

Are we comparing Dubai to Doha now? They are most certainly not the same thing. Both have their issues but Dubai is significantly more progressive….I go there quite a bit for work so just don’t want it to be misconstrued with Doha.

But have you all watched Ben’s CoC’s episode? Like Is he ok??? His acting in this is like night and day with his recent work (even S&B!) so this was either just a TERRIBLE genre fit and bad editing/directing for him or else he’s completely lost it

He looks pompous in the first video and super uncomfortable in the second video. I’m sure without his fairy girlfriend he knows he doesn’t fit in. Never part of the cool group which he so desperately wants to be a part of.

As for his episode I got half way through and was bored. He was overacting, the direction was so bad, it felt cheap. I think he is loosing it because he thinks he is this big time celebrity now. Sad how far he has fallen. Really had us convinced for a bit he held some depth and true character. He is a vapid twat just like JH.

So apparently Westworld just got cancelled, and if you've been watching, you probably realized/wondered that Ben *Very* *Easily* could have been a part of the fifth and final season considering where the story wound up.

And despite(???) the first season numbers for S&B, it's continuing to make the rounds (including from people that work on the show that I've seen) through the internet that a third season may possibly never happen.

What's a Benny Boy to do? It better not be more horror. Cause he absolutely *SUCKED* at that. Oh I know. . . more music. . . . Even though I specifically just said no more horror. *grumble*

Say what you will about Julianne Hough, but at least she's employed.

Maybe this was already known the all the Sleuths here but Ben’s latest “vote” story confirms he’s a U.S. citizen now. I guess that makes sense considering how long he’s resided in the country

R326 I was just coming to ask.. can anyone who knows IG better than I confirm whether that animation is an IG sticker anyone can attach to a story or is it actually a real one that Ben somehow animated. Of course that doesn't actually confirm anything one way or another as California has vote by mail, and do you get a sticker then? But still, now I'm wondering..

R326 Yeah he’ll be the same as Rob, dual citizenship. Rob got his in March 2020, who knows when Ben got his. He’s lived there a while now so I guess he’s just keeping his options open.

R327 He’s wearing a badge, I found the animated circle he used on IG gifs.

R328 Here’s the badge

R328 Sorry… Feb 2020 that should say. Same sticker for voting too!

They send a sticker with your ballot in the mail

Lmao… I see ‘buliannetwinflame’ is back in Ben Barnes’s tags, having reposted and tagged Hough’s post from the other day (with her fake hair), pointing out that he’s back to liking her posts again.

In fact, he snuck back and liked another two of her posts too - around the time he was in Qatar (bored, Benny?) - her new project post, with a back view of her… the only acceptable view of her, the one which barely made 5.4K likes and one of her London posts from even earlier. Then the fake hair one which he circled back to a couple of days after she posted it.

He must think we’re blind or stupid or both if he thinks no one noticed.

We see you, Barnes!

R332 He's just repeating his same MO from last time. He gets flaming hate because of her, so he steps away to make everyone think they're safe again regarding The Ho, but in reality he's just waiting for the coast to clear so he surreptitiously goes back in time to like her old posts cause he thinks people are only checking the new ones.

Literally. The. Same. Thing. He. Did. Last. Time.

R333 Well he untagged himself from both of the posts. Do you think it was getting found out AGAIN, or was it the comment on this one that did it? lol..

R334 Thank you for sharing, that made my morning! "Virgin Prince Caspian" teeheehee!

11:11

his tags on instagram are so messy, which one of you did that? 🤭🤣

R337 Dammit apparently I was too late to see, anybody get a screenshot? Otherwise, descriptions please!!

R338 i sure did!

they were in the comments saying ben would take them to prison for those posts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they’re so delusional oh my god!!!

"Pushing 50"! HAHA

R339 My hero! Undying gratitude dear :)

R340 Wait, you're telling me the fangirlies commented on these posts that the OP was going to jail for this. . . alright, I'm gonna need y'alls help in deciding which is funnier, Ben's trolls or his sycophants..

Well Ben is JH biggest fan. Wonder if he is at Disney. She looked like she gained a little weight from the twitter pics, maybe a bad breakup? Did Ben finally end the booty call situationship? She always uses a body filter on Insta so those thirst traps are not her real body. We’ll see if he is there supporting his girl. They are both in CA.

Never mind she and Derek are in Florida. Where is Benny boy? Sleuth let’s go!

poor emilia!

Oh Puke R345

Yup, I was waiting for it.. Honestly surprised he did it immediately instead of waiting and hiding first.

Those tickets have a $50 drink minimum along with the $79 ticket? Are you fucking kidding me? While people are struggling because everything is so fucking expensive and the holiday are right around the corner, they are going to pay all this to watch JH badly sing, tell stupid stories, on a tiny stage?

If he shows up as the show only runs for nine days I say we take one of those drinks that are generously paid for and throw it at him. Cause some real entertainment. NY gays make us proud. Be the sassy bitches you are and put these privileges fuckers in their place.

This show feels cheap and embarrassing, I would cringe for her but this is her brand in every capacity so are we surprised? No

Also on the app there are literally only 4 shows? With tickets at the lowest of $115 for the 16th and 17th. Just pure exploitation. I would rather have a homeless person urinate on my face than spend that much money on her vanity project. Ben better not get any ideas like this.

Also dinner with meet and greet is over $400! Is she beyonce? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No!

R347 Yup, he finally untagged. lol..

The latest missive from Madame Jules’ boudoir in ObliviousVille, out there on Planet Insensitive…

If ever you needed proof that this creature exists entirely inside her own self-obsessed head… while most people in her country and others are struggling to just EAT and keep themselves warm… well here it is in black and white. And caviar and champagne.

I might be able to do one better. Does anybody know who this is? Is he blowing up on TikTok right now or something? Is it all just a ridiculously big coincidence?

Cause The Ho followed this guy about two weeks ago. And Ben just followed him late last night. And a quick check through this guy's follows (gotta scroll a little bit) just happen to show that he followed The Ho, followed one more account, then followed Ben. All at a time when Ben was trying to sneak around AGAIN and like The Ho's old posts.

History is repeating. ***AGAIN***. But I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation. It's all just coincidence. Again. (Here we go..)

He's an Othodox Jewish stand-up comic. JH could have met him in NYC over the summer when his show was off-Broadway. He doesn't seem like the type who'll jet off with them for Christmas at an expensive resort, though..

R354 But how did Ben hear about him? Was it in August for his birthday "when they all met" and he only just happened to follow him last night? And why did she only follow him two weeks ago? So rude!

Just a coincidence..

[quote]What's a Benny Boy to do? It better not be more horror. Cause he absolutely *SUCKED* at that. Oh I know. . . more music. . . . Even though I specifically just said no more horror. *grumble*

R324 I SPECFICALLY SAID NO MORE HORROR BENNY!!!

He needs to join Jules in her dinner theater extravaganza next month. They can play-act their mutual sad dreams of musical theater stardom together! He can murder Christmas carols while she writhes around atop the piano like in "The Fabulous Baker Boys," but without the hotness.

I can already see it. JH does a strip tease with her giant ass just in everyone’s face as she swats because she loves that move, and Benny on the piano singing out of key.

Christmas magic! Two D list actors who are fuck buddies charging over $200 a ticket to be mediocre. Also if JH dumped him then of course he has to rival her New York show with his own Instagram reel of songs no one cares about. He is a musician you guys, a true musician. Not just a privilege British boy. Also JH is taking his dream along with his balls and his reputation.

She already lowered those ticket prices. I would honestly be surprised if more than half of that venue is full with it’s those prices.

Squats*

He is doing a live gig on the 14th of Dec in LA, so maybe JH will there to support him since he is liking her every post again like the puppy he is.

Yeah, Ben all your major fans will fly over to see you holler.

Ob my God make me unsee the grapevine

Well his 200-250 tickets sold out and he's lost nearly 2,000 followers since he posted that story yesterday. Guess it's the little trade offs that make me chuckle.

Is this the end of our loving community?

R364 For many many years these threads have gone quiet when Ben does, and then pick up again when Ben does. Always have, always will.

But he isn‘t quiet. He is singing.

I want to share my anti-goosebumps when he shrills »not much longer will you be mine«.

Crazy how his dream girl edits so much in her photos. Seeing the way she actually looks from that Disney special and then seeing what she posts. Night and day. She is really out here trying to convince she is a model, when she is short and average just like the rest of us. Ask her or Ben to hold any authenticity is a pipe dream. Ben we don’t think you are one of the good ones.

I haven't listened myself, but when she first added this interview it was 68+ minutes long, and now it's only 20. So I'm going to assume she edited it down to only include Ben's parts. If anyone wants to listen, yada yada..

Well perhaps this explains why he's been on socials earlier than usual for LA time the past couple days???

R370 OK, so there are apparently rumors floating about that Ben didn't show up at Freddy's wedding last weekend (as well as other vague references to people having "tea" they didn't share publicly???). But we have the sighting above from London on Friday, and we have this sighting of him buying a bowtie in London on the morning of the wedding (I think). So he certainly appears to have been in London at the appropriate time, soooo.. what are people talking about???

But also can we all just laugh at him doing the *LITERAL* bare minimum of resharing an IG story that the S&B premiere date is being released tomorrow. No additional stickers added, no "get excited" captions, not even a standard eclipsing moon emoji. *Nothing* but a repost. Dude.

BWAAAAAAAHHH HAAAAAA HHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! 22 points! He loses by 22 points good lord in heaven..

The dick is small.

JH out here saying the last few years have been full of loss, grief, and regret. We know what the loss and grief were about (her divorce obviously), the regret? Benny B was a huge part of her story this last year with all the pap walks and him flying to NY just to see and be with her.

She once again loves to embarrass him. From booty call, to regret, and no where does she say she rediscovered love with an old supportive friend who was always there for her throughout her lowest moments of a stalker and then a divorce and then onto her highest moments of being on Broadway and starting her own businesses. Benny has been deleted from the narrative or only referenced as a regret. Ouch!

I really don’t think her shows were sold out as those tickets were expensive. I think she gave away a lot of seats to her famous friends so they can make Insta stories and make her seem more successful than she actually is. We all know she loves to spin the narrative while claiming she is being honest and real and vulnerable. 🙄

Benny you should tell your truth during your set in LA. Let’s go! Spill all the tea, talk about it how she used you.

R374 I think the trolleys she was wheeling through Times Square were actually full of tickets (she put a random bit of furniture on top to throw us off the scent) and she was desperately trying to flog them to tourists 😆

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that this man has his "First EVER *LIVE* performance of HIS music" coming up in three days, and he hasn't uttered one single solitary peep about it since announcing it? No sneak peaks. No BTS rehearsal snippets. No 'can't wait for you to meet this fellow performer cause they're amazing' moments. Absolutely nothing that, oh I don't know, might get the people who are spending money on him just maybe a *slight* bit excited about it? Might make them feel confident that he's legit working on putting on a GOOD show for them or something? Say what you will about The Ho (and I *HAVE*), but at least she knows how to sell that she's doing the work and deserves to have a show. Nah, Ben's show sold out quick so he can just rest on his laurels cause the sycophants that rushed to buy the tickets will think it's the greatest thing ever no matter what. Is that why the tickets were only $30? You gotta pay more if you want him to do anything more than show up!

R376 Pipe down, Ben.

JH has been grifting for over ten years now and she is fake as fuck, of course she knows how to sell. She is constantly selling us on the fact that she is successful and it is all smoke and mirrors. Her whole family is fake so I wouldn’t be surprised if she spent her whole life learning how to play this game. Flaunting wealth and privilege and then playing the victim to seem more relatable so she can make more money. Disgusting.

Ben has been modeling his life after her business model for years now. Only problem is it is backfiring and people are getting turned off by all the bullshit. He knew he could never charge more than $30 because his reputation is already shit. After paying the band and I’m sure half goes to the house, he isn’t making any money off this show. Just like JH it’s another vanity project, look how great I am. All while people are like truly suffering this year, they both suck, ugh so gross.

Benny still waiting for that truth to drop about so many things on your life. You said the truth eventually comes out, so where is it?

Maybe he isn’t promoting because he wanted his girl time to shine, while she embarrasses him with her truth.

Sounds as if he has given the same interview as always

Link to the new interview (images) referenced in R379

And to think, when I wrote R379 I had not even read the interview. Having done so now I find that I was completely right.

R381 Why do journalists even bother with him anymore?

R381 LOL!! Rule of thumb. you never have to actually read any of Ben's interviews to have already read the interview. Though, once you did this time you get to see our fave twinflames quoting each other about being "nervited" about their respective shows! How *cuuuuute* OMGGGGGG!!!!

But hold the presses. . . fifth picture from below, girl on the left. . . is that who I think it is??!!?!?!?!?!? Actual OMG, she's back..? What has Benny been up to?

Peyton the interior designer. I think she was never something, only a friend who advised him on interior design. Cause he ain‘t doin girlfriends. What? Did they quote each other? I nearly pukes when I read nervited.

Oh my God it is true, her reel and his interview. It is just dagusting.

I wonder who invented and stared nervited first

Very cringey photos and vid from his show on Coral's blog (plus the usual delightful commentary.)

R387 Just want to point out for the record, as I've seen people say there's only two possibilities. . . either Ben and Peyton were only ever just friends and that's why she was at his show, or they're (and have been) a thing now.

Keep in mind, Ben ***ALWAYS*** stays friends with his exes. And I mean always. It may take some time if there was legit heartbreak or whatever, but eventually he ALWAYS goes back to keeping things friendly. There's likely a reason (in my eyes) why he says he always has to be friends with a girl first before he considers dating. It appears to just be his thing. Now I'm not saying I definitely know what's going on with them right now, but I am saying to think that they couldn't have dated because she's back now is incorrect. They were friends for years before the time period of four years ago when it's believed they dated, and they easily could have gone back to being friends again afterwards. Like Ben always does. Just my two cents.

(Of course if they were back to dating again and he took her to Freddy's wedding that would at least explain his apparent demand for ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING PICTURES!!!)

Most likely we will see him at Julianne‘s closing night.

R388 Agreed. Though I'm not convinced they were ever dating in the first place, IMO Ben & Peyton are either:

1. Just friends and always were

2. Were dating, now friends

3. Were dating, now she's Ben's post-Ho rebound

Regardless, if these two nonentities get together, the earth will implode from the mass of the antimatter black hole they will create.

I'm not supposed to laugh uncontrollably. . . right????

(Just one reference, there are other tweets as well)

Jesus, the jokes write themselves.

If Ben comes down with COVID, will he even acknowledge it?

R392 And now I'm laughing even harder! Ben Barnes? Acknowledge something negative and crush his YOLO Live Laugh Love Good Vibes Only post Dream Come True high?!?!? You are indeed funny Syl.. Wonder what his plans for Christmas are.. spending his usual time with family perhaps??

I mean, there's also this mini thread, so. . . .

R393 Well since she seems (unless Twitter is just fucking with me..) to have deleted the second tweet, but in it she *claimed* (though likely since she's immunocompromised) that she kept her mask on the whole entire time except to sip her drink and take her picture with Ben. Do with it what you will.

#MontanaKarma

Sometimes these girls truly are my spirit animals.. cause I was thinking the *EXACT* same thing.

And after having been vindicated for Jules, now we are for covidiotism.

Montanagate, it's like a crappy movie that plays in syndication every Christmas season!

Knew there was a reason I liked Coral. Always love smart women people, they're our only chance of saving the god-damned world from the wholly unearned confidence of utterly mediocre white men that regularly reject reality for their own pleasure.

But also my own contribution would be to remind everyone that singing is one of, if not *the* most efficient and effective ways to spread COVID far and wide.

Apparently 2022 wasn't done with his ass. Or his fans, poor wittle things..

" The air composition is like 21% oxygen, 69% particles of viruses, bacteria, molds and everything else ye don’t even image, and the rest is benny’s screams"

I'm crying.

Merry Christmas

Well other cast members signed up to do next year's second S&B con *weeks* (months??) ago. Ben, who previously has always been the first one to sign up, only finally announced today. So will he be working and had to make sure he could schedule the weekend off to travel for the con? Or did he just hear that he lost out on another role and so will definitely be free? Hmmmmmmmm..

He and his band are like the school loser band. I kid you not.

Ben Barnes is a FAG.

You gurls are delusional that he’s a real man.

R404 oh Darling, you have reached the Ben Barnes Hate Club. There is nothing you can say to hurt us by saying he was a fag. But he is not, neither is he straight nor anything else. He is just a clown.

He's not pretty enough to care about.

Just want to say for the record, I *knew* it. I knew there was no way in hell he was posting his usual new stuff for Christmas. Despite all the protestations out there in the run-up saying it's Christmas, are you ok, please post stuff! To all the girlies out there who say the trolls don't know what we're talking about when it comes to him, yes we do. Read him like a proverbial book. He doesn't give one single solitary fuck about you anymore unless you're spending money on him. Then he'll be happy to act his little heart out for you. He ain't doing shit for you otherwise. Just accept it already children.

But special mention to The Ho. Who, for the second year in a row, decided to destroy his Christmas by commenting on his post. Causing poor Ben to have to spend another Christmas constantly returning to IG all day and night to delete all (yes, even the nice ones..) the replies to her comment. Hey, at least he didn't have to completely turn off the comments like last time, a true Christmas miracle! But considering the cackling, popcorn-filled commentary running throughout twitter, much fun was had by everyone else!

[quote]"and to this beautiful band who helped make a dream of mine come true this year. More to come very soon, hope.."

And then there's this THREAT of more constipated screams as he thoroughly murders beloved classics and somehow thinks it's good music from Ben's latest post, and the announcement in the link below. It's not the same band he's referencing in his post, so it *CAN'T* mean. . . right??? Please God no. . . .

(btw, thanks twitter updates for showing us that Benny's posted music videos will get him over 164,600 official views, but only garner 6,000 likes. Combine that abysmal math with his continuing trend of losing tons of followers on IG after his music posts and you'd THINK he'd get the hint that his music isn't doing him any favors, but to quote his most recent interview.. *sigh*

[quote]"It's almost a little heartbreaking to see someone who could make the right decision consistently make the wrong one."

Lol they will be coming to my place too. Guess they won‘t bring Benny Booooo.

Well done Ben, that story tells it all. Not even bothered to check the sound.

R410 This is *HILARIOUS*. Let's all just fully appreciate that this man, for whatever reason, still feels obligated to post something to placate his literal cult of children who literally capitalize His pronouns as they *BEG* him for content, but this is all he puts out now. The *literal* BARE. MINIMUM. For Christmas he put up an advertisement of that time he CHARGED his fans money to hear him sing a Christmas song with the news that more music for sale would hopefully be coming. And for new years, he put in as much time and effort as it takes to film yourself for nine(!!!) seconds as you (probably??) inaudibly wish them a happy new years. Absolutely nothing special or thoughtful, and utterly worthless considering the very poor quality. The. Bare. Minimum. Or in other words, completely On Brand! for Benny Barnes.

It's almost like he *really* doesn't appreciate that the internet has shown him that he in fact can NOT just coast through life on his looks and charm, and that greater society can hold him accountable for his bullshit. It's almost like accountability is the true hero 2022 needed..

Happy New Year bitches!

R411 Toll Free

Looks like Mz Julianne has joined a cult judging by her stories - too much to hope that she’ll go and live on their compound? 👽🛸

Yes kids, remember the next time you get sick after jetting around with no precautions, blame too much sugar, not COVID! So says Wise Guru Julianne!

So we've got a new mutual follow with an actress no one's ever heard of who apparently was recently in a horror movie and a Hallmark movie. Anyone surprised this is where we apparently are?

R415 Just had a quick nosy - just so happens Peyton List’s in that movie with the Australian actress (Ella Cannon). Guess he just watched another one of his pals’ movies on Hallmark (Yael’s recently). Ella was already following Ben so maybe she was either at Benny’s gig or PL mentioned she was going… but EC follows a lot of blue ticks including Lewis so who knows…

R416 Good points, I would just add on to clarify that Ella apparently very recently started following Ben (40 accounts ago, out of about 1,000) which is why I'm thinking they likely just properly met, as opposed to Ben just watched Peyton's movie and saw her. On the other hand however, a good point about Benny's gig. He could have watched Peyton's movie, congratulated her, and she mentioned her costar was at his show, so Benny appreciatively followed her first thing this morning. That just instinctively feels ridiculous to me, but I'm no where near as desperate and thirsty as he is, so.. *shrug*

Of course he could always be spending A LOT of time with Peyton again now to the point that she's introducing him to her friends???

Ben was mentioned on DeuxMoi Instagram account! Is this a new milestone for him? A question asked about him, noting they never anything about him. DM replied that BB is private but is on Raya the dating site for creatives. Ok who do we know on Raya that can give us the deets?

It is far more likely deuxmoi knows less about BB than we do

R419 I’d say that was highly likely! That is old news and all they have to offer? *shrugs*

Alright, who the hell is dressing him?!? He actually looks good for once. Ya know, like a grown adult man instead of a child's version of how grown men dress. Did he finally hire a stylist or like for real did he finally get a girlfriend that's actually (shock!!) a GOOD influence on him? Cause there's no way in hell our favorite man child put this outfit together on his own. Christmas presents (new year's video..)?!!

Oh and also, what's he doing in Paris?

He looks basic.

Can we talk about the Chris Delia doc linked below which outlines exactly how predatory is was and still is. This was Ben’s friend around when he was doing the punisher.

Ben hung out with Chris in NY around the time Chris is alleged of having raped a blacked out woman after one of his shows, and Ben even wished him happy birthday and wore his merch shortly after hanging out with him. Ben was a real supportive friend to this predator. Granted Chris wore the mask well, but after a while there are always signs. We have heard of how Ben was playing girls in NY during the punisher days and had a reputation of being a fuck boy. So easily influenced our Benny is. Also even at the present Bens touchy feely ways with Jessie who is significantly younger teeters on that line of predatory and is uncomfortable.

Chris is also good friends with JH. He calls her a sweetheart. Once again when is she not surrounded by toxicity and scandal? If she is so enlightened then doesn’t like attract like? You are the company you keep.

So interesting tea since Ben gives us nothing. Trolls do your thing.

D'elia *ALWAYS* creeped me out. *Every* time he found his way into my attention sphere back then through Ben. Why could I, who doesn't actually know him, immediately pick up on it from afar when Ben, who actually legit spent time with him as friends, apparently could not. And don't give me the no negativity please bullshit excuse. Cause it's much more likely the he's *DESPERATE* to be cool and popular and so will loyally and unquestioningly glom on to anything and especially anyone that will make him feel cooler. Which traditionally, is always a wise thing to do. Especially in Hollywood. *rolls eyes*

But anyway, in other news. . . what to make of this little tidbit?!? Just happens to be a coincidence, orrrrrrr. . . . (Reminder, the same actress/account from R383 at Benny's gig with other people. . . .)

Yael is married and has little kids. Or has that changed?

R424 Hasn't changed as far as I know, but I didn't mean to suggest Ben had paired up with her. But rather, that it could be a double date trip? Or a larger friends group (like the ones that were spotted at Benny's gig that night) trip and that explains why Ben followed Peyton's costar on Tuesday (when Yael was already in Paris, so was he/they also there????).

Again, could obviously be coincidence. Or it could be something else. Cause I will repeat, what the hell is he doing in Paris? Hmmmmmm..

Where is Jules? Or Peyton? Does he even live in America anymore?

[quote] Why could I, who doesn't actually know him, immediately pick up on it from afar when Ben, who actually legit spent time with him as friends, apparently could not.

Further evidence that his parents are two of the worst psychiatrists ever, if they couldn't even teach how to identify a sexual predator.

Orrrrrrrrrrrr. . . maybe he actually went to London after new years and just took a quick train ride to Paris for a day to say hi to friends??? Still wondering if he went alone.. At least London could be for S&B promo.. Curiouser and curiouser.. Dammit, my interest is legit piqued now. *huff*

Well it is Ben who posted up he was in France and not some random fan pic so Ben wants us all to know he was in Paris. If JH was there we know he would be her personal photographer like Montana and there would be no candids of him because when does JH take pics for anyone when she is not the center of attention?

Ben can’t tell the predator from the grifter from the narcissist. He doesn’t see manipulative people at all, just glosses over all those red flags. Yeah mommy and daddy failed him.

R427 Well in fairness to this situation, they might have taught him, but one thing that I've never picked up on is that D'elia ever swings that way. So for Ben to pick up on it, he'd have to care whether other people he doesn't know were getting hurt, as opposed to just caring about whether his own needs/pleasure were being taken care of, right? ;)

R429 Again in fairness, if Ben only cares about *finally* becoming cool and more popular, who could possibly get him that better than a successful predator, grifter and/or narcissist? Ya know, the people that regularly succeed in this society (and ESPECIALLY his industry)? Can you succeed in Hollywood if you don't ultimately train yourself to unquestioningly turn a blind eye to red flags? He may not have sold his soul to a painting for eternal youth, but that doesn't mean he didn't eventually sell his soul at all. Just compensate with performative activism to support the denialism, right?

Same mentality as JH. They are only remorseful or emphasize with victims when it is affecting their money. Otherwise they will do anything to further themselves. JH has always been very transparent in this area, but Ben sold us for years of how great a guy he is. He even says it now and I’m sure will be repeated in the press tour coming up about how great a guy he is, when from 2020 we have seen how utterly selfish and vain he really is. Just like Delia willing to manipulate the young girls who idolize him and pay for his music and merch and meet and greets and lifestyle. Now I don’t believe Ben is a predator, but definitely would not trust him. I don’t agree that all successful people are manipulative or narcissistic, I think Hollywood worships money and therefore looks the other way if you amass wealth but are also deplorable. I do I believe there are many very wealthy and successful people not hurting other people while obtaining their success. One chooses who you surround yourself with and Ben clearly has a faulty compass and should rethink his priorities moving forward. I think he could be redeemed and respected if he was forthright, but like his quote of the heartbreak of watching someone repeat the same mistake over and over, yes Ben watching you never learn is solely heartbreaking.

Sooooooo I remember having a conversation with a friend a few months back when Ben followed that Mikey Levelle guy, and the conversation went, "Oh dear God, could this mean he's doing more commercials???" Now I don't actually know whether Mikey had anything to do with this (probably not, Ben's hair is too long..), but I do wish I could predict lottery numbers the way I predict Ben's behavior!

At least this one reads as more explicitly tongue in cheek/over the top behavior, so it's not as unbelievably bad as the first one imo. Baby steps of improvement? Hey fuck it, I'll take it, I'm a cheap date at this point..

I think I'm actually. . . giggling. . . .

Hey at least he's managed to get 30 new IG followers after this. Ben's version of winning a golden globe, truly..

Remind me. . . what do vultures feed on. . . ?

Oh the new story oh he is so not funny and oh poor donny hathaway

R436 Nah, it's just that Ben's idea of funny is apparently to act like a literal petulant whiny toddler screaming IT'S ALL ABOUT ME STOP MAKING ME LOOK BAD THIS IS *MY* MOMENT AND I WANNA HAVE FUN AND PLAY!!!!!! Truly the best possible choice when the chief criticism leveled against you *constantly* is lamenting (explaining???) that no one takes your desperate ass seriously because you insist on constantly thinking, emoting, dressing and otherwise fully behaving like a spoiled , privileged, utterly immature manchild. Yes, this "funny" video really does wonders to help you outrun those allegations. *sigh*

But also, his video further showcases the begged question of, "why are all the members of *Ben's* *Band* so veerrrrrrrrrryyyyyy and obviously much more talented than he is, even though *he's* the center of attention and it's *HIS* "World Tour"?????? Why does Ben need soooooooo much help to make his inner musician look, well I can't say good because I'm obviously comparing him to his bandmates, and he looks mediocre at *best*. But then, his bandmates are legitimately talented at this, and have obviously put in the work to make it look effortless. And Benny very obviously hasn't and it shooowwwwwwwwwssssss. Nah, Benny's only talent on display here is professing an undying love of music and being PRETTY and privileged enough to think he deserves to showcase his utter lack of musical talent in his preferred style of desperately wishing he was black and jazzy and cool. Ya know, the "talent" that makes him look like he has NO musical talent AT ALL because his very obviously *white* ass can apparently barely carry a tune. Jazz and Soul are a *craft*, but privileged Benny doesn't wanna put in the work. He just wants to plaaaaaaaayyy intrinsically knowing he's pretty enough to attract a crowd despite his obvious lack of talent and musical knowledge. Just spitting in the face of everyone that actually did have to put in work to be taken seriously and uplifted.

Oh and btw, for any one that thinks his big announcement turning out to be a "world tour" means we're safe from new music..

Just googled the stylist BB recently followed - Ilaria Urbinati - and it seems she is a Scientologist. Wonder if she’ll try and recruit him?

She used to dress Tom Hiddleston but apparently he ditched her in around 2019 according to the interweb. Also she is allegedly a rapist apologist for Danny Masterson, a longtime friend of hers and co owner of store she used to have.

Yes, I’m bored.

And we've made it up to *three* different new T-mobile commercials now? Oh we're definitely getting a new album he's self-producing again. . . .

(But at least his hair is shinier than ever!!! pffffftttt..)

*Cackling*

Because pretty men should *always* be seen and not heard. . . .

It is so classy to congratulate a black person in front of a black background when you are blocking the view in your white ass jacket.

R441 It's entirely inappropriate to make the old-timey "Me and My Shadow" joke this picture unfortunately (and admittedly unintentionally I'm sure) gives off huh.. Ahhhhhh the context of history. . . .

Benny B and Jules have been quiet. Do you think they went to Dubai for beyonce? We all know JH will sell her soul in order to be in those rooms. Benny doesn’t know what he is doing, that fashion show he looked like a awkward little boy. A mouse in the snake pit.

R443 Well The Ho posted a story a couple weeks ago implying she was filming something where she's playing an alien named Janet. No clue what that was. But this week(end???) she's been attending Sundance looking even more plastic-surgeried than usual. And yes, I literally can't believe she hasn't posted anything about attending such a prestigious, elitist event herself either. Maybe she's trying to suck up to Benny and prove she doesn't actually have to post everything about her life after all. Third time's the charm as they say.

And Benny's probably desperately taking singing lessons in preparation for his two show world tour considering he's been following black women singers on Insta lately. (Though weirdly he first followed the most recent Monica two days ago, she didn't follow him back, and he unfollowed her a couple hours later. Then, first thing this morning he followed her a second time and she followed him back. Might be completely and absolutely random, or maybe it was originally an accidental "wait you're not supposed to follow me yet, gotta wait for some announcement.." No, I have no idea what the latter could reference, I just found the follow-unfollow-follow again weird. *shrug*)

But btw, what is up with him suddenly following stylists and men's groomers lately? Did all the praise he got for "how he dresses when he's in London vs. LA" go to his head? Cause the universal consensus was that his parents obviously bought him newer, better, more adult clothes for Christmas. So he doesn't need to follow stylists. He just needs to let his mom continue to buy him all his new clothes. Duh.

Well we have the Urbinati styling (his latest story). She has yet again managed to live down to expectations and has chosen an outfit which is both boring and unflattering to the wearer.

No mention of what it’s for except for who the clothes are from.

R445 I mean. . . he looks like he has a giant head and/or, literally speaking, a petite women's body. Like he literally looks like he has moobs in that photo..

But hey, if he can't get any decent acting jobs anymore at least he can transition into male model. He's still pretty enough. Get that coin Barnes!

Haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. . . I wonder why he only chose to post the one pic to his stories. Cause this is the other one! GET THAT COIN BARNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The colours are yekkk even down to the belt, socks and shoes, the jumper tucked inside the trousers is yawwwwwn and also never flattering. And yeah - the crotch strangling fit! Bet they felt like a vice. She replied to someone that it was a “press day” (she was too busy bigging herself up in the original comment). Given her rep and poor choices I hope she’s only styling him for one event.

As a Hump Day present to the internet, I just want to mention that I am old enough to be pretty sure I remember an interview with Benny from like a decade ago, where he talks about his favorite movie "Spinal Tap." And that his favorite scene from Spinal Tap was when one character (I think maybe..) wrapped a big cucumber in tinfoil (or something) and affixed it down his pants, for the ladies, but then got caught going through the wand metal detectors in the airport. Much to his chagrin.

Ahhh memories. Though I don't know what the hell made me think of that. . . .

R447

I think it only looks big because he is so skinny

If anyone was wondering if we're ever going to see Ben in a good acting role again. . . I don't even know who/what that apparent superhero is.. White Adam?? *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigghhhhhhhhh*

Like … he‘s 35???

R452 I'm going to assume that's a picture of him when he was 6 or 7 years old. But yeah, weird phrasing. Cause apparently Ben didn't have an inner voice until he hit 6. Weirdo..

And I'm telling ya. . . acting career is done, he's transitioning into male model and spokesperson.

(But also in other hilarious news, The Ho is apparently transitioning into having a rival singing career now too. I mean if Ben can fail at doing it, she can fail even better! LOL!!!!!!)

Also is this just his go-to pose? Is that his uglier eye he always wants to cover?

I look forward to seeing him in pharmaceutical commercials.

R455 Did you miss version 1 of this Syl? Been there, done that..

Although now I'm imagining him singing the jingles himself. Oh oh oh, Ozempic. We'll finally have reached *PEAK* Cringe!Barnes and the universe will finally self-destruct. I can't wait.

Well, we all know it is exactly that boy who is steering that body.

Jules already failed at the singing career, she had multiple albums about 10 years ago when her face and body looked very different. She just can’t let Benny boy have his spotlight. She has to manipulate it to be about herself because she is a narcissist.

Benny boy has sold out! Just a walking advertisement at this point, something JH his dream girl is supporting no doubt. To take him seriously as an actor may be a thing of the past. Cash grabbing all he can. Which maybe vulture was right and shadow and bone weren’t paying him anything. He has been slowly failing since punisher and westworld days. He was great then, now he is a joke. An old man trying so hard to relevant.

Wow embarrassing. He is going down into the influencer rabbit hole where nothing good comes out of and all the men turn out to be sexual predators.

Did he think this was an original concept only for him?

That jumper is just migraine-inducing. Following on from the hideous colour coordination and styling from the Scientology stylist… oh dear.

R460 Alright I only just now properly paid attention to this mashup picture. Do my eyes deceive me? Is it reasonable to assume there's only one version (color) of this top? And if it does only come in one color, does anyone else notice how the Asian man's version is much more washed out? And am I crazy to wonder if they removed the color saturation in the Asian man's picture so his skin would look whiter? I don't know who that man is, so does he normally have such porcelain skin that's lighter than Ben's, and "dark" Asian hair that's lighter than Ben's? Cause he does in this photo.

You would think if this is an actual paid ad campaign for a *fashion* house (or whatever) it would involve professional photographers. And especially with fashion houses, pros *should* always be using a proper color chart to ensure they're matching the true colors of the pieces they're photographing. Yet these colors don't even come close to matching. Did they wash that particular top many times in hot water with really harsh detergent before they gave it to him to wear?

Am I crazy here? Cause what the actual fuck..

I think it is a really cheap campaign where actors and influencers shoot themselves

So that time recently Leigh accidentally mentioned that Ben caught Covid for the beginning of filming and they didn't see him for a while. . . guess it was true. There's no way in hell this dumb ass motherfucker would be wearing a mask otherwise.

Is that motherfucker at a birthday party WHILE infectious with COVID?

R465 Well he's certainly "dancing" like he's still rundown and very tired (or is it just being MUCH older than everyone else there?) from being sick. But any sane, responsible person would *hope* he's on the tail end and recovering and probably OK, but still being responsible and wearing a mask cause who knows when you officially stop being infectious, etc.

But that's sane, responsible people. And Ben Barnes is most recently famous for holding a literal superspreader event that got all his fans sick and then "learning from that" by deciding to announce two MORE potential superspreader events next month! So really it's about a 50/50 toss-up I'd say..

Since Twitter's having a field day with this today. . . Another of Ben's BESTIES bites the dust perhaps? (Though I don't know him well enough at all and do agree about needing more info to judge personally, as I also think that Pfizer is a wholly evil shamelessly greedy corporation set to rob everyone who will ever need healthcare of all their money, but I am 100% pro vaccines..)

But if this is true, just how many questionable, bad, harmful, abusive and/or generally evil people will Ben get caught being besties with before it sinks in that he's either the stupidest motherfucker ever with no ability to see red flags in people, or he also fundamentally has one or more of those qualities himself and the Charming British Actor (TM) bit he works VERY hard to maintain is just that. An act.

I mean, considering the people he hangs out with and allllllllll his years long missteps with Covid, would anyone be surprised if it eventually comes out that Ben too is a "the LA sunshine melted my brain" anti-vaxxer who believes Covid is a hoax even though he caught it himself? (catching it to prove it's real is a red flag, and Ben's impervious to those..) Is Scientology next? Ilaria can help him with that I guess.

Well well… had a little trawl on the fansite today and found this, from November last year.

So… from dating to FWB to… absolutely nothing it seems?! All within the space of three months.

Am also finding it hilarious that here’s yet another self-generated article of hers which sank like a stone without a ripple. When is she going to get the message?… no one cares!

Barnes - you’re off the hook!!!

Rob Kazinsky has a new, very tattooed girlfriend

I came upon this quote in a thread about Paul Newman and felt that it also deserved a home here. But at least Paul did a lot for charity.

"his acting consisted of nothing but leering sexily"

Well considering the limited roles he apparently gets offered. . . yeah, actually, that checks out.

Up next, Salad Dressings by Barnes. Tea flavo(u)red.

Well his sweats are on sale

R472 Is it a Groundhog Day special? Is that a thing? Or is it Benny's way of cucking every boyfriend out there who doesn't know what to get his SO for Valentine's Day, so what better than merch with another man's face/name on it! He's got you bros..

Well this just made me laugh.. Poor Benny.. (But also how in the unholy fuck does The Ho think she deserves a man with brains? I can assure you, *NO* *ONE* with actual brains would ever be able to tolerate spending more than five seconds with her unfathomably dumb blonde self, so..) Happy Hump Day!

As we’re about to endure another onslaught of pix of pained singing faces etc, I just realised that Mr Barnes has one hour ‘opening acts’ for his two shows this time - wasn’t it just his band getting individually introduced last time?

Good god he thinks he’s an actual rock star! Is there medication available anywhere for delusional thinking? - because he needs a large dose of it.

He hasn’t worked since July… has he forgotten that he’s an actor? That that’s his real day job? And apart from a handful of (possibly lying!) sycophants who say they love his music, his fan base is made up of fans of his acting roles.

Every time he announces his shows or whatever, he loses large numbers on IG. I’d say that’s a hint right there, Benny. They cut him some slack with the pandemic project EP, and then when we got the one show. Then up pop these two additional shows, plus hints of more songs being worked on. What the hell next, they cry! So yeah… now their patience has worn thin.

He needs to get over this ‘I have a dream’ music vanity project stuff and get back to what he’s actually supposed to do for a living!

Uhhhhhh ??? May stumbled upon a gf or fwb fb, like for real? Seem to have lot of posts YT only ? With info drops before he does? Tried a deep dive and this girl is sus or legit. IG and YT only which is super weird. Got there by following followers likes. I dunno. Sus af tho!

R476 She’s a delusional fantasist… skip past at speed

I am NOT sitting through some rando's YouTube videos.

R476 she’s a weirdo obsessed with him, she used to run a verified westworld account on twitter (beyond westworld if I’m not wrong) and she used this as an opportunity to get closer to him. She’s also the one who said she would fgo after him and have sex with him one day lol

And I don’t know if you all recall but she made a DL profile and started fighting people for hating on him a few threads ago

Ooooh ok thx!

Whitehorse!

R479 R480 R482 Yes! You’re right. Definitely to be disregarded.

Question to ponder for your Friday. Has. . .

1. Calahan done Ben a congratulatory solid and said sure, give my I'm totally an LA guy sports car a fun drive! Or. . .

2. Benny traded in his Range Rover for the sole purpose of showcasing and confirming to the *entire* world that he is *ONE* *HUNDRED* *PERCENT* having a crippling mid-life crisis as he cruises the hot hot streets of LA looking to pick up impressionable chicks in *his* little sports car that in no way seeks to compensate for absolutely *ANYTHING* in his life.

I'm torn.

Isn‘t that a tesla or something like it?

R485 No, pretty sure Teslas have normal tail lights. Tail light bars like that are common on Porsches. Benny spending the fangirls' con money??

Porsche Taycan Electric. He said in that one intvw it was the sexiest car he'd ever seen and was thinking of buying one So he did mid life crisis manual page 11 19 yo gf is next

So our old friend Pixie went to Benny's show tonight and referred to him as her ex in her IG story.

What's this now??? Is Jack driving a new Porsche too or is he an actual grown up???

Wasn't Jack responsible for the design of Ben's awful "merch"? None of the Barnes clan get a pass from me anymore; they're all enablers living in the sweet land of delusional mediocre white man privilege.

the barnes brothers and their parents are all clowns to me.

Well this is. . . fun. Cause I can!

So Benny posted today that he went to see Some Like It Hot on Broadway last night, and then a fan catches Ben and Kevin apparently alone together afterwards (with Kevin holding his playbill).

So the rest of the band *apparently* left, but Ben and Kevin stayed behind in NYC and went to Broadway and out to dinner at Sardi's together. I mean. . . he does spend an awwwwfffuuullllll lotta time at Ben's house lately. Of course, back in my day, we didn't call it "writing" music together. . . . ;)

Is that supposed to be. . . I don't know. . . dramatic or something? Cause melodramatic is the *best* I can come up with. And unbearably cliched and eye roll worthy is probably more accurate. *rolls eyes*

it looks like jules has a new valentine 🤭

Alright DL, caption this hilarious expression. And yeah, zoom in.. lol..

Jules song writing skills are about as good as Benny boy. How many times can she put dream in a sentence and the uh oh is not good, not cute, no one wants that. Clearly she is not over her divorce, all the while brooks is completely remarried and seems genuinely happy.

Is that what her NY show was about? How she ruined her marriage to mess around with Benny. Then Ben let her just embarrass him for the next two years. You think we would be all done talking about them, but they are so confident in their mediocrity it’s astonishing. Like a train wreck, dressed in Prada, just an ugly mess in shiny things.

Also how many times did he sing off key during those shows? $45 and he couldn’t even sing pleasantly. Not everything needs a riff Benny. I do love to hate watch.

Coral's Tumblr is the best BB source on the internet right now.

i wish bestofbenbarnes on twitter wouldn’t deactivate because they drag him a lot, it’s fun to see. it’s worse than anadearmasupdate in a good way

which one of you sent this? 🤣

I am loving this. Who is the songwriter?

R500 Kevin Burke!

R499 Well they're totally quoting me at R492 but it wasn't me! But I mean, give some credit to a fellow anon on the internet brother, geez!! LOL!!!

Another example how she will post anything and is not credible! Has she been right in the past sure, but I will always believe that those blinds from her about JH and Ben making out all over NY last year were exactly what the Russian troll who sent them in claims them to be, made up. What a joke. Amazing how Ben has made a resurgence like he didn’t have an entanglement with a racist and didn’t defend her on the Internet and then flew across the country just to go see her after an almost two year situationship. The Internet doesn’t forget Benny

Well, there were plenty of photos of Ben WITH JH in NY so it was not completely invented.

The person who gave the info to deuxmoi went on Twitter and said she made it up and sent it in. So yeah it was.

R505 Just to keep in mind, Deuxmoi did respond to the embarrassingly hormonal Russian girl by saying, no, I know who sends me tips, and this didn't come from you, but nice try. Obviously doesn't "prove" anything one way or the other, but we definitely can't rely on the word of one horny as fuck russian whose twitter is literally nothing but Benny thirst tweets where she tags him saying how bad she wants to suck his dick at least once a day. There just may be an ulterior motive behind her claiming that she made up the "evidence" that proves Benny was taken. Just sayin'

Jules is still with the self help doctor dude. He has been around for a while now. He was around before Bennys birthday trip.

JH posting new valentine beau all over her stories all loved up and Benny boy just making his band mate Hunter extremely uncomfortable on stage for everyone to see like a creeper.

Body language anyone! She is so uncomfortable and is doing the laugh before you can just run away. Power of seduction with no personal space, always a winner benny. If he was ugly this along with most of his career would never be ok.

Fuck.

There's gonna be more huh. I mean often enough, it's literally the same people over and over that are coming to the shows. (The woman referenced upthread who was immunocompromised but managed to catch Covid at his first superspreader show also went to the Troubador show And. Then. Flew. To. NY. The. Next. Day. to also see that show. All. Fucking. Three. And these fucking morons say we need lives!) And he continues to lose followers every time he posts anything about those shows or his music (like today for instance!), so what the fuck is he doing this for? How unbearably massive is his ego? He's finally lived his dream, he's done three now, that didn't get it out of his system? Did these shows drive EP/merch sales or Spotify listens?

Why. The. Fuck. Would. He. Continue. To. Do. This. *siiiiiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhhhhh*

R509 Quick! Someone rush Barnes over to the Memory Clinic - he’s forgotten he’s an ACTOR!

Obviously three shows hasn’t been enough to get this vanity project out of his system and he is obviously not checking his numbers anytime he announced something else music-related. This is NOT what his fan base signed up for. He’s listening to the same tiny and I mean tiny core of fans who are asking him to play more shows. Just like that one obsessed fan on Twitter who kept posting the same damn meme asking for an album. Thanks for your input, dear - see what you did?!?

Doesn’t he realise they just want to go and SEE him… not actually LISTEN to him? He’s an average singer at best - the number of bum notes he hit on these recent two shows were just 😬

Agreed he was extremely pitchy, but clearly no one is his band is telling him that.

I mean he has been unemployed since July of last year. I always wonder what does he do day to day? He isn’t going to work that’s for sure. Doing covers of you got a friend in me doesn’t scream brilliant artistry to me. I think he was so surprised he sold out those shows to begin with that now his ego has convinced him his childhood dream of being a rockstar is real. When really it’s the pretty face. No one will remember his music years to come. Which is sad. When has Benny not been sad and pathetic over the last two years?

R511 Well who the hell has heard of any of his band mates? The bassist apparently plays with panic at the disco, which I've at least heard of, but other than her? They're literally nobodies. BUT, from the very limited exposure I've had to them, *they* at least seem to be genuinely very talented. Unlike Ben, who unequivocally sucks at performing songs. Who unequivocally sucks at writing music (my God, how many dissonant chords can one, *read ALL*, song have). Who unequivocally sucks at writing lyrics. So, if Ben is (even we must admit) a celebrity and is giving those deserving people more exposure, why would they ever tell him he's embarrassing himself? Their exposure would stop and they'd go back to being nobodies. If you want something (especially exposure/notoriety) bad enough, you'll get down on your knees or anything else required to get it.

Always remember, *EVERYONE* in LA uses each other in one way or another. It's what that godforsaken town is built on.

(But also, has it only been two years??? Cause..)

R512 Yes… more so than anywhere else, LA is capital of There Is No Such Thing as a Free Lunch… or a Free Show. One of his sidekicks in particular was acting like they were her shows and that he was just along for the ride. Which he kinda is I guess. Bet his ego doesn’t like it tho.

Are we talking about Hunter as his sidekick? Bahahahaha I’m sure she loved the hand holding, the almost kiss/cheek kiss at the NY show, and Benny pushing his crotch into her while she stood there laughing uncomfortably. Anything for fame baby! Benny just pulling out all the Weinstein, uncomfortable, could be harassment moves on the ladies he works with.

Even though doesn’t she have an old as fuck boyfriend? Or maybe Benny and her are together. Long time friends turned lovers. Where have we heard that one before?

Completely agree especially if he is paying his band than why would they tell the guy paying them oh hey you can’t really sing. Hunter has a great voice, but just wants so bad to be famous it’s not appealing. She failed at her acting career with Chris Delia, I’m sure she was part of that crowd with Benny boy when him and Chris were friends. How many girls did she lead to the slaughter?

She isn’t memorizing beautiful or even has a look that is interesting which is paramount in the music space. You have to have an aesthetic that makes you stand out. So many people who can sing in the world. Her Neutrogena, girl next store thing is so boring.

Another woman using Ben Barnes for something, that isn’t new. Seems like the only thing he is good for. Also the interviews for S&B Ben looks bored and like he would rather be anywhere else. I’m sure he is glad he is killed off, he isn’t even trying to hide that he doesn’t want to be there. Also the eyeliner or makeup under his eyes? It’s bad.

R514 Ben mentioned in one of his EP promo interviews that he bought his piano from Hunter’s (then) boyfriend John Alagia… who helped produce that frigging EP. Another black mark against her. One thing I found especially annoying was her fake innocent “now hmmm wonder why have I got all these additional followers?” IG story she posted pre Xmas. As if she doesn’t know why. So yes.. just totally using Ben Barnes for attention… sounds familiar.

Iohn Alagia produced the EP

The one thing I like least about ever having stalked Ben is that I get Julianne Hough workout apps pushed at me on Instagram

R516 Is that you, John? Apologies, I said helped and should’ve just said produced 😂

What the fuck is his name? Sorry I was distracted because someone was correcting a misspelling, but then also made a mistake. Classic! Also producing shitty music for a vanity project, wouldn’t be super proud of that. What’s next Tom Sandoval from vanderpump rules? He is D list and has a band, also looks like Ben. People actually like Tom.

John, if that is you we hate you almost as much as Benny boy and your girlfriend is also close in that race. You all are annoying as fuck!

R517 my favorite JH story is her recording everyone during the meditation class with mom. Typical Jules, maybe meditate you dumb bitch. Stop recording everyone and everything. No one cares what you ate for breakfast. That family is weird and there is something deeply wrong there. Those sisters scream evil to me or maybe it is all the work, idk just it’s not right. I mean Derek stared dating and grooming his fiancé when she was 19.

Wonder if the shady cult stylist will be sorting out Barnes’ look for the S2 launch? If so, maybe she’ll manage to avoid making him look like he’s flabby this time around, and also put him in decent colours. Still not expecting anything wonderful from her as her choices for other clients are totally uninspiring. At least if he’s in a suit she might manage not to f**k that up too royally.

Also, wonder what kind of chaos is gonna go off at that launch? Netflix small print… “buy a ticket but it doesn’t guarantee entry”… to the actual screening I guess. Let the riots ensue.

So it is obvious that Ben is going through a mid life crisis. He is literally playing rockstar and is delusional enough to think that people are actually taking his music seriously and he is a serious musician. When really he just paid people who are far more talented than him to be on stage with him, while he screamed into a mic. What is next? The 25 year old gf? He already has the sports car. Hooking with with his band who he is also paying? The guy liner in that interview was enough. Benny cannot take it that he is now old and he is not Andrew Garfield and never will be. They have so many British men who are oscar winners. The party is full.

His head is getting smaller and smaller.

The cult stylist is still around so guessing she’ll be doing his premiere look. Yawwwwwwwn.

Hypothesis - Benny is conducting an experiment to see if he can offset how many followers he loses Every. Single. Time. he posts anything at all about his music by posting S&B content AND Thirst Traps! at the very same time.

Conclusion - Benny lost the war again. He losing followers again! Though, don't lose hope Benny. . . you're at least losing them at a slower rate than usual. Congrats!!

R525 Update. . . I guess he did indeed finally crack the code on how to hide his annoying music posts! He's now gaining followers again. I guess there was just a big lag as the thirst trap made the rounds and won the girlies back. Of course, just imagine how much faster and further it would have made rounds if those followers were already on his page, but those are just tiny details, so. . . Congrats Benny, you actually won a battle this time!!! Good job!

When I see him on stage, he simply isn‘t sexy. Weird leg movement.

Oh ffs… worst outfit yet (see his stories). Yet again she’s managed to make him look like a flabby guy with moobs and no waist.

The top (boring and too small) is once more tucked into his trousers - so wrong!!! At least have part of it hanging over the waistband to break things up a bit.

He surely can’t think she’s doing a good job!

When is he going to ditch this bitch?

R528 PS she’s still draping him in problematic D&G as well. What a combo.

R528 For reference below..

BTW, isn't today International Women's Day? Pretty sure it is. And fucking *THIS* is what he's wearing for the ladies to celebrate?!?!? I've never heard of her before, but are we 100% positive The Scientologist is actually a professional?!? Jesus fuck.. Is it just impossible to find clothes that actually fit him anymore? Didn't used to be a problem, is it cause he's entered his forties now? Is it just impossible to make him look handsome anymore? Cause I'm even older, and I don't have that problem. But then, I've always known how to dress. All by my fucking self. And just for the record, it takes more than just adding color/fun to your socks. Just when you think he can't get any more boring and not worth it, Illaria to the rescue!

Just ugh. Agreed, worst outfit yet.

R530 I have to say, Benny could’ve done a better job himself even just using his own clothes (shrugs). I’m sure someone either at Netflix or his publicist or whoever suggested her as I really doubt he’d have picked her himself. If you ignore her bad press on Google, it says she used to dress Tom Hiddleston blah blah blah … and she’s forever promoting herself ofc so she sounds a lot better than she actually is. But her and D&G 😬 yeah, bad combo. Hoping this is just a S&B promo season thing.

Is it just me or. . . . That feeling when your shirt is so small you can see the Visible WifeBeater Line through it..

But also, is he just desperately auditioning to replace Henry Cavill with that constant Superman Curl he's been sporting lately??? Is there a giant "S" on that wife beater and he's about to rip open those buttons? (what am I saying, they're unfortunately naturally ripping themselves open in the other picture!)

R532 How small must a shirt be to be that tight on skinnybones Barnes? Children's dept?

Everyone go take a peek at Ben's "upscale 70s gigolo" look at the Shit & Barf premiere so we can mock it together.

Chewing gum? On the red carpet giving interviews? Class!!!!

What will be our next thread, should there ever be one?

"Ben Barnes' Career is DEAD TO ME"

"Ben Barnes' Career - Sad Last Days!"

"Just a Gigolo" (Which, if Ben loves jazz so much, let's hear him cover it!)

How. Much. Fucking. Super. Orange. Fake. Tan. "Make-up." Can. One. Pasty. Ass. White. Boy. Brit. Wear?!? That's fucking *Trump* level "I can't be bothered to blend this into my hairline AT ALL" for fucks sake!

Is he trying to pretend he's Columbian again??? I mean he's been trying to pretend he's black with his woeful singing career, so why not!

(but gotta love the answer about deleting vs. blocking.. way to let everyone know you literally can't handle anyone that isn't willing to suck your dick 24/7 any where near your oh so precious eyes Benny. You fucking pussy.)

I mean, technically I was making a joke when I referenced Ben and Kevin staying behind in NYC like a good couple would, right???

Cause I remember back for the punisher s2 premiere party when Ben was all smiles in literally every single picture *except* the picture when someone caught him and Peyton together. The picture when he had this *exact* expression on his face instead of the all smiles of the rest of the night. Cause he got caught with his girlfriend and was outwardly displeased.

I am just making a joke about them, right??

We all know Benny boy has so many girlies who he left on read or blocked because of the 40 something fuck boy that he is. The Hollywood bullshit of condemning the things that you are actually doing is so transparent these days. He looks like he is having a mid life crisis. It’s a bit sad.

Peyton is so ugly, he can do better if he wants to have a secret girlfriend. Maybe get someone stunning and not someone who looks like Peyton looks. Maybe that is why he picked her because she is so bland that no one even notices her there.

Benny boy dressing like Andrew tate the rapist three days. Birds of a feather.

These*

Unfortunately I can't link both pictures at once of course, but they're the most recent thumbnails at the top of the page. He wore the literal same exact outfit to an Oscars after party as he wore to dinner with the S&B cast didn't he. . . . Oh no wait, the dinner had his famously huge white sneakers instead. My bad.

I swear, he's so over this "actor's obligation" thing isn't he? Or is it just acting itself that he's so over. . . .

R543 Update - He's tagging the horrible cult stylist for his oscar night look. So since it seems to me to be the literal same exact outfit (except for the shoes) that he just wore, did he get her to style him for the dinner last week too???? Or does he mean she styled his shoes only last night.. Cause WTF?

(btw.. we may need to consult the Darklinas to find out how to manifest banishing someone. Cause I'm *beyond* tired of how she's dressing him. Not one single good one. Literally the least he could do at this point is give us eye candy. Instead we get people that clearly don't know what size he wears and don't know any good tailors. *sigh*)

R544. Perhaps he should contact Hugh Grant’s tailor?

R544 I’m thinking Benny rebelled and she’s done with him 😂

Are we reading into this? New fuck buddy for Benny boy. Do friends say they love all of you? Daisy do you like his dick as well, you can tell us.

Enjoying that Kevin and Ben's brother are following each other now. Never living down the (joking???) allegations are they..

So far, Ep 4, Benny is not very prominent in S&B

Have to wait to read it myself, but definitely totally *can't* wait. Especially after he said in every bloody interview about his EP that *that's* when he was finally ready to start sharing his life with everyone. Though remind me. . . what exactly did we learn from all the sharing he was doing then? I seem to have forgotten. . . .

The actual thing. Wait until you get to fav date ever.

The fuck is he wearing.. Is he sure he's straight?? lol!

Oh my God the way he walks on stage. I am vomitting.

R553 Clever strategy putting out that reel now tho, he’s very obviously piggybacking on the S&B publicity. The reel also spotlighted Mr Barnes only, except for a brief ‘band’ shot at the end. More to come, he says.

No…. firstly Benny, you need to get yourself a proper job - that’s ACTING, in case you’ve forgotten. What the vast, and I mean vast, majority of your fans signed up to see you do. Apart from anything else… how you gonna finance your ‘world tour’ without bringing in the acting money!? Cos those shows didn’t make you much if anything at all, I’m betting.

Someone call his agent and tell them to just flat-out ignore him every time he mentions his music ambitions! 🙄

For those interested, there was no Darklina energy left whatsoever. In the entire season. He did not even feature that much. It was boring and I kept forwarding. Unfortunately Charlie has a lack of romance on screen and Jessie was just simpering.

I have three episodes left, but the twinks are all outshining him this season, his arc with Alina is boring as hell. So glad the Six of Crows are potentially getting their own spin-off, they're so much more interesting to watch.

R555 Well wasn't the entire concept of Darklina a creation of all the teenagers and twenty somethings who regularly admit on main how horny they are for Ben and are generally just absolutely desperate to see him get it on with anyone? Even though he's playing the bad guy here of course. Because, and I quote, "If villain, why so hot?" There's no way in hell I'm looking as I enjoy having my IQ as appropriately high as it currently is, but I'd be willing to bet half the fan base thinks this was the worst thing ever because of how much Darklina got unequivocally trashed, but maybe that's just what happens when you put all your energy into loving the bad guy. You get shafted every time. *shrug*

R556 In fairness, his entire "arc" (if you can even call it that) the whole season can be simply summed up with, "I'm definitely dying, I already have lost, or am losing, or am about to lose literally everything, so I'm going to go balls to the wall and take everyone with me." Ben did add his beloved layers to it, but that's literally all he was there to do. Be the psychotic villain foil for the main protagonist. How much can be done with that?

BTW, starting my own "fan" theory that Ben purposefully caught Covid right at the beginning of filming so he could method act his way through all his coughing scenes. *grin*

There was more darkline tension in book 2 than in the series now.

Well the good part of Ben being active on IG for S&B is you can search for trends with larger data sets (yeah we're nerding out folks, calm down..). So officially noted by me. . . 1. His music posts continue to do horribly. Shocking. 2. His S&B posts continue to do well and the best of all. And 3. His modeling and modeling/interview posts are somewhere in the middle (about half-ish the S&B numbers. Ish.)

Numbers one and two are not surprising at all. But number three raised an eyebrow. What does Ben have going for him other than his looks? Those posts should be just as popular as the S&B ones, but they do only half as well. Is it a reasonable explanation that Ben literally needs the S&B cast/show for people to like him? Cause that's now ended, and. . . .

I'm sure it's just a joke, but now I want to know what they were actually listening to! Maybe it's just the British accent, but it sounded like it might actually be something intelligent. So how did Ben even find it?? Freddy? ;)

R560 Benjamin reposted the KB story on his and gave the answer…. Sherlock Holmes audiobook read by Stephen Fry 🤓

R561 Well do not ever let it be said that I don't know Ben! I absolutely was fooled by the British accent, but I knew it was too good to be true that Ben might be displaying a modicum of intelligence for once. After all, he self admits (R551) that he only does "brain switch off" rewards after he forces himself to adult, so, my bad.. Guess it's true people can't be both hot and intelligent at the same time. Of course, I think intelligence *is* hot, which is probably why I stopped finding Ben attractive a long time ago. Oh well..

It is so interesting that this is such a slow thread despite a new season SB out and all

That's because the average age of DL thread regulars is higher than14.

In the ongoing saga of "they're never escaping the allegations" (and no, I'm not going to say joking anymore, cause Jesus..) Christian and Piano Kevin followed each other last night (or the night before, the days all blur together..). Gee, I wonder who took this picture!

Nobody even gagged on the fact that he named his Harry and Sally Date as his best date ever? We are numb by now I guess.

R566 Perhaps and probably, but I present to you something that is so beyond unfathomably bad it will make you gag. He's literally getting worse. There are three clips here. In exactly *0* of them could he stay even within a football field of in tune. If the band wasn't playing I literally wouldn't know what song he was attempting to sing. That's how off tune he is.

Like these are staggeringly and *shockingly* bad. Holy shit.

R567 Ahh, I was just coming here to ask if anyone had subjected themselves to those videos. I lasted about 3 seconds before hitting 'mute' with my fist.

Trust, if you have ANY lingering molecules of fondness for BB left in your body, this will kill them like a load of napalm.

R568 Almost same. I did *reluctantly* completely get through these three linked together in order to properly comment, but there are a bunch more on BBF's video section that I absolutely will not listen to. I literally couldn't take any more. These were *PAINFUL*.

Haha, I thought she refered to him at first! Sceams, squeals … It is something else to sing a whole show than one song at your piano. He sounds (and moves) dreadful.

Much as I hate to give the poison fairy any attention, the ridiculous creature is at it again with the Tyler speculation stuff - even to the extent of saying in one story they’d ‘morphed into a couple’ before saying in the next one… ‘for anyone speculating’… that they weren’t in a relationship.

LMFAO she’s just absolutely outted herself… her desperate little mind games and all… all just for speculation and attention, and now she’s more or less admitted it! She even made an actual birthday post for him … gushing about him in best Ho fashion and captioning it Faux Engagement photos 🙄 which btw he hasn’t liked or commented on yet, 5h later. Maybe he’s finally had enough of her shit too but we’ll see.

Oh and get a refund on that huge therapy bill you must’ve run up by now, dear. It ain’t working.

What's this now?

She wrote a disclaimer.

R572 So is this just a play on Ben continuing down his latest T-Mobile road of "Unnamed (charming) British Actor?"

(btw, has Sean Astin followed Ben back yet? No??? Oh..)

Ugh. We got a new mutual follow today. Brace yourselves, we're obviously getting new music coming. Fuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkkk..

R575 Yeah - another one with scarypockets connections. FFS someone tell them to STOP introducing him to their musician friends! 🙄

R576 Of course, then he followed this account afterwards. Is he trolling us? Is he (maybe) actually (hopefully???). . . self aware?!?!? Please let it be self deprecation.. please.

So just to have fun feeding the rumor mill some more.. Rob has been in LA all week, and at least yesterday was definitely hanging with Benny. And also just mutually followed that Ella May Cannon girl from the Peyton Hallmark movie that went to Ben's first show. Just all one big happy random family that's always hanging at Ben's house? Kevin is in Vegas so maybe Ben was lonely..

R578 Just another coincidence of course. Now Ella and Ben and liking Kevin's new piano post at the same time on this fine Saturday morning. Totally random, nothing to see here folks.

R579 And now Ella and Rob *appear* to be posting stories from the exact same hike in Malibu State Park at the exact same time.

Though Benny wasn't dumb. He's not posting pics at that time, just following new random singers instead. Just all a big coincidence cause Ella and Rob are friends now after meeting the other night (probably) at Ben's. Ahem.

Gotta add Im suspecting Ella may be Ben's new love interest n heres why Im thinking it. A few hours ago Rob posted a pic taken at Ella's house holding the white cat he used to have when he lived with Ben. So maybe Ella adopted the cat when Rob moved out. Ben had white cat hair all over his black sweater in the picture that was included in the Bandwear email blast a while back. At first i thought maybe Ben had adopted the cat but now its clear that Ella has it. Then Ben posted the exact same pic Rob posted of the orange flowers from todays hike. That move was weird in itself. Ella was obviously with them for the hike as R579 n R580 noted. So is this Ben introducing Rob to his new girlfriend? Does this explain Ben's "allergies" and sniffing and snot swallowing all the time in interviews? Cos he allergic to the cat? Im kinda joking there haha

Wait just a goddamned minute. Rob had a cat? When he lived with Ben?? How the hell did I miss that? I only remember dogs.

Wasn‘t that Peyton‘s cat? Yeah, the white cat lived with them, famously lying next to the chess piece in the living room.

R581 We're thinking the same thoughts! Though what I found weird was Ben *didn't* repost Rob's story. He either downloaded it or Rob sent it to him and Ben posted it as if it was his own pic. Why not just repost your friend's story once you "finally saw it hours later"??? To quote cardi b, that's sus, that's weird. Like Ben's purposefully trying to hide the picture's origins. (But also realize the color of that room Rob was sitting in is the very same "Pinterest Peyton Blue" that Ben eventually painted his "dining room" sooooo..?)

R582 R583 Yeah there was the old pic of the cat sunning itself in the window next to the Chess board (definitely Ben's house), and there's the pic of SadBoi Ben resting his face mere inches from the cat's face in another famous pic. I don't remember that one well enough to know whether that was Ben's house too, but that's a good point that it may have been Peyton's cat. (But also this all assumes these references are all the very same white cat of course)

((But also how funny would it be if it turns out Peyton and Ella are the actual post movie making couple and Ben's just a third wheel!))

R584 That last thought of yours had crossed my mind! I mean Peyton is the connection with Ben and Rob and was in that film with Ella, after all. And Ella also seems very close indeed to her friend/business partner, forgotten her name. So yeah, maybe cheating on her with Peyton LMAO!

I also wondered about the orange flowers pic repost, very unlike our Benny. He’d usually just repost his friend’s pic and usually wIth some text attached too. And it happened not long after R580 posted their comment about Benny not posting any pix from the hike! Could be a total coincidence of course…. (hello Ben & Rob, how ya doing? 😆)

And Rob posted hiking pix the day before finishing up with a sunset on the beach, so was he just posting more pix yesterday from the day before .. and what, Ella just decided to do the same?

Btw… the cloud coverage in the two sets of pix (Rob & Ella’s) is different even tho he posted less than 20 mins after she did… just saying.

I assumed it was Ella's house cos in the background is a map with a pin in Australia.

I wish I had seen the white cat pics previously! Dang wonder where I can find those. I remember cat from Robs Insta post, a video that said, "stand by for aggressive purring" while he pet the cat. It was taken when still at Ben's house.

So who is possibly dating who?

And if Ben wasn't on the hike with them, why the weird repost?

Hey. Finally something new to wonder about lol

R586 Eagle eyes finding the pin in the map, DAMN!! However, for due diligence's sake, IMDB says Ella is from East Melbourne, which is literally across the continent from that pin. Not necessarily indicative of anything, but of note nonetheless.

Though cheers to your last sentence! And as per usual, none of it is coming from Benny, but from everyone around him potentially outting him. Again. Everyone keep your eyes peeled for stickers covering someone's face in future pics! lol..

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Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but it looks like the pin is in Queensland, which is where they filmed the third Narnia movie. That leads me to think it might be Ben's house.

Just to be sure …

R589 Can't say definitively of course, but unless Ben converted his third bedroom downstairs into a "family room" type of thing, that room isn't anywhere in his house. (And given that he always says his house is where everyone comes to stay when they visit LA, it seems unlikely he'd give up a bedroom.. Recall that his parents and brother/fiance came to stay with him last July when they all apparently went to Disneyland, so presumably he'd need the two extra bedrooms) And also, they filmed Caspian, his first BIG movie, right next door in New Zealand, and there's no pin there, but *shrug*.

I’m waiting for the next Narnia film.

R586 Why the weird repost at all? He would know that a lot of people know Rob was his friend/housemate and will watch his IG so it’s not exactly being super devious, is it?

R593 Never forget that Ben's a fucking idiot. He routinely does shit like that when he's actively trying to hide things, but he actually sucks at hiding things, because the rest of the internet is a lot smarter than he is. This is the same person that would regularly accidentally post and then delete private pictures to his public IG account because he couldn't keep them straight remember. Changes in patterns (his usual pattern here being to just properly repost) are regularly the first sign that something's up with him and he's trying to hide. It's not a guarantee, just the first potential sign to notice.

People follow and care about Instagram postings this closely? That’s lunacy.

R594 I hear you. But let’s face it, if he’s trying to hide something… well, he followed her back, didn’t he? Do we really see Mr Paranoid doing that if they were dating? Not now that he hasn’t got his private account any more (maybe to stop himself from mistakenly posting as we all know he did, yes 😆).

That is in fact how this whole particular rumour mill got started - that simple follow back in Dec when Peyton & Ella’s film premiered.. She’d followed him first, quite some time before that.

Also, as a btw… I don’t remember him ever reposting a Rob story in recent years - and vice versa, one lone exception being when Rob posted about his EP, and quite frankly Rob we could’ve done without that! 😆

R596 If you remember the context of history. . . he originally followed Rayana on his public account, eventually switching her over to his private one once they started dating (presumably). And my personal favorite, The Ho, Rob and Jack mutually followed each other at the very same time in November 2020. Ya know, when she filed for divorce. The first sign. All it is is noticing patterns and seeing if they lead somewhere in the future, and these current events are simply patterns potentially repeating themselves. It may seem like lunacy to people who don't have easily recognizable patterns, but Ben does have them and I noticed this one. *shrug*

And Ella likely followed him due to his first show (there with Peyton maybe??), but I remember he followed her back when in England (or Paris for that one day) after New Year's. Which, unless they all went over there together (Yael was over there in Paris with him..) is some weird timing to be sure. Who knows!!

R595 I totally agree with you! And not knowing anything about context or reasons, then present them as ‘facts’ - shrugs! Lmao.

Maybe its just 3 friends going on a hike. Thought it was fun to see the kitty connection. I like the lighthearted part of it is all

New. XXXIII.