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Did you ever blow your boyfriend's dad or brothers?

I haven't. On the other hand, my boyfriend has a ridiculously handsome brother and a studly dad who looks like James Wolk. He says the three of them go naked around the house whenever they're together and always have. They've even gone skinny dipping in their pool. He said it had no effect on him and that he's grossed out thinking about their bodies (even though they are objectively perfect looking and supposedly very well hung).

by Anonymousreply 12September 13, 2022 4:32 PM

Go take a cold shower op

by Anonymousreply 1September 12, 2022 8:42 PM

Stealth incest thread.

by Anonymousreply 2September 13, 2022 12:47 AM

Knock yourself out OP

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by Anonymousreply 3September 13, 2022 1:20 AM

Lock yourself out OP

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by Anonymousreply 4September 13, 2022 1:20 AM

Knock yourself out OP

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by Anonymousreply 5September 13, 2022 1:22 AM

Sorry about the double post. My phone "froze"

Here's one more so that the OP can leave us in peace

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by Anonymousreply 6September 13, 2022 1:22 AM

Dear MANdate Reader's Forum,

You'll never guess what happened to me when I went to my boyfriend's house and met his family...

by Anonymousreply 7September 13, 2022 1:31 AM

As if.

by Anonymousreply 8September 13, 2022 5:39 AM

It's a satiric copycat thread. Duh

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by Anonymousreply 9September 13, 2022 9:12 AM

Yes OP. the first time my BF (now husband) took me to his parent's home, Daddy asked me to go to the barn with him to check on my farming skills. He seemed really kind of hostile, but BF told me I'd better go. I was very intimidated.We drove a few miles in complete, awkward silence, until we reached a building in the middle of some farmed fields. the minute we were in there, he locked the door, slap me accross the face twice , really hard, grabbed my hair and pushed my face against his crotch.. "let's see what you can do faggot, I want to know what my son sees in you". I couldn't suck him, he kept pulling my hair and spitting on my face, and hitting me He finally fucked my throat really hard and came buckets. We drove back in silence. I was crying. He said "I'm not finished with you , bitch". we stopped near a bunch of trailers, he called " BOYS" , and took me inside one of the trailers. 2 guys were drinking beer in front of the TV. It was filthy, "Meet your brother's new faggy , boys" and he pushed me down on the floor. they basically showered me with blows and took turns in my mouth. When they were finished, Daddy took me home. My BF laughed at my face. I had two black eyes and my face and hair had been smeard with cum and spit. He said "I see you've met everybody. ". My mother in law sighed "tsss, boys will be boys". That was my welcome party

by Anonymousreply 10September 13, 2022 10:59 AM

I met my boyfriend sophomore year at Yale. It was a small campus so I was already aware of him freshman year as he quickly developed a reputation for being one of the BIG men on campus, a WASP god on the soccer and crew teams. I was a first generation Ivy Leaguer, a tall Muslim nerd from South Paterson New Jersey. .... TBC

by Anonymousreply 11September 13, 2022 12:36 PM

Dear Penthouse Forum

by Anonymousreply 12September 13, 2022 4:32 PM
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