Did you ever see your brothers/dad naked?

doesn't that make your boyfriend both handsome and hung, too?

[quote]doesn't that make your boyfriend both handsome and hung, too?

who cares? - about ANY of them

How old is your boyfriend, OP?

Did you read this on reddit, OP?

Is your boyfriend the guy who measured his dad's 7" hard-on in a sauna, OP?

Ewww

r1 There is such a thing as Kevin Jonas, but yes in my boyfriend's case he has pretty good genes.

r3 He's 23.

I thought this was the Shit Brickhouse Troll at first though it looked a bit brief. I have to say I was disappointed that it wasn't him.

23!? Doesn't that make you old enough to be his grandfather?

R8 I'm 21. His brother is either 18 or 19. I'm not sure. No idea how old his dad is but based on pics, I would say 45-50.

This is what happens when you watch a ton of lame porn.

Heavens to Betsy, 21! Welcome, lad! Post often and in detail.

Yup, my brother jerked me off and had me jerk him off. I guess you can call that being molested. So I've seen him and my dad's cock.

I wish I could say I have a lame porn story about it but this is all I heard. I made a joke about his family being hot and he told me they were always naked around the house and still are. After I pried it out of him, he finally admitted they are super hung but only after insisting "he never looks" 100 times.

What do coupled up 21/23 yos consider "super hung". 7 inches? You see, us size-queen and prolapsed retired old fat whores are getting excited because "super hung" starts at 9 inches - 22cm+

r14 No idea. He wouldn't tell me any more details. That's why I took my sexual frustration over to datalounge to find if there's anyone who will admit to sneaking a peek.

I don’t have brothers but I definitely saw my dad naked, he was uncircumcised and I immediately noticed how “different’ his penis was.

So, we're not bothering to try and stealth incest threads now?

No, I never saw my father or my brother naked, nor did I want to, I didn't much like being around them when they were clothed, especially my brother.

I can understand your boyfriend seeing his family members nude when he lived with them, but, now?

I know this all bullshit, maybe, keeping this thread going will help the OP cum.

Wasn't this in a Josman comic book?

Just my owner’s cock. He puts peanut butter on it and I lick it good. Real good

Yep, R19.

Please no trauma dumps about getting diddled. We just want detailed descriptions of hot dad dick, the hairier the better.

OP- Did you ever see your MOTHER naked?

Nope.

Thank god.

That would have been weird.

Bump

It hasn’t even been five minutes since the last post, R25. Are that desperate to get off?

R26 just wanted to make sure I added it to my watched threads 😎

Pages upon pages of Josman fantasy goodness.

I think that last comic on the first page of the above link (“Foreman Joe”) might be Josman’s hottest work.

Too fucking horny for words!

Yes, I used to deliberately try to see my father naked. I saw my brother naked, but only incidentally. During Covid lockdown, he moved in with me and we started bathing together, which was fun.

Wait... isn't this the plot of a series of Men.com videos with Malik Delgaty and Austin Wolf as the father and brother?

R30 Tell us more

I used to shower with my father when I was very young and I remember being confused/intrigued by his hairy bush.

Huh? Have I ever eaten ice cream? Have I ever been to a movie? Have I been in a car? Did I ever pre outdoors? Do I know how to write my name?

My dad always exited the bathroom completely nude after he took a shower. From time to time, I would come up with a reason to enter the bathroom just as he was exiting ("Sorry, dad, gotta piss so bad!") and get as good of a look at his cock, balls, and buns as I could. My dad was a masculine, kind guy with hazel eyes and a mustache whose body was almost completely covered in jet black fur. He wasn't super tall (I think that's why I'm into more compact guys) and he had a bit of a beer belly but that just gave him a meaty ass, too. His cock and balls were quite hefty. They reminded me of Jim Brown’s goods in his Playgirl spread, just on a white guy.

I would often jack off in my room thinking about my dad’s hairy, manly body rutting against me..his mouth covering mine and probing his tongue into my mouth..his rough, working class hands touching me everywhere. It always got me off the best. Honestly, I still think about him sometimes when I’m stroking.

r35 Hot! Did you ever give him a show or was it just a one-way thing?

Did he make fun of your puny cocklet too?

Good job R35. I like the way you worked in a Veda-esque class schizophrenia.

My father was an alcoholic, and slept it off in the nude. He'd stagger into the bathroom and take a piss at some point, we could hear the sound effects from the kitchen table while we ate our cereal. If we were bathing, he'd just walk right in and pee, very immodest. He was a Merchant marine, French origin with a masculine body, hairy chest and meaty loins, it just became routine seeing him naked and inebriated. That went on throughout most of my childhood, until he died suddenly of a heart attack at age 41 when I was 7...

Ross Lynch did.

Why do I get the feeling there's an incest fantasy in this somewhere?

Any more?

Do we think Ryan and Deacon go naked around the house?

My father was a narcissist who used to walk around showing his 9 inch dick & would do naked sit-ups in the family room where we were all watching Tv. One time he made fun of my penis size when I was around 10 yrs old & very self-conscious about my average size.

My mother was a Virgin on her wedding night & thought Dad was average. Los-divorce she’d only seen one other dick in person & said it was so small she could barely even find it. My sister scolded her, “Mom, that one was probably just normal. Dad is Dirk Diggler!”

r44 Did he have a hot body?

Yes, very trim otter, 5’11 1/2” & 155.

r46 How did he make fun of you?

^ "Homophobic and misogynistic blame language", if his father was anything like Brick Shithouse Troll's father!

For the last time, it's not considered inappropriate familial touching if you both enjoyed it. Especially between brothers or cousins.

"he's grossed out thinking about their bodies" That just means your bf isn't a pervert sicko like you are.

When I was very young my dad would shower with me and my older brother. I guess it was just easier to clean us both together at the same time. I must have been like 3 and my older brother was 6. After the age of five or so he would just walk around the house naked when he wanted to from the bathroom to his room. It wasn't a big deal at all. I think it's why I am completely free being naked around the house, my husband now. I'll be sitting on the counter naked eating a bowl of cereal, not even thinking about it, until I'm like - maybe my bare ass shouldn't be here. And the poster above who said they get nothing sexual when thinking about their father or brother, I am exactly the same. I am not against a good family fun fantasy. But when it comes to mine, I have absolutely no desire. Like it doesn't cross my mind ever.

Oh, and those comics, geesh. I wish people would show just normal dad bods, that would be much hotter. If you ever have a penchant for regular, fit, dad bods check out Hand42 videos. Just google it and they will pop up. He fucks a ton of bi, closeted, curious married guys, plumbers, electricians, accountants. I think his videos are very hot and different, especially when it gets to the kissing.

Geeezus. Some of you must have been gang raped and molested repeatedly as children. This kind of obsessive incest shit is not normal for gays or straights.

I'm surprised you didn't reveal their cut/uncut statuses.

handball french stars do, all the time

Daddy Bieber has too.

R51 "until I'm like"

Your speech is more disturbing than your desperate need for attention.

I’m calling Olebia! This thread is naughty…

R56 has thick yellow toenails and smells like sour milk.

R47 I was getting out of the shower & said I had a huge mosquito bite. He asked to see it, I think it was on my lower stomach, so I dropped my towel & he said something like, oh, it looks like the mosquito had sucked your penis away. Dick.

I did, but it made me feel uncomfortable. My dad and brothers were not circumcised and I was. One of my brothers would pull at his foreskin and say idiotic things like, "Don't you wish you had one of these?"

The reason I was circumcised was when I was born my foreskin was closed and adhered to my meatus.

I sure have!

[Quote]"Don't you wish you had one of these?"

You're obviously not American, R60.

PERV THREAD

Yes, I've seen my father's dick many times. We have very similar looking intact cocks, similar average sizes too. When I was younger, seeing his cock turned me on. I liked seeing him getting out of the shower. I also liked seeing his cock hang out of his boxer shorts when we would watch TV together and he would doze off. It gave me a boner staring at his foreskin.

[quote] You're obviously not American, [R60].

I was born in Nova Scotia in Canada. We moved to Massachusetts when I was 12.

All these posts are about dads so far. Almost no one has posted about their brothers yet. I'm not complaining but surely there are some hot brother sightings too, right?

About 18 years ago, my brother, Tony, was staying with me, visiting for two weeks from out of state. It was the first time I'd spent any time with him as adults; he is seven years younger and we grew up not having much in common... or so I thought. During this visit, I not only saw him naked but accidentally walked in on him while he was having full-on gay sex with two of my closest friends (separately, on two different occasions).

In the first instance, I had gotten up early one morning to get ready for work and went into the guest bedroom to grab a coat from the closet, only to discover Tony balls-deep inside my best friend (who was also visiting me from out of state that week) on the bed. I was gobsmacked, and apparently, from the sounds they made, my happening upon the two of them made one or both of them cum right at that moment.

Five nights later, I awoke in the middle of the night and went to the kitchen for some water, when I discovered Tony again with another friend who lived a few blocks away; they were vigorously 69ing on the floor of my living room. A few weeks later, Tony moved in with him.

Before that visit, I had never even known he was into guys.

That. Never. Happened.

R68 It absolutely happened. All of it. And my friend threw my brother out after only two months of living together because he was stoned all the time and never got a job. Their apartment was robbed while my friend was at work and my brother was out scoring drugs. My brother wound up moving back in with our parents.

Woo! And then it happened!!!!

I remember seeing my dad naked a few times after bathing when I was very young. I also saw my mom naked in the same circumstances. But post-early childhood, no. My dad is partially circumcised and my parents had the same done to me (I have some foreskin, but not enough that it fully covers the head of my dick). Because of this, I didn't realize that circumcision existed until I was quite a bit older. I remember finding out after hearing that most boys had to use lotion to jerk off, which was never necessary for me (and frankly kind of a blessing—I could easily jack off anywhere, anytime).

I have not seen my younger brother naked since we were kids. For reasons that I am still not aware of, he was fully circumcised. Despite DL's disgust for uncut cocks, I am glad that I wasn't.

Can we say the 'f' word here? Just asking for a friend.

More naked daddies please!

Our mom took a picture of me and my brother (preschool age) with our dad taking a bath together. In the picture, our dicks were hidden by soap bubbles. Years later, while my brother and I were in high school, he came into my bedroom while I was watching TV and asked if I would like to blow him. He had his hard dick out, but I refused his offer. We also played strip poker a few times. Never any sex. And never saw our dad naked when we got older.

I had a friend tell me that he and his brother used to show off for each other. Maybe it's somewhat common for brothers to do some exploring together?

r74 Why would your brother assume you wanted to blow him?

R75 Because he would have been blind or deaf to not know that I was gay. Yes, I'm that obvious. However, the instance I wrote about happened during (I kid you not) Dark Shadows and I couldn't possibly be interrupted, plus I wasn't sure he was serious, though he did have his dick hanging out when he made his offer.

r76 Well, not to pry. But I was concerned about the possibility of abuse, especially if you were a bit fem and your brother was straight.

But if it was just normal brotherly antics, I apologize.

Gross! It’s the incest troll again.

[quote]the instance I wrote about happened during (I kid you not) Dark Shadows and I couldn't possibly be interrupted

Dialing Penthouse Letters with a Pencil

No, when I sucked them off, it was always in the dark.

Do lesbians get off on their moms the way some gay men get off on their dads and moms. You probably all trolls anyway. I have never felt any attraction towards my dad.

I meant to type dad's and uncles*

I saw my brother fucking dad so many times I figured it was my duty to fuck mom since dad was too busy.

I hope you guys actually don't want to fuck your fathers and brothers, and you just like imagining other people fucking their fathers and brothers. I find some dad and son pairs to be hot, and I have been guilty of watching fake incest porn. Mostly because when I was young I was attracted to dilfs, and it feels like you're seeing something that's "wrong". But all the male members of my family, I find completely repulsive. Except for my uncle, but only when he was younger. (also we aren't blood related)

I had sex with a few of my cousins. We were teens. They were glorious jock gods at that age. Guess word got around that I would do anything.

One of my older brothers (the farter) would do gross stuff to freak me out like use my Mork & Mindy comb on his pubes.

In your earrings and caftan, r86?

Just the caftan.

I frankly am repulsed by the idea of anything sexual involving my brother. He is straight and we look a lot alike (to the point that we've been mistaken for twins), but—ew. Same goes for my dad, who is very conventionally good-looking. ICK. I would never.

MURIEL! Make this incest-y shit stop!

I have no brothers, but my dad would occasionally walk from his bedroom/bath area to the laundry room without any clothes on, which meant pretty much the entire length of the house due to the layout.

I remember one time, he didn't know that one of my teenage sisters had come home, and she was sitting with a few of her girlfriends in the living room. .. Let's just say, they got a pretty good look at dad's ass as he walked through the dining room to the kitchen area.

In case anyone wants a visual of that moment, he looked like porn star Paul Wagner at that point (albeit uncut).

And this is why I can't watch Paul Wagner videos.

You lucky perverted bastard.

My dad was César Rubirosa, and Porfirio was my uncle. Dad and Uncle Porfirio were naked often, as they were naturally sporty, sensual men. Did you know dick size is often passed through the mother's genes on the X? I was embarrassed throughout my youth by my tiny cocklet. It was only at Le Rosey in my teens that I discovered my 20cm was above average, not tiny.

All you guys who are perving over your own dads and brothers need Jesus. Seriously, sick fucks.

I saw my dad naked once or twice as a kid and saw my brother naked a few times as we shared a room from time to time but never had the remotest bit of interest because they are my family members, you utter wrong'uns!

I saw my older brother naked in photographs. It was about 1984 and he had just moved back home from college. All his stuff was moved back into our bedroom and I wasn’t used to sharing the room anymore. One day I was poking through our closet and I found a packet of photos. I opened it up and almost dropped it to the ground when I saw what it was. The packet was a roll of pictures that someone took of my brother and his friends all naked and fucking a young woman who was probably a student with them at school. Wasn’t it illegal to develop something like that back then? I was amazed. Anyway, it was my brother and four of his friends all completely naked, some of them eating her out, some of the pics her sucking their cocks, some of the pics my brother fucking her. It was the first time I was my brother naked, so I saw his very fit athletic body and his pubic hair and his erection. I even saw his asshole, because in one of the pics he was fucking her from behind.

If this sounds erotic yes it was but also it fucked me up at a young age big time. I became obsessed with those photos and would jerk off to them constantly once I knew they were in my closet. It affected my relationship with my brother too because I. never looked at him quite the same. He had always been my hero and I held him up to better values than me, so it was sort of destructive to my image of him that he participated in group sex with four guys with one girl. It was like my hero was gone forever. Considering we didn’t have a father (my father took off years prior) it was devastating to me. So my brother went from being someone that was beloved to me, to a sleezy sex figure that I would guiltily masturbate to. I never told him I found the pictures of course. Eventually I stopped masturbating to the pictures and eventually he moved out, but I think it changed me and added to whatever it was that made me into a sexual compulsive gay man.

I think Uncle Porfirio may have dabbled in homosex and at least homos didn't faze him. He always invited me down from Rolle, and later Munich (where I went to uni) to Monaco for the Grand Prix. There were often gorgeous men in his entourage and hired to his wives' and lovers' staffs. One May evening, Uncle Porfirio and his stunning major domo drove to Nice to visit a maison close at the Vieux-Port, with the goal of deflowering me. Well I wound up with the major domo because a whore told Porfirio that I didn't like girls, so he directed his own employee to do the deed.

[Quote]I would never

Are you sure, R89?

R95 here again. Before anyone wags their finger at me, yes I fully realize that if I hadn’t been snooping I wouldn’t have found those photos and it’s my own fault that I saw them. I also fully realize that my brother had a right to privacy that I violated. But on the other hand, I was 13 years old and my older brother should NOT have brought something so sexually explicit into the room he was going to share with a minor.

[quote] He said it had no effect on him and that he's grossed out thinking about their bodies.

The ONLY right response, OP.

My dad was never naked around my sisters (much older than me) but yeah, if it was just the two of us around the house, he’d be naked sometimes. Not for HOURS, but it wasn’t uncommon for us to undress or shower around each other.. I never thought much about it. He had been in the Navy and then was a fireman, so I don’t think he ever thought that it was anything strange with guys being naked around each other.

I remember us taking baths and showers together when I was little..probably stopped around kindergarten age. In his later years, I had to sometimes help him bathe or shower. Funny how life works out like that sometimes.

Yes and we have this crazy ritual whenever I bring a new boyfriend at home. My dad drags him to our farm and fucks his face, and then he's roasted (= beaten to a pulp and facefucked) by my brothers in their trailer. My mom is clueless

I never sang for my father, you know

Yep,many times. Although my dad was more about him wearing briefs around the house that hid nothing.Some of them were so worn they were practically see thru . Though I did see him naked quite a few times.His was the 1st uncut dick I ever saw. I saw my older brother naked so much it got old. He was a sporto,so being naked around guys was nothing to him. My dads youngest brother lived with us for a couple of years and I saw him naked a lot too. Like Ive said before,growing up in a redneck world and camping hunting and fishing most of my childhood,seeing guys dicks wasnt unusual. You're on a boat in the ocean with no bathroom you just whip it out and let fly. Downwind of course. I really didnt pay a huge amount of attention until I started puberty.Then I couldnt get enough peeks !

[quote]All you guys who are perving over your own dads and brothers need Jesus. Seriously, sick fucks.

r94 WTF is Jesus gonna do about it? Send them to Hell?

I did see my dad naked all the time. But there was one thing that I remember clearly, even though I was too young to understand it at the time. Saturday mornings I would run into my Dad and stepmom's room and watch Saturday Morning cartoons on their bed. One time I ran into the room and there was, what I know now to be, a huge dried up cum stain on the sheets. I didn't know it then, but the way he whipped the cover back to cover it up let me know it was something he didn't want me to see. I think because he did that the image was burned into my mind as something "adult." If he hadn't, I would have never known what it was or paid it any mind.

Here's a story for you R95. You are not the only one. This story pertains to a friend of mine and how something similar messed up his sexual development.

My friend's older brother was 14 years his senior. My friend was his parent's later-in-life "oops" baby. Anyway, when he was 12 himself, he saw his then 26 year old brother coming out of the shower drying off. They didn't really grow up together, so there wasn't the usual closeness brothers, who do, feel. But he was completely mesmerized by his brother's adult hairy body and sizeable dick. He was probably the first naked man he had ever seen like that. But his older brother quickly became part of his fantasy life. So much so that when actually met in some chat room on AOL years ago, when he was about 24 and his older brother was 38, and he found out I lived on the same block as his brother, he immediately attached himself to me. I was the only person he ever shared his desire for his brother - to hang out with him, suck his cock, etc..

Years go by, and we've built a real friendship based on other things, but I always knew this was a part of him. He got married, and is in his 40s now. He never had kids, doesn't want them. His brother is married with two kids, in his 50s now. His brother would occasionally stay at my friend's house because he would have a work job in the area the next day. One weekend he was over and my friend had to go out of town for the weekend for work. When he came back his brother was gone. My buddy had sex with his wife but could tell she "felt" different. She didn't feel like a woman who had last had sex with her husband a week before. I don't know about these things, but he says a husband knows. He became obsessed with the idea that his brother had fucked his wife over the weekend.

I told him just ask her. (they had recently opened their relationship to threesomes, so the question wasn't that far afield). He got the nerve up over some wine one night and asked her. She said, "ask your brother." And that is all the confirmation he needed. And later on he told her he wasn't mad but grilled her for every little last detail of what sex with his brother was like - from how it started, to positions, to size. Turns out the older brother and wife where having wine on the couch, him complaining about his wife, and one thing led to another. They ended up making out and she went down on him. She said he was huge, so much so she really didn't know what to do. She said he seemed to be familiar with that look on a woman's face and took her to the bedroom and put her in a more accommodating position to take him. Turns out they fucked twice in my buddy's very own bed. And the wife liked it so much, she got in the shower with him the next morning and he fucked her there. I am sure my buddy jacksoff all the time thinking about his brother inside of his wife. He said as much and is trying to think of a way for it to happen again.

My brother is good looking but the thought of him sexually repulses me. He and I shared a bathroom (a 2 door bathroom: 1 door led to his bedroom, 1 to mine). It was an old house and all the doors had mortise locks and keys (and keyholes). I did see him naked through the keyhole standing up and pounding his girlfriend against the bathroom wall. When he pulled out to get in a different position I remember thinking “his balls are bigger, but my cock is bigger.”

R106. Bravo. That is thoroughly psychologically twisted and sexually perverted without being disgusting. It's a fine line.

Why thank you r108. All true. A lot more details, but that's the highlight reel, that's relevant to this thread, of what happened.

R43 Ryan taught Deacon not to be ashamed of his body.

R95 “I even saw his asshole, because in one of the pics he was fucking her from behind.”

Was he spreading his cheeks?

I don’t know. I’m hearing a lot about “wives” on this thread.

Most gay men secretly lust after their brothers, if they find them attractive or even go beyond that. I wasn't lucky enough to have a brother growing up or I would have gone to town.

r106 🎵Phone rings, door chimes, in cums company!🎵

[quote] He had always been my hero and I held him up to better values than me, so it was sort of destructive to my image of him that he participated in group sex with four guys with one girl. It was like my hero was gone forever. Considering we didn’t have a father (my father took off years prior) it was devastating to me. So my brother went from being someone that was beloved to me, to a sleezy sex figure that I would guiltily masturbate to.

r95 I honestly don't understand why this affected your image of your brother. He's a man just like you are and men have sex. Sure, we don't want to see family taking a shit or having sex or a lot of things which make them human. But it's a bit of a naive childish view to let that destroy your image of your brother. So he had group sex. It sounded consensual. Sleazy yes. But often when we're young we idolize family members. But then we get older ourselves and realize our parents and older siblings are men and woman just like us. And we can appreciate them even more to see them as real humans, not perfected idols.

As for your sexual attraction to your brother, maybe it's your own guilt over incestuous thoughts which compels this more than anything your brother did. I wouldn't feel guilty over it. There's a different dynamic among men only than between men and women. There's a brother relationship between male friends. And that often turns sexual.

There was nothing wrong with your sexual attraction to a much older brother. I love Freud! This is sort of a reverse Oedipus Complex. Very natural and very human and nothing to be ashamed about.

Sex between brothers is a beautiful thing.

[quote] Sex between brothers is a beautiful thing.

Um...maybe not.

I’ll never forget the first time I saw my dad’s penis. I said,“Dad…don’t text me shit like that.”

That didn't work for me r118.

This is OP

R117 A film where gay guys end up dead - no!

Brothers, not really—-maybe one of them once, but my dad, plenty of times.

Saw Dad naked occasionally in our one bathroom as a kid, and again once I was an adult and he was disabled when helping him bathe and change clothes. Nothing salacious there.

I don't have any siblings, but I do have a lifelong best friend that I think of as a brother. Apparently the incest taboo applies, as not only do I not find him attractive, but I've had my libido doused with cold water when a blind date turned out to resemble him too much.

My brother and I shared a bedroom, so we saw each other naked every day. He was 15 and I was 13 when he " forced" me to suck him off. For that, he liked to be totally naked. We continued for three years whenever he wanted.

I know some people will squawk about r124, but I don’t think that scenario is all that uncommon

R125 You don't say ...

I was raised in a nudist household from the age of 11 on, so yes I saw my 4 siblings naked on a regular basis...no big deal.

I saw my dad when I was younger, now in my adult years, it all makes sense. Let’s say certain traits get passed down, height not always being one of them.

The Family Dick porn annoys me because they don't even look like father and son. Can't they recruit some real life and legal age fathers and sons for porn, or is that against the law?

Saw my dad’s naked body (nothing special, big beer gut) all the time on weekends and holidays and days off from work because he was an alcoholic who would frequently go on benders, sleep most of the time, and only emerge from his and my mom’s bedroom to take a piss… usually completely naked, occasionally holding something in front of his junk as he walked from bedroom to bathroom.

This happened when I would have friends over. Mortifying.

I never paid attention to his dick. I guess it was a decent size? I’m well hung myself and probably get it from him, but I don’t know. When I think about my naked dad, I just feel shame and embarrassment. He had a lot of unprocessed, serious trauma and drank to deal with it, so I can’t really blame him. My mom sure did, though.

God, what have I done to this hot and horny thread?! More incest erotica please.

R130 = Noah’s son

No brother(s), but I wish I had seen - or at least consciously remember- my father naked. I’m huge down there & would have liked to know if I inherited this from dear old dad.

I wonder what r95's relationship is with his brother today? I wonder what he did with the photos.

Do fraternity brothers count?

r134 Yes!

R129 Don't they usually throw in some kind of off-handed remark or implication in those Family Dick videos that the father and son are actually stepfather and stepson? Same with the brothers, who are actually stepbrothers. IOW, no real reason why they should look alike. I just watched the intro to three of their videos released in the last few months with the so-called fathers and sons, and they all made included a line about the younger guy being the dad's stepson.

I used to hide in my dad’s closet so I could peek at his sausage when he would walk in naked to get his clothes. He never saw me, but all I ever wanted to do was take that gorgeous hog in my mouth. He had some heavy low hangers, too. I’m getting hard just thinking about it.

My younger brother’s twig and berries are almost as beautiful. I love sucking him to completion.

r127 r137 FAKE! FAKE! FAKE!

Freaks, just a bunch of freaks. I love every motherfucking one of you, but yous is freaks.

It’s not fake. I always wanted my dad to fuck me. There was a kid in our town who got diddled by his dad and there was a huge uproar, but all I could think about was how grateful I would be. My dad commented that it was disgusting and he couldn’t understand wanting to fuck your own flesh and blood and my heart sank. I knew then that he would never make love to me.

But my brother and I have a great relationship. He has a beautiful body and wouldn’t dream of denying me.

Honestly, I get so excited about dickie-poo that I could never really be raped. At least part of me would always enjoy it. I don’t really understand women at all. I guess they’re just different

Cont’d

If I was a fish, you can bet I’d let any man stuff my cooter that wanted to. Or even if they didn’t want to. I’d be chasing them down.

r140 Maybe your dad was just projecting.

Yes, saw my dad's cock only once when I was around 5 and I don't have any brothers. Did see my grandfathers once and my uncles up close and personal, since he loved playing cops and robbers with me and had me (the cop) frisk him (the robber) all the time searching for his gun.... and yes I put his gun in my mouth.

[quote]Do we think Ryan and Deacon go naked around the house?

Nobody thinks of Ryan and Deacon R43.

Yes, and it was SPECTACULAR

I just rolled over and told them about your thread, OP, and Dad and Brother Renaldo both laughed before they returned to eating my ass out.

No to both, nor was I ever curious.

However, I did have a "family friend" sort of friend I visited a few times my freshman year in college. What my parents apparently didn't know when they told me to check in on Danny and have dinner with his parents was that (a) Danny's mom and dad had split up and (b) dad had fallen into both a nudist thing as well as a swinger thing.

While dorky Danny did not walk around naked, his dad often did and only put on briefs when I came around.

I honestly thought both actual nudists and swingers were either made up things for sex columns or something only the most dire of fuggos did, but Danny's dad had that whole Jim Palmer thing going on, so....yum. *lifts caftan*

Why aren’t there any real dad/son (of legal age!!) porn videos out there?

I’m not saying I want to watch them. I’m just wondering why I haven’t accidentally come across any.

r148 Playgirl did a spread back in the day.

I knew a guy who grew up with 9 older brothers (Irish Catholic) . No sisters. All the bedroom doors were ripped from their hinges during sibling violence. Showers were two-at-a-time, And he was the youngest and used to shower with his oldest brother (whom he adored), but whose wet crotch hair was right at eye-level, during those showers, and completely grossed him out.

Danny Glover’s daughters did at the beginning of Lethal Weapon.

At least two of the Lynch brothers have not only seen each other naked, but have seen each other having sex.

[quote]The Family Dick porn annoys me because they don't even look like father and son.

I think it's so stupid when they say nephew fucked by his step-uncle. What the fuck is that? That could be anybody. Or when the son fucked by his dad and his dad looks five years old than him. The father son thing is hot in fantasy, porn, but I have completely zero urge to do anything with my dad or siblings.

Due to obscenity laws they have to state they are "Step" this or "Step" that.

Is that a recent thing? There are lots of videos, even on Family Dick, where they don’t play the “step” game.

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Rhett from SCM jerked off with his real dad. His dad was sneaking glances the entire time.

Who are “the Lynch brothers”?

I did not live in one of those "fantasy fiction" homes on LPSG or Reddit where it's a house filled with strapping men, all walking around nude, wresting nude in the backyard pool. I do not want to see my brother or dad naked. I did take showers with my dad when I was like under 3 or 4, but that's it. I was going through my dad's yearbook that I had found and one of the signatures was about how big his dick was. Gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I also grew up in a big house where everyone had their own bedroom and bath, so again unlike Reddit, no incidences of my taking a shower, while my hung dad takes a leak and my little bro is brushing his teeth with morning wood all at the same time. Maybe space and lack of privacy is the root of the naked or not house.

[quote]Who are “the Lynch brothers”?

They wish you Happy Holidays.

My favorite was the Joe Gage "Chainsaw" porn where Allen Silver ends up catching his "sons" jacking off and then they stroke together.

I don't know how they got around any laws, but I think maybe he never explicity said "sons" - but it was implied.

R160, wow, that’s a family of uggos.

R43 Dad always wanted me to be comfortable with my body - and his.

I could see Ryan and Deacon being nude in front of each other. They work out together, compare stats. Ryan laments that his is not as fit s his son. Ava spends most of her time with Reese and Reese has a new family. That's pretty hot.

R164 Dad was so proud that I'm bigger than him! He even rewarded me with a massage!

Deacon P, if you are bigger than your dad, congratulations because your Dad has one of the most beautiful and perfectly big cocks I have ever seen on a celebrity.

R166 IKR? Dad's really proud of it, too - he's naked nearly every time I see him these days!

I shared a room with my equally gay brother who is one yr younger. From the time we hit puberty, we would both sleep naked and often see each other walking around with morning wood. Whenever we were in a hurry, we would shower together; no big deal. And when times got " desperate".............

I’ve never understood handjobs/jacking other people off. If I’m going to have access to another person’s dick, I’m putting it in my mouth at the very least, or they can GTFO.

Go big or go home.

Well, when you're that young, manual sex is sufficient.

I have always wondered about that, R168, what it would be like to have a gay twin brother or in your case 1 year apart. Especially as a twin, would you j/o together? I've seen twins on pornhub - they seem fine jacking it together or being naked, but most don't seem into really touching each other or uncomfortable doing it, which would make sense. The post nut clarity has to be brutal.

If I had an identical twin brother, I would've insisted on fucking him.

The opportunity to feel what it'd be like to be inside yourself would be too tempting.

I never saw my brother or father naked, thank goodness. But when my father was in the hospital on his death bed I did see his penis. The nurse came in to check his catheter. I was walking around the bed to leave the room when she pulled the covers down and well, there it was. I never knew until then he was uncircumcised.

I do have a remembrance from 66 years ago (I was 3) when my brother and I got dirty digging a hole in the far reaches of the back yard. When we came into the house we were both ordered to the tub. I remember being in the tub with my brother and being chastised for getting dirty, but I have no memory of seeing my brother fully naked. I'm sure I did, but the memory is wiped from my mind after the passage of time. And I'm very happy that memory is gone.

It just hit me that there are gay men out there who are either single kids OR just have sisters that this fantasy must live on for. They are the one's wondering, "If I only had a brother, what would have happened?" They are probably the ones pushing this question. When the reality for 98% of the gay population with a brother knows that the idea of sex with your brother is a complete turnoff and gross. You just don't see them that way. And it's not like I have super high moral standards. It's like asking, did you ever makeout with your dog or see his penis.

I'm a gay only child and the fantasy doesn't appeal to me either. Maybe it's to do with having a best friend who's occupied more or less the same mental space as a brother since we were little kids? Or maybe there are just a lot of people who get freaky about incest fantasies—porn in recent years would certainly make an argument for the latter.

I wonder if twin models like the Brewers or Carlsons have ever messed around. So many photographers seem to love to imply it in photoshoots as bait.

I have known three sets of twins who have admitted they “messed around” when they were younger.

My husband's best friends in high school were a set of twins he regularly had sex with each other to the point where I think they fell in love with each other. They were initially molested by their older brother and a friend of his. So it was a pretty fucked up dysfunctional family.

Clarify, please

Sorry, R179, I mean to say that my husband was friends in high school with a set of twins THAT regularly had sex with each other. My husband played around with each individually at certain points. But the twins pretty much had a full blown sexual relationship that went into their adult years. Even though one got married and had two kids, his marriage was one of convenience to a rich Swiss girl who needed a Green Card. And at one point I think the twins got caught by their mother, so the marriage was a way to say that their relationship was behind them. But I am sure to this day they fool around here and there.

Much better!

Exactly r174. I have two brothers and the mere thought of them in any sort of sexual context is enough to make me throw up. Most people just don't see their siblings in that kind of way because it's just disgusting.

If you have the patience for dark lighting and intrigue, there is this pornhub video of a guy sneaking into his dad's bedroom at night to play with his cock. It says step dad, but at one point he says I can't believe this is the dick that made me. There used to be more than three videos. And one that was pretty convincing to the reality of the situation was the Dad asking the boy why he was in his room.

OP is why they hate us.