Most Fake Bearding Situations

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Anybody who dates Taylor Swift

Is it still a bearding situation if the woman doesn't realize the man is gay and believes they're really in love? Asking for Liza.

Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest

Hold my beer!

Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift

Cavill and Cuoco

Tom Holland and Zendaya

Taylor Swift isn't gay

That FAGGOT with the SCRAWNY ass- Ben Affleck

Taylor Swift is a decent songwriter, but she used and manipulates people.

I genuinely doubt Jakey ever put it into Miss Swift.

R2 not true. DL fave Brenton Thwaites briefly dated her…now he is babied down.

I'm just sitting here smiling all the time while taking a little time off for mental health!

Peace!

Right, Camila? (Did I spell it right?)

R11 that's what makes her such a great role model.

I thought Jake is a top. But in velvet buzzaw his butt was shaven.... for Tom???

Nothing tops this in the new millennium.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Jake is a bi.

The sexiest man alive had a lot of alleged beards as partners but I wonder if these beards from time to time like to have real relationships too?

Not to Americans but the Italians find the Clooney bearding comically fake.

They've had a front row seat to his not-so-secret love life and entertaining guest lists the past two decades. His charismatic schmoozing has bought him a lot of discretion and goodwill from people in the know. He is the classic example of DL's often referred to "take your dating to Europe" when you've got something to hide PR tactic.

R20 And who is that?

George and Amal.

Has it been two decades already?

[quote]Has it been two decades already?

Clooney has lived in Italy two decades. The marital bearding hasn't only been in the last 8 or 9 years.

The previous Italian beard he "dated" apparently also has loose lips and found some kind of loophole in her contract.

^^^^ has only been not "hasn't" only been.

Am I the only one who doesn't think Clooney is gay and his marriage is the real deal?

Al and Tipper.

Henry Cavill’s relationships all seem phony because they are so mismatched.

R21 Link/evidence, please.

Nothing springs to mind.

R27, I knew someone who knew Merv Griffin and Merv knew all the closet gays; Merv said Clooney was gay, and I always believed it ever after. But I guess Merv coulda been wrong.

R25 Amal Clooney is a successful high-profile barrister, not some penniless gold digger. Why would she agree to be a beard?

[quote]Jake Gyllenhaal has to be number one. A power bottom

Nah, I just lie there.

"Fake bearding" is redundant.

Timothee and Eiza

R33 There are actual bisexuals for Christ sake.

Clooney's PR representative has arrived @r21. They always announce themselves with the traditional "link/evidence" demand. So conspicuous.

r33, She may have been a barrister before he was hired to be his beard but she was not prominent or well-known. No one ever heard of her until she changed her name to his and his team formulated the "human rights" BRAND for her. Beards sign up for the gig to raise their profile and gain exposure which is exactly what the arrangement has done for her. Supposedly she was just a second chair lawyer and definitely not a "human rights expert" before she landed the gig. Her accolades are purchased for her by his PR team just like Harry and Meghan's awards and engagements are purchased for them by Sunshine Sachs.

^^^^should be "Clooney's PR rep @ r30" not r21.

R38 You're clearly a PR representative for Putin. If you ask me for any evidence in support of that fact, that's just further proof that you are what I say you are.

[quote] [R27], I knew someone who knew Merv Griffin and Merv knew all the closet gays; Merv said Clooney was gay, and I always believed it ever after. But I guess Merv coulda been wrong.

I would trust Merv's info and gaydar.

[quote] [R25] Amal Clooney is a successful high-profile barrister, not some penniless gold digger. Why would she agree to be a beard?

Not R25, but gold digging and bearding happens at all levels. She may have had her own money, but not Italian villa money like Clooney. She also seems to really enjoy the public moments, not that she's a fame whore, but she enjoys the cameras, special treatment, perqs, etc.

[bold]I ❤️ T.S.[/bold]

R43 But I thought he is now we Zanweh Ershten who had a sex scene with Jakey G in Velvet Buzzsaw?

R41 I wouldn't. He was a republican. Republicans think all liberals/Democrats are gay. And they think it as an insult

[quote]You're clearly a PR representative for Putin. If you ask me for any evidence in support of that fact, that's just further proof that you are what I say you are.

Clooney needs to hire a better quality of PR rep. The one @ r40 has weak and worn out deflection skills.

Fake? How dare you OP. They are laughing joyfully and holding a festive Starbucks cup. If that's not love I don't know what is!

R18 I had forgotten about that. Didn't that situation last like 2 days before they both said fuck it why bother?

Leonardo's rotation of 20-year-old models. He should at least bump the age up to 30, so that he won't look pervy now that he's getting older.

R46 My skills appear to be weak because I'm trying to demonstrate how even the simplest refutation shows how idiotic, primitive, and indefensible your arguments are.

[quote] Am I the only one who doesn't think Clooney is gay and his marriage is the real deal?

No, but it's a well-known secret in the film industry here in LA. When Clooney was in college he dated (yes, "dated") guys and didn't always hide it. Amal on the other hand clearly loves her public life, her expensive and glamorous lifestyle, and the notoriety that her marriage to George has given her. Don't be fooled by her "human rights lawyer" persona. She's been handed a very expensive package and is more than willing to play the part to the hilt.

R51 Are you in the industry?

Can't anyone just be a Confirmed Bachelor anymore?

I don’t know if Jacob Elordi is gay but all his relationships have seemed fake.

Lizzo is my roll model.

Yes R27

Why does r40 get so upset when people say these things about Clooney? Why you so mad, boo? LOL.

P.S. Clooney should be grateful being called gay than for an abuser of teenaged boys. That poor fella laying in bed, a vegetable because George and Rande have a massive sense of sexual entitlement.

R57 I just don't like the shoddy argumentation.

R31 That Eric Dier guy is so retarded if he thinks he can fool anyone with that sudden engagement coming out the f*ing nowhere. Suddenly some ho' posts in her IG a pic where she's "engaged" to him and is also the first ever pic she with him, while he doesn¿t have any damn pic or story on his IG with her. And this dude is every dam day talking about LGBT rights and blah blah blah, when is more than obvious he's bearding AF.

R31 R60 She was bearding for closeted Sam Heughan just a few months ago.

Who is the most talented beard? It can't be someone known for dating gay men. Are there any beards who are actually good at their job?

The greatest beard is entirely unknown because she’s *that good at it*

Aaron Rodgers has the worst beards: Olivia, Danica, Shailene. No one believes he’s anything but gay.

Why would Cindy Crawford marry a gay man and have children with him? Makes no sense.

Clooney's pr mouthpiece @r50 desperately trying to make a case with his/her/their word salad and failing. It's like listening to Charlie Brown's teacher "Wa wa, wa wa wa....." Shoddy mouthpiece.

Old DL threads have all kinds of info about Clooney from those in and around the industry. The linked thread makes reference to Musto outing Clooney and some other info about him and Noah W., r203-212.

I recall articles about George and Noah W. going on a European vacation together in the early days of ER. Paps found them and his PR had to issue a statement insisting that Eric La-Salle was also there and that it was a buddy vacation although there were no photos or proof of Eric's presence. On DL it has been reported that George paid Noah's rent and gave him a car until the ER money started rolling in. Also photos of George and Noah canoodling coming out of night clubs in the early years of ER. Most have been scrubbed but some still floating around.

The stories about him at The Carlyle in NYC are also well known. I had colleagues years ago who were eyewitness to a telling exchange.

His PR mouthpieces who post on DL angrily arguing on his behalf do him more harm than good. They antagonize people into posting even more info. If they just let the initial comments go, the conversation would die down quickly. By being bitchy, his mouthpieces incite more talk about him.

When Taylor loved Karlie.

.....

Honestly, any gyllenhaal relationship feels phony to me. He is reportedly currently dating a French woman named Jeanne Cadieu, but I will be dammed if I ever see them actually TOGETHER apart from premieres. Jake seems to live a relatively solitary life, and there are very, very rarely photos of Jake and Jeanne out in the world together. I really do believe Jake is bi, but for whatever reason, even the possibly real heterosexual relationships feel transactional and false.

R6 The cringe factor alone makes this coupling the winner.

He looked so uncomfortable during this period. It was as if he knew we all knew it was fake but had to go through with it anyway. More fool you, Tom.

"I had colleagues years ago who were eyewitness to a telling exchange."

R67 Your whole post makes you sound about as reliable as the National Enquirer. I think Clooey very well could be gay, but your 'proof' doesn't help much.

I agree R71, and he was so tetchy about it afterwards! He knew he'd embarrassed himself. His current arrangement with Zawe Ashton is better, but still stupid.

[quote] Dier thinks he can fool anyone with that sudden engagement coming out the f*ing nowhere. Suddenly some ho' posts in her IG a pic where she's "engaged" to him and is also the first ever pic she with him, while he doesn¿t have any damn pic or story on his IG with her. And this dude is every dam day talking about LGBT rights.

It is genuinely ridiculous that he’s marrying her, or any woman. It’s basically an open secret that he’s gay, we’ve all quietly known and accepted it for years. And tbh no fan or player in Western Europe even cares or has a negative opinion on it. It is what it is. If Eric played for some low ranked semi-pro British League, he’d probably be Out with a boyfriend and getting his own Channel 4 docuseries.

But thanks to massive M!ddle Eastern & Ch!nese financial investment in world football, and thanks to the majority of Afr!can players, no-one playing at topflight level (Premier League, in Dier’s case) is allowed to come Out, for fear of offending someone’s cultural mores or religion (usually !slam tbh). The situation closely mirrors that of Hollywood actors, who are also trapped in glass closets and forced to perform heterosexuality to appease non-Westerners.

That’s not to say that homophobia doesn’t exist in the West at all anymore, but we can boast that in this century here the hostility toward being openly gay has diminished. Says a lot that Britain, North America & Australia all have openly gay semi-pros/low ranked pro soccer players who are Out, but no other nation does yet. Here’s hoping that our players stand up to investor pressure in the near future, and show that social & cultural capital can be as valuable as any other.

R68 Karlie was already dating har current husband at that time. More like just one of Taylor's fake bffs

[Quote] Timothee and Eiza

Those pool photos will never not be funny to me. They should set her up with Henry when it comes time to promote their new movie. Comedy gold!

[Quote] Henry Cavill’s relationships all seem phony because they are so mismatched.

He looked fine with Gina and Tara. He's not even trying with Natalie.

Olivia Culpo and a certain football player for the 49ers….

R66 Your QAnon-type reasoning is amusing.

QAnon (66): "Hillary Clinton is an alien pedophile lizard demon."

The rest of us: "Really? Where did you come up with that?"

QAnon (66): "You're obviously a Hillary PR rep! Go away, Hillary PR rep!"

R67 Damn! You'd think being a Clooney PR mouthpiece would pay better. I haven't made a dime! Besides, I WANT the gay rumors to be true. The old stories about how he and some of the other Hollywood hunks were "roommates"--just the thought of it was fappable!

R70 Maybe he likes sex with women to feel manly from time to time but leans more towards men when it comes to his alleged harem relationships (tom sturrdidgsche, malik raymi, Holland,Austin Nicole or whatever his name is etc) Jake is such a playa according to my fanfiction... Like when you see his pictures on dailymail with his "boyfriends" it looks like he is changing them every 2 years or so. But maybe he is really straight but sucks at flirting so he needs these contract models and the guys I just mentioned are just his bros without benefits............

10 years ago it was Taylor Swift (a lesbian) and Jake Gyllenhaal (gay man) nowadays I'd have to agree with R8 it's; Holland and Zendaya

R81 Taylor Swift isn't a lesbian