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Jake Gyllenhaal looks happy as he shops in NYC with his longtime friend Tom Sturridge

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by Anonymousreply 256July 7, 2019 5:49 AM

The article:

Longtime friends Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Sturridge found some down time to take in a bit of shopping on Sunday.

The acting mates have been seen out in the streets of New York City dressed for comfort and the chilly northeast weather. The actors co-star in the off-Broadway show Sea Wall/A Life. Gyllenhaal plays in A Life and Sturridge performs in Sea Wall in the show that has two parts.

Gyllenhaal wore a puffy black jacket with gray pants, gray wool hat and white sneakers. English-born Sturridge wore a puffy black North Face jacket with black Adidas sweat pants and black sneakers. The 33-year-old actor finished the look with a burgundy sweater over a white T-shirt and a black wool cap. The two finished a day of purchasing goods at Snow Peak, the Japanese outdoor lifestyle brand in the heart of SoHo.

They are working together on their off-Broadway play. But it's not their first project together.

The duo recently had roles in the Netflix supernatural horror flick Velvet Buzzsaw. While Gyllenhaal has found time for stage shows, he's also been immersed in his work on the big screen.

Gyllenhaal had a role in the 2018 film The Sisters Brothers along with John C Reilly and Joaquin Phoenix.

The 38-year-old bachelor is next set to play the comic book super villain Mysterio in the upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe movie Spider-Man: Far From Home.

Sturridge, who has a daughter with actress Sienna Miller, is set to reprise his role for a second season on the hit show Sweetbitter on Starz.

by Anonymousreply 1March 25, 2019 11:08 PM

I've always suspected Jake was gay, but for chrissake, can't two males walk down the street together anymore without rumors circulating?

by Anonymousreply 2March 25, 2019 11:52 PM

Walking down the street sure, R2, but straight males don't go "shopping" together (unless its an auto parts store).

by Anonymousreply 3March 26, 2019 12:28 AM

Did Jake break up Tom and Sienna?

by Anonymousreply 4March 26, 2019 12:56 AM

"The Sisters Brothers". how a propos!

by Anonymousreply 5March 26, 2019 1:09 AM

It's a store that sells camping gear. That's manly. It's not like they're picking out china.

by Anonymousreply 6March 26, 2019 1:33 AM

R3, they do in LA.

by Anonymousreply 7March 26, 2019 1:51 AM

All they need is a tent and some phlegm on Tom’s fingers as lube....

by Anonymousreply 8March 26, 2019 2:04 AM

[Quote] but straight males don't go "shopping" together (unless its an auto parts store).

I swear some of the posters here perception of straight men hasn't been updated since the 1950s.

by Anonymousreply 9March 26, 2019 2:10 AM

Jake is a "confirmed bachelor" as the old term goes. It's open to interpretation.

by Anonymousreply 10March 26, 2019 2:27 AM

Jake hasn't had a "girlfriend" in years.

by Anonymousreply 11March 26, 2019 2:51 AM

Eh don’t know if they are anything more than friends; and yes it isn’t the 1950’s anymore; straight guys can go out for lunch together then check out a few shops etc. But that doesn’t stop my mind from imagining Tom Sturridge as a needy sub bottom who loves being a cundump for jake’s thick cock. Even the more hotter seeing as he would be finally succumbing to his bitch bottom-boy side after trying to be straight and getting sienna pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 12March 26, 2019 2:54 AM

R11 but it takes two to tango and Tom is clearly not gay (getting sienna preggers). Perhaps he is bi: but gay he isn’t.

by Anonymousreply 13March 26, 2019 2:55 AM

This one article doesn't "out" Jake (although IMO it's damning!)... it's the fact that Jake has had more "beards" than one can count!!

by Anonymousreply 14March 26, 2019 2:56 AM

How many 40 year-old straight men do you know who have never been in at a long-term live-in relationship with a girlfriend, at the very least?

by Anonymousreply 15March 26, 2019 3:13 AM

The OP link was to a movie with Tom Holland, not Tom Sturridge.

by Anonymousreply 16March 26, 2019 3:31 AM

Please tell me a gay man did not say "preggers."

by Anonymousreply 17March 26, 2019 3:32 AM

Really, no one is oh-dearing the headline of the article?

[quote]Jake Gyllenhaal looks happy as he shops in NYC with his longtime friend Tom Sturridge who he is starring in an off-Broadway play with

by Anonymousreply 18March 26, 2019 3:39 AM

The DM might as well have had the headline be: "Yeah, They're Fucking."

by Anonymousreply 19March 26, 2019 3:40 AM

Tom Sturridge doesn't ping to me and I see nothing suspicious in two guys shopping together. Jakey boy is of course gay and I'm glad he's not bearding so much anymore --it was pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 20March 26, 2019 3:42 AM

"looks happy" = gay

"seen out in the streets" = gay

"outdoor lifestyle brand" = gay (wouldn't you know it, the store sells "camping gear," hee)

"38-year-old bachelor" = GAY GAY GAY

The Daily Mail knows exactly what it's doing. The choice of language is not coincidental.

by Anonymousreply 21March 26, 2019 3:54 AM

How longtime have they known each other?

by Anonymousreply 22March 26, 2019 5:17 AM

They look even closer here a few days ago.....

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by Anonymousreply 24March 26, 2019 5:52 AM

[24] And Jake's suit is improvised from Gran's old 1970s curtains. Please, please, these are NOT gay men

by Anonymousreply 25March 26, 2019 5:56 AM

I actually like Gyllenhaal's suit. Sturridge's sweater is probably meant to be ironic. How tiresome.

by Anonymousreply 26March 26, 2019 5:59 AM

That British boy is damn homely. JG can do better.

by Anonymousreply 27March 26, 2019 6:01 AM

Confirmed bachelor.

by Anonymousreply 28March 26, 2019 6:03 AM

I bet they both look cute naked.

by Anonymousreply 29March 26, 2019 6:08 AM

For what it's worth …

[quote]311. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/25 **#8** // Interesting that this permanent A- list mostly movie actor debuts a beard at the same time he has found a new male lover who also happens to be an actor. He has stayed away from actors since the early days when he was almost outed a dozen times. [italic]Jake Gyllenhaal/Tom Sturridge (Jake Gyllenhaal looks happy as he shops in NYC with his longtime friend Tom Sturridge who he is starring in an off-Broadway play with)[/italic]

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by Anonymousreply 30March 26, 2019 6:51 AM

They’re fucking

by Anonymousreply 31March 26, 2019 7:08 AM

Come on, Jake, at least demand better grooming from the guy.

by Anonymousreply 32March 26, 2019 7:10 AM

R9: Jake is gay, but it's true that some posters here have a depressingly narrow idea of what a straight man can be. Probably a generational thing.

I've read posts here by gay men who were incredulous that a male ballet dancer could be staight in the same way a straight man might marvel at the fact that a big burly rugby player is gay.

by Anonymousreply 33March 26, 2019 7:36 AM

Sturridge could do better than Jake.

by Anonymousreply 34March 26, 2019 7:44 AM

Are they long-time friends or lovers or both?

by Anonymousreply 35March 26, 2019 7:59 AM

Longtime companions.

by Anonymousreply 36March 26, 2019 8:06 AM

I've thought Sturridge pung since the first time I saw him, in some murder-y flick that takes place in a British prep school. Eddie Redmayne co-starred. He seems like such a sweet and gentle boy. Or is it just his Britishness?

by Anonymousreply 37March 26, 2019 9:52 AM

Jake ain't pretty no more like in that first movie "Corn-Hole Mounting"

by Anonymousreply 38March 26, 2019 10:09 AM

That hat does him no favors, 'Toine. No snaps, while fingers reach up in crown roast formation and move that ugly thing OFF little Jakey's head.

by Anonymousreply 39March 26, 2019 10:12 AM

Jake can totally borrow one of my hawt girlfriends. They’re like totally stacked!

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by Anonymousreply 40March 26, 2019 10:30 AM

At least it didnt use that other great Brti tabloid euphemism “ touching friendship”.. Even Prince Edward scored that.

by Anonymousreply 41March 26, 2019 10:35 AM

Look at this fucking hipster.

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by Anonymousreply 42March 26, 2019 10:49 AM

Are they trying to say that Jake is slipping the sausage to Tom? How can anyone think Jake isn't a bottom?

by Anonymousreply 43March 26, 2019 10:55 AM

Why does Jake live in NY and not in LA? Is it because his family lives in NY?

by Anonymousreply 44March 26, 2019 10:55 AM

Maggie's face put me off women for life.

by Anonymousreply 45March 26, 2019 11:05 AM

[quote]How many 40 year-old straight men do you know who have never been in at a long-term live-in relationship with a girlfriend, at the very least?

A lot. Especially if they have a busy job.

He was in a long term, live in relationship with Kirsten Dunst.

I'm not saying he's straight.

R33, It's too much sometimes. Two men walking up the street doesn't mean they're gay.

R44, Didn't he do quite a lot of theater at one point? Besides Maggie living there for quite a while, he has always stuck with NYC as a home base as far back as when he went to school briefly there. His mother has lived and taught there on and off for years. It just seems like he likes it best. I'd imagine he has quite a lot of friends there.

by Anonymousreply 46March 26, 2019 11:10 AM

[quote]pung

love this.

by Anonymousreply 47March 26, 2019 11:13 AM

Hetrosexual men don't go shopping together.

by Anonymousreply 48March 26, 2019 11:41 AM

[quote][R11] but it takes two to tango and Tom is clearly not gay (getting sienna preggers). Perhaps he is bi: but gay he isn’t.

R13, you have a point. Sturridge was in a relationship with Sienna Miller and had a child with her, so perhaps he isn't gay. Sienna is a very sexual woman so I don't think she would beard with a gay guy.

I do remember though that he used to spend so much time with Robert Pattinson in the early 'Twilight' days that we had threads about them here wondering if they were a couple. So perhaps Tom is bi, and perhaps he is putting his past with women like Sienna behind him and moving on to be with a man.

by Anonymousreply 49March 26, 2019 11:43 AM

What a presumptuous and stifling article. Straight or platonic male friends go shopping together. I see it all the time with my friends, coworkers, and at the local malls. This article is toxic, makes men afraid to be close to each other. Shame

by Anonymousreply 50March 26, 2019 11:50 AM

[quote]A lot. Especially if they have a busy job.

No and no. Even in NYC.

by Anonymousreply 51March 26, 2019 12:03 PM

[quote]Straight or platonic male friends go shopping together.

Well, what's interesting is there seems to be a disagreement about the straight guy shopping issue.

A couple posters above say hetero guys don't shop together (eg. see R48 & R3) and you say that straight guys *do* go shopping together.

by Anonymousreply 52March 26, 2019 12:08 PM

R52, I bet it’s a generational chasm.

by Anonymousreply 53March 26, 2019 12:14 PM

My dad used to go out shopping with his friends every Dec 24th. They would all wait until the last possible second to do their Christmas shopping, then go as a group of 4 or 5 guys. (I'm sure they spent an hour - if that - shopping, then stopped off at a bar, but still...)

I guess they all could have been gay, but it certainly would have shocked their wives.

by Anonymousreply 54March 26, 2019 12:27 PM

It’s not a big deal in 2019.

by Anonymousreply 55March 26, 2019 12:30 PM

May I take a moment to add that Velvet Buzzsaw was unwatchable?

by Anonymousreply 56March 26, 2019 12:36 PM

I'm sure that I'm way late to the party on this one, but he appears to have spent LOTS of time with Schumer's husband Chris Fischer.

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by Anonymousreply 57March 26, 2019 12:37 PM

Yeah? So Guys can’t be platonic friends without people trying to inject sexual fantasies?

by Anonymousreply 58March 26, 2019 12:42 PM

r51 US is very different from Europe and Asia, and there is American exceptionalism. Of course in many more traditional societies it is also more easy to have a relationship and of course marriage. But e.g. here in Europe it is easily so not to have a relationship longterm, also as a straight guy. Women don't need a man anymore as much, and in the social market economy it is less important to have a man than in the free market economy, and in societies with the extended family (?), they also act as a safety net, so they don't need the government as a safety net as much; having a man is very important in societies with little safety net, most societies have more safety net than the US. Falling in love deeply usually happens around 20, after that much less so, I guess the love of your life you usually get to know in your 20s and around 20, you don't have to get together with him then immediately, but I guess the love of your life you usually meet in 20s and around 20.

Lots of hindrances for a relationship for straight and bi guys, having problems earning enough money, having problems earning enough money, having problems earning enough money, having problems earning enough money, mental illness, sexual deficiencies, being bi, class differences, migration, looks, not that many people can own a car environment-wise, nearly every American household has at least one, the environment can't deal with that if most households would do that, it's going down anyways already; outside the US much more people live in apartments, space is much more scarce in Europe and Asia e.g., much more difficult to have a relationship when you live in an apartment than in a single-family home and also a row house. Modern women are pretty unpleasant and heart-and soulless, of course today's men are the latter as well; the parents of the woman have to accept the man, and both environments should have some acceptance for each other, porn makes it harder to have a relationship, and less urgent, more self-issues amongst men, etc etc etc.

by Anonymousreply 59March 26, 2019 12:50 PM

[quote]Lots of hindrances for a relationship for straight and bi guys, having problems earning enough money, having problems earning enough money, having problems earning enough money, having problems earning enough money,

I doubt that's an issue with Jake.

by Anonymousreply 60March 26, 2019 12:51 PM

The use of the word bachelor in the British press means gay. The obituaries always say "confirmed bachelor" when a closeted eldergay dies.

by Anonymousreply 61March 26, 2019 12:54 PM

Dude, What is r59 trying to say?

by Anonymousreply 62March 26, 2019 12:58 PM

We used to go shopping with our husband

by Anonymousreply 63March 26, 2019 1:54 PM

Does he have a hairy hole?

by Anonymousreply 64March 26, 2019 2:20 PM

[quote]No and no. Even in NYC.

Yes, sometimes straight men do make it to 40 without having had a "live in" girlfriend.

And yes this is common with guys obsessed with their careers or more commonly it's a sign that a guy is damaged in some way but it happens.

You should hang out with "people" other than your cats. R51

by Anonymousreply 65March 26, 2019 2:21 PM

[quote]Well, what's interesting is there seems to be a disagreement about the straight guy shopping issue.

It's generational.

If you're making a day of hanging out with someone you don't dismiss them because you want to go into a store to kill time or buy a shirt. You just do a bunch of activities you need to do individually together.

It's not just about fishing equipment or electronics. Nerds go shopping together for action figures. Guys go and buy whatever new shoe is released.

For some reason the older generation has issues with being seen doing certain activities with the same sex. I'd say there was probably some worry about how they'd be seen by others in the past.

Millennials and even some Gen Xers don't have that hangup. "You must only go shopping for furniture alone or with your wife or girlfriend," doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

by Anonymousreply 66March 26, 2019 2:31 PM

No it's not r65. I can count on one had the 40-ish straight men I've known, on both coasts, who have never had a live-in relationship with a woman.

by Anonymousreply 67March 26, 2019 2:32 PM

I don't care what DL says. I would rim him for hours then fuck him for days.

by Anonymousreply 68March 26, 2019 4:42 PM

tom = fug!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 69March 26, 2019 4:59 PM

Jake strikes me as on earth of those sensitive men who cry during sex. Because it's just so beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 70March 26, 2019 5:27 PM

^ as one of those guys....autocorrect.

by Anonymousreply 71March 26, 2019 5:27 PM

Like Jake couldn’t do better than that?

by Anonymousreply 72March 26, 2019 5:30 PM

Jake took a dump in the stall next to mine at John Wayne airport last September. My brush with fame.

by Anonymousreply 73March 26, 2019 5:58 PM

[73] you brushed it????

by Anonymousreply 74March 26, 2019 6:02 PM

Nah. I fished it out and ran after him saying "hey, you left this"

by Anonymousreply 75March 26, 2019 6:09 PM

I love posters like r73. You never know what the fuck you're going to see on this board.

by Anonymousreply 76March 26, 2019 6:10 PM

Smell description r73?

by Anonymousreply 77March 26, 2019 6:11 PM

^ fruity with an oaky aftertaste? I don't fuckin know. It was a public men's room. But there was some embarrassing noise on his side of the stall. Now whenever I see him on some talk show I think of that. Lol

by Anonymousreply 78March 26, 2019 6:15 PM

R21 You forgot "actor" = gay

by Anonymousreply 79March 26, 2019 6:49 PM

It runs in the family. Maggie Gyllenhaal chose Peter Sarsgaard for a partner. Surely he's gay.

by Anonymousreply 80March 26, 2019 6:53 PM

Laughing out really loud in public because of R74 & R75

by Anonymousreply 81March 26, 2019 7:18 PM

Weht that jake’s friend,an actor also, rumored to be his bf? I forgot his name.

by Anonymousreply 82March 26, 2019 7:22 PM

This just in from the BBC:

It is reported that the American actor Jake Gyllenhaal has been arrested on Hampstead Heath. The man, Gyllenhall, was reported to be a homo--sesssual.

by Anonymousreply 83March 26, 2019 7:49 PM

That would be Austin Nichols, R82.

He works, mostly in TV. Very low profile.

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by Anonymousreply 84March 26, 2019 7:50 PM

Now R84 is more like it. There’s a sexy couple.

by Anonymousreply 85March 26, 2019 8:01 PM

Poor Jake. He really just wants to share his secret self with an unfeeling, judgemental world.

Poor little flower.

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by Anonymousreply 86March 26, 2019 8:11 PM

Str8 boys go shopping together all the time. They just have to remember to say "no homo" after telling their str8 friend how effin sweet his ass looks in those shorts.

by Anonymousreply 87March 26, 2019 9:55 PM

[quote] That hat does him no favors, 'Toine. No snaps, while fingers reach up in crown roast formation and move that ugly thing OFF little Jakey's head.

That's not a hat! It' s a bro beanie!

by Anonymousreply 88March 26, 2019 10:13 PM

R46, go on, you’ve got to be Jake!

by Anonymousreply 89March 26, 2019 10:24 PM

r84's pics scream GAY.

by Anonymousreply 90March 26, 2019 10:27 PM

this sturridge guy is ugly AF. Jake is no oil painting but at least he's still got a hot body (he was naked in Velvet Chainsaw. BTW that's the gayest title ever)

by Anonymousreply 91March 26, 2019 10:34 PM

I couldn't get past 10 minutes of Velvet Chainsaw, is his nude scene work searching for r91?

by Anonymousreply 92March 26, 2019 10:37 PM

^here, r92

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by Anonymousreply 93March 26, 2019 10:40 PM

"it takes two to tango and Tom is clearly not gay (getting sienna preggers)."

There are gay men who have gotten a woman "preggers", especially closeted ones. There are gay women become have become pregnant. Having a baby or getting somebody pregnant doesn't necessarily mean someone is heterosexual.

by Anonymousreply 94March 26, 2019 10:59 PM

[quote]this sturridge guy is ugly AF.

Yeah, Sturridge is just average-looking. And not only that, he's a D-list actor. Couldn't Jake do better?

by Anonymousreply 95March 26, 2019 11:24 PM

[quote]Gyllenhaal wore a puffy black jacket with gray pants, gray wool hat and white sneakers. English-born Sturridge wore a puffy black North Face jacket with black Adidas sweat pants and black sneakers. The 33-year-old actor finished the look with a burgundy sweater over a white T-shirt and a black wool cap. The two finished a day of purchasing goods at Snow Peak, the Japanese outdoor lifestyle brand in the heart of SoHo.

R21 must not be British because there are at least five more gay references in this paragraph that he’s missed. “Puffy” is especially not so subtle.

by Anonymousreply 96March 26, 2019 11:31 PM

R96, are you referring to the fact that "Poof" is British slang for a homosexual?

by Anonymousreply 97March 26, 2019 11:35 PM

Hiding in plain sight: Jake and Heath were all over each other the summer of 2005 in Saint-Tropez

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by Anonymousreply 98March 26, 2019 11:47 PM

R44 it's because he's smart, of course.

by Anonymousreply 99March 26, 2019 11:56 PM

r86 jake should share himself with ME.

by Anonymousreply 100March 27, 2019 12:16 AM

So happy he's even smiling for the paps!

R86: I thought that was Bono there on the right for a split second.

by Anonymousreply 101March 27, 2019 12:19 AM

So Toothy Tile moved on from Grey Goose/Austin Nichols to Barrington Bang-Me?

by Anonymousreply 102March 27, 2019 12:29 AM

"Hah, those two guys are fags "

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by Anonymousreply 103March 27, 2019 12:57 AM

This is one of the good pictures of TS

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by Anonymousreply 106March 27, 2019 1:37 AM

Just the right amount and style.

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by Anonymousreply 107March 27, 2019 1:38 AM

He has white trash face.

by Anonymousreply 108March 27, 2019 1:40 AM

Jake was inadvertently outed by the director of "Brokeback Mountain" in an interview.

by Anonymousreply 109March 27, 2019 2:00 AM

R109

When was that ?

by Anonymousreply 110March 27, 2019 2:10 AM

Tom does "sullen sort-of-cute white asshole" nicely. That's probably his "geezus Jake, shut up and fuck me already" face.

by Anonymousreply 111March 27, 2019 2:17 AM

R106, gay face for days and not a pretty one I must add. Jake cane do so much better.

by Anonymousreply 112March 27, 2019 2:20 AM

Maybe he has a huge weiner that Jake likes up his furry hole.

by Anonymousreply 113March 27, 2019 2:24 AM

i didn't know Jake played gay/bi in Velvet Buzzsaw.

by Anonymousreply 114March 27, 2019 11:24 AM

I don't think the point of this is to tease that Jake and Tom are fucking, given that it emphasizes that Tom was with Sienna and is a father.

The "38-year old bachelor" looking happier and closer to a friend than the missing beard is the headline.

If publicists are going to stage walks with girlfriends to make Jake seem straight, it's fair game.

by Anonymousreply 115March 27, 2019 2:29 PM

The Daily Mail needs to learn some new tricks. Most of their regular (I wouldn't say "loyal") readers could write their articles AND fill in the blanks at this stage.

by Anonymousreply 116March 27, 2019 3:34 PM

Lainey now chimes in. It seems they take walks together more than just once. She ponders it, mindlessly.

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by Anonymousreply 117March 28, 2019 6:20 PM

The hat really helps Jake cover up the mop / comb-back. He does look cute on instagram I have to say.

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by Anonymousreply 118March 28, 2019 6:54 PM

R117, Jake & Tom are an odd duo.

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by Anonymousreply 120March 30, 2019 4:20 AM

Actors are a weird bunch.

by Anonymousreply 121March 30, 2019 5:27 AM

What did OP do to earn trolldom?

by Anonymousreply 122March 30, 2019 8:35 AM

They're definitely fucking alright.

by Anonymousreply 123March 30, 2019 12:03 PM

The Mail has previously published "nudge-nudge-wink-wink" articles about Jake out on "cozy" dates with "handsome male companions." They just studiously avoid the word "date." it's a bit like spelling the name 'Sean' as ' Shawn' to make sure everyone gets it.

by Anonymousreply 124March 30, 2019 1:11 PM

How cute, both sagittarians

by Anonymousreply 125March 30, 2019 2:43 PM

R122 how is op a troll?

by Anonymousreply 126March 31, 2019 1:32 AM

r126 OP's posts have been grayed out, and his name in red is [ troll 5563 ]

by Anonymousreply 127March 31, 2019 2:08 AM

The truth is that Jake doesn't like to go out alone. Having a friend nearby makes him feel safer.

by Anonymousreply 128April 1, 2019 6:22 AM

cripes jake so hot, why he be with that, unless a big cock is involved.

by Anonymousreply 129April 1, 2019 6:49 AM

Does Jake want uncut British cock?

I would have thought he'd prefer cut.

by Anonymousreply 130April 1, 2019 6:55 AM

I would have gobbled his uncut British cock if I had met him around this time. I doubt he's changed that much. I'm glad he's not "DL Hot."

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by Anonymousreply 131April 1, 2019 7:10 AM

Tom is from a posh family, yes?

So I suppose it's possible he's cut, like Alex Pettyfer and Rupert Everett.

by Anonymousreply 132April 1, 2019 7:13 AM

Once more for ole times sake:

Jake Gyllenhaal's obit will read:

"He was fucked in a tent by Oscar winner Heath Ledger"

by Anonymousreply 133April 1, 2019 7:21 AM

Is Jake gay?

by Anonymousreply 134April 2, 2019 12:13 AM

Was Sturridge dating Pattinson or they were only friends? I know for a fact that Sturridge is gay and so is his former ex beard Sienna Miller (ex-beard of Jude Law and Harvey's girl)

by Anonymousreply 135April 2, 2019 12:15 AM

R56 It was awful.

by Anonymousreply 136April 2, 2019 12:15 AM

I stopped watching Velvet Buzzsaw after about 30 minutes, I couldn't take any more. What a POS.

by Anonymousreply 137April 2, 2019 12:22 AM

Toni Collette deserves better than Velvet Buzzsaw.

by Anonymousreply 138April 2, 2019 12:24 AM

[quote]Was Sturridge dating Pattinson or they were only friends? I know for a fact that Sturridge is gay and so is his former ex beard Sienna Miller (ex-beard of Jude Law and Harvey's girl)

1. Some years back we had some DL threads about Sturridge & Pattinson because they were spending a lot of time together.

2. If you know "for a fact" that Sturridge is gay, why did he father a child with Sienna? Or was it a turkey baster baby?

by Anonymousreply 139April 2, 2019 1:04 AM

turkey baster obviously

by Anonymousreply 140April 2, 2019 1:05 AM

Was pattinson in relationship with sturridge when Pattinson was dating Stewart? or before Stewart and after his split with Stewart?

by Anonymousreply 141April 2, 2019 1:07 AM

Adele and JLaw were at nearby Pieces gay bar in the village per a thread over the weekend. She's just extending her west village homo high five by cowing down w Jake and buddy.

by Anonymousreply 142April 2, 2019 1:10 AM

Sienna Miller is not gay you crazy. Hoebag of the century. Plus are you all forgetting about her home wrecking ways with Balthazar Getty?

by Anonymousreply 143April 2, 2019 1:42 AM

Agreed, R143.

I don't know why some people here are trying to claim Sienna is a lesbian. It's obvious she likes cock.

by Anonymousreply 144April 2, 2019 6:54 AM

That's Beard Club's line of reasoning: all celebrity men are gay, and the women they date are lesbians by default.

by Anonymousreply 145April 2, 2019 7:28 AM

Jake posts pics of him and Tom from the end of the show quoting his favourite line: 'This feels like the end...but maybe it isn’t'

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by Anonymousreply 146April 2, 2019 10:35 AM

Yikes, that Sturridge fellow is FUG. Jake can do much better.

by Anonymousreply 147April 2, 2019 7:16 PM

True, R147, he's not much to look at.

But maybe Tom has a fun personality or is good in bed.

by Anonymousreply 148April 2, 2019 7:18 PM

Gays need a pretty out in public boyfriend. The good in bed guys stay in the bedroom, and the nice personality types sit next to us in the friendzone.

by Anonymousreply 149April 2, 2019 7:22 PM

Yoy know 'for fact' that Sturridge is gay, R135 ? Please tell us more, we need the facts.

by Anonymousreply 150April 2, 2019 7:24 PM

Tom isn't fug, he's average. He has a 70's or 30's character actor face.

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by Anonymousreply 151April 2, 2019 7:30 PM

^ and a pron actor's weiner!!!

by Anonymousreply 152April 2, 2019 7:36 PM

Tom is that kind of pale dark haired guy who has very long, and not curly enough, body hair.

I think there maybe truth to size meat - look here:

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by Anonymousreply 153April 2, 2019 7:56 PM

Eeek Tom looks WAY better with short hair!

by Anonymousreply 154April 2, 2019 7:59 PM

Jake looks more like Oscar the Grouch every day.

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by Anonymousreply 155April 2, 2019 8:07 PM

Tom is very hit and miss,looks wise. He looks hot in period dress. He looks like a god awful critter with that long greasy hair and neck beard; yikes.

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by Anonymousreply 156April 2, 2019 10:03 PM

Remember a few years ago when Tom played the gay lover of Rupert Graves' Shakespeare in 'A Waste of Shame'?

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by Anonymousreply 157April 2, 2019 10:45 PM

R143 home wrecking and cheating dramas is one of the favorite bearding stunts among desperate closeted celebs.

by Anonymousreply 158April 2, 2019 10:51 PM

no, R157.

by Anonymousreply 159April 2, 2019 10:53 PM

They be fuckin'

by Anonymousreply 160April 2, 2019 10:53 PM

the only man sienna miller has fucked is weinstein she's still gay

by Anonymousreply 161April 2, 2019 10:57 PM

R158, yes, there are some closeted celebs.

But why can't we focus on the ones who are actually GAY?

Sienna Miller has had sex with Jude Law, Balthazar Getty and Tom Sturridge. So she's had at LEAST three cocks that we know of, and probably more. She's not a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 162April 3, 2019 4:50 AM

I don’t care if Jake is straight or gay. Just please get him a new agent. It’s cringeworthy watching him try to get these Oscar roles year after year after year after failed year. Southpaw, Nightcrawler, Tom Ford movie. Soon he’ll kill himself for the Oscar.

by Anonymousreply 163April 3, 2019 4:58 AM

I still think the cringeworthy part is that Chewbacca look with the extra long hair in the front that gets slicked back to make his head look really too big for his body. Even in Velvet Buzzsaw with the creepy greasy cut you could see he has a nice normal sized head.

What was wrong with this look?

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by Anonymousreply 164April 5, 2019 10:35 PM

Tom Sturridge and Robert Pattinson must have broken up.

Sturridge used to be very handsome, but has aged badly Most English people don't age well.

by Anonymousreply 165April 5, 2019 11:52 PM

R164 . Nope. Seen him several times . Jake's head is the size of a garbage can.

by Anonymousreply 166April 15, 2019 4:42 AM

So are they still hanging out?

by Anonymousreply 167April 15, 2019 5:18 AM

I've wondered from time to time if I'd be happier if I were Jake Gyllenhaal. I never come to a lasting conclusion. I'd know more people. And I'd know more famous people. But it seems he ends up going home alone a lot. If he is with Tom, I hope he's happy. It's a dick I always wanted to suck.

by Anonymousreply 168April 15, 2019 5:21 AM

[quote]It's a dick I always wanted to suck.

Tom's? Why?

by Anonymousreply 169April 15, 2019 5:23 AM

r169 I thought he was so cute in Waiting for Forever (2010) and Like Minds (2006).

by Anonymousreply 170April 15, 2019 5:31 AM

[quote]Seen him several times .

Where are you seeing Jake so frequently?

by Anonymousreply 171April 15, 2019 5:33 AM

Is his hole furry?

by Anonymousreply 172April 15, 2019 11:05 PM

My brother looks like Jake Gyllenhaal.

by Anonymousreply 173April 16, 2019 4:00 PM

I know someone who looks like him whose name is also Jacob.

by Anonymousreply 174April 16, 2019 5:12 PM

[quote]My brother looks like Jake Gyllenhaal.

Do you look like Maggie?

by Anonymousreply 175April 16, 2019 5:18 PM

[quote]But it seems he ends up going home alone a lot. If he is with Tom, I hope he's happy.

This. With all his $$$, fame and looks he seems a pretty lonely guy to me. I would actually be happy for him if he was with Tom.

by Anonymousreply 176April 16, 2019 5:29 PM

[quote]Even in Velvet Buzzsaw with the creepy greasy cut you could see he has a nice normal sized head.

Jake? He doesn't have a normal sized head. He's literally told stories about having a giant head and the difficulties they had finding him hats (and how hard it is to find a hat to wear in his normal life) when he was doing Brokeback Mountain.

After measuring it he found it has a circumference of 24 inches which is a few inches larger than the highest end of average.

by Anonymousreply 177April 16, 2019 5:36 PM

My goodness, R177!

That must make wig-shopping an incredible challenge. Does he have them custom-made?

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by Anonymousreply 178April 16, 2019 5:44 PM

R24, gayest picture EVER! These two aren't even TRYING to hide what's going on. It's laughable that anyone can think Jake is straight at this point.

by Anonymousreply 179April 16, 2019 7:30 PM

R179, why would Jake suddenly want people to know he's gay after all these years of bearding?

by Anonymousreply 180April 16, 2019 11:22 PM

It seems the Richard and Brandon ‘buddy’ situation has taken the steam out of this thread....no one cares about these 2 lol

by Anonymousreply 181April 16, 2019 11:32 PM

I've put Richard and Brandon on ignore. Enough already.

by Anonymousreply 182April 17, 2019 5:10 AM

R181, it's not that surprising that this thread isn't getting a lot of attention.

Jake was loved on DL a decade ago, but he's fallen out of favor. And virtually no one knows who Tom Sturridge is.

by Anonymousreply 183April 17, 2019 5:16 AM

[quote]virtually no one knows who Tom Sturridge is.

I do, I do.

by Anonymousreply 184April 17, 2019 5:20 AM

[quote]no one cares about these 2 lol

by Anonymousreply 185April 17, 2019 1:55 PM

[quote]no one cares about these 2 lol

Well me and the OP care lmao. Any more recent sighting of these two?

by Anonymousreply 186April 17, 2019 1:56 PM

*sightings

by Anonymousreply 187April 17, 2019 1:58 PM

R180, I don't know... he's getting older and tired of bearding?? Someone like Leo is probably NEVER going to stop... just one ridiculously young "girlfriend" after another... but not everyone is Leo. In many ways Jake has been hiding in plain sight the entire time... even with Brokeback Mountain... as someone else stated, the director let it slip he was gay even back then! So none of this should be a surprise to anyone anymore.

by Anonymousreply 188April 17, 2019 4:00 PM

You do have to give Jake credit for stopping with the ridiculous bearding (Reese, Taylor) and just not caring anymore. It's been years since he's "dated" a member of the female sex.

by Anonymousreply 189April 17, 2019 4:07 PM

R23 I have straight friends and don’t even stand that close to them when strolling out and about. These two are clearly Frot/Blowjob buddies.

by Anonymousreply 190April 17, 2019 4:18 PM

Putting aside Jake for a moment, the question becomes about Tom Sturridge.

If he is gay and is now with Jake, what was he doing fathering a baby with Sienna Miller?

by Anonymousreply 191April 17, 2019 7:13 PM

I like Jake and Tom, too.

by Anonymousreply 192April 17, 2019 7:16 PM

This was the first movie I saw Tom in, with Eddie. It was called Like Minds, and it was made 12 years ago or so.

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by Anonymousreply 193April 17, 2019 7:32 PM

He was cute as a twink, R193.

But it's still kind of odd that he & Jake would be together.

by Anonymousreply 194April 17, 2019 8:16 PM

[quote]But it seems he ends up going home alone a lot.

Jake seems quite content with his own company. A 38-year-old bachelor, living alone in Manhattan, who likes nothing better than slipping into something comfy, admiring his antiques, and listening to his Broadway original cast recordings all evening long. Living the life.

by Anonymousreply 195April 18, 2019 1:24 AM

why would he pick tom as a fuk buddy, he not very hot

jake prob bi, like most hwood folks.

by Anonymousreply 196April 18, 2019 2:14 AM

Are Tom Sturridge and Jim Sturgess different people?

by Anonymousreply 197April 18, 2019 2:18 AM

No kidding, jake could have his pick of all men/boys

why that guy???

by Anonymousreply 198April 18, 2019 10:07 AM

Jake knows how to bed bisexuals or bi-curious. He got Heath Ledger, in plain sight!

by Anonymousreply 199April 18, 2019 10:21 AM

jake into plugs is said to have one in his cornhole 24/7

fuk yea baby

by Anonymousreply 200April 18, 2019 10:27 AM

Which one is the bottom?

by Anonymousreply 201April 18, 2019 10:30 AM

Does Jake have a hairy ass?

by Anonymousreply 202April 18, 2019 6:44 PM

Is Tom his new boyfriend?

by Anonymousreply 203April 18, 2019 6:52 PM

R202, it looked pretty smooth in the nude scenes he did with Anne Hathaway a few years ago.

by Anonymousreply 204April 18, 2019 7:22 PM

Get ready for some light summer fare from Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Sturridge! Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Sturridge will return to Broadway this summer in 'Sea Wall/A Life.' Fresh off a sold-out run Off Broadway at the Public Theater, the actors announced Thursday that they would remount the doubleheader this summer at the Hudson Theater. The plays, billed jointly as “Sea Wall/A Life” and directed by Carrie Cracknell, are scheduled to begin performances July 26, to open Aug. 8, and to close Sept. 29.

by Anonymousreply 205April 25, 2019 9:12 AM

Really? Boyfriends really can't quit each other I see. Good for Jake getting some dick, it was time!

by Anonymousreply 206April 25, 2019 10:04 AM

Where's Jake's latest contract GF, the fug 'model'?

by Anonymousreply 207April 25, 2019 10:12 AM

Fug model? Jake can't be bothered.

by Anonymousreply 208April 25, 2019 11:22 AM

Jake hasn't bearded in years.

by Anonymousreply 209April 25, 2019 12:00 PM

Jake has new beard. Paparazzi photo shoot from December:

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by Anonymousreply 210April 25, 2019 12:33 PM

[quote]Jake has new beard. Paparazzi photo shoot from December:

Of course, he has a new beard, a French model in her 20s.

by Anonymousreply 211April 25, 2019 10:15 PM

This picture of him with Tom Holland is a lot

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by Anonymousreply 212April 25, 2019 10:19 PM

A lot of what, r212?

by Anonymousreply 213April 26, 2019 1:19 AM

Why do people keep saying he hasn’t bearded in years? I’m, yes he has. He just isn’t quite as famous as he once was, and so his ‘romances’ are no longer front cover material.

by Anonymousreply 214April 26, 2019 2:21 AM

^ True.

by Anonymousreply 215April 26, 2019 2:28 AM

Mysterio is married.

by Anonymousreply 216April 26, 2019 9:44 AM

His girlfriend is in Canada for a long visit.

by Anonymousreply 217April 26, 2019 10:45 AM

Why is Jean in Canada? Isn't she a NYC based model?

by Anonymousreply 218April 26, 2019 11:04 AM

Maybe "girlfriend" is looking for a better contract, she won't get much publicity from hanging out with Jake.

by Anonymousreply 219April 26, 2019 11:37 AM

Jake to produce and star in Gary Shteyngart’s novel Lake Success for HBO.

Loved the book, though I pictured Joshie from Transparent in the lead role. But I like Jake more, so I should enjoy this. I haven't had HBO since they dropped Looking.

Not Jake's best picture, eh?

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by Anonymousreply 220April 26, 2019 2:12 PM

Remember when Jakey did the Grace Jones album cover pose? That was fun.

Of course he's straight. Straight men are huge Grace Jones fans.

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by Anonymousreply 221April 26, 2019 3:21 PM

Didn't they try to say that photo was photoshopped? I never did see an original if it was though

by Anonymousreply 222April 26, 2019 4:28 PM

R221, you have a very narrow and limited mind

by Anonymousreply 223April 26, 2019 4:34 PM

Sorry r223, I was unaware that straight men are big Grace Jones fans. Thx for the schooling!

by Anonymousreply 224April 26, 2019 4:56 PM

Yes, Jake has a beard on his payroll (or someone's payroll). For all the good that will do her.

At least he's not whining about how badly he wants to be married with kids, like he did when he "dated" Reese Witherspoon. Now THAT was unbearable.

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by Anonymousreply 225April 26, 2019 8:20 PM

A Page Six spy recently overheard a conversation in a downtown art framing store between a collector — who had been lucky enough to get a portrait of himself done by a favorite artist — and the store owner. When the guy asked the owner if it seemed too vain to get a picture of himself framed, the owner reassured him by saying, “Jake Gyllenhaal comes in all the time and I’ve never framed something for him that’s not a picture of himself.”

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by Anonymousreply 226April 26, 2019 8:36 PM

I was interested when he was youthful.

by Anonymousreply 227April 26, 2019 8:47 PM

Throwback with Claybourne Elder

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by Anonymousreply 228April 27, 2019 2:17 AM

Tom Holland and Jake Gyllenhaal's bromance became a problem on Spider-Man: Far From Home's set - "Sometimes they would crack each other up, and we could not get through takes occasionally," director Jon Watts told Entertainment Weekly. "It was a problem!" Their friendship was helped by the fact that Holland was a big fan of his co-star beforehand, admitting he was top of his wish list of actors he wanted to work with. "If you look at any interview I've ever done prior to this movie and someone asked me, 'Who would you work with if you could work with any actor?' I would've said Jake Gyllenhaal," Holland explained.

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by Anonymousreply 229April 27, 2019 3:39 PM

The Devil All the Time - The film was announced in September 2018, with Tom Holland, Robert Pattinson, Chris Evans, Mia Wasikowska and Tracy Letts in talks to star. Antônio Campos would write and direct the film, with Jake Gyllenhaal serving as producer.[1] In November 2018, Mia Goth joined the cast.[2] In January 2019, Bill Skarsgård, Eliza Scanlen, and Gabriel Ebert joined the cast, with Netflix now set to distribute the film.[3][4] Sebastian Stan was cast to replace Evans after scheduling conflicts caused him to drop out.[5] Additionally, Jason Clarke, Riley Keough and Haley Bennett were announced as part of the cast.[6] In March 2019, Harry Melling joined the cast of the film.[7]

Filming began on February 19, 2019 in Birmingham, Alabama and continued until April 15.[8][9][10]

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by Anonymousreply 230April 27, 2019 5:19 PM

'Spider Man Far from Home' tour starts this Saturday in Mexico with Tom Holland and Jake Gyllenhaal.

by Anonymousreply 231May 1, 2019 1:49 PM

Meh the "bromance" with Holland is run of the mill PR stuff. I'm much more interested in his relationship with Sturridge.

by Anonymousreply 232May 1, 2019 1:56 PM

But *does* he have a "relationship" with Sturridge?

by Anonymousreply 233May 2, 2019 9:18 AM

To answer your questions about his hole...Yes it is bushy ... I was picking hairs out of my teeth for days !

by Anonymousreply 234May 2, 2019 9:49 AM

[italic]Who's[/italic] got the hairier hole, bitch?

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by Anonymousreply 235May 2, 2019 11:22 AM

....

by Anonymousreply 236May 2, 2019 11:23 AM

The first half of this thread reeks of angry Frau.

by Anonymousreply 237May 2, 2019 11:24 AM

I should've said "angry stinkfish".

by Anonymousreply 238May 2, 2019 11:28 AM

R235, where is that screen cap of Tom from?

by Anonymousreply 239May 3, 2019 11:46 AM

r239, Tom plays the title role in the Henry VI episodes of the Hollow Crown.

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by Anonymousreply 240May 3, 2019 12:16 PM

Jake Gyllenhaal: Here’s the first look at @SeaWallALife! We’re coming to Broadway for 9 weeks only! Our shows earlier this year sold out, so grab a friend and come see us this summer. Tickets are on sale today at SeaWallALife.com. Link in bio.

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by Anonymousreply 241May 6, 2019 2:03 PM

So Jake makes lovey instagrams about Tom Holland and is again goofing on his love for Hugh. Too bad he just can't find the right girl.

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by Anonymousreply 242May 17, 2019 10:29 PM

Hot couple

by Anonymousreply 243May 17, 2019 10:30 PM

Get your Wolverine Jake!

by Anonymousreply 244May 18, 2019 2:15 AM

I’ll be so sad if they Tom and him aren’t a couple

by Anonymousreply 245May 18, 2019 2:16 AM

Why?

by Anonymousreply 246May 18, 2019 2:25 AM

'Sea Wall / A Life' Photocall In New York City

by Anonymousreply 247June 6, 2019 10:19 AM

'Sea Wall / A Life' Photocall In New York City

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by Anonymousreply 248June 6, 2019 10:19 AM

Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Sturridge have arrived at The Tony Awards! 🎉🎭 #SeaWallALife #TonyAwards

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by Anonymousreply 249June 10, 2019 6:27 AM

Interesting to see them together, R249.

by Anonymousreply 250June 10, 2019 6:36 AM

Well, the co star in the play they are nominated for....not that unusual.

by Anonymousreply 251June 10, 2019 7:16 AM

The play wasn't nominated.

by Anonymousreply 252June 10, 2019 10:26 AM

The Greatest Gyllenhaal of All - Whitney Houston Parody - Jake and James Corden

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by Anonymousreply 253June 19, 2019 11:01 AM

Jake Gyllenhaal and Tony winner Annaleigh Ashford will reunite to lead a West End production of Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine's beloved musical SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE. The production will be directed by Sarna Lapine, with preview performances beginning on Thursday, June 11, 2020.

by Anonymousreply 254June 19, 2019 11:50 AM

Jake comes across as gay in this clip.

His choice of film comes across as gay, too, ironically starring an actor named Mitch GAYlord.

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by Anonymousreply 255July 7, 2019 12:20 AM

You guys are slipping.....

[quote]the actors announced Thursday that they would remount the doubleheader...

Oh, DEAR!

by Anonymousreply 256July 7, 2019 5:49 AM
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