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Jake Gyllenhaal looks happy as he shops in NYC with his longtime friend Tom Sturridge
by Anonymous | reply 256 | July 7, 2019 5:49 AM |
The article:
Longtime friends Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Sturridge found some down time to take in a bit of shopping on Sunday.
The acting mates have been seen out in the streets of New York City dressed for comfort and the chilly northeast weather. The actors co-star in the off-Broadway show Sea Wall/A Life. Gyllenhaal plays in A Life and Sturridge performs in Sea Wall in the show that has two parts.
Gyllenhaal wore a puffy black jacket with gray pants, gray wool hat and white sneakers. English-born Sturridge wore a puffy black North Face jacket with black Adidas sweat pants and black sneakers. The 33-year-old actor finished the look with a burgundy sweater over a white T-shirt and a black wool cap. The two finished a day of purchasing goods at Snow Peak, the Japanese outdoor lifestyle brand in the heart of SoHo.
They are working together on their off-Broadway play. But it's not their first project together.
The duo recently had roles in the Netflix supernatural horror flick Velvet Buzzsaw. While Gyllenhaal has found time for stage shows, he's also been immersed in his work on the big screen.
Gyllenhaal had a role in the 2018 film The Sisters Brothers along with John C Reilly and Joaquin Phoenix.
The 38-year-old bachelor is next set to play the comic book super villain Mysterio in the upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe movie Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Sturridge, who has a daughter with actress Sienna Miller, is set to reprise his role for a second season on the hit show Sweetbitter on Starz.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 25, 2019 11:08 PM |
I've always suspected Jake was gay, but for chrissake, can't two males walk down the street together anymore without rumors circulating?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 25, 2019 11:52 PM |
Walking down the street sure, R2, but straight males don't go "shopping" together (unless its an auto parts store).
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 26, 2019 12:28 AM |
Did Jake break up Tom and Sienna?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 26, 2019 12:56 AM |
"The Sisters Brothers". how a propos!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 26, 2019 1:09 AM |
It's a store that sells camping gear. That's manly. It's not like they're picking out china.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 26, 2019 1:33 AM |
R3, they do in LA.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 26, 2019 1:51 AM |
All they need is a tent and some phlegm on Tom’s fingers as lube....
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 26, 2019 2:04 AM |
[Quote] but straight males don't go "shopping" together (unless its an auto parts store).
I swear some of the posters here perception of straight men hasn't been updated since the 1950s.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 26, 2019 2:10 AM |
Jake is a "confirmed bachelor" as the old term goes. It's open to interpretation.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 26, 2019 2:27 AM |
Jake hasn't had a "girlfriend" in years.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 26, 2019 2:51 AM |
Eh don’t know if they are anything more than friends; and yes it isn’t the 1950’s anymore; straight guys can go out for lunch together then check out a few shops etc. But that doesn’t stop my mind from imagining Tom Sturridge as a needy sub bottom who loves being a cundump for jake’s thick cock. Even the more hotter seeing as he would be finally succumbing to his bitch bottom-boy side after trying to be straight and getting sienna pregnant.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 26, 2019 2:54 AM |
R11 but it takes two to tango and Tom is clearly not gay (getting sienna preggers). Perhaps he is bi: but gay he isn’t.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 26, 2019 2:55 AM |
This one article doesn't "out" Jake (although IMO it's damning!)... it's the fact that Jake has had more "beards" than one can count!!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 26, 2019 2:56 AM |
How many 40 year-old straight men do you know who have never been in at a long-term live-in relationship with a girlfriend, at the very least?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 26, 2019 3:13 AM |
The OP link was to a movie with Tom Holland, not Tom Sturridge.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 26, 2019 3:31 AM |
Please tell me a gay man did not say "preggers."
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 26, 2019 3:32 AM |
Really, no one is oh-dearing the headline of the article?
[quote]Jake Gyllenhaal looks happy as he shops in NYC with his longtime friend Tom Sturridge who he is starring in an off-Broadway play with
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 26, 2019 3:39 AM |
The DM might as well have had the headline be: "Yeah, They're Fucking."
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 26, 2019 3:40 AM |
Tom Sturridge doesn't ping to me and I see nothing suspicious in two guys shopping together. Jakey boy is of course gay and I'm glad he's not bearding so much anymore --it was pathetic.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 26, 2019 3:42 AM |
"looks happy" = gay
"seen out in the streets" = gay
"outdoor lifestyle brand" = gay (wouldn't you know it, the store sells "camping gear," hee)
"38-year-old bachelor" = GAY GAY GAY
The Daily Mail knows exactly what it's doing. The choice of language is not coincidental.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 26, 2019 3:54 AM |
How longtime have they known each other?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 26, 2019 5:17 AM |
They look even closer here a few days ago.....
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by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 26, 2019 5:52 AM |
[24] And Jake's suit is improvised from Gran's old 1970s curtains. Please, please, these are NOT gay men
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 26, 2019 5:56 AM |
I actually like Gyllenhaal's suit. Sturridge's sweater is probably meant to be ironic. How tiresome.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 26, 2019 5:59 AM |
That British boy is damn homely. JG can do better.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 26, 2019 6:01 AM |
Confirmed bachelor.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 26, 2019 6:03 AM |
I bet they both look cute naked.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 26, 2019 6:08 AM |
For what it's worth …
[quote]311. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/25 **#8** // Interesting that this permanent A- list mostly movie actor debuts a beard at the same time he has found a new male lover who also happens to be an actor. He has stayed away from actors since the early days when he was almost outed a dozen times. [italic]Jake Gyllenhaal/Tom Sturridge (Jake Gyllenhaal looks happy as he shops in NYC with his longtime friend Tom Sturridge who he is starring in an off-Broadway play with)[/italic]
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 26, 2019 6:51 AM |
They’re fucking
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 26, 2019 7:08 AM |
Come on, Jake, at least demand better grooming from the guy.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 26, 2019 7:10 AM |
R9: Jake is gay, but it's true that some posters here have a depressingly narrow idea of what a straight man can be. Probably a generational thing.
I've read posts here by gay men who were incredulous that a male ballet dancer could be staight in the same way a straight man might marvel at the fact that a big burly rugby player is gay.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 26, 2019 7:36 AM |
Sturridge could do better than Jake.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 26, 2019 7:44 AM |
Are they long-time friends or lovers or both?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 26, 2019 7:59 AM |
Longtime companions.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 26, 2019 8:06 AM |
I've thought Sturridge pung since the first time I saw him, in some murder-y flick that takes place in a British prep school. Eddie Redmayne co-starred. He seems like such a sweet and gentle boy. Or is it just his Britishness?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 26, 2019 9:52 AM |
Jake ain't pretty no more like in that first movie "Corn-Hole Mounting"
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 26, 2019 10:09 AM |
That hat does him no favors, 'Toine. No snaps, while fingers reach up in crown roast formation and move that ugly thing OFF little Jakey's head.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 26, 2019 10:12 AM |
Jake can totally borrow one of my hawt girlfriends. They’re like totally stacked!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 26, 2019 10:30 AM |
At least it didnt use that other great Brti tabloid euphemism “ touching friendship”.. Even Prince Edward scored that.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 26, 2019 10:35 AM |
Are they trying to say that Jake is slipping the sausage to Tom? How can anyone think Jake isn't a bottom?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 26, 2019 10:55 AM |
Why does Jake live in NY and not in LA? Is it because his family lives in NY?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 26, 2019 10:55 AM |
Maggie's face put me off women for life.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 26, 2019 11:05 AM |
[quote]How many 40 year-old straight men do you know who have never been in at a long-term live-in relationship with a girlfriend, at the very least?
A lot. Especially if they have a busy job.
He was in a long term, live in relationship with Kirsten Dunst.
I'm not saying he's straight.
R33, It's too much sometimes. Two men walking up the street doesn't mean they're gay.
R44, Didn't he do quite a lot of theater at one point? Besides Maggie living there for quite a while, he has always stuck with NYC as a home base as far back as when he went to school briefly there. His mother has lived and taught there on and off for years. It just seems like he likes it best. I'd imagine he has quite a lot of friends there.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 26, 2019 11:10 AM |
[quote]pung
love this.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 26, 2019 11:13 AM |
Hetrosexual men don't go shopping together.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 26, 2019 11:41 AM |
[quote][R11] but it takes two to tango and Tom is clearly not gay (getting sienna preggers). Perhaps he is bi: but gay he isn’t.
R13, you have a point. Sturridge was in a relationship with Sienna Miller and had a child with her, so perhaps he isn't gay. Sienna is a very sexual woman so I don't think she would beard with a gay guy.
I do remember though that he used to spend so much time with Robert Pattinson in the early 'Twilight' days that we had threads about them here wondering if they were a couple. So perhaps Tom is bi, and perhaps he is putting his past with women like Sienna behind him and moving on to be with a man.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 26, 2019 11:43 AM |
What a presumptuous and stifling article. Straight or platonic male friends go shopping together. I see it all the time with my friends, coworkers, and at the local malls. This article is toxic, makes men afraid to be close to each other. Shame
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 26, 2019 11:50 AM |
[quote]A lot. Especially if they have a busy job.
No and no. Even in NYC.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 26, 2019 12:03 PM |
[quote]Straight or platonic male friends go shopping together.
Well, what's interesting is there seems to be a disagreement about the straight guy shopping issue.
A couple posters above say hetero guys don't shop together (eg. see R48 & R3) and you say that straight guys *do* go shopping together.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 26, 2019 12:08 PM |
R52, I bet it’s a generational chasm.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 26, 2019 12:14 PM |
My dad used to go out shopping with his friends every Dec 24th. They would all wait until the last possible second to do their Christmas shopping, then go as a group of 4 or 5 guys. (I'm sure they spent an hour - if that - shopping, then stopped off at a bar, but still...)
I guess they all could have been gay, but it certainly would have shocked their wives.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 26, 2019 12:27 PM |
It’s not a big deal in 2019.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 26, 2019 12:30 PM |
May I take a moment to add that Velvet Buzzsaw was unwatchable?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 26, 2019 12:36 PM |
I'm sure that I'm way late to the party on this one, but he appears to have spent LOTS of time with Schumer's husband Chris Fischer.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 26, 2019 12:37 PM |
Yeah? So Guys can’t be platonic friends without people trying to inject sexual fantasies?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 26, 2019 12:42 PM |
r51 US is very different from Europe and Asia, and there is American exceptionalism. Of course in many more traditional societies it is also more easy to have a relationship and of course marriage. But e.g. here in Europe it is easily so not to have a relationship longterm, also as a straight guy. Women don't need a man anymore as much, and in the social market economy it is less important to have a man than in the free market economy, and in societies with the extended family (?), they also act as a safety net, so they don't need the government as a safety net as much; having a man is very important in societies with little safety net, most societies have more safety net than the US. Falling in love deeply usually happens around 20, after that much less so, I guess the love of your life you usually get to know in your 20s and around 20, you don't have to get together with him then immediately, but I guess the love of your life you usually meet in 20s and around 20.
Lots of hindrances for a relationship for straight and bi guys, having problems earning enough money, having problems earning enough money, having problems earning enough money, having problems earning enough money, mental illness, sexual deficiencies, being bi, class differences, migration, looks, not that many people can own a car environment-wise, nearly every American household has at least one, the environment can't deal with that if most households would do that, it's going down anyways already; outside the US much more people live in apartments, space is much more scarce in Europe and Asia e.g., much more difficult to have a relationship when you live in an apartment than in a single-family home and also a row house. Modern women are pretty unpleasant and heart-and soulless, of course today's men are the latter as well; the parents of the woman have to accept the man, and both environments should have some acceptance for each other, porn makes it harder to have a relationship, and less urgent, more self-issues amongst men, etc etc etc.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 26, 2019 12:50 PM |
[quote]Lots of hindrances for a relationship for straight and bi guys, having problems earning enough money, having problems earning enough money, having problems earning enough money, having problems earning enough money,
I doubt that's an issue with Jake.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 26, 2019 12:51 PM |
The use of the word bachelor in the British press means gay. The obituaries always say "confirmed bachelor" when a closeted eldergay dies.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 26, 2019 12:54 PM |
Dude, What is r59 trying to say?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 26, 2019 12:58 PM |
We used to go shopping with our husband
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 26, 2019 1:54 PM |
Does he have a hairy hole?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 26, 2019 2:20 PM |
[quote]No and no. Even in NYC.
Yes, sometimes straight men do make it to 40 without having had a "live in" girlfriend.
And yes this is common with guys obsessed with their careers or more commonly it's a sign that a guy is damaged in some way but it happens.
You should hang out with "people" other than your cats. R51
by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 26, 2019 2:21 PM |
[quote]Well, what's interesting is there seems to be a disagreement about the straight guy shopping issue.
It's generational.
If you're making a day of hanging out with someone you don't dismiss them because you want to go into a store to kill time or buy a shirt. You just do a bunch of activities you need to do individually together.
It's not just about fishing equipment or electronics. Nerds go shopping together for action figures. Guys go and buy whatever new shoe is released.
For some reason the older generation has issues with being seen doing certain activities with the same sex. I'd say there was probably some worry about how they'd be seen by others in the past.
Millennials and even some Gen Xers don't have that hangup. "You must only go shopping for furniture alone or with your wife or girlfriend," doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 26, 2019 2:31 PM |
No it's not r65. I can count on one had the 40-ish straight men I've known, on both coasts, who have never had a live-in relationship with a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 26, 2019 2:32 PM |
I don't care what DL says. I would rim him for hours then fuck him for days.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 26, 2019 4:42 PM |
tom = fug!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 26, 2019 4:59 PM |
Jake strikes me as on earth of those sensitive men who cry during sex. Because it's just so beautiful.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 26, 2019 5:27 PM |
^ as one of those guys....autocorrect.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 26, 2019 5:27 PM |
Like Jake couldn’t do better than that?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 26, 2019 5:30 PM |
Jake took a dump in the stall next to mine at John Wayne airport last September. My brush with fame.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 26, 2019 5:58 PM |
[73] you brushed it????
by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 26, 2019 6:02 PM |
Nah. I fished it out and ran after him saying "hey, you left this"
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 26, 2019 6:09 PM |
I love posters like r73. You never know what the fuck you're going to see on this board.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 26, 2019 6:10 PM |
Smell description r73?
by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 26, 2019 6:11 PM |
^ fruity with an oaky aftertaste? I don't fuckin know. It was a public men's room. But there was some embarrassing noise on his side of the stall. Now whenever I see him on some talk show I think of that. Lol
by Anonymous | reply 78 | March 26, 2019 6:15 PM |
R21 You forgot "actor" = gay
by Anonymous | reply 79 | March 26, 2019 6:49 PM |
It runs in the family. Maggie Gyllenhaal chose Peter Sarsgaard for a partner. Surely he's gay.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | March 26, 2019 6:53 PM |
Laughing out really loud in public because of R74 & R75
by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 26, 2019 7:18 PM |
Weht that jake’s friend,an actor also, rumored to be his bf? I forgot his name.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 26, 2019 7:22 PM |
This just in from the BBC:
It is reported that the American actor Jake Gyllenhaal has been arrested on Hampstead Heath. The man, Gyllenhall, was reported to be a homo--sesssual.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 26, 2019 7:49 PM |
That would be Austin Nichols, R82.
He works, mostly in TV. Very low profile.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | March 26, 2019 7:50 PM |
Now R84 is more like it. There’s a sexy couple.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 26, 2019 8:01 PM |
Poor Jake. He really just wants to share his secret self with an unfeeling, judgemental world.
Poor little flower.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 26, 2019 8:11 PM |
Str8 boys go shopping together all the time. They just have to remember to say "no homo" after telling their str8 friend how effin sweet his ass looks in those shorts.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 26, 2019 9:55 PM |
[quote] That hat does him no favors, 'Toine. No snaps, while fingers reach up in crown roast formation and move that ugly thing OFF little Jakey's head.
That's not a hat! It' s a bro beanie!
by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 26, 2019 10:13 PM |
R46, go on, you’ve got to be Jake!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 26, 2019 10:24 PM |
r84's pics scream GAY.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | March 26, 2019 10:27 PM |
this sturridge guy is ugly AF. Jake is no oil painting but at least he's still got a hot body (he was naked in Velvet Chainsaw. BTW that's the gayest title ever)
by Anonymous | reply 91 | March 26, 2019 10:34 PM |
I couldn't get past 10 minutes of Velvet Chainsaw, is his nude scene work searching for r91?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | March 26, 2019 10:37 PM |
"it takes two to tango and Tom is clearly not gay (getting sienna preggers)."
There are gay men who have gotten a woman "preggers", especially closeted ones. There are gay women become have become pregnant. Having a baby or getting somebody pregnant doesn't necessarily mean someone is heterosexual.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 26, 2019 10:59 PM |
[quote]this sturridge guy is ugly AF.
Yeah, Sturridge is just average-looking. And not only that, he's a D-list actor. Couldn't Jake do better?
by Anonymous | reply 95 | March 26, 2019 11:24 PM |
[quote]Gyllenhaal wore a puffy black jacket with gray pants, gray wool hat and white sneakers. English-born Sturridge wore a puffy black North Face jacket with black Adidas sweat pants and black sneakers. The 33-year-old actor finished the look with a burgundy sweater over a white T-shirt and a black wool cap. The two finished a day of purchasing goods at Snow Peak, the Japanese outdoor lifestyle brand in the heart of SoHo.
R21 must not be British because there are at least five more gay references in this paragraph that he’s missed. “Puffy” is especially not so subtle.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 26, 2019 11:31 PM |
R96, are you referring to the fact that "Poof" is British slang for a homosexual?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | March 26, 2019 11:35 PM |
Hiding in plain sight: Jake and Heath were all over each other the summer of 2005 in Saint-Tropez
by Anonymous | reply 98 | March 26, 2019 11:47 PM |
R44 it's because he's smart, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | March 26, 2019 11:56 PM |
r86 jake should share himself with ME.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | March 27, 2019 12:16 AM |
So happy he's even smiling for the paps!
R86: I thought that was Bono there on the right for a split second.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | March 27, 2019 12:19 AM |
So Toothy Tile moved on from Grey Goose/Austin Nichols to Barrington Bang-Me?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | March 27, 2019 12:29 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 106 | March 27, 2019 1:37 AM |
He has white trash face.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | March 27, 2019 1:40 AM |
Jake was inadvertently outed by the director of "Brokeback Mountain" in an interview.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | March 27, 2019 2:00 AM |
R109
When was that ?
by Anonymous | reply 110 | March 27, 2019 2:10 AM |
Tom does "sullen sort-of-cute white asshole" nicely. That's probably his "geezus Jake, shut up and fuck me already" face.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | March 27, 2019 2:17 AM |
R106, gay face for days and not a pretty one I must add. Jake cane do so much better.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | March 27, 2019 2:20 AM |
Maybe he has a huge weiner that Jake likes up his furry hole.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | March 27, 2019 2:24 AM |
i didn't know Jake played gay/bi in Velvet Buzzsaw.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | March 27, 2019 11:24 AM |
I don't think the point of this is to tease that Jake and Tom are fucking, given that it emphasizes that Tom was with Sienna and is a father.
The "38-year old bachelor" looking happier and closer to a friend than the missing beard is the headline.
If publicists are going to stage walks with girlfriends to make Jake seem straight, it's fair game.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | March 27, 2019 2:29 PM |
The Daily Mail needs to learn some new tricks. Most of their regular (I wouldn't say "loyal") readers could write their articles AND fill in the blanks at this stage.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | March 27, 2019 3:34 PM |
Lainey now chimes in. It seems they take walks together more than just once. She ponders it, mindlessly.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | March 28, 2019 6:20 PM |
The hat really helps Jake cover up the mop / comb-back. He does look cute on instagram I have to say.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | March 28, 2019 6:54 PM |
R117, Jake & Tom are an odd duo.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | March 28, 2019 6:56 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 120 | March 30, 2019 4:20 AM |
Actors are a weird bunch.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | March 30, 2019 5:27 AM |
What did OP do to earn trolldom?
by Anonymous | reply 122 | March 30, 2019 8:35 AM |
They're definitely fucking alright.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | March 30, 2019 12:03 PM |
The Mail has previously published "nudge-nudge-wink-wink" articles about Jake out on "cozy" dates with "handsome male companions." They just studiously avoid the word "date." it's a bit like spelling the name 'Sean' as ' Shawn' to make sure everyone gets it.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | March 30, 2019 1:11 PM |
How cute, both sagittarians
by Anonymous | reply 125 | March 30, 2019 2:43 PM |
R122 how is op a troll?
by Anonymous | reply 126 | March 31, 2019 1:32 AM |
r126 OP's posts have been grayed out, and his name in red is [ troll 5563 ]
by Anonymous | reply 127 | March 31, 2019 2:08 AM |
The truth is that Jake doesn't like to go out alone. Having a friend nearby makes him feel safer.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | April 1, 2019 6:22 AM |
cripes jake so hot, why he be with that, unless a big cock is involved.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | April 1, 2019 6:49 AM |
Does Jake want uncut British cock?
I would have thought he'd prefer cut.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | April 1, 2019 6:55 AM |
I would have gobbled his uncut British cock if I had met him around this time. I doubt he's changed that much. I'm glad he's not "DL Hot."
by Anonymous | reply 131 | April 1, 2019 7:10 AM |
Tom is from a posh family, yes?
So I suppose it's possible he's cut, like Alex Pettyfer and Rupert Everett.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | April 1, 2019 7:13 AM |
Once more for ole times sake:
Jake Gyllenhaal's obit will read:
"He was fucked in a tent by Oscar winner Heath Ledger"
by Anonymous | reply 133 | April 1, 2019 7:21 AM |
Is Jake gay?
by Anonymous | reply 134 | April 2, 2019 12:13 AM |
Was Sturridge dating Pattinson or they were only friends? I know for a fact that Sturridge is gay and so is his former ex beard Sienna Miller (ex-beard of Jude Law and Harvey's girl)
by Anonymous | reply 135 | April 2, 2019 12:15 AM |
R56 It was awful.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | April 2, 2019 12:15 AM |
I stopped watching Velvet Buzzsaw after about 30 minutes, I couldn't take any more. What a POS.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | April 2, 2019 12:22 AM |
Toni Collette deserves better than Velvet Buzzsaw.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | April 2, 2019 12:24 AM |
[quote]Was Sturridge dating Pattinson or they were only friends? I know for a fact that Sturridge is gay and so is his former ex beard Sienna Miller (ex-beard of Jude Law and Harvey's girl)
1. Some years back we had some DL threads about Sturridge & Pattinson because they were spending a lot of time together.
2. If you know "for a fact" that Sturridge is gay, why did he father a child with Sienna? Or was it a turkey baster baby?
by Anonymous | reply 139 | April 2, 2019 1:04 AM |
turkey baster obviously
by Anonymous | reply 140 | April 2, 2019 1:05 AM |
Was pattinson in relationship with sturridge when Pattinson was dating Stewart? or before Stewart and after his split with Stewart?
by Anonymous | reply 141 | April 2, 2019 1:07 AM |
Adele and JLaw were at nearby Pieces gay bar in the village per a thread over the weekend. She's just extending her west village homo high five by cowing down w Jake and buddy.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | April 2, 2019 1:10 AM |
Sienna Miller is not gay you crazy. Hoebag of the century. Plus are you all forgetting about her home wrecking ways with Balthazar Getty?
by Anonymous | reply 143 | April 2, 2019 1:42 AM |
Agreed, R143.
I don't know why some people here are trying to claim Sienna is a lesbian. It's obvious she likes cock.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | April 2, 2019 6:54 AM |
That's Beard Club's line of reasoning: all celebrity men are gay, and the women they date are lesbians by default.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | April 2, 2019 7:28 AM |
Jake posts pics of him and Tom from the end of the show quoting his favourite line: 'This feels like the end...but maybe it isn’t'
by Anonymous | reply 146 | April 2, 2019 10:35 AM |
Yikes, that Sturridge fellow is FUG. Jake can do much better.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | April 2, 2019 7:16 PM |
True, R147, he's not much to look at.
But maybe Tom has a fun personality or is good in bed.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | April 2, 2019 7:18 PM |
Gays need a pretty out in public boyfriend. The good in bed guys stay in the bedroom, and the nice personality types sit next to us in the friendzone.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | April 2, 2019 7:22 PM |
Yoy know 'for fact' that Sturridge is gay, R135 ? Please tell us more, we need the facts.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | April 2, 2019 7:24 PM |
Tom isn't fug, he's average. He has a 70's or 30's character actor face.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | April 2, 2019 7:30 PM |
^ and a pron actor's weiner!!!
by Anonymous | reply 152 | April 2, 2019 7:36 PM |
Tom is that kind of pale dark haired guy who has very long, and not curly enough, body hair.
I think there maybe truth to size meat - look here:
by Anonymous | reply 153 | April 2, 2019 7:56 PM |
Eeek Tom looks WAY better with short hair!
by Anonymous | reply 154 | April 2, 2019 7:59 PM |
Jake looks more like Oscar the Grouch every day.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | April 2, 2019 8:07 PM |
Tom is very hit and miss,looks wise. He looks hot in period dress. He looks like a god awful critter with that long greasy hair and neck beard; yikes.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | April 2, 2019 10:03 PM |
Remember a few years ago when Tom played the gay lover of Rupert Graves' Shakespeare in 'A Waste of Shame'?
by Anonymous | reply 157 | April 2, 2019 10:45 PM |
R143 home wrecking and cheating dramas is one of the favorite bearding stunts among desperate closeted celebs.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | April 2, 2019 10:51 PM |
no, R157.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | April 2, 2019 10:53 PM |
They be fuckin'
by Anonymous | reply 160 | April 2, 2019 10:53 PM |
the only man sienna miller has fucked is weinstein she's still gay
by Anonymous | reply 161 | April 2, 2019 10:57 PM |
R158, yes, there are some closeted celebs.
But why can't we focus on the ones who are actually GAY?
Sienna Miller has had sex with Jude Law, Balthazar Getty and Tom Sturridge. So she's had at LEAST three cocks that we know of, and probably more. She's not a lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | April 3, 2019 4:50 AM |
I don’t care if Jake is straight or gay. Just please get him a new agent. It’s cringeworthy watching him try to get these Oscar roles year after year after year after failed year. Southpaw, Nightcrawler, Tom Ford movie. Soon he’ll kill himself for the Oscar.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | April 3, 2019 4:58 AM |
I still think the cringeworthy part is that Chewbacca look with the extra long hair in the front that gets slicked back to make his head look really too big for his body. Even in Velvet Buzzsaw with the creepy greasy cut you could see he has a nice normal sized head.
What was wrong with this look?
by Anonymous | reply 164 | April 5, 2019 10:35 PM |
Tom Sturridge and Robert Pattinson must have broken up.
Sturridge used to be very handsome, but has aged badly Most English people don't age well.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | April 5, 2019 11:52 PM |
R164 . Nope. Seen him several times . Jake's head is the size of a garbage can.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | April 15, 2019 4:42 AM |
So are they still hanging out?
by Anonymous | reply 167 | April 15, 2019 5:18 AM |
I've wondered from time to time if I'd be happier if I were Jake Gyllenhaal. I never come to a lasting conclusion. I'd know more people. And I'd know more famous people. But it seems he ends up going home alone a lot. If he is with Tom, I hope he's happy. It's a dick I always wanted to suck.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | April 15, 2019 5:21 AM |
[quote]It's a dick I always wanted to suck.
Tom's? Why?
by Anonymous | reply 169 | April 15, 2019 5:23 AM |
r169 I thought he was so cute in Waiting for Forever (2010) and Like Minds (2006).
by Anonymous | reply 170 | April 15, 2019 5:31 AM |
[quote]Seen him several times .
Where are you seeing Jake so frequently?
by Anonymous | reply 171 | April 15, 2019 5:33 AM |
Is his hole furry?
by Anonymous | reply 172 | April 15, 2019 11:05 PM |
My brother looks like Jake Gyllenhaal.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | April 16, 2019 4:00 PM |
I know someone who looks like him whose name is also Jacob.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | April 16, 2019 5:12 PM |
[quote]My brother looks like Jake Gyllenhaal.
Do you look like Maggie?
by Anonymous | reply 175 | April 16, 2019 5:18 PM |
[quote]But it seems he ends up going home alone a lot. If he is with Tom, I hope he's happy.
This. With all his $$$, fame and looks he seems a pretty lonely guy to me. I would actually be happy for him if he was with Tom.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | April 16, 2019 5:29 PM |
[quote]Even in Velvet Buzzsaw with the creepy greasy cut you could see he has a nice normal sized head.
Jake? He doesn't have a normal sized head. He's literally told stories about having a giant head and the difficulties they had finding him hats (and how hard it is to find a hat to wear in his normal life) when he was doing Brokeback Mountain.
After measuring it he found it has a circumference of 24 inches which is a few inches larger than the highest end of average.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | April 16, 2019 5:36 PM |
My goodness, R177!
That must make wig-shopping an incredible challenge. Does he have them custom-made?
by Anonymous | reply 178 | April 16, 2019 5:44 PM |
R24, gayest picture EVER! These two aren't even TRYING to hide what's going on. It's laughable that anyone can think Jake is straight at this point.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | April 16, 2019 7:30 PM |
R179, why would Jake suddenly want people to know he's gay after all these years of bearding?
by Anonymous | reply 180 | April 16, 2019 11:22 PM |
It seems the Richard and Brandon ‘buddy’ situation has taken the steam out of this thread....no one cares about these 2 lol
by Anonymous | reply 181 | April 16, 2019 11:32 PM |
I've put Richard and Brandon on ignore. Enough already.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | April 17, 2019 5:10 AM |
R181, it's not that surprising that this thread isn't getting a lot of attention.
Jake was loved on DL a decade ago, but he's fallen out of favor. And virtually no one knows who Tom Sturridge is.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | April 17, 2019 5:16 AM |
[quote]virtually no one knows who Tom Sturridge is.
I do, I do.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | April 17, 2019 5:20 AM |
[quote]no one cares about these 2 lol
by Anonymous | reply 185 | April 17, 2019 1:55 PM |
[quote]no one cares about these 2 lol
Well me and the OP care lmao. Any more recent sighting of these two?
by Anonymous | reply 186 | April 17, 2019 1:56 PM |
*sightings
by Anonymous | reply 187 | April 17, 2019 1:58 PM |
R180, I don't know... he's getting older and tired of bearding?? Someone like Leo is probably NEVER going to stop... just one ridiculously young "girlfriend" after another... but not everyone is Leo. In many ways Jake has been hiding in plain sight the entire time... even with Brokeback Mountain... as someone else stated, the director let it slip he was gay even back then! So none of this should be a surprise to anyone anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | April 17, 2019 4:00 PM |
You do have to give Jake credit for stopping with the ridiculous bearding (Reese, Taylor) and just not caring anymore. It's been years since he's "dated" a member of the female sex.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | April 17, 2019 4:07 PM |
R23 I have straight friends and don’t even stand that close to them when strolling out and about. These two are clearly Frot/Blowjob buddies.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | April 17, 2019 4:18 PM |
Putting aside Jake for a moment, the question becomes about Tom Sturridge.
If he is gay and is now with Jake, what was he doing fathering a baby with Sienna Miller?
by Anonymous | reply 191 | April 17, 2019 7:13 PM |
I like Jake and Tom, too.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | April 17, 2019 7:16 PM |
This was the first movie I saw Tom in, with Eddie. It was called Like Minds, and it was made 12 years ago or so.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | April 17, 2019 7:32 PM |
He was cute as a twink, R193.
But it's still kind of odd that he & Jake would be together.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | April 17, 2019 8:16 PM |
[quote]But it seems he ends up going home alone a lot.
Jake seems quite content with his own company. A 38-year-old bachelor, living alone in Manhattan, who likes nothing better than slipping into something comfy, admiring his antiques, and listening to his Broadway original cast recordings all evening long. Living the life.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | April 18, 2019 1:24 AM |
why would he pick tom as a fuk buddy, he not very hot
jake prob bi, like most hwood folks.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | April 18, 2019 2:14 AM |
Are Tom Sturridge and Jim Sturgess different people?
by Anonymous | reply 197 | April 18, 2019 2:18 AM |
No kidding, jake could have his pick of all men/boys
why that guy???
by Anonymous | reply 198 | April 18, 2019 10:07 AM |
Jake knows how to bed bisexuals or bi-curious. He got Heath Ledger, in plain sight!
by Anonymous | reply 199 | April 18, 2019 10:21 AM |
jake into plugs is said to have one in his cornhole 24/7
fuk yea baby
by Anonymous | reply 200 | April 18, 2019 10:27 AM |
Which one is the bottom?
by Anonymous | reply 201 | April 18, 2019 10:30 AM |
Does Jake have a hairy ass?
by Anonymous | reply 202 | April 18, 2019 6:44 PM |
Is Tom his new boyfriend?
by Anonymous | reply 203 | April 18, 2019 6:52 PM |
R202, it looked pretty smooth in the nude scenes he did with Anne Hathaway a few years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | April 18, 2019 7:22 PM |
Get ready for some light summer fare from Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Sturridge! Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Sturridge will return to Broadway this summer in 'Sea Wall/A Life.' Fresh off a sold-out run Off Broadway at the Public Theater, the actors announced Thursday that they would remount the doubleheader this summer at the Hudson Theater. The plays, billed jointly as “Sea Wall/A Life” and directed by Carrie Cracknell, are scheduled to begin performances July 26, to open Aug. 8, and to close Sept. 29.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | April 25, 2019 9:12 AM |
Really? Boyfriends really can't quit each other I see. Good for Jake getting some dick, it was time!
by Anonymous | reply 206 | April 25, 2019 10:04 AM |
Where's Jake's latest contract GF, the fug 'model'?
by Anonymous | reply 207 | April 25, 2019 10:12 AM |
Fug model? Jake can't be bothered.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | April 25, 2019 11:22 AM |
Jake hasn't bearded in years.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | April 25, 2019 12:00 PM |
Jake has new beard. Paparazzi photo shoot from December:
by Anonymous | reply 210 | April 25, 2019 12:33 PM |
[quote]Jake has new beard. Paparazzi photo shoot from December:
Of course, he has a new beard, a French model in her 20s.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | April 25, 2019 10:15 PM |
This picture of him with Tom Holland is a lot
by Anonymous | reply 212 | April 25, 2019 10:19 PM |
A lot of what, r212?
by Anonymous | reply 213 | April 26, 2019 1:19 AM |
Why do people keep saying he hasn’t bearded in years? I’m, yes he has. He just isn’t quite as famous as he once was, and so his ‘romances’ are no longer front cover material.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | April 26, 2019 2:21 AM |
^ True.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | April 26, 2019 2:28 AM |
Mysterio is married.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | April 26, 2019 9:44 AM |
His girlfriend is in Canada for a long visit.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | April 26, 2019 10:45 AM |
Why is Jean in Canada? Isn't she a NYC based model?
by Anonymous | reply 218 | April 26, 2019 11:04 AM |
Maybe "girlfriend" is looking for a better contract, she won't get much publicity from hanging out with Jake.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | April 26, 2019 11:37 AM |
Jake to produce and star in Gary Shteyngart’s novel Lake Success for HBO.
Loved the book, though I pictured Joshie from Transparent in the lead role. But I like Jake more, so I should enjoy this. I haven't had HBO since they dropped Looking.
Not Jake's best picture, eh?
by Anonymous | reply 220 | April 26, 2019 2:12 PM |
Remember when Jakey did the Grace Jones album cover pose? That was fun.
Of course he's straight. Straight men are huge Grace Jones fans.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | April 26, 2019 3:21 PM |
Didn't they try to say that photo was photoshopped? I never did see an original if it was though
by Anonymous | reply 222 | April 26, 2019 4:28 PM |
R221, you have a very narrow and limited mind
by Anonymous | reply 223 | April 26, 2019 4:34 PM |
Sorry r223, I was unaware that straight men are big Grace Jones fans. Thx for the schooling!
by Anonymous | reply 224 | April 26, 2019 4:56 PM |
Yes, Jake has a beard on his payroll (or someone's payroll). For all the good that will do her.
At least he's not whining about how badly he wants to be married with kids, like he did when he "dated" Reese Witherspoon. Now THAT was unbearable.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | April 26, 2019 8:20 PM |
A Page Six spy recently overheard a conversation in a downtown art framing store between a collector — who had been lucky enough to get a portrait of himself done by a favorite artist — and the store owner. When the guy asked the owner if it seemed too vain to get a picture of himself framed, the owner reassured him by saying, “Jake Gyllenhaal comes in all the time and I’ve never framed something for him that’s not a picture of himself.”
by Anonymous | reply 226 | April 26, 2019 8:36 PM |
I was interested when he was youthful.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | April 26, 2019 8:47 PM |
Tom Holland and Jake Gyllenhaal's bromance became a problem on Spider-Man: Far From Home's set - "Sometimes they would crack each other up, and we could not get through takes occasionally," director Jon Watts told Entertainment Weekly. "It was a problem!" Their friendship was helped by the fact that Holland was a big fan of his co-star beforehand, admitting he was top of his wish list of actors he wanted to work with. "If you look at any interview I've ever done prior to this movie and someone asked me, 'Who would you work with if you could work with any actor?' I would've said Jake Gyllenhaal," Holland explained.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | April 27, 2019 3:39 PM |
The Devil All the Time - The film was announced in September 2018, with Tom Holland, Robert Pattinson, Chris Evans, Mia Wasikowska and Tracy Letts in talks to star. Antônio Campos would write and direct the film, with Jake Gyllenhaal serving as producer.[1] In November 2018, Mia Goth joined the cast.[2] In January 2019, Bill Skarsgård, Eliza Scanlen, and Gabriel Ebert joined the cast, with Netflix now set to distribute the film.[3][4] Sebastian Stan was cast to replace Evans after scheduling conflicts caused him to drop out.[5] Additionally, Jason Clarke, Riley Keough and Haley Bennett were announced as part of the cast.[6] In March 2019, Harry Melling joined the cast of the film.[7]
Filming began on February 19, 2019 in Birmingham, Alabama and continued until April 15.[8][9][10]
by Anonymous | reply 230 | April 27, 2019 5:19 PM |
'Spider Man Far from Home' tour starts this Saturday in Mexico with Tom Holland and Jake Gyllenhaal.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | May 1, 2019 1:49 PM |
Meh the "bromance" with Holland is run of the mill PR stuff. I'm much more interested in his relationship with Sturridge.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | May 1, 2019 1:56 PM |
But *does* he have a "relationship" with Sturridge?
by Anonymous | reply 233 | May 2, 2019 9:18 AM |
To answer your questions about his hole...Yes it is bushy ... I was picking hairs out of my teeth for days !
by Anonymous | reply 234 | May 2, 2019 9:49 AM |
[italic]Who's[/italic] got the hairier hole, bitch?
by Anonymous | reply 235 | May 2, 2019 11:22 AM |
....
by Anonymous | reply 236 | May 2, 2019 11:23 AM |
The first half of this thread reeks of angry Frau.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | May 2, 2019 11:24 AM |
I should've said "angry stinkfish".
by Anonymous | reply 238 | May 2, 2019 11:28 AM |
R235, where is that screen cap of Tom from?
by Anonymous | reply 239 | May 3, 2019 11:46 AM |
r239, Tom plays the title role in the Henry VI episodes of the Hollow Crown.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | May 3, 2019 12:16 PM |
Jake Gyllenhaal: Here’s the first look at @SeaWallALife! We’re coming to Broadway for 9 weeks only! Our shows earlier this year sold out, so grab a friend and come see us this summer. Tickets are on sale today at SeaWallALife.com. Link in bio.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | May 6, 2019 2:03 PM |
So Jake makes lovey instagrams about Tom Holland and is again goofing on his love for Hugh. Too bad he just can't find the right girl.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | May 17, 2019 10:29 PM |
Hot couple
by Anonymous | reply 243 | May 17, 2019 10:30 PM |
Get your Wolverine Jake!
by Anonymous | reply 244 | May 18, 2019 2:15 AM |
I’ll be so sad if they Tom and him aren’t a couple
by Anonymous | reply 245 | May 18, 2019 2:16 AM |
Why?
by Anonymous | reply 246 | May 18, 2019 2:25 AM |
'Sea Wall / A Life' Photocall In New York City
by Anonymous | reply 247 | June 6, 2019 10:19 AM |
'Sea Wall / A Life' Photocall In New York City
by Anonymous | reply 248 | June 6, 2019 10:19 AM |
Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Sturridge have arrived at The Tony Awards! 🎉🎭 #SeaWallALife #TonyAwards
by Anonymous | reply 249 | June 10, 2019 6:27 AM |
Interesting to see them together, R249.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | June 10, 2019 6:36 AM |
Well, the co star in the play they are nominated for....not that unusual.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | June 10, 2019 7:16 AM |
The play wasn't nominated.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | June 10, 2019 10:26 AM |
The Greatest Gyllenhaal of All - Whitney Houston Parody - Jake and James Corden
by Anonymous | reply 253 | June 19, 2019 11:01 AM |
Jake Gyllenhaal and Tony winner Annaleigh Ashford will reunite to lead a West End production of Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine's beloved musical SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE. The production will be directed by Sarna Lapine, with preview performances beginning on Thursday, June 11, 2020.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | June 19, 2019 11:50 AM |
Jake comes across as gay in this clip.
His choice of film comes across as gay, too, ironically starring an actor named Mitch GAYlord.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | July 7, 2019 12:20 AM |
You guys are slipping.....
[quote]the actors announced Thursday that they would remount the doubleheader...
Oh, DEAR!
by Anonymous | reply 256 | July 7, 2019 5:49 AM |