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Jake Gyllenhaal looks happy as he shops in NYC with his longtime friend Tom Sturridge

The Daily Mail outs Jake. Not even being subtle this time.

by Anonymousreply 204Last Thursday at 11:22 AM

The article:

Longtime friends Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Sturridge found some down time to take in a bit of shopping on Sunday.

The acting mates have been seen out in the streets of New York City dressed for comfort and the chilly northeast weather. The actors co-star in the off-Broadway show Sea Wall/A Life. Gyllenhaal plays in A Life and Sturridge performs in Sea Wall in the show that has two parts.

Gyllenhaal wore a puffy black jacket with gray pants, gray wool hat and white sneakers. English-born Sturridge wore a puffy black North Face jacket with black Adidas sweat pants and black sneakers. The 33-year-old actor finished the look with a burgundy sweater over a white T-shirt and a black wool cap. The two finished a day of purchasing goods at Snow Peak, the Japanese outdoor lifestyle brand in the heart of SoHo.

They are working together on their off-Broadway play. But it's not their first project together.

The duo recently had roles in the Netflix supernatural horror flick Velvet Buzzsaw. While Gyllenhaal has found time for stage shows, he's also been immersed in his work on the big screen.

Gyllenhaal had a role in the 2018 film The Sisters Brothers along with John C Reilly and Joaquin Phoenix.

The 38-year-old bachelor is next set to play the comic book super villain Mysterio in the upcoming Marvel Cinematic Universe movie Spider-Man: Far From Home.

Sturridge, who has a daughter with actress Sienna Miller, is set to reprise his role for a second season on the hit show Sweetbitter on Starz.

by Anonymousreply 103/25/2019

I've always suspected Jake was gay, but for chrissake, can't two males walk down the street together anymore without rumors circulating?

by Anonymousreply 203/25/2019

Walking down the street sure, R2, but straight males don't go "shopping" together (unless its an auto parts store).

by Anonymousreply 303/25/2019

Did Jake break up Tom and Sienna?

by Anonymousreply 403/25/2019

"The Sisters Brothers". how a propos!

by Anonymousreply 503/25/2019

It's a store that sells camping gear. That's manly. It's not like they're picking out china.

by Anonymousreply 603/25/2019

R3, they do in LA.

by Anonymousreply 703/25/2019

All they need is a tent and some phlegm on Tom’s fingers as lube....

by Anonymousreply 803/25/2019

[Quote] but straight males don't go "shopping" together (unless its an auto parts store).

I swear some of the posters here perception of straight men hasn't been updated since the 1950s.

by Anonymousreply 903/25/2019

Jake is a "confirmed bachelor" as the old term goes. It's open to interpretation.

by Anonymousreply 1003/25/2019

Jake hasn't had a "girlfriend" in years.

by Anonymousreply 1103/25/2019

Eh don’t know if they are anything more than friends; and yes it isn’t the 1950’s anymore; straight guys can go out for lunch together then check out a few shops etc. But that doesn’t stop my mind from imagining Tom Sturridge as a needy sub bottom who loves being a cundump for jake’s thick cock. Even the more hotter seeing as he would be finally succumbing to his bitch bottom-boy side after trying to be straight and getting sienna pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 1203/25/2019

R11 but it takes two to tango and Tom is clearly not gay (getting sienna preggers). Perhaps he is bi: but gay he isn’t.

by Anonymousreply 1303/25/2019

This one article doesn't "out" Jake (although IMO it's damning!)... it's the fact that Jake has had more "beards" than one can count!!

by Anonymousreply 1403/25/2019

How many 40 year-old straight men do you know who have never been in at a long-term live-in relationship with a girlfriend, at the very least?

by Anonymousreply 1503/25/2019

The OP link was to a movie with Tom Holland, not Tom Sturridge.

by Anonymousreply 1603/25/2019

Please tell me a gay man did not say "preggers."

by Anonymousreply 1703/25/2019

Really, no one is oh-dearing the headline of the article?

[quote]Jake Gyllenhaal looks happy as he shops in NYC with his longtime friend Tom Sturridge who he is starring in an off-Broadway play with

by Anonymousreply 1803/25/2019

The DM might as well have had the headline be: "Yeah, They're Fucking."

by Anonymousreply 1903/25/2019

Tom Sturridge doesn't ping to me and I see nothing suspicious in two guys shopping together. Jakey boy is of course gay and I'm glad he's not bearding so much anymore --it was pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 2003/25/2019

"looks happy" = gay

"seen out in the streets" = gay

"outdoor lifestyle brand" = gay (wouldn't you know it, the store sells "camping gear," hee)

"38-year-old bachelor" = GAY GAY GAY

The Daily Mail knows exactly what it's doing. The choice of language is not coincidental.

by Anonymousreply 2103/25/2019

How longtime have they known each other?

by Anonymousreply 2203/25/2019

They look even closer here a few days ago.....

by Anonymousreply 2303/25/2019

Sturridge has exquisite taste. I think he borrowed this sweater from his grandmother.

by Anonymousreply 2403/25/2019

[24] And Jake's suit is improvised from Gran's old 1970s curtains. Please, please, these are NOT gay men

by Anonymousreply 2503/25/2019

I actually like Gyllenhaal's suit. Sturridge's sweater is probably meant to be ironic. How tiresome.

by Anonymousreply 2603/25/2019

That British boy is damn homely. JG can do better.

by Anonymousreply 2703/25/2019

Confirmed bachelor.

by Anonymousreply 2803/25/2019

I bet they both look cute naked.

by Anonymousreply 2903/25/2019

For what it's worth …

[quote]311. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/25 **#8** // Interesting that this permanent A- list mostly movie actor debuts a beard at the same time he has found a new male lover who also happens to be an actor. He has stayed away from actors since the early days when he was almost outed a dozen times. [italic]Jake Gyllenhaal/Tom Sturridge (Jake Gyllenhaal looks happy as he shops in NYC with his longtime friend Tom Sturridge who he is starring in an off-Broadway play with)[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 3003/25/2019

They’re fucking

by Anonymousreply 3103/25/2019

Come on, Jake, at least demand better grooming from the guy.

by Anonymousreply 3203/25/2019

R9: Jake is gay, but it's true that some posters here have a depressingly narrow idea of what a straight man can be. Probably a generational thing.

I've read posts here by gay men who were incredulous that a male ballet dancer could be staight in the same way a straight man might marvel at the fact that a big burly rugby player is gay.

by Anonymousreply 3303/25/2019

Sturridge could do better than Jake.

by Anonymousreply 3403/25/2019

Are they long-time friends or lovers or both?

by Anonymousreply 3503/25/2019

Longtime companions.

by Anonymousreply 3603/26/2019

I've thought Sturridge pung since the first time I saw him, in some murder-y flick that takes place in a British prep school. Eddie Redmayne co-starred. He seems like such a sweet and gentle boy. Or is it just his Britishness?

by Anonymousreply 3703/26/2019

Jake ain't pretty no more like in that first movie "Corn-Hole Mounting"

by Anonymousreply 3803/26/2019

That hat does him no favors, 'Toine. No snaps, while fingers reach up in crown roast formation and move that ugly thing OFF little Jakey's head.

by Anonymousreply 3903/26/2019

Jake can totally borrow one of my hawt girlfriends. They’re like totally stacked!

by Anonymousreply 4003/26/2019

At least it didnt use that other great Brti tabloid euphemism “ touching friendship”.. Even Prince Edward scored that.

by Anonymousreply 4103/26/2019

Look at this fucking hipster.

by Anonymousreply 4203/26/2019

Are they trying to say that Jake is slipping the sausage to Tom? How can anyone think Jake isn't a bottom?

by Anonymousreply 4303/26/2019

Why does Jake live in NY and not in LA? Is it because his family lives in NY?

by Anonymousreply 4403/26/2019

Maggie's face put me off women for life.

by Anonymousreply 4503/26/2019

[quote]How many 40 year-old straight men do you know who have never been in at a long-term live-in relationship with a girlfriend, at the very least?

A lot. Especially if they have a busy job.

He was in a long term, live in relationship with Kirsten Dunst.

I'm not saying he's straight.

R33, It's too much sometimes. Two men walking up the street doesn't mean they're gay.

R44, Didn't he do quite a lot of theater at one point? Besides Maggie living there for quite a while, he has always stuck with NYC as a home base as far back as when he went to school briefly there. His mother has lived and taught there on and off for years. It just seems like he likes it best. I'd imagine he has quite a lot of friends there.

by Anonymousreply 4603/26/2019


love this.

by Anonymousreply 4703/26/2019

Hetrosexual men don't go shopping together.

by Anonymousreply 4803/26/2019

[quote][R11] but it takes two to tango and Tom is clearly not gay (getting sienna preggers). Perhaps he is bi: but gay he isn’t.

R13, you have a point. Sturridge was in a relationship with Sienna Miller and had a child with her, so perhaps he isn't gay. Sienna is a very sexual woman so I don't think she would beard with a gay guy.

I do remember though that he used to spend so much time with Robert Pattinson in the early 'Twilight' days that we had threads about them here wondering if they were a couple. So perhaps Tom is bi, and perhaps he is putting his past with women like Sienna behind him and moving on to be with a man.

by Anonymousreply 4903/26/2019

What a presumptuous and stifling article. Straight or platonic male friends go shopping together. I see it all the time with my friends, coworkers, and at the local malls. This article is toxic, makes men afraid to be close to each other. Shame

by Anonymousreply 5003/26/2019

[quote]A lot. Especially if they have a busy job.

No and no. Even in NYC.

by Anonymousreply 5103/26/2019

[quote]Straight or platonic male friends go shopping together.

Well, what's interesting is there seems to be a disagreement about the straight guy shopping issue.

A couple posters above say hetero guys don't shop together (eg. see R48 & R3) and you say that straight guys *do* go shopping together.

by Anonymousreply 5203/26/2019

R52, I bet it’s a generational chasm.

by Anonymousreply 5303/26/2019

My dad used to go out shopping with his friends every Dec 24th. They would all wait until the last possible second to do their Christmas shopping, then go as a group of 4 or 5 guys. (I'm sure they spent an hour - if that - shopping, then stopped off at a bar, but still...)

I guess they all could have been gay, but it certainly would have shocked their wives.

by Anonymousreply 5403/26/2019

It’s not a big deal in 2019.

by Anonymousreply 5503/26/2019

May I take a moment to add that Velvet Buzzsaw was unwatchable?

by Anonymousreply 5603/26/2019

I'm sure that I'm way late to the party on this one, but he appears to have spent LOTS of time with Schumer's husband Chris Fischer.

by Anonymousreply 5703/26/2019

Yeah? So Guys can’t be platonic friends without people trying to inject sexual fantasies?

by Anonymousreply 5803/26/2019

r51 US is very different from Europe and Asia, and there is American exceptionalism. Of course in many more traditional societies it is also more easy to have a relationship and of course marriage. But e.g. here in Europe it is easily so not to have a relationship longterm, also as a straight guy. Women don't need a man anymore as much, and in the social market economy it is less important to have a man than in the free market economy, and in societies with the extended family (?), they also act as a safety net, so they don't need the government as a safety net as much; having a man is very important in societies with little safety net, most societies have more safety net than the US. Falling in love deeply usually happens around 20, after that much less so, I guess the love of your life you usually get to know in your 20s and around 20, you don't have to get together with him then immediately, but I guess the love of your life you usually meet in 20s and around 20.

Lots of hindrances for a relationship for straight and bi guys, having problems earning enough money, having problems earning enough money, having problems earning enough money, having problems earning enough money, mental illness, sexual deficiencies, being bi, class differences, migration, looks, not that many people can own a car environment-wise, nearly every American household has at least one, the environment can't deal with that if most households would do that, it's going down anyways already; outside the US much more people live in apartments, space is much more scarce in Europe and Asia e.g., much more difficult to have a relationship when you live in an apartment than in a single-family home and also a row house. Modern women are pretty unpleasant and heart-and soulless, of course today's men are the latter as well; the parents of the woman have to accept the man, and both environments should have some acceptance for each other, porn makes it harder to have a relationship, and less urgent, more self-issues amongst men, etc etc etc.

by Anonymousreply 5903/26/2019

[quote]Lots of hindrances for a relationship for straight and bi guys, having problems earning enough money, having problems earning enough money, having problems earning enough money, having problems earning enough money,

I doubt that's an issue with Jake.

by Anonymousreply 6003/26/2019

The use of the word bachelor in the British press means gay. The obituaries always say "confirmed bachelor" when a closeted eldergay dies.

by Anonymousreply 6103/26/2019

Dude, What is r59 trying to say?

by Anonymousreply 6203/26/2019

We used to go shopping with our husband

by Anonymousreply 6303/26/2019

Does he have a hairy hole?

by Anonymousreply 6403/26/2019

[quote]No and no. Even in NYC.

Yes, sometimes straight men do make it to 40 without having had a "live in" girlfriend.

And yes this is common with guys obsessed with their careers or more commonly it's a sign that a guy is damaged in some way but it happens.

You should hang out with "people" other than your cats. R51

by Anonymousreply 6503/26/2019

[quote]Well, what's interesting is there seems to be a disagreement about the straight guy shopping issue.

It's generational.

If you're making a day of hanging out with someone you don't dismiss them because you want to go into a store to kill time or buy a shirt. You just do a bunch of activities you need to do individually together.

It's not just about fishing equipment or electronics. Nerds go shopping together for action figures. Guys go and buy whatever new shoe is released.

For some reason the older generation has issues with being seen doing certain activities with the same sex. I'd say there was probably some worry about how they'd be seen by others in the past.

Millennials and even some Gen Xers don't have that hangup. "You must only go shopping for furniture alone or with your wife or girlfriend," doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

by Anonymousreply 6603/26/2019

No it's not r65. I can count on one had the 40-ish straight men I've known, on both coasts, who have never had a live-in relationship with a woman.

by Anonymousreply 6703/26/2019

I don't care what DL says. I would rim him for hours then fuck him for days.

by Anonymousreply 6803/26/2019

tom = fug!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 6903/26/2019

Jake strikes me as on earth of those sensitive men who cry during sex. Because it's just so beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 7003/26/2019

^ as one of those guys....autocorrect.

by Anonymousreply 7103/26/2019

Like Jake couldn’t do better than that?

by Anonymousreply 7203/26/2019

Jake took a dump in the stall next to mine at John Wayne airport last September. My brush with fame.

by Anonymousreply 7303/26/2019

[73] you brushed it????

by Anonymousreply 7403/26/2019

Nah. I fished it out and ran after him saying "hey, you left this"

by Anonymousreply 7503/26/2019

I love posters like r73. You never know what the fuck you're going to see on this board.

by Anonymousreply 7603/26/2019

Smell description r73?

by Anonymousreply 7703/26/2019

^ fruity with an oaky aftertaste? I don't fuckin know. It was a public men's room. But there was some embarrassing noise on his side of the stall. Now whenever I see him on some talk show I think of that. Lol

by Anonymousreply 7803/26/2019

R21 You forgot "actor" = gay

by Anonymousreply 7903/26/2019

It runs in the family. Maggie Gyllenhaal chose Peter Sarsgaard for a partner. Surely he's gay.

by Anonymousreply 8003/26/2019

Laughing out really loud in public because of R74 & R75

by Anonymousreply 8103/26/2019

Weht that jake’s friend,an actor also, rumored to be his bf? I forgot his name.

by Anonymousreply 8203/26/2019

This just in from the BBC:

It is reported that the American actor Jake Gyllenhaal has been arrested on Hampstead Heath. The man, Gyllenhall, was reported to be a homo--sesssual.

by Anonymousreply 8303/26/2019

That would be Austin Nichols, R82.

He works, mostly in TV. Very low profile.

by Anonymousreply 8403/26/2019

Now R84 is more like it. There’s a sexy couple.

by Anonymousreply 8503/26/2019

Poor Jake. He really just wants to share his secret self with an unfeeling, judgemental world.

Poor little flower.

by Anonymousreply 8603/26/2019

Str8 boys go shopping together all the time. They just have to remember to say "no homo" after telling their str8 friend how effin sweet his ass looks in those shorts.

by Anonymousreply 8703/26/2019

[quote] That hat does him no favors, 'Toine. No snaps, while fingers reach up in crown roast formation and move that ugly thing OFF little Jakey's head.

That's not a hat! It' s a bro beanie!

by Anonymousreply 8803/26/2019

R46, go on, you’ve got to be Jake!

by Anonymousreply 8903/26/2019

r84's pics scream GAY.

by Anonymousreply 9003/26/2019

this sturridge guy is ugly AF. Jake is no oil painting but at least he's still got a hot body (he was naked in Velvet Chainsaw. BTW that's the gayest title ever)

by Anonymousreply 9103/26/2019

I couldn't get past 10 minutes of Velvet Chainsaw, is his nude scene work searching for r91?

by Anonymousreply 9203/26/2019

^here, r92

by Anonymousreply 9303/26/2019

"it takes two to tango and Tom is clearly not gay (getting sienna preggers)."

There are gay men who have gotten a woman "preggers", especially closeted ones. There are gay women become have become pregnant. Having a baby or getting somebody pregnant doesn't necessarily mean someone is heterosexual.

by Anonymousreply 9403/26/2019

[quote]this sturridge guy is ugly AF.

Yeah, Sturridge is just average-looking. And not only that, he's a D-list actor. Couldn't Jake do better?

by Anonymousreply 9503/26/2019

[quote]Gyllenhaal wore a puffy black jacket with gray pants, gray wool hat and white sneakers. English-born Sturridge wore a puffy black North Face jacket with black Adidas sweat pants and black sneakers. The 33-year-old actor finished the look with a burgundy sweater over a white T-shirt and a black wool cap. The two finished a day of purchasing goods at Snow Peak, the Japanese outdoor lifestyle brand in the heart of SoHo.

R21 must not be British because there are at least five more gay references in this paragraph that he’s missed. “Puffy” is especially not so subtle.

by Anonymousreply 9603/26/2019

R96, are you referring to the fact that "Poof" is British slang for a homosexual?

by Anonymousreply 9703/26/2019

Hiding in plain sight: Jake and Heath were all over each other the summer of 2005 in Saint-Tropez

by Anonymousreply 9803/26/2019

R44 it's because he's smart, of course.

by Anonymousreply 9903/26/2019

r86 jake should share himself with ME.

by Anonymousreply 10003/26/2019

So happy he's even smiling for the paps!

R86: I thought that was Bono there on the right for a split second.

by Anonymousreply 10103/26/2019

So Toothy Tile moved on from Grey Goose/Austin Nichols to Barrington Bang-Me?

by Anonymousreply 10203/26/2019

"Hah, those two guys are fags "

by Anonymousreply 10303/26/2019

This is one of the good pictures of TS

by Anonymousreply 10403/26/2019

And a bad picture....

by Anonymousreply 10503/26/2019

Yes, r105, he needs hair. Not this much, though.

by Anonymousreply 10603/26/2019

Just the right amount and style.

by Anonymousreply 10703/26/2019

He has white trash face.

by Anonymousreply 10803/26/2019

Jake was inadvertently outed by the director of "Brokeback Mountain" in an interview.

by Anonymousreply 10903/26/2019


When was that ?

by Anonymousreply 11003/26/2019

Tom does "sullen sort-of-cute white asshole" nicely. That's probably his "geezus Jake, shut up and fuck me already" face.

by Anonymousreply 11103/26/2019

R106, gay face for days and not a pretty one I must add. Jake cane do so much better.

by Anonymousreply 11203/26/2019

Maybe he has a huge weiner that Jake likes up his furry hole.

by Anonymousreply 11303/26/2019

i didn't know Jake played gay/bi in Velvet Buzzsaw.

by Anonymousreply 11403/27/2019

I don't think the point of this is to tease that Jake and Tom are fucking, given that it emphasizes that Tom was with Sienna and is a father.

The "38-year old bachelor" looking happier and closer to a friend than the missing beard is the headline.

If publicists are going to stage walks with girlfriends to make Jake seem straight, it's fair game.

by Anonymousreply 11503/27/2019

The Daily Mail needs to learn some new tricks. Most of their regular (I wouldn't say "loyal") readers could write their articles AND fill in the blanks at this stage.

by Anonymousreply 11603/27/2019

Lainey now chimes in. It seems they take walks together more than just once. She ponders it, mindlessly.

by Anonymousreply 11703/28/2019

The hat really helps Jake cover up the mop / comb-back. He does look cute on instagram I have to say.

by Anonymousreply 11803/28/2019

R117, Jake & Tom are an odd duo.

by Anonymousreply 11903/28/2019

Jake and Tom having dinner together

by Anonymousreply 12003/29/2019

Actors are a weird bunch.

by Anonymousreply 12103/29/2019

What did OP do to earn trolldom?

by Anonymousreply 12203/30/2019

They're definitely fucking alright.

by Anonymousreply 12303/30/2019

The Mail has previously published "nudge-nudge-wink-wink" articles about Jake out on "cozy" dates with "handsome male companions." They just studiously avoid the word "date." it's a bit like spelling the name 'Sean' as ' Shawn' to make sure everyone gets it.

by Anonymousreply 12403/30/2019

How cute, both sagittarians

by Anonymousreply 12503/30/2019

R122 how is op a troll?

by Anonymousreply 12603/30/2019

r126 OP's posts have been grayed out, and his name in red is [ troll 5563 ]

by Anonymousreply 12703/30/2019

The truth is that Jake doesn't like to go out alone. Having a friend nearby makes him feel safer.

by Anonymousreply 12803/31/2019

cripes jake so hot, why he be with that, unless a big cock is involved.

by Anonymousreply 12903/31/2019

Does Jake want uncut British cock?

I would have thought he'd prefer cut.

by Anonymousreply 13003/31/2019

I would have gobbled his uncut British cock if I had met him around this time. I doubt he's changed that much. I'm glad he's not "DL Hot."

by Anonymousreply 13103/31/2019

Tom is from a posh family, yes?

So I suppose it's possible he's cut, like Alex Pettyfer and Rupert Everett.

by Anonymousreply 13203/31/2019

Once more for ole times sake:

Jake Gyllenhaal's obit will read:

"He was fucked in a tent by Oscar winner Heath Ledger"

by Anonymousreply 13303/31/2019

Is Jake gay?

by Anonymousreply 13404/01/2019

Was Sturridge dating Pattinson or they were only friends? I know for a fact that Sturridge is gay and so is his former ex beard Sienna Miller (ex-beard of Jude Law and Harvey's girl)

by Anonymousreply 13504/01/2019

R56 It was awful.

by Anonymousreply 13604/01/2019

I stopped watching Velvet Buzzsaw after about 30 minutes, I couldn't take any more. What a POS.

by Anonymousreply 13704/01/2019

Toni Collette deserves better than Velvet Buzzsaw.

by Anonymousreply 13804/01/2019

[quote]Was Sturridge dating Pattinson or they were only friends? I know for a fact that Sturridge is gay and so is his former ex beard Sienna Miller (ex-beard of Jude Law and Harvey's girl)

1. Some years back we had some DL threads about Sturridge & Pattinson because they were spending a lot of time together.

2. If you know "for a fact" that Sturridge is gay, why did he father a child with Sienna? Or was it a turkey baster baby?

by Anonymousreply 13904/01/2019

turkey baster obviously

by Anonymousreply 14004/01/2019

Was pattinson in relationship with sturridge when Pattinson was dating Stewart? or before Stewart and after his split with Stewart?

by Anonymousreply 14104/01/2019

Adele and JLaw were at nearby Pieces gay bar in the village per a thread over the weekend. She's just extending her west village homo high five by cowing down w Jake and buddy.

by Anonymousreply 14204/01/2019

Sienna Miller is not gay you crazy. Hoebag of the century. Plus are you all forgetting about her home wrecking ways with Balthazar Getty?

by Anonymousreply 14304/01/2019

Agreed, R143.

I don't know why some people here are trying to claim Sienna is a lesbian. It's obvious she likes cock.

by Anonymousreply 14404/01/2019

That's Beard Club's line of reasoning: all celebrity men are gay, and the women they date are lesbians by default.

by Anonymousreply 14504/01/2019

Jake posts pics of him and Tom from the end of the show quoting his favourite line: 'This feels like the end...but maybe it isn’t'

by Anonymousreply 14604/02/2019

Yikes, that Sturridge fellow is FUG. Jake can do much better.

by Anonymousreply 14704/02/2019

True, R147, he's not much to look at.

But maybe Tom has a fun personality or is good in bed.

by Anonymousreply 14804/02/2019

Gays need a pretty out in public boyfriend. The good in bed guys stay in the bedroom, and the nice personality types sit next to us in the friendzone.

by Anonymousreply 14904/02/2019

Yoy know 'for fact' that Sturridge is gay, R135 ? Please tell us more, we need the facts.

by Anonymousreply 15004/02/2019

Tom isn't fug, he's average. He has a 70's or 30's character actor face.

by Anonymousreply 15104/02/2019

^ and a pron actor's weiner!!!

by Anonymousreply 15204/02/2019

Tom is that kind of pale dark haired guy who has very long, and not curly enough, body hair.

I think there maybe truth to size meat - look here:

by Anonymousreply 15304/02/2019

Eeek Tom looks WAY better with short hair!

by Anonymousreply 15404/02/2019

Jake looks more like Oscar the Grouch every day.

by Anonymousreply 15504/02/2019

Tom is very hit and miss,looks wise. He looks hot in period dress. He looks like a god awful critter with that long greasy hair and neck beard; yikes.

by Anonymousreply 15604/02/2019

Remember a few years ago when Tom played the gay lover of Rupert Graves' Shakespeare in 'A Waste of Shame'?

by Anonymousreply 15704/02/2019

R143 home wrecking and cheating dramas is one of the favorite bearding stunts among desperate closeted celebs.

by Anonymousreply 15804/02/2019

no, R157.

by Anonymousreply 15904/02/2019

They be fuckin'

by Anonymousreply 16004/02/2019

the only man sienna miller has fucked is weinstein she's still gay

by Anonymousreply 16104/02/2019

R158, yes, there are some closeted celebs.

But why can't we focus on the ones who are actually GAY?

Sienna Miller has had sex with Jude Law, Balthazar Getty and Tom Sturridge. So she's had at LEAST three cocks that we know of, and probably more. She's not a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 16204/02/2019

I don’t care if Jake is straight or gay. Just please get him a new agent. It’s cringeworthy watching him try to get these Oscar roles year after year after year after failed year. Southpaw, Nightcrawler, Tom Ford movie. Soon he’ll kill himself for the Oscar.

by Anonymousreply 16304/02/2019

I still think the cringeworthy part is that Chewbacca look with the extra long hair in the front that gets slicked back to make his head look really too big for his body. Even in Velvet Buzzsaw with the creepy greasy cut you could see he has a nice normal sized head.

What was wrong with this look?

by Anonymousreply 16404/05/2019

Tom Sturridge and Robert Pattinson must have broken up.

Sturridge used to be very handsome, but has aged badly Most English people don't age well.

by Anonymousreply 16504/05/2019

R164 . Nope. Seen him several times . Jake's head is the size of a garbage can.

by Anonymousreply 16604/14/2019

So are they still hanging out?

by Anonymousreply 16704/14/2019

I've wondered from time to time if I'd be happier if I were Jake Gyllenhaal. I never come to a lasting conclusion. I'd know more people. And I'd know more famous people. But it seems he ends up going home alone a lot. If he is with Tom, I hope he's happy. It's a dick I always wanted to suck.

by Anonymousreply 16804/14/2019

[quote]It's a dick I always wanted to suck.

Tom's? Why?

by Anonymousreply 16904/14/2019

r169 I thought he was so cute in Waiting for Forever (2010) and Like Minds (2006).

by Anonymousreply 17004/14/2019

[quote]Seen him several times .

Where are you seeing Jake so frequently?

by Anonymousreply 17104/14/2019

Is his hole furry?

by Anonymousreply 17204/15/2019

My brother looks like Jake Gyllenhaal.

by Anonymousreply 17304/16/2019

I know someone who looks like him whose name is also Jacob.

by Anonymousreply 17404/16/2019

[quote]My brother looks like Jake Gyllenhaal.

Do you look like Maggie?

by Anonymousreply 17504/16/2019

[quote]But it seems he ends up going home alone a lot. If he is with Tom, I hope he's happy.

This. With all his $$$, fame and looks he seems a pretty lonely guy to me. I would actually be happy for him if he was with Tom.

by Anonymousreply 17604/16/2019

[quote]Even in Velvet Buzzsaw with the creepy greasy cut you could see he has a nice normal sized head.

Jake? He doesn't have a normal sized head. He's literally told stories about having a giant head and the difficulties they had finding him hats (and how hard it is to find a hat to wear in his normal life) when he was doing Brokeback Mountain.

After measuring it he found it has a circumference of 24 inches which is a few inches larger than the highest end of average.

by Anonymousreply 17704/16/2019

My goodness, R177!

That must make wig-shopping an incredible challenge. Does he have them custom-made?

by Anonymousreply 17804/16/2019

R24, gayest picture EVER! These two aren't even TRYING to hide what's going on. It's laughable that anyone can think Jake is straight at this point.

by Anonymousreply 17904/16/2019

R179, why would Jake suddenly want people to know he's gay after all these years of bearding?

by Anonymousreply 18004/16/2019

It seems the Richard and Brandon ‘buddy’ situation has taken the steam out of this one cares about these 2 lol

by Anonymousreply 18104/16/2019

I've put Richard and Brandon on ignore. Enough already.

by Anonymousreply 18204/16/2019

R181, it's not that surprising that this thread isn't getting a lot of attention.

Jake was loved on DL a decade ago, but he's fallen out of favor. And virtually no one knows who Tom Sturridge is.

by Anonymousreply 18304/16/2019

[quote]virtually no one knows who Tom Sturridge is.

I do, I do.

by Anonymousreply 18404/16/2019

[quote]no one cares about these 2 lol

by Anonymousreply 18504/17/2019

[quote]no one cares about these 2 lol

Well me and the OP care lmao. Any more recent sighting of these two?

by Anonymousreply 18604/17/2019


by Anonymousreply 18704/17/2019

R180, I don't know... he's getting older and tired of bearding?? Someone like Leo is probably NEVER going to stop... just one ridiculously young "girlfriend" after another... but not everyone is Leo. In many ways Jake has been hiding in plain sight the entire time... even with Brokeback Mountain... as someone else stated, the director let it slip he was gay even back then! So none of this should be a surprise to anyone anymore.

by Anonymousreply 18804/17/2019

You do have to give Jake credit for stopping with the ridiculous bearding (Reese, Taylor) and just not caring anymore. It's been years since he's "dated" a member of the female sex.

by Anonymousreply 18904/17/2019

R23 I have straight friends and don’t even stand that close to them when strolling out and about. These two are clearly Frot/Blowjob buddies.

by Anonymousreply 19004/17/2019

Putting aside Jake for a moment, the question becomes about Tom Sturridge.

If he is gay and is now with Jake, what was he doing fathering a baby with Sienna Miller?

by Anonymousreply 19104/17/2019

I like Jake and Tom, too.

by Anonymousreply 19204/17/2019

This was the first movie I saw Tom in, with Eddie. It was called Like Minds, and it was made 12 years ago or so.

by Anonymousreply 19304/17/2019

He was cute as a twink, R193.

But it's still kind of odd that he & Jake would be together.

by Anonymousreply 19404/17/2019

[quote]But it seems he ends up going home alone a lot.

Jake seems quite content with his own company. A 38-year-old bachelor, living alone in Manhattan, who likes nothing better than slipping into something comfy, admiring his antiques, and listening to his Broadway original cast recordings all evening long. Living the life.

by Anonymousreply 19504/17/2019

why would he pick tom as a fuk buddy, he not very hot

jake prob bi, like most hwood folks.

by Anonymousreply 19604/17/2019

Are Tom Sturridge and Jim Sturgess different people?

by Anonymousreply 19704/17/2019

No kidding, jake could have his pick of all men/boys

why that guy???

by Anonymousreply 198Last Thursday at 2:07 AM

Jake knows how to bed bisexuals or bi-curious. He got Heath Ledger, in plain sight!

by Anonymousreply 199Last Thursday at 2:21 AM

jake into plugs is said to have one in his cornhole 24/7

fuk yea baby

by Anonymousreply 200Last Thursday at 2:27 AM

Which one is the bottom?

by Anonymousreply 201Last Thursday at 2:30 AM

Does Jake have a hairy ass?

by Anonymousreply 202Last Thursday at 10:44 AM

Is Tom his new boyfriend?

by Anonymousreply 203Last Thursday at 10:52 AM

R202, it looked pretty smooth in the nude scenes he did with Anne Hathaway a few years ago.

by Anonymousreply 204Last Thursday at 11:22 AM
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