Lardos 32: Niall Hogran, Lewis Fataldi, Greaseball Niko and their crazed superfan

Carried over from Thread 31:

Fat Niko is going to be Dead Niko if the prophecies in his gloomy songs come true. Never thought that chavvy Gemma would become an emo but here we are.

Very scary how Niko predicts his future that way. Body bag? Gemma thinks that’s sweet? Niko needs help.

How did she even become an emo? So weird how she first loved Niall Hogran and now Fat Niko is her love. She should be worried about him instead of praising those disturbing lyrics.

She probably stil has a student loan every year and just spends it on petrol and pizza as she chases Fat Niko's tour across Europe.

Definitely! I can imagine her wasting her money on high calorie fast food and travelling, following Fat Niko everywhere. She is so lost with her life.

Gemma posted a pic of a Lard Channel gig. They're not very popular because the venue is microscopic.

This is a photo of KGT/Notasugar pleasuring herself while fantasizing about her lesbian lover Meghan Markle.

Wrong thread.

That Lard Channel venue is tiny! Do they think they’re a big deal or something?

R7 That CRAZY WHORE is posting in this thread. So I'm in exactly the right place, you worthless slut!

None of you bitches look like Eugenia Cooney (in fact you bitches are tubs of lard yourselves) so you aren't in the room to be fat shaming people who aren't even fat to begin with.

Gemma posted a new video of Lard Channel being topless and Niko’s manboobs are MASSIVE!

R11 Your pussy is massive.

She has given up her nursing job and is just following Fat Junkie Niko all over Europe like a dumb groupie. He's not going to have sex with you, Gemma - you're too fat! She just got back from several Lard Channel gigs in Germany.

Wow, I can’t believe she is following Fat Niko everywhere! How does she have money?

Does she really think she’d have a chance to have anything with him? Someone should tell her she is way too fat to even dream about him.

Of course she has been eating burgers again!

Lewis Fataldi's new song and video is released in three hours, and he's on the front page of the video in his swimming trunks, looking vast.

He is HUGE! Look at that belly on him! He gained more weight.

I can imagine Gemma is super excited for the video. Does she still like Fataldi? She should be worshipping Fataldi’s lardy body.

Fat Gemma’s diet was fast food and fast food only in Germany. I’d imagine she gained more weight too.

'We mainly ate Maccies, pizza...' Lard girl! She's incorrigible.

Fataldi's new song is number 1 on itunes in the UK. Here he is facetiming a fan and looking like a dugong.

Somehow it’s disgusting when a fatty like Gemma calls McDoald’s ‘Maccies’. It’s like she is so familiar with it that she has a nickname for it. I was not surprised to hear how she ate only junk food when she was on a holiday.

Bet Gemma would love to facetime Lewis Fataldi too.

Lewis apparently has Tourettes

That actually makes sense. He is very twitchy at times.

Fataldi is letting it all hang out on his new single, which went to #1 in the UK.

Does Gemma think he looks good? His belly is covered with stretch marks.

He looks revolting.

He does. Why does he think it’s okay to post these ugly pictures? People don’t want to see a fat pig like him half naked.

At least Hogran isn't as tubby as that lard bucket.

Hogran is well on his way there too if he doesn’t fix his eating and drinking habits.

Lewis Fataldi is a horrible sight.

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF WHORES! FILTHY DIRTY WHORES! AND YOU ALL DESERVE TO DIE!!! SHARP POINTY DEATH FOR YOU!!!!

The Fatties are supporting each other!

God he is gross, druggy Niall is so slim in comparison.

Niall is chubby but Lewis Fataldi is obese. He is like a walking ball of pizza dough.

Hogran always tries to glom onto more successful singers like Fataldi and Yawn Mendes.

Niall Hogran is so predictable!

What is going on with Fat Gemma? She hasn’t been too active on her Tumblr blog. Is she following Lard Channel around the world still?

Look at Lewis Capaldi’ new post on Instagram! He thinks he looks sexy eating that pizza. He is so GROSS!

Vile. Fataldi really leans into his fat pig image. Almost relishes it whilst Hogran still thinks he's hot stuff.

Fataldi knows this is the way to go for him. He is enjoying every bit of it.

Gemma is offended that an anon said she is fat for a reason. She thinks no one knows what she looks like but she has posted multiple pictures of herself on her blog. And her fattening meals. She is wondering why people think she only eats pizzas and burgers.

Gemma knows she's a blubber ball because she never posts her face, only parts of her body.

Fataldi has launched his own pizza brand made of sour dough! It will be available at big UK supermarkets Tescos and Iceland.

I think Gemma’s face might be super doughy. That’s why she doesn’t want to post pictures of herself. Always hiding her fat face.

I can’t believe Lewis Fataldi is making pizzas now. He is fat himself and now is trying to fatten up his fans too. Gemma will be thrilled to hear the news about the pizza.

You are all a bunch of fat whores and are one to talk. You fatties are the last bitches who should be commenting on other people's weight.

*Rings bell* Shame! Shame! Shame!

SPAZZZZZZZZ

Your pussy stinks, Notasugar and you know it! Take some pills and get a life, you sick bitch!

More fattening food for Gemma!

Niall has given up on his music career and has been announced as a coach on The Voice. Has beens only! All that sitting around will put weight on him.

Every collage gluttonous Gemma posts features a photo of burgers and pizza. She's not happy about Niall being on The Voice because she was hoping he'd tour next year.

Niall Hogran will put on more weight when he just sits around and does nothing else.

It looks like Gemma only eats foods like pizza and burgers. She is so unhealthy and has no shame. It’s weird that she isn’t embarrassed to share pictures of her fattening meals.

Greasy Gemma is probably very disappointed that Niall still isn’t touring. How long is she willing to wait?

The Hog needs to go on a coke diet to slim down a bit.

Fataldi was on Kiss FM saying Niall had plenty of inches down below. Not sure if he meant his waistline or he's secretly hung.

Nah, he definitely meant waistline. Hogran is so fat that couldn’t mean anything else. Both of them are massive.

Gemma is worried and cannot decide what kind of dining table she wants to buy. I think she needs the biggest table possible, so she can fit all of her food on it.

She has given up on living in London and has settled permanently in Blizzard Central, home of Niko.

Fataldi swore twice on Roman Kemp's family radio show.

New thread because this one will be paywalled soon.