The Rhubarb Lady

We did this almost a decade ago. It feels like it was just last year though.

It's alley property

Did they ever find out where this was or her identity?

The rhubarb lady had the filthiest mouth I’ve ever heard in my life.

I'm makin' jam you fuckin' lezzi!

One of the all time best YouTube videos ever

I can’t imagine her school years.

I’ve never heard such a filthy mouthed woman speaking in such a tone.

[Quote] I'm makin' jam you fuckin' lezzi

LMAO! 😂

This woman and Mobility Mary are my spirit animals!

The property owner was being very passive aggressive. The Rhubarb Lady has the filthiest fucking mouth on her. Isn't the rhubarb technically growing into alley property?

Rhubarb? Was she making a fucking pie?

R12 see R5

I have never seen this video before. I honestly have a hard time believing it is real.

I wanted to kick rhubarb lady in the cunt bone.

[quote] I have never seen this video before.

Were you in a lengthy coma?

Why don't you go back in there and lose some weight, you big fatass?

Rhubarb Lady isn't just the ultimate Karen: she is the Queen of Karens. For some reason, I think that she should have a statue in an every alley, surrounded by rhubarb plants watered with the bile and bitter tears of obnoxious women everywhere.

She sounds like she could play Aunt Ida in a reboot of Female Trouble.

Apparently R16.

I'm a little surprised so many people siding with her on the old DL thread. As someone mentioned, fences and property lines are not the same thing, so the rhubarb could absolutely be on her property.

Also, even if (probably) she is mentally ill, that doesn't mean you can't yell at a crazy person to get the fuck off her lawn. Would everyone be OK if a pitt bull ran up and down the alleyway barking and snarling? Not on anyone's "property" but still scary as shit.

Some celeb-maybe Patton Oswald? - posted the video when it was first released but then apologized sometime later as they found out more about the woman and said he wouldn’t have posted it had he known

But he never said what he had learned.

Oswalt.

[quote]This woman and Mobility Mary are my spirit animals!

They just don't make spirit animals like they used to.

And fat Sara the cook!

[quote]R8: I’ve never heard such a filthy mouthed woman speaking in such a tone.

Oh, then I take it you are unacquainted with the crazy 'Meijer Lady' of Michigan. She gives the Rhubarb Lady a run for her money, and she's apparently still practicing her art.

“This is a community garden! I don’t have to listen to you! FUCK YOU!”

R25 Love her!

Here is the original video of the Meijer Lady. That r27 trailer is unnecessary as some putz due to doctor the litter her rant with special effects, which it didn’t need.

Saving souls, one mother fucker at a time!

R26 post more rhubarb one-liners.

sometimes being a bitch and grabbing some rhubarb is all a woman has to hold onto.

I love this lady also - I remember her from way back in the day. Her screaming was amazing.

Conan loved the rhubarb lady too.

I wonder who gave the Rhubarb Lady her perm and what that process was like.

It'd probably been decades since anyone ate RL's pie, hence the bitterness of both said pie and her attitude.

That woman is scary. You never know how scorched earth somebody else is prepared to go. If this is how she gets over rhubarb, what on earth would the limit be?

Fun Fact: Only two vegetable plants do not require replanting every year - Asparagus and Rhubarb.

r37 Not quite - artichokes don't require replanting, either.

Thanks, R38! I did not know that, and I loves me some artichokes!!

r39 I only knew because my mother was an artichoke nut!

I'd pay cash money to see these two old cunts tussling over some peach bellini candles from the Green Bay Bath and Body Works store!

I reserved those candles yet they were NOT IN STOCK when I drove all the way to Green Bay to purchase them.

R41 good times!

The " lying troublemaking whore" and "fuckin' lezzy" homeowner with the "Pinocchio" nose who was "drunk as a skunk" was 100% in the right.

But still this is always fucking hilarious to watch. Drag queens should be incorporating re-enactments into their stage acts. It is iconic.

R32 According to my research she was the property manager of an apartment building and people were always loitering on the front steps. She actually passed away several years ago.

I live next to her clone.

“This is city property, you stupid cunt!” 🤡

This never gets old. Love to he Rhubarb Lady and fuck the controlling old biddy trying to steal huh shine!

How many times have you viewed this video?

20+

Go back inside!!

No! You!

Go back inside you fuckin’ bitch!

Someone needed to use a can of bear spray on that crazy bitch.

They need to introduce her to this crazy dyke. They'd make a beautiful couple

(To the queen capturing the video)

Go inside and lose some weight you fuckin’ pig!

R52 I know a Diane. She lives next door and enjoys stewing in her own juices until she can’t hold it in, then she takes it out on me (because I give it back) or other neighbors.

Hee hee

I had to laugh when Diane yelled "I can't get a hold of that goddamned entourage, they won't answer their phone".

All this over rhubarb, gross!

This would make a nice guerilla theater scene in a public garden.

Listen, rhubarb is delicious. My dad made killer rhubarb crisps every spring until his death in 2016. I loved it. The recipe and a lot of rhubarb recipes require lots of sugar. Rhubarb jam and pie with or without strawberries is delicious!!

R46 I like where your head is at. I’m into guerilla styled performances myself. Let’s get an act together. I’ll be Rhubarb and you can be property bitch behind the fence. We still need another actor to play the fat queen.