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The Crazy Rhubarb Lady: The Next Datalounge Icon?

Is Pazuzu possessing the People of Walmart now?

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 7008/31/2013

Mom?!

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 108/01/2013

She sounds like the crazy bus driver from South Park.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 208/01/2013

It's like watching a John Waters film.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 308/01/2013

Funny at first then sort of sad...makes me want to know her backstory!

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 408/01/2013

"It's alley property, Bitch!" is my new catchphrase.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 508/01/2013

Well, if it truly is the rhubarb belonging to the woman's mother why is out outside their fence?

They appear to know that this rhubarb woman is nuts and seem to enjoy goading her. They should keep their pinocchio fucking noses out of her business!

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 608/01/2013

A Datalounge poster, obvs.

And yeah, this poor woman is clearly unwell. Dementia?

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 708/01/2013

Schizophrenia, most likely.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 808/01/2013

Funny at first, but it quickly becomes very sad.

She's obviously mentally ill, and the so-called good samaritans were wrong in egging her on like that. They should have walked away because there's no telling what someone that violent could do. Very VERY stupid of the neighbours. This video is meant to single out the crazy lady and poke at her with proverbial sticks. Very nice, folks.

It's fucking rhubarb. That stuff grows like a virus. Plenty for everyone.

Disgusting.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 908/01/2013

Maybe this is just stealth marketing for the Into the Woods film?

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 1008/01/2013

She could be mentally ill or she could just be a foul-mouthed, belligerent hag who gets defensive when caught stealing rhubarb.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 1108/01/2013

I don't think "good samaritans" means what you think it means, R9.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 1208/01/2013

Three things:

-The rhubarb is clearly not hers to take. A fence is not always a clear indicator of property lines, and a reasonable person wouldn't assume a garden or planting immediately outside of someone's fence is just up for grabs. "Alley property" has no legal meaning; just because something grows on public land doesn't give anyone the right to take it. You can't go to a park, for instance, and clip a few tulips to take home for a nice flower arrangement.

-She's clearly mentally Ill.

-The people who recorded themselves egging her on and arguing with her come off much worse when you watch the whole video. They are goading and riling up a mentally ill person for the purpose of humiliating her on the Internet. The more humane and reasonable approach would have been to call the police as soon as rhubarb lady became belligerent. She's mentally ill and needs help, indicating problems far worse than stolen rhubarb.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 1308/01/2013

r10 wins. Hands down.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 1408/01/2013

Yeah, she's mentally ill, but come on. Her banter is fucking hilarious!

"Don't call me sweetheart, honeybun. What are you, a fucking lezzie?"

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 1508/01/2013

Could you imagine living with her? or any of them for that matter. The woman hanging over the fence sounds like Jerry Seinfeld's mother.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 1608/01/2013

On her watch list:

Pink Flamingos Serial Mom Five Easy Pieces

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 1708/01/2013

She sounds like the woman from "Throw Momma From the Train."

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 1808/01/2013

Aspies behave like this when they get older. Yes, she one of ours.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 1908/01/2013

Did she says that Iranians stole her lawnmower?

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 2008/01/2013

[quote]Yes, she one of ours.

So this is going to happen to you, R19?

Well, I'm letting you know now that you may have all of the rhubarb you like from the alley property, bitch.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 2108/01/2013

Iranian pigs

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 2208/01/2013

Why can't I have fun neighbours like this?

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 2308/01/2013

"crazy rhubarb lady" now comes up in google autofill

a star is born!

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 2408/01/2013

God, you're right, R24. All I had to type was "crazy r" and it came up.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 2508/01/2013

My lord, what has happened to Kathleen Turner ?

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 2608/01/2013

Would anyone be brave enough to taste the jam she makes with it?

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 2708/01/2013

I can't imagine why the neighbors don't answer their f*&#ing doors when she comes calling. I'm sure she was planning to ask nicely.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 2808/01/2013

First they came for the rhubarb...

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 2908/01/2013

NY Mag published a transcript!

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 3008/01/2013

comment from above link:

"How will humanity top this? This was the top. Humanity did what it came here to do and this was it. It's time to shut it all down. It's over. The Universe has culminated, produced 4 minutes of transcendent, pure beauty that will never be surpassed. There is nothing more to do. I expect the sea of fire tomorrow. I realize to late I'm just an observer and not a character on the grand stage. The grand stage is now is now in flames. It is over."

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 3108/01/2013

I think this poor woman is mentally ill. She may be foul-mouthed and abrasive, but I think the people harassing and videotaping her should be ashamed of themselves for tormenting her. Rhubarb grows like weeds once it's established, they can spare a bunch.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 3208/01/2013

She's obviously a menace to the neighborhood, she should be put down immediately.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 3308/02/2013

"Don't call me sweetheart, honeybun. What are you, a fucking lezzie?" LMAO

Give this bitch her own reality show.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 3408/02/2013

this reminds me of a funny rhubarb joke

a rhubarb, a pickle and a penis were talking about their awful lives.

the rhubarb said my life's a mess, when i get big and fat they cut me up and cook me.

the pickle said when i get big and fat they cover me in vinegar and throw me in a jar.

the penis said, when i get big and fat they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, damp room and bang my head against the wall till i throw up and pass out!

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 3508/02/2013

Funny r35!

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 3608/02/2013

Never rub another man's rhubarb!

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 3708/02/2013

GO BACK INSIDE, WHORE!

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 3808/02/2013

So I am ignorant about rhubarb: does it grow wild in some parts of the United States?

I have never seen rhubarb growing in my life here in Louisiana.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 3908/02/2013

Mentally ill but her dialogue is hilarious. Yes, the women recording her come off as bitches.

In my neighborhood if something is growing outside your fence it's not yours anymore. My neighbors are allowed to trim anything of mine that is encroaching on their property. This is usually tree branches. The city can do anything if it's encroaching on city easement.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 4008/02/2013

I thought it was Rosie O'Donnell's new film, "Making a Fuss With My Sister."

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 4108/02/2013

Didn't I warn you all about the evils of rhubarb?

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 4208/02/2013

I was being sarcastic, r12.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 4308/02/2013

She's one of the trees from the Wizard of Oz come to life.

But yeah, she's mentally ill. The one who is filming it is also a foul mouthed loon.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 4408/02/2013

The ones filming were just feed up with her antics and her stealing their rhubarb. Stop criticizing them. They are the victims.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 4508/02/2013

Tired of people excusing this kind of behavior by calling it "mental illness." She's a mean old bitch who seemed to have a quick response for everything they were saying.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 4608/02/2013

R46, do you understand the meaning of "illness"?

The people filming her are assholes. They provoke and goad her for over 3 minutes, camera rolling the entire time, and posted it online for the express purpose of humiliating her. If they weren't such sociopaths they would have done the right thing: called the cops. The rhubarb stealer needs medical attention and her family (if she has any) needs a wake-up call. Intentionally provoking her while filming her for the purpose of humiliating her online is just cruel and serves no purpose. If they really cared about their precious rhubarb they would call the cops.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 4708/02/2013

R47, we live in an age when people's instincts are to pull their phones out to record human suffering rather than aid.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 4808/02/2013

She's now on Facebook.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 4908/02/2013

Her wig is fabulous!

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 5008/02/2013

"THEY DON'T ANSWER THEIR FUCKING DOORS!"

Gee, I wonder why?

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 5108/02/2013

Has she got a twitter account yet? I guess she wouldn't have much to tweet except "fuck you, you whore. This is an alleyway."

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 5208/02/2013

Finally, the role of a lifetime for Patti LuPone.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 5308/02/2013

^HA!

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 5408/02/2013

The Huff Post has removed the video from their site stating:

Editor's Note

EDITOR'S NOTE: A video previously ran here showing a verbal dispute which was unusually intense given what appeared to be a trivial subject matter. It later came to our attention one of the parties involved may have been affected by circumstances beyond their control. Out of respect for this individual, we have removed it.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 5508/03/2013

R55 What do you think happened?

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 5608/03/2013

imagine her getting fucked.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 5708/03/2013

R56, "affected by circumstances beyond their control" seems to imply mental illness.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 5808/03/2013

Why am I the only one on Rhubarb lady's side? She has every right to pick at the rhubarb, it was outside the fence. Those busy body neighbors should leave her be, it's the equivalent of alley picking. I don't think she is mentally ill, she's just pissed off.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 5908/03/2013

I wonder if she knows how to take a cock like a champ

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 6008/04/2013

I want to fuck Rhubarb Lady doggie style, don't you? You can watch, I've been watched.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 6108/04/2013

[quote] Tired of people excusing this kind of behavior by calling it "mental illness." She's a mean old bitch who seemed to have a quick response for everything they were saying.

I'm with you R46. I really don't think this is mental illness. She's just super-negative.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 6208/04/2013

I agree. You'll get the same spiel from any of the boys at CAA if you take their parking spot.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 6308/04/2013

I'm not super negative, bitch. I could care less what you think, whore.

Why don't you go back in the house and lose some weight fat ass!

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 6408/04/2013

Is rhubarb like a weed?

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 6508/04/2013

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's snobbery and one-upmanship. People who try to pretend they're superior. Makes it so much harder for those of us who really are.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 6608/04/2013

I saw that on Huffington Post. Wonder what they found out that made them pull the video?

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 6708/04/2013

The lady should sue all these talk show hosts!

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 6808/10/2013

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by Simon Halls's Fistreply 6908/10/2013

I think she is tremendous.

by Simon Halls's Fistreply 7008/31/2013
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