The rumors are true: Bill Hader has a big dick

Hader is hung.

Sudeikis we know has a big, thick ole hog.

I'm gonna guess Will Forte is also packing serious dong.

Just wondering how many of them had to show it to Lorne or let him sample it before they landed on SNL.

Herro!

How does he measure up to Hayden Christensen, Rachel?

"Rachel is still dickmatized and when asked if she misses Bill himself Rachel admits that Bill’s cool, but his bulging billy club is the real reason she cries salty tears into the wee hours of the morning."

Oh, the humanity!

Bill Hader looks like a freak.

Silence Radio from Camila Cabello about her breakup.

He was a freak where it mattered R5.

Milton Berle was also known to have a huge hog. Like him, and like this guy, I don't really care to see it. Blech.

I think he's adorable. I'd have done him even before I knew he was packing sizemeat.

I always liked him, but knowing he has a big meaty hole slammer just makes it even better.

I'd totally believe he has a big dick. Those lanky body types often do.

Harder should do a nude scene in Barry, if you have a big dick you might as well immortalize it on film.

How do we know sudeikis has a fat ole hog? I’d like to see it.

I like Hader. I agree he should show dong, but he’s probably shy.

"Limiting contacts" is not the correct advice. It should be - don't fuck outside a monogamous trustworthy relationships. Wait until you are vaccinated before taking risks.

woopsie again

Didn't someone on here claim to have inside info that Bill is gay and struggling with it?

We have all seen IT.

I hire them for their talent but a big shvantz is always appreciated.

Does that make up for the wonky eye?

^ Oy I've had bigger.

[quote] Sudeikis we know has a big, thick ole hog.

r1 No, we don't know that.

In my decades-long extensive empirical research in the field, I can confirm that guys with overbites tend to be hung above average. This news merely confirms what I’ve always suspected about Bill Hader.

But so fug

R22 I can’t see what he looks like when my face is buried root-deep in his pubes.

[Quote] How does he measure up to Hayden Christensen, Rachel?

Or Adam?

Imagine if Bill had said publicly that Bilson had the most beautiful cunt he’s ever seen. No one would think that was cute.

[quote]My friend is male. He and Bill met on the set of It 2, actually – my friend is a PA. I don’t want to say anything that’ll give him away (I don’t want to get him in any trouble), but I won’t leave you totally hanging.

[quote]- It was his first time doing anything really serious with a guy, but (obviously) he realized he liked it a lot. He and my friend (who we can call A) didn’t really talk about sexuality, so I don’t know if he’s gay or bi or what, but he DEFINITELY likes men. - That said, it wasn’t his first time bottoming when they fucked. I don’t know if it was his ex pegging him or someone else, but A said it wasn’t his first rodeo there. - The first time he sucked A’s dick, they were in a sauna. Apparently, he spent the whole time before talking about the McArthur case (true crime seems to be a go-to for him when he’s nervous?) and A told him to suck his dick just to shut him up for a minute. He was shocked it worked! - Again, big dick. Like, could plausibly do porn big. - He’s pretty shy and private, but has a real thing for public sex. BJs in the bathroom/movies/etc. type of stuff. - Real movie buff too. They went to the Lightbox a lot when they were together. - He’s very funny IRL too. He’s not putting on an act in interviews – pretty much exactly the same. I don’t know if he can even do the fakey-fakey PR thing. - He’s a romantic. Wined and dined A. Not over-the-top showy/stupid expensive stuff, but always very nice and thoughtful. - They ended it after filming ended. Not on bad terms by any means; they just led different lives in different places and it was never serious enough to try the long distance thing. - I’m pretty sure fucking men isn’t a one-time thing. Last time Bill was in TO, they hooked up, and A thinks it’ll happen again next time. He isn’t sure how much action Bill’s gotten since, but he wasn’t exactly rusty.

So Rachel has a thing for bisexuals?

I always thought he filled his slacks nicely.

Chevy has over 8. Or did, when he was young.

A pa for Arnie? I guess there are worse jobs.

How embarrassing for Hayden.

She never said anything about HIS cock.

Does she miss it more than her career?

Hayden has an uncut 9 crooked dick and is at least bi so I heard

Bill Hader is hot

It was a joke.

He probably has a tiny one. DLers think every guy they're attracted to has a big dick. What are the odds of that happening?

[quote] DLers think every guy they're attracted to has a big dick

The only problem is that I don't think anyone here finds Bill Hader attractive.

So it MUST be true.

R33 Rachel was doing pretty well until Adam and Ben joined the DCverse.

Hader is one of the few SNL stars who could actually create hilarious original characters. Most OG SNL characters are painfully unfunny. Just some nitwit theater kid repeating the same catch phrase again and again until the audience is groaning.

Bill Hader isn't everyone's cup of tea but I definitely think he's hot in a quirky way.

He was born in Tulsa, part of the Bible Belt. I truly think he would have been circumcised.

He honestly looked unhealthy during the last season of Barry. I realize his character is depressed and twisted, but he seemed off a bit.

I would definitely ride Hader's dick.

This is just trashy and unnecessary. It's not as bad as badmouthing an ex after the breakup, but it's right up there with it. Can't this trollop get a headline without dishing on the genitalia of the man she used to fuck? Is that really how she gets attention?

In the words of my native Texan office manager: "Have some goddamn COUTH!!!"

Regardless of endowment I don't find Hader attractive at all, but he is funny and likeable.

[quote] Hayden has an uncut 9 crooked dick

Uncut is good. Crooked is a turn off.

Is Henry Winkler also hung? I'm just wondering if this is one area of his life where Bill Hader ISN'T upstaged by him.

R43 it's not that serious...

I thought he was cute and sexy in The Skeleton Twins.

R47 It's not serious, but it's weird and trashy.

Do you do this with your other gay friends after a breakup? Dish on the ex's cock and hole? Do they do it to you? It's a small gay world out there, and it's weird to realize so many people who never fucked you might have detailed knowledge of your junk just because someone who used to ride it felt willing to tell total strangers all about it.

R49 lots of male celebrities have gone into detail about their sex lives with way more details than Rachel has.

You’re reading it wrong. She’s slamming her current or next ex.

More tea on Hayden Christensen please.

R50 There's a difference between talking about your own sex life and having an ex do it for you.

R53 perhaps you could pass that on to Justin Timberlake.

I always had a crush on Bill. Nice body, broad shoulders and tall and muscular. And very talented.