Is BIll Hader hot?

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Nope, not hot.

I find him incredibly sexy, too. There's a twinkle in his eye that I like. And don't think I'm crazy, but sometimes, when he smiles in a certain way, he gives off a Chris Pine vibe.

^^Chris Pine? Hardly

I saw a YouTube comment on a video of him on some show that said the same Chris Pine thing. I guess it's a thing. I can kinda see it. Not all the time, but in certain angles with the right lighting.

I, too, think there is something vey sexy about him. He is not classically handsome -- his eyes are too low in his face, his teeth aren't great, etc -- but it all adds up to a boyishly sexy package.

definitely hot

I love his cute little smirk.

I think he’s hot.

I don’t think so but glad the old adage that there’s somebody for everyone holds true. The eye of the beholder.

He's absolutely brilliant and very sexy in Barry.

hotter when he speaks

I always thought he probably has a big dick. In my extensive experience, guys with overbites tend to have big cocks, for some reason.

I’ve always found him sexy as fuck. His looks do it for me and a man who is witty and funny will always catch my attention. Definitely one of my celebrity crushes.

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Definitely. I've been into him since his first episode of SNL. I knew he'd have a great career and I'm happy to see him doing so well! I still haven't watched Barry (I know!), but I have the episodes and will get around to them.

He is cute-goofy.

Hot

I want him to fuck me with the needle nose pliers and a carrot in my mouth.

He showed up at an award show with a man. I think he’s gay. They just looked it. You could tell they were together in a gay way.

I love his vibe, more so than his looks.

I too always found him hot. I loved him in the Kissing Family on SNL.

No. The overbite kills it.

Only to a desperate queen.

I'd suck him off, but I wouldn't rim him.

He has an appeal. But give me Chris pine any day of the week

This guy has EVERYTHING.

I really find him attractive too. It’s not his looks, really, it’s more so the whole package. His personality and humor and quick wit makes him super sexy. His height doesn’t hurt either.

Ha r26 last episode of Barry was his audition for a role. After he left the people were like "what's his name again?", " He's 6ft tall".

I think he's straight. He looks special needs.

Is 6 ft. actually considered tall, R26 / R27? I'm 6'2" and honestly feel short a lot of the time. I've never thought being 6 ft.+ was anything special necessarily, let alone a factor in someone's attractiveness—I've never had a height preference really, and have found both tall and short men equally attractive for different reasons.

No he’s ugly and a good match for Amy Schumer in Train Wreck.

I'd eat that mussy.

No. Not hot in the slightest.

He's cute and hilarious.

I find it disappointing that he's trying to play a badass now on TV.

I'm sure he's a nice guy, but it's a no from me too. He's not hot.

r29 6ft is tall. Especially in los angeles and especially in the entertainment industry, so many actors are short.

Smokin' HOT. SO butch too!

Nice thighs.

R13 used to see him at Equinox, your teeth theory is incredibly wrong.

He is cute.

OP's picture of Bill Hader might be the most attractive picture of him I have ever seen, and no he still isn't hot.

OP, if you are attracted to him, why do you care what anyone else thinks? If enough people tell you he isn't hot will that change how you feel? I just don't get why you care, if you think he is hot, then enjoy it.

Funny and light hearted go along with me. He seems genuinely nice. Not classically hot, but somehow sexy because of his humor. His impressions are so funny. And Barry is the best show on TV.

I found him sexy in 'Cloudy, With a Chance Of Meatballs',

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs should have been nominated for an Oscar... possibly even won. Wait, was that Up's year?

Naturally funny and very sexy! Loved him in "The Skeleton Twins."

R42 Wall-E

R42 No Up

Why did he get divorced? Any scoop?

I think he's nerdy hot, I've always liked em that way and he looks better when he's not mugging for the camera.

Not hot but funny. I loved the parody that he and Fred did on Documentary Now! of Grey Gardens. Hysterical ..it’s on YouTube

He is so hot. Too bad he has zero gay rumours.

He is comedian cute. Hot for a comic, but not really hot.

HIs personality and talent makes him hot. His looks alone do not.

ISHC

Super talented performer and highly fuckable, but only as Stefon. Comics are all dark and angry. He is no different.

He's not hot for a movie star but in real life he'd probably be extremely charming and sexy. I'd like to think semi-hot guys like him are hopefully not as vain and cunty as the pretty boys since they know what rejection feels like. Then again I've met countless ugly assholes so that theory doesn't hold water.

I love how Bill and Paul Rudd on SNL just... Go for it!

He is hot. He is good looking, funny, smart, talented, and has a good smile. Full package.

Handsome. He totally saved It 2. Would totally date him .

He always seemed like a creep to me.

R57

He was great. It's sad that his performance was wasted on such a shitty movie.

He's not hot on mute but his personality makes him hot.

He's ok looking but I can't stand his nasal voice and his accent. As soon as he opens his mouth he becomes unattractive to me.

I think he's a very cute guy with a cute smile. The little overbite is very cute.

Why did he get divorced? Mid life crisis?

Totally hot.

R62

What else is cute?

For some reason I find him especially cute/hot when he’s playing gay - as Stefon and as the character he played in The Skeleton Twins.

When he played the love interest for Any Schumer, not so much.

Hot. Definitely. Slightly crazy but definitely husband material--an unusual combination.

In an interview, he basically said that he was always away from his family, doing movies, etc. and the marriage started to suffer. He basically admitted that he chose his career over his wife/kids - he even cried about how guilty he felt for never seeing his 3(?) girls but he kept taking roles that kept him away for weeks/months.

Oh, yeah. Sounds like great 'husband material' to me.

Bleccchhh...

Hader might be fun for a one night stand. Might. Nothing more.

R68

I am pretty sure he's fucking around now, when he became famous. Probably with much younger girls. There is a reason why he's keeping his personal life so secret.

Adorable in The Skeleton Twins.

Yup, I'd agree that he's nerdy hot.

However, there's no chatter that Bill Hader is gay. Some of these threads just seem to throw out anyone's name claiming that person is gay, or closeted or a self-hating homophobe,. Not everyone is gay or closeted or a self-hating homophobe. Stefon was fun and clearly based on real people, but that's just a character.

I've had a thing for him for years. Happy to see the rest of the world is finally catching up!

Love him in Barry. His character has a weird disturbing relationship with his mentor. Such a dark show.

His eyes are grossly improportionate, so not hot. Not even close.

I bet they ALL had herpes after that wretched cue-reading sketch. Gross.

I'm definitely attracted to him on that HBO show. Has he or will he have any nude scenes on that show?

He’s not classically handsome but is sexy. Think his humor surely helps. He doesn’t take himself too seriously and that’s sexy in itself.

[quote]I am pretty sure he's fucking around now, when he became famous. Probably with much younger girls.

Hopefully still legal. I adore Bill Hader and would hate to think he's into some gross shit.

His daughters will be on the pole in 10 years

If he was at all hot, there would be plenty of shirtless photos of him on the internet. But there are not.

Not hot, but he could look pretty handsome as Vinny Vedecci.

I think he’s super hot. I want to suck his cock.

You'd suck anyone's cock, so not saying much.

R79

He seems like a troubled guy, like most comics.

I wonder if he and Kristen Wiig ever fucked.

Only when he face swaps with T Cruise

He's got sex appeal though he's not conventionally handsome. I'd date him.

Yes! I love his smile and giggle; I’ve always been into cute nerds though.

I can see him working the counter in a bait shop in the Midwest. Not handsome or hot.

He looks like he has sexy musk. Anyone ever get close to him?

[quote] . I'd like to think semi-hot guys like him are hopefully not as vain and cunty as the pretty boys since they know what rejection feels like.

You have to pay it forward, darlin.

Sexy, made sexier by being hilarious. Anyone that can be that cute and probably make you laugh while fucking is kind of my dream.,...

Agree with R93

He probably has some record with how many men he kissed in his career. His Kissing family sketches alone.

Btw, maybe because i am not american, but most of the time i dont get this SNL humour. Even Kissing family sketches - somewhat funny for a first time, but it's absolutely the same thing over and over and over again.

I find him only hot when he's dressed as Stefon. I don't find the character of Stefon hot; I just think Hader looks good in those shirts.

No.

Oh, I do find Stefon to be hot.

Stefon's shirt revealed the big broad shoulders underneath. I would do Stefon, if only to get to drag my tongue all over those shoulders.

Hader? Not hot.

Is there something wrong with me? I mean, i'd say he is objectively hot. Tall, good body, good smile, great face structure.

What's wrong with you, R100, is you are way too visual in your approach to this. What do you gain if the guy looks good, but underneath the surface is a hot mess? You left that out.

Is he smart? Is he interesting? Is he a bundle of insecurities that will defeat everything or smother it with over-compensation? Hader is a comic whose talent lies in creating characters. He's more comfortable in any one of them than he is with himself. Just watch an interview or two and if you have any emotional intelligence at all, you will grasp that this guy is really high maintenance.

His eyes are mismatched and one is wonky. But he's sexy.

R101

It's not like i am going to marry him. And who is not high maintenance in our days? He has some qualities that i really like in men. But i think you are right. Personally i think he and his wife will get back together in couple of years. He'll fuck around for a bit and go back to his family.

r96 SNL is notorious for taking a one-joke sketch or a one-joke character and running it into the ground.

R104

But it was literally the same story over and over again.

But anyway, SNL can be good, and he was really terrific on it. Like this scene - it's a masterpiece. It's so dark and fucked up, but also really funny.

And this is silly, but his performance is brilliant.

NOT hot, but Will Forte and Taran Killam are.

Taran Killam is repellant. But Will Forte has it.

R108 I wanted Taran Killam to fuck me when he was on 'Drake & Josh'. So did Drake.

I think Taran Killam was fired from SNL because he was a difficult asshole to work with.

R106 you rock. I had totally forgotten about it and good christ that's hilarious - and anyone that can steal a scene from Seth MacFarlane is pretty fucking skilled.

Bet he could make me cum as hard as I laugh.

i'm now gonna have fucked-up romcom porn dreams with Bill & Seth fighting over me for the next decade if I'm lucky.

Sometimes he looks exactly like Tom Cruise. Exactly.

r113 are you joking or do you really not know what DeepFake is?

R86 Not sure about Bill but there have been rumors about Kristin and Lorne for years. Would explain why she received so much airtime despite being very one note in her impressions.

Bill is absolutely brilliant. He was one of the few SNL players who succeeded in creating original characters. Most snl characters are just an actor reciting a stale unfunny catch phrase again and again. His were layered and hilarious. Herb the TV reporter , The Unhinged Puppet Guy, Stefan , etc. I'm very curious about his personal life.

R112

It's great, isnt it? So amazingly fucked up. I actually see the idea for Barry in this little sketch. They did another one with the same story, but it's not as good. Bill often brings something weird and twisted and fucked up in his characters. It's fascinating.

R115

There is a thread about him on Lipstick Alley, and one of the girls is writing a hilarious fanfic about her friend dating Bill. It's one hundred percent fake, hilarious and embarassing.

Wow, some of you really have no standards.

Bill Hader dancing to

He really aged after his divorce.

So I'm obsessed with Hader after binge watching both seasons of Barry ( he won back to back acting emmys so I thought what the hell) and I don't know if he qualifies as "hot' (whatever that standard is) but he's damn sexy. He see him become a budding star on his very first episode doing a spot on Al Pacino during Katrina. He gets applause and cheers on his exit line!

I wanted to see his beginnings so I decided to watch Season 31 of SNL that aired in 2005-2006 and HOLY SHIT THE NEWS IS PRACTICALLY THE SAME!!! All the openings and Weekend Updates (with Fey and Pohler) are about the potential crimes of Bush & Cheney and Scooter Libby getting indicted for what some considered a treasonous act (outing CIA Valerie Plame).

Rachel Dratch does a great Harriet Miers who had no judicial experience AT ALL but Bush tried to put her on the SUMPREME COURT because she was an old friend. Porter Goss had no Intelligence experience but was put as the head of the CIA and had to RESIGN later. Mike Brown was put as the head of FEMA (Katrina happened) and had no experience except being the head of the Ariabian Horse Society (Bush fuck buddy?)

Now, don't get me wrong, Trump is much much worse in the corruption and law breaking, but it goes to show that Republicans were bad, just got worse.

Oh, and Will Forte does a kick ass George W.

Bill suffers from anxiety.

I do find him adorable. I loved his Stefon character. I loved when he would break character and laugh. He would be fun to date.

Yes.

Very hot. Creepy hot.

I think he is damn sexy. He seems like a nice guy.

R115 [quote] Not sure about Bill but there have been rumors about Kristin and Lorne for years. Would explain why she received so much airtime despite being very one note in her impressions.

I never heard any rumors about Kristen and Lorne dating? I searched. Spread the dirt, please.

[quote] Not sure about Bill but there have been rumors about Kristin and Lorne for years. Would explain why she received so much airtime despite being very one note in her impressions. R115

I never heard any rumors about Kristen and Lorne dating? I searched. Spread the dirt, please.

R124

Why creepy?

R128 maybe, because some of his SNL characters were creepy? Remember he would play Keith Morrison. Keith is my hero, too.

Me too, R83. Maybe we could take turns.

I always thought he was a FOD’s, too.

Here is Bill playing, Keith Morrison. Love this skit.

His tv show host is pretty creepy as well. I like Tanya sketch.

I loved him in Trainwreck. Was do dreamy in that. Even put up with Amy Schumer to see him. And documentary now on Netflix is hilarious.

Documentary now is amazing. I was watching it yesterday. It's genuinely funny and smart, and Bill is amazing in it. He brings so much to those sometimes silly stories. Like those two episodes about history of Rock band (inspired by Eagles). He showed such a depression and turmoil in his ridiculous unlikeable character.

Hader is definitely hot. He also has a big dick (but he's not a top.) And OP, your radar needs a tune-up because he's definitely into men.

OP must be blind or he's Bill or Bill's agent/PR.

He's ugly as fuck!

I've never seen anything he's in and I know he has a show on hbo or showtime, I have both channels but I don't even watch his show coz of his ugly face. Not interesting to me.

feels like you've got a story, R136. care to share with the class?

wishful thinking from R136 but do tell!

R138 R139 I don't want to say too much, but last year, my friend had a fling with Hader while he was filming in Canada. Not just a hook-up, they were a [italic]thing[/italic]. It lasted a couple months on and off. He's a freak.

If you guys want me to spill the real tea, I can start a thread.

R140 yes

R140 yes please!!

R140, stop being coy and tell us the sex of your friend.

We can fill in the rest. And surely will.

R140 yes, please, and thank you.

R140, of COURSE we want you to spill the real tea!

Assuming R140 is telling the truth, this most likely happened while Hader was filming It: Chapter 2, which was shot in Toronto. If Hader is engaging in man-sex, I would love to know more details. The thought of him bottoming is kind of hot.

"he is a freak"

What are his fetishes?

R140 yes please more! I hate teases. Is the friend M or F?

R140 whoops just saw your earlier post where you say the friend is male. Anymore tidbits? You can't leave people hanging like that!

r146 r148 Sorry it took so long. I’m at work.

My friend is male. He and Bill met on the set of It 2, actually – my friend is a PA. I don’t want to say anything that’ll give him away (I don’t want to get him in any trouble), but I won’t leave you totally hanging.

- It was his first time doing anything really serious with a guy, but (obviously) he realized he liked it a lot. He and my friend (who we can call A) didn’t really talk about sexuality, so I don’t know if he’s gay or bi or what, but he DEFINITELY likes men. - That said, it wasn’t his first time bottoming when they fucked. I don’t know if it was his ex pegging him or someone else, but A said it wasn’t his first rodeo there. - The first time he sucked A’s dick, they were in a sauna. Apparently, he spent the whole time before talking about the McArthur case (true crime seems to be a go-to for him when he’s nervous?) and A told him to suck his dick just to shut him up for a minute. He was shocked it worked! - Again, big dick. Like, could plausibly do porn big. - He’s pretty shy and private, but has a real thing for public sex. BJs in the bathroom/movies/etc. type of stuff. - Real movie buff too. They went to the Lightbox a lot when they were together. - He’s very funny IRL too. He’s not putting on an act in interviews – pretty much exactly the same. I don’t know if he can even do the fakey-fakey PR thing. - He’s a romantic. Wined and dined A. Not over-the-top showy/stupid expensive stuff, but always very nice and thoughtful. - They ended it after filming ended. Not on bad terms by any means; they just led different lives in different places and it was never serious enough to try the long distance thing. - I’m pretty sure fucking men isn’t a one-time thing. Last time Bill was in TO, they hooked up, and A thinks it’ll happen again next time. He isn’t sure how much action Bill’s gotten since, but he wasn’t exactly rusty.

If you guys have any more questions I can answer, I will when I can.

Sorry the formatting sucks so bad lol

He’s weird looking. Not even in an attractive or ugly way, just in an impossible-to-look-away way. He’s almost alien like. It’s bizarre and entrancing.

That story is hot R151. Kind of ironic that this would happen while he's playing a gay character. It seems totally plausible to me that he could be experimenting, especially given that he recently divorced his wife.

R151 Pretty good stuff here - does your friend keep in contact with him? I've never really found him anything other than a weird dorky kind of hot at best, but your story here (especially the part about the public sex) is making me rethink that.

That's some hot tea, R150 / Juleshead. You said he's a freak. Like in bed, or? What did you mean?

R154 On and off. Bill doesn’t really do social media, so they only text, and it’s not super frequent. Sometimes A gets random things in the mail that Bill thinks he’d like, which I think is pretty sweet.

R155 In bed, in bathhouses, in movie theatres, in parks, in clubs, amongst other places – but yes.

He reminds me of Michael Shannon.

ABSOLUTELY

No, he looks like a serial killer and isn't funny. Not one iota.

Thank you for answering, Juleshead. Though he's not out (as gay or bi), Hader doesn't sound like he's too deep in the closet if he's out there doing public sex in clubs, parks and movie theatres.

Thanks for spilling!

Juleshead, what does A say about Bill’s blowjob talents? And we know Bill is hung. Is he cut or un?

CHRIST, he's not gay. You queens will believe anything.

Could see him as bi.

Could see him as needy enough to engage anyone who seems likely to pay him a lot of attention. It's the attention that matters to someone like Hader, not the genitalia.

Well, it's funny but i read the story on Lipstick Alley about Bill casually dating some middle aged woman he met during filming of It 2 in Toronto. It was written by said woman's friend and basically read as a fanfic. She knew all the sexual details, their conversations and so on.

I believe Juleshead honestly, and anything is possible. He has a divorce.

I believe in you, Juleshead

He really does seem like he'd be a needy bottom. I can totally see it.

I want to believe, but stories are too similar. Toronto, hooking up with a friend, very obvious details (Oh, he likes movies and true crime shows).

It's known that when actors go on location, they become a lot less discreet. They get a bit looser than they would be in NY or LA.

Well, i hope he's bi. I like him a lot. I am sure his marriage was a real deal, but i always thought about him as gayest straight man in history.

Here's mentioned lipstick alley thread. It's truly hilarious.

Sex dating club for gays - > www.lovegay.club

He's not conventionally handsome, but there's something about him that's very fuckable.

I believe this one way more than that frau fanfic on LSA. At least Juleshead isn't making up stories about Bill showing up to friend hangouts and he also name drops specific areas in Toronto they went to.

Why does anyone on DL even care about LSA? It's completely irrelevant to the demographic here.

R176

I love this fanfic. It's such a frau story. But i also dont believe our story about Bill's boyfriend. I actually suspect it's the same person writing both of those. I'll be happy to be wrong, because Hader pings like hell, in my opinion.

Bill never sucked MY cock.

The decision has been made and yes, Bill Hader is hot, in a humorous, mischievous and educated frat boy kind of way. It's been decided.

No, it was not decided, R180. Nice try.

He's so sexy to me.

No.

He was totally adorable in Trainwreck. He's one of those cute nerdy guys that doesn't think he's good looking but he is. Would actually buy you dinner first. Lol

Some of the imagined attributes being projected on to this poor fellow read like a frau journal.

This is the most attention this guy's probably ever gotten. Let him enjoy it. You know damn well he's reading it.

R186

Really? He is relatively famous. He was on SNL for years, and he was loved by fans. And he won at least two Emmys.

He's damaged goods. After paying alimony (and how many years will that go on?) and child support for three spawn (which will go until they are 21, or through college,) there won't be money left over to buy you dinner before you put out for him.

Pffft!

R188

You cant buy your own dinner?

Of course, I can buy my own dinner. But why put up with an actor when his ex-wife is getting all his money?

Someone posted here about him and the Superbowl commercial. They said he was super professional and great at improvising. There was one girl on the set he was focused on but seemed very socially inept and so couldn't really make his moves.

He gives the most fantastic, hot and slurpy blowjobs. And he swallows.

If I'm going to have to hear about his ex-wife and his three kids. And how tough it is in Hollywood. That man is going to least buy me some Applebee's.

He is utterly obsessed with his buddie Fred Armisen.

I was watching videos from his SNL days, and damn, this cast was terrific. Wiig, Armisen, Will Forte - they were great. And you can see that current cast is seriously lacking in comparison. Hader was one of the best, he really gave it all even in the smallest parts.

He is very charismatic on screen, too. Hader (and Ransone) was the best in that joke of a film It 2. That's remarkable when actors like McAvoy and Chastain were right next to him. He was such a scene-stealer.

He stole every scene in It 2.

I agree. It2 was such a shitty movie, but Hader was terrific. Not to mention most of his dialogues were written by him.

Was watching some of his interviews. Was surprised to see that he really is rather desperate for attention. It was especially obvious in group interviews for Documentary Now.

Yup, R199. If you know actors, it is easy to see that Bill Hader is not comfortable in his own skin. And no one can make it all right for him.

It's forbidden to post YouTube links? My posts are getting rejected.

Anyway, the biggest example of Hader's need to be the center of attention is a long interview of him, Armisen and Seth Meyers by Janice Min. It was almost embarassing to watch. Armisen was genuinely annoyed with him.

r201 this is the interview.

r201 this is the interview.

He pretty much made a fool of himself on "Finding Your Roots." Whether other guests are often moved to tears by what they learn, Hader just laughs and laughs. And laughs. And laughs. Through most of his entire segment.

Ugh.

R203

Yes, this one. He was checking Fred's reaction the whole time. It was like he was performing just for him. It was weird and almost embarassing. For a first time ever i was genuinely annoyed with Bill Hader.

There is another similar interview with him, Fred, and directors of Documentary Now. Even more annoying. He's better when he is alone, when he is not obsessed with making Armisen laugh.

DL's hourly slobbering over another AWG.

He's not conventionally handsome at all, but there's something about him that's very appealing.

Really? I do think he is conventionally handsome. Not Hollywood stunning, but handsome. And he has a great personality, thirst for attention aside.

Simple answers to simple questions:: NO.

[quote] And he has a great personality, thirst for attention aside.

WHAT? I respectfully suggest it is not possible to separate one aspect of the man's personality from another.

R210

Why? Nobody's perfect. I watched a lot of his interviews, including group interviews, and he was fine. His roundtable with comedy showrunners was pretty good.

I personally blame his weird co-dependent relationship with Fred Armisen for this.

At least he's not a falling down drunk. Like half of Hollywood.

I like documentary now even more than i like Barry. What a great unique show. Too bad Hader and Armisen are too busy now to continue.

He's hot in a goofy-nerdy way but this is only while he is young looking. An aging goofy-nerdy guy isn't hot just weird.

Okay, let's move on. Survey says he's hot and humorous. Who is the next cast member of SNL we can discuss?

Sexxxy. I'd do him all the ways from Sunday.

Speaking of awkward interviews - documentary now panel for Atlantic is a sight to behold. Fred Armisen is the only sane one on the panel, including the hosts, and it says it all. Hader is very mean in it. Fascinating trainwreck.

Post a link then?

R218

I can't. My post with YouTube links are getting rejected. You can find it on YouTube, search for Bill Hader Documentary Now Atlantic or something like that.

U can also find hot men here

I hope juleshead is right. I prefer that story over what I’ve read.

Some other site was reporting he’d been rolling in the hay with 18/19 year old women and regularly cheating on his wife, all of which is disappointing (unless they had some agreement as some couples do).

To answer the original question, he is cute. His Stefon character was hot since the style accentuates his cheekbones and jawline and the flirty personality was very likable/adorable.

Bill Hader himself is a good looking dude. However, I wouldn't say he's like smokin' hot. Also, he comes across as kinda needy/awkward in his interviews. I'm glad he is open about his anxiety, but it seems like nothing worked as he still seems crazy anxious to the point of driving through a burger joint alone after winning an Emmy. At least have ONE friend with you.

Anyway, he's cute and attractive but not hot. That's my thought.

Yeah, he’s hot!

I wouldn't kick him out of bed.

The LSA frau deleted all her posts after someone asked her to explain Hader's "date" with Rachel Bilson lol

I think he's hot...I just cant put my finger on what makes him sexy to me

Hot? I can't see it.

Then put some glasses on.

Paywall?

I want a three way with Stefon and his lawyer slash conceptual piss artist, Shye.

Here, for you R230.

Stefon is probably the most popular character in history of snl.

Stefon will always be eating the dust of every character created by Gilda Radner.

I hope he hosts snl soon

He has already done that, R234. He wasn't very good at it. It just undescored how uneasy he is being Bill Hader. Being a character is fine. But being himself, a host, a master of ceremonies... he was totally ill at ease and mostly ineffective.

R235

I think most snl stars usually suck as hosts. But you are right, i watched one of his episodes, and it wasnt very good.

I want him to host, so he can bring back Stefon. I don't care about the monologue.

Adorkable.

That new Disney streaming movie he's in looks like a godforsaken piece of shit.

Who else thinks he is overplaying his humility?

Yeah, it's his schtick... it's probably the proper lane for him as he gains clout in the industry.

It's fake as hell. OMG, what is thirst? What is Internet? Oh gosh. I like him, but this shit is getting tiresome. He is good looking guy who was famous for more than a decade.

I'll show him what thirst means

Yes. Absolutely!

James Franco had mad hots for him. He made mediocre documentary about SNL, because he wanted to make a movie about Bi

They kissed on one of the kissing incest family scetches, no?

R246

Yes, they did. It's funny that Bill was the one who came up with this idea. Some of the kisses were really hot.

Hader was very dominating in those skits...

Hader hot? Yes, if you mean 'hot mess.'

He does seem to be a needy mess. And sexually confused.

R250

Why do you think so?

I have always been attracted to him.

Bill most if the time was tight-lipped in those kissing family sketches. Most dominant, yeah, but no french kissing. Other guys did it better. Like Will Forte, for example. With James Franco, and with Fred Armisen for Funeral sketch. Those were hilarious and hot.

He looks depressed on recent photos. Very sad.

Where?

R255

I can't post links. Wtf?

Huh? That's strange. What's the website where you found them?

Post.

I dont know why, but i have problems posting. So annoying. Anyway, i saw those pictures on tumblr and Instagram. Bill was at some match, and in my opinion, he looked very sad and depressed.

Ha, maybe his team was losing?

Thank you, anyway.

Anyone watched Noelle, his latest movie? I heard it flopped.

It looked awful.

I like him a lot, but he always looks do sad.

He does seem depressed, but he's so adorkable, funny and talented — my usual perfect storm of unwise attraction.

I would do anything he wanted sexually.

I am watching old SNl episodes, and he is amazing, but i doubt he ever had even a second of fun on that stage. Despite his breaking and laughing, he looked so tense and depressed all the time. Such a deep sadness in him.

Yeah, R265. Especially as Steffon. The first few skits were hard to watch.

By the way, Bill definitely seems to be gay/bi. He was spotted with Rachel Bilson who's ex is famously Hayden Christensen who always pinged to high heaven. There is a photo of Rachel and Bill in Oklahoma with his family and there are rumors they are at least dating since November.

[quote] Is BIll Hader hot?

Not even as hot as Bill Hitler.

R266

The fact that she was bearding in the past doesnt mean she's bearding now. I doubt he's gay. Maybe bi. His marriage definitely was legit.

No. Funny, yes.

HELL NO.... HE LOOKS LIKE A GIN FILLED HOMELESS SKUNT

Looks like Bill and Rachel are legit. Wonder if they will walk the red carpet together for the Golden Globes?

This thread reminds me of people who are into Mark Ruffalo or Vincent Dinofrio. What the hell do you all see in these uggos?

Yeah, it seems like they are serious. I wonder why Bill looks so fucking depressed. Even on pictures from R271

R273 -Maybe because he’s participating in an obvious PR stunt with a D-List beard.

[Quote] with a D-List beard.

Since when is she a beard?? Because of Hayden?? Isn't he bi?

R274

I don't know anything about her, but he really doesnt seem like a bearding type of person. Just... Why? He's getting enough attention with his great work, he had a wife and three kids, there are zero gay rumours about him.

Total crush. Love his Stefon. And my god the sheer talent on display here. Bill is what Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler wish they were.

R277

You need to watch Barry. He's incredible.

R275 - Hayden, yes, and also:

And also:

R280

Sorry? Wrong thread?

R281 - Nope. It goes with someone’s question up thread about Rachel Bilson being a beard.

R281 - For context:

R282

Damn, it doesn't look good. And it's recent. I must admit, just recently saw her picture with some famous man, and thought - really? This guy? It was someone who often mentioned on DL, but not Gyllenhaal or Darth Vader. She never was on my radar before... But seriously, Bill bearding? What for?

r277: "Bill is what Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler wish they were. "

The latter will probably be nominated for an Oscar this year. The former (2 Golden Globes) is simply genius.

You're nuts.

I can't believe he drives a fucking Toyota.

R284 - Yup, very recent. Also, ever since the pictures of her and Bill were released, she’s been popping up in the Daily Mail almost every day, always with a mention of her rumored boyfriend, Bill Hader.

R285

I disagree with this statement (why people like those stupid comparisons?), but Adam Sandler made so many shitty, unbearably shitty movies, and where is Jim Carrey?

Bill Hader is not a low-class comic actor like Sandler.

I found it! She was connected with Chace Crowford too.

R290 - Yup!

I found it very strange that the first photos released of them were in his home state. How did the paps find them there?! Either he doesn't know she beards regularly and she called the paps or he's in on it, too. He got a lot of recognition from Barry and It2 so maybe he wants more? Either way, he's probably in a midlife crisis and looks depressed because of it.

R292 - I’m sure Bill is aware she beards. He’s been in the industry long enough to know how it works. Whether she’s HIS beard or not is up for debate.

He's hung massively

R292

It's possible that some random person made the picture and sold it to tmz. It was one random picture.

R295 - I actually think someone in their camp took the photo and gave it to TMZ. If we didn’t have clearly staged grocery store pap photos over a week later, I might believe the Tulsa photo was truly random. Now it seems like an orchestrated event leading up to awards season.

R296

They were seen before that. There was one random picture of them having dinner in some restaurant.

R297 - Not to split hairs, but it was just a shot of Bill. Someone on Twitter said he was with Rachel, but we have no definite photo proof.

[Quote] What the hell do you all see in these uggos?

Talent.

He's handsome, he's masculine, he's sexy--what's not to like?

Wow, he actually took Rachel Bilson to the Golden Globes and is posing for pictures with her.

[Quote] He's handsome, he's masculine, he's sexy--what's not to like?

Whatever rocks your boat. I like him for his talent. You like him for his looks. And that's okay.

And they looked soooo happy, didn't they?!

Lol, sorry. Wrong link. Here's hopefully the right one.

R304 - That video was yikes. She looked genuinely annoyed. If he’s paying her to beard for him, she should try to crack a smile.

I doubt he's playing her. It's the most publicity she had in years. Mutual PR. I think Red carpet is stressful situation, so i am giving her the benefit of the doubt. But she doesn't look like she's particulary into him. But hey, maybe she has a nice poker face. Over all, they looked like a boring old couple. Especially comparing to their ceremony neighbors - Armisen and Lyonne. I know Fred has a bad rep, but they look like such a fun and loving couple.

R306 - I agree that she didn’t seem particularly into him. At one point it looks like she rolls her eyes. Though, if I was almost 40 and was taking part in PR stunts to keep a fledgling career going, I’d probably look a little defeated, too.

I could never understand why people arrange those fake relationship - if you are accomplished and successful in your own right, like Bill. But damn, people do care about this shit. He got so much publicity out of this red carpet appearance, i think even winning brings less publicity. And fans are so annoying. I followed a couple of tumblr about Bill, and they all collectively lost their fucking minds. OMG they are holding hands! OMG he asked if she's smiling! OMG relationship goals! And the worst - OMG mom and dad! The fuck? Just... Why? I am officially too old for this shit.

R308 - It is crazy, isn’t it? He gained a ton of young fans with IT 2 and his “people” probably saw that and were like, play to them, you know what I mean? Get a girlfriend (real or fake), walk a red carpet and those young fans will LOSE THEIR MINDS. I bet if Jessica Chastain wasn’t married they would have tried to set her up with him so fans would be like “OMG Richie and Bev are dating!”

r309 that's probably exactly what happened. Everybody has to be in a relationship these days, whether it's real or fake, for publicity purposes.

R310 - Yup! Never thought I’d see BILL HADER in that position, but I think he’s kind of been rebranding himself since Barry premiered.

He's ugly and creepy and abandoned his family to chase fame.

Today's celebrities get just as much mileage out of their relationships (and the inevitable breakup) as they do for their actual work. Sometimes the relationships are even more important than the work. Where would Jennifer Aniston be today without Brad Pitt and all the drama around that? Jenny Slate built an entire career out of fucking Chris Evans.

R313 - I totally forgot about Jenny and Chris. That HAD to have been PR, right?

Bill doesn’t have social media so you don’t hear from him unless he’s out promoting one of his projects. He’s in a quiet period right now as he writes and shoots Season 3 of Barry. A “romance” keeps him on people’s radar during this lull.

I loved him when he did Stefan, the meth Queen, on Weekend Update.

Bill and Rachel pretty much disappeared from the face of the earth. They don't promote their relationship at all.

R316 I'm not surprised.

R317 - What do you think their deal is? I think when you publicly “date” Hayden Christensen’s former beard and you arrange for paps to take pictures of you at the grocery store, you’re basically saying the relationship is fake.

R318 definitely think the pap pics were her idea. And I've always thought Hayden was bi. I know they worked together on the To Do List but it's still so random. I don't think they're fake but, Bill's obviously not opposed to doing some pr.

If he wanted to marry me, I'd probably say yes, but we should probably go on a few dates first. He's attractive. He's funny.

I think they are legit. They don't promote their relationship at all.

R321 - Except for right before the Golden Globes where Bill was nominated. I think if they had something else to promote right now, we’d be seeing more of them.

R321 - No, they just have their publicists promote it.

As much as I enjoy his work, no.

R323 so what?? Lots of actors do that. Doesn't automatically mean it's a pr relationship.

R325 - Yes, lots of actors do that...the ones that are in fake relationships.

R326 whatever you need to tell yourself. Not everything is an either/or situation.

R327 - We can agree to disagree. To me, this has the hallmarks of a PR relationship.

What is happening to him? Barry stars did a table read for charity, and he wasn't there. It's his fucking show.

R329 that is weird 🤔

R329 - Was it an actual table read or just cast members being interviewed? Regardless, it looks like he’ll be on Seth Meyers this coming Thursday. It also looks like he’s been helping with fundraising for art house cinemas.

He meets Keith Morrison and really fan gurlz over him. Super cute to see him in this manner. There aren't a whole lot of comic actors who seem like nice guys, but he seems like one of them.

He cancelled appearance on Seth's show.

I want him to breed me.

Hotter than some, not as hot as others.

He, like Conan, has been very upfront about his struggles with anxiety and depression. Having this kind of a hit show that is so popular with critics and show biz people might have pushed him into a bad place. Some people just aren't cut out to handle this sort of fame. I don't know if he's on any kind of medication but he said he does yoga and meditates and it's helped him. He said his anxiety attack before he went on during his hosting on SNL was extreme.

The last time I saw him on Instagram he looked depressed

R336

I know that. He also was on SNL for 8 years, and left because his wife wanted to move to LA. He was handling his fame for decades.

In his last IG, he posted a video from SNL about a music director Hal Wilner who recently died. The video was shown last week on the show and it seems he was very close to him and has taken it hard. That might explain his recent absences.

He is hot. Photos don't capture it, but he is a lot sexier and handsome when he is in motion.

R339

He doesnt have IG.

R341, this is the IG account that has the SNL tribute and the thumbnail is of him looking quite sad.

His popularity after IT2 pretty much went nowhere. I bet he's not very sad about it. Very talented and creative man. And he is hot.

He's still popular, Barry is doing a third season. And the thought of him bottoming gets me hot.

He's cute, in a quirky way. But his visage does not fill my loins with fire.

No

[quote]Is BIll Hader hot?

Yes. Next question.

hell no....ide run the other way....creep

Hot? No. Sexy? ABSOLUTELY.

I find him sexiest as Stefon. Really.