Celebrity Death Pool - Who's Next?

I always think something bad will happen to Heather Locklear similar to the Anne Heche thing. I hope I'm wrong because she seems very sweet.

Andy Dick is another one, wouldn't surprise me if he meets some tragic end.

Ezra Miller, not too soon, though. Probably suicide.

Oh yeh, definitely R2

Matthew Perry.

I wouldn't say Wendy Williams dying would be "unexpected."

That bitch is a hot mess.

Aaron Carter. I could see Shia LaBoeuf going at any time also.

Totie Fields

We need to think outside the lines here. Like someone who would never show up on someone's death radar for any reason.

Like Charlize Theron or Nick Lachey or Marg Helgenberger.

John Mulaney

Jimmy Fallon

Sally field

Tony Dow will be dead to me AGAIN shortly.

Angela Lansbury. It is time.

Oops, sorry, just re-read OP's instructions, never mind.

There is nothing "random" about choosing Wendy Williams, OP.

Please consult a dictionary and stop repeating what you read on websites for the illiterate.

Babawa Walters, Tina Turner

What twee are wu? A dead won

R15 Don't you dare! (well, in regard to Tina, at least)

Interesting names, R8. Why those?

R18 Because they would be completely unexpected.

Baba Wawa

Rupert Murdoch. His contract with Satan must have an end date.

Who rides a motorcycle? One of them

Bruce Springsteen

Richard Simmons

[quote]Angela Lansbury. It is time.

Let's all welcome God to DL.

Susan Anton

Paulina Porizkova

George Hamilton

Harrison Ford or John Travolta - both pilots so their odds of mishap are higher.

Valerie Bertinelli - she's always crying about something on SM.

Adele - she's says she "obsessed" with that guy who just doesn't seem that into her.

One of Arnold and Maria's kids in keeping with the Kennedy curse.

Slim Summerville

Bob Barker

Hilarious Baldwin. How much more abuse can her uterus stand?

Woody Allen

Joan Collins, although almost 90, I feel, will live to a grand old age like Olivia de H. hanging on, still putting her glamorous self together smoke and mirrors style with the help of gay younger husband and keeping her marbles to the end, and good for her.

One of the billionaires will die when they're joyriding in their bragging rockets.

After seeing those photos of Elon Musk on the yacht. Skin cancer looks inevitable.

Dick Van Dyke. President Carter or Mrs. Carter

Annie Lennox Dave Stewart

Joan Jett

Mason Reese

Bruce Willis

Tila Tequila

Susan Olsen (Thindy Brady)

Ugh, all of them. If they want to revive an old TV show, then bring back Celebrity Deathmatch but this time make it real.

R44 Ha, I forgot about that!

Joni Mitchell & Lisha

William Peterson from CSI LV.

Sydney Sweeney dead from an overdose!

Angela Lansbury

Clint Eastwood

Joanne Woodward

Lee Grant

Shannen Doherty

Barbara Eden

R34- Her husband is gay?

R33- I doubt it. His father lived to 100.

OP not thinking of the older, expected deaths

R49 Wouldn't those people be older and somewhat expected (sick)?

Tootie from Facts of Life, sometimes known as Kim Fields

Christine McGlade. I hope not, but I have not seen her in a while.

Stella Stevens

Jack Nicholson

Bill Clinton.

Chrissy Metz - death by anorexia.

Anne Heche didn't come to the same place I am.

Norman Leer- after all he is a 100 years old.

Portia De Rossi

Wouldn't that be a shocker on many levels!

Joanne Woodward, 92, was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s Disease 15 years ago (according to Wikipedia). At this point a person’s death is more of a blessing. Seeing your loved one ravaged by the illness is heartbreaking. Been there, seen that.

Shelley Long

I just have a feeling.

No, that would ruin my year, R62

[quote]Joanne Woodward, 92, was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s Disease 15 years ago

Joanne Woodward, 92, was diagnosed with DEMENTIA 15 years ago - according to her family. She's d be long dead if it were Alzheimers.

R64 Then how is that unexpected?

I'll pick a name out of a hat: Felicity Huffman.

Potential members of the 27 Club:

Halsey, Nat Wolff, Megan Thee Stallion, Logan Paul, Gigi Hadid, Troye Sivan, Post Malone, Madison Cawthorne.

One of the Kardashians is about to die a shocking death.

Pope Francis

R68 Only one!?

R64, no she wouldn't. Alzheimer's typically starts about 15-20 years before they finally croak.

I'd say someone who's been out of the biz for awhile, like former hottie John Beck. Quit acting 13 years ago because of 'stress'.

Jazz Jennings. Living a tragic life but for how long?

Barbra S

Christopher Rich -

How's Kathy Griffin's lung cancer doing? Ellen probably figured out a way for the Doctors to give her placebo chemo.

~~The Anne Conspiracy Theory Crew

A huge star back in his heyday. Now, you never see him out.

Jack Nicholson)

Dean Winters - he's kind of a hot mess.

Shannen Doherty. Advanced breast cancer. And Shirley McClaine. Old age.

Sorry. It's Shirley MacLaine.

They are all dead, their celebrity careers anyway.

Can you explain what you mean, R78?

Alex Jones

Jordan Peterson

Michael Stipe

David Letterman

R79 Yes cancer and old age would be quite unexpected ways to die

R82 "hot mess" is a lame expression to indicate that someone suffers from a combination of issues - perhaps mental, physical, emotional.

Wendy Williams would be an extreme example of a "hot mess."

Dean Winters has a lot of issues (primarily health).

Shirley McClaine was just on Hulu’s “Only Murders in the Building”. She was v good in the role

Bob Barker

Tina Turner, Cher flew to Switzerland last weekend to see her.

Ted "The Cryptkeeper" Shackelford

Elizabeth II

Julie Andrews

Carol Burnett

Angela Lansbury

Sophia Loren

I'd be heartbroken if any of them go, but they're all beyond the life expectancy.

OP: I'm not thinking of the older, expected deaths. I'm thinking of the random ones that shouldn't necessarily drop at their age.

R79, R80, R86, R87, R88 - Reading is sometimes fun

William Shatner

Shaquille O'Neal - he just seems like a giant redwood of a man who will collapse

Mick Jagger. You just know Keef is gonna outlive everyone else in that band.

George Jetson

Sandra Bernhard

John F. Kennedy Jr.

Bernadette Peters. You can't live off of Kind bars and grapefruit forever.

Alec Baldwin does not look well.

As I recall, R98, it was one-half of a Kind bar (she gave the other half to her assistant) and one smile of grapefruit.

She's taken to eating whole Kind bars now R100. The COVID lockdown was tough on all of us.

Why do I hate Bernadette Peters so much? I'd sort of laugh if she died, in that same little fake laugh she always uses.

Sam Asghari. Suspicious death

Ed Sheeran, tragic accident traveling to or from a show

Tom Holland, depression/accidental OD

Billie Eilish, stalker killing

Lady Gaga, OD, or maybe a very bad fall

Travis Barker, undiagnosed genetic illness

Kourtney K Barker, she will take her own life after TB dies

Lens Dunham, this is for you dl... Chokes on a donut while alone, and naked in bed, sex toys scattered everywhere and a video camera rolling. She wants to outdo Anne He He.

R103 100% believable

Demi Lovato. Britney Spears.

Carol Burnett will be next.

R106 Is that unexpected?

R27 Yes, this bitch is such a tedious crybaby. And she loves to put her critics on blast. And the cunt wonders why men stay away. She’ll overdose at some point. She’s a miserable person.

Stephen King

Lark Cra-Cra Vorhees

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YouTubers and TikTok "stars" seem to drop dead by the dozens, at young ages too. Never heard of any of them (get off my lawn) so I got huthin' as to who might be next.

Faye Dunaway

Robert Wagner and Stefanie Powers, while investigating their late spouses' deaths.

Did y'all hear about reporter Robert Engl's son? Six years old boy just died of Rett's Syndrome. He was a little angel face too. Don't tell me Robert Engel is a nobody. He's a celeb to news-watchers.

Hunny Boo Boo

Marta Plipton

Clayton Underwood

Prince Harry. I'm wondering if he'll turn into a family annihilator but perhaps not.

Liv Ullmann

Catherine Deneuve

Christopher Walken

Seth Green

Magda Volenta

Okay, what is this "post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot" shit? Serious question.

The link at R111 shows pics of Van Ark -- that were posted in other threads -- that show her in POOR HEALTH. How does that factual evidence suggest the poster is 'either a troll or idiot'?

Talk about childish.

Barbara Walters is slipping away.

Hopefully Trump. And M. Markle.

Phil Donahue, Sally Jessie Raphael then Babs Walters.

One of the Kardashian/Jenner sisters.

Cate Blanchett - due to a fingernail infection

Someone who had all the vaccines. (Runs away and hides)

Mel Brooks

Homer Simpson

Pete Davidson, murdered by Kanye

Kanye, “suicided” in prison

Ellen, murdered by a crazed Anne He He fan

Portia, dies of broken heart

Andrew and Chris Cuomo, double fratricide / suicide

JLo, murdered by husband Ben

Ben, killed in prison by a crazed Marc Antony fan

Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, murdered with arsenic added to her daily oat mushroom lattes by her children. (They are geniuses after all.)

Prince Harry, discovered cowering in the chicken coop, is hen-pecked (Oh! the irony!) to within an inch of his life. He does survive but is committed to a mental institution.

Oprah and Gayle, both OD after partying way too hard, when they learn about Meg & Haz.

Prince Louis, “accidental” suffocation. (Princess Charlotte is obviously the primary suspect, but no one outside palace walls will ever know.) . Lotte is heard to be mumbling in the aftermath, “he won’t be stealing my thunder any more, that performative brat.” Incidentally, post-Louis tragedy, Prince George moves to Highgrove to “study” with his Grandpa, the Future King Charles; that is until Charlotte becomes the youngest royal ever to enter a military academy & simultaneously, George completes his “studies” and moves back with his parents.

Leo DiCaprio, self-combusts on Elon Musk’s yacht after overindulging at the buffet table. The ensuing conspiracy theories are the wildest you’ve ever heard of!

Katy Perry, speaking of conspiracy theories, commits Hari Kari onstage (while culturally appropriating costumes of the Japanese, Korean, Muslim, Native American and Russian peoples.) Before she does, however, she rips off a robotic mask and reveals herself to be Jon Benet Ramsey, & screams this is for you, Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder Colorado!!!

Rosie O'Donnell - fatal heart attack.

Queen Elizabeth

Madonna please!

Shawn Mendes

David Lynch

Selena Gomez, who managed to coke her kidneys away in her twenties.

Prince Charles, who will shortly be followed by his mum. She won't be able to take that kind of a shock at her age.

Gary Busey

Patti LuPone. One could only look at that wretched face so many times in the mirror before.. well, see picture below.

Gary Busey

Cher would be shocking.

[quote]Cher would be shocking.

Because she's so young?

r142 = Marsha Hunt

Joseph Biden

Shannen Doherty

R145- She looks OLD in that photo.

r146 Shannen is 51 and she's been fighting cancer on and off for almost 10 years. How do you expect her to look, like a 20 year old?

Don't quit your day job R130.

Roseanne Barr

Denzel Washington

Sharon Osborne

Madison Cawthorn.

Shannen Doherty is the new Valerie Harper.

Kate McKinnon dies mysteriously in a fall. Afterwards, her sister Emily Lynne Berthold stars appearing more in tv shows and other roles. Hollywood moves on from Kate and never wonders why Emily took over her life.

Jerry Mathers

Diana Ross

Gale Gordon

Bill Clinton (I know he's 20 years younger than Jimmy Carter, but he looks ten times worse)

Richard Carpenter

Donald Trump

R153, Gale Gordon died in 1995.

R153 is a troll who thinks it's hilarious to keep posting over and over again that Gale Gordon is still alive, R155.

G.

R148

With that witty retort (that’s sarcasm btw, ) you should follow your own advice.

Emma Watson (ironically chokes to death when she takes somebody's advice to eat a sandwich.)

Prince Charles, who will shortly be followed by his mum. She won't be able to take that kind of a shock at her age.

What makes you think one shall view it as a bad thing?

Well, in the end it was Elizabeth who was the next to go, more adjacent celebrity really- adjacent to my celebrity in certain exclusive circles.

Henry Kissinger

R124 Those would be quite expected

I wonder how hard the police are working.

It's so odd for a teenager to have his own farm under any circumstances, I wonder if the family lived in the parts of Idaho where no gay kid is safe, and they had to get him out by whatever means were possible?

Adam Kinzinger

Willie Nelson

Merchie's nanny who was smokin' a doobie in the nursery. Space heater my ass! fumed Meghan.

Jk Rowling. Because she dared say only women who menstruate are women. And the psychotic lunatics who can’t handle this are to blame.

I'll pray for J.K.

[quote]Barbra S

NO. Barbra S male co-stars, what's left of them - Ryan O'Neal, Kris Kristofferson, Robert Redford, Richard Dreyfus, Nick Nolte, Gene Hackman, Dustin Hoffman, Mandy Patinkin, Jeff Bridges.

O'Neal's SO NIPPED and MULTI-TUCKED for this photo last year he looks like he just came from the taxidermist.

Hopefully Dustin Hoffman will die a slow, painful death from dick & ball cancer. The dozen or so stories of him molesting young women were just disgusting...

Armie Hammer’s girlfriend. He will literally eat her.

Rebel Wilson. She'll undergo some cosmetic procedure and have a Joan Rivers type outcome.

Adele

Jennifer Aniston

We lost Olivia and Anne last month, but it seems we've already forgotten.

Yesterday's news...

[quote]We lost Olivia and Anne last month, but it seems we've already forgotten.

Clearly I have. I know Olivia refers to Olivia Newton-John but I have no idea who Anne refers to.

Probably Anne He He. 😀

Dick Van Dyke, Liza

Dame Joan Collins

Olivia Wilde

Marsha Hunt just died...104!

King Charles III

As that Bitch Elton wraps up his final shows this Fall can someone pull the piano bench out from under his fat ass thereby sending him straight to Heaven?

Jay Pritchett

[quote] Shirley McClaine was just on Hulu’s “Only Murders in the Building”. She was v good in the role

Oh. Did Shirley play a decomposing corpse?

R171 - Love is never having to say you look embalmed alive.

Roger Corman

The Grim Reaper just claimed the most famous person in the Western world, so he should take it easy now for a while.

[quote]Shirley McClaine was just on Hulu’s “Only Murders in the Building”. She was v good in the role.

I always preferred Shirley MacLaine.

Estelle Parsons

Cara D via OD or auto crash

Ben Affleck

Looks like he’s a dope fiend.

How has Matthew Perry been doing recently?

Cate Blanchett - in a play crash as she spends most of her life on them

Ugh @188!

Whatever procedure he's had makes him a dead-ringer for his reprobate thug jailbird son Redmond.

^^Sorry! R188.

I think we're in for an eldergay death. Kenneth Anger? George Maharis?

Angie Dickinson

[quote]I think we're in for an eldergay death. Kenneth Anger? George Maharis?

Gale Gordon.

Max Baer Jr.

R195, they shows Matthew Perry at the women’s finals of the US Open yesterday, and he looked pretty good. Way better than at that Friends reunion.

Ugh, showed, not shows.

Clint Eastwood

Frankie Valli

Holy shit, George Maharis is still alive?!

Peter Lupus hasn't been seen in public in about 10 years. Prolly got the alzheimers...

"Jk Rowling. Because she dared say only women who menstruate are women. And the psychotic lunatics who can’t handle this are to blame."

Honey just because she goes around acting like a big martyr won't actually make her a big martyr.

Why is it that all the whiney shits who say their big martyrs because of TRANS aren't artyring themselves?

Not a single Buddhist monk among you willing to set yourself on fire to protest the Vietnam war that is your struggle?

The lunatics are people like JK Rowling who praise Matt Walsh (a homophobe and a sexist) while pretending to be pro-gay and feminist

Imagine praising far right loons just because they share your anti-trans views

R208, I'd still suck his huge dick.

Harry and Meghan's marriage.

Helen Lawson

Liza Minelli can't have long.

Doesn't Lorna Luft have breast cancer?

[quote]Liza Minelli can't have long.

And you made her last name even shorter by removing one of the N's.

I think there is going to be another big death of an international figure - head or former head of staff. I'm going for Pope Benedict or Jimmy Carter. In terms of showbiz I think there will be a 'surprise ' death of an older actress or actor who has nor been widely known or though of as being in poor health. I think we are due that kind of death. I will say Sophia Loren, Raquel Welch, Tuesday Weld or Al Pacino.

I had forgotten that Benedict was still alive but had resigned as pope years ago.

Madonna

The next thread on Meghan Markle

A drill rapper I never heard of.

[quote]I think we're in for an eldergay death. Kenneth Anger? George Maharis?

Harry Belafonte

Harry Belafonte is gay?!!!

Kiefer Sutherland

r223 Quiet as it's kept...

It won't be Ralph Macchio, who looks pretty good for 60.

Although take off the pancake makeup, the "Just for Men" shoe polish, and he'd probably look at least 55.

Tom Brokaw

r217 Sorry should say head of state.

Woody Allen

Roman Polanski

Harvey Weinstein

Kevin Spacey

Bill Cosby

R229, Harvey's teeth are rotting.

R229 - Will they all be attending the same underage rapefest when it happens?

At this point it would be a huge career boost if Madonna OD’d this year.

R232, My OD won me an Oscar.

R229 You left me out.

Judi Dench

Everyone I know is sick about what Madonna has become and thinks she’d be better off with the angels. Well, with the demons.

R235 I do hope so.

Has anyone checked on Barbra Walters?

Bridget Fonda

[quote] I'm not thinking of the older, expected deaths. I'm thinking of the random ones that shouldn't necessarily drop at their age.

If such deaths were truly random and unexpected,then we couldn't very well predict them, could we?

That would defeat the entire purpose.

John Waters

I find this all terribly morbid....but I am wondering how Barbara Walters is doing.

Toatie Felds

r242 When was she last seen in public?

🎶 Lisa [italic] With a Z !🚃

R238, Walters has alzheimer's, so she'll be around for awhile.

I haven't decided yet.

[quote]Walters has alzheimer's, so she'll be around for awhile.

She'll be 93 on September 25th, and I think she's had Alzheimer's for a while, so, no, she's unlikely to be around for very much longer.

93 is young!

Having Alzheimers shortens your life. You can stop eating and swallowing properly, speaking properly, walking, etc. That adds up.

It's possible she may live another 5 years, but...

I hope she's having some kind of meaningful interactions and fun, whatever state she's in.

Do we know for sure she has Alzheimer’s? You can be old and have dementia and slowly but surely deteriorate to the extent that you ultimately need 24 h care, especially at her age, but she has Alzheimer’s for sure or just speculation?

Some of The View gals have said they've spoken to her and she has no idea who they are now.

R252, Some would consider that a blessing.

R246, Her dog Cha-cha died several years ago.

What is the difference between dementia and Alzheimer’s?

R255 Very broadly with Alzheimer’s disease people start loosing their more recent memories and at varying degrees go further back in time and forget more and more of their recent memories. They basically go back to their childhood and then onto death.

Dementia is more complex in that people loose their memories in a different sort of way and it can be caused be numerous diseases as well.

All in all it is a very complex area because it involves the brain but through a series of tests doctors can determine the difference between Alzheimers disease and dementia. Alzheimers is more straight forward in it's decline than dementia. Dementia decline is much more complex.

Both though led to death if something else like cancer, heart disease, COVID or something else doesn't do people in before.

Soapies----->>Robin Strasser (77 years old)....John McCook (78 years old)....Susan Lucci (75 years old).....Walt Wiley (70s)....Leslie Charleston (77 years old)....

Whoever said Estelle Parsons I agree with....The producers said they are trying to get her back for 2 episodes in the upcoming season. ((((LINK))))) I am betting one of them will be her kicking the bucket onscreen.....

[quote]Dementia is more complex in that people loose their memories in a different sort of way

Why does no one seem to know the difference between "lose" and "loose" anymore?

[italic]WHERE IS FAYE DUNAWAY ? ?

R256 They "loose" them, huh?

This is a really depressing thread.

[quote] I hope she's having some kind of meaningful interactions and fun, whatever state she's in.

Me too. I think she's in New York, by the way.

Did Dr Bombay die?

[quote]Some of The View gals have said they've spoken to her and she has no idea who they are now.

Fuck, I'm with these cunts almost every day and I have trouble remembering who they are.

Bernard Fox died in 2016, R264. He also had the distinction of appearing in two different Titanic movies: "A Night to Remember" in 1958 and the James Cameron movie in 1997.

R250, that's just not true. Sure, during the last 2 years or so it becomes very difficult to eat, chew, etc., but for 10-15 years before that...if not longer -- Alzheimer's progresses at a VERY slow rate, mainly because their stress level goes way down when they have no idea what's going on.

Reagan was thought to have it in the last year of his Presidency. He lived another 16 years. Rita Hayworth had trouble remembering her lines as early as 1964 -- and absolutely could not remember them during her last film in 1972 -- she died in 1987. Just two out of many examples.

Judy Tenuta

Again, R267, Barbara Walters, however long she's had Alzheimer's, if she has it, will turn 93 a week from today. Saying that "she'll be around for a while" struck me as very optimistic, especially based on anecdotal evidence regarding others who had Alzheimer's. We know nothing about her current condition.

93 is the new 85.

Laurence Luckinbill will be 88 in November.

Gary Burghoff

R271, And he's not in robust health.

Anita Bryant - 82

When is Dick Cheney gonna kick the bucket. The guy's had about seven heart attacks...

I'm trying to decide whether Charles or Camilla looked worse at the funeral, and still haven't made up my mind. They both look 20 years older than they did last month, and now they've got new jobs to get used to when they're well into retirement age.

It'd put money on one having a heart attack within the year.

R274 - Evil never dies.

Cara Delevingne if she doesn't get herself together and put down the crackpipe.

R274- Back in 1977 instead of throwing the pie in her face he should of

KICKED HER IN THE CUNTBONE

Dick Cavett turns 86 in November and he looks frail.

Aidy Bryant

R280 Dick Cavett has looked frail for 30 years.

R280 - True, but he always did.

R283, too frail to read the post ABOVE HIS.

Zayn Malik, Cara Delevingne

Uh, this is about Celebrities, not Nobodies.

Marianne Faithful

Terrence Malick

Brian De Palma

Martin Scorsese

Paul Schrader

[quote] too frail to read the post ABOVE HIS.

R284 is too neurotic to not get upset someone else had the same thought, and too self-absorbed to not realize not everyone reads a 280 post thread before making a reply to a comment 100 posts earlier.

Bob Barker . . . Come on down!

RuPaul - sadly, this one isn't speculation.

Walters is getting close, because she's nearly bedfast, has no interest or awareness most of the time, and is extremely frail and reduced.

One year at most.

Aren't you supposed to be opening a newly cleaned men's room in a Kum-N-Go service station in southwest Oklahoma, Tyra Sanchez at R292?

Mr. Charles' "condition" is not progressing and shows no sign of taking her.

I don't think anyone picked Charlie Watts of the Rolling Stones. I'll go with Bill Wyman, the bass player. Although Keith Richards always looks like death warmed over, he'll probably still be in the world with the cockroaches after the apocalypse.

Valerie Perrine

R296 - But Val's titties will live on longer, as will mine.

R292, What's wrong with RuPaul?

I'll go with King Charles.

R290. No need to read all the posts. The dude was too lazy to read the one right above his.

Patrick Stewart

R300 continues to showcase his sad stupidity. Yes, I'll hit reply to something I want to respond to but first I'll check if the one immediately preceding mine made the same joke. Jesus Christ, you're a loser. It's a fucking message board, not an eternal tribute to your "wit".

Projecting much?

Wayne Newton is next.

R304, We'll still have his brother, Fig.

And his twin, Thandie Newton.

I dreamed Joanne Woodward died.

R307 - Did you wake up with bloody hands? Might want to call an attorney...

R307, Did you ask for her stuff?

Carrie Delvivigne

Kathi Zeti-Jones

Someone shocking like Jennifer Aniston or Simon Cowell.

Putin.

Johnny Depp. Drug related death.

Amber Heard - faking some sort of attack for publicity but accidentally taking herself out in the process.

Jussie Smollett

Bobby Brown

Jane Fonda

Miss Piggy

R319, you mean Megan McCain?

Meghan Markle. In the conservatory. With the candlestick.

Joe Piscopo. He's on TV hawking chronic pain medication and looks like he barely escaped a grease fire...

Melanie Griffiths (lung cancer)

Barbara Walters

Jimmy Carter

Alec Baldwin

Some forgotten 70s actress (take ur pick)

[quote] This is a really depressing thread.

How surprising!

The thread's title made me think it would be all sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows!

Queen Camilla.

R234 OK then Susan Clark.

R325 - It's my funeral, and I'll cry if I want to!

Judy Davis

Dave Chappelle, from a combo of bad health habits and stress. His face looks 20 years older than the rest of him. Likely from cancer or a cardio-vascular event related to his smoking or use of steroids/testosterone supplements.

Lorna Luft

LIZA with a toe tag

Tina Louise

Somebody, I don't know who, is going to collapse and die on live TV at next years Oscars presentation.

[quote][Melanie Griffiths (lung cancer)

I wouldn't surprised if this happens. Her spawn Dakota also smokes.

R334 Maybe, it will be Viola Davis. She gets nominated for The Woman King, but loses to someone else and storms the stage, but collapses and has a severe stroke.

Viola has lost before and never "stormed the stage"

It's only a fucking movie. It's not like she [Davis] actually ended slavery!

Roberta Flack.

[quote] Dave Chappelle, from a combo of bad health habits and stress. His face looks 20 years older than the rest of him.

Dave Chappelle is 49 and looks 49, IMO.

Robert Blake, the actor acquitted of killing grifter wife Bonnie Bakley. He's now 89. After all that (arrest, trial), his daughter with Bakley was adopted by one of Blake's adult daughters. Wonder why he never tried to raise the daughter himself as he was supposedly obsessed or very fond of the daughter.

I'm guessing that Bakley's family preferred not to have the child raised by the man who killed her mother.

R342 - That would be my guess, too.

I thought Robert Blake died years ago.

Years ago, I went down a rabbit hole on Bonnie B. She’s was a con artist and krazy

Jane Adams

[quote]Jane Adams

The reformer and social worker? She spelled Addams with two D's and died in 1935.

R346 No. The nutty actress.

Julia Gillard, former Australian PM and notorious cunt. Hates the gays with a passion.

Lee Grant - it's her time.

[quote]Lee Grant - it's her time.

Hi, God! Welcome to DL!

Thank you R350. I've only just discovered the site. It's a blast!

Cara bounced back?

Cara Devilgigne

Laverne Cocks. All those hormones.

[quote]Dave Chappelle is 49 and looks 49, IMO

His body looks 39 and his face looks 59, IMO.

What is this NASTY scar across her entire hand?

And she wisely covered her legs, as they were covered with bruises and scrapes at the airport.

R350/R351 - I haven't had this much fun since mimosa brunch with those bitchy eleven apostles. Jude is such a Mary.

Eugenia Cooney, Katie Couric (she has breast cancer from late in life IVF babies), Dump, Joaquin Phoenix (poster child for clinical depression), Babs Walters. All I’ve got for now.

[quote]His body looks 39 and his face looks 59, IMO.

This reminds me of Jakob Dylan whose dad is my contribution to this thread. Although he's in his 80s, Bob has always been a spry old guy, so it will seem "unexpected" to me that the guy full of manic energy who still regularly bikes and boxes will finally be still forever at some point.

Michael Pitt

Marla Gibbs

Lindsay "Kicking the" Buckingham. Good.

Mel Gibson

Deck the Halls (2006)

Poor little rich girl

I don’t know who that is at R40, but that’s fuckin’ scary. Is it a medical condition?

The guy at R72 is hot. Looks Libyan 80s porn star.

Like, not Libyan. Should I blame autocorrect?

Jane Fonda

Dukakis, the gubner

Eva Marie Saint

Youtube is reporting BILL MURRAY is DEAD.....I don't know why this was suggested to me but I thought DL would get a kick out of it....VIDEO...There is a trend on YT for people creating click bait posts of fake deaths...

I've had a bad feeling about Mel Gibson not being long for this world lately. Don't know why.

Barbara Walters.

Britney: car crash or OD or suicide. But not until after the New Year.

Lizzo: onstage heart attack

Cardi B: complications from general anesthesia during one of the several cosmetic procedures she has done at least once a year.

Mel Gibson’s beard doesn’t benefit him.

Gibson looks like an old wino

Judy Tenuta unfortunately.

Whoopi Goldberg

R377 which is fitting because that's what he actually is.

Kanye. And it can’t be soon enough.

Judy Tenuta

Mr. Jimmy, President Carter.

Michael Douglas

Donald Trump, ...Jr.

I love the idea that, by coming up with some kind of thoughtful processes, you can predict who is the next to die. I predict that there is someone who is terribly terminally ill and whose doctors can't come up with any way to keep them alive. They'll die before anyone mentioned here.

Jennie Garth. 100%.

R341 - I think the adoption was due to his declining health and finances. I may be wrong, but I thought Blake was more or less bankrupt, lived with that daughter and had dementia 🤷🏼‍♂️

I agree he seemed obsessed with that child, more in a control way vs love - but I guess by having another daughter adopt her, Blake still “won” in that neither Bonnie or her family got custody.

Christina Crawford (I hear Joan is waiting for her with an axe)

Ann Blyth

Within a week of each other. Oh, the irony.

Stellan Skarsgård

Nooooo! R388. I have always loved him!

R389 - The whole Skarsgard clan is eminently fuckable.

Putin...and it won't be pretty.

When Putin dies everyone will be doing the "Thank You Very Much" number from Scrooge

[quote]Putin...and it won't be pretty.

He should avoid balconies.

Tina. A blind item said she had months to live. A few weeks ago, Cher tweeted she spent a day with he, and that they laughed and reminisced.

R394, I loved her on "Gilligan's Island".

Tina who?

Alan Alda

Katarina "Tina" Skramstadvig-Folkestad, ringmaster of The Great Herring Circus.

Jane Fonda looks quite ill on her Instagram. Poor dear did a video and the entire back of one of her hands was mottled horribly. She has lymphoma and I will cry like a baby when she dies.

Katherine Jackson is still alive or no? Cam anyone tell? Are they doing a "Weekend at Bernie's" thing so Jermaine and whoever else can have their child support paid? All these things and less I do so ponder.

Jennifer Coolidge looked like a walking heart attack who could barely walk oddly enough at the Emmys. I actually like her and hope she's alright.

Dwayne Johnson is slimming down. Hmmmmmm.....

Anthony Fauci will die of Covid.

Claude Lelouch

Anouk Aimee

Isabelle Huppert

Melinda Frangelista

Charo

One of the singers from Silver Convention.

This reminded me of how much I miss the ridiculous Olivia de Havilland threads.

Julia Gillard - cunt cancer

David Crosby

Joyce Wildenstein...but no one will notice.

R400, most people who have died of Covid since the vaccine are Republicans who refuse to get vaccinated

There are probably far left hippie types who are anti-vax who have died of covid.

I also think if RFK Jr died of covid, the Kennedys and Cheryl Hines would probably cover it up.

That blond girl who was very popular on American Bandstand in the ‘70’s.

David Geffen

R410, actual studies have proved more Republicans died than Democrats. And most "hippies" are not against vaccines

Donald Sutherland

R414, I just started “Mr Harrigan’s Phone” on Netflix and came here to post that.

R415 I watched it last night. I hope I’m wrong.

Don't consider dementia to be a sign of impending death. It often goes on for years and years, though there's a quick crash before death. Consider Ronald Reagan, who was non-compos mantis for the last 25 years of his life. And Donald Trump, who has been senile since the 1980s.

Johnny Mathis

Gloria Steinem

Fran Leibowitz

Kathy Griffin

Gene Hackman

Harrison Ford

Clint Eastwood

Clint Eastwood is going to live another twenty years and subject us to a dozen more awful movies before he dies.

Why can’t be a pothead who can’t fly planes instead of Harrison Ford?

I’m nominating that queen who demoted her grandchildren.

Hope I'm wrong but President Zelensky needs to be very careful. I would think b y now Putin's top priority is to assassinate him.

R423 an create a martyr that'll galvanize even more support for Ukraine. That ship has sailed.

Dick Van Dyke... and no one will care.

William Shatner who is older than shit.

Kyra Sedgwick

R426 he looks damn good though and does not act, walk, talk, etc like someone anywhere near his age.

Of course he (like anyone) could still drop dead tomorrow but my moneys not on that.

Bill O’Reilly looks and sounds like he’s gotten the Big C.

[quote]Dick Van Dyke... and no one will care.

What a stupid remark.

Diane Ladd & Bruce Dern within 6 months of each other.

Poor Laura.

^^^ I hope Laura will have a good alibi.

Ellen

R12 wins

Yes, R434, R12 wins. It was time.

Carol Burnett.

She seems OK but she's the type where she's going to go all of a sudden on us.

Eva Marie Saint who's a year older than the recently departed Angela Lansbury. In 1962s All Fall Down Saint played the teacher impregnated by Warren Beatty and Lansbury played Beatty's mother

I'm sure this has already been mentioned, but I think Jimmy Carter. I had a mini-premonition yesterday about Angela going, and I was sadly correct. Not saying I'm right about him either.

Maggie Smith.

Marisa Pavan

Terry Moore

Nancy Olson

Don Murray

Russ Tamblyn

Julie Christie

Rita Tushingham

Rupert Murdoch!!!! Please!!!!!

Linda Rondstadt

Kanye ( YE, Yeezy ) ?

Please

Brandy

Trump.

Save Democracy, God, call him home to whatever awaits him!

[quote]Russ Tamblyn

Michael Callan, who originated Russ Tamblyn's "West Side Story" role as Riff in the original Broadway production, just died at age 87.

R48 who is Joyce Wildenstein?

That was for R408

Alex Jones

Is Teri Garr still with us?

We should wrap Dolly Parton in bubble wrap so that nothing happens to her.

R450, I wish

Trini Lopez

Joe Locke, hopefully

Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough. Murder/suicide on air for ratings.

Trini Lopez died from Covid-19 a couple years ago

Jeremy Irons

I hate to say it but... Brandi.

[quote]I hate to say it but... Brandi.

She's a fine girl!

Gladys Knight

Since the task was about unexpected deaths, I will say Aimee Mann.

Phil Collins

An original cast member from L.A. Law.

Are we due for another Celebrity Rehab death or another Glee death?

R464 - Just the one?

Yoko OH NO!

R465 I was thinking the same. Someone young and unexpected.

Julie Andrews

Blake Lively- maternal death

Brad Pitt.

Angelina Jolie

Lana Wood

Henry Kissinger

We were all wrong, it's Robbie Coltrane. RIP.

Vanessa Redgrave - has less than 20% lung capacity.

R460 - what a good wife she would be!

r446 - God can't call him home (that's someone else's job). God can send him home (the sooner-the-better).

Harry Belafonte

Kathy Griffin - that busted lung

The latest pics of Johnny Depl show the bloated abdomen, skinny legs, and decaying face alcoholics get when they go into liver disease.

Whitney Houston looked similar in her last year's, but not as bad as Depp 2022!

I’m thinking Tina Turner or Jamie Farr.

R482 Why would Tina Turner be unexpected? She'll be 83 next month.

R483

R482 Never said Turner's death was unexpected. Merely predicted.

What older celebrities are suddenly selling off their real estate? That’s always a sleuth way to tell (well either impending death or divorce, but usually one can tell the difference).

Frankie Valli

r485 Linda Gray is selling her nice Californian home of decades.

Kareem Abdul Jabar is only 75, but doesn't look well.

R487 - I believe Linda Gray has been single for 40 years, and she's 82. She probably doesn't want a huge house to ramble around in by herself at her old age. As my friend always said, "just more to clean." Many people downsize when they become elderly.

One of the six Brady kids wouldn’t surprise me, just statistically as they’re all in their 60s now with Greg pushing 70.

^ Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

R484 from OP post "I'm not thinking of the older, expected deaths. I'm thinking of the random ones that shouldn't necessarily drop at their age."

I know this is about "younger" celebs, but it's just occurred to me that there are no longer any major centenarian celebrities. Olivia de Havilland, Kirk Douglas and Vera Lynn are all gone. Kissinger will become one if he hangs on for a few more months.

[quote]Kareem Abdul Jabar is only 75, but doesn't look well.

Nobody looks too great at 75.

R493, Norman Lear just turned 100 in July.

Lindsay Buckingham just canceled his tour, so…

R494 - I just fucking Queen Consort and never looked better, you bloody arsehole.

Putin. Someone on the inside will take him out.

Jon Peters

R488, Jabar looks a lot better than Cuba Gooding Jr., who's only 53.

I guess he's drinking himself to death...

Damn, Cuba looks like 10 miles of bad road

R500 yeah who says black don’t crack. OJ looks better than him.

Zac Efron

Brandy or Ray J, or both.

Jeff Bridges. He just came through a tough battle with cancer, and while he was doing chemo he caught COVID. He battled back from both, but he is in frail health. Yes, I know he is in some atrocious TV series called The Old Man. But he's definitely on my list.

Steven Spielberg is not a well man. I think he had his kidney removed. And then there's Warren Beatty. Michael Douglas And Kathleen Turner. THose are mine.

Eldergays will remember ex-Tarzan star Ron Ely. He's been out of sight for about 6 years, and then 2 years ago his son stabbed his wife. And it sounds like maybe Ely wasn't in control of things at that time, so who knows how much longer he'll be around.

He was the classic definition of a HOT DADDY...

James Brolin

I'm amazed that Babs hasn't already driven him to the grave.

James, I want the vase moved two inches to the left please. Now!!!

Look you've got Jane Fonda, Gloria Steinem, and Rita Moreno as well as Sophia Loren in their mid to late 80's and in Rita's case she is 90+. So get ready for that lot.

George Foreman, the boxer. He's 73 (not that old), but we haven't heard from him for quite some time. I feel like, if he were healthy, we'd be hearing from him (some new mini-sized grill or something). He's also taken a lot of blows as a boxer.

Patricia Routledge is getting up there and now she’s in a care home.

Patricia Routledge is 93.

Tom Skerritt

Patricia Clarkson

John C. Reily

Last time I saw a picture of him, Tom Skerritt looked pretty good for his age

Tom Skerritt has looked 65 years old since the 80s.

R516 is he still hot?

This looks like 65?

r512 I never knew she was in a care home?

Ursula Andress, Robert Wagner and Gena Rowlnds are other names I will throw into the mix.

Ben Affleck

520 I concur with Gena Rowlands. She does not look well.

I thought Ursula Andress died years ago

Muriel

Little Steven

Luke Wilson

R522 All that booze she drank with dead husband John has preserved Ms. Rowlands much longer than her natural lifespan intended.

R526 I've hard numerous stories from people who have met Gena saying how lovely she was but she stunk of booze.

Connie Stevens

To those on DL, 89 year old Tom Skerritt could pass for 65.

I know too much booze and smoking cigarettes is supposed to kill you. But my BFF's aunt smoked and drank like every day was New Year's Eve, and lived to be 88 yrs old. At the end, I think she had oxygen for the last 6-7 yrs. of her life, but Aunt Bette was vain and kept her weight down, and dressed well, dyed her hair champagne blonde, wore make up that was as heavy as spackling, and decked out in every piece of costume jewelry she owned, she went to tea dances and flirted with men till the end. She had two small dogs, and she walked them three or four times a day. She lived in a Florida retirement community. Visited my friend's family in Chicago for three months a year during hurricane season.

Stella Stevens

Jack

Sir Derek?

There is going to be a tidal wave of old film and TV personalities biting the dust in a short span of time. The sheer number of deaths will be overwhelming, so fasten your tsunami belts.

Rula Lenska

Petula Clark

Lulu

Lola Falana

r534 When will this tsunami start?

Why is Jane Adams nutty?

Didn't she play Mel, Niles' mean fiancee?

I think Britney might go.....

Please let Chuck Grassley go to his heavenly reckoning.

Diane Feinstein

Mitch McTurtle

R536 Angel dearest, it will be your Christmas present this year. The tsunami will then continue to flood well into 2023.

r540 I dont see it as a blessing or gift.I actually thought you were going to say it started with the death of Queen Elizabeth II

What has RuPaul got?

That you haven't got?

Football Hall of Famer Charley Trippi just died at 100

[quote] What has RuPaul got?

Cunt cancer

Pia Zadora. I just—feel it (?).

Rupaul has anal cancer? Prostate cancer?

Seeiously, no jokes...what's the situation?

Watch for December, a lot of them die around Christmas.

I've heard that a lot of people tend to hang on and make it to Christmas but die shortly afterward. Betty White died last December 31st, a little over two weeks before what would have been her 100th birthday,

R549: George Michael, Natalie Cole, and on and on…

[quote] Watch for December, a lot of them die around Christmas.

And each time, and angel gets its wings.

Kim Zolciak while giving birth to her ninth child

I forget what twee I am. What is a twee?

R529 must be 20 years old. Skerritt could pass for 75 maybe, but 65? Absolutely no way...

Have any celebrities disappeared from the public eye recently?

Britney Spears

R554 missed the joke.

Chevy Chase seems like he's on his last legs. 78 and he can hardly catch his breath...

Mama June. How many sketti casseroles will the neighbors bring over?`

Her.

Stacy Keach

R503 why Zac Efron?

R562 - Because he and I are seriously dating, allegedly.

Janet Suzman

Sarah Miles

Samantha Eagger

Katherine Ross

Paula Pretniss

Marsha Mason

Susan Clark

Woody Allen

Richard Dreyfuss

Robert De Niro

Jon Voight

Maggie Smith

Barbara Barrie

R119 He had a very close shave with Bill Murray.

Woody Allen’s parents lived to 96 and 101, so good chance he’ll make it to the century mark.

Jane Fonda is not well. She has lymphoma.

Duh R567.

Oprah Winfrey

Hollywood. All of it and everyone. Thread closed.

VAnessa Redgrave. I love her.

You can count Barbara Eden OFF the death pool -- she's going strong at 90, signing autographs -- signing her Jeannie Bottles(!), with very legible handwriting at that. Compare her's to poor Tim Curry's -- who can be seen near the end of the video. In between there's Jerry Mather's looking okay for his age, but bored out of his gourd (gee, Dad's gonna be sore when he gets home!) -- and Catherine Bach, who looks quite good, especially compared to pillow-faced Heather Thomas...

Barbara Eden's about 2 minutes in. Lou "Huh?" Ferrigno about 3:30 in, followed by Karen Gassle from "Little House AT the Prarie" (the tubbo doing the video's not too bright), Catherine Bach at 6 minutes, then puffy, silicone-injected Heather Thomas at 9:30 in to the clip.

That "Hollywood Show" at R572 looks like a remake of "House of Wax."

Bill Murray - his career anyway

R572 - I could've sworn Tim Curry died a few years ago. I guess he belongs in a certain other current thread...

Barry Gordy died

R575, Tim Curry had a massive stroke,and seems to be pretty much disabled.

Berry Gordy died?!

Barry Gordy is very much alive. He is in his 80's but, hey.

Berry Gordy's brother died yesterday. I assume R576 saw that news but didn't read the headline carefully enough.

[quote]Berry Gordy's brother died yesterday. I assume R576 saw that news but didn't read the headline carefully enough.

Not surprising considering that he doesn't know Berry Gordy's first name.

Was Leslie Jordan on anyone's list?

Matthew Perry almost died in 2018. Says he's spent 9 MILLION on rehab...

I give him six months to a year.

R583 - Think of all the Darfur orphans he could given that money to instead. He won't be there for you.

I'm glad that he's not taking 50 Vicodins a day, at least

It’s been a while since I’ve read an autobiography, but I’m interested in Matthew Perry’s story. I think he’s gone through hell.

Anjanette Comer

June Lockhart

Lassie

Mr. Feeny

[quote]Lassie

R589 thinks the same collie has played Lassie since the 1940s.

Pete Buttigieg

R592 Is a Trumpster.

Joan Collins will never see 90.

Oh please. Dame Joan is gonna see the next Ice Age.

It pains me to type this, because I wish he could go on forever, but, Michael Caine.

^ If Caine could survive "Jaws 4", "The Swarm", and "Beyond the Poseidon Adventure" then nothing's gonna take him down.

Kanye.

Pat Boone

Cary Elwes (just a premonition)