Jack Grealish, Part 17 - Do America, Take 2

Looks like Jack's spent a bit of social time with the lesbian Lionesses of the England squad this summer, playing a few Key Stage 1 level games.

Bit sexist, that, making the womens' team do the work of keeping an eye on Jack and keeping him occupied, while the other lads are too busy with their training to attend to his needs. SGP Ladies' is not a kindergarten, nor a shelter for wayward stupid whores, yenno. Just because they're women, doesn't mean they want to look after a manboy.

Well, suppose Declan was helping out with Jack, too, so there's that. That day he must have drawn the short straw, or he just wanted a breather from training (i.e. the drama of Mason & Jarrod catfighting over him).

I never visit the fangurl threads, but I really enjoy these.

R2 thank you bab!! We always have a belter in these threads don't we?

Jack would spend every second of every day with a strong tongue in his hole if he could, but there's football to play and jeroboams to down as well so he's got to pace himself..

Whoever said 'fuck-Me eyes' in a previous thread...;)

Even an ice-bath can't take the edge off for poor Jack when he goes into heat..

R2 Same here, OP sure has a way with words!

R5 and thank you too love! These threads are a naughty giggle in too-serious times, I hope :D

Really, it's Jack who makes it easy to write entertaining filth. He's born to be the centre of sexual attention, innhe?

R6, oh my!

Pep gave Jack the equivalent of a Wet T-shirt drenching as a first-day back prank. Guess Baldiola wanted to see those cute little nips harden up and that body shaking..

Link to previous thread for those wanting to catch up, before we forget:

Jack's defo thrilled to see Kalvin join City. An even fitter and prettier England lad than the ones already there!

Plus Kal's so decent and naive, which makes him just the ideal little project to work on. Jack will have Kal railing him like a champ before Spring.

With the other big new signing in Erling Haaland, however, Jack's playing the coy and passive approach. It's easier with the foreign lads to let them come to him--cultural differences, yenno, and that they don't know exactly what he's like and haven't got expectations about fucking him within five minutes of meeting.

also OT but in these Liverpool pre-season matches Jordan's bulge is looking delicious (⊃◜⌓◝⊂) Jack is sauuuuuuur lucky

Phillips said Walker and Stones helped convince him to go to City by telling him about all the great and unique things about the club. Wonder if they used the club's resident fuck toy as an added incentive.

R13 oh absolutely yes! How many other clubs can boast of having a free-use slut as a starting first team member? Our Jack's a selling point yenno...

Jack's happy with his character-rendering this time on FIFA 23 :P

Didn't know he was gonna be an ambassador for the game this year. Suppose he plays enough videogames to warrant it (where he gets time for video-gaming between shagathons and training and binges I do not know)

Jack didn't know what to do with himself when the pranky camp greeter for the first-day-back at City complimented Jack on his "fabulously symmetrical face". Of course, Jack is used to being flattered for his looks, but he prefers such compliments to come from hunky alpha athletic types more masculine than he is.

Do we reckon Jack still abides by or even thinks about that now-infamous Tweet he made back in 2015?

[quote] Things are to be used and people are to be loved. But the problem in today's world is that people are used and things are loved.

Coming from him as the fresh-faced 19-year old hometown starlet he was back then, it raised a few eyebrows. Reading it now, it's...well.

In the latest England game, poor Jack gets whacked hard in the head by Lucy Bronze. He's only got a few braincells left, we've got to be careful!

The bond and dynamic Jack seems to have with England womens' veteran and former captain Jill Scott is really sweet. She's almost like a warm, kind and encouraging Auntie, teacher or a mother to him. Or maybe it's not her age and maternalism he feels comforted by, but her accent, so similar to Hendo's...

The little slut finally said it to the world.

R19!!!!!

so it's confirmed he's into CBT....sweating thinking about how gorge he'd look in a humbler....that pretty body in pain...

Here's Jack's latest tik tok, which he shot at a team dinner. Sitting across from De bruyne.

R21 ugh that desperate bimbo giggling at Haaland🙄he’ll end up nailing you to the Etihad floor anyway, Jack, you don’t need to try so hard baby! Erling’s a bit weird looking but he’s tall and strong with long fingers, so that bodes well for Jack...

And yeah Jack absolutely elbowed his teammates out of the way so he could sit across from Kev and Kal In touching distance. Perfect position for a double foot job, or better still to crawl under the table and get that mouth warmed up ready for Haaland’s initiation orgy later on (a concubine’s work is never done..)

Love the new 3rd kit, also, it’s giving Dennis The Menace. As a side-bonus, it means Jack can relive his Man United fantasy when wearing it (he was a Man U/Liverpool fan as a kid🤭)

Jack’s been fighting on the pitch again. Not getting it rough and hard enough at home, sweetheart?

Jack frolicing in the pool.

R24 ooft that Houston hotel(?) better have drained the hot tub after they got out..

Latest trivia out of City pre-season: we learn that Jack affectionately calls Bernardo Silva a 'teletubby'.

Hmm, then Silva isn't Jack's fave cock to jump on at City? Either that, or it's meant as a flirty nickname, according to the bizarre child-like logic of Our Jack. Suppose Teletubbies' routine formula of primary colours and baby-alien speak and giggling empty plotless inanity must have left an impression on Jack in toddlerdom. Or recently, who knows--he has to have something to watch on the plane when no-one's allowed to leave their seat to fuck in the bathroom.

not Sash falling over on her hike through the Hollywood hills and putting it online😂(on her very much solo Independent Woman holiday)

are her & Jack having a contest to see who the biggest bimbo is? Jack is impossible to beat💭

I wonder how Sasha reacts if she's allowed to be around when Jack is hanging out with one of his faves like Jordan Henderson or Kevin De Bruyne?

R28 ooh fascinating thought...is she even allowed around to Jack's flat on boys' nights and lads' dates at all? Reckon Jack locks her out and gets someone else to go over to hers or take her to dinner/shopping/whatever.

Ymmv but I imagine if she is ever in the same vicinity as one of Jack's suitors (even a stupid self-centred sex addict like Jack must recognise that's a bad idea), it's all quite cordial . And boring. Sasha is quite close with Jack's family and agent, so she'll no doubt report back like a good little soldier if she witnesses any funny business and Jack will get in the absolute neck from his entire team. So on those occasions when Sash does gatecrash, frustrated pouty Jack's got to stay in his own space with his hands to himself and refrain from stripping off to climb his boyfriend or one of his regulars like a cat up a tree in front of her.

^^tbf Sasha isn't even going to need to curfew and punish Jack this go around on the slut-carousel, because Hendo will end up doing it for her once he sees pics of Jack washing Kevin's hair. Jordan is gonna go apeshit with jealousy, and Mr. 'Can I Speak' will be dust. RIP Jack you had a hot p*ssy but it couldn't live forever...

Am curious to know what Jack's little Toys R'Us bead bracelets say, by the by. I assume that either a kid fan or his disabled sister Hollie made them for him.

A mysterious electrical storm has caused a game-in-progress between City & Bayern to be halted.

Perhaps the intensity of Jack's sexual magnetism caused an ionic surge in the atmosphere and knocked out all the power?

Looking back at the tapes, Jack's little set-to with Ochoa looks so catty and silly. One thing Jack will never allow himself to be on our screens is irrelevant!

Didn't think goalkeepers did much for Jack, either, but after that there was clearly some blood rushing to his face and a a thumping pulse in his needy hole.

You may have a point R31 going by these pics, especially the first 2, from last night.

R33 that second one!!! What an incorrigible slag. All but sliding onto Erling's cock in full view of a packed stadium with cameras.

In the latest INSIDE CITY content, Jack once again gets tits and legs out bare for the world to have a shufti at, without so much as a blush or a titter of modest. And in front of innocent children's eyes, no less.

*Beyonce voice* Sleazy put some clothes on, I told ya...you nasty, you trashy, you classless girl....

Baby got the majority vote for Man Of The Match at the Bayern game🏆‘Twas only an exhibition match, but all the same, it gave some lucky Americans a chance to see our slut in fine fettle and form.

Jack seems *very* keen to assist Haaland in any way he can.

Hope Jack's cheering on the Lionesses in their Euros semi tomorrow!

And I'm sure he is, basically being the pesky idiot little brother to the Womens' team...

Erling says he already "likes the vibe" he's getting from Jack.

Yeah, I'll just bet you do, big man! Who doesn't love partnering with a messy, anything-goes party slut?

So apparently Jack now carpools with Erling and they’ve become instantly close🤭

Is Hendo ok with that...? Is Kevin?

Just like Sasha has, Hendo and Kevin and soon Haaland will have to accept Jack for what he is.

R40 indeed!

Jack is a homie-hopper and if you're one of his men there's nothing to do but vibe with it and hope he keeps you on the roster...

Well well, thanks to the drizzly and theatrical Bayern friendly, reckon I've found the GIF to open our next thread when the time inevitably comes (let it not be for another 50 replies though please, abeg Muriel :/)

Really hope someone's putting Jack on his back and opening him up twice a day minimum. Care and feeding of a slut is a huge responsibility!

Funny that Jack’s called it on with Miguel Almiron, a Newcastle player. Now Jack & Hendo have yet another thing in common—a dislike for the Toon...

Pep....? Please explain why Jack & Ruben were having a giggly moment in training....kicking the balls at each other's dicks....?

Is this what kink is?

emotionally preparing for the Womens' Euros Final be like

leg hemline right at the labia level obvs...

Aaron Rodgers invading Jack's territory by chatting up Haaland and Kevin de Bruyne.

^^’invading *Jack’s* territory’?🤣

Reckon the City boys were collectively more concerned that Mr. Green 19 would be invading their Slut’s territory if you know what I mean🥅

What’s the betting the lads all told Jack the wrong diary day for Aaron’s visit, so they could be sure Aaron couldn’t whisk Jack away for a long weekend of rampant humping? It’s not like Jack takes any convincing when there’s a fresh exciting new cock on offer..

Jack is really photogenic. He's like the Ricky Martin of sports. A photographer's dream.

Man City starts their season Sunday vs. West Ham. Will Jack be starting? If so will he get all slutty if Haaland or de Bruyne, or Foden, or pretty much anyone else for Man City scores a goal?

R50 Jack won't start much. Not often got the energy to run around for a full 90 after servicing all the lads first, has he? Football is secondary to fucking. And yes, goal=hole is customary motivation for Jack's teammates and has been for years, whether at City, Villa or England.

All Citizen eyes for this new season will be on the latest acquisition, Kal Philips. How soon will Kal get the ball in the net and thereby earn his first taste of Jack?

Reckon Jack's still licking his wounds after the Community Shield spanking he got from Liverpool.

Trent came back to League football refreshed and ready to kick lumps out of Jack for being a bimbo whore and making England look trashy. As he should! Someone's got to keep up the standards that Skipper Hendo so judiciously sets (and someone's got to challenge and break them, too, but don't tell Trent that..)

Teenaged Brummie wunderkind Jude Bellingham reckons Jack is the 'biggest moaner' on the England senior mens' squad....

Someone protect this virgin child's ears! He should not be exposed to Jack's filthy activities, even if they are happening only a shower cubicle or a locker away! Hendo needs to make sure Jude is put down to nap with a bottle somewhere quiet and safe away from potential debauchery at SGP! And long before Jack is allowed to come to Jordan for his own needs to suck and whine and get fed and stroked...

Hendo looked on highest alert and hovered ready to intervene whenever Trent & Jack got too close during the Community Shield clash. He's obviously dealt with them catfighting and carrying on jealously many a time before.

Now that I know that he carries a purse in public, my interest has withered.

R55 wym bab Jack’s been femme all his life hasn’t he? Likes pretty jewellery and womens’ fit jeans and statement bags. Plus the way his body looks with its delicate curves and the way he always flounces around or acts sultry to get what he wants👸

Only things masc about him are that he likes a fight and his legs are big & hairy. Beyond that he’s just a femme and that’s why we love him enit?

Villa haters even used to call him Joke Girlish btw, which was a bit homophobic and misogynistic of them really—have they seen how tough and serious female footballers are?

He never misses an opportunity to show his butt through his tight shorts. He is one horny slut.

R57 Jack knows his worth and wants to share it with the world. Can’t argue with that can we😘🍑

Seems as if even the most loveable professional slut can get into bother, though—Pep is threatening to tell on Jack to Gareth Southgate, and take away Jack’s precious boyfriend time with Hendo, if Jack doesn’t buck up and put in harder shifts at City (duties which we assume include warming and polishing off his teammates cocks before and midway through each match)

R56, I'm sure one reason he's up for fighting is that there's a thin line between aggressive violent energy and aggressive sexual energy.

The Guardian ships Hendo/Jack then😏🙏 and they understood the assignment when it comes to profiling our sweet silly slut..

[quote] It was in May this year that we in Britain reached peak Himbo. Standing next to a board-mounted map of our island, stoical England Vice-captain, Jordan Henderson, beckoned over his teammate Jack Grealish to verify an answer to a quiz he’d taken part in. “I had to guess where you’re from,” said Henderson to Grealish. “I want you to put [a playing counter] where you’re from, on this map.” Grealish had strolled over with a puppyish grin, but it soon became clear that locating Solihull, Birmingham—where he was born—was beyond him. The host of the quiz prompted: “Originally,” as if speaking to an infant, or someone hard of hearing from the local nursing home, “where you’re originally from.” But Grealish remained dumbstruck, “huh?” Then he gestured to the map, turned to Henderson and uttered the immortal line, “what is that, England?”, while everyone around him collapsed in hysterics.

[quote] When Grealish was caught out, he didn’t sulk, bluster, try to save face, or get defensive – he laughed along. He’s happy because his mates are happy. He doesn’t care about looking silly on camera to millions of viewers, because he’s so confident in his popularity, and in the special skills he does possess: a) being one of the country’s all-time most expensive footballers, and; b) being able to break Instagram posting topless selfies in a jacuzzi to his 5.2m followers. Grealish, for all the mocking of his mental faculties, was once said by his former Aston Villa manager Dean Smith to be an “encyclopedia of football”. When this was quoted back to Grealish during a later interview, he blinked prettily and open-mouthed at the journalist from beneath his hairband, and with no self-consciousness asked: “A what? I dunno what that means.”

[quote] Grealish might be pretty stupid, but he is also stupidly pretty. This combination is what makes the archetypal himbo – a word coined by a Washington Post journalist in 1988, to refer to a male version of the bimbo (albeit without the sexist connotation). Back then, Arnold Schwarzenegger or Fabio would have been your classic himbos, but to be a himbo in 2022, having a great tan and a low IQ is not enough – you must also be entirely lacking in guile, free from jealousy and immune to bad vibes. “A himbo is handsome, muscular and not smart enough to manipulate or gaslight,” says Ashley Ogawa Clarke, the deputy editor of men’s style bible Mr Porter. “It’s an appealing masculinity without the threatening toxicity: a hunk with a heart, or a Love Island boy with fewer red flags.”

[quote] There have been some huge cultural shifts around toxic masculinity of late; now the time is right to rewrite the rules on what makes for a decent bloke. For decades, films and TV shows portrayed the archetypal nerd as heroic, a safe space for women who were being treated badly by bullying jocks. But these days nerds – with their warped “incel” message boards, sadistic startup mentality and mansplaining tendencies – are at least as toxic as any other guy, if not more so. The himbo acts as a counterpoint – a return to traditional masculine sexiness (muscles, tan, hunkiness), but with the more problematic aspects stripped out. Himbos are an oasis of simple, ego-free charm and largesse in an era where cruelty is at a premium. Himbos’ moment might also come from the way nerds have seized the mechanisms of power, and made the world so unfathomably complex that its workings can seem beyond the grasp of us mere mortals. Rather than try to solve impossible riddles such as climate change and housing bubbles, himbos have got it figured out—living in the moment, blissful in their adorable ignorance of the world’s many crushing woes. A spray tan, a warm and big but blindingly bleached smile, some neon garms, and an empty relaxed mind are one needs to go on.

Baldiola is saying he's attributing Haaland's second goal vs. West Ham to Jack, who got the assist.

Pep, mate...I don't think that's how it works...though we appreciate your chivalrous determination to bend the rules to make a pretty princess happy...

The gaffer also subbed off Erling after he scored a brace?? Why???? Look Pep I know you're the genius successful manager legend and I'm just the idiot forum poster fanperson online but....the logic is escaping me here big man :/

For R57:

[quote] I'm sure one reason he's up for fighting is that there's a thin line between aggressive violent energy and aggressive sexual energy.

R59 like many hardcore sluts, poor Jack's got a few wires crossed when it comes to matters of pleasure & intimacy. He likes it a bit too much when a bloke yells at him and kicks him and slaps him and pulls his hair with enough force to rip out strands, like Romeu did. Makes him absolutely wild and frothing with lust.

There's nothing wrong with occasional kink to spice things up, but when you need it more than regularly and seek it out compulsively, maybe you're spiralling or you need to have a look at what you're avoiding (that perhaps has less to do with love and sex, and more to do with general emotions and mood). Doesn't help that almost everyone expects Jack to be highly promiscuous, both at work and at play.

That's why Hendo is so good and important for Jack's sex life. Jordan can and will push Jack around a bit when Jack really needs it, but more often he'll convince Jack to slow it all down, let himself relax, be gentle and present to both receive and give foreplay, engage in more or less vanilla lovemaking (wholesome by Jack's yardstick, anyway), even cry a bit sometimes. It's about vulnerability for them, because they're solid and want to stay connected.

Now Jack’s in trouble again for fighting...with social media fansites😔🙄

Glorified bloggers posting nerdy little screeds with their pasty weak fingers from their attics aren’t going to give you the shagging and seeing to you want, baby..

Our little princess was looking pretty but skinny yesterday.

I'm sure the squad were lining up to fill up his mouth though.