Jack Grealish, Part 16 - Do America

whore (affectionate)

Jack’s been working with famous personal trainer to the stars Jamie Velocity.

Wonder if the cool-downs involved a lot of shagging...

Jamie defo seems interested...

With a gimmick name like ‘Velocity’, he better be able to deliver enough speed and power to live up to it and slake Jack’s need...

being very normal about jack in his cks and short shorts and gay little schoolgirl socks and nothing else

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OP found a hot pic

R6 we try our best, babes!

Jack taking a match of tennis football doubles very seriously, but not so seriously he doesn't forget to make sure he's revealing leg.

R8 Jack must have been feeling inspired by Wimbledon...and all the fit lads out on the courts like Liam Broady who’ve been sliding in DMs...

Ofc Jack played in a doubles with Little Phil—City girlies always together obviously!!! 👭It’s interesting to see their dynamic with City old-timer Kyle Walker, who doesn’t let them get away with much nonsense (and least not without a tap on the nose) and seems curiously immune to Jack’s wiles (not so for poor pathetic Harry Maguire, simping on the sidelines)

Loved also how Stonesy declined to join in this Man City heavy match, because he preferred to spectate off-camera holding hands with his England boyfriend Jordan Pickford instead. Awwww💙

^^England senior and Prem Captain Conor Coady, the only player in his home stadium (Wolverhampton) at the time of filming the above, was a very gracious host and opponent, even letting Jack whinge to the ref, throw a tantrum, and nick undeserved points. Perhaps Conor gives Jack’s brattiness such a lot of leeway because of his affection for Jack’s old Villa teammate Tyrone Mings (Con & Ty are inseparable).

Somehow I doubt Hendo, the Skippers’ Skipper, would similarly allow Jack to brag and play up and act so ingraciously on camera, and somehow I doubt Jack would dare do it if Hendo were there...

Kalvin Phillips' welcome episode of INSIDE CITY, posted a few days ago, already has half the likes and views of Jack's, uploaded almost a year ago.

More of that arse, this time sweaty and close-up...

Jack never happier than when surrounded by balls!

And they say only virgins can wear white...

More pap-seeding of JackSash on their Grecian jolly, which exactly nobody asked for...

Jack trying to tug a ring(?) OFF his finger as they pointedly avoid eye contact and orient themselves away from each other physically despite sitting next to one another on a golf buggy?💸⌛️📉yep this will defo sell the relationship!

Sasha’s bubblegum-pink plastic heels look like they were designed by Asda for a little girl to wear but I’m sure they’re high-end designer and dear so🏍

Jack and Sasha's body language screams cousins or acquaintances.

I don't care how long you've been with someone... on holiday, in the sunshine, just the two of you, a real couple will give off some sort of vibe of attraction.

Whatever reasons each of them have for staying in this relationship, I doubt romance or passion or attraction feature very highly.

R16 yes exactly! It’s obvious to everyone that Jack feels at most platonically about Sasha.

Now, to be fair, I don’t doubt that he really does ‘love’ her—he must appreciate her and value her presence in his life in some way, after a decade of sharing their lives and supporting one another—but it’s the way you love a loyal sister or a hag or a particularly good sweet carer/minder. Jack’s family have known Sasha since she was a local young girl-next-door, and know and trust her and her family as much as their own, so I’m sure that has a lot to do with the continuing partnership of her & Jack. With so much cold-blooded money and business deals in the football world, it must help enormously to have grounding influences around that one knows are trustworthy (either that, or Sash and the Attwoods are sitting on too much valuable blackmail material...)

Trotted out for the stereotypical couple’s activities, Jack just always looks so awkward, checked out and uninspired with her, and vice versa; it’s all in the eyes, which for both always look far away and somewhere else (with someone else). They clearly don’t like doing this with one another, but it’s not mere media-shyness for either as some might imply (we know Jack LOVES a camera, and Sash is a pro model/Instagrammer). Ymmv but I get the impression that the real and rare quality time they spend together is probably a lot less photogenic and in no way romantic, like having a cute pally giggle at LOVE ISLAND while dressed in days-old joggers and onesies and munching crisps sat at seperate ends of the sofa.

The saddest part about the media pushing them as a super-hot-for-each-other nouveau Posh & Becks is that it will probably ruin or at least dent whatever comfortable siblingship or friendship or support-system they actually do have. Ten years is a long time to be someone’s known faithful companion, especially since childhood, and even if it’s not the kind of bond that the press insist it is and not the kind we’d expect of a footballer & WAG, it’s still a human tie that means something.

All the same, everyday people aren’t quite that stupid (not even all readers of The S*n), and most can intuit that there’s a huge difference between the intimacy of the familiar/domestic and the mysterious/erotic. This is never more apparent than when Jack & Sash have public ‘date’ or when they joint-post on social media.

^^hmmm ok, I will admit that their matching Alhambra VC&A bracelet/pendants (Jack’s carnelian, Sasha’s cobalt) are an adorable touch, and if I were several clicks less smart I might buy that they were proof of some romantic sentiment. As it is, I think they just both share a taste in girly twee sparkly things.

As for the rest of Sasha’s attire, I always find myself wanting to grab her, scrub her up, and put her in more elegant and mature outfits. She’s 27, loaded, and a professional catalogue model who professes to want to become a mother and an activist, but she still dresses like a 19-year old yachter on the make.

If it’s true that one must dress for where they want to be in life, then this stage in Sasha’s career, she’s at least got to get rid of the Pretty Woman hooker boots, the Daisy Dukes, and the ratchet acrylics & cheap market-stall jewellery (she literally has a diamanté necklace that spells ‘Sasha’...no I’m not messing). The bodice tops she favours could be alright, if she paired them with long flowy skirts and a nice court or sandal, or with smart fitted suit trousers or jodhpurs with Chelsea boots in the winter. Not saying no skin or Pioneer Prude, either—just not everything out all at once (a lesson Jack could also stand to learn).

And imagine what wonders a French manicure, a dark chestnut dye, and some tasteful tiny drop earrings could do for her general look. She’s a pro-model, for goodness’ sake! I want more and better from her—bias-cut maxi gowns, androgynous ruffle shirts, cashmere turtlenecks and gilets, Safari rompers, cape/coat combos, glamping anoraks, patterned tights, bandannas, anything more creative than Brummie Babestation.

With her body and her hair, Sash could look £100m worth of Chester-glam nouveau-riche unaffordable WAG; instead, she just chooses to look like she charges a grand for a long weekend plus extras, like the girls a drunk bored Jack probably goes trolling for on his lads’ holidays (once all the lads have plowed through him, of course).

All the papers saying Jack on his ‘romantic getaway’ has ‘fallen in love’....with Greece😂

This is so muggy hahahahaha

Lmao Jack openly admits he would rather have gone Wimby and watched the centre-court finals with little brothers from the England team like Bukayo Saka, than escort Sash around the Parthenon.

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[quote] He really is ageing badly, like most heterosexual men.

R21 eh? Heterosexual? News to us, pet. Go scratches on my back that say otherwise..

Right then lads I've cracked it!! 'It' being Jack's predilection for a handsome tough vocal Skipper...

Jack's first crush on another bloke in football was Stiliyan 'Stan' Petrov (Villa's Skipper in the late 2000s), a player to whom a junior Jack looked up for years (baby Jack once even wrote him a gushing fannish love letter how cute!), then got to play under as a first team newcomer. Now, pay attention to this bit--Petrov is a strapping tall blond man, who loved shouting at his squad to gee them up, and also notoriously had a stern no-nonsense Alpha approach to training and competition. Stiliyan furthermore was a conscientious sort of fella, who liked doing boring but morally correct outreach in the community and for fans etc., and focused his life off the pitch on family matters. He went through a sad and scary period toward the end of his career, where he got very ill with leukaemia at 32 and had to retire early (he recovered though and now coaches rather than plays).

This, I reckon, is how come Jack is so clingy toward and awe/lovestruck by Hendo, whose profile is almost identical to Petrov's, excepting the illness and knock-on-wood that doesn't ever happen (though Jordan's Dad was in a bad way with cancer just before Euro 2020...). Easy to imagine Jack's delight, turning up to England a couple of years ago, finding out that the Vice-Captain (and de facto Captain, let's be honest) was such a towering and loud commanding presence on the field and a warm-hearted handsome Daddy type off it.

We must also consider the matter of Stiliyan's most famous successor as Skipper of Villa Park, the chequered legend John Terry, who is yet another tall fair and shouty Unit of a man who demands a lot from his players (a trait you'd think would be requisite and ubiquitous with all Captains but is sadly not). Of course Terry has far less of a firm and lawful moral compass than Hendo & Petrov, and tends to have a looser definition of things like family and loyalty and public decency (Jack had to learn it from someone), but nonetheless when it comes to football and to club mentality, he fits the exact same mould.

[QUOTE] Heterosexual? News to us, pet. Go scratches on my back that say otherwise..

'Pet'? Don't tell me you're the vile Pet Troll from the Klan Granny threads?

R25 eh? What's a 'klan granny'? Mate I genuinely don't know what you're on about.

'Pet' is an endearment typically used in the colloquial vernacular of the North-East of England, i.e. Newcastle and Sunderland, Jordan Henderson hailing from the latter...

Cute in his dunks and his North Face tee💕

His fam are a genuinely minging bunch ain’t they...it’s the Jamie Redknapp situation all over again

Quite chilling seeing the state of Jack’s mates too..he’d defo have a pot belly and look like a potato if it weren’t for being a pro baller📉

Man City posting a Jack x Prem trophy photoset in celebration of National Kissing Day😒

Now that pre-season is hotting up and the transfer window is closing, LFC are looking with trepidation at their squad to see who to put up against Jack (if Jack actually gets to move his pretty arse from the bench next season). Really, going forward it’s only young Carvalho & Dembele who are equipped to handle a Jack playing at his best, though a Jack at his worst (wasted, horny, headloss) is easily dispatched by more or less any of the LFC players.

And there’s always Hendo to put Jack off, if it comes to that, though on the pitch Skip is usually too busy in midfield actually organising whole games to bother marking or niggling single players.

Danny Murphy: “Jack’s made a rod for his own back...”

Erm, well, suffice to say Jack really likes a rod while *on* his back...

Jamie Velocity's IG now has starry-eyed edits of Jack to sexy R&B...

I mean yeah we'd all do the same if tan smiley summer Jack was running about our gaff in nothing but clingy sweaty shorts let's face it :)

weak for his perky sweet highschool girl backpack and his girly trainers and his yoga ball. my fave femme ever

Liverpool pre-season training pics have been released and Hendo looks fucking FIT in them. Is Jack alright?

R32 he really is something special, isn't he?

Not exactly androgenous - he's unambiguously male - but just those little hints of femininity in the doe eyes and the floppy hair and the curves of his body, to go with the muscles and the bulge and the beard.

It's very sexy.

R34 yes you get it exactly!!! Obviously Jack's a proper lad and peng for that matter, but he's also kind of a princess and that's what makes him special.

Reckon that's why straight men always go a bit gaga around him, and admit he makes them sexually-confused enough to lust after him (look in any Twitter thread or YT comments section, there'll be at least one man saying that). Because he's just so pretty with his fuck-me long-lash Marilyn eyes and his pullable hair and hourglass body...

I wonder why his butt sweats so much.

R36 overuse? He probably averages two or three cocks a day every day inside there.

I've been skimming these threads semi keeping up. Is it just me or is 'ol Jack on his way to becoming the next Paul Gascoigne?

He has a sexy ribcage. That's some achievement.

R39 every bit of Jack is perfect to be licked, sucked, fucked. Just built for sex inn’he? What else are those lean cut muscles and those massive legs and that perky arse for? Not bloody football, that’s for certain...

R38 well, yes and no.

Undeniably, Jack has a long-standing problem with recreational drug-abuse and hereditary binge-drinking (I hesitate to call it alcoholism, exactly, but one could make the case). As of the time of writing, he has been court-ordered to pay a cumulative total of over £100k in DUI fines alone—more than some of us make in a year. He turns up to most functions absolutely and obviously bladdered. And, as a few other clever posters have noted, he takes mysterious stints off-work with ‘injuries’ that seem to come and go, implying clandestine stays in rehab.

However, the media clearly have an agenda to push, by inflating every single incident where Jack can be seen to put a bottle of any liquid to his lips. Gazza was reified in public imagination as this louche rebel prince living large, rather than the sad addict trying to cope under pressure that he actually was. For his antics, Gazza made mad headlines, sold papers and magazines by the truckload, had people who wouldn’t normally be abuzz about the football talking about him, and the MSM as well as the Football Bigwigs want the same fate for their new and more gorgeous little cash-cow—uh, I mean, legend of the game...

Jack does need actual help and intervention, from teammates and coaches and physics and counsellors, ideally before he hits thirty and starts to pick up real serious injuries and complications from his nights of boozing and whippits post-training. Athletes bodies are pushed to the limit so often that they’re more susceptible to damage. But any media ‘concern’ on the topic is completely cynical and sensationalist exploitation to get clicks, and really ought to stop.

Jack on Laporte’s rascal style: ‘wot is that??’

Jack your drip is criminal mate. You’ve got no business chatting shit about someone else’s garmz😅

I don't think he has a substance addiction problem, I think he has a problem with occasional reckless behaviour (that includes but isn't limited to substance abuse) that screams some sort of psychological issues, maybe ADHD or something like that, or given the episodic nature of it maybe some form of bipolar.

Very common to use drink and recreational drugs in an attempt to slow down a manic brain or perk up a depressed one.

But we shouldn't underestimate the media's determination to turn him into Gazza because that would sell papers.

How on earth does Pep deal with him? He doesn't really have much respect or patience for players of the sort who do as they please to the detriment of the team. He immediately got rid of Ronaldinho and Deco when he took over at Barcelona. Late nights out and chronic drunkenness. Alexander Glen claimed they'd even show up to training drunk. And worse, they were taking little Leo Messi along with them on their nights out.. Sold off to Inter or Milan, was it? Pep then instituted a curfew that he enforced by calling players' homes at midnight. Not joking.

^Hleb not Glen.

R44 raises a good point. Carrying on as he is, Jack, if he's not in trouble at City already, will soon be. Yes, he's allowed to enjoy himself, but in the career he's chosen that means in the most moderate and brief of ways. If he wants the adulation and the salary and the clout and the pitch-time, them's the breaks. But he doesn't seem to abide by that basic social contract. So he's on the thinnest of ice. Unless of course all that inviting lascivious charm is getting Jack off the hook--Pep after all has rumours trailing him...

Frankly, though, it doesn't bother me personally if Jack rides the bench or even gets the boot from City. Actually, I hope he does leave or get dropped in the next couple of years, not out of schadenfreude but because the club is a poor fit for him and it's clearly crushing his spirit. His contract is long-term, but in the world of football that guarantees nothing--a big or timely enough cheque can make any signature or clause conveniently vanish...

Not being a City fan, I'm more worried and confused about Jack's England career, and how his sobriety and psychological stability is going to bear up for the Mundial and beyond. Now, Jack has been playing for England since 2015-6 without a serious booking or expulsion, though he's been dropped for few minor tournaments at times which closely correlated with one or other of his gaffes. So whatever's going on, it would appear that Southgate & SGP consider it basically manageable, or at least not risky enough to consider dropping Jack. Or is it just that our national treasure is now too bulletproof in terms of popularity to drop? If England Seniors have a change in manager & coach, as people have been baying for lately, then Jack might find his seemingly-endless luck runs out and he comes up against bosses who are less lenient and tolerant and fond of him, more willing to front out the public/press outrage if Jack doesn't play as a Lion anymore...

I don't really buy that City is a poor fit for him. Pep may not be a fan of mavericks, but I don't think that's what Jack is.

At Villa, Jack was told to do whatever he thought he needed to do to benefit the team, so he did. That doesn't make him a maverick.

I think what Pep and City underestimated last season is Jack's underlying urge to be a good boy, to do as he's told and not let anyone down (his occasional mad moment in which he does let people down being an impulse thing rather than a true rebellion).

He's seemed shackled at City because he's been scared that losing the ball will disappoint Pep and he's desperate not to do that.

Seemed to relax a little towards the end of last season and I think that'll continue and he'll be better this season. Just needs to feel secure in Pep's love.

Hmmm R47 deep analysis, and I somewhat agree.

True that Jack's pigeonhole casting as some kind of glorious rebel is unbelievably asinine on the part of the media. Insecurity, a drive to be of service, and a praise kink certainly are clear drivers for Jack, and it's nice that others notice that. He couldn't have lasted this long at England or in the Prem, if he didn't have those motivating qualities. Probably that's where his drive for charity work and interacting with fans comes from, too.

All the same, I can't concur that Jack should stay under Guardiola for any reason other than financial self-interest and networking. Relating to your previous point; he's just not needed there, whatever the slavering fanboys may insist, and therefore can't really ever be of true vital use to his team. Everyone else there is better than him, and not because he's new and slow to kick on--it's because he's EFL-calibre, and he knows it, and we all know it and love him anyway. At his best and most pleasing to Pep, he's a cute and willing backup pawn on a giant board full of bigger, more dangerous and mobile pieces. Indeed, he may be placated and kept happy by enough cuddles and pats on the head and a few token chances to bang in a crowd-pleasing goal, and that will keep him tied down til he's 30 and aged out of the Prem, but that's never going to hit quite like the serotonin of rescuing the morale of a whole team, a whole City...

^^btw ever since I realised that the new City kit design is based around the logo of their new crypt0 sponsor, they've seemed even more abhorrent to me.

Sorry, *Mou voice* respect, respect, I just can't stomach Manc teams for any reason, even if Jack is playing for one. He's a prisoner of war as far as I'm concerned.

[quote] he doesn't forget to make sure he's revealing leg.

Men can’t look away if they think there’s a chance to see a glimpse of pussy.

R39 Jack had a good time with that big bouncy ball. Got to practise all his favourite slutty positions and poses in front of an audience--what could be more fun for him?

pov: you're helping jack train a session with his pt. current challenge--if jack successfully curls one in around the obstacles the pt has set up then he gets a prize ie. you dragging down his damp thin tiny shorts and eating him out clean while knelt on the grass in broad daylight as the pt sucks him off at the same time

So Pep favours end-product training right out of the gate, eh?

Pretty-boy is looking fresh and lean and perky for his first day back with City, hastily getting into his bra pre-session ;)

wild thoughts....that so far this season Hendo no longer wears his silver cross on a chain everywhere he goes...

^...but that Jack seems to have acquired a silver cross charm for his set of pearls...

he's the one on the floor for the wall in training!!! just where a perfect sub slut belongs!!!!!

look how happy and comfortable this sweet little whore is gazing up into the eyes and bulges of all his teammates!!!! just the right height to lick their cocks while they pet him

so bored where is the new content this week? time is running out to get our fix of summer!Jack in...

One of the biggest arguments I can find in favour of gay Jack is that whenever we see him with women they seem fond and amused and unthreatened.

Leah here is clearly entirely comfortable that he's absolutely uninterested.

[quote]I wonder why his butt sweats so much.

I think he's just one of those bottoms who gets really wet when aroused...if you know what I mean.

when is this little trollop gonna present for us?

R58 well seeing as Leah’s a woman-leaning bisexual (she last dated a man several years ago, all her recent partners have all been women), that’s hardly a surprise. She’s either got men out of her system, or she’s not in her phase of going out with them at the moment.

Plus she’s the Captain, and to flirt with other England players on the job would be an unprofessional look. Not to mention, the other two female players in that video, Jill & Lucy, are completely lesbian, and would frown upon Leah cracking onto Jack on-camera, were Leah even interested in him (and as you rightly say, she’s not).