Channelling Tom Daley realness

Mole spotted on the right of your back. You should have that checked out and/or removed.

Lol R1 I've always had that mole. Moles are not dangerous -- they are just a 'blemish'.

Present hole, first then we can say.

R3 you're obssessed with my hole. Only my fiance sees that.

Very fuckable.

Aww thank you M5. Would you wear swimwear like that yourself?

No, you really need to get that checked out.

It looks promising, op. It’s difficult to determine the curve of your butt, but I’d hit.

OP, not getting enough attention from your fiancé hon?

R7 Get what checked out?

R9 It's one thing to talk about things with your man, another with the girlies.

[quote]It's one thing to talk about things with your man, another with the girlies.

Now you're sounding gay, timothyc.

OP you have womanly hips. You'll give your fiance a litter healthy offspring some day. You also have that carrying angle in your arms like a woman. But you know all that judging how you have tugged your bikini down. It's not a Speedo, I'm guessing.

[quote] Moles are not dangerous -- they are just a 'blemish'.

Not “just”, timothyc.

[quote]What do you think of my speedos?

AFAICS, you're only wearing one Speedo.

Is your fiance built like a shit brickhouse?

I think you should spend more time painting your gutters and fascia ..........ahem

Sad.

R15 what do you mean?

R12 I have been told that about my bottom before but not my hips. My shoulders are still broader than my hips, which is masculine.

Womanly hips. Looks "nelly".

The speedo though is a man's speedo.

When did DL become prey to needy posts like this?

I’m going to guess you’re 44 based on your dry elbows.

Is your real name Elliot Page OP?

Show your tits OP.

R22 dry elbows at the lot of everyone.

Darfur Orphan called. He wants his butt back.

Doughy from the waist down.

He types like G3

[quote] Doughy from the waist down.

We like doughy bum. Better for fucking. OP is a sexy bottom.

What’s “G3”, precious? What’s “G3”?

I'd rather use a Fleshlight.

What does doughy mean? I thought that meant fat?

R32 Check your thighs in the mirror.

[...]

R14 A pair of speedos is like a pair of pants and a pair of trousers.

One buttock each.

Here is my front :)

Pink pink pink.

I prefer my hookers to be somewhat more refined. They have the good sense not to post their shapely can for the approval of the slanderous perverts on DL.

Having said that, how much?

Speedos are very much refined R38.

I like the colour of those blue ones, not really a fan of the pink ones though.

I tend to prefer swimming trunks that have more than one colour - typically I would go for red, black, blue, white. I do have swimming shorts as well (mid-thigh or higher, I don't like board shorts) but for tanning it's speedo-style only.

Yeah R40. I don't really wear board shorts at all as I think I look ridiculous in them. But speedos are brilliant for swimming in and for sunbathing.

What's the little greenhouse thing for? Who gardens? Are you growing marijuana?

It grows some herbs and flowers to put out in the garden. Mostly my fiance does the gardening. R42

Nice child-bearing hips, OP. You'll make a good breeding machine for the right man. I'm guessing your tits aren't much since you're not showing them off. Do you always sunbathe topless?

[quote]Moles are not dangerous

You're quite stupid, do you know that?

R44 of course I always sunbathe topless. Don't most men?

Could use a bit of liposculpting on those emerging love handles.

Since you asked, you look like an eleven year old. Which sort of sums you up, it seems.

Sorry, R46, I didn't realize you transitioned! You should be proud of those top surgery scars!

[quote] Since you asked, you look like an eleven year old.

Intriguing.

I'm not trans -- male through and through.

You're no Tom Daley, Senator.

You are so thirsty, OP.

R53 thirsty for what?

Looks like a 14 year old girl.

I think timothyc is sweet. I don't think I noticed him until very recently - is he a long-time DLer?

I don't know her!

R56 aww thank you. I've been aware of DL for a while but not been active.

You are cute OP.

The pic at OP is fine. Cute slim femme body. I see ZERO TOM DALEY being channelled.

From what I've seen and heard (on another thread) of OP, he has more sex appeal than Tom Daley. Tom Daley has a cute face and (obviously) a great body but he leaves me totally cold.

OP - Tom Daley is an Olympic champion with more than 15 years of disciplined training. He is hard as a rock. You are thin and weak looking, certainly no athlete at all, but certainly fuckable.

[quote] Tom Daley has a cute face and (obviously) a great body but he leaves me totally cold.

You're clearly impotent with no measurable testosterone.

That black band around the left ankle in R36, a cockring?

I just upped your age estimate to 46. Lotion lotion lotion, honey.

🙀

[quote] Here is my front :)

Looks like a 14 year old F2M transsexual post mastectomy, wearing a foam penis bulge.

"Doughy" means soft, lacking muscle R32. The images shown in this thread are channeling a youngish, skinny boy with protruding bones, the complete opposite of Tom Daley's body.

^ But a nice bum.

"Bum" is an awful thing to call an ass.

Get real OP. You're channelling Popeye realness

OP, is that a picture of you in 1975?

I could hang my coat hangers on those love handles.

Timothy, you look absolutely fine. You seem like someone I would like to meet someday. Thanks for sharing.

Is this a person or a hairless cat?

OP I think you should get a "Bobby Norris" cause you're so sexy like Bobby.

Speaking of r74, do you shave your pussy OP?

[quote]Timothy, you look absolutely fine. You seem like someone I would like to meet someday.

it's the Senatrice!

After seeing that other picture, I'm doubling down on the Fleshlight.

R76 I get it waxed.

Is it just that nobody likes slim / skinny?

R62 is that because of my arms? My biceps are only 9 inches.

R71 nope. I made a GIF.

You run funny. Or was that you prancing?

R83 prancing but also I was running in flip flops

Your ass looks extremely edible.

Lucky fiancé.

Great. The DL has turned into a rate my dick site, without the dick.

Tiktok is calling you, OP.

I'm sitting here, timothyc, feeling a little bad because I said something unkind, but still feeling that you brought all this on yourself.

May I ask you what was your intention here? Boost your ego? Find out if you were desirable?

It sure wasn't to show off your standard Speedo, which doesn't even fit you.

Why would you compare yourself to Tom Daley, when the differences are so obvious and not stacked in your favor?

Why are you here? I'm trying seriously to understand. I recognize it may be an age thing. Enlighten this older man.

Trans

OP seems "simple." Have you considered that, R87? It's just typing.

R89

True. And sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. But I am honestly curious about his motivations. If it's so, even simple people are motivated to take action.

You are cute OP, R82. I want analogous GIFs from our eldergays posted here.

Stealth trans thread!

That first picture looks like a bikini bottom.

Wow. The motives were quite innocent really. I have followed DL for some time and curious about the bitchery served up here abs wondered whether it would be the same if it wasn't a celeb they were talking b about. Seems not, which is really heartening actually and gives me some hope for fellow gays. I'm not bothered about apparently nasty comments. We're all quite insecure at heart. What's actually interesting is the way folk think I'm trans and how that causes insecurity. I'm not. I'm probably fem, for sure. But born male and still male. I'd have thought DL of all would carry the flag for its fem 'sisters'. X

A sizeable amount of Dataloungers think that any male who is even slightly fem should transition.

OP looks femme AND fills out the speedo rather well in front.

OP you will do fine on here...A delusional gay pushing 40 who still thinks they can compete with a 25 y/o

Pushing 40???

🤣

If that's what 40 looks like, then I'm looking forward to it.

Show your fartbox OP x

Awww OP you’re cute. I like your prancing gif.

OP, you appear to be quite tall and you are not so skinny as to lose some nice roundness in your buttocks. In short, you can afford to wear anything you want and you will always look great. You are not my type, but I don't get the criticism you're receiving - I think that you look really well.

And by the way, I agree with R99. If 40-years-old looks like this, then most people would be glad to turn 40.

R94, American celebrity Andy Cohen referred to Datalounge as this:

[Quote]There there is no crueler place than that vile pit of trollery

Many Dataloungers actually agree with him. Glad you're able to enjoy it, despite the many nasty comments. Many of us are good at heart, despite how vicious we can sometimes be.

The ass is nice but would look far better seated on my face.

Thank you all. That's sweet of you. I'm nowhere near 40. But I would love to look like this when I am! Maybe it wasn't the best thing to start this thread, but hey youthful naivety.

You’re very cute, timothyc, but do have that mole checked out.

He is garbage. Part of Bryans Inner Circle....His husband is also garbage.

What is it with these Gay Meh who think a jobless spouse is "adorable"?...Buttigieg and Tom both...

Buttigieg R108?

I admire your bravery in putting yourself out here on this forum, OP. Kudos!

You write really old.

R111 what does that mean?

Speedo fits well, OP! Blue suits you.

All of the guys who are posting mean comments should post pictures of them in a speedo. Fair's fair.

R114 UKGuy

Yeah you have a slim body so you can pull off the speedos-style of swimwear, I suspect a lot of the guys posting mean comments are jealous because they can't squeeze their fat asses into anything that skimpy.

Aww thanks R116. Well, even at the swimming pool I sometimes see older men in speedos, and they aren't slim. Who am I to say they shouldn't wear that?

The Too Cool For School DLers are no fan of Speedos.

The American panic of them is so weird to me. They are common in Australia and have been my whole life. Americans seem to be very: "You must be covered from waist to knee!" about it, like some religious teacher scolding their students.

Australians, at least the ones who have a willingness to travel and explore, have a casual, easy-going attitude that is very attractive. I can't think of one I've met (and I've met MANY) that has this puritanical attitude over mundane things like swimwear like I saw in the thread I linked at R118. I live in a large West Coast city and the Australian male visitors (especially the straight ones) absolutely clean the fuck up. There's a reason for that.

Anyway, back to Timothy C....

Wow, that is incredibly hot! That guy has a great body, very sexy

R120, what does “clean the fuck up” mean?

R114 UKGuy you should post a pic of your big dick to spread body positivity.

For R122:

You look like a young Tovah Feldshue

Thank you, R124.

I've come to really dislike him. Runs his mouth on how men should be allowed in female sports which is none of his business. Guy never went near a vagina in his life. Except for the time he paid one to pump a kid out for him. After specifically selecting a male child. He should have just stuck to the speedo photos and kept his mouth shut.

R127, you dislike timothyc?

I wonder if DLB and Tom let Uncle Bryan babysit?.....All of them = Trash.

Thank you R121. Are you an actual fairy?

R130, as in male homosexual - yes. Otherwise I'd likely not be here. The v8 part is in reference to the cars I own, a V8 Holden Commodore and an old Cadillac

Oh I see R131. They all sound very American.

I did before R123 to prove a point, I don't feel the need now. Isn't 'body positivity' just code for being overweight and unashamed too btw?

R133 An overweight big fat dick needs love too.

Don't worry about it R134, it gets plenty of love

He's got back fat.

Excuse me R136?

Not as tanned as Tom Daley.

Nice ass.

R139 isnt it just. If the front is as good as the back he is a solid 10

Aww thanks R140 :). Well, yes, it's good.