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Channelling Tom Daley realness

Or whatever it is they say. What do you think of my speedos? I wear these at the swimming pool, too :). But I was sunbathing a bit yesterday afternoon because it's such nice weather.

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by Anonymousreply 137July 2, 2022 2:27 PM

Mole spotted on the right of your back. You should have that checked out and/or removed.

by Anonymousreply 1June 22, 2022 2:28 PM

Lol R1 I've always had that mole. Moles are not dangerous -- they are just a 'blemish'.

by Anonymousreply 2June 22, 2022 2:34 PM

Present hole, first then we can say.

by Anonymousreply 3June 22, 2022 2:35 PM

R3 you're obssessed with my hole. Only my fiance sees that.

by Anonymousreply 4June 22, 2022 2:36 PM

Very fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 5June 22, 2022 2:37 PM

Aww thank you M5. Would you wear swimwear like that yourself?

by Anonymousreply 6June 22, 2022 3:12 PM

No, you really need to get that checked out.

by Anonymousreply 7June 22, 2022 3:18 PM

It looks promising, op. It’s difficult to determine the curve of your butt, but I’d hit.

by Anonymousreply 8June 22, 2022 3:21 PM

OP, not getting enough attention from your fiancé hon?

by Anonymousreply 9June 22, 2022 3:24 PM

R7 Get what checked out?

R9 It's one thing to talk about things with your man, another with the girlies.

by Anonymousreply 10June 22, 2022 3:31 PM

[quote]It's one thing to talk about things with your man, another with the girlies.

Now you're sounding gay, timothyc.

by Anonymousreply 11June 22, 2022 3:44 PM

OP you have womanly hips. You'll give your fiance a litter healthy offspring some day. You also have that carrying angle in your arms like a woman. But you know all that judging how you have tugged your bikini down. It's not a Speedo, I'm guessing.

by Anonymousreply 12June 22, 2022 3:49 PM

[quote] Moles are not dangerous -- they are just a 'blemish'.

Not “just”, timothyc.

by Anonymousreply 13June 22, 2022 3:51 PM

[quote]What do you think of my speedos?

AFAICS, you're only wearing one Speedo.

by Anonymousreply 14June 22, 2022 3:54 PM

Is your fiance built like a shit brickhouse?

by Anonymousreply 15June 22, 2022 4:00 PM

I think you should spend more time painting your gutters and fascia ..........ahem

by Anonymousreply 16June 22, 2022 4:05 PM

Sad.

by Anonymousreply 17June 22, 2022 4:08 PM

R15 what do you mean?

R12 I have been told that about my bottom before but not my hips. My shoulders are still broader than my hips, which is masculine.

by Anonymousreply 18June 22, 2022 4:09 PM

Womanly hips. Looks "nelly".

by Anonymousreply 19June 22, 2022 4:18 PM

The speedo though is a man's speedo.

by Anonymousreply 20June 22, 2022 4:31 PM

When did DL become prey to needy posts like this?

by Anonymousreply 21June 22, 2022 4:46 PM

I’m going to guess you’re 44 based on your dry elbows.

by Anonymousreply 22June 22, 2022 6:42 PM

Is your real name Elliot Page OP?

by Anonymousreply 23June 22, 2022 8:38 PM

Show your tits OP.

by Anonymousreply 24June 22, 2022 10:46 PM

R22 dry elbows at the lot of everyone.

by Anonymousreply 25June 22, 2022 10:52 PM

Darfur Orphan called. He wants his butt back.

by Anonymousreply 26June 22, 2022 11:05 PM

Doughy from the waist down.

by Anonymousreply 27June 22, 2022 11:24 PM

He types like G3

by Anonymousreply 28June 22, 2022 11:51 PM

[quote] Doughy from the waist down.

We like doughy bum. Better for fucking. OP is a sexy bottom.

by Anonymousreply 29June 22, 2022 11:55 PM

What’s “G3”, precious? What’s “G3”?

by Anonymousreply 30June 23, 2022 12:00 AM

I'd rather use a Fleshlight.

by Anonymousreply 31June 23, 2022 12:09 AM

What does doughy mean? I thought that meant fat?

by Anonymousreply 32June 23, 2022 7:49 AM

R32 Check your thighs in the mirror.

by Anonymousreply 33June 23, 2022 8:23 AM

Show us the front.

by Anonymousreply 34June 23, 2022 8:33 AM

R14 A pair of speedos is like a pair of pants and a pair of trousers.

One buttock each.

by Anonymousreply 35June 23, 2022 8:38 AM

Here is my front :)

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by Anonymousreply 36June 23, 2022 8:46 AM

Pink pink pink.

by Anonymousreply 37June 23, 2022 12:35 PM

I prefer my hookers to be somewhat more refined. They have the good sense not to post their shapely can for the approval of the slanderous perverts on DL.

Having said that, how much?

by Anonymousreply 38June 23, 2022 12:47 PM

Speedos are very much refined R38.

by Anonymousreply 39June 23, 2022 1:17 PM

I like the colour of those blue ones, not really a fan of the pink ones though.

I tend to prefer swimming trunks that have more than one colour - typically I would go for red, black, blue, white. I do have swimming shorts as well (mid-thigh or higher, I don't like board shorts) but for tanning it's speedo-style only.

by Anonymousreply 40June 23, 2022 1:19 PM

Yeah R40. I don't really wear board shorts at all as I think I look ridiculous in them. But speedos are brilliant for swimming in and for sunbathing.

by Anonymousreply 41June 23, 2022 1:21 PM

What's the little greenhouse thing for? Who gardens? Are you growing marijuana?

by Anonymousreply 42June 23, 2022 1:25 PM

It grows some herbs and flowers to put out in the garden. Mostly my fiance does the gardening. R42

by Anonymousreply 43June 23, 2022 1:29 PM

Nice child-bearing hips, OP. You'll make a good breeding machine for the right man. I'm guessing your tits aren't much since you're not showing them off. Do you always sunbathe topless?

by Anonymousreply 44June 23, 2022 1:49 PM

[quote]Moles are not dangerous

You're quite stupid, do you know that?

by Anonymousreply 45June 23, 2022 1:50 PM

R44 of course I always sunbathe topless. Don't most men?

by Anonymousreply 46June 23, 2022 1:58 PM

Could use a bit of liposculpting on those emerging love handles.

by Anonymousreply 47June 23, 2022 2:00 PM

Since you asked, you look like an eleven year old. Which sort of sums you up, it seems.

by Anonymousreply 48June 23, 2022 2:01 PM

Sorry, R46, I didn't realize you transitioned! You should be proud of those top surgery scars!

by Anonymousreply 49June 23, 2022 2:03 PM

[quote] Since you asked, you look like an eleven year old.

Intriguing.

by Anonymousreply 50June 23, 2022 2:03 PM

I'm not trans -- male through and through.

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by Anonymousreply 51June 23, 2022 2:10 PM

You're no Tom Daley, Senator.

by Anonymousreply 52June 23, 2022 2:25 PM

You are so thirsty, OP.

by Anonymousreply 53June 23, 2022 3:04 PM

R53 thirsty for what?

by Anonymousreply 54June 23, 2022 3:18 PM

Looks like a 14 year old girl.

by Anonymousreply 55June 23, 2022 3:21 PM

I think timothyc is sweet. I don't think I noticed him until very recently - is he a long-time DLer?

by Anonymousreply 56June 23, 2022 3:39 PM

I don't know her!

by Anonymousreply 57June 23, 2022 3:45 PM

R56 aww thank you. I've been aware of DL for a while but not been active.

by Anonymousreply 58June 23, 2022 3:47 PM

You are cute OP.

by Anonymousreply 59June 23, 2022 4:36 PM

The pic at OP is fine. Cute slim femme body. I see ZERO TOM DALEY being channelled.

by Anonymousreply 60June 23, 2022 4:48 PM

From what I've seen and heard (on another thread) of OP, he has more sex appeal than Tom Daley. Tom Daley has a cute face and (obviously) a great body but he leaves me totally cold.

by Anonymousreply 61June 23, 2022 4:50 PM

OP - Tom Daley is an Olympic champion with more than 15 years of disciplined training. He is hard as a rock. You are thin and weak looking, certainly no athlete at all, but certainly fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 62June 23, 2022 4:51 PM

[quote] Tom Daley has a cute face and (obviously) a great body but he leaves me totally cold.

You're clearly impotent with no measurable testosterone.

by Anonymousreply 63June 23, 2022 5:01 PM

That black band around the left ankle in R36, a cockring?

by Anonymousreply 64June 23, 2022 5:23 PM

I just upped your age estimate to 46. Lotion lotion lotion, honey.

🙀

by Anonymousreply 65June 23, 2022 6:06 PM

[quote] Here is my front :)

Looks like a 14 year old F2M transsexual post mastectomy, wearing a foam penis bulge.

by Anonymousreply 66June 23, 2022 6:58 PM

"Doughy" means soft, lacking muscle R32. The images shown in this thread are channeling a youngish, skinny boy with protruding bones, the complete opposite of Tom Daley's body.

by Anonymousreply 67June 23, 2022 7:54 PM

^ But a nice bum.

by Anonymousreply 68June 23, 2022 8:12 PM

"Bum" is an awful thing to call an ass.

by Anonymousreply 69June 23, 2022 8:14 PM

Get real OP. You're channelling Popeye realness

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by Anonymousreply 70June 23, 2022 8:15 PM

OP, is that a picture of you in 1975?

by Anonymousreply 71June 23, 2022 8:20 PM

I could hang my coat hangers on those love handles.

by Anonymousreply 72June 23, 2022 8:21 PM

Timothy, you look absolutely fine. You seem like someone I would like to meet someday. Thanks for sharing.

by Anonymousreply 73June 23, 2022 8:23 PM

Is this a person or a hairless cat?

by Anonymousreply 74June 23, 2022 8:25 PM

OP I think you should get a "Bobby Norris" cause you're so sexy like Bobby.

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by Anonymousreply 75June 23, 2022 8:44 PM

Speaking of r74, do you shave your pussy OP?

by Anonymousreply 76June 23, 2022 8:57 PM

[quote]Timothy, you look absolutely fine. You seem like someone I would like to meet someday.

it's the Senatrice!

by Anonymousreply 77June 23, 2022 8:59 PM

After seeing that other picture, I'm doubling down on the Fleshlight.

by Anonymousreply 78June 23, 2022 9:01 PM

R76 I get it waxed.

by Anonymousreply 79June 24, 2022 8:42 AM

Is it just that nobody likes slim / skinny?

by Anonymousreply 80June 24, 2022 8:44 AM

R62 is that because of my arms? My biceps are only 9 inches.

by Anonymousreply 81June 24, 2022 8:49 AM

R71 nope. I made a GIF.

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by Anonymousreply 82June 24, 2022 9:15 AM

You run funny. Or was that you prancing?

by Anonymousreply 83June 24, 2022 9:19 AM

R83 prancing but also I was running in flip flops

by Anonymousreply 84June 24, 2022 9:21 AM

Your ass looks extremely edible.

Lucky fiancé.

by Anonymousreply 85June 24, 2022 10:01 AM

Great. The DL has turned into a rate my dick site, without the dick.

Tiktok is calling you, OP.

by Anonymousreply 86June 24, 2022 10:50 AM

I'm sitting here, timothyc, feeling a little bad because I said something unkind, but still feeling that you brought all this on yourself.

May I ask you what was your intention here? Boost your ego? Find out if you were desirable?

It sure wasn't to show off your standard Speedo, which doesn't even fit you.

Why would you compare yourself to Tom Daley, when the differences are so obvious and not stacked in your favor?

Why are you here? I'm trying seriously to understand. I recognize it may be an age thing. Enlighten this older man.

by Anonymousreply 87June 24, 2022 11:59 AM

Trans

by Anonymousreply 88June 24, 2022 12:37 PM

OP seems "simple." Have you considered that, R87? It's just typing.

by Anonymousreply 89June 24, 2022 2:28 PM

R89

True. And sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. But I am honestly curious about his motivations. If it's so, even simple people are motivated to take action.

by Anonymousreply 90June 24, 2022 2:49 PM

You are cute OP, R82. I want analogous GIFs from our eldergays posted here.

by Anonymousreply 91June 24, 2022 5:22 PM

Stealth trans thread!

by Anonymousreply 92June 24, 2022 7:25 PM

That first picture looks like a bikini bottom.

by Anonymousreply 93June 24, 2022 7:30 PM

Wow. The motives were quite innocent really. I have followed DL for some time and curious about the bitchery served up here abs wondered whether it would be the same if it wasn't a celeb they were talking b about. Seems not, which is really heartening actually and gives me some hope for fellow gays. I'm not bothered about apparently nasty comments. We're all quite insecure at heart. What's actually interesting is the way folk think I'm trans and how that causes insecurity. I'm not. I'm probably fem, for sure. But born male and still male. I'd have thought DL of all would carry the flag for its fem 'sisters'. X

by Anonymousreply 94June 24, 2022 11:29 PM

A sizeable amount of Dataloungers think that any male who is even slightly fem should transition.

by Anonymousreply 95June 24, 2022 11:32 PM

OP looks femme AND fills out the speedo rather well in front.

by Anonymousreply 96June 24, 2022 11:38 PM

OP you will do fine on here...A delusional gay pushing 40 who still thinks they can compete with a 25 y/o

by Anonymousreply 97June 24, 2022 11:45 PM

Pushing 40???

🤣

by Anonymousreply 98June 25, 2022 1:16 PM

If that's what 40 looks like, then I'm looking forward to it.

by Anonymousreply 99June 25, 2022 1:27 PM

Show your fartbox OP x

by Anonymousreply 100June 25, 2022 1:33 PM

Awww OP you’re cute. I like your prancing gif.

by Anonymousreply 101June 25, 2022 1:34 PM

OP, you appear to be quite tall and you are not so skinny as to lose some nice roundness in your buttocks. In short, you can afford to wear anything you want and you will always look great. You are not my type, but I don't get the criticism you're receiving - I think that you look really well.

And by the way, I agree with R99. If 40-years-old looks like this, then most people would be glad to turn 40.

by Anonymousreply 102June 25, 2022 1:40 PM

R94, American celebrity Andy Cohen referred to Datalounge as this:

[Quote]There there is no crueler place than that vile pit of trollery

Many Dataloungers actually agree with him. Glad you're able to enjoy it, despite the many nasty comments. Many of us are good at heart, despite how vicious we can sometimes be.

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by Anonymousreply 103June 25, 2022 2:16 PM

The ass is nice but would look far better seated on my face.

by Anonymousreply 104June 25, 2022 2:23 PM

Thank you all. That's sweet of you. I'm nowhere near 40. But I would love to look like this when I am! Maybe it wasn't the best thing to start this thread, but hey youthful naivety.

by Anonymousreply 105June 25, 2022 10:44 PM

You’re very cute, timothyc, but do have that mole checked out.

by Anonymousreply 106June 26, 2022 3:11 AM

He is garbage. Part of Bryans Inner Circle....His husband is also garbage.

by Anonymousreply 107June 26, 2022 3:41 AM

What is it with these Gay Meh who think a jobless spouse is "adorable"?...Buttigieg and Tom both...

by Anonymousreply 108June 26, 2022 3:43 AM

Buttigieg R108?

by Anonymousreply 109June 28, 2022 10:00 AM

I admire your bravery in putting yourself out here on this forum, OP. Kudos!

by Anonymousreply 110June 28, 2022 10:12 AM

You write really old.

by Anonymousreply 111June 28, 2022 10:21 AM

R111 what does that mean?

by Anonymousreply 112June 28, 2022 10:50 AM

Speedo fits well, OP! Blue suits you.

by Anonymousreply 113June 29, 2022 2:21 PM

All of the guys who are posting mean comments should post pictures of them in a speedo. Fair's fair.

by Anonymousreply 114June 29, 2022 3:58 PM

R114 UKGuy

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by Anonymousreply 115June 29, 2022 4:00 PM

Yeah you have a slim body so you can pull off the speedos-style of swimwear, I suspect a lot of the guys posting mean comments are jealous because they can't squeeze their fat asses into anything that skimpy.

by Anonymousreply 116June 29, 2022 4:05 PM

Aww thanks R116. Well, even at the swimming pool I sometimes see older men in speedos, and they aren't slim. Who am I to say they shouldn't wear that?

by Anonymousreply 117June 29, 2022 4:08 PM

The Too Cool For School DLers are no fan of Speedos.

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by Anonymousreply 118June 29, 2022 4:10 PM

The American panic of them is so weird to me. They are common in Australia and have been my whole life. Americans seem to be very: "You must be covered from waist to knee!" about it, like some religious teacher scolding their students.

by Anonymousreply 119June 29, 2022 8:57 PM

Australians, at least the ones who have a willingness to travel and explore, have a casual, easy-going attitude that is very attractive. I can't think of one I've met (and I've met MANY) that has this puritanical attitude over mundane things like swimwear like I saw in the thread I linked at R118. I live in a large West Coast city and the Australian male visitors (especially the straight ones) absolutely clean the fuck up. There's a reason for that.

Anyway, back to Timothy C....

by Anonymousreply 120June 29, 2022 10:29 PM

Wow, that is incredibly hot! That guy has a great body, very sexy

by Anonymousreply 121June 29, 2022 10:40 PM

R120, what does “clean the fuck up” mean?

by Anonymousreply 122June 29, 2022 11:19 PM

R114 UKGuy you should post a pic of your big dick to spread body positivity.

by Anonymousreply 123June 29, 2022 11:51 PM

For R122:

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by Anonymousreply 124June 29, 2022 11:53 PM

You look like a young Tovah Feldshue

by Anonymousreply 125June 29, 2022 11:54 PM

Thank you, R124.

by Anonymousreply 126June 29, 2022 11:55 PM

I've come to really dislike him. Runs his mouth on how men should be allowed in female sports which is none of his business. Guy never went near a vagina in his life. Except for the time he paid one to pump a kid out for him. After specifically selecting a male child. He should have just stuck to the speedo photos and kept his mouth shut.

by Anonymousreply 127June 29, 2022 11:56 PM

R127, you dislike timothyc?

by Anonymousreply 128June 29, 2022 11:57 PM

I wonder if DLB and Tom let Uncle Bryan babysit?.....All of them = Trash.

by Anonymousreply 129June 30, 2022 3:01 AM

Thank you R121. Are you an actual fairy?

by Anonymousreply 130June 30, 2022 6:13 AM

R130, as in male homosexual - yes. Otherwise I'd likely not be here. The v8 part is in reference to the cars I own, a V8 Holden Commodore and an old Cadillac

by Anonymousreply 131June 30, 2022 7:16 AM

Oh I see R131. They all sound very American.

by Anonymousreply 132June 30, 2022 7:44 AM

I did before R123 to prove a point, I don't feel the need now. Isn't 'body positivity' just code for being overweight and unashamed too btw?

by Anonymousreply 133June 30, 2022 3:47 PM

R133 An overweight big fat dick needs love too.

by Anonymousreply 134July 1, 2022 6:39 AM

Don't worry about it R134, it gets plenty of love

by Anonymousreply 135July 1, 2022 8:28 AM

He's got back fat.

by Anonymousreply 136July 1, 2022 9:33 AM

Excuse me R136?

by Anonymousreply 137July 2, 2022 2:27 PM
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