Sebastian Croft (part nine)

Lovely words from Croft: "We’re also robbed of a lot of gay history, and can easily forget how long we have been here for"

Lmao part 9, Jesus. I’ve been in two of the other threads as well, but it’s wild how many more he has than everyone else in the cast

R2 Well he is the best looking and only vaguely interesting one.

He’s a smug faced rich brat

R2 I mean, give his boyfriend some credit. Bash has the not so secret relationship that gets most of the discussion and attention. Without that I'm not sure the threads would have much going on.

Sick. And not in a good way.

Subscribe, cuntesses, and you won't have to poison us with all these threads. Part fucking NINE?

Bash's bf is heading off on vacation somewhere next week. What a shock it'll be when Bash goes with him!

R7 bash will simply want to support joe in pride month as a dedicated ally, that’s all

Wonder where they are platonically going on vacation. Hope they have a good time.

Is he related to Sealsand Crofts?

[Quote] Subscribe, cuntesses, and you won't have to poison us with all these threads. Part fucking NINE?

I don't get it. Threads don't hang around on the main page if people aren't posting in them. Is the "Part N" confusing you? You'd otherwise scroll on by?

I wish I had hair like his.

R12 - I WWed you for the God has his favorites tagline.

Oh, please. If you don't like your hair, buy some.

Wonder if they'll see Connor in europe pre vacation. i suppose neither considers london a vacation but he still likely does, and it's a 2 hour flight anyway from milan

How can you even assume that these two kids that can't stay away from each other would cheat or be in an open relationship?

Anyway, these threads are in danger of getting banned, there's always (Re dd it) of course, it's not the same though.

I've been reading DL for years, never subscribed, considering it now...

Or at least create a joined thread for shipping, the same content is posted in two threads over and over

Another thing you learn is not to number them, like the Froy threads are all now unique titles

R18 EXACTLY and be more creative with the titles.

Mama Croft really is the biggest shipper of them all, never seen anything like it. So funny!

Yes, please stop numbering them. It pisses off people.

Right now Joe and Bash really don't need separate thread, espeically now where they'll be joined at the hip all summer. If the Joe one gets paid walled, don't be a fucking idiot. You don't have to go immediately make another.

WHEN both threads are paywalled, make one for both

Bash follows the designer whose show Connor and Yaz went to yesterday. They both have fewer followers than he does, though I think Connor has a preexisting relationship with the brand as he’s praised them in interviews. I wonder if Bash got an invite and just declined it to spend time with Joe in IOM pee exams again?

There are pee exams?

They do things differently on the Isle of Man, r23.

[Quote] would cheat or be in an open relationship?

No one suggested cheating. You have your own bias showing by throwing that in alongside "open."

[quote] It's naive of you to assume that because Joe and Bash are in a LTR that they don't fuck other people.

[quote] Well, it's not like they wouldn't have plenty of fellow actors to fuck, who would be wise enough to keep quiet.

R25 it was suggested on the previous thread, dear!

[quote] You are naive. Young gay couples tend to be very unbothered about open relationships.

R25 from the previous thread. Now do you see? "open" & "cheating" was suggested.

Bash's rumored ex girlfriend supporting Bash:

Damn, they mustn't be shifting if she has to get involved.

R28 They hung out all the time at the time Bash would write and sing songs about girls. He’s deleted almost all photos with her.

R30 I highly doubt they dated. That picture was taken literally while she was dating her current bf, who has been showing up in her pictures for over 2 years. He's deleted most of his posts with everyone, not just her, and also has never had a period of not being super touchy feely with other female friends. She would needed to be fine with that level of contact with other girls while they were dating and they both would need to be the most chill exes with the most laidback SOs in the world to still act the way they do, which seems less likely than them just being friends because Bash is gay. They've known each other for a long time, so maybe had a young teenage makeout or something, but a relationship seems very unlikely

Why do you think he wrote those songs? Cynical pursuit of a female audience?

He was very young he was probably still "figuring out his sexuality", he wasn't exactly going to write songs about boys, was he?

Bash is such the stereotypical gay boy who had/has loadsa female friends who cling to him like a limpet because he’s completely safe & off limits. Most of these girls have boyfriends. But because he’s not publicly out, the fans just jump to every conclusion. It’s such a trope!

Strikes me Bash has only fairly recently been more vocal & obvious in public about being gay, in fact seemingly when Joe came onto the scene. Singing about girls in his earlier teens is no huge surprise..

[Quote] Strikes me Bash has only fairly recently been more obvious in public about being gay

I guess you didn't see his 18th birthday party outfit.

Bash's 18th birthday bash:

His face on the right at r36!?! Did someone arrive with a giant package?

An outfit. Gay as a maypole.

THIS GUY IS UGLY. He is not even interesting looking!

He raves about you, r39.

Betting he and Joe will either head to Paris or whatever European city Connor Jessup hops to next, OR that he’ll come meet them in London. He and Bash’s family seemed to get along well as he joined them on the NY trip and Bash’s sister and brother still comment on his stuff online, so London might be it

Maybe they're all going to Mexico to meet Miles!

Joes off on his holidays this week isn’t he? Presumably not to London. I bet he & Bash go meet Connor somewhere. Which once again gives the ‘they are just besties’ something to work with. Just 3 mates hanging out on their holidays!

R43 I believe Joe said he was heading off next week! TBF could also be fudging the dates to throw fans off, but I could see him and Bash saying goodbye to his IOM friends and mum, swinging by London for a few days to see Bash's family and friends and maybe Connor? and then off on holiday and back in time for his icon Adele

I was creeping in the Trafalgar Square tag on insta the day of the jubilee and found joe and bash in a stranger's carousel.

R45 I’m sorry but his dad just sitting there is cracking me up

Bash's poor dad third wheeling them. They love a good couple's pic; i presume since going "private" they've moved all that to snapchat or their finstas.

Boys would you put your arms around one another for the photo ffs, we've all seen you climbing all over one another in other photos, there's no need to do the serious faced crotch grab pose.

Sebastian is incredibly charismatic - I missed him in the last vlog.

R49 Bash and Joe were the clear standouts charisma wise in these vlogs. It was smart for Tobie to make them to get himself more mass appeal and he came off nicely as well, but Bash and Joe came off by far the most likable and attractive. Plus the moments the two of them talked or interacted had a lot of chemistry and were the most discussed parts of the vids. If Tobie's smart he'll sneak a lot more of them into the S2 vlogs to keep viewership high

I hope Bash is treating Joe to a good night post exams, I'm sure they got absolutely plastered now that he's done.

[quote] He's deleted most of his posts with everyone, not just her, and also has never had a period of not being super touchy feely with other female friends.

Didn't he also have a picture with the girl that celebrated her birthday recently, that's gone too. Who was that, can't remember her name.

[quote] Bash and Joe were the clear standouts charisma wise in these vlogs.

Agreed! and Kit the standout stuck-up bitch.

R48 Well, right after that they climbed all over each other since there's a blurry fan picture of Bash backhugging Joe and them snuggling (in front of dad). Maybe they want a certain aesthetic for couple pictures. Funny stuff.

I guess they really aren't going to publicly share much anymore

I don't think is stuck up. I think he's super self conscious. Even Will can pull a silly face on camera, but Kitrinan seems so... held.

*I don't think Kit is stuck up.

R45 Bash is the spitting image of his Greek Cypriot grandfather in that picture.

[quote] I guess they really aren't going to publicly share much anymore

Bash shared one on his private account. I wish we knew what.

[quote] Right now Joe and Bash really don't need separate thread, espeically now where they'll be joined at the hip all summer. If the Joe one gets paid walled, don't be a fucking idiot. You don't have to go immediately make another.

Too late for that. There's this one person that insists that Joe should have his own thread cause he's the star of the show, and that Bash shouldn't even be mentioned there.

R57 I tried. I don't even like Kit much but not sure why the person gets so upset about him getting attention. He's the more classically handsome guy and is the perfect boyfriend for all the teen girls watching.

And there is no interest in Joe without Bash and vice versa. Neither are doing anything but each other atm. One thread would be fine. Going to get the threads banned soon if you guys don't behave.

Is his grandfather Greek Cypriot R56?

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I like his drawing, but I don't really see how we're supposed to tell they're two boy dinosaurs - is it because neither of them has long eyelashes or a bow on their head? 😅

Sebastian Croft himself is starting all of these threads about Sebastian Croft. Isn't he? It's a way to advertize for free. SMH

R51 I’m sure bash absolutely pounded him into the mattress to congratulate him on finishing exams, let alone getting plastered

Would be kinda awkward doing that in Joe's mom's house, but these parents are a different breed than the ones I had so maybe they are happy for them.

His mum is a teacher, she’ll be out the house most of the day 😂

Well then

R66 even with him doing this I’m absolutely certain he’s the top. His and Joe’s body language is BLATANT.

R67 Seriously!? What does it matter who's top and who's bottom?! 🙄

The fact that they alternate sitting on each other's laps.... Computer says: Strict Sides.

[Quote] Seriously!? What does it matter who's top and who's bottom?! 🙄

As a woman, you don't fantasize about your crush fucking you?

R68 why come to a gossip site and then try to police what people talk about. “What does it matter” wtf in this thread does exactly, their holiday plans and whether Greek Cypriots are white or not?

R71 Whatever! Let's contemplate on the same shit for the 100th time.

[Quote] whether Greek Cypriots are white or not

White Adjacentcy is a cornerstone of DL.

[quote] Seriously!? What does it matter who's top and who's bottom?! 🙄

It doesn’t matter you’re right, to 13 year old girls R68

Doesn’t matter R68 but we can all continue to wonder. We all have sex, it’s fine to talk about.

People are hunting up old pictures of Bash and he’s always been a flamboyant dresser, putting it mildly

From Emily Carey stories

Fans found these:

Ughhhh. It’s weird seeing a child dance like that 😂

Young Bash.

Ugh R78 is that a travelling freak show?

Lol at the finger wag r78.

Bash’s T-shirt is under the “LGBT+ creators” section of the website. Seems like he’s happy to have this as a low key coming out (as queer at least, if not gay). If he and Joe do London pride I wonder if they’ll be pretty blatant or keep it more platonic looking.

Damn, Bash isn't much of a singer or a dancer, r78.

R84 yeah the primarily teenage fandom swoons over his, Kit, and Will’s musical skills when they’re… fine? Not amazing. Very classic late teens early 20s singer songwriter stuff with not off tune voices. But the amount of hype they got on Twitter I expected to hear Sinatra or someone, not the average to decent voices I heard. As of now we haven’t heard Joe sing and unless he’s far better than them I pray he keeps it offline as well.

Has Tobie made a singing video?

I've only heard Kit sing in Rocketman but he had a pre-puberty voice, was all right but you could tell how much worse it was compared to Taron Egerton's

I think Bash's singing is pretty cute but not the most talented. His little songs to his boyfriend are cute so I won't bully him.

He wasn't just singing on Instagram, Bash was paid to sing on a West End stage.

He shouldn't have been

They say the standard in the West End is lower than on Broadway... They say truth.

R87 yeah I find it hard not to find Bash’s singing endearing because his songs can be so blatant: the coffee lips song for instance. I’m sure Joe loves them so that’s quite cute.

Does the coffee lips song reference females?

No it’s gender neutral and clearly about Joe (he called him coffee boy for his birthday and wrote it after meeting him)

The show’s official Netflix account airing them OUT in pride month. (I know this is just a fluff post and the heart eyes aren’t meant to say they’re together from the account but it’s still funny).

Joe and Bash and Connor in Paris in the gayest matching outfits

Who’s the woman with them in that video?

Joe's shirt iin that video is Bash's and the shirt Bash is wearing is from Uniqlo, where Joe was yesterday. So either he was there too and the fan didn't spot him or Joe presumably picked it up and added it to their shared wardrobe.

Not sure if you’re aware but Bash is signed up to a modelling agency.

That magazine interview he’s done for Darkus could take a while to come out. Apparently it’s a quarterly magazine and the last one only came out last month.

R96 I'm guessing the fan girls are saying she's Sebastian's girlfriend.

He looks so good, I love his shirt.

R99 not the imaginary girlfriend hahaha, but I wouldn't be shocked if that was the speculation. They're matching as per usual... no wonder Connor likes to stand in the middle, he likely feels like the worst third wheel otherwise.

Connors been in Europe a little while. Presumably he didn’t go alone & that’s a friend or family member.

R96 Bella was also in Paris but i don't think that's her.

Why is DL is so obsessed with these guys? Thread after thread after thread. Fair play to them though. Although Joe’s hair is horrible, I hate this permed hair trend. It needs to stop. Maybe a close crop look would be better.

R103 Lots of people have naturally curly hair, what makes you think it’s permed? Sure there’s a photo on here somewhere if his as a child with curly hair.

Is it Joe's mother?

R103, they’re young, seen a lot in public and social media, a lot of people think at least one is good looking, and blatantly a couple. Honestly they just provide more content online to fuel these threads than most celebrities. I think Joe’s hair is naturally curly, isn’t it?

Joes hair is naturally curly. There is a photo floating around of him as a kid with a full head of very curly hair!

This is basically the same conversation as the Loe Jocke thread.

Ami Women’s & Men’s Spring Summer 2023 in Paris:

If it’s naturally curly I apologise (although he’d still look better cutting it short)—usually you can tell the perms because the short back and sides are clearly straight unlike the mop on top. I think the trend is funny…back in the 90’s/00’s when I was growing up, no guy would be seen DEAD sitting in the hairdresser getting a perm. Sure enough, I’ll never not see perms as an old lady hairstyle. It’s a real boner killer.

And as much as I’m fed up of seeing these guys faces in the DL feed, it’s much better than the dark days just a year or two ago when every second thread was about Donald J Cunt.

THose are certainly bold looks. Purple suit and red shirt from Joe, orange jacket, black pants, and white shoes from Bash. they're not worried about playing it safe.

Here’s kiddie Joe. Very curly.

Front row, love the orange on Bash.

I cannot make heads or tails of those outfits. It looks like Connor and Joe have the same pants, and then Connor has a black jacket? While Joe has the matching purple jacket and a red mockneck sweater of all things? And then Bash is in an orange jacket and black pants… normally I like how experimental they are with fashion but this lineup puzzles me

Love this look on him

I stand corrected on the orange. He looks a dream.

R116 I fear the seventies are coming back from looking at that outfit. But it helps to have pretty face to make it tolerable.

Looks like he might have also cut his hair. I think he’s very confident in all clothes which helps him pull off some on face strange outfits. The tan skin and green eyes also go super well with most shades even this bright orange which is impressive.

I'd never noticed a similarity with William Franklyn Miller before.

With a fan

They both look really good in those pics. Less afraid of physical contact with one another than they looked at the fashion show. Joe really benefits from being photographed from above; it highlights his bone structure really well. the suit is less ill fitting than i thought, it's just the length and shoes that really throw it off.

R122 Must be torture for them when they’re used to touching constantly, to be sat at the front at an event being live-streamed around the world. I’ve seen a few photos of them looking at each other I think.

Did someone say that the Crofts have a holiday home in France?

Bash in Joe’s latest instagram story

Press photo of the trio at the fashion show.

Bash, Joe, and Connor together tonight

They all look good in that photo. It's funny how hard Joe and Bash concentrate on not making physical contact in pics, meanwhile Connor is way more casual with them both. If we didn't know from clear context they're together they'd look like they didn't get on in some of these pics!

R128 I’m glad I’m not the only one who notices this. They started holding their own hands but then still manage to touch other parts like legs. Same as soho house Brighton photos.

There’s a page that posts celebs in Paris and they’ve posted most them are at the same hotel for fashion week it seems, funny each person is listed separately but Joe and Bash are in one tweet. A bit creepy for people to post whereabouts but I’ve already seen videos of them leaving the hotel and the press is outside it. Definitely think there’s gonna be a lot more photos this weekend if they’re there for fashion week and possible pride.

R129 what's the page?

R96 I don’t know who the lady is but she went with them to the fashion show, but specifically with Bash. She left the hotel with him and security (there’s a video somewhere), she also walked up to the show with him and is seen to the left of Joe in the photo of Joe, bash and Connor. Maybe some management relating to bash. He’s signed up to a modelling agency and this is the sort of place you’d expect them to go, no?!

Leaving the hotel

R130

R131 oh interesting, she's also in videos being pretty affectionate with Joe where I don't see Bash at all!

R134 That’s not her, she’s wearing light coloured clothes, the same as Joe’s tik tok I think

R135 Oh I see, I presume she's Bash's rep of some sort then and the dark haired woman might be Joe's (?)

R136 I think all those people in dark clothes on the steps are working at the event.

I think they’re gonna be in for a shock if they’re there for the whole week. Paps and fans everywhere! I hope we get some photos they take themselves too.

R135 i thought the lady was some stranger giving them funny looks. I know Bash is not an acclaimed model but if he's signed to an agency he has to have an agent; my guess is, she's his agent.

Arriving at the venue:

[Quote] If we didn't know from clear context they're together they'd look like they didn't get on in some of these pics!

Which pics? Generally, they mirror each other's hands.

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Looks like they are clued to each other here

They should have just walked in together so Bash wouldn't have had to awkwardly look around waiting for Joe.

R143 ikr!? He was right behind him!

So handsome.

If he was a bit taller he could have had a very successful modeling career. If only papa Croft's genes were a little bit stronger! *Sigh*

He's not a model type.

R147 have you seen some of the models that do catwalks (and not only)? Bash is 10 times better looking.

He's not editorial. Not catalogue. Sorry 'bout it.

Bash's expression when he saw Cara strutting down the catwalk is priceless!

Joe looks so tiny

Today:

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The way Connor is so much better looking than both of them even if he is almost in his 30s 😭

Connor looks pretty busted to me? His best years are behind him. Should probably hang out with people his own age.

Joe Locke, I want your boyfriend.

R156 There seems to have been a lot of fans waiting for them outside their hotel this morning. I can’t see then waking around Paris hand in hand with all the fan girls hunting them down.

Funny, someone was just talking about this in the Joe thread

Looking regal

This thread will probably soon be paywalled. Please please DON'T number it and use a DIFFERENT title.

They won't be in Paris long. I'm shocked that the respect their privacy people actually don't respect their privacy when given the chance!

R161 I won’t be surprised if they’ve already left. I’ve seen a couple of tweets of fans who have realised the fans didn’t bump into them, but they did stand in front of their hotel.

“Finally, one thread for Bash and Joe” ? R160

Is that the Honest Vocal Coach, r152?

An affectionate moment as they left (with Connor hugging Tom Daley, I think, in the background)

R165 Look at them fidgeting, Bash doesn't know what to do with his hands.

They want to hold hands so badly. 🤣

Damn, that hug was lingering. Has Connor taken Tom to Pound Town?

R166 I'm surprised we haven't seen videos of them being touchy feely at the afterparty yet. A few drinks in and not around fans, I'd be surprised if they weren't more affectionate.

R168 More and more videos and photos keep appearing, so you never know.

Joe is a the Dior event now, so I watch out for more to come.

R169 Joe looks great, I have to imagine Bash is there as well. They both started following Dior on Instagram within the past few weeks.

R170 I wonder if they’ve been invited everywhere as a pair and that they all know they’re a couple. I don’t know how these events work.

R171 I imagine they're known to be together and a fair few invites would go to both, or they could request to bring each other as a plus one (which given their following size is a fairly easy sell). From R129 it seems like the hotel, which brands and PR often book, is just one room or suite for the two of them, and I doubt their relationship is an "industry secret" given they've been each other's plus ones to the Craft BAFTAs, the Soho House opening, etc.

I was gonna ask if all the events are covered by so much press but just seen that David Beckham and his son were also there, so I’m guessing Dior is well covered.

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That could be Bash in the pink suit?!

He was definitely there

R176 The 70s are back indeed. I like the pants.

He's too cute

Orange is Bash's color.

He looks like the type of guy you want to bring home to your mother.

He looks like he's holding water in his mouth.

Fan pic

R180 Joe with the matching bracelet

[quote]He looks like the type of guy you want to bring home to your mother.

So I did.

Mom approves

I wonder if Doulla has met Brenda. Would there be PFlag rivalry?

Love this color combination. I wish his hair was pushed back like in R156

The hair is a bird's nest but I like this second outfit even more than the first.

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