The Official Queen's Platinum Jubilee Viewing Party Thread - Part III

Must go out this evening, anyone watching the Big Concert at Buck House . . . keep us informed.

Will Meg. in super short dress(cauz' I have legs for days) leap on stage & harmonize with her forever bestie Diana Ross(ehat you didn't knw?)? How great would it be if Diana pulled a Pete Townsend @ Woodstock in honor of being in England & pushed her offstage with a mike stand whack to the back? Would BBC go blank to protect darling Megs rep(we all LUV her)?

Princess Beatrice's husband, the Count, is quite the twink in my opinion. Really gorgeous 😍.

The BBC is showing an amusing skit with the Queen having tea with Paddington Bear at the Palace. The Queen takes a marmalade sandwich out of her handbag.

They tap their china cups with spoons and now the party has started! Drumming 'We will Rock You' - Queen with Adam Lambert.

George and Charlotte are sitting in between the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Charlotte looks lovely in red.

I love Brian May flanked by the statue of Queen Victoria, very dramatic. Adam Lambert looks like he's gotten fat and is in a regal-looking jacket.

Well, that was shit.

Where can one watch this in the United States?

Huge crowds all along the mall. There are going to be some big names coming up - Elton John, Diana Ross, Alicia Keys, etc.

The crowd are constantly waving Union Jack flags which is rather pretty - waves and flutters.

One newscaster said Elton will be on tape. Is this true?

Any place to watch this online?

R13 iplayer if you can get a VPN that works.

R12 I read the same a few days ago, but he was pictured entering the country in a wheelchair yesterday, so presumably he will be performing live. I wonder if he will make it up with Rod Steward given he is performing as well.

Are there any obvious omissions in the royal box other that the Harkles?

R16 Louis is at home. Charles and Camilla, Anne, Bea, Eugenie, the Wessexes (inc children) are there that I can see. Andrew isn't there. And a bunch of politicians are sitting behind them.

Live link here

Thank you, R18.

The Harkles aren’t there?

Thanks, r18!!

This looks very patriotic.

R20 nope. They weren't invited apparently.

Craig David now, in a sparkly blue tracksuit.

Direct link to live concert on YouTube

Flashy lights on the top of Buckingham Palace too?

Andrew Lloyd Webber looks great

Lin-Manuel gets around

R27 Hung like an Arab stallion according to his ex wife Sarah Brightmam…

Hamilton cast at the gates of the palace, that's quite something.

Charles and William are suppose to make a speech about the Queen at the end of the show.

Interesting song choice from Hamilton: “If there’s a reason I’m still alive when so many have died….”

George and Charlotte look bored, tee hee.

I saw Queen in July 2019 and Glambert sure did add the COVID-19 since then.

Fuck me, the Sussexes being shut out from THIS must be killing them, especially Meghan.

The BRF got ITS pound of flesh!

The Queen and Paddington Bear. Too cute.

A photo to remember.

Charles and Camilla waving their flags and enjoying the performance

Well, that was too adorable, r36. I always like it when she shows her sense of humor. I’m probably one of the few who loved her Bond video at the London Olympics.

The skit with HM and Paddington Bear was a great touch.

Diamond Jubilee: 007.

Platinum Jubilee: Paddington Bear.

Aw, that's nice from Michelle Obama.

Why was Tony Blair singing in a multi-colored robe?

The Cambridge kids are having a long day. I wonder what they will remember of this whole weekend?

Any sightings of the hunky Chatto brothers?

Camilla may be already drunk. She's not afraid to let her hair down. LOL.

I thought the same thing r42. The resemblance was incredible.

Sam Ryder really does do the kitschy Eurotrash vibe very well. It was a shock that he came second but I guess he got that nailed.

The full video of the Queen and Paddington Bear.

I wonder if Andrew and Fergie are sat in front of the TV at home with a box of wine?

Who's the guy singing now in the blue suit and who was the guy who sang the Joseph song?

Who’s the actor playing the butler? He looks really familiar.

R50 George Ezra singing now

George Ezra is the guy singing now.

Prince George looks like he is ready to call an Uber

The kiddies are too young to appreciate the music. George is already learning to be stoic. I think also the fact that they have to be seated and quiet doesn’t lend itself to having fun. I always let loose at live concerts.

Rod Stewart is on now. He doesn't even sound like himself anymore.

Poor old Rod Stewart.

WHY is Rod Stewart singing a Neil Diamond song??

The umbrellas look like.. footballs.

Why is he singing Sweet Caroline?

Yeah what is it about Sweet Caroline? I know they sing it at soccer games. And then in Wales.

Oh, dear.

George and Charlotte came alive during Rod Stewart's segment. Waving their flags and singing along.

What happened between Auntie Elton and Rod Stewart?

R35 the freeze out of the Harkles has been spectacular. I knew it would be polite distance but never expected this level of arctic chill. Don’t f@ck with the Royal Family! They don’t play!

So, what’s the Harkles’ end game? Suffering public humiliation as an act of atonement to get back into the fold? Or did the call the palaces bluff by accepting the Jubilee invite to try leverage the chilly treatment to bolster their victimhood?

I suspect it’s the latter. Gives them a reason for vicious autobios (assume Meghan will write one) and Oprah round 2.

Australian Jason Donovan was the Joseph singer.

It was cute seeing the Cambridges waving their flags and singing along to Sweet Caroline.

Tom Daley!

If the rumor is true Harry and Meghan need that photo of Lilibet with the Queen for Netflix but it doesn't look like it's gonna happen.

Finally a ghey.

R64 Rod gave an interview shortly after Elton announced his farewell tour, he suggested that it was just a gimmick to sell tickets. Elton was raging and ravaged Rod for releasing all of those American songbook albums, which of course sold millions. Rod has tried to make the peace but Elton being his usual cuntish self is having none of it.

Rod was dreadful but at least is was somebody I recognised.

Daley = pocket ghey

R71- Thank you. Elton is so cunty sometimes.

Andrea Bocelli is now singing "Nessum Dorma". A poor man's Pavarotti.

Why is the blind man wearing sunglasses?

He’s lost his voice, r72. Same as Roger Daltrey. Their singing style doesn’t lend itself to longevity.

Andrea Bocelli, from the Kardashian wedding reception to the Queen

He does it all.

R75 He’s as inevitable at these events as Alicia Keyes.

Have any of these acts been good?

Duran Duran!

This is magnificent. Bravo Andrea.

Is Tom Daley white?

I wish Freddie were still here.

R80, That's probably not the point. They are the equivalent of comfort food and something something Britishness.

Up next is a band from my youth - Duran Duran. God, what was I thinking?

Simon LeBon is fat now.

Charles perked up for Bocelli. More his thing.

Andrea Bocelli followedby… Duran Duran? Really???

Moobs

Whoever is producing this is doing a great job. The flow and expert stage management is top notch.

[quote] Up next is a band from my youth - Duran Duran. God, what was I thinking?

Three of the four up there (Nick Rhodes, John Taylor and Simon LeBon) were late 80s wank material in that order.

Nick and Roger said on the BBC that the palace requested certain songs.

R 65 The Markles were invited. Met w. HM & Daddy Big Bucks. No photos? Well, Just Harry wants his privacy, hates the paps. Bingo, he got it, no dangerous photos. They respected his trauma!

With gas set to top all time historical rates, doubt anyone in the US is going to cry for some aging Friar Tuck look alike crying how hard he has it. How many of you got left a few cool mill., by Dead Mommy who you dig Up & flog on the regular? How many of you got floated by the dad you publicly trashed for almost a year when you fled thumbing your nose & trashing not just your family, but your country? Yeah loads of folk will be crying for them & storming the gates of Buckingham & Windsor to demand Justice for Haz & Megs. Maybe, if you feel so inclined to take up their cause, make a cash donation to them directly, I'm sure they would much appreciate it. Weaves , bronzer, weed, coke, & skin bleacher ain't cheap anymore..damn inflation!

R65, have a martini or three and enjoy the show.

Oops meant r92 at my post at r93.

Dame Julie Andrews with a taped message.

Alicia Keys is on stage now. Her breasts are ready to pop.

Was that a tranny parade for Duran Duran?

should have saved the tranny parade for Keye's Superwoman. lol

The lights, decorations are so very pretty. I live lighting.

Oh, dear. Keys'

Love☝️

When is Dame Vera going to appear? Where's Margaret Rose?

R96 I was thinking the same thing.

From Ronco: Keys Off Key: Live at the Palace

I liked that the camera showed the gold winged woman at the top of the statue when Keys was singing about a girl on fire.

I think there was a non-binary in that parade.

Don't give Prince George any ideas.

The orchestra, lighting and production is superb. Too bad some of the entertainment is mediocre.

R106, I live lighting.

[Quote]The orchestra, lighting and production is superb

Oh, dear.

There’s an Olde York

Attenborough on tape.

David Attenborough superimposed onto the Palace.

Non-binary poly and bisexual! That's the ticket!

[quote] There’s an Olde York

?

Ballet dancers dressed as bees on stage.

Does Alicia also perform for dictators and despots or just elderly German-Scottish queens?

That was just gorgeous.

This whole thing is a beautiful production. Alecia Keys was better than I expected her to be.

Alert: Tights on males

Queen talking about Prince Philip.

Almost the Best Show Evah!

Prince William is speaking now on stage

It does look amazing but I feel depressed about conservation in general - think it's a losing battle and Wills going on about it when he has 3 kids and flies everywhere doesn't ring genuine for me.

Has William been at the gym? He looks fit and kind of humpy. Make him King before Charles.

Pride is a sin, YM. Not so devout after all, hmmm?

We are saying goodbye to TQ, aren't we?

PW got his mother's nose.

Prince William is sexy and connects. Glad TRF are environments. Philip to Charles to Wills.

Harry got dissed big time with the Queen calling out the efforts of Charles and William.

Wow! Go William. Well done!

Preachy.

Someone called Celeste is on now.

R128- I will never forget or forgive him for his shocking disrespect at PP's funeral. Never.

This looks amazing.

Peachy.

There fixed it for ya.

O dio

BDF & BDenergy, unlike Friar Harry the Ginger Eunuch

Girl, find a key!

Horrible arrangement!

Celeste woman sucks. Where's the Irish? Sinead or Bono?

Contestant number 2 from Lambath,Celeste.

Beautiful lighting. Just beautiful.

Fuck! Gonna cry!

Celest, tell everyone you had a cold.

Yikes, this Celeste woman blows. Shame it’s a great, iconic song.

I like how every once in awhile they have the Queen speaking.

Elton John is singing now.

You can't do these things without Sir Elton.

Elton John looks like he's on tape but at least he sounds like Elton John.

Throw a kiss to Diana, Elton. I dare you.

Why do I keep getting teary, damn.

I don't think Elton is well enough to appear live. He was seen being pushed in a wheelchair recently.

[quote] Why do I keep getting teary, damn.

Hold me closer, Tony Danza..

This is my favorite Elton John song.

Now where does Elton stand in the order of succession again?

R152- Mine too.

Stephen Fry is on now.

Fry looks fried. Ghastly. Couldn't he have shaved or combed his hair?

England loves its queens.

Fry= full pocket ghey

[Quote]Why do I keep getting teary, damn.

Because the Queen will be dead soon followed shortly there after by you.

Charles and Camilla are on stage.

[quote] how many prime minsters tolerated?

For that Stephen deserves a knighthood.

R43 Are you kidding? Geoege is belting out Sweet Caroline.

Looks like a huge success and a blast.

Never bet against the Windsors.

I hope Charlie doesn't fuck up here.

Is Camilla wearing a quasi Caftan?

He looks better tonight than he has recently.

R33 And Tee Hee no, they don't.

R166 They absolutely did. Go look it over again. They're just kids.

Camilla, loyally by his side as she has been for decades.

Where else would the slag go?

Has Harry been put on suicide watch yet?

God Save The Queen.

I can't imagine how it must feel to be that loved and adored by an entire nation.

Charles looks surprisingly good.

Harry’s absence is GLARING. He really screwed the pooch.

I like the corgi with a bone lit up on the Palace.

A black singer is on now. I missed her name. Anyone know?

This is an amazing show even if you don’t like the artists.

LOVE the giant Corgi in lights. Brilliant!

And the handbag was a great touch…

Well, she earned it, r172.

She's the only public figure I can think of who made their acts were consistent with their promise:

“I declare before you all that my whole life whether it be long or short shall be devoted to your service”.

This entire show has a very gay vibe.

Smooches to the Queen!

R174, that was Ella Eyre

The ladies’ clothes have been fantastic at all the events.

I actually do feel a little sorry for Harry and Meg. I’ve fucked up, backed the wrong horse, done stupid things that I regret. I can only imagine it’s challenging for Meghan at this point to keep Harry buoyed up and convinced they made the right decision leaving country and family.

If only they hadn’t gone on Oprah! That was the spectacular blunder. I wonder if they blame/resent Oprah now. Will they ever be seen in public with her again?

That was amazing.

Is there something you cunt face?

STFU and watch the show.

Diana Ross is on now.

Oh my, Miss Ross!

Wtf is she wearing?

Diana Ross in black & white. Big dress, big hair, big voice.

Is her mike not working?

Camilla and Charles both look pretty good! I wonder if they had work done? Seriously I thought both looked robust and healthy.

Wtf is she wearing?

[quote] If only they hadn’t gone on Oprah! That was the spectacular blunder. I wonder if they blame/resent Oprah now. Will they ever be seen in public with her again?

Yup. Aside from the foolishness of it, I don't know, if I were Harry's brother, if I could ever truly get over it and forgive him.

What is this song????

She hasn't got the RANGE!

William and George enjoying the show!

Miss Ross once kissed me on the cheek when I wished her Happy Birthday, but Adele should be closing this show.

Ms. Ross is 78!

William blowing kisses to Louis as he's left behind.

Oh yeah, Adele must have turned it down. Maybe she's a raging anti-monarchist.

Out of all her songs this is the one she chose to sing?!

Miss Di, I want to hear The Supremes songs.

Painting the RF as cold-hearted racists and attempting to blackmail the family while TQ's husband was near death is not some kind of "blunder" you just wave away. I have zero sympathy for those two assholes.

Where the hell is Samantha Fox???

Where's Julie Andrews?

This Jubilee seems final. A look forward at the future of the Royal Family, and saying goodbye to the Queen.

Pet Clark?

R205 She gave a video tribute earlier. Here's a link to it.

It's over!

What’s up for tomorrow?

That was very well done.

Lulu? Patsy? Ednia?

Paul McCartney should have closed the show, but he’s on tour.

They certainly didn’t succeed in getting most black celebrities to turn against the monarchy. Maybe just Tyler Perry remains and you know his fat ass would jump at the chance to hopnob with the Royals if he was invited.

The Queen is suppose to appear on the balcony with her direct heirs, Charles William and George.

[quote] What’s up for tomorrow?

One hopes the Queen.

My husband just came home and I am trying desperately to wipe tears from my eyes. 🤫

My post @R215 was for R210.

R191 I take it you didn't see Charles's hands??

Well that was a huge success for sure, absolutely brilliant.

The lighting show was the most spectacular and I enjoyed it the most (after the Queen's video with Paddington Bear).

Hah r219, the hands always tell the true story, but face-wise they both looked good.

It's a shame that Princess Margaret didn't live to see this.

Kate and Charlotte enjoying Diana Ross.

The light show was awesome. Here are some of the spectacular images shown on the front of Buckingham Palace.

I don't know why, it was entirely unexpected, but I teared up during the Paddington sketch. She seemed so natural, the purse gag was a genius play on 'what does she keep in there?', there was this simple humility to the thank you, which really said it all. I fucking teared up.

Queen Mary!

One of the most unexpected images of the day...The Queen and Paddington Bear getting the show started with their cup, saucer and spoon tapping to a Queen's song.

OK I'm not following any of this because I'm American and don't give a shit. I just clicked on a news site. So will someone explain why Adam Lambert, Alicia Keys, fucking Lin-Manuel Miranda, and a bunch of Americans are performing in concert for the old bag? Are there no British stars willing to perform?

Yet, another reason to love Charlotte R224. And, Kate

R225, Seeing Buckingham Palace lit up like the Union Jack is so iconic. There's something so graphically appealing about the Union Jack.

I think the crisp reception wasn't unexpected on Harry's part. They all know he was on a hunting trip for Netflix. But maybe one day, hopefully in the not to distant future, everything will be resolved and the brothers can be close again. It is what Diana would have wanted. The Queen too. And Harry knows it.

R228 Yeah, I find it strange why all these American people are the highlights as well.

There is a rumour going around Social Media that Harry and Meghan left for America at 3:15 UK time today.

The Spanish King could have sent some hot flamenco boys at least. Why Americans?

Diana Ross looks great for 78. My mom told me that the reason she sang the first song is because it was a favorite of Princess Diana’s. Her voice isn’t as it use to be but she’s still a presence and a magnetic entertainer. So afraid she was going to fall down those steps!

Diane.

Diana was singing to a track.

If he returns as a divorced man then perhaps there’s a chance of reconciliation R232.

Diana is welcome to sing to a track at my party any time she wishes.

[quote]There is a rumour going around Social Media that Harry and Meghan left for America at 3:15 UK time today.

Hopefully it’s true. Nobody wants them there. They probably started crying that they weren’t getting the attention they wanted.

I missed Diana’s performance! Did she sing “Muscles” for the Royal Family?

The Mail says that Kate's sister and parents were there although I didn't see them.

They must have taken a photo of the Queen with L. It's bound to surface at some point.

R234, wouldn’t be surprised. It’s all very awkward and they definitely seem like outcasts. It’s better for all involved if they left. They should’ve never went. Don’t think it’s solely about Netflix either. I’ve always thought they’d try to go back if their Hollywood dreams failed. Where they went wrong with their projects is that they’re both talentless. They could’ve done well with interesting documentaries on various human interest subjects, not done to death topics that mainly focus on them.

I think their irrelevancy is a done deal. William’s kids are getting older and the focus will shift to them more and more.

R244 oh, for sure. They can’t deny the bairn that one. It’s only right. Just think, in 15 years Lilibet will be posting the photo on whatever platform it is, with hashtags like #famiglia #icon #queen. And she’ll have a whole other field day with Granny Diana. Or who knows, maybe she’ll be a serious person.

Meghan needs to write herself a new script. She should have stayed in CA and tended to her father and worked on a speech where she could try to right the wrongs she has inflicted on Harry and the Royal family by turning him against them. If she can show forgiveness with grace, and that's a big "if," and try to fix what she has done, along with Harry in an interview, it would be a great way to fulfill their Netflix obligations.

Kate’s parents were there.

R247 Ha! You’re delusional! Narcissists like her are never wrong in their minds and THEY are the victim as far as they’re concerned. She will never apologize or admit what she could have done differently.

Pregnant Pippa, too

Harry is not a victim or blameless. He’s a grown man! Meghan’s a shrew and it’s easy to blame her, but he’s just as bad, if not worse. He wasn’t led, she just egged him on.

If I were directing their Netflix series, I would go for an exclusion narrative. Footage of the couple relegated to lesser spaces, looking on wistfully at the festivities, trading sad but knowing glances. Wistful piano music over the distant roar of the crowds. “Well, that’s that, then.” Then boarding the plane, and a shot of it flying off into the sunset. Fade out, fade in. Now they’re back in sunny California, on the beach, frolicking with the kids to the happy sound of crashing waves and upbeat guitar music. Back where they really belong! And then some talking-head reflection on how much the coldness and the boos hurt. I’m not even joking.

Then they’ll sue Netflix for defamation / inaccurate portrayal of their life.

If they insist on marinating in their victimhood, Harry and Meghan will never be accepted by either of their blood families.

R251 Agreed. I am so sick of how Harry keeps getting a pass. He’s just as much to blame.

The lighting was indeed spectacular. Thomas Markle would have really loved it, poor guy.

R253. No, I bet they’d go for it.

I'm so happy to see all the love for HMTQ. Fuck H&M for thinking they were bigger than her, for lecturing her on service and what royalty is, for thinking they could destroy her legacy and life's work all while her husband was dying. Who the hell do they think they are?

It might be possible, R193, but only with a lengthy period, at least a year or 2, of unselfish acts and kindnesses toward the BRF. I don't see Harry being up to it and it will never happen with the PR they are using now.

I bet Harry goes into a real depression once he's back in California. To see all that and know you threw your place in it away. There were choices other than exile and the putting the boot in. Perhaps he'll start to see that now.

Bet that flight home was super fun!

Yeah, the grandfather thing was probably the worst they’ve done. That interview aired as he was dying. I would never, ever forgive him for that. These aren’t private interfamily squabbles, they are airing the dirt out to millions. Lord knows what Harry will write in his book when the Queen goes. Him getting a free pass is ridiculous. He is garbage.

Chin up, Harry. You still have your chickens.

They should make him governor of the Bahamas.

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Was that Naomi Campbell who strutted on the catwalk when Duran Duran performed?

Pretty cool video of fly-bys from inside planes.

Where the Chatto family there? They must have been as they are never excluded from anything, but I didn’t see them in the royal seating area.

Yes, R268. There's a separate thread about the Chatto boys.

Have the Harkles already flown home?

R270, from R234:

[quote] There is a rumour going around Social Media that Harry and Meghan left for America at 3:15 UK time today.

Grain of salt but some sleuth in the DM comments section thinks that the Sussexes headed back to CA tonight based on a private flights going out of Farnborough. Who knows, but that sounds about right.

R270, social media rumors say they have. But who knows?

R269 I can’t see it anywhere…

[quote] I can’t see it anywhere…

In a way, besides big ticket movie openings, this concert is probably the most fun the Family will ever have.

Gayle King is furiously texting Meghan right now, and frustrated that there’s no reply.

Oh, no he didn't! Brilliant Rod! Absolutely BRILLIANT!!!

Rod has never hidden his disgust at H&M, but I didn't think he'd have the neck to sing Baby Jane. Oh Rod, you're a bad'un. "I knew you when you had no one to talk to, Now you're moving in high society. Don't forget I know secrets about you, I wish I knew what I know now before 😂

[quote] this concert is probably the most fun the Family will ever have.

[quote] James and Louise looked happy.

That's the first time I've seen James smiling - he looks like he might grow into a good-looking man!

[quote]Was that Naomi Campbell who strutted on the catwalk when Duran Duran performed?

She’s so annoying. She shows up to the opening of an envelope.

R248 All hail Carole Middleton, the woman who saved the crown!

[quote] Gayle King is furiously texting Meghan right now, and frustrated that there’s no reply.

lol, r277.

And probably true.

okay I'm going to admit it the final Paddington clip where he thanks the queen for everything she's done...I cried like a fucking old queer lol!

Hairy Balls and Smeg are probably crying because nobody will give them the attention they crave anymore.😄

It'll be interesting to see what kind of narc rage revenge Meghan plans for this utter humiliation.

Anything royal they try to do in America is going to look so pathetic now. I mean, it always did, but even more so.

[quote]William and George enjoying the show!

That's some white people shit. Charlotte, on the other hand, knows how to get down

Her rictus grin throughout yesterday festivities were scary and grotesque

Mark my words, in about 10 years (give or take), Harry is gonna miss his family and the UK so bad that it will manifest into a physical illness

R280 - I was about to post the same. He's always appeared subdued, if not somber. An very attractive boy. I hope he keeps his hair!

And I think Lady Louise, after the awkward stages is becoming a beautiful young woman. Look at that lovely skin and those cheekbones.

R290, let's hope he gets the Middleton hair gene.

[quote] let's hope he gets the Middleton hair gene.

?

Are they from Kentucky?

Harry blew up his own life. He knew exactly what he was doing marrying Meghan Markle. She was the one who was going to put William and Kate behind him in his delusional little mind. They were to be the "power couple" everyone talked about. He might not have ever inherited the throne, but he had hopes of always being over William. He thought he and Markle could beat the RF over the head with the racism stick and they could do whatever he wanted. Harry bet his future and all of his money on the wrong horse.

James vibes like a moody adolescent to me.

Can there not be 5 fucking seconds of any thread without you obese, obsessed cunts going on and on about Harry and Meghan?

It's Elizabeth's day.

Kate's dad's hair.

R291

Who imagined the Jubly would be such a fantastic success? Where are all the haters now saying the monarchy is finished with the Queen?

And what a fucking devastating coup de grace to the Sussexes - they thought they could bludgeon the British royal family into submission.

This is the difference between a bludgeon and a gracefully wielded rapier.

The BRF and the English public played Mrs & Mrs Markle brilliantly!! Bravo & thank you!!!

R291, I think they were talking about James, who’s obviously not related to the Middletons. He’s a cute kid, let’s see if it stays that way.

We thoughtfully considered your question R295, and the answer is NO.

R295 It’s kind of a big story how Harry’s been totally ghosted by the royal fam. Not a word about him today, no mention, nada. Publicly iced. He’s DEAD TO THEM.

Thanks for the correction, R299.

R297, I think they will be diminished when the Queen goes. I am not a huge Royal watcher, but I love the Queen. She’s an amazing woman. Her reign will be unmatched and multiple generations have grown up with her. I don’t think Charles will be that popular, certainly his reign won’t be as long. He’s too old now and a bit dull. William would be a better pick to take over next, but that won’t happen.

Gosh, this was nice. The world has been so awful and still is. One old gal made me/us feel better. That ain't nothin'.

R290 - I agree - Louise may have a slight eye problem, still, but she has inherited the fabled Windsor skin, she looks like a natural blonde, and her face has that indefinable thing called charm. But she isn't dressing properly, yet.

R208 I took my mom to see Julie Andrews when she was in Chicago in 2010. Just before she appeared on stage, my mom grasped my hand and said "thank you."

R226 gosh, me too. That beautiful old gal and the teddy. What better representation of the power of England.

R306 Aw, that's so sweet. Julie is a Dame so she has the highest honour a woman can get in the UK.

Ghosted except on DL, r301. Kind of sad he’s hijacked every thread about this really monumental event for the queen. I’m not a fan of the BRF (although I love gossip), but I’m enjoying all of the stuff surrounding this jubilee. Except the H&M crap.

Btw, Harry is the root of all of the issues that H&M have right now. Meghan is not stupid. Harry is very stupid. Take what you will of this.

Saturday night 8pm in America, ABC is airing the concert., Yes, all that is said here. Brilliant.

[R309] Doesn't understand that celebrating H&M getting what they deserve is a celebration of TQ.

R311, so wrong. It isn’t about H&M. At all.

It breaks my heart that George Michael wasn't there today.

Couldn't they find a Negress who knows how to wear a pile of laundry?

Among the many cards Harry and Meghan have played badly: there will be huge inheritances in the Queen's will and, some years later, in Charles's. That's where the big money is, as they have had the revenues from the Duchies of Lancaster and Cornwall respectively for seven decades. So, you trash the Queen's life's work and go on television accusing the royal family of indifference and racism as the Queen's husband lies dying, and you expect to be treated well in her will? They gambled everything on the mistaken notion that they could become international celebrities who were respected and lionized, and now they are seeing their hopes dimming.

Okay... I'm a BIG fan of Diana Ross but nuh-uh... What in the world was she thinking? First, I wondered if she even rehearsed but I then I realized that it wasn't her voice it was that MONSTROUS dress!!! I get that she wanted to do her Queen Diana shtick, (and hide that she's put back on A LOT of weight) but she couldn't negotiate that dress. Besides being ugly it was just too much damn dress! A very mediocre performance from her. Were it not for the lights, the full scale orchestra, and the backup singers, it would have been a total flop.

Diana Ross needed someone to help her down the stairs. Her voice gave out at the end, she was talking rather than singing. Her face looked good, though.

I had the sound down so thought Meghan had stormed the stage and was doing a Mr. de Mille.

Bitch never had the pipes. This is how its done.

[quote] all of the stuff surrounding this jubilee. Except the H&M crap.

They’re boring aside from H&M though.

Out of all the 70+ yr olds still doing this, Elton John sounds the best. Diana Ross, Rod Stewart and, even though he wasn’t there, Stevie Wonder, have all lost it.

The Paddington thing moved me and this line from The Times captured why:

Party at the Palace felt like a passionate — and extremely slick — attempt to pull out all the stops. The energy of the performances and the high production values of the staging made it thrilling to watch, [italics]but there was something else in the mix too, perhaps the sense that everyone involved was celebrating the second Elizabethan age ... but also marking its inevitable passing.[/italics]

Wouldn't singing Dancing Queen have been more appropriate?

That moment HM pulled out a marmalade sandwich from her handbag - What an evening!!! 🇬🇧 #PlatinumPartyatthePalace

Wow wow wow! That concert was amazing! Great line-up. Charles and William were perfect.

The cheer

The biggest diss was the Queen specifically praising Charles and his ‘eldest son William’ for their conservation efforts. That was a big passion of Harry’s if I recall correctly and he was pissed that William took some affiliated patronage.

And fittingly, in two minutes, HM outshone everyone and their horses! "Answering" the question, "What's in her handbag?"! Tapping the beat on her teacup and saucer to introduce "We Will Rock You"! Showing what graciousness is in dealing with Paddington Bear's clumsiness!

HM ROCKS! 👑 🎉

Did the Queen execute the diss at the concert tonight? I think I was refilling my drink.

Diana Ross looks more like Mary Wilson.

Uh oh!

The lighting set a new standard.

[quote]Prince Charles: “If we cheer loud enough she might just hear us!”

(GASP!) What happened? Is Betty dead?

“But at the laste, as every thing hath ende, She took hir leve, and nedes wolde wende.”

[quote]Diana Ross looks more like Mary Wilson.

Okay, now.... It wasn't her best performance. But, that's no reason to be disrespectful.

Love Diana Ross, but with the UK's incredible pedigree in pop and rock music, they couldn't book a homegrown icon to close the show?

Plus, she only really sang one truly iconic song. I like Chain Reaction a lot but that arrangement was terrible. Why mess with the gibb production. I assume it was arranged to accommodate Miss Ross' current capability. Even though she was semi lipsyncing.

R323 OMG was that from today?! If so, Adam needs to lose some damn weight!

Diana should probably retire.

^ It was a lovely nod to the other Diana as in the Princess, who supposedly loved the song Diana sung. The artists & music were favorites of the RF.

[quote]nedes wolde wende.

Translation pls?

R323 Adam reminded me of a float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

[quote]Love Diana Ross, but with the UK's incredible pedigree in pop and rock music, they couldn't book a homegrown icon to close the show?

I think the Royals are genuine Diana Ross fans.

I adore the photo of the crowd's response to the marmalade sandwich. She absolutely charmed us, and little Charlotte looks as though she can hardly believe her eyes. At that age I imagine she might be young enough to think great gran really did sit down with Paddington.

Glad I'm not the only one who teared up tonight.

I loved seeing Miss Ross tonight. Obviously, she was lip syncing most of her performance, and when she did use her live voice it was old lady shrill. Even so, I'm glad to see her performing live on stage at 78 years old. INCREDIBLE!! And I'm so glad she didn't fall up or down those stairs. My fingers were crossed wishing her well.

R339 Regret, or resigned acceptance. This celebration felt like goodbye in so many ways, with a good look at the future

r333

Someone a ways back asked who played the butler–he's Simon Farnaby. He's on the British show Ghosts, which is quite charming.

Did anyone else catch Rod saying the BBC made him sing "Sweet Caroline"?

Mary Wilson was always the "hot babe" Supreme, R334, and it appears hers is the look Miss Ross is trying to emulate.

I would feel so stupid right now if I were a Netflix CEO.

Ross looked like she's always looked - like Ross and no one else. Stop. For those criticising her dress, remember that she's dressing strategically now to diguise old lady bod. She's still bootyful.

R329, yup. Right before Prince William came out.

R345 If the alternative is having that half dead guy shimmy and shake thru "D'Ya Think I'm Sexy", he can sing Sweet Caroline all night long

Gigantic Ross could give Meghan some tips!

Lovely Kate... such a good choice.

[quote]Right before Prince William came out.

WHAT???

I knew it! I KNEW IT!!!

Funny to see Duran Duran performing girls on film at British royal event. Imagine 40 years ago when the original video came out that this song would be requested to be played in honor of the monarch.

Wasn't Diana a fan of dd? I wonder if William wanted them to be included.

[quote] Wasn't Diana a fan of dd?

She was indeed.

Diana put the moves on Simon le Bon but he stayed faithful to Yasmin.

Good that they left Louis Retard at home but George wasn't well behaved either. He kept grimacing.

Odd that the biggest names in music at the moment - Harry Styles, Sheeran, Dua Lipa and Adele - all steered clear.

I see Charlotte...

R357, they should have been allowed to stand up and dance along with the rest of the crowd. They would have enjoyed it.

r346 - I imagine Netflix executives are convening an emergency meeting as I type to explore damage control options.

r353 - I believe that was the case. Someone on one of these threads said that the band said the Palace requested specific songs

Louis is a tard.

[quote]This Jubilee seems final. A look forward at the future of the Royal Family, and saying goodbye to the Queen.

It certainly announced a regency in a spectacular fashion as well. There's no need to think otherwise and the cast was fully detailed for all to see clearly and definitively.

Except was Anne there? I didn't see her.

IMO, the best performances were Duran Duran and Alicia Keys, unexpectedly. AK can have off moments, but she can also be a really good performer.

The Queen & Paddington Bear, I didn't understand the reason for that.

She and Timothy Laurence were seated next to Sophie Wessex.

It’s not odd R358, and what leads you to say they “steered clear”? Maybe they weren’t asked. It’s not like they were needed to guarantee a crowd.

Take your tin hat off.

Honestly, I think the reason some of the bigger acts didn’t join in was budget.

[quote]Honestly, I think the reason some of the bigger acts didn’t join in was budget.

Agree, and any way, who cares if the top flight acts weren't there, it was just meant to be fun, and it was for a million reasons

Helen Lawson just tweeted she does not have mobility issues, her Dancing Queen cover got cut for time.

Budget? I doubt this. It's an honor and a feather in one's cap to appear at the Jubilee. Historic. For the ages. There have to be other reasons other big acts did not perform.

Daily Mail is saying H&M are not expected at tomorrow's events either. So I'm betting they have left the UK after all. Kind of a shitty thing to leaving on your kid's first birthday.

I think some of the ‘bigger’ acts mentioned are on tour. Harry Styles is for sure.

Security reasons? Might big acts draw gate crashers?

Didn't know this but apparently "Your Song" by Elton John was Kate and William's first dance at their wedding.

Also, they would have been booking these acts a couple of years ago at least, and some acts probably backed out through covid, and were replaced as quickly as possible ... too bad so sad for those that may have backed out ... it was an awesome and historic event.

Was wonderful. What do the English like more than a laugh, some nice food & a sing song. I remember as a Yank visiting, going to a conservative men's club with my husbear's family & people champing at the bit to sing along with a band that was playing. Really touched me. Same thing happened at wedding we went to a few months later. Its very charming. Young & old singing all together to some hokey tunes.

French and Saunders, a British institution, would have been fun here, but they're not royalists and both declined the OBE in 2001.

I'm fairly sure this must have been the case with other potential performers as well.

What happened to Elton John? How come he performed remotely? I knew he flew into London but then was on wheelchair. I guess he figured if the Queen can appear by Zoom, so can he.

The Queen/Paddington Bear interlude was cute, touching, brilliant to the point of heartbreaking. Because deep down, we all know that the end of one of the most unique eras in history is winding down to its conclusion.

Another "Mary" moment was during Charles speech, he mentioned how the Queen has seen us through good times and bad. Up on the palace they put an image of the Queen during her Covid speech and then on the other side of the palace "we will meet again" appears in cursive. That line makes me cry every time. MARY!

On 'em for putting screens down the Mall so the shlubs stuck way the fuck down the back could still view what was going on.

All bits with the Queen and speeches of Will and Charles had me all in my feelings. I'm glad she's getting her flowers while she's still alive to receive them.

This was so boring without her actually showing up. Just seems pointless when the actual Queen isn't attending half of her own party.

It was so beautiful.

[quote] Wouldn't singing Dancing Queen have been more appropriate?

She is on record as liking that song, “because I like to dance, and I am the queen.”

I think Rod should have done “You Wear it Well” for Her Maj.

[quote]Honestly, I think the reason some of the bigger acts didn’t join in was budget.

I don't think people got paid for showing up here; it's an HONOR. And some of the performers are favorites of the Queen.

This is the third? fourth? snap I've seen of Mike Tindall wearing his missus's fascinator. He may be simply doing his bit of a lad act, but I'd lay good money on the bet that he's wearing her knickers too.

You guys forget that it's kind of uncool for many younger British people to be a monarchist. A lot of younger people don't understand the point of the monarchy (that usually comes with age). So I am not surprised that a bunch of contemporary big British stars passed on this.

R385

HM/bearking was the best part.

R364 “The Queen and Paddington Bear. I didn’t see a reason for that.”

Okay killjoy. It WAS a party for The Queen. To thank her for 70 years of duty and loyalty. And in that vein, Paddington said thank you to her at the end of the skit. It was cute, charming, whimsical, a little something special for everyone —including the children. Everyone loves Paddington. Except you, apparently. P.S. Maybe The Queen and the organizers have a heart and wanted to bring a smile to some faces.

I wish I could have watched this with you bitches, but I had to work. What’s on the agenda tomorrow?

I forget how much fun it is to “watch” royal events with DL.

Having just rewatched the delightful skit with HM & Paddington, I think Queen Elizabeth actually has presence and acting ability! Put her in some movies!

It was all very vulgar.

[quote] Put her in some movies!

No. They'll just come up with porn titles of the movies, e.g., The Queen's Breach.

[R377] They DECLINED? What an empty gesture. Idiots.

Every body on the planet is an idiot if not in agreement with senile r396.

If you look at the demographic breakdown of the latest (4 days ago) Yougov poll 33% of 18-24s think the monarchy should stay while 77% of 65+ think it should stay.

50% of Londoners support the monarchy while it's 65% for the rest of England.

[quote]This was so boring without her actually showing up. Just seems pointless when the actual Queen isn't attending half of her own party.

I agree. What are Sunday’s events? Is she expected to attend any of those? I sure hope so!

We've got a lot of Boomers here. And for us, Diana Ross at 78 still belting it out on the greatest of world stages brings a message we all want to hear:

It's Not Over Yet!

Presuming Harry and Meghan did bring their kids (even though only the hairdresser has actually confirmed it) did Archie just stay shut up in a hotel room 99% of his trip?

Do you all think Harry self medicates with alcohol and/drugs?

That private plane ride back to California must have been brutal

Haz does like to get drunk but even if not, he probably scowled in anger the whole time.

Today:

"The final day of the Queen’s jubilee celebrations continues with the spectacular Platinum Pageant and the best of the street parties from the UK. The Platinum Pageant is a spectacular parade that brings together dancers, military displays, musicians, key workers and communities to mark HM the Queen’s 70-year reign. " Coverage starts at 1pm GMT on the BBC.

[quote] Do you all think Harry self medicates with alcohol and/drugs?

Vis-a-vis alcohol, with Brits, it's tough to tell. Going down to the pub for a pint or six is such a part of the culture. I've watched Brits spend 8 straight hours knocking back beer and wine on flights from Bangkok to Sydney and walk off the plane right as rain. Given this, how could you tell if he was self-medicating with alcohol or simply doing his culturally-inculcated Brit thing.

R364 The skit with Paddington Bear wasn’t targeted at you, shocking as that might seem.

This was a satisfying end to the whole saga. We now know where H&M stand in the BRF and how they will be managed if the ever visit again. Charles coronation will be much the same. Harry and Meghan across the aisle and a few seats behind, maybe a window shot.

We also know where they stand in America now. Any engagements they attempt will look like sad royal cosplay. Even Harry's polo club seems all the sadder. They truly have to make their way now, on their own starpower, not as high ranked royals.

This Jubilee literally could not have gone better.

Blocking them from public appearances was understandable. But it was pretty surprising that their invitation to the private reception after the church service somehow went astray. Guess so much mail piled up at Frogmore Cottage during their absence that they didn't have time to sort through it.

So is the queen making an appearance today or not?

R409 As of 08:13 London Time, you'll have to make due with the understudies. The Star Act is indisposed. That may well change closer to the time of the Platinum Parade.

Erratum R410 Pageant, not Parade

R410 Well, I’m so glad I watched Thursdays events live since that seems to be her only appearance!

[Quote]But it was pretty surprising that their invitation to the private reception after the church service somehow went astray.

No, it is not. Again, Harry is suing the Gov re security coverage. To put him in a room full of top politicians and a family that doesn't trust him would have been ridiculous.

09:09 London Time and thunderstorms are predicted in London for the last day of Jubilee celebrations. Bring your brolly to the Platinum Pageant which is scheduled to begin at 14:30 (2:30PM) London Time.

R413 True, after what he's done I'm not sure Harry can trust his family or any top politicians. But they must have had metal detectors in place at the reception.

William cemented his image last night as the premiere member of The Firm. Diana would've been so proud. He also looks better than he ever has and openly showed his affection for his children. So different from the Queen. Can't they put him ahead of Charles?

Oprah put on a better show in her backyard. What a line up.

The hits keep coming, the Cambridges just released pics of Kate and the kids baking some jubilee cakes…

R408 This has been explained at least three times. It isn't surprising at all. The Sussexes were kept out of any situation in which they could have tried to approach the Cambridges or the Cornwalls. The reception was a buffet and people mingled freely. No one trusted the Sussexes not to try to get themselves a photo OP with his father or brother and their wives that would take up headlines and give the Sussexes a chance to gather higher grade toual pixie dust to monetise.

And the other reason was the numerous high-level Cabinet ministers there. Harry is suing the Home Office over his security status, and the Home Sectetary was amongst the guests.

It was a situation in which no one sane would have unleashed H&M to roam freely, grazing for PR.

After Meghan's little performance with the kiddies behind the windows of the Trooping the Colour, and rolling down the limo windows of when leaving to smile at the crowds (done if whom booed), it's clear all the decisions were wise.

Meghan, especially, cannot be trusted, she cannot control herself.

And, there are many rumours floating that she was wired, hoping for "material" for Netflix.

I hope they were screened electronically before lunch with the Queen and the meeting with Charles.

The children are there, don't be silly. No photo ops with the kids was probably another condition. If the Queen allowed one privately at that meeting, it will be hers, not theirs, and I'm sure she'll release it when she wants to.

It is reported that the Sussexes held an informal birthday celebration for Lilubet yesterday, attended by "some second cousins", which probably means the York grandchildren and maybe the Tindalls.

But not the Queen, as the bawling bullshit tabs excitedly predicted.

Next: the secret christening of Lilibet at Windsor. Right.

On to the pageant and perhaps one last heroic balcony appearance by HM accompanied by the Cornwalls and Cambridges.

Likely the last time we will ever see her there.

The sooner the queen drops dead, the sooner these moronic threads will end. Godspeed.

^* royal pixie dust

*some of whom booed

The dress photographs beautifully but wowee... that was A LOT of dress...

R418 How lovely it is that Kate and the kids are shown to be just like the rest of us schlubs. Except that they have maids and cooks and butlers and nannies and gofers who can pop round to Tesco or Fortnum and Mason or Harrods to pick up a few dozen cupcakes for the show. Then it's simply a matter of appropriate oh look they're just like us clothing, some kitchen utensils, set up the shots, snap snap and Bob's yer uncle. Then the nannies take the kids away, the maid's clean up and Kate goes off to her next appointment.

I will be a blithering mess when the Old Girl finally goes. But I resent this blatant pandering to the lowest common denominator masses.

I take no pleasure in writing that I wouldn't be surprised if Harry has a mental breakdown. I wouldn't be surprised if domestic violence happens initiated by either of them.

Of course, it's entirely possible their presence at the Jubilee only reinforced, in their minds, their decision to leave. They been deluded so far about their appeal, such as it is.

Now what?

Assuming that Markle is still capable of taking a cold, hard, look at their situation, I'll bet she files for divorce first.

If the speculation has merit that their financial resources are dwindling, and they're hanging by the fingernails, hoping Harry's book is a hit, well, good luck with that.

(And, I know that some here state that Markle will never file for divorce because staying Harry's wife is all she has going for her, but I'm not persuaded.)

As a poster upthread noted, both Q E II and Charles aren't immortal, but their money is, and will be distributed among the children and grandchildren, but perhaps, not to you if you're on the outs with them.

If only they had toughed it out. Perhaps they'd have been sitting on the other side of William, shown laughing together and enjoying the concert.

The Sussexes blew it.

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I'm hoping that the weather holds - currently cloudy in London and rain expected late afternoon - and at some point during the Jubilee Pageant, the Old Girl appears on the Buck House balcony one final time.

What would you prefer? That they pretend the post-modern ETA never happened?

And making cupcakes is so easy those kids with Kate would have no problem doing it for real. Kate allegedly isxa quite decent coomand was often spotted grocery shopping in Anglesey when William was posted there for his air Ambulance service.

She actually IS like the rest of us, remember? Shexessnt raised in cadtlescwith fleets of servants as the Queen was.

I'd say if anyone was more than likely to be making cupcake batter with her own kids, it's Kate.

I want to see the Queen dance!

[quote] was often spotted grocery shopping in Anglesey when William was posted there for his air Ambulance service.

[quote]She actually IS like the rest of us, remember?

R427 Anglesey was 15? 16? years ago. Before three kids. Before taking on Royal duties. Kate hasn't been "like the rest of us" since 29 April 2011. Blatant PR is no substitute for reality.

R397 Sorry, didn’t realize you cared so much.

The baking is a nice thing. Baking, gardening, sports, children - all nice things for a future Queen to involve herself with. Kate is very upbeat.

R419 The Tindalls were at the derby most of the day . I doubt they attended that birthday party .

^^*apologies for all the typos, I'm doing this lying down on a phone, overcome with emotional exhaustion.

The Daily Mail really shills for Harry and Meghan. The sugary article about Lillibet's birthday party is enough to give readers toothache.

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[quote]The Daily Mail really shills for Harry and Meghan.

Bless your heart.

For all of you outside England, as far as I can figure out this is the Sky link for live coverage of the Platinum Jubilee Pageant, which is due to kick off in about an hour. The Pageant is also being covered live on BBC and ITV.

The DM article about Lidl's birthday party was very carefully worded: it says the "royal children" aka cousins were "invited" to the birthday party. No where does it confirm if any of them actually went to the party. I thought it was Meghan's PR but now I thinking the DM made it all up to troll them.

R435, I know they are on the H&M payroll, I'm just pointing out how far they go with their asskissing.

How do you you know, r438? Tell us more, please.

Why would the DM ass kiss or be on the Sussex payroll after yet another lawsuit?

Are you saying the Sussexes are somehow suing themselves?

R429 Two days after her wedding Kate was photographed pushing a trolley and shopping in Waitrose.

I feel like the press (and most here) will not relent until we all fully hate Harry and Meghan. If they hadn’t appeared in some capacity for the celebrations, everyone would be ripping on them too (how disrespectful!) They can’t win, ever. Her family is gross and despicable, as is the press who hang on their every loser-grudging words.

They’ve made lots of missteps surely (Oprah, book and TV deals) but it seems like they can’t just be. They disappeared for a long time after leaving the royal family and were criticized for that, only disclosed their whereabouts and a picture of Archie when the neighbors found out. If they are such media whores, where are the pictures of their children, only a few out there. Few pictures of them in California except for the polo. Being famous and royal does not seem fun at all.

R440 Let me know the next time you see Katie at your local Tesco or Sainsbury's.

Sainsbury's you say?

Sainsbury's you say?

R443 R444 Perhaps you should actually READ what you post. Just regular old shlub mum Kate out at Sainsbury's with, her kids . . . and her Security detail.

"#TheDuchessofCambridge, I spoke with her security. They asked me not to take photos. I almost died. And I also told the security that It was me who made the doll. I understand your skepticism but I promise you it happened. Xx."

No, Kate is most certainly NOT llike us.

R441 They're doing a reality show.

I guess the theme of the series will be "yes, we're just like ordinary people, but sometimes we have to go to St. Paul's Cathedral to honor Harry's grandmother, THE QUEEN, and this is how we remember Harry's mother, PRINCESS DIANA, when we're not feeding the chickens and doing good works for charity, and ohmigosh how people love us, and all we want to do is promote love and understanding and mental health, because we've been hurt by those awful racist men in gray suits but we keep moving forward toward goodness."

Sky News has kicked in, broadcasting live from Buck House for the Platinum Pagaent.

I get that there are folks who are addicted to attention. I think they don't understand, but too much PR leads to fatigue on the part of the public. Harry & Meghan are starting to reach that tipping point. They are too old to appeal to the kids on line. He's balding, his looks fading. It is now clear he lied about wanting to be Just Harry, see his sulking looks with Lady Chatto at St. Paul's, as well as a myriad of other things.. No one is going to cry for his being deprived of money by the RF & the British taxpayer as they have to figure out how to pay for gas to get to their jobs. Polo is not an American sport, or a high level international one, so who cares when he plays.

Too bad they didn't put some money into a good strategist, maybe they did. Too late to mend fences with the RF. They got their number, so does much of the rest of the world. See Boos at St.Paul's.

R445 - Could you please try to be tedious? It would be interesting to see how far you can push the tiresome envelope.

TIA

Again - if not for the Oprah interview. That made it unfixable. Why oh why did they do that? So stupid.

R450 It would be far less tedious/tiresome if you addressed the original assertion.

Their principal problem within the family is they have utterly shattered trust. It's hard enough to forgive someone who has betrayed your trust in regular life. They have a whole monarchy at stake. They are fucked as long as they are married. Only Harry could come back and that depends on whether he sorts himself out or not.

The Platinum Jubilee Pageant is also being broadcast live on the Royal Family Channel.

The family must feel exhilarated but exhausted.

And here comes the Gold State Coach, last seen 20 years ago

Beyond leaving the monarchy in a huff, the Oprah interview, and their Netflix contract, they've conducted themselves in a way that evidences their unsuitability for being formal royals or personal family members. Their PR alone was damaging until the general public caught onto their games. Do Harry and Meghan not realize the government have the ability to track the origin of certain PR and share that info with the royal family? Regardless of her titular role, the Queen and those who work on her behalf are a tool of the government. The government is not going to let a couple of grasping cokeheads in any meaningful proximity to the institution.

The gang's all there Kate, the kids, Charles, Cammie, Ann, Mike Tindall, prolly in his missus's knickers, Wills

Mayor Kahn, BoJo next to Tindall

It sounds kind of ridiculous at this point saying if they divorce he might be able to come back. They have kids together, it’s not like he can just pick up and leave the country. Harry, who is not a victim, is stuck stateside for the next 17 years if he wants to be close to his kids. Within that time, William’s kids will be be of age and it won’t matter anymore.

That divorce will be a mess unless Harry or his family gives Meghan lots of $$$. She's going pap those kids right and left.

Not true at all R460. No one would be stuck.

I’m watching the YouTube Sky link (and the French Open final, Nadal up 4-2 in first set) and the “60s” bus is being interviewed. Have no idea who these people are, no introductions.

The State Coach has a hologram or something of the queen sitting inside, very effective.

Yes, he’s stuck. The best thing for them would be to scale back their ambitions, downsize to a less grand home, and find something real to do. For example, I think Meghan should drop the humanitarian thing and just revive her lifestyle blog. At least it would be something upbeat and positive. Harry can continue with polo and maybe veterans charities. And maybe if they keep visiting the UK regularly, people will get used to them and sort of grudgingly tolerate them again. That’s my expert advice anyway.

In this day and age, no one with the means those two have, is stuck. Ridiculous thing to say R464.

R464 is writing treatises here about a couple of people who are nowhere to be seen. How about taking a bathroom break?

R465. What are their means? Can you explain what income source they have to maintain their current lifestyle for decades to come? You do realise many, many formerly rich people go bankrupt, right?

Ridiculous.

R466 Why do you care?

R462, sorry, but you’re delusional. If they divorce, he is most definitely still stuck. She is not moving back to England. Unless she gives up custody, he is staying in America. You can’t be a working Royal and live even part time in America. Not to mention the ill will he will still have amongst his family. He can spend time in the UK of course, but will he leave his kids for months at a time? Unlikely, unless he wants even more bad press. I don’t see him crossing the Atlantic on a weekly basis. Harry as the public knew him pre Meghan is gone for good.

Good luck getting top dollar for that Montecito monstrosity.

I’m not engaging in your speculative nonsense R469.

Now, fuck off.

DL's middle name is 'speculative nonsense'.

He’s stuck if they were to divorce and he wants to be in the same country as his children. That’s all. To spend significant time on different continents would be a bad look. But of course money could solve things.

Time of Our Lives. Everyone conveniently forgot that Britain was still on rationing from the war when the Queen was crowned.

R469, R467, R464, R460 = have the inside scoop, because they are in the know.

I hate military jingoism in the U.S., but love this Jubilee parade with all the different military groups. Their uniforms are spectacular. Hypocrital, I know, but the pomp and circumstance is fun.

Well of course, R475. Why are you or any of us here?

R468, because you're a broken record. Same thing over and over and over. We heard you the first time.

R478 What was it I posted that upset you so much you had to trolldar me? Just curious.

Holy shit! One, count em ONE woman in the stands wearing a mask!

^For anyone not interested, there are butt threads, tennis threads, cooking threads, go there. We won't mind or miss you. We are here & interested.

There's Peter Philips with his new love next to his daughter Savannah. What happened to his ex missus??

They should have swapped out Alicia Dyke and Diana Ross for Steps and Kylie Minogue.

I grew up in a Mardi Gras town, so I guess I was expecting more from the 'floats' in this parade. It's just been a bunch of cars and buses and such.

This reminds of the Mooba Parades back in Melbourne. Cheap, but cheerful.

Erratum R485 MooMba

Can we please just table the H&M discussion for five minutes and talk about the topic of this thread? I mean, there are 3,000 other threads specifically for them, I’m sure you’ll all be welcome there.

Anyway, is the queen scheduled to appear at any point? I don’t think we’ve heard whether she was even scheduled for today. I really hope we get an appearance on the last day of her celebration. It’s been pretty great and pulled off perfectly.

Teletubbies!! Yay!!!

[quote] Anyway, is the queen scheduled to appear at any point?

At the moment, no. But I'm hoping, since it hasn't started raining, she'll step out onto the balcony of Buck House at some point.

She's scheduled to appear on the balcony with the heirs at the end of the parade.

Isn't she in Windsor?

If she is unable to do the balcony appearance, I suppose they'll just release the monarchy and heirs pic. They usually release one for Jubilee and haven't done so, yet.

I always find the sight of Prince George rather touching. The little King. One hopes the Middleton influence will help him keep his head on straight.

I thought this was it?

R433 That's a joke, right?

The DM has thrown enough shade at those two to cover Britain. They cover their arses with the occasional anodyne piece like Lilibet's birthday, and a Duchess Dazzles In!

They've been on the receiving end of legal actions by the Sussexes three times, and Harry has one going for defamation right now.

The DM is a business. It knows exactly what it's doing.

It's about as much a shill for the Sussexes as Rishi Sunak is for higher taxes on business.

Spotting lots of the Queen's great-grandchildren in the audience, but weirdly not the ones on a special trip to the UK.

Thanks for the Sussex "victim" porn R441. Yes, it's everyone else's fault that they can't just live a private life despite the piles of money they spend on PR.

That pic was from a few years ago, R494. We should expect a new one today.

Are we allowed to discuss the ladies’ fashions on this thread? In particular, what do we think of Eugenie’s dresses of the past few days? Some bold choices as usual, I suppose she tends toward that because she works in the art world.

This parade seems like a Macy's wanna-be. Som really cool costumes, but most people just seem to be wandering about. Not very tight.

Looks like an unmutilated Pride Flag heading up the Mall.

Are people youtube streaming this? Where?

R445 is Kevin McGuire and I claim my 5 pounds.

Get off your fucking pedestal and stop patronising us.

We KNOW they're rich. It does not follow, ipso facto, that Kate and the kids weren't really making cupcakes.

Ffs, they do it in primary school.

Your position seems to be that the Cambridge kids are inhuman and their parents have never allowed a moment like this to occur in their lives.

Get lost.

Royal Family Channel on YouTube R502

R502 Royal Family Channel and Sky News, both on YouTube live

R481, we are in a viewing party thread, the parade is going on. And yet you keep shoehorning two people who aren't there and drone on with same old. At least come up with some fresh angle.

'Obsessed' doesn't even begin to cover you.

Grandpa Charles and little Louis are adorable.

It's not a parade, it's a pageant.

Here's how it's described

The main acts of the Jubilee Pageant For Queen and Country

Following a pre-show and "Once Upon a Time" performance, the first act will recognise the services of the armed forces and will feature a spectacular military parade.

The Time of Our Lives

This will be followed by a joyful and lively presentation of the seven decades of the Queen's reign, paying homage to culture, music, dance, and fashion.

Let's Celebrate

Telling the story of the Queen's life in 12 chapters, this act will include corgi puppets, carnival creations, and different dances.

Happy and Glorious

The final act will be a grand musical spectacle, featuring a performance by Ed Sheeran and a rendition of the National Anthem.

1/3

R503 bored on a Sunday. Go back to the ORIGINAL POST back at R423 R429. Your assumptions, interpretations are ERRONEOUS. Now fuck off thataway and let the rest of us get back to the topic of this thread.

Mall filled with Abba music An Abba-themed float has also appeared on The Mall belting out the track "Dancing Queen", featuring plenty of sequins.

A giant Pride flag has also been displayed to celebrate the gay rights movement. Northern Soul is also represented in the pageant. On another float are a series of drag queens.

Elsewhere space hoppers, roller skaters and hula hoopers are bouncing along The Mall.

And on the 1990s bus, stars include Naomi Campbell, Vanessa-Mae and Kate Moss. 2/3

Most entertaining:

Louis does it again: Mischievous prince delights with his funny faces He delighted the internet with his funny faces on the Buckingham Palace balcony on Thursday, and Prince Louis looked set to do the same at Sunday's pageant as he made a series of hilarious expressions while watching the celebrations.

Much to the Duchess of Cambridge’s amusement - and occasional displeasure - the four-year-old prince thumbed his nose, yawned and covered his face with his hands in an exasperated gesture after seemingly becoming fed up with the parade.

He was also pictured seemingly pointing at Boris Johnson while looking at his mother with a slightly bemused expression.

How much longer will this parade be on?

Little Louis asking his pops how much longer last.

R512 Another 45 min give or take, til 17:00 London time.

And Pops telling him: Go and talk to Grandpa.

I hope Kate packed marmalade sandwiches in her purse. Those children must be getting hungry.

No room in Camilla’s purse with the gin and chocolates.

A hologram of the younger Queen in the golden coach, what a brilliant idea!

Eugenie and Jack brought little August to the Pageant. It's the first time any of the public has seen his face. She's posted many photos of the back of his head on Instagram but never his face.

Kate gave Louis something to eat.

So many so called progressives have been complaining about the "fascist" display of the union jacks across London.

Watching the Indian wedding dancers come down the Mall in their bright orange, with the red white and blue in the background made me feel quite proud.

Lucky Queen, getting to meet Paddington.

George: Get outta my seat!

Charlotte: Fuck off! I'm wanna sit next to Papa.

The Queen will be appearing soon, says Sky News

The royal standard flag has been raised at Buckingham Palace, so the queen must be making an appearance on the balcony.

The Royal Standard has been raised. The Queen is in the palace.

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Hope so. I've been sitting here for 3 hours watching this shit waiting for her to ruck up.

Someone call Della. If the Queen's gonna put in an appearance, she'd want to see it.

Buck House confirmed that the Queen MAY appear on the balcony at the end of the pageant.

The most AMAZING part of this shindig is that everyone spent the whole time watching the pageant. No one had their face buried in the phone. Shazam!!

Mia is looking a little pudgy. Takes after her father.

Royal standard has just gone up at BP.

She's there!

I'm Marying!!!!

This is my favourite moment of the day so far

Ed Sheeran expected to sing Perfect.

And here come the thundering hordes up the Mall

Yay! The Queen's gonna appear!!!

All the Royals and the children has left to appear on the balcony.

Yes!!!!

*have left the box to appear on the balcony

So exciting!

Charles, Camilla and the Cambridges have just left the royal box....the Queen is going to appear!!!!!!!!!!!! Omg I'm going to cry I so know it!

Damn someone better make a part IV.

Anyone know who's the bloke singing???

Passing R540 a box of tissue. . .

Do they not drape the balcony usually if the BRF are making an appearance?

Here you go.

Thanx R545!!

One more time, who the fuck was singing?

[quote] He was also pictured seemingly pointing at Boris Johnson while looking at his mother with a slightly bemused expression.

“Why doesn’t that man’s mummy comb his hair?”

Question for our British cousins: why was Prince Charles - and only Prince Charles - standing at times during the parade. Is this out of respect for the troops passing?

Royal Family Channel has a camera focused on the balcony.

R549 Numb ass. He's 73.

Who ARE these people singing???

Part IV below if needed. So glad it looks like the queen is making an appearance.

So glad the rain held off.

Oh look R538, it’s Ed Sheeran

Yay! In Green!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gawwwwwwwwwwwwd Save the Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

She looks like shit. She is most NOT well..

R558 She's a 96 year old woman with mobility problems and is probably in pain what the fuck do you want?

Soon HM will be reunited with her love, her sister and her father and mother, to live forever in peace.

G-d Save the Queen!!

She really is remarkably in good shape for her age, but I guess what’s worrying is the marked decline over the last year. If it’s been stabilized, she may have a few, or many, years left. If not, probably not more than a year.

Did anybody else laugh (charmed) at the Tindalls groovin' out to Dancing Queen? I thought it was awesome!

Seeing DL's old Kweens orgasms over The Old Queen is très amusant. Thanks for the laugh.

Some day, R564, maybe you'll find the good feeling in liking something and connecting with something, instead of spending all your time trying to cancel everybody else. But I don't know what you'll ever have to look back on with fondness, given what a grim lot you all are.

You’re a bitter little piece of shit, aren’t you R564?

I feel sorry for you and anyone who has to endure your presence.

R564 = dumb American.

The Cambridges baking cakes.

R564, never mind, luv. You’ll do better next time.

Love the queen and it does bring a tear to my eye this is probably her last time on the balcony

Really, R368? For an event of this magnitude in the US, I think top acts would be glad to be a part. It is a historical event that has not happened in centuries. The details will be documented and will associate performers with history. I'm not British, but a special holiday and a year or more of preparation with the historical context would seem to make this quite important.

One is terribly glad to be done with all that.

Like many British people I'm what I'd call a soft republican. The concept of a monarchy where the eldest child is given the power to become head of state and those born into the bloodline are given privileges and titles is just totally bizarre, especially when you have a crisis around those who want to step away from the responsibility (Harry) and those who should be stripped of their responsibilities (Andrew).

But the alternative is a divisive and polarised election where populists put themselves forward as a president.

Charles and William are therefore preferable to any alternatives so I'm mostly supportive of them.

R509 Hey, fucktard. I'm th OP here and on Part II.

Take your pompous arse somewhere else. And you're blocked.

The rest of us are only bored by your strident whingeing.

This was fucking fabulous, all four days. I got choked up at the anthem today, knowing this is probably the last time I'd hear it and see her up there, together.

So many people predicted a bust.

We always surprise outsiders.

It was such a huge, massive event. Coordinating all the participants, the special effects, security, transport, everything…mind boggling. Kudos to the organizers, I hope they get a month’s holiday to recuperate. AFAICT, it all went off without a hitch. I did see a riderless horse at the Trooping of Color and a vintage Jag (?) broke down during the parade and had to be pushed. Tens of thousands of spectators and no one was stabbed/shot. What a spectacle.

R566

I’m bawling.

And sitting in my car.

R566, you won if she's resorting to revenge memes.

R567 Smart American not paying for a worthless lot.

You paid for the Trumps, dear, that's worth at least a thousand years of British monarchy.

^ Maybe not. Heard Biden's sister, that big brain suggested the US taxpayer should pay for Smegans security.

The Queen has released a statement.

^ Signature getting a bit shaky.

Louis is so cute.

DM is anything but a shill for H&M. They purposely run these sugary fawning articles to get clicks and incite the readers.

It's their style. Like when they run photos of an aged and very aged-looking ex-star taking out the garbage and rave at how glamorous she still looks. Cue the comments!

At least these two will let you fuck em for rent money.

I wish nothing but the best for the old gal, but all this pomp & circumstance makes me wonder what pageantry is in store for the Queen's funeral.

As my mother would say, Louis is headed the right way for a spanking. Kate looks annoyed with him, but all the kids look antsy. It's probably been a really long weekend for them.

What should be the saddest sight for the Sussexes in all this is not Kate and William centre-stage, but Louis on Grandad Next King's lap. That's what they've deprived their kids of, far more than a balcony appearance.

The roar of the thousands on the Mall when the three generations came out could not be mistaken.

The Platinum Jubilee, as the Queen, it now seems clear, intended it should, served to build a soft but visible bridge between the past and the future.

"It's time to recognise that we are now far closer to one side of that bridge than the other," she seems to be saying. I think it takes courage, in her case likely supported by deep religious faith, to acknowledge that privately and to the world.

R589 has a really good point. There is something wonderful about having loving grandparents. The Sussexes have made it impossible for their children to know either of their grandfathers. They've also frozen out the aunts, uncles, and cousins who can enrich a family. For all their emphasis on family, the Sussexes really don't know how to love their own extended families.

R575 many watched it worldwide. I hope it won't be the last time we see her on the balcony. She was so active prior to COVID, despite the death of her husband, and having to stop her activity really affected her. When older people have to suspend activity it does take a toll unless they can return to it. I hope she gets to spend a lot of time at Balmoral this summer, moving around increasingly and getting some strength and stamina back.

There is something really valuable about an extended family network, it helps kids have a wider perspective of the world and not just the parents reality.

[quote] I hope she gets to spend a lot of time at Balmoral this summer, moving around increasingly and getting some strength and stamina back.

I think she's as good as she can be, right now. She didn't show up for most of the Jubilee, which is symbolically important. She's started to pave the way for Charles and even Camilla.

Really, R580? What do you call 4 years of Trump, family and cronies? They helped themselves to a fortune at taxpayer expense, not to mention causing considerable damage to the whole country and setting in motion a slow-rolling coup that continues to this day.

Why are you all still here? We're on Part IV.

R590 I agree, Harry and Meghan are suddenly coming across as even worse than before. They are denying their children a relationship with grandparents and extended family, other than Meghan’s mum, they really do seem awful and unlikable. I think that this whole jubilee weekend has been a real eye opener for them, and they probably realise how badly they’ve fucked up.

" . . . and they probably realise how badly they’ve fucked up."

Talk about delusion, right here on DL. For people like those two, it is now and always will be somebody else's fault.

R597 - Diana was exactly the same way. The failure of her marriage in the early days, when with her youth and beauty and a bit of savvy she could have seen Camilla off, were hers. She was emotionally demanding and draining, and that's the last sort of thing Charles responds to.

Later on, of course, Charles provided her with an easy villain. But it takes two to tango, as my sainted Mum used to say (and who was a terrific dancer, something she did not, unfortunately, pass on to me). But those early failures, when Diana got angry when Charles observed protocol up at Balmoral by serving afternoon drinks to his grandmother, first, were very much hers.

R597 Of course they will blame everyone else, but they can still do that despite realising they have fucked up. The new A list life with multiple million dollar contracts doesn’t seem to be going anywhere, and they certainly won’t be welcome back here in the U.K.

Rr598 True BUT Diana was a sheltered teenager. H&M are pushing 40.

R598, as it’s apparent in the book about her by Tina Brown, she was demanding and draining because her husband did not love her. She was definitely acting out (she was barely out of her teens).

R571, It is a historical event that has never before happened. Period.