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I want to be underwhelmed—Feel the Heat—Summer 2022

Sweat glistens on taut skin. Oh my.

by Anonymousreply 261June 25, 2022 2:41 PM

Past underwhelms.

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by Anonymousreply 1May 29, 2022 9:12 PM

the heat makes muh cooter itch somethin fierce

by Anonymousreply 2May 29, 2022 9:14 PM

Mosquitoes hover

Sweat glistening on taut skin

Gun smoke in the air

by Anonymousreply 3May 29, 2022 9:25 PM

I don't see how I'm gonna make it through the summah.

by Anonymousreply 4May 29, 2022 9:26 PM

The heat makes me wander into the backyard and curl my toes into the grass and turn on the garden hose until the water runs icy cold onto my bare feet. Ahhh …. Maybe I’ll be near a swimming pool next year ….

by Anonymousreply 5May 29, 2022 9:27 PM

I'm out of Mr. Clean Magic Eraser sheets and running low on Dawn and Lysol Wipes. I'll have to make a Target run. Last time I had them bring my order out to the car but I think I'll actually go inside this time.

by Anonymousreply 6May 29, 2022 9:46 PM

Sweat glistens on my taint

by Anonymousreply 7May 29, 2022 9:59 PM

I want fast food that isn’t healthy and it’s just as fast walking twelve blocks as waiting for a bus.

However, there’s a Seattle stuttering rain and I’m in sweatpants. We don’t do umbrellas. Greasy chicken smeared across my face ….

by Anonymousreply 8May 29, 2022 10:35 PM

It looks like I'll be getting two new cats next week. I'm not whelmed, but I'm happy. 😊

by Anonymousreply 9May 30, 2022 1:24 AM


by Anonymousreply 10May 30, 2022 5:47 AM

I made a carrot cake in a blender. It was surprisingly good and incredibly easy.

Full recipe is at emmafontanella.com

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by Anonymousreply 11May 30, 2022 7:54 PM

I love carrot cake.

by Anonymousreply 12May 30, 2022 7:56 PM

I recently visited St Augustine, FL and stopped into a bar for a drink after walking around for a few hours.

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by Anonymousreply 13May 30, 2022 9:01 PM

It looks like my crotch n ass are fresh for June.

by Anonymousreply 14May 30, 2022 9:21 PM

I wanted *this* new link to be called, "I Want to be Underwhelmed - Smell the Cookies..." Mildly overwhelmed, but at least I can post on this thread for a while, until Muriel works her accustomed magic.

by Anonymousreply 15May 31, 2022 11:25 AM

My French Bulldog rolled around in the grass yesterday. Later that same day, a flea jumped off of her onto my arm. She has taken her flea medication, now I’m wondering if it’s something I need.

by Anonymousreply 16May 31, 2022 11:54 AM

I watched My Octopus Teacher on Netflix (even though everyone else apparently discovered it back in 2020) and cried an embarrassing amount at the end.

by Anonymousreply 17June 1, 2022 10:57 PM

I had a burrito and cheap glass of wine on Monday and it was so good I can’t stop thinking about it. I may have another tomorrow night.

by Anonymousreply 18June 1, 2022 11:25 PM

I gave my Boston Terrier a bath and when we were outside he rolled in some deer shit.

by Anonymousreply 19June 1, 2022 11:33 PM

It was a whelming day. Thank goodness we have dogs rolling in shit.

by Anonymousreply 20June 2, 2022 2:31 AM

I’m going off weed for the month to clear my head.

by Anonymousreply 21June 2, 2022 5:30 AM

You all stink.

by Anonymousreply 22June 2, 2022 5:37 AM

I vacuumed.

-The End

by Anonymousreply 23June 2, 2022 5:48 AM

Why the tears for the octopus, R17? Sushi?

by Anonymousreply 24June 2, 2022 12:56 PM

I received a text from my dental office reminding me of an upcoming appointment for August.

by Anonymousreply 25June 2, 2022 2:14 PM

I sprayed roundup on the weeds around my drive way and now I’m indoors listening to my France Joli playlist with my Boston Terrier and miniature Dachshund.

by Anonymousreply 26June 2, 2022 7:49 PM

I’m next in line at the barbershop. After, I’m going on a small grocery store run.

by Anonymousreply 27June 2, 2022 9:27 PM

I bought a yellow calla lily for my garden.

by Anonymousreply 28June 3, 2022 1:10 AM

R24 I'm not that person but the octopus is a lovely, intelligent, social creature. Smarter than dogs, possibly smarter than some apes. I like watching videos about them on YouTube.

by Anonymousreply 29June 3, 2022 1:56 AM

I transplanted some potted plants into larger pots on the patio then went inside and took a nap.

by Anonymousreply 30June 3, 2022 2:07 AM

I want a window box so I can torture bulbs.

by Anonymousreply 31June 3, 2022 2:23 AM

[quote]the octopus is a lovely, intelligent, social creature

R29 When I was a kid, I confused the word tentacles with testicles. Your post made me giggle at the memory.

by Anonymousreply 32June 3, 2022 4:12 AM

Honda had a recall on the starter switch for my 2014 Fit and replaced it at no cost.

by Anonymousreply 33June 3, 2022 4:55 AM

Why do you like Mr. Clean Magic Eraser sheets, r6. I couldn't stand all the soap they kick out. How do you rinse with them or do you just use them to wash dishes?

by Anonymousreply 34June 3, 2022 4:57 AM

R24, I have never eaten sushi, and after that documentary I'm glad I haven't.

by Anonymousreply 35June 3, 2022 10:18 AM

There was a creepy insect crawling out of my sink. I used the sprayed to wash it into the drain and then turned on the waste disposal. I feel bad.

by Anonymousreply 36June 3, 2022 3:00 PM

I'm bored! I hope the weather stays nice so that I can go out for a walk later this afternoon. Maybe I need some sun rays and exercise to improve my mood.

by Anonymousreply 37June 3, 2022 3:02 PM

Went to the dermatologist for a skin cancer check this morning. Results were thankfully underwhelming. Then I went to Target and bought only two things.

by Anonymousreply 38June 3, 2022 9:16 PM

Were they two underwhelming things?

by Anonymousreply 39June 3, 2022 9:18 PM

Going to Target and buying only 2 things is underwhelming no matter what the 2 things were.

by Anonymousreply 40June 3, 2022 9:19 PM

Just washed my mask off. Got a zit on my chin area.

by Anonymousreply 41June 3, 2022 9:22 PM

Benzoyl peroxide will kill it. Just wear sunscreen while you use it.

by Anonymousreply 42June 3, 2022 9:23 PM

Yes, r39. I purchased A) ketchup with no added sugar and B) lubricant rewetting eye drops. I had wanted to also purchase C) natural peanut butter, but they were out of the kind I like. This, of course, left me feeling underwhelmed.

by Anonymousreply 43June 3, 2022 9:29 PM

I bought a lawnmower a couple of weeks ago in a momentary burst of energy but then decided to keep paying someone else to do it. I had to schlep the thing back to Lowes. I had opened the box, so there was some risk of their refusing to take it back, but they did. Then I bought some plants.

by Anonymousreply 44June 3, 2022 9:53 PM

I like how you think r44!

by Anonymousreply 45June 3, 2022 10:46 PM

Matt Carpenter is HOT HOT HOT on the Yankees line up. Sporting the stache with a mash!,

by Anonymousreply 46June 4, 2022 1:02 AM

I played “Fuck, Marry, Kill” on my evening bus commute: two random fucks, one father for my ass babies, and eight homicides.

by Anonymousreply 47June 4, 2022 8:08 AM

I'm dog sitting for my brother this weekend. Not much of a pet person.

by Anonymousreply 48June 4, 2022 12:30 PM

Just curious, R47, are there any real rules to that game, or do you just assign everyone to 3 categories? I've never heard of this game before. It sounds like fun.

by Anonymousreply 49June 4, 2022 2:53 PM

I don’t think “kill” should be applied to people just based on looks. Well, in extreme cases, perhaps.

by Anonymousreply 50June 4, 2022 3:15 PM

I was just going to plant some marigolds and I find myself having to dig out a huge rock. Grrr.

by Anonymousreply 51June 4, 2022 6:11 PM

It’s a beautiful early summer day. I’m sitting here with my legs spread wide open.

by Anonymousreply 52June 4, 2022 6:25 PM

Rock is out, but it was so big I gotta go get some top soil to fill in the hole.

by Anonymousreply 53June 4, 2022 6:30 PM

I just watered my potted patio plants with the rain water that I collect.

Plants like rainwater better than chlorinated water I have found.

by Anonymousreply 54June 5, 2022 3:28 PM

I put a 7-gallon bucket at the edge of the eaves and can fill it up, easily, with the runoff from a fairly brief shower. Usually lasts a week or more, and I use it to refill a birdbath too.

by Anonymousreply 55June 5, 2022 3:40 PM

Two years ago I grew some Bhut Jalokia chili peppers and dehydrated them completely, then finely pulverized them, and lastly put the chili dust in a repurposed spice jar with a shaker top.

When using them, I just have to **show** the food or dish I am preparing the spice jar and somehow the heat travels through the air. Powerful stuff!

by Anonymousreply 56June 5, 2022 4:15 PM

It's grey out. I'm doing laundry and paying bills and balancing my accounts.

by Anonymousreply 57June 5, 2022 4:44 PM

I got stung by a weed!

by Anonymousreply 58June 5, 2022 8:49 PM

[quote]Plants like rainwater better than chlorinated water I have found.

Fun fact, r54: chlorine dissipates from tap water after sitting out for 24 hours.

by Anonymousreply 59June 5, 2022 8:53 PM

Urban myth or scientific fact, r59?

by Anonymousreply 60June 5, 2022 9:11 PM

[quote]Urban myth or scientific fact, [R59]?

Fact. Have I ever steered you wrong, r60?

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by Anonymousreply 61June 5, 2022 9:20 PM

Your nose knows.

by Anonymousreply 62June 5, 2022 9:25 PM

I add peanut butter to the pan when I stir fry vegetables. Chunky, of course.

by Anonymousreply 63June 5, 2022 9:58 PM

Excellent, r61. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 64June 5, 2022 10:43 PM

A couple of weeks ago I had left over cooked ground beef from tacos I made and I unwisely froze it in a re-purposed Locatelli grated Romano cheese plastic container.

Last night when I retrieved this ground beef from the freezer all the ground beef crumbles splattered all over the freezer as I lifted the container. The bottom of the container had disintegrated.

Note to Self: Do not use plastic containers for purposes they are not intended.

by Anonymousreply 65June 8, 2022 12:34 PM

R65, I get it. I have a bad habit of putting wine, champagne, or prosecco in the freezer to quick chill it.

One day, I put a bottle of prosecco in the freezer and completely forgot about it. Around 3 am I hear this strange sound. I go into the kitchen and suddenly remember the prosecco! The bottle had burst into about 6 big pieces. It was easy to get the glass out but the prosecco was a slushy mess. If I decide to quick-freeze any alcohol, I set the timer on my iPhone.

P. S. I've also frozen a beer; a Coronita that, once it got closer to room temperature, was absolutely delicious!

by Anonymousreply 66June 8, 2022 2:53 PM

I’ve got tits from taking prednisone for 8 months.

by Anonymousreply 67June 8, 2022 3:11 PM

[quote]I’ve got tits from taking prednisone for 8 months.

Pics please.

by Anonymousreply 68June 8, 2022 3:50 PM

I'm having a sofa and chair and a half delivered this afternoon between 2:30 and 6:30 pm. I also have Got Junk coming between 11:30 am and 1:30 pm to remove my old sofa and lounge chair. Cosmo will NOT be happy with me today!

by Anonymousreply 69June 9, 2022 12:09 PM

Well, the Got Junk guys just left. They were both well over 6' tall. They both had to duck going in and out of my condo. I tipped them $20 in total and told them lunch was on me. I'm now sitting on the floor on a pillow. I'm glad the weather cleared up this morning. I wasn't looking forward to having the new furniture delivered in the rain.

Unfortunately, I can now see the discoloration in my carpet.

by Anonymousreply 70June 9, 2022 4:33 PM

Carpet? Oh my.

by Anonymousreply 71June 9, 2022 5:55 PM

Were either one fuckable, R70?

by Anonymousreply 72June 9, 2022 6:00 PM

The last time I had movers it would have been hot but they sounded like they were giving birth moving stuff upstairs. Men giving birth grunts and wails = not that hot. As one might expect.

by Anonymousreply 73June 10, 2022 3:30 AM

I just finished reading the last few posts. I'm never moving or having furniture delivered. I will live in squalor forever.

by Anonymousreply 74June 10, 2022 4:10 AM

I had a very loud cricket in my house all day and night. I couldn't find him. I finally dug everything out of a box and found him at the bottom. I killed that sucker! Mission accomplished.

by Anonymousreply 75June 10, 2022 11:51 AM

Are we expected to be underwhelmed by your bloodlust r75?

by Anonymousreply 76June 10, 2022 11:53 AM

R72, absolutely! Both very handsome and one was a bit flirty. I'm only 5'2". When I mentioned how tall they both were one, I said it wasn't fair that I'm so short. The cuter one then said, 'No! No! You're just the right height." Anyway, they left around 12:30 pm. The furniture delivery guys arrived around 4 pm. Neither of them was fuckable.

R71, yes I have wall to wall carpeting in my condo. I'm on the second floor so it's quieter for my downstairs neighbors plus I like to walk around bare foot as much as possible. I also like being able to vacuum the whole house in less that 30 minutes. I've thought about hard wood floors but Cos likes to run through the house. I can't imagine him trying to run around on a hardwood floor. When he runs through the kitchen, he looks like a cartoon character. Feet are moving but he can't get traction. It's hysterical!

I was able to get my afternoon walk in which was nice. It was gorgeous outside yesterday, With crappy weather forecast for the weekend, I will go for another walk today.

Happy Friday everyone!

by Anonymousreply 77June 10, 2022 12:03 PM

I had minor surgery this morning for an arthritic toe. Went well. Is it wrong that I enjoy anesthesia so much? It’s such a wonderful deep nap. Now I’m laid up comfortably at home, about to watch “45 years,” a movie starring Charlotte Rampling. My partner just brought me a lovely turkey sandwich. Is there anything more delicious than a sandwich someone else has made for you? I think not.

by Anonymousreply 78June 10, 2022 9:52 PM

I had a tangerine popsicle today.

by Anonymousreply 79June 11, 2022 1:57 AM

There's a small garter snake living in my garage and not paying me rent.

by Anonymousreply 80June 11, 2022 2:04 AM

My percolator arrives tomorrow. Mr Coffee takes a half hour to brew, so I’m going old school. No paper filters!

by Anonymousreply 81June 11, 2022 2:29 AM

I can't like any posts about snaaakes. Whelming!!

by Anonymousreply 82June 11, 2022 4:26 AM

[quote]My percolator arrives tomorrow. Mr Coffee takes a half hour to brew, so I’m going old school. No paper filters!

I LOVE my percolator r81! Makes rich, HOT coffee. I have a small percolator for me and a large one I use for company. I do use filters. I buy the Melitta disc filters for percolators on amazon in bulk.

by Anonymousreply 83June 11, 2022 9:44 AM

I brushed out my long-haired cat and snipped two matts on her belly. Then I ate some hummus with carrots and radishes.

by Anonymousreply 84June 11, 2022 8:18 PM

A bus just passed by that said "Be a top"

by Anonymousreply 85June 11, 2022 9:52 PM


Then I ate some humans with carrots and radishes.

by Anonymousreply 86June 11, 2022 10:17 PM

My boyfriend and I went to dinner very early. Too early. Afterward we went back to his place and did the usual-sex, cuddle, talk. I’m talking about a documentary and I pause, and he says “Texaco station?” He’s falling asleep and says random things like this all the time when he’s drifting off. So I get dressed, kiss him on the forehead, and quietly slip out of his apartment. I do this all the time, it’s no big deal.

But it’s midnight, I’m wide awake, and I’m starving, so I head to a drive through. The lights at the drive through are so bright the entire inside of my car is lit up like Christmas and I get a glimpse of myself in the mirror. Hair is crazy (usually is) but the side is sticking out in all sorts of funky directions and I try to comb it with my fingers and it won’t lay flat.

Dude CAME in my hair.

And I’m at a drive through looking like a fifty cent hooker at midnight in the not so nice part of town.

I get home, wait quietly at the back door for a neighbor to go into her apartment because she’s exactly the kInd of girl that would loudly say “OH MY GOD, DID SOMEONE SPLOOGE IN YOUR HAIR? THAT IS HI-LARIOUS!!’” She steps inside, I sneak into my apartment and pull the hamburger, fries, and ketchup out of the bag onto the coffee table and run into the kitchen to get a water. As I come out of the kitchen, my cat is holding the hamburger by the corner of the wrapper, makes eye contact with me and then just as quickly disappears behind the sofa.

So it’s after midnight, I have jizz hair, and my cat stole my only hamburger and I’m not about to move the sofa to fight her for it.

You should all be grateful I didn’t start a thread to post this.

100% true story.

by Anonymousreply 87June 12, 2022 6:01 AM

It’s “spooge.”

by Anonymousreply 88June 12, 2022 6:08 AM

Are you Fabio? How did you not know there was cum in your hair, whore?

by Anonymousreply 89June 12, 2022 6:09 AM

[quote]It’s “spooge.”

I’ve never heard “spooge”. Splooge is a an accepted term.

[quote]Are you Fabio? How did you not know there was cum in your hair, whore?

Because I thought it was all in my MOUTH. What does Fabio have to do with this?

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by Anonymousreply 90June 12, 2022 6:14 AM

Fabio has or had long hair so might not feel/notice spooge overflow as it occurs or immediately after. FWIW I have also seen spoog along with sploog. But my preference is spooge!

by Anonymousreply 91June 12, 2022 6:20 AM

Well. I have fairly short hair and still didn’t notice. And I’m not mad about it.

I’m mad about the hamburger.

by Anonymousreply 92June 12, 2022 6:26 AM

You’re doung it right if you feel like a used tissue.

While Guilt is a wonderful motivator, you simply must tell your neighbor you support her abortion healthcare. Every time you see her, let her know you’re a cunt’s ally in vaginal selfcare

by Anonymousreply 93June 12, 2022 6:31 AM

Is your hamburgler farting now r92? She will dutch oven you in your sleep for sure.

by Anonymousreply 94June 12, 2022 6:46 AM

[quote]The last time I had movers it would have been hot but they sounded like they were giving birth moving stuff upstairs. Men giving birth grunts and wails = not that hot. As one might expect.

I hired movers in DC for a 4 story walk up that were all deaf students from Gallaudet University. They were all hot as fuck and very fast. They were also very quiet, until one got his hand pinned agains the wall in the stairwell, and then it sounded like someone was killing a puppy in the hallway. We asked the foreman (the only one who could read lips) if the guy needed to go to the hospital and he said “nah, he’s fine”. 😳

Didn’t sound fine.

by Anonymousreply 95June 12, 2022 6:51 AM

She’s locked out of the bedroom for the night, r94. She’s going to puke it up later and it’s not going to be on me. I’ve already been violated once by stray bodily fluids this evening. There won’t be a second time.

by Anonymousreply 96June 12, 2022 6:57 AM

French fries and dick isn’t a terrible Saturday night.

Did you search his pockets while his pants were ankle level?

by Anonymousreply 97June 12, 2022 7:30 AM

[quote]Did you search his pockets while his pants were ankle level?

To be clear, this was my BOYFRIEND, not some trick I picked up on the street and let come in my hair. I can just search his pants pockets when he’s in the shower if I want to.

If I do decide to blow some rando off the street, then yes, I’ll search his pockets while he’s distracted.

by Anonymousreply 98June 12, 2022 7:48 AM

There's quite a bit of whelm creeping into this "underwhelmed" thread.

by Anonymousreply 99June 12, 2022 8:07 AM

R98, did you put anything in the pockets such as a linty mint, a sliver of raw carrot, or a Canadian quarter?

by Anonymousreply 100June 12, 2022 8:59 AM

R100, no, but I’m intrigued by the question. Why would I do that? Just so he’d ask “did you put a carrot in my pocket?”

I could probably get away with a mint or a Canadian quarter, but he’d definitely know it was me if I slipped a carrot in.

by Anonymousreply 101June 12, 2022 9:15 AM

This has gotten very whelming.

by Anonymousreply 102June 12, 2022 9:31 AM

I’m sorry r102. I got us off track. Let me fix things.

Before he came in my hair, we shared a fro-yo.

by Anonymousreply 103June 12, 2022 9:46 AM

Ben & Jerry's was BOGO at the supermarket yesterday.

I wanted Strawberry Cheesecake and Mint Chocolate Cookie but they were out of the Mint Chocolate Cookie so I got two Strawberry Cheesecake.

C'est la vie.

by Anonymousreply 104June 12, 2022 2:19 PM

Mint chocolate cookie sounds so good. I have a new favorite Haagen Dazs flavor: caramel cone, omg it's ambrosia.

by Anonymousreply 105June 12, 2022 4:24 PM

Love Caramel Cone. Haagen Dazs is BOGO next week....

by Anonymousreply 106June 12, 2022 4:31 PM

My yard used to be dominated by a group of squirrels. They vanished and now it’s bunnies and chipmunks.

by Anonymousreply 107June 12, 2022 6:41 PM

[quote]My yard used to be dominated by a group of squirrels. They vanished and now it’s bunnies and chipmunks.

Yard gentrification.

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by Anonymousreply 108June 12, 2022 7:07 PM


It means CUM!

by Anonymousreply 109June 12, 2022 7:18 PM

I got Haagen Daaz BOGO last weekend. Swiss almond vanilla and French vanilla. No chocolate varieties of any kind! Just some raspberry or these vanillas. Underwhelming selection. Altho now I am pondering what is the difference btwn Swiss and French vanilla. Will have to google.

by Anonymousreply 110June 12, 2022 7:23 PM

French vanilla is traditionally made with egg yolks, R110. I have no idea what makes Swiss vanilla different from regular vanilla.

by Anonymousreply 111June 12, 2022 7:41 PM

Does Swiss vanilla have holes in it?

by Anonymousreply 112June 13, 2022 4:30 AM

It’s not the vanilla that’s Swiss; it’s the almonds. They are coated in chocolate.

by Anonymousreply 113June 13, 2022 4:41 AM

Yeah, "Swiss" is describing the almonds, not the vanilla. Swiss almond vanilla is my go-to Haagen Dazs flavor. I don't know what makes the almonds "Swiss," though. It's just pieces of almond covered in dark chocolate.

by Anonymousreply 114June 13, 2022 4:54 AM

The chocolate makes them Swiss.

by Anonymousreply 115June 13, 2022 4:56 AM

That makes sense, R115.

by Anonymousreply 116June 13, 2022 5:01 AM

BOGO? Buy one, of course you get one 😂

by Anonymousreply 117June 13, 2022 7:43 AM

My stomach was feeling upset.

I had some Celestial Seasonings Peppermint Tea and now I feel better.

by Anonymousreply 118June 13, 2022 1:32 PM

R118, MARY!

by Anonymousreply 119June 13, 2022 4:08 PM

On the advice of an idiot, not an MD, I took 1,000 mg of Niacin (vitamin B3). If you’ve never done this, google “niacin flush”. Within 15 minutes I turned beet red, my skin is burning and tingling and I feel like I should probably go to the ER. But google says it’s normal and will pass in 1-2 hours.

by Anonymousreply 120June 13, 2022 4:26 PM

You're betting your life on Google, R120?

by Anonymousreply 121June 13, 2022 5:04 PM

I was prescribed B3 because it lowers the risk of skin cancer for those with a history of basal cell carcinomas. There is a form that can be taken in high doses without causing flush. It’s called niacinamide. There are also products sold as “no-flush “ niacin.

by Anonymousreply 122June 13, 2022 5:08 PM

My cat is wet-nosing me. I hate that.

by Anonymousreply 123June 13, 2022 5:12 PM

I’m over here finger fucking my own ass!

by Anonymousreply 124June 13, 2022 5:20 PM

I will not ask to borrow your keyboard of mouse r124.

by Anonymousreply 125June 13, 2022 5:21 PM

Lesson learned r120? Or will you OD on more vitamins like menopausal sage tablets?

by Anonymousreply 126June 13, 2022 9:38 PM

I haven't seen that little garter snake that was living in my garage, rent-free, for a couple of days.

Truly, I'm not afraid of it. It won't chase me or bite me.

I slam the walk-in garage door a couple of times to startle it before it startles me. It likes to hide out between the walk-in door and the drive-in door.

I wonder where it is.

by Anonymousreply 127June 13, 2022 10:40 PM

Summer technically doesn't start until June 21 in the northern hemisphere. That being said, I always figured it starts unofficially with Memorial Day weekend.

Underwhelmed: going dry in June. The days are really long.

by Anonymousreply 128June 13, 2022 10:44 PM

Is anybody else going to be overwhelmed by the Strawberry Moon tonight and tomorrow night?

by Anonymousreply 129June 13, 2022 10:46 PM

Record set here in St. Louis for earliest date at 100 degrees.

by Anonymousreply 130June 13, 2022 10:49 PM

Della, that little garter snake gives me the shudders. Ugh, just reading about it overwhelms me.

by Anonymousreply 131June 13, 2022 11:13 PM

I heard something skitter across my floor and thought it might be a big mouse, but it was actually a very large lizard. Hopefully he'll eat the cricket that's been annoying me all day.

by Anonymousreply 132June 13, 2022 11:15 PM

Thanks, R132. Now I have that image in my head. Just the word 'skitter' set me off again.

by Anonymousreply 133June 13, 2022 11:18 PM

An old acquaintance of mine was a Miss England runner-up in her teens. Extremely girly, loved dressing up, very sociable, always seemed supremely confident. Married a handsome man, looked glamorous and incredibly happy on her wedding day, had two kids with him.

I've recently discovered via Facebook that in her late thirties, she's become a bodybuilder, had a full-blown butch makeover, and left her husband for an even butcher woman. She looks great (and very happy), but obviously nothing like her old self. I would never in a million years have expected this, but now that I look back I can see that she was always slightly androgynous, in a Kristen Stewart sort of way. I'm dying to find out how this all went down behind the scenes. Her mum (also a former beauty contestant) always revelled in having two very pretty, feminine daughters. I'm guessing she hasn't taken this turn of events too well.

by Anonymousreply 134June 13, 2022 11:25 PM

I live on a lake and suddenly heard a lot of noise. Canada geese walked up onto my neighbor's lawn and she unleashed her hound. It was bedlam of honking and barking but no one was harmed.

by Anonymousreply 135June 13, 2022 11:30 PM

[quote] I’m over here finger fucking my own ass!

I d going to as well but i remembered i haven't showered yet.

by Anonymousreply 136June 14, 2022 12:53 AM

I fantasize about reconciling with my ex, saying we need to talk, let’s drive out to a state park we used to like to go hike in, driving us out there, getting out on the trail, looking at him and saying I left my phone in the car, be right back. Leaving him there, getting in my car, driving away, and leaving him stranded in the park. Hundreds of miles and hours away from home. I know that he’ll be safe, because there’s a visitor center. So he won’t starve or die. But he deserves it.

by Anonymousreply 137June 14, 2022 1:35 AM

R137, why can’t you just wish IBS upon him like other spurned lovers?

by Anonymousreply 138June 14, 2022 2:30 AM

A house fly came in through my patio door as I let the dog out. I've stalked him for two hours.

by Anonymousreply 139June 14, 2022 2:31 AM

R134 / R137 You sound more vengeful than underwhelmed. I hope you find answers, but you may be posting on the wrong thread.

by Anonymousreply 140June 14, 2022 2:55 AM

[quote]you may be posting on the wrong thread.

I've noticed quite a bit of that lately. This is the "I want to be underwhelmed" thread, not the "please gross me out with unpleasant details" thread.

by Anonymousreply 141June 14, 2022 5:25 AM

[quote][R137], why can’t you just wish IBS upon him like other spurned lovers?

He already has IBS. That’s partly why I want to leave him in a park.

by Anonymousreply 142June 14, 2022 6:14 AM

I've decided I like the scent of the Raid spray that gets rid of fruit flies. Oh, how I hate those fuckers.

by Anonymousreply 143June 14, 2022 6:29 AM

[quote]I've decided I like the scent of the Raid spray that gets rid of fruit flies. Oh, how I hate those fuckers.

I left a can of Zevo spray for fruit flies sitting out in my bathroom and my housekeeper thought it was a room deodorizer. It smells absolutely awful and I dread to think that she sprayed it all over the bathroom and then still had to be in the apartment to finish cleaning around that terrible smell. I had to open all the windows for hours to get rid of it.

by Anonymousreply 144June 14, 2022 6:34 AM

I use bleach and dish soap in a little.bowl for fruit flies.

by Anonymousreply 145June 14, 2022 7:08 AM

I ordered some vitamins from vitacost.com this morning. I was surprised to learn they carry a few Oxo utensils and they were on sale 25% off with code. I got an Oxo ice cream scoop for 5.77 and a Turner for 5.99.

by Anonymousreply 146June 14, 2022 5:13 PM

[quote]a Turner for 5.99

Were they all out of tiny Titians?

by Anonymousreply 147June 14, 2022 5:25 PM

Fruit flies: In my experience, there is something exposed for them to eat in your house (and lay their eggs in), and it is usually the trash. They will move on to unrefrigerated fruit in the kitchen, but they really want the garbage to "nest" in. So, if I have them, I make sure to take the trash out *every* day, near sundown. You can get rid of them by putting a very small amount of vinegar, preferably cider, in the bottom of a little jar. Line the top with plastic wrap and a rubber band, and poke about 10 little holes in the top with a toothpick. The dumb things will go in and won't be able to figure out how to get back out again. After a day or so, throw the stuff outside. They're gone. But the main thing is not leaving your kitchen garbage exposed. I got rid of mine in this way.

by Anonymousreply 148June 14, 2022 10:35 PM

Titians are much, much larger than Turners, as a general thing. You are just NOT going to find a good Titian for less than a couple hundred bucks, especially if it was one painted by the man himself (unlike the vast majority of em, which were done by his employees).

by Anonymousreply 149June 14, 2022 10:39 PM

I’m you tiny turner

A turner for money

I’ll turn when you tell me to

I’m your tiny turner

A turner for money

And any D3 over 6000mg will dooooooooo

by Anonymousreply 150June 15, 2022 1:20 AM

I wanted to be a private dancer as a child just like Tina.

by Anonymousreply 151June 15, 2022 1:38 AM

I found a bag of Angie's Boom Chicka Pop Sweet and Salty Kettle Corn in the pantry. Don't recall when I purchased it. Must have been an impulse buy at Target. I filled up a turquoise Fiesta Gusto bowl and ate it all.

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by Anonymousreply 152June 15, 2022 5:38 PM

Why bother with the bowl?

by Anonymousreply 153June 15, 2022 6:17 PM

^The chunkiness of Fiestaware adds fiber to your diet.

by Anonymousreply 154June 15, 2022 6:29 PM

Weeds. Fuck ‘em.

by Anonymousreply 155June 15, 2022 7:11 PM

Just found put thereare going to be rolling blackout this summer, i am overwhelmed

by Anonymousreply 156June 15, 2022 8:01 PM

Find another thread.

by Anonymousreply 157June 15, 2022 8:07 PM

I ruthlessly trimmed my limelight hydrangea. I wanted a tree and it was becoming a shrubbery.

by Anonymousreply 158June 15, 2022 10:46 PM

I need to dust but am very unmotivated.

by Anonymousreply 159June 15, 2022 11:28 PM

I enjoy the gentle correctives, courteously administered, when this thread strays towards whelmingness. It’s like the spirit of Bob Ross lives here.

by Anonymousreply 160June 15, 2022 11:31 PM

My arugula has gone to seed.

by Anonymousreply 161June 16, 2022 12:21 AM

I have a lovely tropical type of plant that needs to be split in two. It's grown too big for its (already) very big planter. I’m not whelmed by this, as I’ve done this before and I have another nice planter to transfer the other half to.

But I’m fucking dreading doing it. I mean ugh….

by Anonymousreply 162June 16, 2022 2:01 AM

Ugh, indeed. I really should split the irises, but [shiver]

by Anonymousreply 163June 16, 2022 4:37 AM

[quote]My arugula has gone to seed.

Your arugula and I have something in common.

by Anonymousreply 164June 16, 2022 5:05 AM

OMG, this again...

"You're going to bath in an inch of water, Blanche?"

by Anonymousreply 165June 16, 2022 7:23 AM

With irises, it was always a “find a spot upwind of the fucking purples” dilemma. I love them, but they fuck every other plant.

by Anonymousreply 166June 17, 2022 2:17 AM

I'm underwhelmed by the amount of comments on DL tonight. Like someone is making a comment about every five minutes.

by Anonymousreply 167June 17, 2022 2:36 AM

Seriously, is DL dying?

by Anonymousreply 168June 17, 2022 2:38 AM

May cat is lying against my outstretched leg making it sweat.

by Anonymousreply 169June 17, 2022 5:16 AM

My boyfriend called me a lover and, while it was sweet, I cringed a little. Lover is like the word moist. Does anyone like hearing that?

by Anonymousreply 170June 17, 2022 7:07 AM

You sound easily whelmed, R170.

by Anonymousreply 171June 17, 2022 7:25 AM

R170, I agree 100%. Men who say the word "lover" really want to come running down the staircase at Tara, dressed in one of Miz Scahlett's velvet hoop dresses (dark green). It gives me the creeps.

by Anonymousreply 172June 17, 2022 1:15 PM

Did he province it “lovah?”

by Anonymousreply 173June 17, 2022 2:04 PM

This Crystal Light peach-mango green tea smells like cat piss!!

by Anonymousreply 174June 17, 2022 8:18 PM

I changed my John Deere lawnmower's oil today at 7:30 AM. Replaced the old air filter with a new one, too.

It was a hot 'n' sweaty job even at that early hour.

Almost whelmed me, but I got it done, and then I came inside to cool off.

by Anonymousreply 175June 17, 2022 8:39 PM

R175 You sound very manly. I want to ask how exactly you cooled off, but I'm afraid of being whelmed.

by Anonymousreply 176June 17, 2022 11:25 PM

R175 Shove your foot in my ass then make me suck it

by Anonymousreply 177June 17, 2022 11:30 PM

Napping on the couch with dog, Old Romeo shot up, growled, and is now on alert. He does it every time.

by Anonymousreply 178June 19, 2022 5:25 AM

I made an appointment to have my car serviced, the earliest available slot was in 2 weeks. I was pleased because the last time to had to to this, it was a two month wait.

by Anonymousreply 179June 19, 2022 5:48 AM

^Where do go? What are you having done? Two weeks or two months...insane. I'm overwhelmed.

by Anonymousreply 180June 19, 2022 5:52 AM

[quote]My cat is wet-nosing me. I hate that.

My cat sticks her paw in her water then comes up behind me and touches my neck. It’s like her version of a wet willy. And she does it so frequently that i think she thinks it’s funny. I have a cat with a sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 181June 19, 2022 6:10 AM

R180, it's my regular Audi dealership, I have a sensor warning when I start the car. Last time, it was just regular servicing. They claim the backlog was due to recalls and pandemic/staff shortages.

by Anonymousreply 182June 19, 2022 1:21 PM

Today I have done absolutely nothing. And it has been so wonderful.

by Anonymousreply 183June 19, 2022 9:40 PM

Father’s Day 2022: put new flowers on my dad’s headstone. He’s been gone for 5 years. Took my two sweet dogs on a SUV ride and leash free roam. Sprayed for weeds, picked up tree limbs and sawed them to fit in brush pile. Did a weeks worth of laundry and watched the Cardinals lose to the Whitesox.

by Anonymousreply 184June 19, 2022 9:45 PM

Both grocery stores in town were out of plain seltzer and club soda.

by Anonymousreply 185June 19, 2022 9:52 PM

I’m going to have refined carbohydrates for dinner. Namely, pasta with meat sauce. I’m using pork. I will also blanch some asparagus.

by Anonymousreply 186June 19, 2022 9:55 PM

I spent twenty minutes watching Nicolas Fairford. He gave himself some kind of facial treatment and after that he had tea in his garden followed by a visit to a Van Goh exhibition. He wrapped up the video by making a cold Spanish tomato soup I did not find enticing.

I then had some Beef Plov I made earlier in the Instant Pot after which I took out the trash. Neighbor said something to me as I walked back into my garage and I just nodded, smiled and waved. I don't know what he said or what I was nodding in agreement to.

by Anonymousreply 187June 19, 2022 11:46 PM

R184 Sounds like a great day, not too whelming but just whelming enough.

by Anonymousreply 188June 20, 2022 1:39 AM

I watch lawn mowing videos on YouTube, they're relaxing and these guys are often mowing someone's lawn for free. Some of the homeowner's reactions are really touching.

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by Anonymousreply 189June 20, 2022 2:34 AM

I bought this clear protector stuff for the new couch and chair to keep Cos from destroying the furniture. The "kit" came with clear tape, some weird type of tacks, and the protector sheets that I'll have to peel off and apply to the furniture. No FUCKING instructions! I mean, yes, I know what to do with the sheets but what do I do with the tacks and tape??!! Sorry to whelm anyone.

On the plus side, the chair is a chair and a half (bigger than a recliner but smaller than a loveseat). Cos loves the big pillow. He sits on it like the King of Siam.

by Anonymousreply 190June 20, 2022 1:21 PM

Well, he IS the King of Siam.

by Anonymousreply 191June 20, 2022 1:35 PM

I need to lay off the popsicles, I’ve been eating two or three a day.

by Anonymousreply 192June 20, 2022 6:42 PM

[quote]I need to lay off the popsicles, I’ve been eating two or three a day.

In the summer, I keep a package of the sugar-free variety in the freezer. 15 calories, 0 g saturated fat, 0 mg sodium, and 0 g of sugar.

by Anonymousreply 193June 20, 2022 7:28 PM

I want soup.

by Anonymousreply 194June 20, 2022 8:18 PM

I just had tomato soup.

by Anonymousreply 195June 20, 2022 8:21 PM

In the summer, R194?

by Anonymousreply 196June 20, 2022 8:22 PM

R191, absolutely! I wouldn't have it any other way, either!

by Anonymousreply 197June 20, 2022 8:28 PM

I’m drinking Concord Grape Crystal Light 🍇

Because I Believe In Me

by Anonymousreply 198June 20, 2022 9:29 PM

Dicks just keep on getting bigger and bigger. Assholes are being stretched to astonishing new limits.

by Anonymousreply 199June 20, 2022 9:44 PM

Not to whelm, but R199’s research observations mean certain death for the average American bottom .

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by Anonymousreply 200June 21, 2022 1:02 AM

[quote]I need to lay off the popsicles, I’ve been eating two or three a day.

I bought a gigantic box of fla-vor-ice and popped a couple stacks in the freezer. They all froze solid except the green ones, which all remained liquid. I emailed the company and they mailed me coupons for more popsicles, but never answered my questions about what was wrong with the green ones.

by Anonymousreply 201June 21, 2022 2:30 AM

A grocery cart is required.

Yes, I can carry all the bags. My fucking fingers grip up the next morning. I’m thisclose to walking around in a bathrobe with my willie peeping out at randos.

by Anonymousreply 202June 21, 2022 4:09 AM

[quote]I’m thisclose to walking around in a bathrobe with my willie peeping out at randos.

In college, I had a job at a movie theater and our work uniform was black pants and a white shirt. I usually rode my bike to work, but I was sick (and sick days weren’t allowed) so I took the bus. I was wearing boxers and super baggy black work pants. As I was standing in the door waiting to get off the bus, I noticed a strange draft and I looked down. My penis had come OUT of my boxers, and my pants were unzipped and it had come OUT of my pants. So that day, on that bus, I was the crazy guy riding around on the bus with his dick hanging out.

by Anonymousreply 203June 21, 2022 5:22 AM

[quote]the average American bottom

As if there even is such a thing.

by Anonymousreply 204June 21, 2022 7:29 AM

I usually buy Key Lime or Tangerine La Croix. Decided to give the Limoncello flavor a try. I don't like it. Tastes like Lemon Pledge furniture polish smells.

by Anonymousreply 205June 21, 2022 10:52 AM

R205, the La Croix Coconut is pretty nasty too. It reminded me of suntan lotion, similar to the way you described Pledge.

I stick to the basics now.

by Anonymousreply 206June 21, 2022 5:27 PM

[quote]I usually buy Key Lime or Tangerine La Croix. Decided to give the Limoncello flavor a try. I don't like it. Tastes like Lemon Pledge furniture polish smells.


by Anonymousreply 207June 21, 2022 5:33 PM

I just ate two Claussen pickle halves and drank a glass of iced tea. I may even have a third half later. I like pickles.

by Anonymousreply 208June 22, 2022 1:04 AM

I’ve always thought that limes didn’t have seeds. Today, at almost 61 years old, I saw my first lime seed. I even took a picture.

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by Anonymousreply 209June 22, 2022 1:24 AM

Personalized too, R209. Nice.

by Anonymousreply 210June 22, 2022 3:09 AM

I'm watching the sitcom Titus from the early 2000s on Youtube.

I don't know why.

Well yes I do know why. I'm waiting for my incompetent co-worker to get some revised info to me so I can proceed.

Nina from General Hospital is in it.

by Anonymousreply 211June 22, 2022 1:06 PM

Re the LaCroix flavors: nearly all of them give me horrible, unbelievably bad and long-lasting indigestion, heartburn. Especially Raspberry and Tangerine. Lime is not so bad that I wouldn't drink it, but those others, whew. I am not a sensitive or picky eater, either. In fact, I have eaten many other things that friends said had given them "food poisoning" before, with no noticeable effect on me whatever. I wonder what those flavorings are really made of. I think I've read that the flavored LaCroix is measurably worse for the enamel on your teeth than the unflavored, too.

by Anonymousreply 212June 22, 2022 2:07 PM

Today was Flowbee day, head and beard.

Results looks sharp.

by Anonymousreply 213June 22, 2022 2:56 PM

[quote]Today was Flowbee day, head and beard.

Hi George Clooney! I didn't know you posted on DL. You Flowbeed your beard Amal? Is that a stipulation in her contract?

by Anonymousreply 214June 22, 2022 3:19 PM

I just opened a can of blackberry Bubbly.

by Anonymousreply 215June 22, 2022 8:16 PM

I’m fixin’ to pour myself a large glass of Crystal Light fruit punch with lots of ice.

by Anonymousreply 216June 22, 2022 8:24 PM

[quote] I like pickles.

R208 I wish I could have posted that but I LOVE pickles - dill, sweet, bread&butter. It's overwhelming.

by Anonymousreply 217June 22, 2022 9:45 PM

Generic producers are over sweetening bread&butter and sweet pickles. Or, perhaps they’re using a different sweetener.

I need to go back to Vlassic. Cheap pickles are never a bargain, folks.

by Anonymousreply 218June 23, 2022 12:51 AM

I get bread and butter pickles from a farmers market that are way too expensive but also worth every penny.

by Anonymousreply 219June 23, 2022 1:00 AM

I only like dill pickles. Polski Ogorki. Garlic!

by Anonymousreply 220June 23, 2022 1:10 AM

I am.going to have a shower when it cools off.

by Anonymousreply 221June 23, 2022 1:14 AM

Need two use dental floss but can't be bothered to get up. Can someone help?

by Anonymousreply 222June 23, 2022 1:38 AM

[quote]Need two use dental floss but can't be bothered to get up. Can someone help?

If you can't even make yourself get up, how will you be able to handle the extreme physical exertion necessary to use dental floss?

by Anonymousreply 223June 23, 2022 2:11 AM

R223 you may be a bit whelmed to know I did get up and get the floss. Of course now the cat thinks it's for him...

by Anonymousreply 224June 23, 2022 2:17 AM

Your cat flosses, R224? I've always heard that cats are fastidious, but to this extent?

by Anonymousreply 225June 23, 2022 2:21 AM

Yes he is should be a dental mascot.

by Anonymousreply 226June 23, 2022 2:27 AM

He also likes the small of toothpaste. Meow!

by Anonymousreply 227June 23, 2022 2:30 AM

Aw, it’s amazing that your cat flosses. Mine will brush her teeth (or I’ll hold the toothbrush and she’ll rub her front teeth against it). But I can’t get her back teeth. She’s really old (17) and I’ve been dreading the day the vet recommends she get her teeth professionally cleaned, but so far the vet always says her teeth are in great shape.

by Anonymousreply 228June 23, 2022 5:59 AM

[quote] I am.going to have a shower when it cools off.

So...September? Ewww. TMI

by Anonymousreply 229June 23, 2022 1:11 PM

[quote]So...September? Ewww. TMI


by Anonymousreply 230June 23, 2022 8:30 PM

I bought a supermarket carrot cake. It was predictably bad. That didn’t stop me from eating half of it in a day before throwing the rest in the garbage.

by Anonymousreply 231June 23, 2022 10:23 PM

R231 Did you eat the top half? The part with the cream cheese frosting? That's the best part.

by Anonymousreply 232June 23, 2022 10:29 PM

I’m not convinced it was cream cheese frosting. There was a bit of tang, but it mainly tasted like sugar. I made a point of getting a two-layer cake, so there was plenty of frosting. There was an occasional nut or raisin, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say these were intentional ingredients.

by Anonymousreply 233June 23, 2022 10:41 PM

[quote]There was an occasional nut or raisin, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say these were intentional ingredients.

I don’t want to tell you what those probably were.

by Anonymousreply 234June 23, 2022 10:46 PM

R233 Oh my. I love carrot cake but only as a sheet cake with CC frosting. I, too, would be underwhelmed per your description (and R234's comment).

by Anonymousreply 235June 23, 2022 10:55 PM

My Boston Terrier, Sprite, is a moony moony and a tootsy tootsy.

by Anonymousreply 236June 23, 2022 11:24 PM

All my bowls are dirty.

by Anonymousreply 237June 23, 2022 11:40 PM

I wish they were a way to choose which body part to add weight to. I don't want to get fat, but I hate having such a thin face.

by Anonymousreply 238June 24, 2022 12:06 AM

[quote]I don't want to get fat, but I hate having such a thin face.

You could always get cheek implants. I understand they're all the rage in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 239June 24, 2022 6:20 AM

[quote]I wish they were a way to choose which body part to add weight to. I don't want to get fat, but I hate having such a thin face.

I have no butt. It’s like my back just ends at my legs and there’s a crack at the bottom. I’ve always hated it. Pants fall off. I can actually take off pants and a belt without unbuckling. I’ve heard of people having fat sucked out of their asses to fill their faces, but not the other way around. Implants are a big no. Expensive and they sound painful. I’ve tried squats, leg lifts, squeezing my butt cheeks while walking upstairs and I think it got smaller! I think it’s actually concave now. I’m terrified of wearing blue jeans because they just accentuate the fact that I was born without an ass.

It’s also led to an (un)healthy obsession with guys with nice asses. I get so distracted that I’ll follow them, staring at their asses and forget where I’m going.

This all sounds whelming, but my ass is truly underwhelming, so I hope this counts.

by Anonymousreply 240June 24, 2022 8:23 AM

I remember buying food and liquor before SuperStorm Sandy. I stopped at now-closed Acme and saw they had Entenmann's Banana Cake with the striped frosting. I bought one and it was as good as I remembered. It's been hard to find in my area.

by Anonymousreply 241June 24, 2022 7:25 PM

Was the striped frosting cream cheese?

by Anonymousreply 242June 24, 2022 9:50 PM


by Anonymousreply 243June 24, 2022 9:51 PM

Entenmann’s is a national treasure. We should have a holiday for it. The Louisiana crunch cake deserves a Nobel Prize.

If I get married, I want an Entenmann’s wedding cake.

by Anonymousreply 244June 24, 2022 9:54 PM

What an underwhelming life you must lead r244!

by Anonymousreply 245June 24, 2022 9:55 PM

I found a missing Costco cash card this morning. It was under some travel-related papers on my desk. I will now be able to spend it on lint rollers and frozen cod.

by Anonymousreply 246June 25, 2022 12:32 AM

What vegetable will you serve it with, R246?

by Anonymousreply 247June 25, 2022 1:40 AM

I fed my neighbors' cat.

by Anonymousreply 248June 25, 2022 2:07 AM

I have plenty of food. I’m not prepping, cooking, cooking, or eating.

by Anonymousreply 249June 25, 2022 2:18 AM

Probably spinach, r247.

by Anonymousreply 250June 25, 2022 2:52 AM

I’m naked and scared

by Anonymousreply 251June 25, 2022 2:53 AM

The daisys in my yard have really multipled. There's about a hundred and I love them.

by Anonymousreply 252June 25, 2022 3:21 AM

[quote] about to watch “45 years,” a movie starring Charlotte Rampling

R78 Were you bored by it as much as I? I was tremendously underwhelmed.

by Anonymousreply 253June 25, 2022 4:58 AM

[quote]I have plenty of food. I’m not prepping, cooking, cooking, or eating.

I'm still trying to figure out what the difference is between "cooking" and "cooking."

by Anonymousreply 254June 25, 2022 5:51 AM

I play with myself because I like it!

by Anonymousreply 255June 25, 2022 9:23 AM

R254, it was my sloppy edit. My verbs weren’t agreeing. Sorry. Cun

by Anonymousreply 256June 25, 2022 12:39 PM

Starting at 6:30 a.m. I washed two loads of laundry and hung both outside to dry.

It's supposed to 98˚ today; both loads will be dry by noon, maybe before.

by Anonymousreply 257June 25, 2022 12:52 PM

Organic strawberries were BOGO at the supermarket. I stocked up. Will freeze most of them.

by Anonymousreply 258June 25, 2022 1:32 PM

Put the beasts in the house when line drying. Cats pretend to help you smooth out sheets and dogs play “Flying Nun”.

by Anonymousreply 259June 25, 2022 1:39 PM

What are you going on about, r259?

by Anonymousreply 260June 25, 2022 1:43 PM

Just checked -- laundry is 2/3rds dry. Wow. Gonna be a scorcher today.

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