The Official Madison Cawthorn Primary Election Results Thread

Madison’s watch party will begin in about an hour.

Will there be coke, crotch grabbing, cross dressing and dry humping with a flacid cock at the party?

Is Maddy wearing his fecal pouch tonight? For luck....

Nate Cohn says Madison Cawthorn trails by 11 points in the Early Vote. Question will be whether he can win the Election Day vote:

In the case of this particular primary election, is it accurate that the winner will be the candidate who receives the most votes AND garners over 30% of the votes?

[quote] In #NC11, Jasmine Beach-Ferrara (D) wins the Dem primary and will face either state Sen. Chuck Edwards (R) or Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R) in the fall.

R5 Whoever gets 30% plus one vote, assuming of course the other six people running get less than 30% of the votes cast. There's no subsequent run-off election among, say, the top two vote-getters.

Given the district's makeup, the winner of the primary is the overwhelming favorite to win the general election in November.

Looks like Chuck Edwards is cleaning Madison’s clock!!

Republican Primary Updated just now 40% REPORTED Candidate Votes Pct. Chuck Edwards 14,458 +38.0%38.0% Madison Cawthorn* 10,374 +27.3%27.3 Matthew Burril 3,541 +9.3%9.3

Jazmine Ulloa, Reporting from Asheville, N.C. 3m ago

At a shuttered mechanics shop in Hendersonville turned into an events space for Madison Cawthorn’s election night party, about two dozen people are mingling over snow cones and games of cornhole as results come in on a large flat screen. There’s face painting and rows and rows of red, white and blue cupcakes.

McCormick is currently leading Oz and Barnette in PA.

R8, Edwards has the edge for now, but as Dave Wasserman points out, the strongest areas from Edwards' state Senate district are now in, so his lead over Cawthorn will narrow:

Hi, PollTroll! 😊

I'm wrong. There is a run-off. That's why we're talking about Madison: he won the runoff in 2020.

Republicans really are just filth.

Poor Stephens in for a long night of comforting a weeping man in a wheel chair and pity sex with the brakes on.

Sorry, I didn't refresh before posting R16 and missed R11.

Hi, R12! 👋

[quote]Will there be coke, crotch grabbing, cross dressing and dry humping with a flacid cock at the party?

No, but there will be FACE PAINTING!!

Nate Cohn explains why Madison still has some hope:

The fact so many of those white trash retards STILL vote for him boggles the mind.

Jazmine Ulloa, Reporting from Asheville, N.C. 9m ago

Frank Burdette, 59, a consultant and a Cawthorn family friend, chalked up Cawthorn’s transgressions to “youthful stupidity” and lies ginned up by “swamp” establishment Republicans, though founders of the Democratic group that has held itself as a clearinghouse for Cawthorn content have said the tips have been coming from Cawthorn’s own former supporters and staffers.

There’s a part of me that hopes he wins….just to keep embarrassing the Republican Party.

[quote] games of cornhole

Apt.

Edwards’ lead just dropped from 11% to 9%.

Poll Troll E.A.?

Pedophiles, accused murderers, indicted inside traders, insurrectionists, paid for puppets of foreign governments--Republicans vote for such fine, upstanding people.

BUT AL FRANKEN WAS IN A PHOTO WHERE HE PRETENDED TO GRAB SOME LADY'S BOOBS!!!!!!! HE MUST RESIGN IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!

R25, yes, as Dave Wasserman and Nate Cohn predicted above, Cawthorn is going to close the gap with Edwards now that the Election Day vote is coming in. Trump's late endorsement of Cawthorn as deserving a "second chance" may help him.

Edwards’ lead just dropped to 7%.

I thought Cawthorn would win since America loves a good redemption story.

[quote]The fact so many of those white trash retards STILL vote for him boggles the mind.

R21 - I wonder if his constituents are standing by him just to give The Finger to the rest of the country. “Yes, he’s a kook, but he’s OUR kook!”

What redemption? All he's done is claim to being targeted. That's not any kind of redemption.

The many other candidates in the race are all acting as spoilers, preventing Cawthorn from winning.

Dave Wasserman says the Edwards vs. Cawthorn race will continue to tighten, but that Edwards is a slight favorite to win:

R33 - Interesting perspective; I’ve viewed them as spoilers to prevent Edwards from winning.

He needs to flash his nipples ...wait, polls closed. He deserves something for those beautiful things.

From your lips, PollTroll . . . 🤞

“Hendersonville’s hottest new club is Madison’s Watch Party! Two dozen people milling around in a shuttered mechanics shop it has everything: coke, crotch grabbing, cross dressing, dry humping with a flacid cock, a lucky fecal pouch, snow cones, cornhole, a large flat screen, face painting, rows and rows of red, white and blue cupcakes and a weeping man in a wheelchair!”

Cawthorn just needs a little over 3000 votes to take the lead.

Edwards' lead over Cawthorn shrinks to less than 6 points with 55% now in.

Edwards’ lead down to 5.7%

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^ 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

It always seems like these races that everyone is watching take extra long to count. I think those election figures like drama and just slow everything down.

If Maddy loses, will he still release more homoerotic videos? I hope so.

I cannot believe that stating the obvious about Republicans being anything but "family values," is the reason he'll lose. All of the other far more despicable things about him and yet, daring to say out loud that the party is full of sleazy whores like we don't know that is what will cost him.

64% of the vote now in, and Edwards' lead over Cawthorn drops to 4.6%

The "I can't decide if he's hot or not" Pennsylvania Senate race guy who had a stroke is beating Lamb

Dave Wasserman:

Right now, Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R) is winning 12/15 counties in #NC11. But state Sen. Chuck Edwards (R) is ahead in the three populous counties that make up his state senate district, and it just might be enough.

Please, please, please...

This sad individual ran uncontested the first time and barely made into office.

Have the vans with thousands and thousands ballots started to show up at the poll sites to steal this from him?

71% of the vote now in, and Edwards' lead over Cawthorn shrinks to 3.6%

R52, no he didn’t run unopposed. He came in second and forced a run-off and then ended up winning that. Madison then beat a dream candidate for Democrats in that district, a retire USAF colonial and judge, Moe Davis

PollTroll - Dumb question, but . . .

Now that both Edwards and Cawthorn have over 30.0% of the vote, does this automatically trigger a runoff election?

Now 3% difference.

Steve Kornacki is about to have an aneurism! Calm down, honey--it's just a primary.

Rigged.

Doesn't sound like Maddie has much to worry about at this point; Edwards's lead is melting.

2.8% difference

Edwards still the narrow favorite to win according to Wasserman:

Oh, please. Let Maddy "win."

R56, if two candidates get more than 30% the one with the most votes wins. A run off is only triggered if no one gets more than 30%.

I can’t believe this shit stain is still getting votes, this country is fucked.

2.8%…. Dolly Madison may get hard yet!!!

Thanks for this 411, PT!

Wendy Wasserman?

It's turning into a nail biter. I hope Cousin Stephen brought extra colostomy bags!

[quote] Wendy Wasserman?

Maybe Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.

Thanks, Tony Woodard!

2.4%.

[quote] Have the vans with thousands and thousands ballots started to show up at the poll sites to steal this from him?

If there are any friendly election officials for Cawthorn, now would be the time for them to do like people do in big cities and “find” a lot of extra ballots for the candidate they prefer.

I want MC to win - he will be a gift to the Dems.

Buh Bye Maddy

R73 = MAGA ALERT MAGA ALERT MAGA ALERT

R27...You can thank Kirsten Gillibrand for that. People are so gullible. The moment she took the stage and Lindsey Graham and a few other republicans were standing behind her, you knew it was bullshit.

R56, sorry I didn't see your question earlier. Yeah, as Tony Woodard said, there will not be a runoff if one candidate finishes ahead of the other when they both are over 30%.

Wasserman says there will not be a runoff based on these numbers.

Wasserman:

Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R) has 88 precincts left to make up a 1,742 vote deficit to Chuck Edwards (R). It's going down to the wire in #NC11

Are there enough votes left in Cawthorn counties for him to pull an upset?

2.3% lead now

Maddy is shitting his pants! I mean, that happens every day, so....

He’s losing 🙁

Maddie gaining significantly with heavy conservative areas still to be counted. Bad Mad will be re-elected it seems.

Run off

R80, with the vote this tight, it could go either way.

However, there appear to be some precincts left in Buncombe & Henderson, (the two largest counties), where Edwards is leading.

So Edwards may still have a very small edge.

Given these numbers, there will definitely be calls for a Recount, regardless whether Edwards or Cawthorn prevails.

R85, no run off.

Don't worry, De-Farto. You can still suck Trumps dick.

2.0% gap at this point

How are Marjorie and Lauren doing in their races ?

R91 their primaries weren’t today, retard.

Maddy did not have Miss Lindsey come and campaign for him. A missed opportunity for Maddy to rally.

R83 - “ He’s losing 🙁. —De-Facto”

Sounds like your whole life, fuck face Da-Fuck-Toe. Loser, maggot.

99% reporting and Edwards still has about a 1500 vote lead

2.1% spread now. Edwards has gained slightly!

Woo Hoo!!!!! Be gone you fucking Nazi little shit!

"the clock is running out on Cawthorn", as Dave Wasserman just said.

Wow. I almost feel sorry for Maddy. ALMOST.

Hold me Stephen!

C'mon Dover, move your bloomin' arse!

In case you were wondering how it’s played

R98 is that your alter ego, Poll Troll? Have you “seen enough”?

90% of the votes in and Edwards is still maintaining a 2.1% lead.

I can’t believe these conservative communities who claim to be religious and for family values vote for the worst offenders: Trump, Cawthorne, etc. Talk about hypocrisy. How do they justify their support?

About 40% of Republicans STILL supported Nixon after it was revealed he was a criminal. They've always been lizard-brained trash supporting their own kind.

R103, no, I'm not Dave Wasserman, although I've followed & admired him for several years.

[quote]How do they justify their support?

They're white, hate the same people they do, and are owning the libs.

[quote]I can’t believe these conservative communities who claim to be religious and for family values vote for the worst offenders: Trump, Cawthorne, etc. Talk about hypocrisy. How do they justify their support?

By any chance, are you a Pharisee, r105?

How horrible is Edwards?

91% of votes in Edwards’ lead has slipped to 1.9%,

Can Maddy make up the difference with the outstanding 9%?!?

Direct link to the NC Board of Elections results.

I think if you’re a sinner but repent you can be saved. So as long as you say you’re a Christian it’s ok. Dems are the ones who follow the no redemption rule…see Al Franken and Cuomo. Republicans are hypocrites but Dems come across as people who eat their own without mercy.

Nate Cohn explains the math facing Madison:

Madison Cawthorn's path to victory is starting to look awfully narrow. Most of the remaining precincts are on his turf--and he'll win them big--but based on the average votes per precinct so far, he would probably need to win them by >30 pts. He isn't doing that anywhere

92% of the votes are in, and the gap has WIDENED to 2.0%

What a story it would be if Cawthorn were to win by one vote.

Dave Wasserman:

"Cawthorn needs a miracle now. "

R109 — what’s a Pharisee? I’m R105 responding to your question.

WASSERMAN says Edwards has DEFEEATED CAWTHORN!

Now that is collapse is complete. Billy Magnussen could play Maddy is a mini-series or movie. The production wouldn't be focused on Maddy but perhaps the insurrection or something about Trump could get made into a story.

Bye-bye, MadCaw!

Here’s a photo of Madison:

Concession speech should be fun

This has ended in tears!

Let's cue his crying VOTER FRAUD

He WON and that demonSHATS have rigged it!

I hate that he'll lose because the video leaks will probably end.

I was never a fan of Mendeson Hawthorne

You're a moron, R128.

IT WAS THE DEEP STATE!!!!!!!

The younger generations of Democratic women expect male candidates to keep their peckers in their pants and their hands to themselves. Republican women have no standards.

Lmfao r27

Maddie tweeted , "Cry more, libs!" the day after he won his seat.

Cry more, Maddie!

LOL what a loser.

[quote] Republican women have no standards.

Some Republican women WANT their pussies grabbed R133.

[quote]Now that is collapse is complete. Billy Magnussen could play Maddy is a mini-series or movie.

Ben Hardy.

Now that he's lost, it's time for Maddie to name names in Orgygate, to get back at the Republicans who wanted him gone.

More time for cousin lovin'

95% of the vote now in, and Edwards is maintaining a 1.8% lead over Cawthorn.

More than 95% of votes counted. Edwards maintains a 1.8% lead.

Who in their right mind would vote for Madison Cawthorn?!?

Now he and Cousin Stephen can get married! Hurrah!!!

So long!

R143 - And that’s LEGAL in North Carolina!

With nothing left to lose hope he spills all the tea

Bye bitch

Now I feel kind of bad for him. I hope someone took his guns away before the results came in.

What an epic idiot. He could have gone on for years in politics, milking his disability and making bank. If he had only kept his mouth shut.

[quote]If he had only kept his mouth shut.

Arrogant White Douchebag Syndrome.

I've always thought how horrible it must be to lose an election by a small number of votes. It looks like Cawthorn may lose by only 1500 votes. A candidate must always be having "what if?" thoughts after that, thinking how they could have gotten that many more of their supporters to the polls.

We're fine with batshit crazy insurrectionists, just as long as they're not GAY.

We like our wingnuts straight

bye hot wheels nazi

Oh my yah yah OH!

More time now for naked humping antics with the fecal pouch!

[quote]Now I feel kind of bad for him. I hope someone took his guns away before the results came in.

R149 = Wynnona.

Noooooo. Maddy 😞😟🙁🙁🙁🙁

These people must have early-voted, because the past few weeks have been deadly for Orgy Boi.

He should try harder to follow all gun and traffic laws.

That tweet at R140 I find really interesting. Windsor Mann is possibly gay, but you can’t find anything out about him personally online. He’s a Christopher Hitchens expert and is from upperclass Asheville and would be in a position to know some gossip, though he’s a little older than Cawthorn’s cohort.

From Maddy’s Watch Party:

I wouldn’t be surprised if he cries election fraud. People should flood his social media with “Cry more, Madison!”

There will be recounts and lawsuits for weeks.

To me, the big story is Trump's endorsement didn't help Maddie or David Perdue.

Sad last days.

I will drink a glass of scuppernong in celebration.

Tune in

Time for the kissing cousins to get their Onlyfans account up and running.

Yay, we can go back to the coke orgies without that snitch around now!

[quote]To me, the big story is Trump's endorsement didn't help Maddie or David Perdue.

I don't think we'll know how many votes he had in early voting versus his votes after the endorsement. The gap from early voting may have been too much to overcome.

The supposedly "surging" MAGAt in the PA primary also lost (actually came in third). Is this a sign of Trump fatigue?

CNN says he's conceded.

Life's not FAIR. He even wore his lucky anal pouch!

Bye Maddy!🖕

He needs to enroll in the Aaron Schock School for Former Good-looking, Young Congressmen*.

-Learn how to go on endless, exotic vacations with no visible means of income!

-Learn how to always be surrounded by bros who also have no visible means of income!

-Learn which Instagram filter is right for you!

*Fall Semester Applications being accepted now!!!

[quote]CNN says he's conceded.

Well! That's not very Trump-like of him!

He also claimed when Trump has your back he has it all the way or some shit. On what planet does this dumbass live?

[quote]The supposedly "surging" MAGAt in the PA primary also lost (actually came in third). Is this a sign of Trump fatigue?

It's a sign of fake polls. After all the false results before the senate elections in 2020, how could the polling companies still be putting out false results? Barnette was never actually in 2nd place or close to the top.

Damn, I guess we won't get a "I need you to find 1,500 votes!" moment

Another stolen election! It's like 2020 all over again!

[quote]He also claimed when Trump has your back he has it all the way or some shit. On what planet does this dumbass live?

LOL Dump is going to pretend Maddy never existed and/or call him a loser (his favorite go-to word).

[quote] Noooooo. Maddy

Don’t feel bad, Matt-Facto

Large Marge next.

I am not absolutely sure but I believe Cawthorn just missed being within less than 1% of Edwards, so if he wants a recount he’ll have to pony up for it out of his campaign coffers.

[quote] Learn how to go on endless, exotic vacations with no visible means of income!

It's a bit tricky when you're wheelchair bound.

The Grey Lady calls it for Edwards

Disgusting cunts^

Ha! He went home to watch the rest of the results. Bet he was bawling his eyes out. In his last interview, he also blasted politicians who use their office for personal gain. Didn’t he try that?

Try? That's all he did.

This is great and all, but it just goes to show that the GOP will take you down if you make it look like a fool. I'd much rather see Turtle or Graham taken out.

It's not like Edwards is ultimately any better. Just not as stupid, which makes Edwards more dangerous.

Waiting for the screams of vote fraud.

Just think about why he lost. Not the fact that he was an uneducated, insurrectionist, scumbag buffoon.

Republican voters manage to be vapid, vile and stupid.

At least they won't be able to blame Dems for "voter fraud" since it is a primary.

Agreed, R191. But it sends the message to the rest of the rest of the clown car: MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, and a few others. They are very expendable, a liability, and too stupid to realize it. In the end, their arrogant idiocy will be what takes them down.

R192, Republicans don't do that to each other. They only do that when they lose to a Democrat.

That's why the same Republican shitheads who screamed about fraud in '20, never mentioned the Republicans who won on the same ballot as a Biden vote

I happen to be getting pounded by a Trump supporting, Let's go Brandon chanting, Madison Cawthorn lookalike and it's glorious.

Repressed, republican fuck boys are so eager to have you see them as a God.

He lost his wife and his job in the same year. If someone steals his truck, he’ll be a shoo-in for the Country Hall of Fame.

Now that, was outstanding R198 !

I wonder how he'll behave between now and January now that he's not coming back next year

R198 - I hope his dog doesn’t die, too.

He will spread more lies but try to feign humility as seen by conceding. He's probably a bumbling mess and throwing a tantrum behind the scenes.

Although we’ve joked about it, I now believe that his suicide is now a distinct possibility. With one of his handguns, of course.

[quote] He (Cawthorn) has missed 6.3% of votes in the 117th Congress (2021-22). From Jan 2021 to Apr 2022, Cawthorn missed 37 of 574 roll call votes, which is 6.4%. This is much worse than the median of 2.1% among the lifetime records of representatives currently serving. This makes him the 18th most absent member of the House. When confronted with this info, he pointed to the period of April 13-16 when he was on his honeymoon.

it isn't like he was there all that much anyway. I doubt things will change much for him.

Has anyone tweeted at him to cry more?

The stacks of shirts in the background that will go unsold or can't even be given away.

The items getting the most action are the trash cans.

The watch party being inside a garage.

DRAMA

[quote]Chris Lovingood WRAL @LovingoodTV We’ve learned Madison Cawthorn was not at campaign headquarters when he concede to Sen. Chuck Edwards. The campaign spokesperson I talked to said he was unaware of this until a few minutes passed after telling us the campaign hadn’t said Cawthorn conceded. @wral

Cry more crip.

[quote]The stacks of shirts in the background that will go unsold or can't even be given away.

I don't think even Darfur Orphan would touch these.

There's a bunker in Berlin... well, just a suggestion.

So Long, Madison...Maybe your accusers can heal now..

Does he get to keep his campaign funds?

Cry harder, Maddie

Poor Madysyn. Such a loser in life.

I hope he writes a TELL ALL.

He should have just let those old men do bumps of coke off his big pecs and kept his mouth shut

Have you seen his penmanship?

R210 It's not ADA compliant.

I'm just glad we can stop pretending the little shit isn't hot as fuck.

I prefer my sex partners to be functional, you know, working dick, working legs, etc. And without fecal pouches or whatever that asscrack 'fro was.

Dead men tell no tales. I wouldn’t be surprised if he commits ‘suicide.’

uh oh....Daddy isn't going to be happy. Who is going to pay off his speeding tickets now?

r220 Cousin Stephen is stating his post loss relationship boundaries.

I really hope the suicide narrative is a DL invention. He’s got trash values, but I genuinely don’t want this kid to kill himself because he was maimed in a car accident. He never should have been thrust into the public eye, it’s a testament to the idiocy of his constituents that he was ever elevated to a position of power.

Madison should find an Asian dude who looks 14---like this guy did---and start an OnlyFans......creepy...

R212 It’s his diaper fund now.

That's... An oddly specific request r225

This thread is not a place to pimp your creepy OF, R225. Now, I feel like I need a Silkwood shower.

What am I gonna do without my Maddie? *sobs into handkerchief*

That's what escorts are for, Senatrice. Plus, they'll sign NDAs, unlike Maddie.

Fuck Face Cawthorne Lost

ha ha ha ha ha haha hahahahahahhahaha

[quote]That's what escorts are for, Senatrice. Plus, they'll sign NDAs, unlike Maddie.

And Senatrice, you don't have to put one of those ghastly and unsightly ramps on the front of your house.

To be fair, Senatrice may have one of those laundry/food dumbwaiters in her antebellum mansion.

He's already merching.

The thought of Maddy desperately trying to call his Daddy Donald, and finding out he's been permanently blocked because he's a loser, fills my cold, black heart with glee.

Never heard of him

Sorry, Maddie. The only one who's allowed to suck Trump's yeti mushroom dick is Ivanka.

I’m already over it you guys. The 2022 redesign of him is hotter anyway.

They done him wrong, defecto, all them all. They done him wrong. You should hate every Republican forever, cept Maddy.

Or, better yet, DeJecto, you should reach for that bottle of vodka.

R239 oh don’t worry, I do. It wouldn’t surprise me if it was the Republicans who leaked the video of him after he rattled on their orgy. If the democrats had the video they would have waited until October.

R240 still sober and still loving it 😘☀️😎

Matt Gaetz endorsed him

r238 Bo Hines’ ears are weird: one is flattened while the other sticks out.

R244 that is really annoying but his eyes are so purdy 😍

I hope that once his term is over he tries to smuggle a loaded firearm in his carry-on bag. Let's see if they'll still let you sail through security then.

Im a sucker for a man with big ears. My 1st husband,may he rest in peace,had ears you could have used as wind flaps.And 7 1/2 fat inches that he used very,very well. Bring on them ears baby !

Well, this didn't age well....

Wow r247! Sounds like he was blessed… and so, therefore, were you 😘

R248 wow I hadn't seen that. That's pretty fucking low and childish. He needs to take a look through his Twitter from the last two years tonight as he thinks about why he lost.

Good riddance.

Did he even graduate from college/university?

r252, nope, dropped out of an unaccredited Bible school with a D average

That is the saddest-looking "party" I have ever seen at R206.

Madison Cawthorn kept trying to shred women's tits once he got to Patrick Henry and thought his chair-bully antics would be kept in secrecy.

He used himself as a PR person and campaigner for Patrick Henry College despite incredibly poor performance from his teacher/mother as a primary reference letter rejected by Annapolis.

Patrick Henry is a poor polling 12th in the state, but it was his idiot mother's responsibility for being so stupid as to draw so much attention?!

No more wealthy stupids all around trying to buy small town papers

Lasted longer than his marriage.

I think Ethel Merman's marriage to Ernest Borgnine lasted longer than Maddy's marriage to Natasha Fatale.

"I want you to find 1,540 votes. He was very good to us and he has a very bright future."

Madison is so hot!

Glad to see you're not letting his defeat get you down, Stephen at R259.

Madison will at least be able to get some satisfaction when the bitch Cheney loses.

WTF, R261? I dislike Cheney, but at least she's a patriot. What kind of moron must you be that you're on that terrorist's side?

Look at those pathetic deplorables @ R206. And they think Trump would rather be around them than wealthy Saudi Royals?

Every election from now on will be about whether Trump still has that magic golden touch.

[quote]Every election from now on will be about whether Trump still has that magic golden touch.

That ship has already sailed . . . into an iceberg. Trump's magic golden touch is a joke.

I feel bad for the trees at his parent's house.

I've seen commentators on CNN and FoxNews express concern for his well-being, i.e. self-destructive behavior, etc.

It’s time for Maddie to name Republican orgy names

He could be more dangerous the GOP now that he’s lost. Silver lining.

*More dangerous TO the GOP…

His post election interview with cousin.

He lost even with Trump’s endorsement- I’m okay with that.

I'd like to try and help Maddie feel better this morning

That sad election party said it all. He had no natural, grassroots support because he had given nothing towards public service.

In two short years, Roller Nazi lost nearly all his staff, campaign volunteers and local supporter thru his own [in]actions. He did nothing for his constituents, didn't meet with them or help them with any of the usual requests expected of public service.

Of course, Trump doesn't weigh any of that in his decision to endorse because he himself doesn't understand it.

Why there hasn't been a third party to rise up and try to replace Republicans will always utterly amaze me. Where's the outrage? It's the film Idiocracy come to fruition.

[quote]I'd like to try and help Maddie feel better this morning

We found someone who is even sadder and more pathetic than Madison. Dear God, man get some self respect. What are you doing to do with a deplorable cripple?

R273 sorry, dibs.

If you elect a 24 yo this happens?

R274 - he didn’t lose in a landslide. I think you discount the homophobia that played into this. North Carolina voters can overlook being a cousin fucker, but not if the cousin is of the same sex. These voters overlook their own interests as long as their guy is out there owning the Libs. But no way would they support a queer. And I’m not saying Maddie is gay, but we’re not dealing with voters who think objectively. They vote with their eyes.

I hope that Madison spills it all now that he has nothing left to lose.

Unless Fox hires him as a commentator to keep him in line.

He lost because voters thought he might be gay. His opponents knew that was the one thing they could use to defeat him and that’s what the oppo research was focused on.

I was kind of hoping Maddy would win, his district is unlikely to elect a Democrat and Edwards will vote exactly the same as Maddy voted but won't be an embarrassment to his party.

Maddy was a gift to the Democratic Party.

He's bisexual. Hiding in plain sight.

Just too much for the hillbillies of western North Carolina.

R274 Quote: "Why there hasn't been a third party to rise up and try to replace Republicans will always utterly amaze me. Where's the outrage? It's the film Idiocracy come to fruition." Because the GOP are ruthless criminals and politicians fear them. I mean Biden had to go into hiding for his safety during the presidential campaign. That is what I have come to believe.

He's gone where the goblins go...

R278 “He didn’t lose in a landslide”

What do you call it when 68% of the voters from your own party vote for someone other than you despite having all the advantages of being the incumbent? That’s the definition of a landslide. The kind that crushed him.

R281, you're right. His replacement will vote the same way. Still, what kind of idiot says Republicans politicians are having drug fueled orgies. He had to go.

[quote] what kind of idiot says Republicans politicians are having drug fueled orgies

An honest one.

I can see a reality show for him or, at the very least, a limited series on Netflix starring some Disney Channel kid trying to shed his kid image. Madison has the most perfect nips. I hope he puts them on display more often.

"He's bisexual. Hiding in plain sight."

Gays have proven this over and over: when your dick no longer works you simply become a bottom. Any sex is better than no sex.

He will die young, either drugs or car accident...he's erratic.

R290, ANOTHER accident?

[quote]Gays have proven this over and over: when your dick no longer works you simply become a bottom. Any sex is better than no sex.

Plus in his condition, it wouldn't hurt.

[quote] What do you call it when 68% of the voters from your own party vote for someone other than you

So Buttigieg lost Iowa in a landslide in 2020 with only 25% of the vote? He didn’t seem crushed even though 75% of voters in his own party voted against him.

[quote] R240 still sober and still loving it

But still without an ounce of self respect, I see.

R240 = Dry Drunk

Now hopefully Dr Oz lost too

Dr. Öz—that's a wig, right?

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Articles in Mother Jones and Washington Post about his fall from grace and subsequent loss don't even bother mentioning the video of him nude, humping his cousin.

or perhaps the fact that 'everyone is watching' . . .

[quote] Articles in Mother Jones and Washington Post about his fall from grace and subsequent loss don't even bother mentioning the video of him nude, humping his cousin.

Of course not. There was no peen visible to make it interesting.