Troy Aikman looking “jacked at 55”

This photo reminds me never to microwave corn dogs.

That is a ROUGH 55!!

Body looks great for 55.

Face could stand some moisturizer.

Which one is Troy?

He's leaning over so doesn't show him at his best, but he is quite lean and muscular.

Is he still single?

He likes weiners.

Not pictured is the REAL star of the 1990s Cowboys success: Cocaine!

His former coach looks better than Troy does.

did she ever come out?

I'd hit it...while eating a microwaved corn dog.

Better pic a few years ago.

He's working on a bad case of Cooper's Droop, and that face is, well, busted.

Regardless of how hot the body is (and it is), that's the face that would curdle milk. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

that face!

They revived "Spitting Image"?? How exciting!

His face looks better now that it did when he was younger.

I thought it said looking jacked at 5'5".

I like the idea of Troy being a hot pocket daddy.

Sunblock, anyone?

Tell us more about you, OP.

At a certain age, you have to choose between your face and your ass.

We know what Troy's chosen.

I'd choose Troy's ass too.

He looks like his face was injured in a car accident

Years ago, I had a good male friend tell me that he had a relationship with Troy when my friend was living in Dallas. I am having a difficult time remembering all the sordid details, but at the time I remember thinking that the things he told me about their relationship would be difficult to make up.

He must be taking steroids because his face looks deformed.

Fuckable.

I wouldn't say no to Troy Aikman, I have an ache'n for some hot Troy Aikman. He's tall, big shoulders, big thighs, big man hands, I bet he's packing some serious peen and meaty balls, I'd be all over him, lots of sex appeal... Yum! :-)

His Daddy on the left looks a lot like Bill Clinton.

The HGH and steroids he's on makes me think his body is a promise his dick can't deliver on.

Im neither 55 or jacked, R19/Zemen. So, I guess when I look at Troy its for #goals, ya know?

Why do their heads like they were superimposed onto different bodies?

Crix belly.

He had an interesting and sexy face when younger.

All professional outdoor sports players should start using sunscreen early in their careers.

When he was hot.

His body may look good but his face looks like old shit

Steroid face

I’m a year older and, wow, thank god my face looks nothing like that. That ain’t right.

Show us your pic, R37, and we'll be the judge.

Sorry r34, that was never hot. In-shape body, yes, but hot? Ah beg tuh differ!

Bad angle ..

'The fuck did he "jack" his face up with???! Yuck.

Nancy Kulp has really bulked up!

He looks roided up. Sad, he was actually really goodlooking once.

Surprised by all the reactions to TA's face, present and past. His face, now, is a plausible outcome of what he's looked like throughout the years. At least he doesn't go crazy with plastic surgery.

However, he seems obsessed with his body, drinking 2 gallons of water per day as if he's still in the NFL.

Fifty-five my ass, that bitch is more like 65!

Gay men don't get fat!

R23, details please!

That was just bad lighting. Here's better pic of him.

R48, Troy Aikman looks good, well seasoned and marinated, he looks delicious, I want to make out with him, and surrender my mussy, oh take it Troy, it's all yours, good buddy, I'd be sucking on his face, I like his face in that Pic, anything he wants, I will deny him nothing, and give him everything he desires, I know I can please him...

HI Aaron Rodgers at R49!

His chest looks titty and saggy. 🤮

He looks ten years older than me and he's a year younger than me.

Poor Troy, so many Dataloungers look better than him. As you know they all look twenty years younger than their real age. A lack of phonographic evidence doesn't mean a thing. They are very humble and don't want to make anyone feel bad about themselves.

Oops *Photographic

"Face could stand some moisturizer"

Too late. They look like two aging pussyhounds on Viagra, trying to bed some 20-somethings.

R53, this has nothing to do with DL vanity; the guy could easily pass for 66 in that photo.

His eyebrows have the telltale Botox v-shape.

Eating disorder?:

And he isn't really one for cheat days. "Some people have a one day a week cheat meal," he told Men's Health earlier this year. "I have one every two or three months."

R58, there's already a thread about Troy's cheat "meals"

Troy lived half a mile from my family’s house twenty years ago when I was in high school. I grew up in Willow Bend, an affluent neighborhood in West Plano (suburb of Dallas).

I was in high school between 2002 and 2004, and there were rumors of Troy hosting gay sex orgies in his Willow Bend Country mansion at that time, so there has to be some truth to these rumors.

Last I heard, Troy moved to Highland Park some years ago. Ironically, it was also during this time, that Chace Crawford (who attended PCA, a private Christian high school), and his family lived in a contemporary white stucco right off of Willow Bend Drive, not far from Troy’s house.

I have reason to believe Chace is also gay or bi, but that’s another story.

But who has really had Troy?

Maybe Troy should help Barrett Long out.

Didn't he hire Barrett back in the day?

I wonder how many guys Troy has jacked off at 55?

[quote]I have reason to believe Chace is also gay or bi, but that’s another story.

R60

Let's hear it.

He may look roided up, but the guy lives like a king - big house in Dallas and Montecito (I wonder if knows the Harkles?) and spends summers out west (his Instagram feed is one long lifestyle commercial). He got married a couple of years ago, but the wife & his wedding ring also seem to have disappeared from his picture. I wonder what's the story there. Supposedly his 1st wife was supposed to be on the Real Housewives of Dallas, but she's a messy drunk that got arrested in a high school parking lot, so he probably doesn't want her making a fool of his kids and making him look bad.

I will say this for the guy: while he likely keeps his political feelings to himself since even democrats buy beer & protein bars, he doesn't come across as a MAGA Trumper, even a high end MAGA moron. He's no doubt a TX conservative, but not the radical right wing "God Bless Texas" type fool that you might guess

Supposedly he made the 1st wife sign an NDA.

R23 and R60 are correct.

I’m a long-time Dallasite and everyone gay and straight knows he’s gay. He’s had live-in “decorators” and “personal assistants” for two decades.

I’m doubting he hosted full-on orgies, but Rock Hudson like pool parties seem likely.

Years ago a DLer claimed that his boss (a guy, obviously) attended an all-male party at Troy's place (can't remember if it was his main house or a vacation house somewhere). This was years ago, I think when he was still playing for the Cowboys

[quote] but Rock Hudson like pool parties seem likely

Wouldn't there be pics posted somewhere?

R67, what's so gay about a live-in assistant?

R69 At these kind of parties, phones are collected beforehand.

More about the live-in assistants!

Everyone ages, but I don't think Troy Aikman is lacking in the "action" department, he's got a lot to offer, he still has play...definitely BDF energy for those looking for it.

[quote]Everyone ages, but I don't think Troy Aikman is lacking in the "action" department, he's got a lot to offer, he still has play...definitely BDF energy for those looking for it.

Whatever his preference, in a relatively small fishbowl like Dallas, he seems adept at keeping his private life private. No former girlfriend/boyfriend telling stories on him - just an ex he paid to shut it & a (supposedly) current wife that has her own endeavors and is willing to keep up whatever arrangement they've got. No small accomplishment - ask Aaron Rodgers!

Ask his kids their opinion of their father, Troy Aikman. I bet they'll get all Texas on you. lol. They love their father no matter his orientation... :-)

That’s what I wonder about, R75.

I wonder if his two daughters know? They love him, obviously but how well do they really know him?

One daughter is away at college. Don’t know about the younger one.

Too bad neither got his beautiful blue eyes.

No, when one's brown-eyed chattel-wife sleeps with the Latino mailman because he's gay and can't possibly face a vagina, the children he will have to claim as his own would NOT have his blue eyes, would they?!

Boy, he looks terrible! I'm going to be 86 on my next birthday and I look a lot better than he does!

He does look rather weathered, but compared to other former NFL players who seem older than they really are with their knee replacements, weight gain from decreased activities and all sort of other issues, he looks pretty good.

I wonder if those guys regret it - you made $$ that you'd never make otherwise, but you prematurely destroyed your body in a way that can't be undone.

R79 Chicago QB Jim McMahon has early onset dementia from getting his head clobbered on the field all those years. He can't even drive by himself, because he forgets where he's going or how to get home.

He gave an interview a few years where he said he regrets having played professional football.

Troy Aikman has a great big penis!!

Dated the keyboardist from this band. Not kidding.

R81 Probably not. Guys that big and bulky usually have nubbins.

R83 Not what bottoms in Dallas have said.

R84 You mean the bottoms who have sex fantasies about Aikman?

Howie Long and Steve Young can still get it. Troy is looking burnt.

Dear God - do you 55+ year old eldergays look like that? That is amazing! I wish I looked that good at 45 never mind 55. That is some serious commitment and work - good for him.

He’s a white boy, all that sun clearly was not good for him.

His body is amazing though. He’s always showing that he’s working out and stuff.

Has anybody had his new beer?

Are we sure that's not a "Spitting Image" puppet?

That's sad r80

Thought was hot I'm this commercial as a kid.

Only know I realize the shaved pits.

Was that an 80s thing?

Since you, nor the picture, nor your stupid link indicated WHICH of those guys is the keyboardist R83, you now must not only indicate which one you meant, but how small his penis is, something else embarrassing about him, and how much you cried when he broke up with you and married some fan or band hairdresser!

R80 football is losing thousands of players at high school level every year. If you love your son/nephew/etc do not let them play football.

[quote] Howie Long and Steve Young can still get it.

if you mean by "it," a thorough rimjob as they sit on my face, then I agree. Steve Young was my second ever gay crush (behind Chris O'Donnell) and Howie Long, well... phuuuuuck!

Those choppers can't be real.

Steve Young looks good

That face looks like one of those Halloween Nixon masks.

OP by looking "jacked" were you referring to his teeth?

Ugly-pretty. Behind the jolie-laide mask is a submissive party bottom.

Bitch, I am not a bottom!

he looks awful. face is hanging off the bones

I actually don’t think it’s him looking bad due to skin or aging issues.

Troy’s probably on PEDs to keep up his muscular frame. Not sure how much if any he’s used in the past but what happens is they sometimes do weird things to guys’ face and head. Troy already had a very masculine, Chad-like face when he was younger. Broad features mixed with PEDs can affect someone’s face.

I’ll bet he’d look fine at a healthy body weight without the PEDs.

Faggot

I’d eat his ass.

[quote]the lumpy mouthbreather he’s sitting next too.

Irony.

[quote] Thought was hot I'm this commercial as a kid. Only know I realize the shaved pits.

Are you drunk?

No just stoned. That was my bad 😃

I want to be jacked off at 55

Melting at 55 more like.

Didn't Troy's former coach out him when he wrote his autobiography?

Met a crazy girl on a plane who claimed to know Troy from when she was a UCLA cheer or cheer-adjacent undergraduate.

Had all sorts of signed memorabilia so she seemed somewhat credible if a bit touched by the moon.

Anyway.

King

PED?

Best moment

R112 Performance Enhancing Drugs

[quote] Troy lived half a mile from my family’s house twenty years ago when I was in high school. I grew up in Willow Bend, an affluent neighborhood in West Plano (suburb of Dallas). I was in high school between 2002 and 2004, and there were rumors of Troy hosting gay sex orgies in his Willow Bend Country mansion at that time, so there has to be some truth to these rumors. Last I heard, Troy moved to Highland Park some years ago. Ironically, it was also during this time, that Chace Crawford (who attended PCA, a private Christian high school), and his family lived in a contemporary white stucco right off of Willow Bend Drive, not far from Troy’s house. I have reason to believe Chace is also gay or bi, but that’s another story.

Your argument = I lived in the same city. There were rumors, Therefore they must be true.

You offered no evidence that supports the rumors. You've offered as much detail as anyone living anywhere in the world could offer.

If your Chance Crawford story is similar to this. Then you have no story.

R115, this is a gossip board. Chill.

God damn jerry Jones to hell and back for ruining what would have been a greater dynasty than they had.

God knows how many more championships the team would have won if not for Jones’ arrogance.

Stupid piece of shit. Sort of glad the ‘Boys haven’t had a winning season since those 90’s players left.

Troy is gay or bi. I was at UCLA in the 90s and everyone had stories about him. Wish he'd come out, it would reduce the stigma among pro athletes.

R118, details please!

You’re a moron, R115. The only people who can speak definitively to Troy’s gayness are the men he’s hooked up with or dated, or anyone he has confided in.

Everyone else is just guessing. Despite that, my anecdotal evidence is stronger than anyone else’s in this thread, because I literally lived half a mile from him until I went to college.

West Plano, specifically Willow Bend/King’s Gate/Mira Vista are tight knit communities that have not seen much turnover in 20+ years, and people know their neighbors. Neighbors talk.

It’s not like Troy was the only rich celebrity living in Willow Bend around that time. Steve Harvey lived in Willow Bend Country too, and I never heard anything illicit about him.

What motivation would Troy’s neighbors had 20 years ago to spread these rumors if they weren’t true?

I would watch Troy Aikman jack off.

r91, I think it's supposed to be the one in the grey hat in back.

[quote] His Daddy on the left looks a lot like Bill Clinton.

That "daddy" is legendary collegiate and professional football coach and analyst Jimmy Johnson. He has been the coach a college national championship and has won the Super Bowl. He is a member of both the college and pro football halls of fame. He was also a cast member of Survivor: Nicaragua.

[quote]He was also a cast member of Survivor: Nicaragua.

Oh, NOW he’ll recognize him.

R123 <-----Some gay men 👍

R124 <---- Most gay men! 🤣

[quote]I was in high school between 2002 and 2004, and there were rumors of Troy hosting gay sex orgies in his Willow Bend Country mansion at that time, so there has to be some truth to these rumors.

[quote]my anecdotal evidence is stronger than anyone else’s in this thread, because I literally lived half a mile from him until I went to college

Logic!

Allegedly there’s a rape floating around of Troy not being heterosexual

Who put the "ache" in Aikman?

Troy?

*tape

[quote] You’re a moron, [R115].

Your argument is what is moronic.

[quote] The only people who can speak definitively to Troy’s gayness are the men he’s hooked up with or dated, or anyone he has confided in. Everyone else is just guessing.

That goes without saying.

[quote] Despite that, my anecdotal evidence is stronger than anyone else’s in this thread, because I literally lived half a mile from him until I went to college. West Plano, specifically Willow Bend/King’s Gate/Mira Vista are tight knit communities that have not seen much turnover in 20+ years, and people know their neighbors.

You lived close. Yet you offered no greater insight than anyone else. You've offered no evidence, anecdotal or otherwise.

[quote] Neighbors talk. It’s not like Troy was the only rich celebrity living in Willow Bend around that time. Steve Harvey lived in Willow Bend Country too, and I never heard anything illicit about him. What motivation would Troy’s neighbors had 20 years ago to spread these rumors if they weren’t true?

The why would potentially include the evidence; which would actually make your story interesting. However, people spread rumors for all sorts of reasons.

You never heard rumors about Harvey, but that doesn't mean that they didn't or don't exist. That doesn't help your argument.

R129 Who else could it be? He's a Hall of Famer and he does sports commentating.

Wasn't country music super-slut Lorrie Morgan connected to Troy at some point in the 1990s. Wouldn't mean he isn't gay though, because I have the feeling her husband Keith Whitley wasn't exactly straight either.

[quote]Wasn't country music super-slut Lorrie Morgan connected to Troy at some point in the 1990s.

Make of this what you will, but on some TA thread, some poster claims to have seen Aikman & Morgan at a restaurant/bar (or something like that) and for as much time as they spent hanging all over each other in public, in private they just looked like 2 friends hanging out. Their relationship was likely one of those PR type relationships attributed to other celebs

I remember how hot Mark Gastineau looked back in the day. Sad.

The pic in the OP looks like he had an upper facelift some years ago.

R135 Mark Gastineau was never good looking.

r135 It wasn't about his face

R138 I'd have to put a bag over his head if I wanted to fuck him.