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Late Night Pump n Dump

I'm having 37 BB tops over later tonight around 11:00 PM, but they're just lining up, doing lot's of pumping and even more dumping, no eye to eye or chat needed. One is bringing his two gay dad's master because his dad's are on the Cape together at some pretentious tea hosted by some guy named Greg for the remaining weekend.

This is what I'm going to serve:

A sophisticated Platter of Rocket Fuel

Bull testicles with Water ChestNUTS

Cucumber Dildos

Smoked Pole with NO FISH of any kind

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Lemon enemas

Miniature Fudge suppositories

Mountain Dew Baja Blast

Gin Ripple

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by Anonymousreply 8May 16, 2022 6:51 PM

This deviant behavior would never be allowed In North.

by Anonymousreply 1May 15, 2022 6:38 PM

Maybe you've just never been invited

by Anonymousreply 2May 15, 2022 6:57 PM

Wow, the turds will be dropping out of you uncontrollably. Call Diaper Donnie for some tips.

by Anonymousreply 3May 15, 2022 11:56 PM

[quote] One is bringing his two gay dad's master because his dad's are on the Cape together at some pretentious tea hosted by some guy named Greg for the remaining weekend.

A pretentious tea? Do I need to ask you what to serve guests in order to avoid being pretentious? Please let me know what I should have served my guests.

Small sandwiches and lemon squares are pretentious to you? You sound pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 4May 16, 2022 2:48 PM

Greg, it's the troll who's been posting a hundred vagina frau threads a day.

by Anonymousreply 5May 16, 2022 3:24 PM

Oh, okay. Thanks, Z-W. What an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 6May 16, 2022 3:34 PM

"I'm having 37 BB tops over later tonight around 11:00 PM..."

Ha!

Amateur...

by Anonymousreply 7May 16, 2022 3:58 PM

"because his dad's are on the Cape together"

Oh, dear. OP is not only a whore; she's also an illiterate whore.

by Anonymousreply 8May 16, 2022 6:51 PM
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