Madison Cawthorn: Crotchgate 2: Electric Boogaloo

I also asked this on Part 1, does Maddy's walker have tennis balls on it?

I'm sure Maddie is partying on as we speak

He just keeps rolling...

PRAY!

This one deserves a repost bec everyone looks so happy

....

Was that photo taken after a cookie bake-off, R5?

You guys want him so badly.

he is so going to get on fox. he planned this shit! or rolling with it. new generation.

^YOU can have him.

well, i don't watch fox or any talking heads to tell the truth.

gosh he's pretty tho

I want Stephen so badly, why can't I have him! I wanna see him jerk off.

Send him a Venmo payment.

Cousin Stephen does have mixed Native and white good looks but he's not really all that. (Nice ass tho.)

[quote]I also asked this on Part 1, does Maddy's walker have tennis balls on it?

Someone who's paralyzed from the waist down can't use a walker.

R15 He's a FINE fucking specimen you bitch, how dare you talk about Stephen that way!

[quote]he planned this shit!

A colostomy bag can do that to an asshole.

Matt Gaetz is defending him. I wonder if he got a hand job from Matt, too

Has Cousin Stephen released a statement yet?

[quote]Matt Gaetz is defending him. I wonder if he got a hand job from Matt, too

I'm sure Maddie would like to get his hands on Nestor.

Yeah, just the guy you want as a character witness: Matt fucking Gaetz.

[quote] Someone who's paralyzed from the waist down can't use a walker.

In R5's photo, it appears that Maddy is using a walker. Please change your tampon and calm down R16!

Apparently Matt Gaetz didn't get the memo from his fellow Republicans that they want Maddie gone. Which may indicate that they want Gaetz gone, also.

I think a cabal of young gay republicans have formed around the jilted Stephen and they're all taking Maddy down.

[quote]In [R5]'s photo, it appears that Maddy is using a walker. Please change your tampon and calm down R16!

R22 doesn't even know the meaning of "calm down" but has decided to double down on his stupidity anyway.

We all hope R8, the emoji-cunt troll, falls on a big stick.

[quote]emoji-cunt troll, falls on a big stick

Pics please.

gaetz is the one that invited him to the orgy!

No I haven’t any idea what this odd pic is about

^ a better link

I found a picture of Stephen in his cheer outfit.

r31

So the Q turds are outright acknowledging they’re not old school Republicans.

Haha R32 had me blocked, but couldn't resist a peek.

a Cabal of Young Gay Republicans? That's going to be the finest piece of dick and ass this side of the DC Swamp!

"Cabal" is too Rotschild-y/Soros-y, R35. We prefer to think of ourselves as a "Waffentruppe."

I had to ask Nestor to unfriend Madison on Facebook - it's all too shocking even for me.

R31 Oh shit, I'm not 100% certain, but I really have a feeling I hooked up with him, when I turned on grindr at the Cherokee Casino. People on the WCU campus shows up on there, and he looks like a guy I hooked up with about three-four years ago. If it was him he does have a nice dick.

R26 ♿👄👅

Also, too 💩

Stoned Maddie is quite cute

R40 It is a cigar so not stoned, but I bet you he has smoked a lot of tree in his time.

Ashley Madison Cawthorne.

What size lingerie does Maddy wear?

Very short one when it comes to panties, R43.

His legs may not work, but his hole is still fuckable.

[quote]No I haven’t any idea what this odd pic is about.

It looks like Maddie was visiting a bordello that features a large bar.

R38 Wow! Can you tell us more?

Poor Maddy Cow?

Is it over?

R47 if it was the guy I'm thinking about, we fooled around in my hotel room, making out and swapping oral. He had a dick that was longer than average but not very girthy and cut. He seemed nervous but very into it once I started things off. It all took about an hour. I asked him if he wanted to soak in the jacuzzi tub with me, but he said he had to go. He had a fab ass though, and I was hoping to get a chance at it, but he said he wasn't into anal.

Maybe the cousin can be cast in another Bring It On sequel

The Squad

R49 BULLSHIT. Twinky boys like him are a dime a dozen EVERYWHERE. Like clones. It WASN'T HIM!

R52 No, believe me it can be slim pickings on grindr in Cherokee, they are not a dime a dozen.

Well if Stephen's not into anal, then Madison would be the perfect partner.

Boys

Some hot men what is the problem?

although he probably cannot "walk" with a walker, the way elderly shuffle around, he can use it to stand, because of tremendous upper body strength.

they used to prop FDR up for photo ops

Why does he go by Madison when his first name is the good Christian name David?

Because David Cawthorn date raped a classmate in high school.

Twinky Maddie, post accident

What happened with the gun dildo?

In my opinion, he really is quite gorgeous from a purely physical standpoint. Too bad he's so repellent as a human being :-(

He reminds me of a ventriloquist dummy. His face is so weird and rectangular.

And he’s has terrible crows feet for only 26.

[quote]although he probably cannot "walk" with a walker, the way elderly shuffle around, he can use it to stand, because of tremendous upper body strength.

He can't "stand" until his legs have been encased in heavy-duty braces, at which point he can use his arms to give the illusion of standing, as seen in photos of him addressing a crowd at a rally.

Can Maddy shuffle off to Buffalo?

The creepiest thing about this guy was that visiting Hitler's lare, the Eagle's Nest or whatever, was on his "bucket list" and that he referred to Hitler as "Der Furher".

That's basically white nationalist shit. But I think basically he's just a moron. Literally a moron.

Wow, the picture at R60 really shows Maddy knew how to find the boys, if not the booze. (And maybe that too.)

No, R66. He's a full-on Nazi.

I just saw Toby Wing!

Definitely a moron and a Nazi. I'm enjoying watching him be destroyed with the details of his own actions coming to light. It's that much sweeter, that it's his own party flipping the spotlight on all of it. So much more delicious!

Don't fret over him, compassionate DLers. The "Socialist" program called the ACA ("Obamacare" to the freeper fraus) will ensure Maddyson retains his durable medical equipment (multiple wheelchairs, walkers, leg braces, etc), and continue to receives all of the pharmaceuticals he needs to function (even though he spoke out against BIG PHARMA) when he gets shitcanned.

Little Maddyson will be 👍

Young

Living at the edge

The "thumbs up" sign is stupid, isn't it.

It makes him look deranged, R73

Enough about Maddy I want more Stephen!!! When’s his OnlyFans coming out.

^ Right after he loses his lucrative staff job... So, any day now

Rise up, young man, rise up out of that chair the devil has put you in! If you accept the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal savior, and let him fill your poor crippled sinful body with the Love of God, you will walk again! Come to Jesus, son, and pledge you will dedicate your life everlasting to Him! But, son, know this: The Lord God Almighty will keep you in that chair if you resist Him and partake of all your sinful desires!

I think R77 is-

As soon as Stephen’s OnlyFans drops y’all better let me know.

Here's a sample of his lies surrounding the accident that left him with limited usage of his legs:

[quote] When Cawthorn was a teenager, he and his friend Bradley Ledford were driving back to North Carolina after a spring break trip to Florida, when Ledford fell asleep at the wheel and crashed into a construction barrier. The accident, which left Cawthorn with only limited use of his legs, is an incontestably tragic event in the congressman’s life and a dramatic enough story that one would think Cawthorn would have no need for embellishment. However, in a 2017 speech at Patrick Henry College, Cawthorn contradicted Ledford and his own prior statements, saying that his friend had abandoned him “to die in a fiery tomb.”

[quote] “He was my brother, my best friend,” Cawthorn said. “He runs to safety deep in the woods and just leaves me in a burning car as the flames start to lick my legs and curl up and burn my left side.”

[quote] There’s no factual basis for this account. Ledford told the Washington Post that Cawthorn was unconscious after the crash, a claim buttressed by a deposition in which the future congressman said he had “no memory” of the accident. Rather than running “to safety deep in the woods,” Ledford said that he’d pulled Cawthorn from the burning car, potentially saving his life.

[quote] Cawthorn has implied that as a result of the accident, he was unable to follow through on his dreams of attending the US Naval Academy. However, this was just another falsehood, as the Naval Academy had rejected him before the accident. Cawthorn has also claimed that he was accepted to Princeton and to an online program at Harvard, only to later confess that he hadn’t been admitted to either.

How do we solve a problem like Madison?

Washington Post indicates other problems with his personal story that was part of his campaign for congress. (Extra points for a Chick-fil-A connection.)

[quote] He called himself the “CEO” of his business, but he was the sole employee and it had no earned income. He misrepresented himself as a full-time staffer of then-Rep. Mark Meadows (R-N.C.), when his most extensive employment was apparently at Chick-fil-A.

So he's basically a grifter and his grift is coming to an end. One of those people about whom you can never be sure in regard to anything they tell you. Those are real cons.

I knew one such in AA. A handsome black Irish immigrant. I got the sense he had been at least an occasional hustler before coming into AA. He presented more or less as straight although one gay guy in the group had him. Over time it became impossible to tell: his immigration status, his marital status, his sexual orientation, his job and employment status, whether he was drinking or not, whether he was an alcoholic or just using the organization for connections or handouts. But he was sexy.

Like a movie

^^Where is the troll screaming at me that Cawthorne doesn't use a walker???? Looks like a walker to me in R85's picture.

I think that troll needs to calm down and change her tampon.

I think in Maddy's case the walker is more of a stander.

Hold me, Stephen, I'm scared.

Catch me, Stephen! I'm falling!

[quote]How do we solve a problem like Madison?

BREAK HIS FUCKING LEGS!

Change my diaper, Stephen.

Don’t voters determine his fate?

God decided his fate.

His district is all deplorables. They love Nazis so it's likely he'll win.

Military appreciation

He's lied about the military, so this is certainly staged.

R94: agreed; all this media smearing will just turn him into a Martyr in his supporters’ eyes

R96: apparently the guy was Maddie’s personal friend, and it happened before he became a Congressman, and Maddie was pinning that thing out of friendship

Maddy is fighting for the right for you to shit your pants.

Maddy has a fetish for pegging, I mean pinning young men in uniform.

Carries a fair bit of Hardware in his body

So spineless they built him a spine. And it still didn't work.

R102: funny!

Tell us more about the Republican cocaine fueled sex parties, Maddy. That's the only thing that makes you interesting.

r80 So in other words Maddy was giving him road head, and knew he had to smear him first, in case the driver revealed that little fact

The Daily Show does a quick recap of Cawthorn's problems and scandals up to the lingerie photo.

There are multiple instances of driving with suspended licenses and bringing loaded guns to airports during his congressional term.

At timemark 6:00 he talks about what it means to be a man.

[quote]His district is all deplorables. They love Nazis so it's likely he'll win.

They don't like homos though, hence the gay innuendo and attacks. This is how you take him down in a Nazi district.

He was too stupid to get into the Naval Acadamy and got Ds at Patrick Henry Bible college in Virginny. I don't think homeschoolin' works, or he was just a born moron.

R30, why does Maddy insist on posting like that. He that same exact pose when he took a photo in the airport following his latest gun incident. So weird and not intimidating or attractive.

I'M SURE R30 KNOWS, GOOMBA.

He's the congreASSman from ASSville NC so as long as he has (R) after his name they don't give rats ASS.

He is obviously very ambitious--but can't back it up with smarts. So, he relies on his looks and charisma.

We all know so many people like that

Wheelchair!

[quote] The accident, which left Cawthorn with only limited use of his legs,

I didn't know he had any use of his legs. If he still has any use or feeling in his legs, his dick might still work. Which opens up new trains of thought.

To the others disparaging his district, First of all you are being racist because his district includes one of the largest native reservations in the South or East. Sorry I don't make the rules, Natives had it the worse of any minority in our history.

It is true that the district will vote Republican no matter what, but unlike the rest of the South this district is located in an area where many if not most of the white people have been voting Republican since 1860. People in the mountains tend to be born Republican the same as being born Baptist, etc... And, then of course his district does also include a lot of good blue progressives in and around Asheville. I don't live in his district, but I visit it often and since his election all I've heard in his district has been embarrassment, people greeting each other with, "Did you hear what our crazy congressman did? Etc..." Most of them voted for for him because, just like I was, his speech at the convention and standing at the end of it was moving. But, they aren't happy with his antics. They are a district who wants a workhorse bringing back the bacon, not a showboat. So he could lose. The problem is there hasn't been a primary challenger that has managed to break through. Before the primary one of the challengers has to make the case that not only is Maddie not worthy of office, they need to argue that they are.

When he sexually harassed those college girls, was he already in a wheelchair??

Yes r115, I believe so because I read that he was 18 when the accident happened, and I’m assuming that’s the age he went to school?

[quote]Where is the troll screaming at me that Cawthorne doesn't use a walker???? Looks like a walker to me in R85's picture.

Please show us some video of him actually walking with a walker and not merely leaning on it while his legs are encased in steel braces, Madison fangurl at R86.

^ If he could walk even a few steps there'd be videos everywhere showing how manly he is overcoming his disability, you know like beating up a rotten tree

I wonder what the queen is doing tonight?

The pain on his face in the photo at r85 tells you almost everything you need to know about him. He is traumatized and mad at the world. A 26 year old brain is still unable to process the trauma of his injury and its consequences. His empty faith is not adequate to assuage his misery. It has corroded his soul. He needs intensive mental therapy and medication.

No way any thinking person would believe he is fit for public office. Maybe 20 years from now but not today.

Aaron Schock has entered the conversation, because he will not be left out.

"I wonder what the queen is doing tonight? "

About what?

Last I heard she was trying to ape Madonna's last concert moves 😏

@r121, I was waiting for Cockgobbler to get in on this action, probably still attends all the DC coke orgies 🙄

That's a really interesting thread, R121. Cousin Stephen might not be so sweet after all.

I knew that piece of shit Cockgobbler would love Maddy.

No consequences for perjury, rape, child porn, sedition, insurrection, treason, racism, Nazi talking points, money laundering, grifting,

^ But No Homo, or you're dead

[quote]That's a really interesting thread, R121. Cousin Stephen might not be so sweet after all.

You take that back!

Can he shit or get his dick up?

No and no.

What a cutie patootie! I'd take him on my honeymoon any day.

The Cockgobbler probably assumes that a dirty ass may not be a dealbreaker for Sitler.

Haha, all you homos are just jealous that *I'm* the one consoling Stephen, and not you. Keep hatin'!

Cousin Stephen is of no use to another bottom.

Did you forget, R135. I'm not into anal.

Peg O' My Heart.

Maddy needs a mature, charming, sophisticated, and successful lady in his life.

Lady G is too much woman for Maddy.

Rear view

Maddie’s painstaking penmanship

"—Likely caused by the paralysis "

Between his ears 🙄

Maddy should have dicktated his letters to Cousin Stephen, who probably has lovely penmanship.

Someone save Stephen. Someone give him a good life!

Shades of Tom Brady

Gun show

ashy elbows

Interesting how he's strapped in at R146. I guess the recoil can knock him backwards?

I bet Cousin Stephen loves tightening the straps.

I wonder if there’s a ramrod that goes up his ass to keep him erect when standing when he uses this contraption?

Ease down, Maddy, that's it.

I've always thought this guy looks A LOT like Tom Brady, though I'm sure I'm not the only person who thinks so.

R151: the Tom Brady resemblance is really quite strong

^ It's that Aryan thing going on, they all look like Hitler youth 🤔

Have any of you seen this? I'm not proud of my handwriting, but if it looked anything like this, I would have assistants do all of my correspondence. Just unbelievable.

R154, it looks like a 3rd grader's handwriting.

R154: at least it’s easy to read and decipher, unlike cursive writing

I almost feel bad for him...you can see how deliberate he was forming each letter of each word. It must've taken him over an hour to handwrite that BS apology.

If Friday the 13th Part 2 taught me anything, it's that guys in wheelchairs can still use their dick. Mark said so. I don't know what all this talk about him being useless below the waist is.

R152, "for my people" has a nice white nationalist ring to it. Very Southern white.

People Cawthorn's age DO NOT LEARN how to write in cursive. I don't think they are even taught that. Most of them can BARELY print, as in Madysyn's sample up above. It's completely normal nowadays. I was babysitting my nephew about 10 years ago, and he was supposed to do some writing practice in a notebook before he could go hang out with his friends. He pitched a fit and just totally refused to comply. His mother told me, on the phone, to just let him go and forget it: "He's not ever going to have to know how to do it, anyway..." They CAN'T write.

R160 Thank you George W Bush and No Child Left Behind.

[quote]"for my people" has a nice white nationalist ring to it. Very Southern white. [quote]

Cawthorn's district IS overwhelmingly white and those hillbillies are exactly who he is referring to. I don't know how many "ethnic" folks there are living in Asheville, but NOT VERY MANY living there full time; and in the surrounding mountains, effectively NONE at all. I spend a lot of time near Franklin NC, which is 70 miles SW of Asheville, and in the past 14 years I have seen precisely 3 black people there that weren't obviously weekend tourists (and even those are VERY few and far between). The locals HATE even "furrin" white people, much less anyone "colored." And someone up above was touting the high percentage of Native Americans there (?) . Yes, they have a VERY lucrative casino between Franklin and Asheville, close to Waynesville, but I personally have NEVER laid eyes on a single Native American in that area in the past 15 years. There just can't be that many of them around. Cawthorn's "people" are the descendants of the old Scottish redneck hillbillies who settled those mountains, and the hordes of white retirees who have flooded the area from Atlanta, and the snowbird escapees from Florida who come up there in the summers to evade the Florida heat.

[quote] People Cawthorn's age DO NOT LEARN how to write in cursive. I don't think they are even taught that. Most of them can BARELY print, as in Madysyn's sample up above.

My nieces didn't learn cursive yet neither writes like that.

His people would simply be his constituents...

It's not just his writing--but his child-like syntax

That bitch owns more Le Creuset than I do.

Some anti- fan did a collage

Madison will be penning his memoir soon, “Flowers for Cawthorn”.

Despite all his Christian ass kissing, I will NEVER allow him to walk again.

I’ve never seen pictures or video of his mother who homeschooled him and I’m intrigued by who she is and how she shaped him. Does he even have a good relationship with her now?

R167 Hardly a collage...

My niece is 23 and she prints her signature.

@r170, Here you go, the people who created this lump. Funny how older bro looks so much like cousin Stephen 🤔

^Smelling cookies

Ugh, the mom buys all the guys in her life matching shirts like they’re five year old twins, I already hate her.

R172, I wonder what else will be acceptable in the not-too-distant future? An “X”? A smiley face? In the cruelest of ironies, technology is making people illiterate and unable to communicate via the written or typed word.

DNA sample of spit.

Great Gatsby feels

Mouthpiece

Throwback: Male bonding

Jesus, they’re all fucking deplorables. Even the half-wit looking cousin.

With frenemy Brad Ledford, driver on the fateful night

Another side of Brad

^ Maddie does have gorgeous male friends/ relatives

Nothing gay about that...

The Struggle is Real.

I'm not usually one of the group that sniffs out gay everywhere and lobs accusations regarding straight men...

But this story and all its actors has more and more bro homo vibes.

[quote]I found a picture of Stephen in his cheer outfit.

Jesus. That's the outing equivalent of Schlock's teal belt!

Daily routine

[quote]the Tom Brady resemblance is really quite strong.

And Maddie probably also has deflated balls by now.

exactly he was certainly paid to be a home health aide, which is probably perfectly legal.

now, he probably doesn't want anyone to know he needs one.

I like Brad (R183)

Working in tandem

R192: yes Brad is quite likeable, at least visually

What's Madi-SIN's tat design?

(Is it recent?)

that guy has really big feets.

^ Probably this...

[quote] Yes, they have a VERY lucrative casino between Franklin and Asheville, close to Waynesville, but I personally have NEVER laid eyes on a single Native American in that area in the past 15 years.

Actually the Eastern Band of the Cherokee have two casinos in the area, and 16,000+ registered members half of whom appear to live in the Qualla Boundary. It isn't actually a reservation but a land trust. If you have gone to that area and not seen a Native in 15 years you must be blind.

LOL they hang in the opposite of snowbird area. Although, I have two blonde, blue eyed great-nephews who are 1/4 Cherokee and 1/4 Lumbee. Legit.

Western NC was part of the Cherokee Nation, so yeah, lots in the area

I think I am falling in love with Stephen. So sensual, caring, hot, and muscular!

We know, Maddy.

Can Maddie still have wet dreams even if he can’t get it up?

Nope. He can only have squishy dreams. That turn out to not be dreams.

Throwback: Prayers for Maddie

Despite being homeschooled did he participate on his local high school sport teams as some of them do?

R205 He lost control while driving. Was he driving a hummer, or was a hummer involved?

Perhaps hummer adjacent?

R189 R193 Where are these photos from?

New York Times Pitchbot @DougJBalloon

Sorry, Madison Cawthorn haters but still trying to find the words “handjob” and “cousin” in the Constitution.

boy, can't stay out of the news.

bet he's loving it all.

That boy is not well. Eventually they’ll find something like a bottle of pickled nipples he’s been keeping as trophies.

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Watch your back Maddie

Dump discussed the next insurrection's wheelchair access, afterward they enjoyed the services of kidnapped underage children

Sleaze. That rewards sleaze.

I'm torn between being pissed at the speeding and driving with a revoked license charges, and hoping he keeps going until he finishes the job Brad Ledford started. Ideal outcome: survivable one-car accident and Locked In Syndrome.

Damn, R213, I thought Maddie and Cousin Stephen had been photographed on their first post-scandal stroll.

R209 those photos are heaven and siliceous

Did Dump mock Roller Nazi like he mocked Serge Kovaleski?

Dump doesn't like people with disabilities, I wonder what was said after Maddy left the room.

[quote]I wonder what was said after Maddy left the room

"Is it just me or was he staring at my dick the whole time?"

whatever he does next is what rump told him to do.

[quote]I wonder what was said after Maddy left the room

"I like people who aren't crippled."

God he makes me so conflicted. One minute I want cum on his face and the next I want to pull a Scott White.

R214 = Ableist

He looks very gimpy in this shot.

[quote]He looks very gimpy in this shot.

He certainly looks like he skips leg day.

I'm not a drag queen! That idea is being pushed by Politico, which has worse journalistic standards than Newsmax!

I don't get handjobs from my cousin! That was just locker room talk!

What will leak about him this coming Friday? Place your bets now!

fox.. i told ya'll.

[quote]Madison Cawthorn says the Daily Mail story showing with the video showing him and his legis aide making suggestive comments and touching each other was “just stupid locker room talk between cousins.”

"Locker room talk" has certainly changed since I was in high school!

I wish high school locker room talk had consisted of hot guys groping me!

hitting nuts is pretty common.

R238, Fox and Newsweek. He's just trolling at this point.

There is nothing wrong with young men touching each other and sending sexualized messages, money changing hands, and hands all over their taught young muscular bodies.

The pool side photo, which shows up less frequently, is the giveaway.

Maddie has been working the ground quite relentlessly

Grassroots efforts

[quote] madisoncawthorn's profile picture

[quote{]Every political advisor tells me to just ride out the storm. To not worry about responding to the news because I have “such a large lead” and “because you’re the incumbent” but I was elected exactly for the reason that I am a fighter. I feel honor bound to dispel the fake news narrative that is fueled by an anti-Trump anti America First senator from my state. This is a longer form video, about eight minutes, if you want to hear many of my answers, please take the time to give it a listen. 2 h

Thy lady protests way too too much

Has he authored ANY legislation or supported any bill that actually benefited anyone - besides himself or Dumpsters like himself?

Everyone knows he can't even spell the word "legislation", R242.

Locker room talk for Madison in home school was just his mom yelling at him while he was in the bathroom.

a naked video of him just dropped. it's him humping another guy. people are calling it a sex tape. it's certainly not one in a traditional sense. more frat boy homoerotic idiocy.

watching it again it appears to be him naked and humping a pillow next to a guy and they are making exaggerated sex noises

Where's the video?

The first rule of Republican Orgy Club is that you do not talk about Republican Orgy Club.

^ More frat boy nonsense than anything else.

But unbecoming of a Congressman.

And he looks higher than an eagle's testicles.

Sounds hawt!

Ask and ye shall receive! You better hurry up before it’s removed if you want to see the sex tape, which is with a GUY.

Cawthorn is finished. At least Washington DC. He's not going to be finished on here at DL. I expect him and Cockgobbler to gallivant with IG gays that won't care. I expect all gay men to follow him en masse, forgive and give likes because "he's hot"

[quote] I expect him and Cockgobbler to gallivant with IG gays that won't care.

It's a bit tricky to gallivant when you're a half-vegetable.

That's one of the un-sexiest "sextapes" I've ever seen.

Sad and pathetic.

Y'all do know that Putin hacked into the RNC in 2015 and had access to ALL of their emails. If this is the kind of shit they have on Roller Nazi (which let's face it, is kinda dumb), imagine what Vlad found on the rest of the Republicans.

Is there a non-Twitter link? Some of us don’t have Twitter, so can’t see it. Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

Why was Madison naked to begin with?

[quote] Has he authored ANY legislation or supported any bill that actually benefited anyone - besides himself or Dumpsters like himself?

Until you mentioned it I hadn't thought to look. Surprisingly he has sponsored a lot of legislation, some of which I actually support and aren't bad.

H. R. 7418 would create Medicare civil rights penalties for providers who refuse to provide care/ or provide mistreatment based on political speech. H. R. 7286 the CEASE Act, would establish a commission to study the real cost of the Covid-19 and to investigate the spending. H.R.7097 would expand telehealth services by allowing interstate recognition of medical licenses. H.R.6879 would provide Task Force Pineapple participants the Congressional Gold Medal for helping hundreds of Americans and Allies to escape Afghanistan. H. R. 4874 is to improve VA flight training programs for Vets. H.R.4873 is to allow us to take and store foreign nuclear material with a focus on proliferation materials. H.R.4748 is to ensure telehealthcare continues to be offered after the pandemic. H. R. 4702 would allow Military spouses to file taxes in their home state, just as service members are allowed. H.R.3654 is about rural access to broadband. H.R.2391 is to establish fellowship employment programs for Veterans.

So if the idiot, would have stuck to focusing on his actual job instead of running his mouth, he might not have been a bad congressperson.

Just brahs bein' brahs. Gettin' naked together. No homo!

Yashar Ali is absolutely correct with this take. "Lots of LGBTQ people on here are telling straight resistance twitter types they’re really being silly with this Madison Cawthorn stuff and delving into homophobia but they refuse to listen.

Kind of homophobic!"

Yashar is a grifter who smells like shit

Is this Yashir guy the same one from years ago who was a super sad sack, in love with elephants and would couch surf with famous friends and then refuse to leave their houses?

Two more weeks until the primary and the GQP keeps dumping their goods on Maddy. I love it when MAGA freaks are raked through the coals.

R258 pretends this christofascist is a good congressman. Lol

R264 No I just simply looked up his legislative record of sponsored bills, those I mentioned ARE good bills that I think would help people. My point was if he had actually focused on his job instead of being a political celebrity, he COULD'VE been a good congressperson, because his legislation isn't bad.

Instead he focused on being a celebrity.

Maddysyn is a Putin supporter.

No pity for a Putin supporter.

Whoever it is who has his receipts? Light him up, toots.

R265, look at the stuff he voted against

The thing is, R267, he probably didn't/couldn't even read those bills. He chicken scratched his name onto them at the bidding of someone else. Your point is valid. (The exact could be said of many members of Congress but I'll single out AOC who hasn't sponsored any passable bills because she is actually independent and can read and is from a solidly safe district, therefore is not beholden to anyone). But the question is who is he working for (certainly not his constituents, of course.)

As R267 points out, there is a fuckton of bad mixed into the equation as well.

Therein, my tinfoil hat has me pondering a question that hasn't come up: which came first, the chicken or the egg? Meaning we have been assuming these leaks are retribution for the orgies comments but what if that was actually a swing-and-a-miss attempt by the Boy Blunder to head off what he knew to be coming? What if all of this was planned and his lashing out just actually dug the hole deeper?

Yeah R268 I agree, he probably didn't write any of them(few in Congress from either party actually writes legislation anymore). But, they were good bills that would help others, but especially his district. Which is what people elect Congressmen to do. I don't know who fed them to him, but I will give him credit for submitting them, maybe Stephen writes them. Partly, I was surprised because I figured he hadn't sponsored anything of value. But the poster had brought up the question of whether or not he had proposed legislation that would help anyone, and apparently he has. I didn't look at what he has voted against but I'm sure it is as bad as R267 suggests. The point I was trying to make is just based on those bills, he would be a shoe-in for re-election in that district, because he could say he went to DC and actually proposed things that will help his voters and they just didn't pass because the Democrats have control. But, he is an idiot and decided to go the celebrity route and it could backfire on him because he has upset some very important people.

I'd love to hump Cousin Stephen's head.

Let's just ignore the fact that he spews pro-Putin propaganda

OK, the new video proves what I said about Cousin Stephen when this all started. The money might be unethical, but Stephen earned it!

I wish I could see the video, can’t anybody lift it off Twitter and post it over here, Twitter will not open it for me unless I belong

R273 There isn't much to see but Maddie's withered ass. It looks like the person whose face he is humping is Stephen just off of skin coloring, you don't get a good look at anything because it is on a bed with comforters. He seems a little violent, but the other guy doesn't seem to be fighting. It could be some sort of joke but still an intimate sexual type of joke. But, they both seem very comfortable with it which makes me think it wasn't the first time.

Cawthorn appears like someone with a lot of pent-up sexuality, like a teenager who doesn't get any.

What I would like to know: Who made the video? (I am guessing Cawthorn himself.) And who is orchestrating this campaign against Cawthorn? McCarthy? A McCarthy underling? Olivia Pope?

He brought it on himself.

Sorry that’s just 2 stupid Frat Bros horsing around. It’s a parody of real gay sex if anything

Regardless of one’s political affiliation, it’s important to point out fake gay stuff, as the ‘gay’ part is being demonized and weaponized a political opponent.

^ demonized and weaponized AGAINST a political opponent

This new "sex tape" is anything but. I'm disappointed. Who's behind these leaks? Elmo?

Unblurred version, but unfortunately the person put some corny music to it

I don’t know a lot of guys who hump their cousin’s faces. Naked.

Well, now we know how he gets his arm workout in, even on non gym days.

he is moving his hips, looks like.

I get the shivers when the tread title rhymes.

^thread^

A lot of people are saying that the guy in the bed is Nestor Galban and others are saying it's Tucker Carlson. I don't know who to believe. I'll wait until Rachel Maddow gets her instructions from the White House on which lie plays best with the base.

"Sorry that’s just 2 stupid Frat Bros horsing around. It’s a parody of real gay sex if anything "

Yep, no homo here... 😜

R288: I agree Lolz. To me the pic you posted is so much more homoerotic and GAY than that rather inane clip with Maddie bouncing on the bed

r282 So do I.

If his cousin is his caretaker, then he has seen him naked plenty of times

R291: I was thinking exactly the same thing. Poor Cousin Stephen probably has to help Maddie with his errr bowel movement on a daily basis.

Also: that’s why Stephen followed on the honeymoon, as wifey [ex now] doesn’t exactly strike one as the docile butt-cleaning type

Yes, Stephen has to bathe him, dress him, wipe his ass ... so there's a level of physical intimacy there that most men don't have with each other, straight or gay.

It's all so romantic.

Cousin Stephen is a gay predator. He used this intimacy to introduce Madison to gay sex.

You mean gay GROOMER, Dee @ R295.

Someone should've groomed Maddy's asscrack.

^ Someone on Twitter called an "assfro" 😂

I think adding the Benny Hill Theme was a nice move......

Next Madison tweet:

“Fake news. I do not have a hairy asscrack.”

Madison's best friend is an obvious gay. How bad can he be?

Well, the Nazi worship doesn't help.

Richard Grenell is a Nazi lover, so one can be gay and a white supremacist at the same time. Maybe that's what Maddy is, just not openly gay yet.

I hope Stephen doesn’t run off with Nestor for a Dominican getaway?

A lot of people are saying that the person in bed with him is Donald Trump!

Soon-to-be-ex-wifey in the photo at R292 is doing her impersonation of Priscilla Barnes in the opening credits of "Three's Company."

She just doesn’t have what it takes

[quote] Richard Grenell is a Nazi lover, so one can be gay and a white supremacist at the same time.

So is Peter Thiel.

[quote]My last name is Habsburg btw

OH DEAR!

I love his videos trying to defend his behavior in those videos--he looks like he's about the burst out crying.

End it all, Madison. End it all.

He'll only have to do it halfway since only the top half is alive.

Is this actually his real signature? The last name looks misspelled, doesn't it?

Has today's drip dropped??

Commented on in one of the other threads, r312. It was probably because he was trying to write in cursive, which he can neither read nor write. He usually prints everything, including his signature.

Do a Google image search for "Madison Cawthorn signature" or "Madison Cawthorn handwriting" and prepare to be appalled.

no, he cant spell his name

The signature doesn't bother me; lots of people write theirs with letters that look like other letters if they're legible at all.

Now the letters on Congressional stationery that look like a first grader writing to Santa, on the other hand...

He knows more/worse videos are imminent, R310.

What is it Maddy and his pals like to say about us, when we get upset? Oh yeah. Cry more,right? CRY MORE,MADDIE!

Make sure to cry on video because I want to watch!

More ethics violations for Maddie

Maybe he should find a nice woman who is paralyzed from the waist up. To even things out.

R309. Oh dear

[quote] Has today's drip dropped??

We haven't checked his fecal pouch yet.

I think Maddie should hook up with some huge oafish dude in one of those Master Blaster/Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome type deals. He can sit on his shoulders and ride around making horrid demands, like a normal Republican. He's already kinda dwarfish. Maddie Max Beyond Porcelain Throne.

Maddie’s whole brand is ethics violations.

The "ethics violations" are just him flirting with MAGA voters, right?

It's the payment violations and insider trading that will bring him down ultimately.

"Flirting" in MAGA world is grabbing women by the pussy.

r320, touché

Madison Cawthorne's Fecal Pouch is the name of my punk band.

In case of attack, Stevie shouldnt kick him in his non-existent and numb cuntbone, she should instead kick Dolly Madison in his fecal pouch.

Someone print leaflets for the smaller gays and ladies who are not as willing as Cousin Stephen. There should be a self-protection alternative to taking the brake off of his chair and pushing or shoving it over.

Eth-ics Vi-o-lations!

He said visiting Hitler’s summer retreat was his dream.

Seriously?

Unless his dream was to visit various places of historical significance to WW2, I agree, R331, his love for that place is very suspect.

R332, it was a dog whistle to white supremacists, Apparently it’s some big pilgrimage spot for them

It is disgusting, and I cannot believe he has not been humiliated into oblivion after this week. Are the rest of the videos put today?

He referred to Hitler as "the Fuhrer" which tells you everything you need to know

Once upon a time

Goofy

My Crippo

Someone needs to post R338 on his Twitter.

It's like Aaron Schock all over again. Gay liberals go crazy for hot republican hunk. The parade of hate fucks obsessions.

^ You are retarded.

R340, most of us are mocking him

Interesting…

It's those dad burn Demorats who are framing our innocent brokenback cousin mount'n, spending spree'n, Putin lov'n Trump brown nos'n Nazi!

R343 the pac can deny it but the naked humping video, while not actual porn does qualify as revenge porn. Unless that PAC, which is run by Democrat, is working with some Republican people/organisations, I’d be looking at GOP dark operatives for the hack because they would like nothing more than for the Democrats to get blamed for this campaign against him. By this point even if the voters of the district have all seen the pics and video, I think they will renominate him, just because it seems like overkill. Even the overpaying staff isn’t as big a deal to voters as people think. There are constant stories about how members in both parties spread their official money around their family and friends, people have just come to expect it. We just had a story in SC about how Jim Clyburn (D) placed his South Carolina office in a building owned by his daughter’s real estate investment company, so the feds pay her rent, which is entirely legal but doesn’t smell right. I think the fact that Stephen is his caregiver, with all that that entails, will lead his voters to be like yeah it was wrong but it ain’t the worst abuse of power we’ve ever seen.

I still think there are many reasons why they shouldn’t renominate nor re-elect him, but these revelations are not the ticket and I think they will end up making his supporters like him more. Just like every Trump scandal just reenforced his connection with his base.

Rapists and perverts are our GQP freakshow leaders.

Madison Cawthorn Accused Of Major Ethics Violation As Scandals Increase

Republicans have ethics?

Hitler would have put his crippled ass down.

If Cawthorn bottoms, he gets rid of that pouch right? Cause it would be weird fucking him with that thing on or whatever.

He manages to be a fruit and a vegetable.

Has Log Cabin issued a statement yet?

I have several steaming logs for that cabin.

[Quote] If Cawthorn bottoms, he gets rid of that pouch right? Cause it would be weird fucking him with that thing on or whatever.

He can’t feel anything which makes him the perfect sloppy bottom for a gangbang

^ That's why we invite him to the orgies

from the 'Douche Crew' thread.

R356, it's scary that these guys with zero qualifications are getting these high powered jobs

And interesting that his "St. Petersburg Casino" story appears not to be true

R357, because he lies about EVERYTHING

Throwback: Mentoring the Young

He and Cousin Stephen (who went to a real college) only previously worked in a fast food restaurant?!!!

Would you like feces with that?

Fight back!

This will probably help explain why the tactics used against Maddie seem to hit differently on the Millennials and the GenZers

^ pic.

R343: regarding the hack, this response seems interesting, though I don’t know if it’s true

This otherwise liberal/ Democrat gal seems to have come to Maddie’s defence

Ms Delancey is working to shutting down various servers, and donation attempts, related to the ‘revenge porn’/‘sex tape’.

Her Twitter

Maybe she's a Scat Queen...

Can’t find the video anymore😫

R366 I'm glad, if you are truly against revenge porn you have to be on his side in this one particular instance even if you hate everything else about him. Revenge porn is wrong, there is no wiggle room about that.

there was wiggle in the room.

You don't even know who leaked this or if it's "revenge porn"

R372 Unless you have evidence that Maddie leaked it, it is revenge porn.

Maddie himself claims it's just locker room talk and not a sex tape....how can it be revenge porn if it's not porn?

Ms DeLancey is right. People who lock car doors and grope, molest and rape, should not be held accountable for their crimes.

@r373, Maddie hates you and probably in all reality wants you dead, but do defend him because "revenge form" isn't fair Wah, wah

^ *porn

[R60]: Look carefully in that photo; you’ll see he’s wearing a catheter.

[R66]: Hitler’s retreat in Berchtesgaden, the Berghof, was bombed to smithereens, and is now just overgrown rubble. The so-called “Eagle’s Nest,” or Kelsteinhaus, is now a restaurant and outdoor beer garden, accessible only by a 2-hr. hike, or by a very steep bus ride. Once arrived., Maddie’s w/c would have only very limited access.

And I still think Marjorie wants to peg him.

R374 it features him naked and at least jokingly engaging in horseplay, it is still porn maybe soft-core but still porn.

R376 I am not T, they are the only "LGBT" people he has taken positions against. He supports gay marriage and and ran in NC as the only Log Cabin endorsed candidate. He admits to having gay friends. I don't think he hates gay people. Believe me people around where he lives would not say or do any of those things if they hated gay people, especially if they were running for office in a conservative district.

We LOVE naked faux gay rape videos!

Yeah, and Sarah Palin claimed she had gay friends too. Even while speaking out against gay marriage. Maddie didn't come out in favor of gay marriage until after Obergefell when it was considered a settled issue. He is not your friend

@r380, Whatever you are he would find a reason to hate you. I guarantee it. Your virtue signaling on him is a wasted effort. He would never do the same for you. This is the guy that thinks Ukrainians are thugs

Oldies but…

It was Stephen's mocking, effeminate screams that really got me going.

Maddie seems comfortable with poles in his mouth.

Maddie with Luke T. Ball, his Communications Director since August last year.

Arguably the more average looking one among Maddie’s posse of handsome young men, Luke is the only one who has had real experience working in politics before joining

Dear Maddie,

Poo Are You?

Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo

I Really Want to know....

R380 who's only posting on this thread in defence of Maddie is probably the Kissing Cousin Stephen himself.

r362. Sad part is he's probably going to win re-election. Despite the polls, we know of the MAGA effect. Their voters don't give a shit about scandals, in fact such scandals might re-affirm a heavier amount of support since he's being rid of by the establishment.

Better view of the cousin-humping:

Is cousin humping a big past time down south?

^ Yep, well if there isn't any livestock around

So what the hell is that thing on his ass in the video at R391?

^ That has been the subject of much speculation. Twitter seems to think it's an assfro

[quote]Yep, well if there isn't any livestock around.

Not without buying me dinner first.

[quote]That has been the subject of much speculation. Twitter seems to think it's an assfro

Clearly not in the video at R391.

^ You do understand it's a parody, right? 😂

Even old farts "get" Maddie

Comic relief: Maddie’s long lost big brother

So this scandal was a big old nothing. Didn't even hurt his chances in the primary race based on polling. He will be even more insufferable after his 2nd term win.

Célèbre en France!

[quote]So this scandal was a big old nothing. Didn't even hurt his chances in the primary race based on polling. He will be even more insufferable after his 2nd term win.

You were expecting something different from deplorables? These are the morons who still worship Trump.

I was expecting an actual sex tape or something but if this is all they've got then they should have kept it to themselves. At least show my is shriveled dick.

So So So Scandalous!

Word

how old was your boy and was his ass hot?

Good news for Maddy! His cash-strapped electoral campaign has been bailed out by a donation from Andrew Inrater, a cousin and business associate of sanctioned Russian oligarch Viktor Vekselberg.

Russia has been infiltrating the Republicans for years. They got their puppet Trump installed and continue to undermine us. Disgusting.

^ Don’t forget CCP CHINA

The Russian infiltration of the GQP goes back even further than Dump to the days of John McCain and Sarah Palin. See the Steve Schmidt meltdown on twitter for the deets.

Ch-ch-ch-CHIA!

Possible new career path?

When they're in a hurry, Cousin Stephen grabs Maddy's ass hair like a suitcase handle and hits the road.

R412: someone posted this on the same thread, and it actually makes sense

Oh! Could he have been humping Stephen like a dog because he'd stuck a doggy tail up his butt? That makes the most logical sense to me. 🤷

For those saying that he can't control his poop, you are so ignorant. Just because you cannot walk doesn't mean you cannot control your bowel.

He has a special tube that empties his bowels right into his brain.

[quote] Can’t find the video anymore

No one needs to see that crazy shit any more

Trump is disgusted by Maddie!

Peeping on teen beauty pageant girls is fine, just don't hump your male cousin

[quote]Trump is disgusted by Maddie!

Poor Maddie. For a Trump stan like him, this is probably the biggest blow yet.

Madison's relationship with the distant 'cousin' is quite interesting and it might be beyond the normal people's comprehension. For one thing, Madison has been taken after by Stephen over many years. He's been in center of Spephen's daily life. No matter what his original sexuality and his stance on LGBTQ folks is, he is now bathed and probably his private parts have been touched by a high-pinched voiced former cheerleader. Like what many ppl said, you can observe that Madison is still an immature minded frat-boy which means the tricky gay cousin might have developed some unconventional relationship with the dudebro and might have tamed him during the nursing processes. Like what Madison said, gay kid Stephen to him, is family and his best friend.

R422, and thus, humping his face is entirely normal!

^ Yeah, that part there ^^ 🙄

Poor whittle Maddy. Uncle Donny doesn't love him anymore. Boo hoo hoo hoo

Maddy better gay marry his third cousin while it's still legal.

Fighting words from Maddie

^ "Making a difference" = Partying with my buds!

This past week the media has

-Tried to annihilate my political career

-Attacked my chief of staff for having multiple sources of income

-Attacked my scheduler for *making a salary*

We’re all in our 20s. Trying to make a difference in politics.

And we’ll keep fighting.

Yup, it's the media's fault. Not ME, who did this shit on camera. It's the media's fault for SHOWING THE PEOPLE WHAT I DID on camera.

Instead of taking money from a corrupt Russian oligarch's best friend, Maddyson should raise money by selling tickets to a live unveiling of what exactly that "situation" is between his ass cheeks.

He could auction chances to be the one to take clippers to his hair pie 🥧, if it turns out not to be some sort of fecal collection device

Not to defend Maddy but the billionaire gave $1000 to his campaign. He's probably spending money around to lots of GOP races. That is a pittance and makes little difference to someone's positions.

Throwback: there are 2 out gays in this pic

1 out gay here

Oops there might 3 there

R431. I think you solved the mystery! Waste disposal without the bag.

I’d google it, but dinner is on its way.

[quote]with the homies

We should have known that Maddy would know where to find the homies AND the homos!

^ He appears to know where the booze and the drugs are as well

And the gent's sized bustiers and garter belts!

R434 our dear nutcase has a little fat on the waist 🤢

Mr Popular!

Ugh, those MAGA hats.

Slightly damaged

So.....there isn't more to leak? That was it?

There are leaks every day.

Do we think Cousin Stephen ever had to dick down the wife for a fuck by proxy here and there as part of his "scheduler" job?

Throwback: Happier Days

This has really gotten in the way of his erotic and grifting lifestyles.

Who are the guys with him at r434 and r433

Stephen is like the PERFECT TWINK! Perfect proportioned body, nice smile!

r444 I mean he'll get in trouble again for driving without a license

r450 Cousin Stephen definitely on the list of daddies that had Ge*ck and those other twinks. He'd be the golden calf. Can't wait to see him shopped around with Cockgobbler and his IG friends. Maybe he's gain some muscle and become a twunk while he graces us with shirtless photos on his IG page.

So I guess something even bigger is about to drop and Madison says he welcomes it coming?

His collapse is now complete, he'll never RUN for President.

Watch out for that ablest word R454...

r452 that country boy Stephen isn't hot enough to keep the daddies that interested. He's above average, I guess, but no Helen of Troy. He'd be the hottest piece of ass in his hillbilly section of of NC but not so much a main player in the cosmopolitan sugar baby scene.

Mandison Hawthorne is disgusting! I was never a fan.

R456 I beg to differ. He seems to have smarts and used to changing diapers. Probably more skilled than the other vapid twinks.

Maybe Maddy only got invited to coke orgies so he could bring Cousin Stephen to be passed around.

[quote] So.....there isn't more to leak?

Just the colostomy bag.

R457 Maddy must have no PR person because if he did, they would tell him to STFU and stop drawing attention to it.

He actually didn't hire legislative staff and spent more money on PR. It was something he proudly boasted about last year. Ir462, I actually think continually address this or getting ahead of the stories is a brilliant PR move. He's painted every leak as a political hit which is a great way to rally the troops. It now seems frivolous and honestly, the hits didn't work. Old school political PR would have required an apology or maybe resignation. He's saying, "fuck you" I ain't going (his Effie White moment).

So, if you can't beat the story, be the first out the gate to frame it. He's now done that so unless there is an actual raunchy gay sextape. I don't think they can stop him because he's doubled down without apologizing.

^ Oh, sure, Dolly Madison is known for his savvy political moves 🙄

I mean, his poll numbers have stabilized. The leaks aren't doing a number on him as expected, so he's doing alright considering we just saw his concaved ass last week.

...and what a beautiful it is.

Which just says everything about Trumpsters r495. They truly don't care what scandal there is. As long as they spit that Trumpy political BS it's the only thing that matters

[quote] I knew that piece of shit Cockgobbler would love Maddy.

I wonder if the Cockgobbler lets Madison finger his hole and shove all sorts of unmentionable items deep deep inside him.

He might gain some sympathy votes. Look what they're doing to poor crippled Madison!

Even more most of his supporters just want to stick it to the man, and now that the GOP elite is after poor Maddy people will vote for him just to say Fuck you too to them.

More cock and ass videos of Maddie,! Please!

Yes SIR!

I would kill to know what Maddy has said behind closed doors. I would bet money that he’s been on calls with “them”, begging them to not release any new videos. He may have even tried to bribe them. But couldn’t you see it? Him bawling like a baby when he’s begging for himself, but then he turns around and to the general public, he makes like he’s still at war.

[quote] His collapse is now complete, he'll never RUN for President.

He'll never RUN anywhere.

He'll never walk in the footsteps of the sainted Franklin Roosevelt.

He’ll never be singin’ and dancin’ in the rain.

just rolling on the river.

Left a good job (Congress) in the city (Washington D.C.)

Workin’ for the man (US government) evry night (cocaine fueled orgies) and day (storming the capitol)

And I never lost one minute of sleep (because I didn’t sleep, see “cocaine” above)

Worrying’ bout the way things might have been (before the accident)

R453 Madison always welcomes it coming.....especially if it comes two times in a row really fast!

Will Mady appear in the Lindsey tapes?

I am hearing Lindsey/Maddie tapes are incredible

I just threw up a little in my mouth, R480.

r456 Political scandals increase your value. Cousin Stephen, unlike the other twinks that offer nothing butt their bodies has his foot in the door in the highest offices in the land. Connections, knowledge and conversation.

r420 the same man that said: "if she wasn't my daughter I'd fuck her" that Trump? The one with the questionable photos of him and Ivanka together?

She was rubbing her pussy onto his thigh.

Throwback: FAITH. FAMILY. FREEDOM

FUCKING, FARTING, FELCHING

^ he's down with the family

She be ready

Just said ‘NO’

I wanna see a Maddie dick tape!

I wanna see Maddie duck-taped!

r491 Kinky!

Tape? The other rthug aryan hottie in NC is getting called out for passing out "Made in China" hats after promoting "Made in America."

We do make some pretty boys.

Looks like another one of Maddie's "cousins" 😉

BOdudes!

2 North Carolina boys

Maddie makes me so wet back there

I thought the Republicans were against taking a knee?

What is that makes me want to violently grab old of his arm and ram that thumbs up where the sun don't shine?

^^Why in the world would you ever think that!? Why, I’ve taken a knee on many an occasion!

I'm so horny right now. My mussy is throbbing.

I don’t think the Love Affair between Maddie and his Idol is quite over yet, as rumored…

Online support

DeSantis almost never gets it wrong when appealing to the Trumpian base of the Republican Party. I predict Maddy pulls this off judging by that tweet. ^

Leave Maddy alone. I'm changing his diaper.

R505: I should clarify, that’s from a Desantis fan account, not from DeSantis himself

Maddie endorsing *another* handsome dude, Jake Bequette, this time for Senate

^ Jake

Do the tops fuck a load in Maddy's ass or does he prefer to take the load in his mouth and face?

Jake’s statement

see trump told him all this like 2 weeks ago. they have a plan.

r510 As part of our agreement, Maddy is allowed to blow his load on me wherever he pleases.

aryan youth!

He is a big homo.

Great R511, another know nothing football player running for Congress. Does he beat/stalk women like Hershel Walker or doesn't know the 3 branches of government like Tommy Tuberville?

Did he ever sit in hot tubs with college wrestlers?

[quote]I predict Maddy pulls this off judging by that tweet.

If he's not too preoccupied pulling off Stephen.

He's so hot

Throwback: Maddie on Science

[quote]Throwback: Maddie on Science

Pretty rich coming from a member of the party of science deniers.

R4 Why is he so flush there? Looks like he secreted in a buttplug.

I bet you Princess Cotton, doesn't want Jake Bequette to win. He thinks he is better looking than he is, Bequette would make him go insane with either jealousy or lust, maybe both.

And he can fuck and get hard

R522: because the Spirits were with him…?

Less than last campaign so far, but still ahead of the average

OMG Merchandizing already

The Gaze of Love

Marjorie approves of this comradeship

Wow! MTG officiated a gay wedding!

Thumbs up!

R530: that’s quite funny

What does Miss Lindz know about all this and when did she know it?

The public part of Cousin Stephen's FB indicates a marriage and a baby and apparently there is some social media message about a early marriage. On the other the wife and child disappeared from his public media and he lives with Maddy. Does anyone know if he is still married? He's also obviously very queens.

I'm also convinced by Cousin Stephen's looks and by those of Maddy's brother that there is some Native (probably Cherokee).in the family. Are they tribally registered? This would be interesting to know.

^ very queeny

[quote]Jake Bequette: As an Army veteran, former NFL player, and Arkansas Razorback, I have lived my life with service and conservative values at the forefront.

So I guess we can assume he's exploited labor, screwed people out of money and paid for several abortions.

Party hardy!

More proof that pretty people are far more likely to be evil.

R537 That's not very nice of them to taunt Maddie with their poop positions that he will never do again. It's all in the bag for Mads.

[quote] He'd be the hottest piece of ass in his hillbilly section of of NC but not so much a main player in the cosmopolitan sugar baby scene.

Stephen is cute and as I said on the previous thread I might've possibly slept with him a couple of years ago at the casino, but there are a lot of hot guys around there especially if you are willing to travel to Asheville, which is the major city in the region.

R527. That’s similar to the silhouette on Dolly Madison’s re-election signs.

Throwback: Maddie and Cousin Stephen working hard to give free pizzas to soldiers

Blake was there too

^ Lame political stunt 🙄

Very insensitive to refer to Maddy as "lame". ^

^ The stunt was lame, but you knew that, right?

R542, he's an asshole but he's our asshole.

The voters of western North Carolina can't be very smart.

Their asshole's asshole isn't functional. Not in the bathroom nor in DC.

Throwback: looking FLY

He looks like a goof ball, oh, wait he is a goof ball Nazi

God, I fucking hate this little shit. His phony as fuck smile, his dumbfuckshit "thumbs up" pose, his open mouth that makes him look slow to learning impaired and his stupid goddamn hairdo with the puffed top. I hope he has it coming but good.

This guy could terrorize Bodega Bay with those crow's feet.

swetty balls

i will say the person finding all the photos and then posting them on multiple threads is a bit ocd.

Smelly balls 🤢

r542 I'm sure the soldiers weren't the only thing that got fed that night.

Specially for you, r554!

Throwback: Crazy kids!

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I want to fuck him so hard he could feel it!

R558. God, fuck this guy.

When's the video of him barebacking his cousin going to come out?

Destroy this idiot's political career. He's scum.

Let's make sure that we don't destroy him solely because he's gay.

Throwback: 6’3 y’all!

[quote] The public part of Cousin Stephen's FB indicates a marriage and a baby and apparently there is some social media message about a early marriage. On the other the wife and child disappeared from his public media and he lives with Maddy. Does anyone know if he is still married? He's also obviously very queens.

Cockgobbler's "photographer" was also married.

Look of love 💘 ^.

R564 You know I hate to say it but Stephen does tend to look at Maddie like Nancy looked at Ronny.

Is Stephen younger than Maddy? Was he groomed by this satan in a wheelchair?

[quote]God, fuck this guy.

I think God has already fucked him for life.

Family values

Lol, “mount” like he does to cousin Stephen!

Anymore photos of Cousin Stephen? That's who we want to see. Is Stephen a bottom?

R570: since you asked, why here’s one for ya

R568, well, he certainly does "value" his family

That photo at R71. Does his wheelchair have snow tires?

All American flannel realness

Harsh life of Politics: you literally pay with your skin

R575 Having worked with men in politics, many of them are fine with wearing tv makeup but few of them know how to remove it correctly which causes skin issues. I've known a few that basically do like Elizabeth I, they just keep adding layers without really removing what was already there.

Have you guys heard of queeny-Stephen speaking?

I suggest you guys to check out his Switzerland trip clips on Instagram....

R577 Do you have a link?

@r577, Stephen sure sounds queenie in that sex tape he made with Dolly 😂

[R578] here you go

R580 Thanks, and I'm the poster who earlier in this thread(previous thread) said I think I might have hooked up with Stephen at the the Cherokee casino a couple years ago, and after hearing him, I'm even more convinced that it was him I hooked up with.

[R581] wasn't he already a full-time caregiver a couple years ago? Poor Maddy was abandoned by him for a stranger at a casino

For those who asked about cheerleader photos of Stephen, there are a few on his Insta page. As in so many of his photos, he looks gayer than Gay McGayerson.

R582 I would say it would've been a little more than a couple of years ago more like four, so in late 2018 or early 2019. I was going quite regularly at the time. Maybe he had a night off. It was late at night and only like an hour so he could've put Maddie to bed before meeting me. But, between the cheerleading posts and the videos of him talking, I'm like 98% sure it was him. He did say he was a WCU student and he was 18. That is why we couldn't meet in the casino.

I'm sure given his pain, Maddie has drugs to knock him out at night. He doesn't need his cousin there 24/7. So if you get a hot hookup, give Maddie his pills then slip out into the night.

Also, I hope Madison is able to now use the bathroom on his own. Despite my personal feelings for him, I don't wish asking someone to help me pee or shit every day to be anything less than a nightmare.

Strange, but the link at r580 no long works

Oh well, here’s one throwback pic that seems to depict quite clearly the Patient-and-his-Nursing Assistant relationship

His obsession with using a walker to show he can "stand" (with $5000 worth of medical equipment) is an insult to millions of wheelchair users. The garish theatrics of repeating the "Look, he can stand!" podium schtick at rallies is tackier than a snake oil snake-charming tent revival.

r585 SInce Maddie likes flexing his arms, then I imagine they are strong and functional for whatever we needs to do. He should be able to get his ass on the toilet at the very least. Bath/Shower might be dangerous for him so that probably not.

R588: agreed re: attempting to stand as theatrics.

But pertaining to the pic at r587, that’s taken during a physical therapy/rehab session [notice that thing strapped around his waist], so there’s a legit reason for him to use the walker there

Does Maddy's walker have tennis balls? R587's pic is cut off at the bottom.

[quote]The tennis balls on walkers troll

The Datalounge has assured me that there is someone for everyone.

I want to suckle his tennis balls so bad

Equal affection

Part 3 here:

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Part 3

Bye bye!

R594 Stephen takes care of him, allows him to act like he did before the accident, and I'm sure Stephen makes him feel normal for a second, it is entirely understandable why their relationship might be closer and stronger than just two normal cousins. Also those videos shows that Stephen doesn't treat Maddie like a cripple. He was making jokes like, how can I lose a guy in a wheelchair in the mountains? I think Stephen might be the one relationship in Maddie's life that his actually loving and not built on politics, obligation, or pity. I hope this scandal doesn't make them separate for the sake of appearances, because I think Maddie NEEDS Stephen.