A male inmate and a female correction official gone missing!

Aaron Rodgers got a new haircut!

He is doable

Next week on Nightline…

Hybristophilia

Dickmatized.

From the looks of it, he has big dick energy, along with an actual big ol' dick. No wonder why she's smitten.

Wow. 25 years, exemplary career, near retirement...thrown away for THAT.

I guess those ears WOULD make good handles, though.

He looks like a rougher Jon Hamm.

Desperate for dick.

He looks like boyfriend material.

If true that she did sort of elope with the murderer it sort of validates the theory that women are more sexually driven than men.

R11 I think she was driven romantically more than sexually. He probably made her feel "special."

I also think it's unlikely he'll keep her alive unless she can serve some purpose for him.

Definitely the kind of man you want to bring home to mama, I would have done the same.

Maybe he kidnapped her and forced her to break him loose and perform unspeakable acts on his smelly, sweaty peen?

R11...Maybe not always sexually driven, but some women are just desperate...any man...any man at all. Being alone is a worse fate than death.

Apparently she went braless at work and would flash her favorite inmates

Florida?

He is 6 feet 9, definitely big dick!

Forget about the 6 feet. Let's talk about the 9 inches.

Maybe she has some unresolved crush on quarterbacks, he does resemble Aaron Rodgers, tall, strong and dominating, what else does a girl want? 😀

Maybe she's tied to a bed in a seedy motel, having her pussy pillaged by his penal pinga!

If they apprehend him, I'm going to be his pathetic prison pen pal.

^ this inmate in more psychotic than your standard DL cage meat obsession. I really would advise against that.

Can I conjugal blow him once a week?

Mare Winningham can play her in the inevitable Lifetime movie about this.

Margot Robbie already bought the film rights.

R26 that depends on how the story ends, if it's just a couple of days before capturing them, there would be no movies, but if it takes a while or some twisted turns, there might be some aspects they can work and make into a 90 min movie, covering the seduction, the forbidden tryst, the escape and hiding and/or tragic ending for one or both of them...

But an episode for Law and Order SVU is guaranteed

This could be interesting… I suspect she aided and abetted… She is now also assisting and hiding a fugitive… People do dumb things… I recently had a teacher fired for intimacy with an inmate in a broom closet… I’m interested to see how this plays out…

more information came out, they had a "special" relationship!

Yhey have the same surname. Perhaps he convinced her that they were mArRiEd. She looks like she reads romance novels every day.

If she's still alive, then she'll enjoy her retirement behind bars in prison, if caught. All the best to you, bitch...enjoy!

She must have been dickmatized. She's got to be the dumbest broad ever to think they'll actually be able to pull this off long term. And for what? He's certainly no looker.

The FUCK you think happened? He put that 6'9" thang on her. Bitch is in love.

He does look insanely fuckable. Not even hot trash really, but like he could really be gorgeous if cleaned-up, (and given a new brain).

I haven't read or heard all the news reports. Could someone please recap his crimes or murders? Was he in the slammer for one murder that wasn't random? If so, perhaps he isn't a wild-eyed killer who will stab her and dump the body. But if he's committed several murders, that overbite blondie is in real danger.

R20 = Mae West

OP's photo is his best look. Without the hair and shaven, he looks like Shrek. Not hot at all.

She looks like she was born with FAS.

I’m rooting for both of them. Hope they evade the police and enjoy their life together.

They are in Central America by now.

I think she had a cleft palate that was repaired but not finessed into looking normal.

What was he in for?

Murder

R44 wow

You harping gals are worse than stage mothers at the last night of a preteen pageant!

She bought an AR-15 and other guns a few days before? Can only mean they're willing to go out ala' Bonnie and Clyde.

R48 she also withdrew ~90k cash from the bank, they may have planned to live off the grid or I should say, he sold her the idea once they get out and they will live together....but in all likelihood, he is going to kill her as soon as he has the access to the cash.

à la not ala’.

Two words, accent over the A.

She reminds me of those computer aged progression photos for missing kids.

Creepy!

The spokesperson in this article should not ever speak in public again (“like...gonna...you know?”).

So who will make this movie? Will it be Lifetime or will it be Netflix? Or will Ryan Murphy do it. Because there are different perspectives. If Lifetime makes it it will be a love story gone wrong. If Netflix makes it it might explore what made her do it and if Ryan Murphy does it, it will be about fucking.

And then we have the casting problem. I think if they cast a tall actor for him, they will also need to cast a very short actress for her.

Does anyone else think she's already dead?

Jesus Christ, I like rough but he looks like a truck hit him repeatedly, and no telling what kind of diseases he carries that he got in in prison, men sell their asses for a pack of cigarettes.

Then again, most of you desperate old fat cunts probably look like Ernest Borgnine in a caftan.

[quote] Does anyone else think she's already dead?

I think that's very likely, yes. Don't see any practical reason why he'd keep her around at this point, and he doesn't seem the sentimental type.

She's undoubtedly dead now and he's driving the body around for a little necrophilia action. Plus he's got her car and all her money. Oh yeah, sister, great plan there.

This lady is/was a Datalounger from the Mama's Mussy contingent. Here's a cautionary tail for ya cagemeat lovers!

Lol! [54]!

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard should team up and play these two in a movie.