“Fire Island”- Gay Rom-Com drops on Hulu, June 3!

Pass!

And they made Fire Island look boring!

America is fully ready for its new gay leading man, Bowen Yang!

OP is Hitler as a Rice Queen

"Bois In The Sand"

so, someone made a film based on a DL thread about that asian guy's fat friend being rejected musclebros?

R5 yup

It looks wearying. You can hear the shrieking from here.

Also OP: "Do you think it's too obvious that this is a PR post?"

Didn’t Kelly Ripa already produce a show called Fire Island? It only lasted a season.

Show r9. This isn’t a show.

R3 Op is the Brooklyn Seacow Ed.win. We all hate that fat ugly thing!

It looks nice. And I love Margaret Cho.

Aww, it looks like a cute way to spend an afternoon.

will the release date be a sleepy, dusty delta day?

While OP needs to dial it back by1000, I would watch it if it were on a streaming channel I actually had.

It also features Zane Phillips, who is currently in the tv show Legacies.

The voices are already annoying and it looks like a TV movie.

Matt Rogers is hot stuff.

Gay minstrel show pass. Very gay stereotype, fire island check , gay voice and manners check.

Shouldn't it be File Irand?

To be honest, I don't know if I'm ready to go to the movies, but I will most definitely check it out when it's available on a streaming platform.

That looks just downright bad! Why are all gay films about sex and being cunty to each other?

[quote]To be honest, I don't know if I'm ready to go to the movies, but I will most definitely check it out when it's available on a streaming platform.

Sweetie, read the headline again.

A queer Asian revolution is happening in Hollywood and, honestly, it’s about damn time:

yum-oooooooooooooo

I hate the Asian guy’s (who’s not Bowen) bowl cut

I watched it and it's so adorable. Kind of spoofing the whole Austen romance stuff with a little bit of The Taming of the Shrew (Noah making a vow not to hook up with anyone until Howie has done it with Charlie) thrown in.

It's a fucking ugly cast.

Gross.

I loved it!

Margaret Cho was perfect as grandma

I’m going to watch this tomorrow. I think Joel Kim Booster is hot, and I think Bowen is hilarious. I hope that doesn’t get me kicked out of the DL club.

[quote]Why are all gay films about sex and being cunty to each other?

I know if you think a leeetle harder about it, you can come up with the answer yourself

[quote] Love that the lead is Asian!!! Give the gay Asians some time to shine for once!

Precisely why this movie will flop. HARD.

^ Your dick flops. NOT HARD.

What a shitty, shitty movie. It started great and I thought I was going to be something special. It felt like the heart fell out before they even got to the "heart" moments. The poor black guy with body issues...got a couple dumb lines about ticks and Lyme disease. This movie is a fucking stinker and I'm not even kidding.

At first I thought the muscular Asian guy will end up with the chubby one since hes so concerned about him getting laid.

Me too R35

[quote] Aww, it looks like a cute way to spend an afternoon.

Yes, Ms. Cho: we know you'd like us to believe that.

[quote] I’m going to watch this tomorrow. I think Joel Kim Booster is hot, and I think Bowen is hilarious. I hope that doesn’t get me kicked out of the DL club.

You were never in it, hon.

Loved the running gag of that Braden extra's condescending: "Excuse me, can we help you?". Like he's the hot and sexy doorman / bouncer of the mansion.

How many streams equals a hit film on Hulu?

I loved it. Didn’t think I would but it was way better than I expected. I liked how it looks at the racist, toxic behavior in the gay community, looking at you R20 and R32. You would fit in right with the villains of the movie.

I don't like Matt Rogers. On Las Culturistas he's loud and talks a lot but that's not the same as being funny. If he were average looking nobody would know his name. I'll still probably watch this.

More pretty mean gays being pretty and mean, I'll take a pass at this one.

[quote] More pretty mean gays being pretty and mean,

The movie rightfully makes these characters look bad for being mean.

But every gay movie shouldn't need to focus on those guys, even to show how shallow and mean they are.

r45, then you get the outrage over ignoring the brutal reality of that type existing, making the movie an even more unrealistic fantasy where fat, femme Asians are totally accepted by all in the community.

But that isn't all the community though, just the Fire Island crowd.

I think it looks cute. The guys look hot.

Hard pass.

[quote] But that isn't all the community though, just the Fire Island crowd.

You think "No fats, no femmes, no Asians" doesn't exist outside Fire Island? Like, not even on Grindr?

I know they do R50 but I don't want to see an entire movie about those people even if it shows they're bad people.

Obnoxious trailer could be concealing a good film. I like that it has commentary on the Asian/Caucasian dynamic, which seems to not get much attention. yet is a prevalent element of gay culture.

A lot of entitled, "superior" whites will "hard pass" on this, even if it ends up being decent.

[quote] I know they do [R50] but I don't want to see an entire movie about those people even if it shows they're bad people.

You do realize that this is some right wing CRT bullshit argument, right? "Stop showing me stuff that makes me uncomfortable / I don't like! Stop it!".

And "entire movie" is pretty hyperbole.

[quote] “Fire Island”- Gay Rom-Com drops on Hulu, June 3!

"Fire Island" - Gay Rom-Com FLOPS on Hulu, June 3!

There, I fixed it for you.

Some nice booty reveal photo of Matt Rogers.

I'm a gay man who's tired of the tired pretty gay bitches being bitches, so kindly take your right-wing bullshit elsewhere.

[quote] I'm a gay man who's tired of the tired pretty gay bitches being bitches, so kindly take your right-wing bullshit elsewhere.

Sure Jan.

Fuck off Cindy.

[quote] I'm a gay man who's tired of the tired pretty gay bitches being bitches,

Are you as exhausted as Roxanne Gay? Poor thing.

Why do we need THREE threads discussing this film?

Are any of these Asians dating races other than white?

Yes, R61.

There are exactly two Asian gay men as main characters. One of them ends up with a White guy, the other one ends up with a Half Asian Half White guy. Every other gay man in the film is Non-Asian.

[quote] Are any of these Asians dating races other than white?

Never. They don't even want to date each other.

Those people are always trying to glom on to white guys.

Same goes for their females.

Zane Phillips gifs from Fire Island.

Only of you R59 but at your age, I'm sure a lot of people are.

[quote] I'm a gay man who's tired of the tired pretty gay bitches being bitches,

[quote] Are you as exhausted as Roxanne Gay? Poor thing.

[quote] Only of you [R59] but at your age, I'm sure a lot of people are.

Sure Jan.

[quote] I'm a gay man who's tired

Get some rest, hon.

Get some better material, hon.

This movie will go nowhere.

No one is even remotely interested in any of these actors or their lame characters.

Zane Phillips is giving me Henry-Cavill-but-blond-and-openly-gay vibes in that photo, R16. Can he act his way out of a paper bag?

Nevermind, after seeing the GIFs at R64 I don't care whether or not he can.

[quote] Get some better material, hon.

Sorry to tell you: You're not worth it.

I'm worth more than you Methuselah.

Was this filmed in china?

It’s a child friendly film.. I’ll pass

Cherry grove is family friendly and is part of FI

I liked it. It won't win any Oscars but as far as an entertaining movie, it was good. I loved watching Joel Kim Booster wearing various speedos. That was fun!

You just KNOW Bowen was told she was too fat to be the leading lady, so she picked a fit, but uglier girl to be the other lead/best friend. Nobody wil OUTSHINE Bowen.

I loved it. I’m just disappointed we didn’t get to see the two leads fuck the men they landed.

r76, Joel Kim Booster (Noah) wrote the script and is executive producer of the movie. There was never a doubt who is playing the lead.

[quote]You just KNOW Bowen was told she was too fat to be the leading lady, so she picked a fit, but uglier girl to be the other lead/best friend. Nobody wil OUTSHINE Bowen.

Bowen does the casting now?

[quote]Was this filmed in china?

Nice parody of the racist, toxic gays depicted in the movie. Bravo.

This is the part 2 thread, not the other racist one.

I like Will's (Conrad Ricamora) little tick where he throws away his ice cream cones at uncomfortable encounters.

You like littering?🗑

WHY CAN'T THEY MAKE A MOVIE OF THE ULTIMATE FIRE ISLAND NOVEL, DANCER FROM THE DANCER?

This was way better than it had any business being. Can Bros deliver too?

R84 because gay white men can only be villains now

OMG, the victim complex in R86. God forbid ONE movie out of thousands isn’t about the white gay experience.

'because gay white men can only be villains now'

Then make Sutherland black and let Billy Porter play him. Joe Alwyn would be perfect as Malone.

Best movie I ever saw, better than lawerence of Arabians