Won't you join me for dinner?

Greg is the worst thing to happen to DL since the Brooklyn Seacow.

OP is an imposter. The real Greg never signs off his post with "Jealous, bitches?".

^Exactly

Prunes and cod?

Blech.

r4, it's a DL classic recipe!

What backwater hollow is he posting from?

Can’t. I’m a real bitch tonight.

Are you constipated?

I'm having Honey Baked Ham🤗, but thanks

I have Greg blocked, because he is an annoying piece of shit, but I can see the OP's post, so either OP is an imposter, or Greg accidentally used one of his sock puppets that he uses to compliment himself. R2 is right though, the real Greg wouldn't end with "jealous, bitches?" He would feel that is beneath him. Greg has a very high opinion of himself, and wouldn't want to "lower himself" to that.

Roadkill Fabulous

Greg wouldn't base an entire menu on prunes, either.

I like (the real) Greg, and you ain't it, OP.

I had eggs for lunch (it's Easter), and I'm having spaghetti and meatballs with spinach I just made for dinner. This will happen after a bottle of cheap cabernet.

BEAT THAT!

I don't even know who Greg is, but he sure has some powerful enemies here on the DL.

Crankipated r8

This menu also doesn't contain any shellfish, and Greg notoriously overuses shellfish.

@r14, There's a lot of people on DL that really get people wound up who I have no idea who they are. Best to stay away from them

Yes!!

It's coming out of him like lava!

Will the real Greg PLEASE stand up??!!!

Hey R13, I had fish and chips and leftover broccoli! I'm about to drink some cheap champagne cocktails with elderberry liqueur.

Greg, are you sure that your Easter meal has enough prunes?

So you'll be serving prunes?

Make it go away.

Prunes?

How cutting edge. Do you have Farina for breakfast too?

If you search for 'poached cod with prunes' on Google, Greg's Datalounge thread about his now infamous recipe is result #5.

Tomorrow (Easter Monday) is National Hard-Boiled Egg Day. I'm sure Greg has some special way to prepare those but I don't want to hear it.

Finished and burped!

Greg is a culinary caveman.

Lord, I'd be on the throne half the morning tomorrow after all that.

[Quote]This menu also doesn't contain any shellfish, and Greg notoriously overuses shellfish.

Who shaid Greg wash shelfish? He sheemsh sho generoush ushually.

I’ll be eating Burger King you old queens

[Quote]Do you have Farina for breakfast too?

I would have had him for lunch and dinner too, in his prime.

I guess I think Greg isn't so bad; I can think of 10 other DLers I'd rather see fuck off forever than him.

Farina is good.

Oatmeal with salt and butter and surrounded by milk is good too.

Even grits are good.

Prunes are disgusting.

I like prunes…and blue.

He lost me at the tabasco sauce. Trolling his own thread.

I hear that tonight Greg is having chipped beef on toast with a sardine and prune tapenade.

I had slow cooker Mississippi pot roast, garlic mashed potatoes and a spring salad mix with English cucumbers and heirloom tomatoes. I made a honey mustard dressing. For dessert I made a coconut cake from almond flour. It came out okay but I think that the pudding mix I added to it made it soft. I made a cream cheese frosting too. This was the most I’ve cooked for myself in weeks.

What brand of TP do you stock.? After three courses of prunes, just asking.

[quote] What brand of TP do you stock.?

I don't use any.

[quote]I had slow cooker Mississippi pot roast

EWWWW!

We're having homemade chili (topped with grated cheese and onions), a warm flour tortilla, and a whomped-up salad (mixed greens, onions, green peas, and hard-boiled eggs with homemade dressing...)

[quote] What brand of TP do you stock.?

[quote] I don't use any. —Greg

I don't wipe, either.

I let my prunes do all the work.

I eat shit, which technically makes me a cannibal.

[quote] I had eggs for lunch (it's Easter),

Eggs Gefloofen?

Greg's pussy stinks!

OP, How does one drizzle a prune?

Prune bread pudding doesn't sound awful.

[quote] Greg is the worst thing to happen to DL since the Brooklyn Seacow.

Agreed!

More prunes, please.

Prunes, always fucking prunes...give it a rest Greg.

Greg learned to cook at the Culinary Institute of Pepto Bismol.

[quote] Greg is the worst thing to happen to DL since the Brooklyn Seacow.

Thank you. I am actually one of the better things to happen to DL. That said, I've had nothing to do with this thread. This is my first post on here.

Now THAT is the real Greg. He always has to have the last word no matter whom he’s talking to.

[quote] Now THAT is the real Greg. He always has to have the last word no matter whom he’s talking to.

That's right, R56!

(Case in point)

Just sitting down to think about Christmas lunch, while I enjoy a steaming cup of coffee and some Spritz cookies.