EW! What Happened to Simons Face?

He did this awhile ago.

His eyes are fucked. Also the look in his eyes - like his soul died.

The face he deserves.

He's got the one wonky eye thing that Courtney Love has now.

Yeah, he had the bad plastic surgery on his face over 2 years ago. Here's the DL thread about his first public appearance with his new face.

Unfortunately for him, it looks like it's not going to settle anymore.

Augh holy shit it is too early in the morning for that photo at r5's link, damn

"Botox regrets" my ass.

He got the face he deserved.

It was smirking awful to begin with.

He looks sinister. Finally the exterior matches the exterior.

Although he has had botox and plastic surgery, that is not why his face is fucked up. The fucker is aging badly. All that money and he can't do shit about it!

exterior matches the interior ^^^^^

I cringed when I read that his son went into hysterics because he looked so freakish after his latest round of facial surgeries. To let it get to the point that your kid is having a freakout because of your appearance is just psychotic.

No mercy for Simon.

I bet he wish his face was "forgettable!"

More shocking than Simon's face was having Loren Allred from The Greatest Showman on to audition with Never Enough from The Greatest Showman soundtrack which spent 9 months in the top 10, and 28 weeks at number one.

Loren Allred from The Greatest Showman talked about how she was never comfortable in front of the camera but now she wanted the chance to shine and that's why she applied for the show blah blah blah and she sung her song from The Greatest Showman soundtrack which spent 28 weeks at number one and SPOILER ALERT she got an automatic place in the semi final and loads of media coverage!!!!

But now viewers are complaining that a professional singer who was on a soundtrack that sold millions and spent 28 weeks at number one is appearing on an talent competition and being given a automatic pass to the semi finals.

[quote]More shocking than Simon's face was having Loren Allred from The Greatest Showman on to audition with Never Enough from The Greatest Showman soundtrack which spent 9 months in the top 10, and 28 weeks at number one.

Apologies, The Greatest Showman soundtrack, featuring Loren Allredd from Britain's Got Talent, was in the UK top 10 for A YEAR AND NUNE MONTHS, not NINE MONTHS.

Can we tawk about the ultracuts hairdo? Or should I say hair don’t?

His eyes look scary in some of those photos.

What happened to the apostrophe?

Why do men want to remove any character from their face? I can't imagine being so vain that you think looking like a freak is better then a few lines and wrinkles 😳

Freak show!

I wonder if Simon regrets what he has done to his face. Or . . . is he delusional enough that he thinks it looks good and now wants to do even more?

I wondered the same thing about Michael Jackson: Were there days when he saw the truth in the mirror and knew he had made mistakes?

Oh I hope Simon knows what he's done. How could he not? He's verging on Michael Jackson nose-stub levels of unmissable, horrific malpractice.

Is the damage to his face fixable?

It is not fixable, Rose.

Would a face transplant fix it or at least begin to address the issue?

Could he at least get his money back from the doctor who did this? I assume he paid good money for these "procedures"? Don't stylists typically offer a refund when they butcher a client's hair? Shouldn't doctors have to refund a patient's money when they butcher a face?

It's a no from me.

He contributed a lot to the dumbing down of music and exploited a lot of people. So yeah, karma.

Did George Michael once ask Simon to have sex? I wonder if George would still ask Simon now that Simon has this new face?

Can someone please explain what has happened to his eyes? Why do they look so sunken and button like? I've never seen that before.

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^ I still think Fabio is weird as hell, but he's absolutely right on this one

What procedure would do this to his eyes?

Regarding his eyes:

Over doing it on fillers makes his eyes seem smaller and farther back in his head. That's because everything around the eye is puffed out but the actual eyes stay in place.

As others have said, he's apparently realized he'd gone too far with it.

Why would he go on TV looking like that if he thinks he's gone too far, and the cause is just temporary fillers?

TV shows have schedules, R37.

It’s not fillers and Botox (although he’s had loads of both). He’s had a facelift or had his eyes lifted (in the past) and they’ve started to sink unevenly. Probably with the fillers and Botox around them.

That makes more sense. He is super vain and will naturally be horrified. He looks sad.

He may have "gone too far", but he also went to some back alley to get it done. Look how lumpy and uneven his face is. Do fillers move around on their own?

He is extremely wealthy, and is vain enough to have chosen a top surgeon. Sometimes surgery just turns out awful.

He may be wealthy and vain, but he's also so cheap he squeaks

So much facial surgery ends up making people look older.

^ This ^ Beside looking terrible, he also looks 10 years older

Hey, Simon, you should have called me, dude 🙄

At least I’m still pretty enough for us both😔

Kenneth Branagh is a year younger than Cowell. If he's had work done then it's impeccable.

Emma Thompson, Colin Firth, Hugh Grant, Kristin Scott Thomas, Gary Oldman, Tilda Swinton, Nigella Lawson, Lorraine Kelly and Lenny Henry are all born within a year of Cowell and they all look 1. great "for their age" and 2. like people in their early 60s

Even old waxy Carol Vorderman looks like a natural beauty compared to Cowell.

I believe he’s had a facelift and those are notoriously tricky on men. He’s a heavy smoker and would have been leathery and his face would have lacked elasticity. He’s then had his face filled and it’s looked worse still. I think he’s kept going back for more and more and just messed his face up entirely.

[quote]What happened to the apostrophe?

Probably being used incorrectly somewhere else.

Those glow-in-the-dark teeth aren't doing him any favor either.

It sure isn't Botox !

Does botox make you itch? Depp's therapist kept scratching at her face. Couldn't tell if it was nerves or something more.