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Simon Cowell's new face: Death becomes him

As Rosemary Woodhouse would say: "His eyes! What have you done to his EYES?"

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by Anonymousreply 95February 18, 2020 10:13 PM

He has the same cheeks as that Mossimo guy that tried to get his idiot daughter into college.

by Anonymousreply 1August 25, 2019 12:06 AM

Those teeth will blind you

by Anonymousreply 2August 25, 2019 12:07 AM

Shit....those teeth! The man is worth millions and he gets those????

by Anonymousreply 3August 25, 2019 12:09 AM

For some reason, Brit celebs get the worst veneers. He's far from the first one to get those oversized, unnaturally white ones with zero sheen. And to be fair, Britain isn't exactly known for their dentistry, aesthetic or otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 4August 25, 2019 12:13 AM

Excessive botox has caused his forehead to fall down to his nose.

by Anonymousreply 5August 25, 2019 12:13 AM

Why do rich people prefer to look like hideous freaks over looking old? I'll take some wrinkles any day.

by Anonymousreply 6August 25, 2019 12:16 AM

R4 Those are most definitely American "Teefs".

by Anonymousreply 7August 25, 2019 12:16 AM

Sorry, Milo, there’s a new Donkeytooth in town.

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by Anonymousreply 8August 25, 2019 12:29 AM

He got the American EyeDull treatment.

by Anonymousreply 9August 25, 2019 12:38 AM

London After Midnight

by Anonymousreply 10August 25, 2019 12:46 AM

And he was rather handsome.

by Anonymousreply 11August 25, 2019 1:03 AM

Cat allergen is the new Botox

by Anonymousreply 12August 25, 2019 1:13 AM

I think they put his eyes on upside down. That's how I knew my Mrs Potato Head had been raped.

by Anonymousreply 13August 25, 2019 1:25 AM

His eyes are retreating into his skull so they don't have to look at that face.

by Anonymousreply 14August 25, 2019 1:31 AM
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by Anonymousreply 15August 25, 2019 5:19 AM

Miss Dunaway recommended her dentist?

by Anonymousreply 16August 25, 2019 5:24 AM

I hope for his sake the puffiness goes down because I would be embarrassed to step foot outside looking like that. His eyes really do look strange.

by Anonymousreply 17August 25, 2019 5:36 AM

r8 Eyedull treatment?

by Anonymousreply 18August 25, 2019 6:45 AM

That’s some Danke Schoen-level work.

by Anonymousreply 19August 25, 2019 6:57 AM

He looks pretty awful.

by Anonymousreply 20August 25, 2019 7:04 AM

Cheek fillers gone horribly wrong, an unnecessary nose job and those huge blinding veneers. A shame, he used to be sort of handsome.

by Anonymousreply 21August 25, 2019 7:06 AM

Don't they usually do brow *lifts* (which also look bad on men IMO)? What is this procedure that makes the brow fall down your face?

It appears he may end up eating his bottom at some point too.

by Anonymousreply 22August 25, 2019 7:09 AM

Wonderful! Completely natural looking!

by Anonymousreply 23August 25, 2019 7:09 AM

Haha, and he even even paid for that. Someone got ripped off ....

by Anonymousreply 24August 25, 2019 7:32 AM

He needs to get those fillers dissolved and the veneers changed to something more natural looking. With botox he can only wait until the effect is gone and hopefully learn from it. He'd still be a fairly attractive older guy if he didn't go crazy with the plastic surgery and dressed a little less ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 25August 25, 2019 7:42 AM

Wow. Did they base the new 'Cats' film off this look?

by Anonymousreply 26August 25, 2019 7:43 AM

Yikes. He looks like a swarm of bees attacked him, and he brushed his teeth with toxic, white paint that made him high as a kite (hence the goofy smile).

by Anonymousreply 27August 25, 2019 8:06 AM

It really is bizarre plastic surgery. His eyes are so... small? It's like the reverse of the brow lift (like Kenny Rogers) where you look surprised. From that pic, it has the opposite effect of opening the eyes when you have an eye or brow lift. It makes him look sleepy. And creepy.

by Anonymousreply 28August 25, 2019 8:13 AM

If you cover his fluorescent teeth you'll see the depression in his eyes.

by Anonymousreply 29August 25, 2019 8:18 AM

Did he put piano keys in his mouth?

by Anonymousreply 30August 25, 2019 8:23 AM

There's no bigger turn-off to me than a man who's had plastic surgery--*any* plastic surgery, even the supposedly best money can buy, like Simon Cowell.

by Anonymousreply 31August 25, 2019 8:37 AM

"Excessive botox has caused his forehead to fall down to his nose".

Our plastic surgeon advised against Botox for the same reason. (perhaps better to have very careful limited brow lifts such as Tammy and brad have had?)

by Anonymousreply 32August 25, 2019 8:47 AM

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by Anonymousreply 33August 25, 2019 8:54 AM

The sad black eyeliner under those tiny eyes is pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 34August 25, 2019 9:25 AM

At least he does not look OLD!

by Anonymousreply 35August 25, 2019 9:46 AM

The name of the 'Doctor' that created this monstrosity ought to be known far and wide.

Frankenstein?

by Anonymousreply 36August 25, 2019 9:51 AM

Simon had such a good time tearing apart the egos of teen wannabe singers on American Idol. If I were a magazine editor, I’d get 20 or so of those contestants together to offer Simon some constructive and unnecessarily cruel criticism of his new face.

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by Anonymousreply 37August 25, 2019 9:54 AM

While he can be somewhat entertaining on the mindless shows he hosts, it's not like he's good looking to begin with, so does it really matter? Plus, he's really, really short in person and just oddly boxy looking.

He was next to me at a red light on Rodeo Drive in his posh white car once and his head barely cleared the steering wheel. It was a funny sight to see from the seat of my (then) SUV.

But anyway, yes, weird plastic surgery on him. And those teeth...

by Anonymousreply 38August 25, 2019 10:24 AM

There is nothing subtle about his appearance. This screams, 'I just had plastic surgery!' Tacky throwback of the 80s.

by Anonymousreply 39August 25, 2019 10:38 AM

Looks like a lower facelift and neck lift and it appears that the Dr pulled it too low and tight so it’s affected the eyes and sclera now. It can most likely be corrected. Those also look like cheek implants and not fillers and yes, as mentioned above they look like that Massimo guy’s or Bethany Frankel’s. Like a little ball crammed in each cheek. Not a masculine look at all. And don’t get me started on those teefus!!! The horror!

by Anonymousreply 40August 25, 2019 10:42 AM

Before I post this, let it be known that I adore Tori Amos and she is my favorite artist of any medium.

Tori famously had cosmetic surgery that had abysmal, devastating consequences, especially on her eyes, in her mid-40s. You could practically see the incisions around her eyelids. She also had all her unique teeth replaced with big white perfectly uniform chompers (but this was supposedly necessary; she has complained all her life about excruciating TMJ, and she had to have jaw surgery and supposedly also had to have damaged teeth replaced).

But here she is last year. She turned 56 a couple of days ago, and over the past few years, her face seems to have settled and at this point she looks more “well rested” than mutilated. (Compare her cosmetic surgery today to that of Madonna, who is only a few years older, to see how successful Tori’s appears at this stage.)

Maybe Simon’s freaky face will settle down over time.

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by Anonymousreply 41August 25, 2019 10:54 AM

R40 it's oddly fascinating to me. Usually facelift disasters results in a face that's pulled up and backwards (i.e., Vincent D'Onofrio in Men in Black).

But somehow Simon's doc managed to smoosh his face downwards and medially.

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by Anonymousreply 42August 25, 2019 11:01 AM

R41 How sad. She had such a unique look to her but definitely looks plastic in the photo you shared. 😕 Mid-40s is young for so much work, isn't it, even for that industry? No?

by Anonymousreply 43August 25, 2019 11:24 AM

R43 I would call it “too young,” but I’ve read that surgeons advise beginning “maintenance” during mid-40s so that there is no sudden, jarring face change a la Cowell later in life.

To me, Tori was honestly her most attractive in her early to mid-40s, pre-eye surgery. I don’t know why she had it done. Just about the time age lines started to appear around her mouth, I thought she was stunning looking.

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by Anonymousreply 44August 25, 2019 11:30 AM

R44 Of course surgeons recommend it, they want the $$$$.

She is gorgeous in that photo, pre-surgery. What a shame. They don't call it "plastic" for nothing.

by Anonymousreply 45August 25, 2019 11:36 AM

For some people it does sound like a scam when surgeons suggest that you pay for procedures that don't show significant changes right away. That's why you get people like Cowell who look like freaks overnight and don't even keep away from the media, or public, to let their new face settle (which can take several weeks though).

by Anonymousreply 46August 25, 2019 12:00 PM

Simon is just too POOR to age gracefully.

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by Anonymousreply 47August 25, 2019 12:08 PM

Those teeth reminded me of doggie dentures

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by Anonymousreply 48August 25, 2019 1:13 PM

It was such a disappointment when Tori Amos got plastic surgery. I would never have considered her so vain. Sorry!

by Anonymousreply 49August 25, 2019 3:50 PM

Do cheek implants 'migrate', as in moving down on the face?

by Anonymousreply 50August 25, 2019 3:59 PM

Imagine how bad he looks in person. When I see heavily carved ladies in person they always look ten times worse than they do in photos.

by Anonymousreply 51August 25, 2019 4:00 PM

So much better to look like a freak, then old. He won't be called handsome for the rest of his life.

by Anonymousreply 52August 25, 2019 4:10 PM

So it's not just hipsters killing the razor industry.

by Anonymousreply 53August 25, 2019 4:38 PM

R41 - she is looking a lot better now. I think that wearing her hair / wig further down is helping a lot. The bad pics of her from that period where she looked like a pixie also were without her hair / wig done properly.

And in R22, I meant eat his bottom LIP ... not "eat his bottom"... with those plastic fantastic teeth.

by Anonymousreply 54August 25, 2019 5:01 PM

R29 - that may be partially due to depression. But it’s mostly due to Vicodin. Unmistakable.

by Anonymousreply 55August 25, 2019 5:08 PM

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by Anonymousreply 56August 26, 2019 8:01 AM

Couldn't they have fixed that waddle under her chin?

by Anonymousreply 57August 26, 2019 8:05 AM

What is she doing with that stinkfish?!?!

by Anonymousreply 58August 26, 2019 8:21 AM

the new cheek implants look like silicon breast implants!

by Anonymousreply 59August 26, 2019 8:27 AM

His eyes are disturbing.

by Anonymousreply 60August 26, 2019 8:50 AM

He might want to find the screwdriver for his Love Bracelet; wouldn’t want him to lose circulation in his “thumb’s up” hand.

by Anonymousreply 61August 26, 2019 11:42 AM

R61 you're literally the only person to notice that; everyone else was gawking in horror at his face.

by Anonymousreply 62August 26, 2019 6:12 PM

Is Tori Amos the one who sings about sad cats and dogs?

by Anonymousreply 63August 26, 2019 6:39 PM

Wide eyes shut

by Anonymousreply 64August 26, 2019 6:42 PM

That shitty work ain't settling.

Holy shit, he looks horrible. And scary.

Paula looks fabulous on the other hand...

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by Anonymousreply 65September 19, 2019 12:54 AM

How about those giant blindingly white teefs??

by Anonymousreply 66September 19, 2019 1:08 AM

I think his teeth look amazing! What every Brit dreams of!

by Anonymousreply 67September 19, 2019 1:10 AM

His teefs seem to have a life of their own. In OP's pic, they looked like they were going to jump off the screen and bite me, the whiteness of them alone is blinding.

by Anonymousreply 68September 19, 2019 1:19 AM

He really looks mentally challenged in the OP’s pic.

by Anonymousreply 69September 19, 2019 1:30 AM

He looks homeless.

by Anonymousreply 70September 19, 2019 1:36 AM

No, r63, that's Sarah McLachlan.

by Anonymousreply 71September 19, 2019 1:43 AM

R65 is right, not just trying to be mean or funny...he's looking even worse now. I think the residual swelling must have covered up how truly awful the work is. I've noticed his chin dimple is gone too. I always think those are nice on a man. Too bad. Hopefully the fags will darken the chompers in due time.

by Anonymousreply 72September 19, 2019 1:59 AM

He looks absolutely dreadful.

by Anonymousreply 73September 19, 2019 2:10 AM

It’s a no for me Simon dawg

by Anonymousreply 74September 19, 2019 2:11 AM

Is Simon still wiith the weird, portly hypnotist dude? Think he may have been absent on the more recent family vaycay whereas he had been a fixture for years.

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by Anonymousreply 75September 19, 2019 2:27 AM

Related thread

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by Anonymousreply 76September 19, 2019 3:46 AM

He's melted his face; it would appear too many beach holidays for those injectables.

by Anonymousreply 77September 19, 2019 9:46 AM

Simon needs to go on [italic] Botched [/italic] . Maybe they can get this mess sorted out.

by Anonymousreply 78September 21, 2019 1:36 AM

He's around 60 and he's a heavy smoker (Kools! WTF?). He probably couldn't find a reputable doctor who would perform elective surgery on him, so he had to settle.

by Anonymousreply 79September 21, 2019 1:54 AM

He looks like his face is melting. I’m guessing the only thing keeping his face from drooping entirely is those teeth. x

by Anonymousreply 80September 21, 2019 1:59 AM

An interview with him was shown on 'Lorraine' this morning. His big shiny cheeks were over highlighted by HD - I wanted to reach out with my breakfast fork to jab them and deflate them. What happens when this balloon eases? Does it get even more comedic as it is stretched with increasing measures of injectables?

by Anonymousreply 81September 21, 2019 2:16 AM

Is that a chin implant? Doesn’t the chin seems extended? There’s pain in this? Why would he hurt himself?

by Anonymousreply 82September 21, 2019 7:47 PM

Durr! The teefs!

by Anonymousreply 83September 21, 2019 8:19 PM

I wonder if the GF shines him on, and tells him how lovely he looks. I couldn't imagine looking in a mirror, knowing I had done this to myself.

by Anonymousreply 84September 21, 2019 8:40 PM

His fame is due entirely to his insulting of young people for years. Let’s call this karma, conscience, physiognomy.

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by Anonymousreply 85September 21, 2019 8:46 PM

The girlfriend left her husband (a friend of Cowell) and her SON for that creature and his $$$, so, she is a real prize herself.

by Anonymousreply 86September 21, 2019 9:06 PM

Death still becomes him!

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by Anonymousreply 87February 18, 2020 5:24 PM

Bat brow with ping ping ball cheek fillers! The teeth just bring more attention to the fact that he has no upper lip!

by Anonymousreply 88February 18, 2020 6:21 PM

OH. MY. GOD. What has he done to himself?!?!

by Anonymousreply 89February 18, 2020 6:26 PM

He looks a hodgepodge of several Real Housewives.

by Anonymousreply 90February 18, 2020 6:28 PM

Stupid. Men do not bounce back after plastic surgery. Most you can do is a nose job.

by Anonymousreply 91February 18, 2020 7:14 PM

Looks like I gave him the wrong potion.

by Anonymousreply 92February 18, 2020 7:35 PM

Looks like Simon's new "look" in his Barclaycard commercial meant comments had to be disabled on Youtube. He was so full of fillers he couldn't even speak properly anymore. I wonder if he still sounds like that.

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by Anonymousreply 93February 18, 2020 9:47 PM

God, I used to be so horny over him. I mean, I’d probably still fuck him just for the novelty of it, and the desperate plastic surgery is proof he likes cock in his ass.

...Can anyone put me in touch with him?

by Anonymousreply 94February 18, 2020 9:59 PM

The best set of teefs since the Bee Gees.

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by Anonymousreply 95February 18, 2020 10:13 PM
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