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Things that you are extremely funny to you but nobody else

I'll start:

"...starring the world's most beautiful women. And Linda Gray."

by Anonymousreply 110June 25, 2022 11:06 AM

How ironic, you fucking moron.

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by Anonymousreply 1April 16, 2022 2:30 PM

Singing in the shower and correcting Barry Manilow’s grammar by singing the line:

“There was blood and a single gun shot, but who shot WHOM?” At the Copa. Copa cabana”

by Anonymousreply 2April 16, 2022 3:04 PM

[quote] Singing in the shower and correcting Barry Manilow’s grammar by singing the line:

I correct Sondheim in the shower. “If mama WERE married…”

by Anonymousreply 3April 16, 2022 3:07 PM

I've giggled over randomly remembered Chrissy Metz stuff I've read on here in real life.

by Anonymousreply 4April 16, 2022 3:09 PM

R2 here. I also laugh to myself simply thinking about the Joel and his older neighbor/dog Mitzi situation. It just cracks me up. I think of the old neighbor. The decor. Joel being clueless. Mitzi prancing around. It’s so stupid, I know but it kills me.

“Kick to the cunt bone” a la Stevie Knicks gets me laughing by myself too.

by Anonymousreply 5April 16, 2022 3:50 PM

I also laugh to myself thinking up names for French prostitutes. Not drag queens but actual prostitutes.

On my list for French whore names are:

Quelque Fois

De Temps en Temps

Pourquoi Pas

by Anonymousreply 6April 16, 2022 3:58 PM

I also laugh at/with that line in “Paris is Burning”, when the MC blares over the microphone …….”YOU. .OWN. EVERY…THING”, as someone is voguing.

I often use this when someone gets all uppity when talking about how great they are.

by Anonymousreply 7April 16, 2022 4:15 PM

And this is very obscure, but the very first season of MTV’s Real House, there was this black female named Heather, amongst all these white kids.

In one of those “camera one on ones”, she explains how hard her life has been and how she is going to go out and make it, damn it!

She says into the camera (about herself and defiant of the white kids)…… “Heather got to do fo’ Heather”.

by Anonymousreply 8April 16, 2022 4:18 PM

The more obscure the better!

by Anonymousreply 9April 16, 2022 4:19 PM

I like this thread. More please

by Anonymousreply 10April 16, 2022 4:20 PM

In Sopranos Bobby Baccalaureate is late meeting Tony because his wife (Janice) has him handling all the stuff for the new baby - the car seat , the stroller etc. Tony is annoyed because Bobby is late - Bobby explains he was late with all of the the stuff with the kid - car seat etc - Bobby: “You remember how it was Tone?” …. Tony: (still annoyed) “No - I didn’t do that Shit!”

by Anonymousreply 11April 16, 2022 4:25 PM

Baccala - spell check!

by Anonymousreply 12April 16, 2022 4:25 PM

[quote]Stevie Knicks

I got a laugh out of that.

by Anonymousreply 13April 16, 2022 4:29 PM

That's funny, but also inspiring, r8! I think I'll start every day by shouting that out.

by Anonymousreply 14April 16, 2022 4:29 PM

For tv commercials, I always laugh when they list the side effects.

“Dupixent can cause suicidal ideation and diarrhea”.

On those ads, I also laugh at the HR/weak attempt to make all the families multicultural.

by Anonymousreply 15April 16, 2022 4:30 PM

I’m Still A Woman To Me

by Anonymousreply 16April 16, 2022 4:30 PM

From an old DL thread - the Jimi Hendrix song "The Wind Cries MARY!"

by Anonymousreply 17April 16, 2022 4:30 PM

The spoken bridge in "I've Never Been To Me"?

by Anonymousreply 18April 16, 2022 4:32 PM

David Sedaris form his book, "Me Talk Pretty One Day". The scene when he goes into a butcher shop in France to get some lambs brains, but in his faltering French, it comes out as, "I'd like to acquire the thoughts of a sheep."

by Anonymousreply 19April 16, 2022 4:41 PM

On That 70s show, Red Forman was asked what makes a Belgian waffle Belgian and he responds by saying that they crumble at the hands of the Nazis.

by Anonymousreply 20April 16, 2022 4:47 PM

R19. Sedaris when he does the critique of the middle school Christmas play.

by Anonymousreply 21April 16, 2022 4:54 PM

When someone asks me where something is, I'm forced to repress my desire to bellow...It's In My VAGIIIIIINAAAA!

Thanks MADTV.

by Anonymousreply 22April 16, 2022 5:13 PM

99% of my posts on DataLounge.

by Anonymousreply 23April 16, 2022 5:18 PM

This clip of Ace Frehley drunk on the Tom Snyder show in the 70s. I’m not a KISS fan but it cracks me up every time. I guess others did find it funny. Gene Simmons seething is an added treat.

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by Anonymousreply 24April 16, 2022 5:28 PM

R22 Every now and then my friend and I quote MadTV's "Whitney Ruins the Classics" skit, especially "Something...OVER THAT RAINBOW! littlebirds...They're fly-ing HIIIIIIGH! WHY???" *drops into a squat* Because... I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOUUUU! Beans don't fry in the kitchen..." We also love to quote Celine Dion from one of her concerts and dedicate things to "all of the parents and all of the children in the world."

Some dumb motivational speaker spoke at my high school one year told us that whenever someone asked us how we're doing, we should answer "Living the dream!" I do it sarcastically now but few people I still know get the whole joke.

When a group I'm in is being indecisive about what to do next I like to quote Hey Arnold!: "I say we paint ourselves with tiger stripes AND FREE ALL OF THE AMIMALS FROM THE ZOO!"

by Anonymousreply 25April 16, 2022 5:59 PM

[quote][R22] Every now and then my friend and I quote MadTV's "Whitney Ruins the Classics" skit, especially "Something...OVER THAT RAINBOW! littlebirds...They're fly-ing HIIIIIIGH! WHY???" *drops into a squat* Because... I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOUUUU! Beans don't fry in the kitchen..." We also love to quote Celine Dion from one of her concerts and dedicate things to "all of the parents and all of the children in the world."

Debra Wilson's Whitney sketches had so many memorable offhand lines that nobody would grasp in any other context.

They did a few of Celine and I still remember the line Martin Luther King Day Jr.

by Anonymousreply 26April 16, 2022 6:02 PM

I’m a Choo-choo Charlie and a class act.

by Anonymousreply 27April 16, 2022 6:36 PM

Fuckerface I love you. Fuckerface I need you.

by Anonymousreply 28April 16, 2022 7:07 PM

R25. Deborah Wilson is a fucking unreal talent. Always kills me.

“Like sweet Mountain Dew….. doo bee doo bee doo”

“Smokin on the dock of the bay. Gettin high”

And, yes, that squat in Something over the Rainbow. Thanks. You got me to pull it up on YouTube. Needed that laugh. I think the end line is from The Jeffersons???? “Fish don’t fry in the kitchen”.

by Anonymousreply 29April 16, 2022 11:14 PM

Str8 men and their OBSESSION w/contact sports. It's homoerotic even to The Lighthouse for the Blind.

by Anonymousreply 30April 16, 2022 11:20 PM

"It was 30 years ago today tomorrow that President John F. Kennedy...

by Anonymousreply 31April 16, 2022 11:25 PM

Whenever I want a real life I watch this clip from celebrity big brother. It’s like something out of Curb your enthusiasm! Let me set the scene before you watch it:-

Housemate David Gest felt unwell so went off to lie down. Angie Bowie is called to the diary room and told her ex husband David Bowie has died, but she must not tell the other housemates….

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by Anonymousreply 32April 16, 2022 11:50 PM

Old episodes of Hee Haw.

by Anonymousreply 33April 18, 2022 4:33 AM

That henway joke.

by Anonymousreply 34April 18, 2022 4:59 AM

Streisand on Oprah- talking endlessly about food.

What a great time she had "eating her brains out" on the vacation she just came from. Even showing pictures of deserts, and giving detailed descriptions of her fav. indulgences .Overeating on thin crust pizza, noshing her way through food markets and eating brie with a whole loaf of bread. At one point Big O get´s almost teary eyed and starts licking her lips white knuckling her seat..

It´s like talking porn to a sex-addict.

by Anonymousreply 35April 18, 2022 3:37 PM

You will too lick your sister’s pussy if she gets horny!

by Anonymousreply 36April 18, 2022 8:54 PM

When Anita Baker came out with "I Love You Just Because" I was dating a guy in SF who was more into me than I was into him, which was a source of contention. I remember walking down 18th Street with him one day toward Castro, and I was singing the song. Somehow, I thought the lyrics were "I Love You Just Enough". He stopped dead, started laughing, and corrected me. Then we both laughed pretty hard. He was a good guy.

Now every time I hear that song I laugh.

by Anonymousreply 37April 18, 2022 9:51 PM

"Don't use ________ if you are allergic to ________ or any of its ingredients."

Well, duh.

by Anonymousreply 38April 18, 2022 10:17 PM

I find Spike on Buffy very humorous. I pretend I'm him and say, "Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch", then make the hand gesture. For some reason that cracked me up. I find people driving SUV's wearing masks hilarious. Hermetically sealed in their tank like car. Wearing one. The list is so long, and like the Far Side penguin, I just gotta be me.

by Anonymousreply 39April 18, 2022 10:19 PM

Pardon me but your face looks like an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 40April 19, 2022 11:34 PM

R Kelly especially Trapped in the Closet. He’s always so damn earnest even when he’s doing something so incredibly foolish and that just makes it so much better.

by Anonymousreply 41April 19, 2022 11:48 PM

This scene

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by Anonymousreply 42April 20, 2022 5:14 PM

Some crazy book I read years ago was listing off the famous and powerful who are actually alien lizard-people, and the list ended "The Royal Family of England, Bill and Hillary Clinton, The Bush Family, Winston Churchill, and Kris Kristofferson."

I still add "and Kris Kristofferson" to the list whenever somebody asks who will be at a party or dinner.

by Anonymousreply 43April 20, 2022 5:45 PM

I think it's probably funny to a lot of people... Scott Tenorman's tears of unfathomable sadness at the Chili Con Carnival with him being shamed in front of Radiohead at the same time, was hilarious. (South Park Scott Tenorman Must Die episode)

I had an over zealous micromanager that revered Radiohead to a really weird degree at the time and this made it all the more hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 44April 20, 2022 5:53 PM

Toddler weather report. Four years old. First saw on jimmy kümmel . Tried to provide link. Just type in sprinkling vs raining video in YouTube

by Anonymousreply 45April 20, 2022 5:55 PM

I live in Tennessee(sorry) and there used to be an ad that ran on the local stations years ago of a Loretta Lynn tribute show. During the ad they would play a medley of her songs and end it with, “You Ain’t Woman Enough…”. Well, I hadn’t heard the song prior to that and would sing “You Ain’t Woman Enough to Be My Man” instead of “take my man.” I still laugh at the side eye my mom gave me.

by Anonymousreply 46April 20, 2022 6:11 PM

This post still pops up occasionally and it makes me laugh every time.

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by Anonymousreply 47April 20, 2022 6:17 PM

[quote]Things that you are extremely funny to you but nobody else

Bad grammar

by Anonymousreply 48April 20, 2022 8:16 PM

Every time.

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by Anonymousreply 49April 20, 2022 8:21 PM

That part in Bojack Horseman where Margo Martindale is acting in an obscure Tennessee Williams play. She sells the fuck out of it and it's not even a real play.

I HAVE ambition SIR. Dreams that do not conform to the expectations of cynics like you. Cynic! Always laughing your cowardly laugh. Well I can laugh too! HA HA HA HA

by Anonymousreply 50April 20, 2022 8:44 PM

This accident scene from Final Destination 2 is so over the top it makes me laugh.

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by Anonymousreply 51April 22, 2022 7:20 AM

This artfully crafted scene from Deadly Friend also giving us hints of what a crazy cunt Kristy Swanson would become.

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by Anonymousreply 52April 22, 2022 7:25 AM

I change innocent commercial dialogue into something more sinister.

A recent hearing aid commercial....

"Dad, how did you know I'm pregnant?"

"Because I'm the father."

by Anonymousreply 53April 22, 2022 7:29 AM

The ‘60s song “Windy” goes: who’s walking down the streets of the city / smiling at everybody she sees…

I replace the opener with an old commercial jingle: Whose underwear is under there? (And giggle thinking Windy is either: special needs, for having a name like that & smiling at everyone; prone to flatulence; imagining everyone in their underwear, like Marcia did on Brady Bunch)

by Anonymousreply 54April 22, 2022 7:30 AM

My mother arguing with me that Shania Twain is a lesbian, because “Man, I Feel Like a Woman” is subtext for: Man, I feel like (having) a woman. I can’t unhear that whenever the song comes on. And now I look at That Don’t Impress me Much in a whole new way!

by Anonymousreply 55April 22, 2022 7:36 AM

On air strokes.

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by Anonymousreply 56April 22, 2022 7:49 AM

Watching a B/W student film in a packed auditorium, there’s a montage scene showing the boy & girl characters falling in love. They’re on a picnic & eventually wade in the lake, the whole scene is no dialogue, just background music. The girl splashes the boy & should giggle/tee-hee, except she throws her head back & roars MUAH-HAAA-HAAAA like a sci-fi villain.

I guffawed so loudly, & had the “church giggles” for the rest of the show, that people were turning around in their seats to see what was going on. The friend I went with said I really embarrassed her.

Our other friends went the next night & the “actress” was there for a meet & greet/Q&A session, & our friends said she was indeed every bit as (unintentionally) ditsy in real life as her on-screen character.

by Anonymousreply 57April 22, 2022 8:43 AM

This happened well over 20 years ago. A funny friend of mine and I went to see a Broadway play that was TERRIBLE. Appallingly bad. During one long, tedious stretch of the play, we were getting bored and antsy and I could tell people around us were also feeling trapped in hell. My friend turned to me, and in full voice asked, “Do you remember where we left the dildo??” It was just so random, and it still makes me laugh. People around us were trying not to laugh. I’d say at least half the audience, including us, left at intermission.

by Anonymousreply 58April 22, 2022 10:37 AM

R58 golden! I found that extremely funny, so you didn't follow the "rules" of the thread title. 🤣😉

by Anonymousreply 59April 22, 2022 10:38 AM

A few years back on the DL, maybe a MichFest thread, someone mentioned “fiber artist” and a witty poster corrected, “more like a fibromyalgia artist” and that still cracks me up. I always think about it when I see something about “fiber art.”

by Anonymousreply 60April 22, 2022 10:40 AM

R57 oh shit - you just brought back a memory from a student film screening where the film was SO BAD - so very, very terribly, ineptly, incomprehensibly bad - that my (inconsiderate) friend started laughing. We all wanted to, but were suppressing the urge. The guy who made the film was like two rows ahead of us, so this was extremely unkind...especially since we were all trying very hard as an audience hold it together.

But no...my friend is now open-mouth laughing, chortling and looking around at us to encourage us to do the same. The worst part is, he is rocking back and forth in his chair so hard from laughter that the ENTIRE ROW is shaking as he spasms.

I broke. I hated him for being so cruel and overt....but he broke me and I started laughing so fucking hard it was all I could do to muffle the sound, and I couldn't really do that. I lost my shit. He lost his even worse, having succeeded in egging me on...it was a mess. The whole row was exploding with laughter.

For the rest of the 2 minute movie (felt like 10 minutes) I couldn't breathe, couldn't stop convulsing, I just was lost. Dizzy afterwards. Crying. Lying to myself that maybe the "director" didn't notice.

Poor guy.

Student film festivals are hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 61April 23, 2022 12:19 AM

Where can I watch some student films?

by Anonymousreply 62April 23, 2022 12:22 AM

I was fishing in a johnboat with my younger brother (we were 13 and 14) and father. My brother dropped something on one hand and yelled about it hurting. I said, "And you'll never walk again."

I laughed so hard I almost fell out of the boat. My father was tolerant and my brother didn't get it and told me I was stupid.

I still laugh.

by Anonymousreply 63April 23, 2022 12:26 AM

When I was a kid, Ann-Margaret was on TV and my mom told me about the time that she fell off of the stage in Lake Tahoe. I burst out laughing. My mom told me that it wasn't funny, she was seriously hurt, and I shouldn't laugh about it. Well, that just made me laugh even more. My mom got mad and sent me to my room.

by Anonymousreply 64April 23, 2022 12:54 AM

I called my dad a cocksucker

by Anonymousreply 65April 23, 2022 2:11 AM

And he was a good one, too, r65

by Anonymousreply 66April 23, 2022 2:17 AM

An old thread titled something like “let’s be a lesbian potluck” made me laugh really hard.

Any thread title with “FAT WHORES:” in it. Always absurd and rude and hilarious - whether the fat whores are rejoicing or mourning or just being called to attention.

On the old Sasha Baron Cohen Ali G. show, I still laugh when I think about his segment on women’s rights/feminism where he sat down with two very serious feminists and when they said they were lesbians - Ali G. acted all surprised, then got bashful and reverential and said he’s a “big fan” of the lesbians and has seen a ton of their “films.”

by Anonymousreply 67April 23, 2022 2:37 AM

Martin Short as Jiminy Glick, on a talk show promoting his ill-fated movie: "It's a murder mystery! And did I DO it, and did I NOT do it, and who might have DONE it?"

by Anonymousreply 68April 23, 2022 2:44 AM

[quote]My mother arguing with me that Shania Twain is a lesbian, because “Man, I Feel Like a Woman” is subtext for: Man, I feel like (having) a woman.

I'm with Mom, R55. I always think Shania wants a woman when I hear the song.

by Anonymousreply 69April 23, 2022 2:52 AM

At the end of introducing myself: "I have absolutely no idea what we're doing here. Or what I'm doing here, or what this place is about, but I am determined to enjoy myself!"

by Anonymousreply 70April 23, 2022 4:53 AM

Debbie Reynolds' line reading of "...it's been suggested that they may have dropped the wrong version."

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by Anonymousreply 71June 4, 2022 7:03 PM

"She is the most beautiful woman in all of Gotham City."

The Joker, referring to Maggie Gyllenhaal in "Batman Begins."

by Anonymousreply 72June 4, 2022 7:08 PM

Margaret Cho as Kim Jong-il

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by Anonymousreply 73June 4, 2022 7:22 PM

As r2 does with Barry Manilow, and r3 does with Stephen Sondeim, I correct Carly Simon in the shower: "Nobody does it half as WELL as you."

How the fuck did "half as good as you" happen?

by Anonymousreply 74June 4, 2022 7:29 PM

When I took a big shit in my uncle’s baseball cap after he booed my Flashdance on the front lawn.

by Anonymousreply 75June 4, 2022 7:31 PM

I seriously think Erna is one of the most hilarious posters on DL. I use her lines all the time!

When I talk to my haggy sister, we automatically say “conversatia, lamentatia, etc.”

We often say to each other “Correlatia does not equal causatia!” And we laugh like retards every time.

by Anonymousreply 76June 4, 2022 7:57 PM

The whole Pepsi internal marketing document by Peter Arnell that got leaked.

Any interview of his from back in the day has me rolling at his poseur flexing.

by Anonymousreply 77June 4, 2022 8:07 PM

^ Also the Tropicana debacle. He just gets himself so wound up, I just start pounding the table I’m laughing so hard if I come upon an old article talking about the half-orange shaped nipple-cum-cap that no one could open.

by Anonymousreply 78June 4, 2022 8:12 PM

On Locke and Key, Mutuku threatens to viciously kill the kids, then Nina comes in. Mutuku reverts to Mr. Charming and leaves. Nina sighs "what a nice guy."

by Anonymousreply 79June 4, 2022 8:14 PM

Any Thomas Friedman “observation.”

They’re exactly like Peggy Hill’s musings column.

by Anonymousreply 80June 4, 2022 8:15 PM

The movie Pure Luck.

by Anonymousreply 81June 4, 2022 8:16 PM

The trucking craze movie Convoy. If it’s on, I drop everything and watch it.

by Anonymousreply 82June 4, 2022 8:20 PM

This fraupacalypse destroyed bee cake saga I came upon years ago on Metafilter.

The slum hippie prudery responders chastising the cake maker are the perfect touch.

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by Anonymousreply 83June 4, 2022 8:27 PM

This song, sung by this very nelly performer.

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by Anonymousreply 84June 4, 2022 8:45 PM

Streisand being honest about her motivation for singing.


It kinda ruffels the feathers of the worshippers AND haters that´s very amusing to watch

by Anonymousreply 85June 5, 2022 3:47 AM

I still remember this old article Lindy West wrote years ago. It began with the sentence "Aham and I got engaged..." however the drop-cap used made it look like it said "A ham and I got engaged..."

Very funny.

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by Anonymousreply 86June 5, 2022 11:30 AM

^ Ha!

Ha! Ha!

by Anonymousreply 87June 5, 2022 11:40 AM

I was at UCLA when they screened Sophia Coppola’s student film at Melnitz Hall and I said out loud ‘What a fucking nepotism shit show it was’. And then they asked each director of said student film to stand, and little did I know that she was seated right in front me and heard me say it. I was correct, of course.

by Anonymousreply 88June 5, 2022 12:44 PM

Double Anal In A Double Bed

by Anonymousreply 89June 5, 2022 9:27 PM

I get lost in your thighs and I feeeeel my penis rise...

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by Anonymousreply 90June 6, 2022 1:23 AM

As for Taylor Swift? Aretha said, "Okay, uh... great gowns, beautiful gowns."

by Anonymousreply 91June 6, 2022 2:23 AM

Tracey Ullman in “Small Time Crooks” spending almost one minute removing accent pillows from her large bed. I couldn’t stop laughing in the theatre. The decor of the bedroom was so overdone.

by Anonymousreply 92June 6, 2022 4:30 PM

The scene in Forrest Gump where he starts running and his leg braces come flying off. I was laughing hysterically in a packed theater and it took me a moment to realize I was the only one. I hate that fucking movie.

by Anonymousreply 93June 7, 2022 12:25 AM

That happened to me when I watched Kill Bill Volume 1.

The part where The Bride chops off Sofie Fatale's arm with a fountain of blood, I was laughing my ass off and realized that I was the only one. My friend gave me a look and later said that people were staring at me.

This is a QT film right? Fucking Poseurs!

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by Anonymousreply 94June 8, 2022 7:44 PM

R93, you're not the only one

by Anonymousreply 95June 8, 2022 7:46 PM

Piggybacking off of R32's post, Tiffany/New York's response to whether she will apologize to Angela Bowie:

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by Anonymousreply 96June 10, 2022 1:32 PM

[quote] In Sopranos Bobby Baccalaureate

Oh I remember that guy. He used to lord it over us because he went to cawledge.

by Anonymousreply 97June 10, 2022 1:59 PM

the Grammy scene with Tony Orlando/Rita Coolidge in the 1970s version of “A Star Is Born” with Barbra Streisand and Kris Kristofferson

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by Anonymousreply 98June 15, 2022 3:44 AM

If someone near me gets hurt. I laugh. My roommate in college fell from a ladder, a stray tree branch hit my grandmother in the head. I was dying laughing. It’s difficult to hide and it really irritates the injured person!

by Anonymousreply 99June 15, 2022 4:58 AM

I LOL at every caftan and earring joke. It is my duty as a DLer.

by Anonymousreply 100June 15, 2022 7:51 AM

At the old Ziegfeld Movie theater in nyc (RIP), my friend and I got asked to leave during that Brad Pitt movie Legends of the Fall. We were stone cold sober but it was sooooooooo bad from the first five minutes. And we kept laughing. Then laughing harder. And harder. We had to exit out that side door

by Anonymousreply 101June 22, 2022 11:23 PM

I love you r101

by Anonymousreply 102June 22, 2022 11:25 PM

R99 when me and my younger sister were little kids, she accidentally fractured her in a kickabout (casual soccer game) we were having in our garden with our dad. She was hurt and crying, and I was so afraid and upset that my nervous system kicked in too hard and I started laughing uncontrollably at the same time as crying. To this day, she's never let me live it down.

by Anonymousreply 103June 23, 2022 7:13 PM

Footballer bete-noire Jack Grealish getting kicked or diving on the pitch, as is his wont.

Everyone else watching seems to find it either enraging or saddening, where I just think it's sauuur funny.

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by Anonymousreply 104June 23, 2022 7:52 PM

Every time I see scallops on a menu or at the store I think "It's Top Chef, not Top Scallop" and internally giggle.

by Anonymousreply 105June 23, 2022 8:09 PM

R104 it’s funny because he also finds it funny. The boys a natural ❤️

by Anonymousreply 106June 23, 2022 8:20 PM

I grew up in the country. Some kids strung a heavy wire across a road between two trees. I didn't know it but met up with them as they stood at a short distance, and before I knew it a motorcyclist came speeding by. He wasn't wearing a helmet and his head just came clean off. The body on the bike kept going until a turn in the road made it crash, spurting blood out the top of his neck. The head kept traveling, too, but not as far. There was something about it that was so surreal I gasped and started laughing and before I knew it we were all on the ground rolling around laughing.

All at once we all jumped off and took off. They were never caught and I never told anyone, until now.

It turned out to be someone who was just going through the area who liked country roads.

I wish it would have been R76, but she was too old to be on a Harley 20 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 107June 23, 2022 8:31 PM

When my cat takes a crap and then runs out of the room because she can’t stand the smell.

by Anonymousreply 108June 23, 2022 9:41 PM

R101 reminded me of when I went to see the movie 300 and was laughing my ass off at the queeny villain and the general homoerotic campiness of the whole thing. The straight guys in the audience were not amused.

by Anonymousreply 109June 25, 2022 10:53 AM

Aw, r17, that was me! I didn't think anyone thought it was funny.

by Anonymousreply 110June 25, 2022 11:06 AM
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