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Let's be things that trigger Trump voters as elitist

I'm a full set of teeth.

by Anonymousreply 140April 18, 2022 10:28 AM

I'm a high school diploma.

by Anonymousreply 1April 16, 2022 4:20 AM

I'm the house on the street without a confederate flag waving on the flagpole.

by Anonymousreply 2April 16, 2022 4:26 AM

I’m cawledge. People with cawledge think they’re better than us.

by Anonymousreply 3April 16, 2022 4:32 AM

Literacy

by Anonymousreply 4April 16, 2022 4:34 AM

I'm a few years of college.

by Anonymousreply 5April 16, 2022 4:42 AM

I'm the well-composed work email with a beginning, middle, and end. They call this basic form of communication boughey.

by Anonymousreply 6April 16, 2022 4:44 AM

I live in a Blue State.

by Anonymousreply 7April 16, 2022 4:54 AM

Readin' the Nooo York Times, lah de da!

by Anonymousreply 8April 16, 2022 4:55 AM

Facts

by Anonymousreply 9April 16, 2022 4:57 AM

intelligence

by Anonymousreply 10April 16, 2022 5:53 AM

I’m a complex idea.

by Anonymousreply 11April 16, 2022 5:57 AM

Basic grammar and spelling.

Have you seen these guys' rally signs? That's why Trump's Twitter posts made him so popular with the Deplorables.

by Anonymousreply 12April 16, 2022 6:00 AM

I’m a Tesla, Prius, or any electric or hybrid vehicle. “Well what happens when the power goes out? You can’t drive nowhere” Yet, they’re the first to complain about gas prices being too high and Bubba won’t dare trade in his F-150 Super Duty for something a little less gas guzzling.

by Anonymousreply 13April 16, 2022 6:05 AM

Homoseckshuals!

by Anonymousreply 14April 16, 2022 6:11 AM

I'm the blinking LEFT turn signal.

by Anonymousreply 15April 16, 2022 6:13 AM

Socialism. Universal and affordable healthcare for all? Madness, utter madness!

by Anonymousreply 16April 16, 2022 6:14 AM

People shouldn’t have to get vaccines!

by Anonymousreply 17April 16, 2022 6:17 AM

I'm critical thinking which is a foreign concept to them.

by Anonymousreply 18April 16, 2022 6:19 AM

I'm the east and west coasts.

by Anonymousreply 19April 16, 2022 10:31 AM

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by Anonymousreply 20April 16, 2022 10:42 AM

I'm the fake war on Christmas.

by Anonymousreply 21April 16, 2022 10:45 AM

I'm science

by Anonymousreply 22April 16, 2022 10:46 AM

I'm the real war on xmas.

by Anonymousreply 23April 16, 2022 10:47 AM

I'm the wind

by Anonymousreply 24April 16, 2022 10:50 AM

I'm not having a child while still in high school.

by Anonymousreply 25April 16, 2022 10:52 AM

I'm the 2020 election results!

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by Anonymousreply 26April 16, 2022 10:52 AM

I'm any coffee above Dunkin Donuts in quality. Don't even get me started on the abuse my poor friend Espresso takes from these imbeciles!

by Anonymousreply 27April 16, 2022 10:53 AM

I'm not being diddled by a local trailer park pedo while parents are smoking crack.

by Anonymousreply 28April 16, 2022 10:53 AM

I'm an actual house on the same block as DeFacto's trailer.

by Anonymousreply 29April 16, 2022 10:56 AM

I'm the social contract.

by Anonymousreply 30April 16, 2022 10:59 AM

I am democracy.

by Anonymousreply 31April 16, 2022 11:01 AM

I'm pro-choice.

by Anonymousreply 32April 16, 2022 11:04 AM

I'm a Prius, every time a Trumper sees me they blow diesel smoke in my face. The left hates me as well, because I drive slow in the left lane and get in the way of their BMWs. I can't win ☹️

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by Anonymousreply 33April 16, 2022 11:06 AM

I am a ramp.

by Anonymousreply 34April 16, 2022 11:06 AM

I'm indoor plumbing.

by Anonymousreply 35April 16, 2022 11:06 AM

I’m reality

by Anonymousreply 36April 16, 2022 11:07 AM

I'm hair dye that doesn't melt in the sun.

by Anonymousreply 37April 16, 2022 11:09 AM

I'm non-alcoholic drinks other than Mountain Dew.

by Anonymousreply 38April 16, 2022 11:10 AM

First Ladies who didn't pose naked for dirty magazines.

by Anonymousreply 39April 16, 2022 11:12 AM

I am a mask wearer and proud of it.

by Anonymousreply 40April 16, 2022 11:21 AM

I don’t sound like a hayseed when I speak.

by Anonymousreply 41April 16, 2022 11:22 AM

I'm the shitty little town that Trump didn't make great Again

by Anonymousreply 42April 16, 2022 11:25 AM

I'm a not suspended Twitter account.

by Anonymousreply 43April 16, 2022 11:29 AM

leshbeens who don't like 3-ways with grade A, he-man dick.

by Anonymousreply 44April 16, 2022 11:32 AM

Clothing that isn’t camouflage or NASCAR T-shirts.

by Anonymousreply 45April 16, 2022 11:32 AM

I'm a word with more than two syllables

by Anonymousreply 46April 16, 2022 11:33 AM

I'm breathing through the nose.

by Anonymousreply 47April 16, 2022 11:34 AM

I’m an Ivy League-educated Black female jurist who just got appointed to the US Supreme Court.

by Anonymousreply 48April 16, 2022 11:39 AM

I'm Public Health.

by Anonymousreply 49April 16, 2022 12:09 PM

I'm fully vaccinated...plus two boosters, along with wearing a mask.

by Anonymousreply 50April 16, 2022 12:13 PM

I'm Fauci..

by Anonymousreply 51April 16, 2022 12:14 PM

I'm the trap that looks less like a man than their wife.

by Anonymousreply 52April 16, 2022 12:15 PM

I’m class.

by Anonymousreply 53April 16, 2022 1:05 PM

CNN

by Anonymousreply 54April 16, 2022 1:14 PM

I’m progress

by Anonymousreply 55April 16, 2022 1:20 PM

Again I feel like I live in an alternate universe/reality when I visit DL

I know about 10 Trump supporters, some were trainers at my gym and they were smoking hot as hell, masculine alpha males, that most on the DL would kill their own mother's to get with

Even conservative women, as studies have shown, are more likely to be in better physical shape than liberal women, less likely to get butch dyke haircuts or call themselves"Queer" or dye their hair punk or blue and call themselves"they" etc

I hate Trump but one of the things I hate is how hot a lot of Republican/Trump asskissers are

Even on Facebook, I'll look at a profile of a Trump lover and these guys are 100% pure hot masculine men, why can't gay men or even more liberal men look this good

I mean my Trump loving cousin is a firefighter, and let's just say, he's very hot, of course I won't do nothing because he's straight and my cousin and most of the firefighters at his firehouse are all hot and Trumpers

Most men that are cops and in the military are Trumpers, the he men that gay men fantasize about

We get a be hairdressers and interior decorators

by Anonymousreply 56April 16, 2022 1:21 PM

Damn you’re fucked up, r56

I find plenty of hot guys who aren’t ugly on the inside like trumpers are.

by Anonymousreply 57April 16, 2022 1:28 PM

R56 not all of life is your Florida Trailerpark

by Anonymousreply 58April 16, 2022 1:31 PM

I am the correct use of apostrophes...

by Anonymousreply 59April 16, 2022 1:36 PM

News that isn't propaganda.

Fact checking.

Statistics.

Losing the Civil War.

The results of the free and fair 2020 election.

by Anonymousreply 60April 16, 2022 1:42 PM

R58 I live in the Northeast and none of these guys are trailer park

My old personal trainer, was a hug Trumper and probably the hottest guy I've ever seen in my life, he looked like Paul Newman mixed with Chris O'Donnell, he ever had a huge gigantic bubble butt and he was banging a lot of the women at the gym

Hell even his teeth seemed perfect, straight and super white

Th only ugly part about him was him being a Trump supporter

Totally hot alpha male dude, his name was Paul, damn he was hot

They don't make gay men this hot, only if their bisexual, hell even liberal straight men with their manbuns are never this hot

by Anonymousreply 61April 16, 2022 1:43 PM

Disney

Mr. Potato head

Dr. Suess

Rainbows

Soy

Fashionable clothing (males)

Proper grooming (males)

by Anonymousreply 62April 16, 2022 1:44 PM

@r56, "I know about 10 Trump supporters"

This is why DL might not be right for you 🙄

by Anonymousreply 63April 16, 2022 1:48 PM

R63 I Know them in my life, many were friends and family before Trump became President and many were former Democrats

Again, look at every hot manly occupation from firefighter to police officer to construction workers to electricians

Most of these hot guys are Trump supporters unfortunately

And DL knows it's true deep down inside, no gay man is fantasizing over a dude with blue hair and nailpolish who calls himself "Queer" and who mimic's "strong and sassy Black women" and whose occupation is a hairdresser and is a huge liberal

No one is

by Anonymousreply 64April 16, 2022 2:01 PM

^ Ok, let put it another way, I don't care how "hot" a guy is if everything else about him screams total asshole I'm not turned on

by Anonymousreply 65April 16, 2022 2:04 PM

it's already mentioned, literacy. they all consider it dangerous

by Anonymousreply 66April 16, 2022 2:15 PM

I am a gym

I am a college educated

I am worldly travelled

I speak other languages

I am a successful non white immigrant that live in a blue state and votes Democrat

I support Ukraine

I am a vegan

by Anonymousreply 67April 16, 2022 2:18 PM

R67 most Trumpers workout

Since most tend to be alpha males, they're the bros that live at the gym

Even conservative women are said in studiea to be in better shape that liberal women

In fact the whole fat acceptance for women m dia thing was pretty much started by overweight liberal "women of color"

That's another thing that triggers Trump supporters "fat acceptance and pushing that unhealthy lifestyle on our children, Obesity will kill you!"

by Anonymousreply 68April 16, 2022 2:22 PM

"most Trumpers workout."

Because they're inspired by the great physical condition their idiotic cult leader is in, with a physique remarkably like a 9 month pregnant woman?

"Since most tend to be alpha males, they're the bros that live at the gym"

That's a very small segment of the Trump population. For most Trumpsters, getting out of their Barcalounger to go to take a piss and get another beer out of the fridge is the most exercise they ever get.

by Anonymousreply 69April 16, 2022 2:32 PM

I'm a woman who finds him disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 70April 16, 2022 2:55 PM

[quote] [R67] most Trumpers workout

Is that why these hot alpha studs are too busy to show up at the rallies and, as a result, make these rallies look like "People of Walmart" conventions?

And the right wing calls us delusional?

by Anonymousreply 71April 16, 2022 3:17 PM

Remember how hot the "buffalo man" was at the January 6 Capitol "tour"...

by Anonymousreply 72April 16, 2022 3:22 PM

He looks like a balding accountant without the costume.

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by Anonymousreply 73April 16, 2022 3:30 PM

Imports.

by Anonymousreply 74April 16, 2022 3:31 PM

[quote] [R67] most Trumpers workout

I question "most" in that statement. We all saw the footage from the 01/06/2021 Capitol riot. And that didn't look like an Abercrombie and Fitch photoshoot to me.

by Anonymousreply 75April 16, 2022 3:33 PM

R71 that insurrection isn't indicative of all right wingers

In general, conservatives tend to be more fiband in better shape than liberals, I've heard liberals say the reason is because they can afford to be healthy and eat better as they're less likely to be on welfare

I went to the doctor last week and some guy in the waiting room put on Fox News and they had a big segment on the Left "normalizing obesity" with their far acceptance movement and they showed Lizzo and the hosts were acting like the left were pushing pedophilia, it was the most horrible thing to them and "what about you he children who think obesity Is normal, it'll kill them, that's what it'll do!"

Anf again almost every hot masculine guy, I've had conversations with at the gym have unfortunately been big Trump supporters, everyone of them

Like I said, that makes them ugly on the inside but outside they're many on the DL's idea alpha male, a lot of them hunt too and are in masculine professions

by Anonymousreply 76April 16, 2022 3:55 PM

[quote] that insurrection isn't indicative of all right wingers

But your claim is? The media presents a not so pretty picture contradicting your claim. So yeah, play the Q-Anon game how things "really" are.

by Anonymousreply 77April 16, 2022 3:59 PM

R77 again, I'm not a Trumper but the SAD reality I've come across is that most Trumpers are hot as hell, masculine, alpha, dominant men, most frat bros and guys that work out in groups, almost all the guys at my cousin's firehouse, the military and police forces are almost all conservative Republican blue collar guys etc

I said I wish it was different, I actually was talking to this hot masculine bisexual guy and he told me he LOVED Trump and I stopped talking to him after that

by Anonymousreply 78April 16, 2022 4:02 PM

Reason

Evidence

Education

Pedophilia

by Anonymousreply 79April 16, 2022 4:05 PM

Hillary

by Anonymousreply 80April 16, 2022 4:06 PM

[quote] again, I'm not a Trumper but the SAD reality

Your SAD reality isn't reflected by public awareness, as a self-proclaimed non-Deplorable, why are you so eager to change that particular perception?

Alt-Right troll overplaying his hands - as usual.

by Anonymousreply 81April 16, 2022 4:15 PM

It's DeTurdo or a. Some self loathing piece of shit, in any case.

by Anonymousreply 82April 16, 2022 4:17 PM

I see that the name of our favorite TikTok troll now gets automatically removed.

by Anonymousreply 83April 16, 2022 4:19 PM

I'm kind of amused that we're expected to believe that someone is asking [italic]every[/italic] hot guy at the gym about their political persuasions.

All the right talking points are definitely being hit, though: queer, they/them, fat acceptance, pedos, firemen & military versus hairdressers & decorators.....

by Anonymousreply 84April 16, 2022 4:20 PM

I’m well-tailored, well-laundered clothing.

I’m deodorant.

I’m soap.

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by Anonymousreply 85April 16, 2022 4:22 PM

I’m a cup of coffee that was purchased in a coffee shop, rather than purchased at a gas station or 7-11.

My sister is a cup of pumpkin spice latte. She’s terribly sensitive to sun exposure, hence she only comes out during winter months.

Frauen LOVE my sister, much more than they love me. 😔😔

by Anonymousreply 86April 16, 2022 4:49 PM

Yeah go right ahead and endlessly argue with the troll who repeats “Trump men are hot” over & over because it sets you off. You just *have to* argue with her…and it is a she, a psycho housewife named Pat from Indiana who lives online, just like JT LeRoy.

by Anonymousreply 87April 16, 2022 4:51 PM

R78 most white men are Republicans, whether they are hot or ugly. The only ones who aren't are hippies, creative types, or highly educated guys. The fattest states are red states

by Anonymousreply 88April 16, 2022 4:52 PM

Thinking that pee pee girls are nasty and disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 89April 16, 2022 4:54 PM

Being non-evangelical or Catholic fundamentalist.

by Anonymousreply 90April 16, 2022 4:56 PM

Being agnostic or atheist..

by Anonymousreply 91April 16, 2022 4:58 PM

Refuse to watch Miss Lindsey on Fox.

by Anonymousreply 92April 16, 2022 4:58 PM

R88 yup and most POC are extremely religious and probably wouldn't vote Democrat if Republicans did more for minority support

A few years back as study was done and it showed that Blacks were the most likely group to be religious and they disproportionately made up a huge percentage of people who identify as Christian

But according to DL logic all Christians are white, redneck, straight Trump supporters

Whatever makes you sleep at night

by Anonymousreply 93April 16, 2022 5:25 PM

R88 I think there are hippie Republicans now

by Anonymousreply 94April 16, 2022 5:27 PM

Wiping your arse.

by Anonymousreply 95April 16, 2022 5:29 PM

Doublewide trailers

by Anonymousreply 96April 16, 2022 5:38 PM

R56, even the hottest Nazi in Hitler's army was still a god damn fucking Nazi. Being a supporter of Fascists is a total boner killer for me.

by Anonymousreply 97April 16, 2022 5:43 PM

Everything Trump is sans the ignorance, bigotry and racism.

by Anonymousreply 98April 16, 2022 5:48 PM

OP will have blood on his hands when Trump is elected in 2024. We’ve learned nothing; a nation of stunted, petulant toddlers.

by Anonymousreply 99April 16, 2022 5:51 PM

R93 This is not a place where intellects gather lol

by Anonymousreply 100April 16, 2022 5:52 PM

R93, POC generally are not evangelical, usually Catholic and Baptist.

The majority of white, Christian, conservatives identify as Evangelical Christian. Evangelical is the key to moron town.

by Anonymousreply 101April 16, 2022 5:53 PM

But it is a place where right wing trolls gather. Case in point: R99=R100.

by Anonymousreply 102April 16, 2022 5:53 PM

I already had it on ignore, R102, so I never even notice they're here until someone talks to them.

by Anonymousreply 103April 16, 2022 5:55 PM

I don't shop at Bath and Body Works. Or Dollar General.

by Anonymousreply 104April 16, 2022 5:56 PM

I’m being knowledgeable on issues beyond just parroting soundbites from Fox News.

by Anonymousreply 105April 16, 2022 6:11 PM

Dr. Fauci

Nancy Pelosi

Hillary Clinton

Jimmy Kimmel

Rachael Maddow

Gov. Gretchen Whitmer

AOC & the Squad

Rosie O'Donnell

by Anonymousreply 106April 16, 2022 6:17 PM

Mary Trump

CNN

MSNBC

by Anonymousreply 107April 16, 2022 6:19 PM

God didn't make no Adam & Steve!

by Anonymousreply 108April 16, 2022 6:20 PM

Michael Cohen testimony & interviews

by Anonymousreply 109April 16, 2022 6:30 PM

Criticism of Putin

by Anonymousreply 110April 16, 2022 6:34 PM

I don’t fuck my daughter.

by Anonymousreply 111April 16, 2022 6:36 PM

Migrants - though their corporate masters are pushing the undocumented migration for cheaper labor & added consumers.

by Anonymousreply 112April 16, 2022 6:37 PM

R102 How is my comment right wing? Its ANTI Trump

by Anonymousreply 113April 16, 2022 6:38 PM

[bold] M E M O R A N D U M[/bold]

FROM: Boris Badenov

TO: Natasha Fatalova

DATE: 16 April 2022

We are finding that claiming that all hots men are Trumpers is very good trolling. Dmitri is posting on Sodomite website how all Trump mens is hot alpha males with large rounded buttocks and giant penises who sex many Trump women who are also hot.

Homosexuals is very upset by this, keep engaging with Dmiitri that is not true that Trumpists is fat but not claiming that Liberals are having hot gym bodies.

Gregor feel that this focus on body is excellent as Homosexuals want to have the hot buttocks to attract the pensises of the Alpha Males in gym

Distracts them from posting about One-Six and claim they are having gym bodies too and looks ten years younger.

We will attempt strategy on Reddit and Twitter next week. Tatyana to provide follow up memo on detailses.

by Anonymousreply 114April 16, 2022 6:47 PM

Reading NYT and The New Yorker.

by Anonymousreply 115April 16, 2022 7:13 PM

R115?

READING ANYTHING that isn’t a Bible or some extremist bullshit online.

FIFY.

by Anonymousreply 116April 16, 2022 7:22 PM

[quote]Even conservative women, as studies have shown

Which studies, and who were they funded by? Links or stfu.

by Anonymousreply 117April 16, 2022 9:18 PM

People who want to ban guns in school but are opposed to banning books.

by Anonymousreply 118April 16, 2022 10:20 PM

People who would allow abortions due to rape or incest.

by Anonymousreply 119April 16, 2022 10:23 PM

I’m a salad. Or even a side of steamed vegetables.

by Anonymousreply 120April 16, 2022 10:58 PM

I'm a book mobile.

by Anonymousreply 121April 16, 2022 11:11 PM

Electricity goes off while watching the TV series: Mountain Monsters.

by Anonymousreply 122April 16, 2022 11:17 PM

Grocery store ran out of pork rinds (pig skins).

by Anonymousreply 123April 16, 2022 11:22 PM

On a rare occasion, seeing a trans person that is not Caitlyn Jenner on TV or in a magazine.

by Anonymousreply 124April 16, 2022 11:26 PM

The wife forgot getting the beer when she bought gas for the F-150.

by Anonymousreply 125April 16, 2022 11:31 PM

An invitation to the opera, or an orchestra concert, or visiting an art show or gallery.

by Anonymousreply 126April 16, 2022 11:34 PM

Lost cassettes of Kid Rock.

by Anonymousreply 127April 16, 2022 11:36 PM

The "libural" wins a WWE wrestling match.

by Anonymousreply 128April 16, 2022 11:40 PM

Starbucks cups

Target

The NFL

NASCAR since they banned the Confederate flag

Marvel movies

The Dixie Chicks

Taylor Swift

Vaccines

Free COVID tests

Black people voting

by Anonymousreply 129April 16, 2022 11:47 PM

[quote]The "libural" wins a WWE wrestling match.

I'm now remembering this guy:

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by Anonymousreply 130April 17, 2022 12:03 AM

Is the alpha male obsessor gone yet?

by Anonymousreply 131April 17, 2022 5:16 AM

I'm a movie that doesn't have any explosions.

by Anonymousreply 132April 17, 2022 5:31 AM

I’m any city above 10,000 population.

by Anonymousreply 133April 17, 2022 7:54 AM

I'm any tv anywhere that's not tuned to Fox.

by Anonymousreply 134April 17, 2022 8:14 AM

The red states have the highest rate of obesity in the US. There is no legion of svelte conservative women, etc. They are mostly fat, just like their men.

by Anonymousreply 135April 17, 2022 2:01 PM

I’m a movie with actual dialogue and not just fire.

by Anonymousreply 136April 17, 2022 5:03 PM

I'm arugula.

by Anonymousreply 137April 17, 2022 6:08 PM

r59 I am the correct use of capitalization.

r56 Lives at the Villages.

by Anonymousreply 138April 17, 2022 6:26 PM

I don't own anything with Tucker Carlson's name or image on it. That includes underwear.

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by Anonymousreply 139April 18, 2022 10:26 AM

Hilary Clinton

by Anonymousreply 140April 18, 2022 10:28 AM
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