Lardos thread 26: Butterballs Niall, Lewis, Niko and Gemma

I am a Larry shipper, a Larry believer if you will.

Who are these people, and why do you obsess about their weight? Go outside, take a walk, watch some birds, hug a tree, you need it.

R2 - of course blubbery Niko is devouring the most calorific dessert around and Gemma is proud of him. She'd have double cream on hers.

Patronising R2 - we spend plenty of time outside and only a few minutes a day on this thread.

Meant to address OP not R2 in the first comment.

Fat Niko is so greedy. He chose one of the most calorific desserts he could find. It’s almost like he is tracking which foods have the most calories in them. And of course Gemma is proud of him for choosing a fattening treat. He definitely had a huge meal before that too. Greasy Gemma would eat her cake from a bowl so she could soak her cake in double cream.

We talk on these threads just to have a laugh. We don’t sit here for hours unlike you, R2.

His face is so bloated! Round cheeks and a double chin.

More disgusting photos of Lardass Niko. His armpit/side/back areas look lumpy. Blubber?

Gross. I can hardly bear to look at Niko with his long greasy hair and flabby arms.

There are so many photos of him but this has to be the worst one yet. I didn’t think he was this big but he is actually HUGE! Massive belly and manboobs. Gemma is screaming how hot she thinks he is and how she wants him to crush her with his blubbery body. This photo is just shocking.

Tubby Niall looks great compared to those fat greasy lardos.

Fat Niko looks like a beached whale in that photo. He always seems to wear oversized tops to hide his lard.

What the hell is this?

'Who's that gut lord marching?

Better cut down on your parklife mate - get some exercise!'

Niall looks so wide. Probably gained weight.

I thought Niall looked like he had lost some weight, probably coke binges to help him stop eating.

I think he looks chubby.

His face looks bloated and greasy.

His poor diet makes him look greasy, smoking doesn't help either.

He is just unhealthy. He can’t fix it anymore.

Niko is one hospital trip away from a fatal overdose. With Fataldi and Hog I think it's just booze and coke but Niko looks like a heroin addict.

I agree. Niko looks even unhealthier than Fataldi and Hogran. Those two are unhealthy enough, but Fat Niko is definitely a big drug addict with horrible drinking habits too. He should seek help. But it might be too late now. It is scary, because he isn’t even 30 years old.

And of course Gemma likes his behaviour. The unhealthier, the better.

But how is Niko so fat? Drugs normally have a slimming effect? Don’t they?

Gemma finally posted a photo of HERSELF and she looks like fat Niko! Same long greasy dark hair.

[QUOTE] But how is Niko so fat? Drugs normally have a slimming effect? Don’t they?

Not always! Elvis Presley was a massive junkie and he was fat.

That’s a rare sight, seeing a picture of Fat Gemma. Her hair is very similar to greasy Niko’s hair. Both have greasy, long hair. Probably leaves your hands oily after touching it. She is also pretty chubby, like her idols. And of course there is a photo of a pizza too.

Gemma has very chunky legs. Can't believe that she's taken time off college to go on yet another vacation chasing Lard Channel across Europe! She was in Sweden recently and she went on that ice cruise too.

Her legs are quite lardy. She probably is hiding her belly behind that loose jacket too. It’s really not a surprise, after seeing how much this girl eats. It’s funny how much she looks like her beloved Fat Niko.

She is running after Lard Channel, like it’s her hobby. How many countries is she going to see them in? Did she travel to Sweden for Lard Channel too? The cruise sounded so gross.

Elvis was a massive fat druggy, but someone like Niall who's weight tends to fluctuate must go on coke binges to help him slim down. Smoking a pack a day can also help with supressing his appetite.

R24, thank you. So maybe Niko has a massive appetite even though he is a junkie! We have seen photos of his meals too, so that adds to the theory.

Gemma’s legs are like two huge sausages. Her trousers are barely holding on. The seams are about to burst.

Heavy drinkers ofteb use cocaine so they can drink more without getting sick or falling asleep. Sounds like Niall to me. He said he can sink 15 pints a night and stays out partying til 9am.

15 pints a night is horrendous alcoholism. I wonder what other drugs Niall takes?

R31, maybe speed if he needs to drop weight quickly for a photoshoot. That would cut him down from 5k cals a day to 500.

That is most likely what Niall does. We know Niall devours so many calories daily.

Niall probably does as many drugs as Zayn.

I don’t think Niall does many drugs. Fat Goth Niko is another story though.

Wow, a picture of the two Fat Finns! And what is that second picture? Niko is massive!

Niko is definitely a binger. His weight yo-yos up and down by what looks like 20lbs in a week sometimes

Yeah. I am pretty sure he is a binger. A big binger. It’s weird how he looks like different size every week.

He looks absolutely massive in the photos R36 linked. His face is even bigger than Fat Gemma’s and that’s something…

Where does fat Gemma get the time and money for all these vacations, considering she spends so much cash on food?

She must have rich parents that support her financially! I would love to know how much her weekly food bill is.

And how many times does she eat takeaway food each week? It’s not cheap to order or eat out every day. She is so unhealthy too. Sounds like she doesn’t enjoy healthy meals at all.

She probably spends about £100 a week on takeouts alone before her massive food shop which she needs a SUITCASE for.

I’d imagine that’s about the amount she spends. That will include plenty of burgers and pizzas and her other favourites. I can’t believe she does her huge food shop with a suitcase every week. WHO eats that much? She probably spends another £100 for her groceries. Lots of cereal and processed foods for sure. I believe she doesn’t skip any meals either.

I can't imagine Niall has ever missed a meal either, unless he is out cold due to too many drugs or pints of lager.

Her anons are telling her off for being a massive hog and she proudly answers that she’s had problems with heartburn for years! Super unhealthy.

'Heartburn for years' aged 26? Niall has that too and it's 100% linked to eating and drinking too much.

Niall has it too? This is what happens when you follow your idols example. Gemma’s poor diet has probably caused her heartburn too. Isn’t it concerning how she said she’s had it FOR YEARS? Must be her fattening diet and mass consumption of alcohol. She should go see her doctor.

Niall needs rehab ASAP

I think Niko needs rehab too. Gemma was saying how she loved that Niko had been drinking for days and still hadn’t stopped and when an anon told her off for idolising alcoholism she posted a photo of Niko holding multiple cans of alcoholic beverages. She loves her men UNHEALTHY.

Gemma is so amused by Niko's 24/7 alcohol intake! Probably has ambitions to do the same.

Why does she love the fact Niko is an alcoholic? I can imagine she is drunk all day, all night. Isn’t she always talking about how much she has been drinking and how drunk she is? Are all Finnish people so alcohol centered like Niko and Gemma?

New thread is here.