Queen of Versailles Reigns Again

French people would appreciate it if you all americans would stop associating your mediocre culture with French history and heritage. France has nothing to do with America and you have nothing to do with France. Your unhealthy obsession with France and its culture is seriously starting to get on the French nerves. Do things according to YOUR culture, YOUR heritage, YOUR history. You have nothing to do with France and even less with Versailles. Thank you.

Do they shit behind the curtains and in the plants, as at the original Versailles?

R2 Another American ignorant. Glad I hit your well-known fragile ego. At least France was not built with convicts escaping from prisons, unlike you. The French are on their own land, unlike you.

After watching the family on one of the Below Deck variations, I can say the sons are cute.

However, they are complete and utter assholes.

R3 I’m not American or French but you seem to have a gigantic chip on your shoulder. Shitting in the palace is the best known thing about it

[quote]Your unhealthy obsession with France and its culture is seriously starting to get on the French nerves.

And yet, isn't it funny how the French always have no problem talking shit about the "Americans?"

[quote]Do they shit behind the curtains and in the plants, as at the original Versailles?

I don't know about the humans, but in the original documentary, their dogs certainly shit all over the place.

[quote]After watching the family on one of the Below Deck variations, I can say the sons are cute. However, they are complete and utter assholes.

They weren't that cute & one had bad acne; but most of all, they were complete losers with no class. I like trashy car wrecks as much as the next person, but I see nothing redeeming or charming about this family at all. It's sad that the oldest daughter OD'ed, but given her abomination of a mother & indifferent father, it's no wonder.

That frog cunt is back. The one who never heard of the Louisiana Purchase.

Sorry, everyone, I should have backed up the Citroen.

Escaped convicts? That's Australia, you dumb smelly cunt.

Try to wipe your ass some day. It's the crack where you don't shove the penis-shaped tubes of carbs. Although - hey! Maybe you should!

You might finally have an orgasm! A twofer!

Paris. Where the streets are packed in dog shit.

Fille, s'il vous plait!

The Seigels are right wing counts. I can't even watch this for camp value. I hope she and her fat fuck husband choke on a McNugget while making plans for their next Trump rally.

Is there a left wing Count?

I think went if their kids committed suicide ir OD

Very odd that they would continue this after a child ODd.

Her tits look painful

I’ve always found her compelling. Discovery Plus got a month out of me because of this thread. Some of the show feels staged though. Like her being worried about the Benihana grill but there was already contingencies in place. The older son who seems to be assisting her the most with the project gives me weird vibes. Never in all the years we’ve seen the Siegels has there been any light in her kids eyes. They all have the same empty expression.

Feel bad about her daughter but the foundation stuff is the least interesting part of the show.

Those tits are terrible.

I agree with R11. These entitled white trash MAGATs don't have any single, redeemable, or sympathetic quality.

Their first documentary was entertaining in an 'oh how the mighty have fallen' vibe. Then I'd seen the family on Below Deck, and as soon as the asshole husband asked what 'the poor people were doing ', I couldn't help but think 'making your cheap ass Bravo-cation possible ', asshole. And his sons seemed like entitled twats too, and the wife must've had a lobotomy to prevent capsizing from the giant fake bolt ons.

Although I am curious about the new show.

If you had only performed a Search..

[quote]If you had only performed a Search..

I started this thread first. Maybe you should have performed a search, cunt.

Whole family came off very badly on Below Deck and left shit tips after bragging about how much money they have. And talking about a child they lost to drugs while their young sons were intoxicated for most of the charter was not a good look. Total trash.

[quote] Whole family came off very badly on Below Deck

The documentary from 2012 makes it absolutely clear that they are trash.

I'm an American who loves everything French but not in a pretentious way. I just go there often and prefer their style. Am I an asshole?

Oui.

It’s called cultural appropriation, R23, and it’s worst than the Holocaust.

Those people are common poor white trash with money.

The 19-year-old daughter seems like an Ivanka clone, from the way she styles herself to the way she speaks. It's creepy.

R25 Using worst rather than worse is an even greater crime!

Does her Filipino housekeeper still live in the outdoor playhouse?

Does anyone else get the impression that Jackie might be on the Asperger’s spectrum? She has a bit of that affect. And the fact that she did so well at IBM would speak to a set of alternative traits.

Trumper trash.

Is this where they live?

I was thinking the same thing R13 & R14. It's sad they're too lacking in self-awareness to realize this tacky lifestyle likely contributed to the kid's death.

[quote]Even worse than poo in the hallways, one Princess d’Harcourt obviously thought she needed no toilet at all, and just relieved herself while walking! Her dresses were disgusting, and she always left a trail wherever she walked. Apparently, this habit was an old French habit. They really needed diapers!

I prefer the King of Versailles.

So who’s watching? Did you cry when Jackie finally saw her Morning Kitchen?

Thanks for the Statue of Liberty and for covering part of our revolution, which, unfortunately, brought on your own.

Who knew toucans were so expensive?

This MAGAt cunt and her dim witted crotch droppings don’t deserve a platform, shame on Discovery. They’re what happens when white trash Florida swamp people are given unlimited resources - a disaster. They remind me of those Middle America types who win the lottery and blow it all on mansions and Bentleys before having to turn around and declare bankruptcy.

The hard distended boulders stuck to her chest look so painful and make her look like a refrigerator.

It’s been a year plus since this was filmed, are they living in the house yet? Someone tell me so I don’t have to watch this.

I'm sure it will be a beautiful and elegant looking house when they finally finish it. Can't say the same about the family living in it.

Beautiful and elegant looking? It’s a trashy gauche facsimile of a French palace, next to a swamp in Orlando. I’d say the house and the family are well matched.

She has so many varicose veins in those plumped up titties that, from now on, I shall only call her "Smurfette".

And yet, R1, here you are. Forever trolling and obsessing over an AMERICAN website. Using an AMERICAN advent to access the world. Likely on an American-made/designed computer/operating system. And you think we're somehow "obsessed" with your Arab-infested third-world country? You guys haven't been an economic or military power since the early 1700s. LOL! Mon Dieu! Vous êtes des gens pathétiques!

In a period that can't get enough of crass & vulgar, this woman & her moronic offspring are disgusting & gross. I would only watch this show if they were sort of semi-terrorized each episode (early Sunday morning while everyone is still nursing hangovers, alligators are turned loose in Versailles! Hilarity ensues as the entire family runs for their live & bickers over who they'll feed to the alligators to save the others. Everyone votes for mother!)

you know, you'd think the French had to be doing some heavy drugs to think a giant flying bell delivers candy for Easter but those weakass frogs can't even handle a puff of marijuana. . . and yet they alll smell like dirty hippies, go figure.

Wtf R49? Get out of our trashy Queen of Versailles thread, we want to talk about her fake udders and that money pit of a house, not whatever you’re blathering on about.

Her husband was always hanging on those Miss America contestants. She said in the original doc that he didn't need Viagra but he must be in his 80's now. She also said he was going to trade her in for two 20 year olds but she probably wore him down. His own fault though.

[quote]She said in the original doc that he didn't need Viagra but he must be in his 80's now. She also said he was going to trade her in for two 20 year olds but she probably wore him down. His own fault though.

If the BD episodes were any indication, the old man was done with all of them - his wife, the kids, the whole lot. He seemed regretful about the dead daughter, but not exactly engaged with the living kids.

[quote]It’s called cultural appropriation, [R23], and it’s worst than the Holocaust.

Someone isn't Jewish.

Oh I dunno.. I've been watching it and I find her surprisingly likable and the sons quite hot. hahahaha.

Can someone explain why she hasn't managed to finish the house? I saw the movie and I know her husband took a financial hit ten years ago. It's ridiculous for a house to be in progress for 10+ years when we can build a stadium in a fraction of that time. You'd think that wooden shell would have rotted away by now and they would have to start again.

Do they still have $$ ?? I thought it all went tits up back during the financial crisis? Did they somehow make their money back, or is Discovery paying for these “upgrades” so that they can cash in on the original doc being a surprise hit?

[quote]I thought it all went tits up

Judging from her chest, not all of it.

R57 I walked right into that one.

That house stood unfinished for fifteen years. If the A/C wasn't in and on, I'm sure that place has mold in the walls. Florida is not a place where you leave a house open to the elements.

Didn’t her daughter die tragically? You’d think that would have humbled her.

So was that it? It seemed like the finale but they showed clips from episodes to come. Are they splitting up the season?

[quote] It’s called cultural appropriation, [[R23]], and it’s worst than the Holocaust.

[quote] Someone isn't Jewish.

Or gay, presumably. Lest we forget all the victims of the Holocaust.

The husband owns the tacky, broke down Westgate timeshare/hotel in Vegas, where Barry Manilow plays. Barry actually stays in that hideous penthouse they showed the wife in.

I had to go to Vegas for work a lot pre-Covid, and will try different hotels. Checked out of that dump after the first night and didn't care about getting any money back. And you are assaulted by pushy timeshare people that hover at the elevators.

Florida

[Quote]And you are assaulted by pushy timeshare people that hover at the elevators.

That's what mace and tasers are made for!

Just watched the original doc and have started on the series. Jesus.

[quote]The French are on their own land, unlike you.

I hope they win a prize.

I can't get over how redneck she is despite having an engineering degree from RIT.

The pet gay with the balloon-animal lips is a hot Walmart mess, as is the niece named JONQUIL PEED.

[quote] Do they shit behind the curtains and in the plants, as at the original Versailles?

Better than in the middle of the sidewalk.

Wow. I actually am shocked by how unaffected the mother seems by her child OD ing. I'm not usually the judgemental type in this regard but....yikes.

Don't the Siegels know you can't buy class?

As amusing as they are, I really hate how they treat some of their animals like they're disposable.

All this talk about cute sons, and no one has posted a picture of them.

R68, the name Jonquil was also distractingly bad to me. I didn’t realize her last name was Peed. Oh boy.

There’s also a very mean but very funny moment in the documentary where Jackie does a bitchy impersonation of her.

Jonquil sort of gives me Cousin Shelly from [italic]The Anna Nicole Show.[/italic]

[quote]The 19-year-old daughter seems like an Ivanka clone, from the way she styles herself to the way she speaks. It's creepy.

Debbie goes to the University of Florida and belongs to the mean-girl/rich-bitch sorority, so I'm sure she does that to fit in. You know her sisters must trash her behind her back, though.