Soccer is for guys who can't throw a football

FOOTball? Are you sure that people who are too incompetent to name their own sport should have opinions about the real FOOTball?

The men who play soccer have some of the most beautiful thighs I’ve ever seen…and I have no idea what they do on the field, but man, I love watching them…

American football is for guys who can’t run for more than 90 seconds.

Is it any wonder America took a great sport like football and turned it into fatties banging their heads together until they have brain damage.

Try kicking a ball, rather than holding it and running 10 yards!! US footballers are fat, out of shape, closeted men!

And American football is for pussies who can't play rugby without armor.

Soccer is for guys with more athletic finesse and skill than guys who play American football. Soccer is also for guys who don't suffer long term affects from brain damage.

long term effects

It's the Hot Sexy Men that I only watch any sport really, I like looking at all the masculine naughty bits in motion...(wink, wink) ;-P

^^^ skin tight football pants displaying a nice basket, big cannonball biceps, strong muscular hairy forearms, arm pits and sexy chests occasionally, a delightful surprise, depending on who is wearing the uniform. I just appreciate men being manly men, comfortable in their physicality, unashamed. Yum.

American football is for toxic pseudo machos (“jocks”) who wear shoulder pads and ridiculous helmets. It lacks the grace, choreography, and natural elegance of soccer or - even better- Australian football.

For American men, liking soccer is like wearing a scarf: it subtly telegraphs one’s homosexuality.

Fear that soccer is gay totally explains why American football is so stupid

[quote]US footballers are fat, out of shape, closeted men!

Hare dare you!

Good job, op, nothing pisses off a Brit more then picking on soccer boys in their little shorts and knee socks 😂

Is it true guys who play soccer are all bottoms?

Soccer players are hideous from the thighs up imo. Scrawny chests and really ugly faces. Baseball players are the hottest.

^ Hockey players aren't bad either. At least the ones with teeth

I meant to say from the hips up. Soccer players have great legs obviously

And butts. Don’t forget about their butts.

^ His front ain't so bad either 😛

All Jokes aside, soccer is a really dull sport, it’s also an odd mixture of prissiness and yobbery.

And soccer players seem to be mostly heterosexual….😔

College baseball players have the best asses and thighs, must be all those squats and walking like a duck during long practices, I love watching college baseball just for the eye candy, and they're always adjusting themselves. lol

awww fanks R2, yore sweet you are!

OP, there is one person for each soccer team who regularly throws the ball, the goalie. Oddly, this is the same number of players who regularly throw the ball in football.

Huh, I'd love to see American Football players try Rugby League week after week. Australia, New Zealand and England have the best players. Loads of hit ups, continual running and no 'armour' in sight. Can I say American Football is for Pussies...there I said it.

[quote] there is one person for each soccer team who regularly throws the ball, the goalie.

Ehmmmm y'what?

R24 College baseball playoffs start Friday!

R12 do you think Chelsea F.C.'s resident yank Christian Pulisic could be gay?

Being British, I struggle to assess your men correctly. But if I were a betting man....

Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.

It really is a great example of the difference between US and Europe.

Pulisic has/had a girlfriend in the US. Don't know what their status is now, but I'd doubt that he's gay. Nice-looking guy, pity about the tats. Nothing against his skills, but I'm very tired of the US soccer media's hardon for him.

[quote] Nothing against his skills, but I'm very tired of the US soccer media's hardon for him.

R33 fair comment. Tbf, the attention Puley gets is mostly for the fact that he plays in the world's biggest and most famous league, the Prem (if he were playing currently in Bundesliga, Serie A, or Ligue 1, you'd never hear of him), and afaik is one of only a few Americans to play a prominent role as a starter for a Top Six Prem team in this era. He's a curious novelty, something we in Britain & Europe aren't used to having around.

Football is for sissies.

It's been seven years since Lamps & Stevie had their MLS jaunt, and to this day I'm still scratching my head that barely any of youse had a clue who they were.

My mind cannot comprehend of a world where Steven Gerrard or Frank Lampard are unknown entities. That's what being raised on EPL since nursery does to your head, I suppose.

American style football is for fat asses and asshole fans.

Throwing a ball is a foul called handball.

R35 ha'way...

OP but why--why would you throw a football, though....?....unless it was a corner...literally glitching right now, I don't get what you're on about mate....

American football is a lot more intricate than people who never played will ever know. Try to memorize a playbook!

Op, sorry you are so brain damaged. Better luck on your next life. Oh, never mind, this is the only life you have.

OP is a fat, ugly troll with chronic heart failure and COPD.

I love football because a lot of guys are built like this dude:

Some of them can throw a punch though, OP.