Jack Grealish: Part 14 - National Strumpet

Previous thread, while I remember:

The last time I heard anyone use the term strumpet was Phoebe Wallingford talking about Donna Beck.

Since winning the trophy has Jack taken any time off from drinking, drugging and shagging?

R3 this might be Jack's first day sober in a week.

He's getting in trouble with pundits & journalists for his behaviour. Making bitchy jokes about other players on different teams, encouraging younger teammates to drink irresponsibly, making noise and inciting fans to act rowdy....he's been very, very bad....

She even dances like a skank yenno

Love me some Jack!

Jack is VERY excited to learn whether England newcomer Jarrod Bowen of West Ham is a decent lay.

Jarrod is quite bullishly thick set and very strong, from hardy but healthy farming stock, so Jack's in for a nice ride...

R3 Jack is literally in Ibiza right now. He (somehow) flew there after two-and-a-half days of non-stop partying. He’s after a beach club all-night sesh followed by a g***b***, we presume...

Everyone’s saying Southgate might rescind his England callup over it. If that happens, Jack will only spend the next two months doing more damage with all his off-time...

He's with DJ Russke (Birmingham cult figure) & Chloe Chaloner (cast member from trashy UK reality show IBIZA WEEKENDER), at Wayne Lineker's VIP club.

[quote] g***b***

What is that, R8?

I'm not R8, but "gang bang". Jack is certainly living the scally chav fabulous life at this moment.

Jack had best put his England kits & caps in safe storage.

They might be the last ones he ever gets, and if he keeps up with his lifestyle he'll have to sell them all before he's 40, because he'll be dropped from the Prem as well as national team.

Is there truly that much interest on DL overall for Jack Gealish to warrant 14 threads (and counting), or just a few obsessed souls with stalking issues?

Well probably obsessed souls, but all the other threads get locked so hence another one get launched as Jack always serves up thirst traps and quite often such a slutty mess.

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Makes me want to watch Footballers' Wives, which was pretty trashy-marvelous.

R12 When he is 40 no-one will pay attention to him here. He will be over weight looking 50 has been. Let’s enjoy while it lasts.

Kloppo said: go off drunk Jack!!! I guess??!!!🤷‍♀️idk im about to win a champions league trophy but obviously i wouldn’t know about you kids and your celebrations!!!!

Footballers wives. Loved that show! A true guilty pleasure. Have to see where I can see it. I always use that line w. my husbear done in a real Midlands Chav accent.."Its yoar baby, Jason!".

Shout outs to the stylist for The Face mag who refused to dress him in blue💚you’re doing the Gods’ work sir🙏🌤🏆

Everton, Liverpool & Newcastle all have mid-light springy green Away or 3rd kits, just saying....

[quote] He will be an overweight-looking 50 year-old hasbeen.

Yeah, ‘twill be a sad day when the beer belly comes in.

Poor Sasha seems to yearn for the glory WAG days of yesteryear, now extinguished forever in the current Wagnarok that is the Rooney-Vardy mess.

R22 Sash simply hasn’t got the mettle for topflight WAGdom. To be successful, a woman has to be tough as nails and cold as ice, and keep her baller on a tight leash.

Bless her, she’s already proven herself to have the consistency of lukewarm wet yoghurt, letting Jack walk all over her like she does, and then crying to press when some little girls on the Internet leave less-than-glowing comments on her Instagram.

There are some people who just have that charisma. No, r13 we'll never have enough threads about him.

Did he shave his pits?

R25 many pro footballers today shave their whole bodies, in order to avoid getting hairs ‘plucked’ by opposition players marking them and trying to distract them (yes, it’s an actual thing).

That Jack’s legs & arms are as still hairy and untouched as they are is unusual by the standards of these days. Though he looks to have caved to weeding his chest & pits.

His left leg is bigger. He must be a rightie.

R27 pretty and fuckable and charismatic as Jack is, he does not have admission to the exclusive club of superior beings that is the England Team Lefty Crew.

Big sexy Tyrone Mings, Jordan Pickford, and Phil Foden are the in-house left-handers.

Hendo is starting Uefa final in Paris against Real Madrid.

R29 yeah I know I’m watching right now!!! My Captain looks very sexy and fuckable!!!!!🏆🏆🏆

^^sadly Adam Lallana, Hendo’s first boyfriend and former LFC player, has travelled to Paris to watch the final live and be with Jordan after.

Maybe this is Jack’s fair punishment for being all over Stonesy in the past week...fucking other guys in private for the fun of it is one thing and Jordan can easily tolerate that, but parading around in front of cameras with a teammate acting like boyfriends..not on is it?

R30 he sure does, his butt is so beautiful

R32 mate, the arse on that....

not that any of us would be fucking him, he's absolutely the one shoving you down and showing you who's in charge....

Next Hendo & Jack meet--if they do find time to meet, before September--will it be sweet tearful consolation sex, angry spitting envious hate-sex, or tragic heartbroken breakup sex? Can they pull through the emotional upheaval caused by this sudden reversal of fortune? Is it enough to want and need someone, when they've taken away what is potentially a final shot at greatness for you, or when you've taken one such shot from them?

They won't get their London summer camp together like they have for the past two years, and now they're competing to hold a midfield shirt in the World Cup squad (neither are sure picks). Plus, both are out of favour with their respective management at their club. Doesn't look good for their relationship, on paper...

Hopefully, they both look past their own individual shame and disappointment and fear, and realise that together they have a very good thing going, which is not worth sacrificing over a career speedbump. That it's these rocky times that make or break a couple, and a love like theirs has to make it.

Nice that Gareth is seeing the humour in the World Cup selection situation.

[quote] SOUTHGATE: It’s interesting that I spent the whole of last summer getting hammered for not picking him. Now I’m being told I shouldn’t be picking him. But that’s my world.

One week and counting before we get more silly slut shenanigans (in the only kit Jack has that matters).

Wonder how long it takes to become match fit and burn off all the calories from about twenty pints of liquor consumed inside of a week?

No idea how Graeme Jones puts up with Jack messing about in training all the time. The blowies must be next-level.

Nothing against Grealish, but there have been several articles in the Daily Mail lately about Andy Carroll and does he ever do it for me - so sexy and handsome!

R38 Andy may well be fit, but he isn't a ravenous desperate cockslut, and that's what's so special about Our Jack.

Jack has shot his episode of ‘Pass Masters’ (an England team YouTube challenge series), playing along with his former Villa teammate young Ollie Watkins. Interesting that Jack was included in this game with a Villa lad, and not one of the City boys..😏😌

Of course, Jack flirts up a storm (“y’see that’s what happens, Josh, when you have someone to speed it in there..”), and tries to use his slatternly wiles to cheat and tease and timewaste his way through, which ofc Josh Denzel falls for completely like an absolute simp. Bad boy to play up like this on camera...

Ollie, while surprisingly and seemingly quite resistant to Jack’s charms—he doesn’t even blink an eye at “big man!”/“two touches...”/“you want me to serve it to ya....?🤤”)—has doubtless had his wide eyes opened sexually by Jack, and that training seemingly continues at England camp.

Well, the first day of Nations' League training looks as if it's going marvellously, in spite of the absences of some of our favourites. Mase & Dec seem ok as they can be without Chilly there, and Trent's just about hanging on to sanity without Hendo & Tyrone...

New lad Jarrod Bowen's got calves almost as big as Jack's, hasn't he? Hadn't noticed that, until seeing them in the same photo. Though Jarrod's legs are scratched-up, skinned and pale in that insecurely-and-conspicuously hetero way, whereas the slut we all love keeps his tanned and moisturised (got to take care of the assets, eh?). Wonder if a tough country boy like Jarrod won't be interested in what Jack puts on offer tonight in the St. George's rec room or on the hotel corridor? (and Jack will defo offer himself, of course--this is a nymphomaniac with an attention-disorder we're talking about).

The second Jack walked on the pitch in front of the cameras, he hiked his shorts into knickers.

His "well done, boys" at the end....oh, not quite, Jack--hadn't hit the showers and had them inside you yet, had you...

Looks like someone is sucking and schmoozing her way to the top. The City chairman/She!kh seems mesmerised by that pretty hole...

[quote] Manchester City F.C. chairman Khaldoon Al Mubarak has labelled Jack Grealish one of the most promising players in world football, and believes Jack’s best displays are yet to come for his new side. “Jack, I think, is one of the most promising, one of the most exciting young players in the world,” he told Manchester City’s official website . “He came into this club, he’s a hard worker, he’s an incredible talent. Pep and the coaching staff are delighted with his work ethic, his numbers are good. He’s on the right track and all of us know that he’s going to deliver on the high expectations. Let’s watch his evolution, I think Jack will continue to improve and be a very important player for this team.”

[quote] Upon seeing a quote from Al Mubarak’s interview, Grealish liked a post on social media where he was being praised by City’s chairman. The midfielder will hope to prove the club’s hierarchy right next term as he looks to produce the type of performances to which the Villa faithful became accustomed.

And apparently, newly-promoted club Nottingham Forest haven’t forgotten their former loan whore—sorry, player—in a hurry, either.

[quote] Despite the pressure and discussion around his transfer, though, Grealish did celebrate winning his first league title in style. Having caught the headlines because of his antics at City’s bus parade, he was even name-checked by Nottingham Forest defender Steve Cook, when asked about the team’s celebration plans after securing promotion to the Premier League: “I think we’re going to go full Grealish! I love Jack as a player, and I love him as a human because he lives life. If we can enjoy this moment as much as he did his, I’ll have a good night.”

He's a splendid strumpet.

The traditional and seasonal Arrivals video just dropped.

Jack of course turns up hanging out his arse (metaphorically), could cover his eyes with cotton off the reel. Suppose a week of straight drinking will do that. Gareth isn't shown pulling him for a reprimand this time around, though I'm sure he did, as he has every other time Jack's shown up spent with a hangover. I also want to know why Jack carries two phones with him, one of which is decorated like a young girl's (a big Android with a pink cover)...burner?

At four minutes in, sleepy shagged slurring Jack recovers his energy momentarily, to swoop in and interrupt a moment of filming between Bowen and an SGP staff member, and Jarrod looks visibly surprised and irked by this (unused to...the way Jack is). Maybe Jack isn't going to get as far with him as we first anticipated...

Other highlights of this Arrivals: Coady smacking Declan's arse, Mason trying to play off his exhaustion like he hasn't just come back from a Monaco casino trip, newcomer James Justin pinging to high heaven, and learning that awkward spursy Harry Kane enjoys hiking as a hobby.

R38 tell that to the girls Carroll shagged in his stag Do😅💀🦌

One of the women said she didn’t even know who he was or that he was a footballer getting married, reckons she thought he was some random bloke with a well-paid job in Duba! doing marketing. Tbf Andy hasn’t really reached a level of fame yet...

Floozies and slags, whether male, female, or trans, love them some Jack Grealish and would take him any day over Andy Carroll.

[quote] Floozies and slags, whether male, female, or trans, love them some Jack Grealish

What’s that American saying? “Game recognises game...”

Jack’s getting blamed for Mo Salah’s ongoing contract disputes with LFC.

Essentially, Mo wants a big pay bump and the LFC Captaincy in 2022-3 season or he walks to an international club, and he feels entitled to demand this given the price & wages that the less-talented Jack has received for his move to City.

What Salah, in his adorable ignorance, has not accounted for, is that Jack’s price was set and reached not because of his footballing prowess and his transfer value as a player, but because his hole is like a tractor beam and he’s the hottest slut in the game. Jack got the FHM deal, and somehow I don’t think Mo wants the same..

Her wiglet is looking shaggy

R50 onto what else are men going to hold when they rail the daylights out of Jack?

It’s for function not fashion, that trim...

Mo Salah has certainly done his share of thirst trap posts to show off his body, but he lacks the 24/7 horny quality that Jack possesses.

The way Jack crosses his massive gorgeous legs is so shameless.

Even at a charity function for challenged kids, he still feels compelled to remind everyone in the vicinity that his body is there to be ogled and used.

Reckon it’s been a nice Platty Jubes celebration for Jack? Cucumber sandwiches, pink fizz, and a spot of tea as refreshment between rounds of fucking?

And is he still a favourite of Prince Wellz? Jack did leave the Prince’s beloved Aston Villa in some indignity, after all...

Harry Kane leaping into Jack’s embrace during an England practise five-a-side.

H still wants a move to City, then? Or he just wants a turn with Jack’s arse? (opportunism: Hendo’s on holiday)

[quote] When asked about how it feels to live under media scrutiny, Grealish replied: "It's fine (being England's poster boy). It is what it is. If that's what people think, that's fine. I think it's a good thing to have - and you just have to embrace it. I try not to let anything get to my head. It's all about enjoying it, as long as I'm enjoying myself.”

Well, that you enjoy a myriad of athlete cocks slipping in and out of you was never in doubt, Jack...

Jack’s trying hard to be very nice and sweet to Trent during this camp, presumably in the hope that it will nudge Hendo into answering his calls & texts (the relationship is in a cool moody spell, now the dust from the season finals is settling...)

Wouldn’t be holding my breath, though. Trent hates Jack and always will.

Showing off for the fans watching....

Still giving Jaz Bowen the fuck-me eyes. Persistence is key.

The LOOK on Trent's FACE! She's a bitch-on-wheels and good for her!

Simply WON'T tolerate so much as sharing oxygen or a space in a photograph with Jack.

the way England fixtures mean that for a few short blissful summer weeks we can forget that Jack plays for the emptiest most soulless team in football😔

Jack was just subbed on for Mason Mount in the game vs Hungary in Budapest. At 70 minutes now, and we’re down a goal.

Garethball gives me mento iwness I swear babes

losing to a bunch of Hungarian boys who look like they should be doing prison p0rn

Our little succubus was eyeing up Conor Gallagher during the warm-ups for the Hungary game. Guess Jack's craving some sporting youthful cock tonight...

The tight England kit clings to those curves beautifully, doesn't it?

Everyone online is saying Hendo wouldn't have let England lose this game tonight, regardless of how inconsequential a game it is. And they're right.

The players clearly missed Jordan's shouting and encouragement and passionate energy in organising the midfield....

[quote] England missed the leadership qualities of Jordan Henderson in their 1-0 Nations League loss at the hands of Hungary this evening. That's the view of former Republic of Ireland international Keith Treacy after the Three Lions struggled to make any real impact against their hosts in their competition opener and suffered a first defeat at the hands of Hungary in over 60 years. They were undone in the 65th minute when substitute Reece James was harshly adjudged to have brought down Zsolt Nagy in the box allowing Dominik Szoboszlai to convert the only goal of the game from the penalty spot. Liverpool captain Henderson was omitted from the England squad as Gareth Southgate agreed with the 31-year-old to rest him up after a gruelling season for the Reds. But former midfielder Treacy felt the experience of Henderson was a big miss, particularly after England fell behind. Speaking after the match on Virgin Media Sport, Treacy said: "I think they missed Henderson, I know Gareth Southgate knew what he was doing leaving him out of the squad, he knows what he can do. But having a leader in there who knows what to do when things aren't going well or it's a little bit flat, having Jordan Henderson in there just to pick people up, grab them by the scruff of the neck and put a bit of impetus into the game. There was no leaders in there, Harry Maguire, Harry Kane not really talkers, they inspire by what they do. If they had Henderson in there barking at the lads around him, making sure they're running hard and trying their best, not just going through the motions. You can go through a lot of them, Mount, Kane, Bellingham all just going through the motions. That English team that was on the pitch was good enough to beat Hungary but they just didn't apply themselves. Henderson's been around, Champions League finals, if something's not right he'll bring the lads up around him. Missing a leader that is quite a big deal."

And no-one misses Jordan more than Jack. It must be so hard for Grealo, looking across the dressing room or the training pitch or the bench, and not seeing Hendo there looking back with pride and affection and ever-present lust in his steel-blue eyes for his stunning precious little slut.

Simon Jordan is obsessed with bringing Jack's name into his online rants. Obsessed.

Tonight Jack completed more dribbles in just 28 minutes than any other England player managed in the whole 90 against Hungary.

Jack gave a correction to the press about his feelings toward becoming the biggest slut of—sorry, I mean, ‘competing for then winning the Prem’ this season...

[quote] JACK: I wouldn't say anxiety. Not anxiety, but I was desperate.

R58 short shorts and tight to show his assets

R70 obviously! If you're not looking then it's not working!

Little slut has the kitmen at England training camp burning through all the hot water, washing his shorts on high...

Raz Sterling was one-on-one with Jack in training today.

They have good chemistry, which one would expect given the level of intimacy they must have now.

This thread is devoid of shower pics and G-string pics.

R73 there's such a thing called....imagination....don't know if you've heard of it....

Anyway Jack's an exhibitionist and an idiot plus he spends money like water so invariably he'll leak or sell nudes sometime in the next decade.

[quote] there's such a thing called....imagination

You English people are so quaint.

Jack’s basketball skills suffer when he isn’t showing off for Daddy...

Yesterday Jadon Sancho was openly laughing at him on the court, for being a dumb slut who can’t hit a basket. It’s fine, Jack likes a bit of humiliation sometimes.

He needed to roll up the sleeves on those basketball shorts. May have improved his shot.

R77 good thinking that!

Usually I find dim guys a total turn off, but Jack, bless him, somehow manages to transcend that.

The City boys all know to leave Jack's hair alone....they can touch any other part of him as much as they want, but the trim is off-limits (unless Hendo's there)

Jack's automatic assuming of the Piggy-in-the-middle role when training never fails to make me smile. Baby knows his place!

[quote] Usually I find dim guys a total turn off, but Jack, bless him, somehow manages to transcend that.

R79 probably because Jack's stupidity level transcends 'dim' and enters the atmosphere of 'how does he get dressed by himself?'...

It's hard not to feel protective and fond of someone that vulnerable, no matter how much of a shameless brazen cum-greedy hussy he is.

England social media team seem to be working through a checklist of ‘Things Jack Can’t Do Well At All’, throwing into relief the specificity of his only skill-set (Whoring).

This week’s edition is, ‘Drawing Pictures’. Poor pretty airhead must have missed that week of Reception class.

I like how Jack offers himself as the one to call when you need "relationship advise".

R84 lmao he didn’t even hesitate to nominate himself😂😂

Though I guess when it comes to advice about sex & physical intimacy, there’s no-one better to ask than the person who can’t go a day without it. And, as Declan astutely pointed out there, Jack is the type to always give you an honest opinion (he doesn’t have the capacity or the tact to do otherwise).

The best part of that challenge for me was Jack licking his lips and going dark-eyed when Declan mentioned wanting to cook a ‘slowly cut’ rack of ribs. Either Jack doesn’t enjoy the restrictive training diet prohibiting red meat feasts, or just then he really fancied a shag off slim but strong Dec (we can probably safely assume the latter).

Also, Dec praising the thick sultriness and prettiness of Jack’s eyelashes, and stroking Jack’s fringe (again, he’s done it in videos before). Wonder how Dec’s lad Mason feels, watching this little display from the sidelines? Maybe they’re snagging him as a third for their bedroom tonight...

Jack looks more like a tipsy sorority girl every time I see him in a new training photo.

In tonight's draw with Germany, it was the subbing on of Jack (& Jarrod) that gave England the energy boost and burst of confidence to keep us from a humiliating one-nil defeat. No matter Gareth's feelings about Jack, it's clear now that the national team's prize slut is more or less nailed on as a guaranteed Mundial starter.

R84 funny how the host was gassing up Jack's hot looks and sex appeal as well. "Come on, Jack, you must know what you look like!" Probably helped Jack to feel (over)confident in nominating himself. Love it when the challenges put our stupid bimbo up against the more intelligent boys.

Jack pouting and flouncing because Roméo Lavia said KDB is his favourite City teammate😅

Bonus: Jack absolutely botching the simple French phrase ‘au naturel’

Southgate continues to make digs at our whorelet.

Garef doesn’t like it when attention is diverted from his boy Harry, eh....

not Jack & Trent both unable/unwilling to sing the national anthem vs. Hungary *and* Germany....

so i suppose they have got at least one thing in common after all (being half-foreign and unpatriotic)

Eddie Keogh (the England photog) is losing his touch and his eye for the important details this season yenno...

Was just browsing the Jack tag on Getty, and most of the new pics are all front shots or top-half. This is not Jack's best side, and Eddie should know by now!

Just got to know where to look!

Got to be the most tempting arse in football.

R93 yes you utter legend!!

To take a moment off from ribaldry, and be serious: Jack has become an ambassador for the Special Olympics, as a way to honour his disabled little sister Hollie, and to start using his privilege to do a bit of good rather than just acting up 24/7.

The Hendo Corollary, do we think?

When all these Jack Grealish threads started it was pointed out that besides being dim and slutty, he's also very sweet natured and things like the Special Olympics announcement and footage we see of him with kids, especially those with handicaps, brings this home.

Yes, you can be chavy, working class, untutored, hot & have a heart of gold...Imagine that

The England lads have been enjoying group viewings of LOVE ISLAND in the SGP rec room, to relax after long days of training to prep for the game against fearsome Italy.

Jack seems in high spirits. Is it because there’s a fit exotic IG model girl he fancies (Ekin-Su) entering the LOVE ISLAND Villa? Or because the England lads all become rather more frisky and suggestible after a communal watch of the saucy show...

Baby's been hard at it in the gym, ready and fit to service all the boys in the camp (and the Italians when we play them tomorrow).

Because I think Jack would want us to commemorate Hendo Week, especially in Jordan's absence from Nations' League...

This same week back in 2011, Liverpool F.C. signed Jordan Henderson from Sunderland F.C., on the off-chance he might make a halfway-decent backup midfielder for the club. Signed by LFC legend, Kenny Dalglish, nonetheless Jordan initially had a tough start, with many fans and pundits alike believing he was not good enough to play in Liverpool red - an unjust and clearly baseless criticism that has unfairly followed him throughout his career. Even so, Hendo has never let the hate affect him, not even when his former manager Brendan Rodgers infamously wanted to swap him for Clint Dempsey (WHET him?). Jordan refused to leave, back down and give up, and decided to stay and fight for his place.

Hendo was instrumental in the 2013/14 season Premier League title challenge, with many, including Rodgers, citing his sending-off against Manchester City (booooo) as the main and possibly only reason that Liverpool lost the League Cup that season. In November of 2014, Jordan was made Vice-Captain of the club and, following the Premier League retirement and departure of club legend Steven Gerrard several months later, he was made permanent Captain.

Jordan's most glittering moments, however, have come under the current LFC manager, the beloved Jurgen Klopp. In 2019, with Klopp at the helm, Hendo lifted LFC's 6th European Cup. 2 months later, he lifted LFC's 4th Super Cup, and 4 months after that, he lifted LFC's first ever Club World Cup. His crowning moment came in July of 2020, when LFC won the Premier League for the very first time, making Hendo the only Skipper in LFC history to have lifted the trophy.

Now, 11 seasons later, he’s the most decorated and successful Skipper in the history of LFC, who has led his team to glory by accruing no less than six trophies in the cabinet (the aforementioned Champions League, Premier League, Super Cup, Club World Cup, plus the Carabao Cup and F.A. Cup). If Jordan goes to Qatar this December and plays successfully to the finals with the England squad, he will make history again on the national stage, and once again bring home an accolade no LFC Captain ever has.

This Spring, Hendo signed a contract extension with LFC that runs until 2025, so the club has at ;east three more years to boast of having the EPL's 'Captain's Captain'. Thanks to Hendo for the past 11 years of quality football and winning mentality as well as powerful community outreach--absolute class, lad!

Jack on his back presenting in the SGP gym. A crucial exercise, the floor is where he spends most of his time.

Jack's new moniker in the sports press--England's 'Super Sub'.

You can say that again. He'd strip off, lie down and spread his legs at the sound of a bell.

R97/R97 yes, of course Jack is sweet and kind. There's not been a negative word I've heard said about his heart, whatever people think of his behaviour or background. I agree that not enough is made of Jack's willingness to go out of his way to do decent things for differently-abled kids, hopeful young players, and hardworking local people without his wealth (though he could certainly think about treating attractive women who cross his path a little more respectfully...)

Of course, we can't be blinkered to other motives besides altruism and a good nature. Besides a karma boost, it certainly may help to elevate Jack in the esteem of Gareth Southgate if he can obscure his own misdemeanours with charity work. There is, after all, a starting place in England's midfield currently up for grabs...

sorry but what was that performance tonight? was jack edged out of his tiny brain, or something? woeful performance, we know our slut can do better...

not just him that's coasting, though--most of the players can’t be fucking arsed with this 'league', it’s obvious only a few of the squad have turned up mentally once again, while the rest are imagining golfing or yachting or clubbing in marbella. absolute jokes!!! nothing game or not, when you put on a shirt to start for your country then you should do so with the instantiated burning want to win every fucking game, even if as a way to repay the public who uplift you.

while the rejuvenated italians under mancini are really fucking good, england should be able to match them. this showing was utterly pathetic and shows that a) fixture congestion is a real thing, players are burned out, and papa klopp was right to complain about it to the press all season and keep his players off the national team where possible, and b) no-one in the u.k. is taking this new nations' league remotely seriously, all eyes and thoughts are on the xmas mundial and it SHOWS.

I prefer Ryan GREAsley over Jack GREAlish.

R105 not a footballer and not a Brit so we don't care babes!!!!!!

R106 = blinkered monomaniac.

Jack is so Princess and so easy to fox 👸

A lanky awkward beanpole like Tammy Abraham can easily shove her out of the way and off the ball to save a situation, while Jack’s distracted by the glimpse of a throbbing semi bulging in the shorts of an opponent or the smell of fresh sweaty musk coming off a teammate’s neck...

Jon Nicholson for Football365 has published a fantastic if damning and slightly depressing op-ed about Jack's mystique. tl;dr Nicholson thinks it's all smoke and mirrors, just a gimmick erected by a very cunning and thirsty little slut, for a public who desperately want a glamourous tragic icon. Well, if the boots fit...

Wonder if the Hungarians will get the chance to run their hands all over Jack tonight, like the Italians did the other night?

Always puts up a token fight, our darling fucktoy, but we know as well as him that he's doing whatever the person who's grabbed him wants...

me & Jack both guzzling arsenic bc we're getting slapped about so hard by Hungary and these dodgy UEFA refs rn:

Jacky got in trouble in the Hungary disasterclass (for trying to provoke a ref) and wasn't even playing at the time

Kane tried his best to discipline him but Jack said "who are ya??? not MY Captain" and he was right to take that attitude

don't think its a coincidence that the minute Hendo took a holiday the entire structure and integrity and morale of the team collapsed like a dying star

anyway hope Jack got treated nicely by the Hungarians he had to congratulate in the showers after (4 goals to nil means a lot of punishment for the poor lamb..)