Oscar 2022's Worst Fashions

Amy Schumer

Megan Thee Stallion's dress by Gaurav Gupta. Too over-the-top, too drag queeny.

Tracee Ellis Ross got confused and thought she was going to some kind of porn awards show. Dress by Carolina Herrera.

[quote] Tracee Ellis Ross got confused and thought she was going to some kind of porn awards show. Dress by Carolina Herrera.

The Oscars had its own " Paris Original" moment. How embarrassing.

R4 She looked beautiful. Love her.

Jessica Chastain was on many best dressed lists but I think her Gucci gown looks really tacky. I hate everything about it - the change in color from gold to lilac, the ruffle at the hem. There's something about the look of the glittery fabric that makes it look really cheap. With a less revealing neckline, she could be a tacky Disney princess.

They committed the greatest faux pas women can commit, R5. They wore the same dress to the same occasion.

Kristen Stewart in Chanel.

Oh honey, do make an effort. The Oscars is not the place to strut around in hot pants. And do something with your hair.

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Oh Lord!! Tracee is an affront to the eyes. Kristen looks like she’s been up for 3 days on a coke binge. Jessica looks like she was dressed by that drag queen she portrayed in that movie ( can’t remember her name.) Megan looks amazing. The dress is a bit over the top but her make up and hair are beautiful.

Vulgar [italic]and[/italic] trashy r10!

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True, R12. She was desperate to get noticed.

Isn’t that red Carolina Herrera dress the same one everyone’s favorite duchess wore? It looked just as bad and Ill fitting on her

[quote] Colombian actress Carolina Gaitán looking like a hot mess.

I saw it in the window and I couldn’t resist.

Kristen Stewart and Chastain looked terrible and they have no excuse- great bodies and full access to designers who would kill to dress them. Kristen tried too little and Chastain tried too much.

There was also just too much boob for me- I was nervous about nip slips from Venus and Serena Williams, Tracee Ellis Ross, Amy Schumer. It wasn't sexy, just kind of sad.

Serena Williams in Gucci

Not the worst but not good. Silhouette is too matronly.

Love the hair and that color on her, hate the dress overall r18.

Oh, Serena, just NO on the gloves!

I think part of the problem, R19, is Serena doesn't have a beautiful, feminine hourglass figure and she thought this style of dress would look flattering but it really doesn't. I think it would be hard to dress her. Her hairstyle does look good.

The event should be renamed Hooker Night at the Oscars since they all look like cheap hookers.

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Saweetie looks tacky but it’s music industry fashion. That scene is more risqué. She should have worn something more elegant regardless though. She has a nice figure.

I have to laugh at the facial expression of Serena's escort at R18. He looks like he's about to face a firing squad.

R25, that's not Serena's escort, that's her billionaire husband.

True, R24. Saweetie does have a great figure but when people can see 80% of a woman's breasts, it's really trashy no matter what the context.

Oh okay. Thank you for the correction, R26.

R26 her Thicc hubby!

Paging Monty Hall

Saweetie looked fine. She was at a party, not the Oscars.

R9 Why are they at the Oscars? Same question for Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker.

I’m a fan of the fashion label Off-White but I don’t like the dresses that were worn at the Oscars.

I'll tell you the truth, R32. I've never heard of those singers before and I don't know if they were actually at the Oscars ceremony or just went to an after party. My guess would be the latter.

Worst-Jada, Tracie, the two sisters, Nicole, Maggie and Billie Best-the woman who won best screenplay, Lady Gaga, Dame Judy, Lupita...these people pushed just far enough for them to be out of their comfort zone... Billie's stylist should be shot

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I’ll go with interestingly ugly.

Hahaha, R38. She LOVES the Italian Renaissance.

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“I do not have the figure for high fashion do I said fuck it all to hell.”

R40 She looks like she could be related to Lens.

There is a similarity, R42.

She probably always dresses in punk rock style and she wasn't going to change for the Oscars.

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And I thought Kristen didn't give a shit about the Oscars....

I though Chris Rock's reference to G.I. Jane was a comment on the green abortion Jada was wearing.

I. along with every other person, wish that Joan were still around to see today's special Fashion Police episode.

You won't see great fashion since they decided to invite the hip-hop crowd to show "diversity."

These weird egg cup necklines on gowns are ridiculous. One must have a taught figure with firm upstanding smallish breasts to make it work. Think of the models who walk the runway. Sagging breasts do not need to be features without correct foundation support.

You have to be built like Zendaya and be her age too to carry it off.

Who is Billie?

Billie Jean King, Rose!

Rira Moreno's outfit was so bad, it could almost make Marlon Brando rise from his grave just so he could "mistreat" her all over again!

R51, I'm confused by R35's post too. I don't know who Billie Best is. The winner of best original screenplay was Kenneth Branagh and the winner of best adapted screenplay was Sian Heder. I've linked to Heder. Her dress wasn't the best one at the Oscars but it's all right.

R51, I assume R35 meant Billie Eilish whose voluminous black dress with ruffles completely hid her figure. Not flattering at all.

Rita Moreno is a nasty old hag who makes biychy comments about long-dead Natalie. She looks awful.

That is a bed spread not a dress r55.

I truly believe in our lifetime, they'll be some d-list celebrity at one of these award shows who will walk on the red carpet (albeit only for a few moments!) COMPLETELY NUDE....course it will be a woman before a man....

[quote] Isn’t that red Carolina Herrera dress the same one everyone’s favorite duchess wore?

Yes and even Meg had the sense to wear it with straps. That’s just a bad dress, any woman with actual boobs would look like an accident waiting to happen in it.

I pretty much hated every "costume" on the red carpet this year.

The best was Jada's but now I hate her whole family

Jada looked like a crochet toilet paper holder doll.

Most of the women last night confused the Oscars with some second-string Porn Awards show, and dressed accordingly.

There's never been a nude celebrity at the Oscars, R58, but a male streaker ran across the stage at the 1974 Oscars when David Niven was making a presentation. It's at the 55 second mark. You don't get to see his naughty bits.

Serena Williams' dress works much better if you cover the pointy shoulder pads and chiffon sleeves up with your fingers, imagine a sleeveless gown, with the waist cinched in - or maybe with just some light chiffon fragments falling over her shoulders or a portion of her upper arms. I also think it would have looked more feminine with the neckline cut a little higher.

Meghan Fox nearly went naked once.

Sorry VMAs

Then we sometimes have the opposite problem - actresses who are too modest. Olivia Colman in a silver pleated Dior gown. It looks like an oversized sack. Not the worst dress, by far, but could have been much better. Are bat wing sleeves ever attractive? I doubt it.

[quote] . It looks like an oversized sack.

Honey, look at what's in the sack. If Olivia Colman isn't 200 lbs of potatoes, I don't know what is.

True, R68. Olivia's figure is far from perfect but I still think she could have found something more flattering.

Even if that dress/pantsuit is ultimately not well designed, I actually really liked Ariana DeBose's look, she wanted old school Hollywood glamour but she didn't want to abandon who she was - you end up with formal glamour mixed with laid back, almost beach bum chic, it might not have worked on someone else, but it suited her, she had the personality and the poise to pull it off, I thought she was glowing and looked gorgeous in that colour.

Billie’s dress looks like a Project Runway challenge using garbage bags. Jada’s looks like a tossed salad.

So many of these are over-designed with cheap fabrics.

Renate Reinsve in Louis Vuitton

Interesting but still quite ugly. The dress made Vogue's best dressed list.

Christ, I have zero eye for fashion, and these are all terrible. Who actually *did* dress well?

[quote] Billie’s dress looks like a Project Runway challenge using garbage bags. Jada’s looks like a tossed salad.

Did someone say "tossed salad"?!?!!

[quote]Saweetie looked fine. She was at a party, not the Oscars.

Do you still think Saweetie looked fine from this angle, R31? Way too trashy for me.

Luisa Ranieri looked pretty good in Atelier Versace, R73.

I also liked Saniyya Sidney in Armani Privé, R73.

I hope the ruffled part detaches. How would you sit in that damn thing? You'd need an empty seat just for the train.

Jada looks like Game of Thrones. Like the bizarro Sci-fi butch preacher that she is. And how did she get Tawnya Roberts’ face?

Jada’s looks like cooked spinach.

I liked Nicole’s but she looked very anorexic.

Why was Rita Moreno wearing a dead porcupine on her head?

[quote] Jada’s looks like cooked spinach.

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A SLAP??

Saniyya Sidney is gorgeous. That dress is fantastic, possibly the best of the evening.

I liked Renate Reinsve's dress, too.

Soul Glow Oscars

R76, I first read that as Luise Rainer.

Yeah I love Saniyya’s dress too. The colors look beautiful on her and give it a youthful flair that suits her age. Not too stuffy, but still grande. I love Luisa’s too.

I haven’t seen a pic of Nicole yet but it seems there was a trend of strapless fit and flare gowns, because she wore that style too. Very old school. I liked it.

Sorry, I mean strapless ball gowns, not fit and flare.

I loved Maggie Gyllenhaal’s crazy Schiaparelli get-up! I like the shorter runway version better but Maggie always dressy wacky and I’m here for it. Kirsten Dunst in vintage Lacroix (sweetie) looked lovely.

[quote]Why was Rita Moreno wearing a dead porcupine on her head?

Of the more recent photos I've seen, her hair still looks okay. It's not thinning so she doesn't need to cover it up with a hat. I guess she was going for a high fashion look that didn't work.

I wasn't that crazy about Kirsten Dunst's dress. For me, the color was too strong and the ruffled patterns didn't look attractive. Just one person's opinion. It does grab your attention. I thought Lacroix's fashion house closed years ago.

I didn't realise Rita Moreno was 90!

I agree about the color being too strong for her.

Was RIta Moreno channeling Moira Rose?

Aunjanue Ellis in Atelier Versace. Um, no.

Just found out that Dunst's dress is vintage.

Lol, could be, R93.

True, R35. Judi Dench's outfit did look pretty good, considering that she's an older woman and isn't thin. Just didn't like the creasing and the all white color is a little bland.

Moreno clearly wore a wig for One Day at a Time.

Aunjanue Ellis is a terrific actress and I was happy to see her finally get attention this season but all of her outfits were terrible.

I thought it was a no no to wear red on the red carpet. It just looks like you’re part of the floor!

Jada would sure have been embarrassed if Will hadn't won. She dressed for the winner's enclosure!

R94, someone scraped out the inside of a squash and slapped it on her.

Oh I like Aunjanue’s dress. The color is lovely and it’s dramatic.

Link to page six that has all the red carpet looks from the stars (and some “stars”) that went to Elton John’s party.

R 44: jadas dress looked like a giant head of lettuce fell of her head , landed at her feet and attached permanently to her side

Reminds me of a two second horror story

Who the fuck are most of these people?

Billie Eilish looks the Babadook.

I don't know most of these people. The best dress I saw was the one that the blond writer of the coda was wearing. the disco dress. Beautiful and simple. Almost every dress had a leg spilled.

Rebel Wilson is living proof that being the fat girl with the "pretty face" does not mean you'll still have a pretty face when you lose weight. Also, she seems to have had teeth two sizes to big for her mouth.

R107 I honestly think some people are born to be fat. They look better fat and when they lose weight they just look odd or gaunt.

R17 Venus had a major nip slip. She, of all people, should have known better. Styled by Law Roach, didn’t they realize the dress was way too wide in the neck for her tits?

R6 I despise glitter fabric. Too cheap and tacky to get embroidery or crystals.

Someone named Saniyya doesn’t belong at the Oscars

What was Megan The Stallion doing at the Oscars?

r26 I don't think he is a billionaire. Very rich but not that rich.

Look at Will and family, Joe Jonas, Jessica Chastain—who looks great.

Love Gaga’s and a few others.

Kim is so disproportionate which makes her ugly to me.

A few thoughts on the link at R103

Shit, some of those women are painfully thin. There's one there whose ankles are smaller than my wrist. I feel someone should be doing Live Aid a gig for these girls.

Late aughts hooker shoes are back!

What the fuck did Zooey Deschanel do to her face. Didn't look like her.

Jane Seymore must have a portrait aging in her closet. Zooey should find out who her surgeon is and make an appointment stat. Looks like Jane's a rare case of someone who didn't need to chose between her ass or her face.

WTH happened to Katie Holmes, Rosanna Arquette, and Evan Peters? They all look like they got sucked dry by the cryptkeeper.

Mindy Kahling has really put on the pounds, which is odd because her Instagram page is full of "recent" photos where she looks much thinner and people are commenting about it.

Kourtney Kardashian looks like she's on drugs along with Travis B. She looks simply awful.

And of course Travis is grabbing her ass.

The Arquette sisters look terrible.

Mindy’s dress is awful.

Zoey Deutch looks glamorous.,

Rita Moreno is annoying attention whore.

Rita Ora’s is my favorite of the night.

r91, I'm not sure what's going on, Kirsten Dunst's Lacroix dress seems to change colour from photo to photo, it's at lot softer here and in others

Doesn’t Elton know any famous people to invite to his party besides Gaga?

Sandra Lee's dress was transparent and she was wearing a thong underneath. Really trashy.

There were so many fugly dresses, they outnumbered nice ones.. of course very few are watching but the media. Rita's dresser needs to be bitch slapped.

If this is what happens when Weinstein is jailed I say we need him back, desperately.

Haha, R123. I still don't like that color. I guess I'm more into pastels or jewel tones.

[quote]R6 I despise glitter fabric. Too cheap and tacky to get embroidery or crystals.

The dress is Gucci so I assume the fabric is expensive, R110. Maybe the dress looks much better in person but judging from that photo, the fabric honestly looks like some super cheap, gaudy synthetic material you'd find in a cheap dress shop for people with tacky taste.

[quote]R91, I'm not sure what's going on, Kirsten Dunst's Lacroix dress seems to change colour from photo to photo, it's at lot softer here and in others

R123, I like the color of Luisa Ranieri's dress at R76. Not sure how good it would look on Kirsten Dunst.

It was the tit Oscars, and not in a good way.

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i thought Lily James' dress was very pretty

Penelope Cruz in Chanel. Not horrible but not great. Skirt is fine but the dress from the waist up is disappointing.

True, R135. Lily is young and pretty enough and sexy enough to pull off that dress.

R73, Zendaya looked great in her unconventional outfit by Valentino Haute Couture.

I thought Niecy looked great.

Serena should’ve lost the gloves and worn some long diamond earrings instead. I don’t know if it was stylist or Gucci misdirection, but the gloves don’t make sense at all. People haven’t been accessorized well lately.

^^^ No way, Sanjay. She has ugly knees and cellulite on her thighs and she's 52.

R141 is directed at R139.

oh it's the Zendaya troll r138...she doesn't look that great, honestly.

Be careful what you write, R143. Zendaya was on Vogue's best dressed list. You don't want Anna Wintour coming after you.

I ain't afraid of no ghost...er, I mean Anna

[quote]Jada didn't wear the dress. The dress wore her.

The dress looks like it's devouring her.

[quote]Luisa Ranieri looked pretty good in Atelier Versace.

I originally read this as Luise Rainer and was so disappointed when I realized it was someone else.

Nah, R147. Luise Rainer died years ago at the age of 104. If she were alive today, she would look frightful and would have to be wheeled down the red carpet.

Anya Taylor Joy in Dior.

Sorry, hon. This look is more appropriate for a high class orgy than the Oscars.

Tessa Thompson

I guess Schiaparelli is a reliable source for wacky fashion.

This has to be and will probably go down as the trashiest Oscars in history at least I hope there are no more of them. The dresses all looked cheap. No glamour at all. Not to mention the slap heard around the world. The last gasp of the US. We have turned into a trashy mess. The world has been laughing at us since 2016. And we keep proving the world right. My family has been here since before its inception and from now on I'm calling myself Canadian. Too embarrassing to be an American.

R132: That’s the first time I’ve seen Janelle Monae in a bad look.

Emily Ratajkowski in vintage Armani Privé. The top looks amazing but still reveals too much cleavage.

Emily R looks fantastic, R153. She's managed to keep that body, and her face still looks good.

She does look good, R154, including her cleavage but her outfit could be more modest.

Dakota Johnson in Gucci. I hate the muted colors. How does she eat soup in that feathered dress?

I thought janelle looked great

Nah, I don't like the way she's squeezed into that dress, R156. The outfit somehow emphasizes the flaws in her figure and her hair is terrible. Not flattering.

R136 I don't care for the neck thing but she always dresses well.

All these new little "actresses" (I use term loosely) all look alike. Most all have bloated lips.

The dress looks better from this angle, R158.

Kristen Stewart wearing Chanel at the Vanity Fair party. Not horrible but the neckline doesn't suit her and the dress emphasizes how flat chested she is.

Um no, Zendaya.

Usually there is a bit of consensus about what’s in for the season. Color is really in one year or black is back! for another. It was a really mixed bag this year. A lot of boobs on display as well. Overall, disappointing imo.

[quote] Janelle Monae at the Vanity Fair party, wearing Christian Siriano.

Really hate that dress. Disappointing that Christian would design that and that Janelle chose to wear it. She’s so gorgeous she can do better than that.

So many of the dresses were better suited for a music awards show than the Oscars.

Zendaya at r162 - she looks like an alien stick figure on stilts.

Stewart's dress at R161 looks a bit like elegant sleepwear.

Adwoa Aboah's see-through dress by Christopher Esber. Stunningly ugly and vulgar.

Yup, all of the women attending the Oscars and the after parties must have been communicating behind the scenes and decided on a "show your boobs" theme.

She looks THRILLED to be wearing that dress r166

Horrible choice. And that’s a woman who has the body to wear whatever she wants and she chose that?

Haha, R167. She's probably nervous because she's gotten negative reactions from other people for wearing that dress but she's trying to put on a brave face for the photographers. Still don't understand why she chose to wear that dress. She probably thought she would get a lot of good press for being edgy.

Of course, I've seen many fashion shows where you can clearly make out the model's breasts because the fabric is semi transparent. I just thought that women chose not to wear those kind of dresses in the real world.

[quote] Adwoa Aboah's

Who???

I'm just looking for the worst dresses, R170, not the biggest celebrities.

I vote for Timothee's shirtless tux as the worst male outfit.

R103 EWWW who invited Lea Michele? And I'm sorry, but Anok Yai looks like a praying mantis.

[quote] I'm just looking for the worst dresses, [R170], not the biggest celebrities.

The message wasn't directed at you, dear. Relax.

Okay, dear.

Sophie Hunter in Dior Haute Couture. I like the design of the dress but the color is too drab.

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I'm tired of men looking at us as sex objects. I have a mind too, you know.

So many trashy, vulgar dresses. “See how close I can get to being naked!” Bad hair and makeup and subpar accessorization. And most of the men looked like unmade beds. One star, would not recommend.

What is it with female Hollywood actresses and their crass obsession with boobs? We get it. You have them. And so does 50% of the world’s population, including every single one of our mothers and grandmothers. Not a single one of the gratuitious titty dresses were flattering. Not one.

i found all the "cut out" exposure dresses to be really gratuitous.

Oscar glamour died with Joan Rivers. Soooooo many horrible dresses and accessories this year. Joan really did keep celebrities on the top of thier fashion game.

JFK they constantly scream about metoo and how sexist men are and then they wear the trashiest dresses that show their breasts. And then they cry when men objectify them.

^^^JFC

Completely agree with the above posts.

Why would all these people be invited to an Oscar after party? Marlee Matlin? Sharon Osborne? Leah Michelle? I don't get why the guest list is that large filled with people nobody has heard of in years.

Too many " celebrities" had no relationship to the film industry, but were a part of the music and hip hop scene, which is notoriously trashy. It was the attempt to show "diversity." Yes, there was traditional Oscar fashion, dubious fashion, and ghetto.

Here’s some glamor:

Sorry to disagree, R188. I've always thought red and black was too strong of a color contrast.

What was Adwoa Aboah, and Tessa Thompson thinking!? Just awful.

You don’t have to like the color combo, but she has her hair up and looks polished and refined, no?

R186 Matlin was in Coda.

True, R191. She looks much better than all the fashion dont's on this thread.

I wonder how much Kristen Stewart paid for the awful hairstyle when she was wearing the hot pants. Probably a lot.

[quote]JFC they constantly scream about metoo and how sexist men are and then they wear the trashiest dresses that show their breasts. And then they cry when men objectify them.

Women showing their breasts is empowering 😂.

Jeff Goldblum didn't look too bad. Good for him for taking a risk, but the tie is so skinny it looks a bit silly.

But up close, the different patterns of the jacket and shirt are a bit much.

I’m not feeling Jeff’s outfit. He tried for something different but it’s just too much for me.

Finally saw Nicole Kidman’s dress in People magazine. I really really hated it.

My award for best of the night is definitely Saniyya Sidney. the dress she wore was even prettier up close. There were some other dresses I really loved too but mostly from more lesser known starlets.

Tracee’s dress was even worse than the pic posted in this thread. Downright scary.

Nicole's dress isn't bad but the peplum skirt is a bit of annoying, unnecessary ornamentation in my opinion. I like the color.

Funny, the more I keep looking at it, the more I like the peplum skirt.

If Kidman lost another 20 hairs, she'd be the spitting image of Gollum. I've noticed this with a lot of the garments worn this year, but there's a lot of bad creasing in the fabrics. I'm sure the intense lighting they're under doesn't help, but the wrinkling in Kidman's dress just makes it look cheap. I've noticed that on a few others too. Clothes really just don't look as good as they used to, even on the famous.

I love Nicole’s but she is too thin.

They all looked like the Hookers of Hollywood were let loose that night.

Some of those women looked like a nightmare on Halot Street

^Harlot

Red Carpet or Scarlet Street?

OscarsSoGhetto. Jada got her wish.

Question, are the 70s coming back, or a version of the 70s?

There have been a lot of funny things that happened at the Oscars. I used to tune in just to see if someone would do a little feather or some of the other stupid things these entitled actors do. The only thing that even comes close to this was the streaker. And that was really funny. Watching on tv you only saw him from the waist up but David Nivens's comeback was hysterical.

What was his comeback R209?

R103 I didn't realize Elton's partay was so C-list.

R210, David Niven's comeback was "Isn't it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings."

His earlier line, "Ladies and gentlemen, that was almost bound to happen.", is pretty funny too.

R40 how do you actually get invited to the Oscars and say "Yes, I want to look like this. I want people at the Oscars and all around the world to see me like this".....how does that happen?

Ewww they invited racist, bullying, serial-farter Lea Michelle?!

It was such a slut o rama this year, so many of them thought we either wanted to see 90% of their tits or their underwear.....fuck.

Anyway, the few decent ones to me

Only somewhat tainted by the whole "see my underwear" trend that was apparently the big thing

Glamorous but original and she looks gorgeous/. Possibly my favorite of the night

Cute and sexy without being vulgar or slutty/

That’s the designer label Off-White r216.

[quote]R40 how do you actually get invited to the Oscars and say "Yes, I want to look like this. I want people at the Oscars and all around the world to see me like this".....how does that happen?

Maybe if she saw herself as she looked in the R40 photo, she would rethink the outfit.

Obviously she thinks conventional gowns are boring. Not her taste at all.

All these "tits and minge" dresses used to be reserved for music industry events such as the Grammys. Now it's all out for pretty much any event.

What made me laugh is since Angelina Jolie, everyone is sticking out their leg, and some do it better than others, and some shouldn’t do it at all.

Jeff Goldblum would show his tits when he was younger.

Yup, I had to go for the lame joke.

Tati Gabrielle

I really don't like this look. Too wonky. The hair and the triangular handbag don't help.

I think DJ D-Nice looked sharp.

The hat’s a little big.

Maybe R225 but the rest of the outfit is pretty good.

Reba McEntire wearing Dolce and Gabbana. Not horrible but I don't like the dark green, ultra shiny fabric.

Was there some kind of directive given that we are supposed to see BOOBS all over the place? WTF?

Jill Scott. The sleeves look ridiculous.

Ms. Tracee Ellis Ross again. Really proud of her boobs.

[quote]Was there some kind of directive given that we are supposed to see BOOBS all over the place? WTF?

Boobies, boobies, boobies. Nothin' but boobies. Who needs em? I did fine without 'em.

I guess Timmy got the memo, he was bare-chested, too.

I'd like to see a parody of all this awful fashion with the roles reversed: men in high-end designer suits but cut to show bare dick/butt.

[quote] I think DJ D-Nice looked sharp.

And what does he have to do with the film industry? We all know why he was there. BTW, he gave us Kid Rock.

Derrick Jones, better known by his stage name D-Nice, is an American disc jockey, beatboxer, rapper, producer, and photographer who began his career in the mid-1980s with the hip hop group Boogie Down Productions. He discovered Kid Rock in 1988, landing him a deal with Jive Records.

[quote] Jill Scott. The sleeves look ridiculous

She would have looked great if it wasn’t for the sleeves.

Shawn, why are you hanging out with that old stripper at R230? I thought you didn't like women.

[quote]She would have looked great if it wasn’t for the sleeves.

True, Jill Scott doesn't have a perfect model's figure and she would be hard to dress but I think she looked all right, except for the sleeves.

[quote]Reba McEntire wearing Dolce and Gabbana. Not horrible but I don't like the dark green, ultra shiny fabric.

The fabric somehow manages to look like hardened cement.

That glittaknit was everywhere, and it looked cheap on everyone.

I swear to fucking god if I have to read the name "Jonelle" again.. she doesn't belong anywhere near these awards and never will. And oh did I say "she"? The motherfucker is probably a "they" and says queer instead of what it is--Dyke.

[quote] Jill Scott doesn't have a perfect model's figure and she would be hard to dress

I don’t think so. Or at least she shouldn’t be. She has nice curves.

[quote] if I have to read the name "Jonelle" again..

Who?

Jonelle Monae has been in films before, though.

i don't know her

The correct name is Janelle Monáe, not Jonelle.

[quote]I swear to fucking god if I have to read the name "Jonelle" again.. she doesn't belong anywhere near these awards and never will. And oh did I say "she"? The motherfucker is probably a "they" and says queer instead of what it is--Dyke.

R239, you have got to calm your tits down. What did Janelle ever do to you? Live and let live. You must be trolling.

Dog poop and coat hook dress fit Maggie to a T.

Maya Rudolph in a little something from the Helen Roper collection

Maggie's posture and the expression on her face really complete the look

If there's one no-talent Z-list hack you can count on to show up to ANY event uninvited, it's Janelle Monae.

[quote]Billie's stylist should be shot

Billie Eilish doesn't have a stylist. That fat bitch rolled out of bed, took a big shit, and covered herself with a trash bag.

I know she’s hated on here, but I love Maya no matter what. I think she looks groovy.

Maggie’s dress is interesting and I like it—but not on her. Some slender Asian with a tight/high ponytail could pull it off.

Good Lord, that was some ugly shit.

I've seen better at a high school prom....in the ghetto.

Yes, I didn't like Maya Rudolph's dress either. It's too 1960s (or whenever that style was popular) and too shapeless. It's the kind of style that would be favored by overweight women and I don't think Maya is overweight.

It seems ostrich feathers, or whatever that is on Maya's dress, were popular this year. I see that some ladies did have a feather trim on their dresses.

R244 I give a fuck

^^^ Oh Sanjay. Give it a rest.

Maya is incredibly overweight. She's had a bunch of kids and hasn't lost the weight from any of them. She also never had much of a shape to begin with so sacks are a good look for her.

Maya looks good

Zoë Kravitz looked good in St. Laurent, even though the look is a little bland. Don't like the greasy hair.

Nikki Novak looked tacky.

Catherine Goodman. What the @!*# ? Less is more, honey.

David Oyelowo showing his understated style.

Jamie Lee Curtis wearing Stella McCartney.

I know Jamie Lee is of a certain age and wants to cover up more but I think she could have done better than this dress. I don't like the color either.

Diane Warren. Nope

I’d like the dress at R262 if the top was a different color.

Zoe looked pretty in pink. The dress was simple and understated if a tad bland. I didn’t really care for the bow either, but she overall looked good.

Diane Warren has always been a fashion disaster. I don’t really get why she can’t just put on a simple pretty dress and get a decent haircut. The woman is worth millions.

I like Catherine Goodman’s and her blond hair on the yellow.

Diane Warren looks like Ric Ocasek.

I won't be ignored!

[quote] I know Jamie Lee is of a certain age and wants to cover up more but I think she could have done better than this dress

That dress is horrible. Stella M should be embarrassed she designed it.

PS I’d love to know DL’s opinion of Stella as a designer overall. That is a topic for another thread but I am just never impressed.

R260 I never understood starlets who dress all twee at the Oscars but have ugly, amateurish tattoos all over their body. Kravitz is going for a Hepburnesque look but ruins it with those permanents doodles on her arms.

[quote] If there's one no-talent Z-list hack you can count on to show up to ANY event uninvited, it's Janelle Monae.

Like this one?

R44 sautéed spinach

R274 I like this!

Horrid

Jada the Hutt

I don't know half or more of these names with pics posted!

diane warren? wasn't she in ferris buehler's day off playing Ferris best friend Cameron?

I had never heard of Diane Warren before either but evidently she is a very successful songwriter. From wikipedia:

[quote]In the late 1980s, she joined forces with the UK music company EMI, where she became the first songwriter in the history of Billboard magazine to have seven hits, all by different artists, on the singles chart at the same time, prompting EMI's UK Chairman Peter Reichardt to call her "the most important songwriter in the world".

[quote]Warren has written nine number-one songs and 32 top-10 songs on the Billboard Hot 100 including "If I Could Turn Back Time" (Cher, 1989), "Because You Loved Me" (Celine Dion, 1996), "How Do I Live" (LeAnn Rimes, 1997), and "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" (Aerosmith, 1998).

R280, Warren is one of the most successful songwriters today and she's made appearances on all the talent shows like AI and The Voice so she herself is pretty well known to younger audiences, which is fairly rare for songwriters who aren't doing their own songs.

I totally don't get her outfit unless she's trying to show support for the trans community.

[quote]I never understood starlets who dress all twee at the Oscars but have ugly, amateurish tattoos all over their body.

We had no idea there are still starlets in 2022.

Oh okay. Thanks, R281. I assume from the way she dresses that she is a lesbian.

R260 Good but bland with greasy hair.

Jamie Lee looks so god damned butch

I assume she has product in her hair that makes it look greasy, R284, not because she couldn't be bothered to wash her hair on the day of the Oscars.

She always has, R285.

[quote]Jamie Lee looks so god damned butch.

Jamie Lee was nonbinary long before being nonbinary was a thing.

Diane Warren has written a million bland, forgettable, trite Oscar-bait songs.

Saweetie looked saluttie.

SawNaastie

Dianne Warren at r265 is awesome. Her hair and makeup are tributes to Ric Ocasek, and her outfit is a tribute to Lucky Charms the cereal-shilling leprechaun.

[quote]Diane Warren has written a million bland, forgettable, trite Oscar-bait songs.

Yes but she has the money to dress better.

Straight off the street corner, R9.

Billie looking like the poster child for depression, R55.

R26, he is not a billionaire. Every person who started a successful internet company is not a freakin billionaire. She is worth more than him.

[quote]PS I’d love to know DL’s opinion of Stella as a designer overall. That is a topic for another thread but I am just never impressed.

I've said it before, if her name was Stella Smith she'd be lucky to dress mannequins at Primark.

This thread literally made me throw up.

What is WRONG with these people? Don't they know they're getting punked?

[quote] Niecy, hon, you're too old for that dress, especially a slit that high.

The trend overall is definitely a much higher slit on dresses these days. So for one it can look vulgar depending on the dress and the person wearing it. Or two it makes a dress too youthful for an older woman. If it wasn’t for the high slit I’d love Neicy’s dress. It’s full drama and the color looks great on her.

My post was about r134’s link.

[quote] Tati Gabrielle I really don't like this look. Too wonky. The hair and the triangular handbag don't help.

I don’t know why but I really love the overall look r223. There is something futuristic about it and it’s got a lot of glamour.

Futuristic and retro at the same time, I should say.