Academy Awards Official Thread PART 2

Timmy better watch his back monopolizing the uber cute boy look. Elliot Page is in the house with a shiv.

R1 omg imagine if Elliott showed up like that lmao

Rachel Zegler looks beautiful

Rachel Zegler worked the carpet and posing with all the subtlety of a new young hooker on the sidewalk.

I’m sensing DL doesn’t like the way the new kids in Hollywood carry themselves

Rachel Zegler is a whiny cunt who shouldn't be there.

She probably won't be back.

why the fuck is this here when we're only on 406 on the first thread?

What is that gold blob of lard on the far right of that TC photo??

Riz didn't win last year but just won for live action short

Can't be bothered watching. When I wake-up tomorrow, every radio and TV station will tell me who won.

Rachel Zegler is a variant of Lea Michele.

[quote] Riz didn't win last year but just won for live action short

And nobody beats the Riz.

LMAO That’s hilarious…recognizing Riz Ahmed as the first Muslim winner in an untelevised category. Anyway, I’m sure he’ll become even more insufferable.

Forget Timotay. Look at the daddy in glasses behind him. Looks like he's checking out Timotay's slender figure from behind.

Timeé looks absurd.

Grow up.

His hair looks bigger than his chest.

Can someone explain how Riz won an Oscar for the film when he neither produced nor directed it? He acted in it and was a co-writer.

Not the least bit attracted to or interested in Timothée but he looks good in that picture. Usually he seems in need of a shower and a healthy breakfast.

Nichole looks hideous. That face!

Since when do gentlemen show up to the Academy Awards shirtless? Is Timmy cosplaying as Shawn Mendes at the Met? This is getting ridiculous.

Ugh...they dropped the cinematography and editing awards from the broadcast to make room for this horse shit.

When #metoo does not apply to males.

R21 I was thinking the same thing.

Oh Timmy, I think I can count your vertebrae - are they not feeding you hun?

Neither Shawn nor Timothee are going to age well. They're not aging well now.

The White Men Can’t Jump crew aged well.

Timothee looks like shit.

Geez half the womens' outfits look like they were made from gaudy couch covers.

delish!

Wesley Snipes looks like a Twizzler.

YUM-OOOOOOOOOOOO

Where is Gaga????

Yes! Is GAGA there?

the way things are going it looks like The Power of the Dog might lose every category (except Director) - despite being the most nominated film this year

Did Bey win?

30th anniversary of White Men Can't Jump. Glad that remembered that total classic...

JADA?

It’s interesting how female predatory behavior is funny just a few years after MeToo.

And this hideous beast

[quote] 30th anniversary of White Men Can't Jump. Glad that remembered that total classic...

they are trying to appeal to a multi-racial younger audience this year

[quote]Dune? WTF piece of crap movie. So stupid.

Dune is likely to win more awards than any other film tonight.

Dune was beautiful but a snore.

exactly r38.

Timothee's date is Armie

[quote] Did Bey win?

?

Dune was beautiful and well done.

Will GaGa be singing that Bruno song in place of LMM?

The song winner hasn’t been announced!

Is Dog going to be Crashed?

R38 No, it's unfunny and way overlong.

Meow, damn this thread is catty.

Who is at Elton John's party? Probably all the missing A listers?

Almost an hour in and 3 awards. This is turning into the Grammy awards

Dunst didn’t deserve to win for that performance. The nomination was the award for her.

I'd say White Men Can't Jump is a classic by this point.

Dune looks amazing but it's so slow and I dont usually mind slow movies.

We will see a bunch Hulu promos for Candy and Girl from Planville. I have admit both shows look good.

This is exactly why all the awards no one gives a shit about should be presented off camera

Twitter loves Regina Hall

[quote] they are trying to appeal to a multi-racial younger audience this year

And what better way to do it than with a 30 year old movie no one remembers with a 60-something year old cast!

Euphoria has made Elordi into a big star.

I said it once and I’ll say it again, Timmy looks like a two bit Marseille WHORE tonight.

[quote]Meow, damn this thread is catty.

I'm hoping it gets cattier.

R53 is this the first time you have seen the Oscars?

Are any male persons of color nominated? Timmy? Jacob Elordi?

[quote] Is Dog going to be Crashed?

I think Dune is going to sweep all the technical awards

and Coda will win Best Picture - the opening monologue said it best about "Dog"

"I still halfway understanding it, after watching it three times!"

White Men Can’t Jump is remembered

Just one category so far?

R65 what would Elordi be nominated for?

Sam Levinson loves to murder that Elordi-hole.

r63 I hope it gets funnier.

r62, Querelle?

Branagh looks good - he’s aging quite nicely

They should have done A League of Their Own reunion instead of White Men Can't Jump.

Timothee Chalemet is beautiful and well done.

For everyone complaining about the covid comedy bit where she patted down Brolin and Momoa, here's something you need to figure out...

Men and women are different.

R70 Hopefully not that organ transplant movie, it was tragic and I’m not talking about the dead guy.

Two years from now will be the 40th anniversary of Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogalo. I certainly hope the Academy recognizes that milestone.

My, he really is quite full of himself, isn't he?

I know I should be able to separate the actors from the characters, but between him and the cannibal, they're ruining that movie for me.

It's Rachel!!

"I did it."

Yeah, honey, well played. Now where is Oscar winner Ariana???

Another boring telecast

It's clear who the decrepit frau cunts are in this thread, like R38.

Dune is taking the awards tonight..

Who is Thumbelina next to Elordi?

Ugh I hope the Zegler cunt goes the fuck away after her whiny debacle.

Is Diane Keaton there for the 50th anniversary of The Godfather?

[qujote[ Men and women are different.

Huh?

Regina is a hit with the public!

It went a bridge too far when she started grabbing them r76, it's that simple. Can't believe no one thought to say maybe this isn't a good idea.

[quote]They should have done A League of Their Own reunion instead of White Men Can't Jump.

That’s what I said!

I'm calling bullshit on Rachel Ziegler "not being invited" to the Oscars -- she was the star of a Best Picture nominee!

And boy, is she milking that "controversy".

Dune is killing it!

Is there a specific reason they are using Earth Wind & Fire's Fantasy when the winners get up from their seats?

I mean, I love the song but what is the connection?

Zegler is tiny...

Another boring award category for the boring movie Dune and another boring speech moment that no one gives a fuck about.

Jake G. couldn’t get a date? Bradley C. brings his midget mother? Where’s Brendad Ickson’s Red Carpet look?

It would have fun if it was revealed that it wasn’t Rachel, but Joey King.

Dune? Seriously? Is everyone a 13 year old boy now?

Elordi has a large, black mole on his chest. It's disgusting.

Uma is there!

R91 She reminds me of whiny crybaby Jada.

Amy Schumers monologue was great r81.

[quote] Is everyone a 13 year old boy now?

If only!

R96, Brendad is busy stuffing Gelson's potato salad into her cooch.

R99 IT’S A BIRTHMARK!

I'd give both my testicles for anyone but Will Smith to win Best Actor.

[quote] Dune? Seriously?

The awards DUNE is winning are the technical awards - NOT the directing or screenwriting

Now if "Dog" was sweeping the awards right now, then they be on the way to Best Picture,

But it looks like CODA will win Best Picture.

How is his hair not red?!

Dune deserves to sweep the technical awards r98. No matter what you think of the movie it was an achievement in spectacle.

Kelly Slater is TRASH.

[quote] Brendad is busy stuffing Gelson's potato salad into her cooch.

Soffa.

Okay I’m embarrassed to admit I didn’t know Regina Hall and Regina King were 2 different people.

[quote]Dune? Seriously? Is everyone a 13 year old boy now?

It’s winning technical awards, deservedly so.

A major earthquake about now would add more entertainment value.

Bond. James Bond.

Is this leading up to who the new Bond is announcement?

[quote] Okay I’m embarrassed to admit I didn’t know Regina Hall and Regina King were 2 different people.

That's racist!

R110, BURNING HOT TRASH!

Bring back Amy!

For some reason I always thought Tony Hawk is tiny, but he’s towering over his co-presenters.

Remember when Bond movies were good?

So I'm hoping this losing streak "dog" is now suffering, just increases the odds for Troy Kotsur to win Supporting Actor

I know he is an odds-on fave, but anything can happen with the voting

Can we fuck off with the Bond bullshit? So terrible and cheesy.

[quote] Men and women are different.

Anti trans statement. Be gone.

Well, at least they're showing actual movie clips again.

And a James Bond tribute? Didn't they just do that a few Oscars back? Are they gonna trot out Shirley Bassey to sing Goldfinger again?

My fondest wish for the next Bond movie is no love story.

Tell that to Mother Nature, moron.

I feel like they’ve honored Bond already in the past.

Daniel Craig IS Vladimir Putin…

Stunning Bond montage.

Hopefully Dune 2 does more than just look technically amazing.

Who the hell cares about James Bond anymore?

I love Bond movies.

[quote]Okay I’m embarrassed to admit I didn’t know Regina Hall and Regina King were 2 different people.

I don't know the difference either.

[quote] Tell that to Mother Nature, moron.

Tell that to Kanjiklub.

Yes R129...he could play Putin..

Dune is an utter bore. As is this pathetic excuse of an entertainment show awarding "excellence." Beyond tragic.

OK, why didn't they follow the Bond montage with the nominated Bond song?

So far this show is almost making me sentimental about watching Rob Lowe dance with Snow White.

So the "this is so fucking boring posts" are from one person, right?

Most people don't care about the Oscars anymore. That's why their ratings are in the tank. They got tired of the political shpeels when all they were interested in were the red carpet fashions.

The lack of star power this year is noticeable. And a shame given that so many true blue starlets are getting up there in age. Yet, they're trotting out TV stars and music stars? Allan Carr must be rolling over in his grave.

Where's Kim Novak?

Raquel Welch?

Joan Collins?

Shirley Jones?

Shirley Maclaine?

Cher?

Madonna?

And why Tracee Ellis Ross? This is the 50th anniversary of Lady Sings the Blues. Have Diana and Billy go out there and present.

Have Lyza Minnelli and Joel Gray present!

Can't wait until tomorrow when Mr Blackwell gives his opinion on Timothee's outfit.

Wasn't Hattie McDaniel a member of the Delores Del Rio's "Sewing Circle". Didn't Tallulah have a taste of the brown sugar?

Who cares about Bond? It’s a multi-billion franchise, plus there are endless threads on this very site about the casting, etc. So I guess there are still a few who care.

[quote] Who the hell cares about James Bond anymore?

Well, um, I do. I l care about it as much as I do grocery shopping and the birds who give me erections when doing love scenes on set.

[quote]Who the hell cares about James Bond anymore

Considering the latest film in the series has made $775 million in the midst of an epidemic, I’d say a fair amount of people.

Regina Hall as Brenda in Scary Movie is superior to most Academy nominated roles, I don’t care what anyone says, she is hilarious.

Here are the red carpet fashions.

R142 - AGAIN they are trying to appeal to a YOUTHFUL audience - the 18-34 demo

They don't know all the people you listed

Timmy has not the body for that "outfit."

Was Zendaya rolling her eyes as Elordi was up there?

[quote] Riz Ahmed is the first Muslim to win the #Oscar for live action short film

Oh, god. Next we’ll hear about the first Muslim film editor. Hollywood patting itself on the back again.

DL fave Lin Manuel

I much prefer a live orchestra to a DJ. It’s the freaking Oscar’s - stop being so cheap, Academy.

[quote] Can't wait until tomorrow when Mr Blackwell gives his opinion on Timothee's outfit.

He's still alive?

But yes I want to hear Mr. Blackwell's opinion.

For your consideration.

[quote] AGAIN they are trying to appeal to a YOUTHFUL audience - the 18-34 demo

You mean those young ones who don't watch TV, good luck with that.

Well Elordi was pretty dry as a presenter so can't be too upset r152.

Damn...who is singing that song from Encanto?

Sing in English, goddammit!

This ENCANTO song is beautiful

[quote] Where's Kim Novak?

She was on a few years ago, and her plastic surgery was so bad that Trump made fun of her.

"Timmy" looks ridiculous.

This song is terrible.

Beautiful Encanto song. Smokin hot singer

Why are they doing a song from West Side Story? I didn't think it had a song in contention.

Timmy looks like Aladdin.

Wasn't familiar with this song, it's lovely. As is the singer...

Need subtitles

Better than Beyonce's.

I think Timothee looks really hot and stylish in the OPs post! Sorry not sorry lol!

[quote]Damn...who is singing that song from Encanto?

He's beautiful, like a young Richard Gere!

Haven't seen Encanto, but this song is gorgeous. See Beyonce? It's okay to have a song with a melody!

The only thing good I can say about this next best song performance is that the entire stage and costumes aren’t all fucking lime green.

Why aren’t the old and new Oscar Anita’s dancing to this song, that would have been fun, especially with a big lesbian kiss at the end.

Goodness, imagine Sebastián Yatra singing your lullaby to sleep. swoon. #Encanto #Oscars

Another bad toupee on that singer.

How come he's not singing in amurican?

Is Niecy Nash lesbian? The photo link shows her holding hands with a butchy woman on the red carpet.

[quote]LMAO That’s hilarious…recognizing Riz Ahmed as the first Muslim winner in an untelevised category. Anyway, I’m sure he’ll become even more insufferable.

Wait, what, Uncle Riz wasn't there? He's been at all the Hollyweird parties over the past few days. Or did they simply announce he won, then panned to him in the audience with his annoying 'author' wife.

I LOVE how these two go on and on about the disenfranchised while accepting tons of super expensive designer freebies. His wife is now some sort of 'muse' for Valentino and some other over-priced brand. A few short years ago, no one was asking about her and her one tedious South Asian trauma porn novel. We can thank SJP for giving her a platform.

Riz never picks up a check, he's super cheap.

That Encanto song is awful, blander than bland.

[quote] Who looks the best? Timmy wins for men.

If you think it's appropriate to attend the Oscars looking like a cheap whore: absolutely.

Where are the Jinx Falkenburgs of today?

Too bad this Encanto singer is married!

Who, who and who?

"This ENCANTO song is beautiful"

Utterly banal and indistinguishable from a billion other songs.

Lily James looks great.

OK, Sebastián Yatra needs to chingame imediamente.

The Black Ariel -- TRIGGER ALERT!!!

Yes she is married to a woman r180. Caught most people off guard when it was announced.

[quote] Haven't seen Encanto, but this song is gorgeous. See Beyonce? It's okay to have a song with a melody!

Mel-o-dy? Whut's that?

[quote] I much prefer a live orchestra to a DJ. It’s the freaking Oscar’s

AGAIN they are trying to appeal to a youth audience - not an audience that is over the hill

This blue dress is very trashy….

This Encanto performance is so beautiful

Will they amputate that girls legs so Ariel Live can do the swimming scenes?

That doesn't look like Halle Berry up there.

This song from encanto does mek me cry every time. I promise you dat.

I actually really like the Latin singer's suit with the butterflies

The animation fillms all look the same.

Its a nice suit but he should have worn elegant shoes and tie with it.

WHAT THE FUCK IS NIECY NASH DOING AT THE OSCARS!?!?!?!

The pink gown is pretty

Jesus Christ, the Little Mermaid girl cannot walk in her heels, and the dress is ridiculous.

Lily James is a goddess.

Sebastian Yatra Instagram.

Encanto is a cultural juggernaut

Lily James looks hot.

Fat chick.

R138 That would've made sense. I think since Beyoncé, Reba, and Billy Eilish are the big name musical guests, they will want one to perform each each hour.

Well, I would have liked to see Miss Ross and Billy or Dick and Julie show up as the old guard….still alive and still remembered. Joan Collins….. not so much….

OMG, the Encanto winner's tux with the flowers is the ugliest thing ever.

The startling thing is Nicey Nash has those elaborate, fancy big nails, which makes one cringe thinking about her being a Lesbian.

It's like the Academy is afraid backlash like the Golden Globes so they are rewarding all the minorities.

That girl, Naomi Scott is one of the most stunning women I ever saw. Wow.

[quote]This ENCANTO song is beautiful

You should be in bed, Mrs. Miranda.

[quote] Lily James looks hot.

If I were straight I'd want a woman like her.

We Don’t Talk about Bruno!

There's a couple of mask wearers..

The Little Mermaid girl's costume goes well with Timothee Chalamet's: she-whore and he-whore.

They should just change the Animated Feature award name to "This Year's Disney/Pixar Winner".

Lily James is stunning

Seriously, the toxic posts on these threads is one or two people, right?

The girl in the aqua dress is beautiful, why did she have to dress like a Kardashian?

Ugh, overrated Linny Manuel Miranda gets a mention.

[quote] There's a couple of mask wearers..

Some should wear masks because they're ugly.

Ouch!

So glad they retired the harness look for men.

[quote] the toxic posts on these threads is one or two people

Which posts?

Lily James should have come to the Oscars made up as Pamela Anderson.

The Cheer-worthy Awards -- to shut the MCU fanboys up.

R229 Which toxins?

Zack Snyder’s Justice League had the most cheer-worthy moment in all of cinema? Uh?

They spoiled NO Way Home. BASTARDS!!

R230 lol that would have been fun. I actually enjoyed her in Pam&Tommy. It wasn't an award worthy miniseries, but it was fun nostalgic watch.

A DJ pretending to play live music to take us out to commercials. What next, breakdancers?

How about No Way Homo?

[quote]The animation fillms all look the same

Flee (my favorite of the bunch) doesn't look like the others.

The Flash entering the speed force in Justice League is the most cheer-worthy movie moment? Did they restrict voting to people who live in their parents’ basements?

“Toxic posts” oh please MARY! You wanted the DL Oscar thread to be full of EARNEST PRAISE for these incredible actors and actresses? What fun is that?

Go over to some frau site if you want to see some vanilla nonsense about how beautiful and talented everyone is.

So Ariana DuBose already has won and "Dune" is up to six with cinematography and visual effects?

So far, fourth-worst Oscar show ever, and climbing. Turning the Oscars into Diversity Camp is not going to end any time soon. Repulsive cheap bling parading as a social conscience.

Woody had the only good line so far, and it was ad libbed (perhaps).

The Katrashians need to go the fuck away.

Did they cancel all the Sunday Broadway matinee shows so the actors could come? Will be see Beanie presenting?

So many damned commercials..

I like Oxytocin.

Does that count?

Dune was great.

Part 2 is where all the action happens.

[quote] What next, breakdancers?

[quote] Two years from now will be the 40th anniversary of Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogalo.

The Academy’s animation categories are a joke. Those “brutally honest Oscar ballots” that THR does every year show that members ask their grandchildren which feature they liked best and vite for that one. I wonder if Flee is doomed to lose in all three categories now. I was hoping it could somehow beat Encanto

ENCANTO shouldn’t have won Best Animation Film. Flee or The Mitchells vs The Machines should have.

People trolling on twitter r233.

Let's be real, even among comic book movie fans that Flash moment wouldn't be in the top 50.

R149 Jamie Lee Curtis and Penelope Cruz. Rest are all flops to me.

R244 I agree. Also, ABC has to promote all those upcoming Hulu shows.

Yeah, that’s fishy.

The Avengers assemblying was amazing. That would have been number 1

What a terrible ceremony. All these cutting to make it quicker makes it look like it was shot behind a green screen.

Did anyone ever discover what the hell flashdancing was?

Is Megan Thee Stallion performing ‘We don’t talk about Bruno?’

This show is awful. A DJ and no orchestra (and the "DJ" repeating Fantasy over and over again), lame skits, cut categories that will be shown but just rushed through with no acknowledgment of the nominees.

Will Packer better not be asked back.

Luis Fonsi and Megan

I’m happy to see people dressed up and the setting is good. But why so many low rent presenters. Very B or even C list. No , Julia Roberts, Leo, Kate Winslet, Meryl Streep, Brad Pitt, Chris Evans, Kevin Hart, the Rock. People who have some celebrity appeal.

R240 Sweetie, bitchy, caustic, critical posts are not only fine, desirable. But most of this crap is racist and retarded (sic). It's just way stoopit and tiresome.

Were these prerecorded awards basically to cut out the time of them getting from their seats to the stage? If so just have the winners backstage already.

[quote]It's like the Academy is afraid backlash like the Golden Globes so they are rewarding all the minorities.

Well, it's a case of damned if they do/damned if they don't: if they don't recognize more minority contribution to film (as they should), they would get into the kind of serious trouble that the Globes has run into these last couple of years. On the other hand, if they do (legitimately) reward minorities for their great work in film, all of the racist shitheads like the ones in this thread will go berserk because they think only white people are entitled to win Oscars.

So yes, it's quite the dilemma for them.

I would have never thought that they would play Radiohead on the Oscars, even if it was a for a few bars.

R248 Which is why the Animation category isn't bitched about as much as the others, because they actually nominate and award films people have heard of.

E259...I was thinking that, too. This seems a bit lounge lizardy to me..

Social media is giving the awards great reviews so far!

[quote] But most of this crap is racist and retarded (sic).

So you're saying hateful ableism is acceptable, but racism is not.

Got it.

I’m glad they’re showing all five nominees in the truncated categories and then the short speeches. It’s a good compromise

I’m cutting out - time zone issues and not very engaged this year at all. First time not seeing it for 20 years!

Loved Amy though - much better than I thought. Hated her dress, but what can you do? She could have hosted solo or with Regina, they’d have been good. Good for Amy.

R263 and it's by far the best song of the night!

[quote]The Katrashians need to go the fuck away.

Their popularity is, to me, the most mystifying element of pop culture in the last 20 years.

Most people are not on social media.

R263 In honor of Johnny Greenwood nominated tonight, and all those other films he's scored.

For all the (partially correct) naysaying it's still the biggest, most star-studded event of the year. STARS! GOWNS! INSUFFERABILITY!

R269, youre heaping praise on that ugly troll Amy schumer ??🤮

This Wanda skit is really bad.

It’s that strange character actor who always plays Gay, but no one knows his name.

The venue is beautiful..

What the fuck is this museum montage?

OMG Supporting Actor - if Troy doesn't win, I'll be devastated

Maya in Phyllis Diller for Valentino

That was atrocious.

I had forgotten about the old Asian woman who won last year.

Love Wanda

Venue good. Sykes bad.

Barbra Streisand Bridge. The other end leads to her mall.

The Asian grandma should fire her stylist.

I wonder if Rita Moreno will present tonight...

Rita Moreno is total attention whore with that get up. Quit it Rita.

Awww I love Korean Grandma! She's sweet.

Youn Yuh-jung is adorable.

DUNE has picked up five Oscars and made hundreds of millions.

Where's the brilliant poster who opened the "DUNE catastrophe is complete" or something like that thread?

Ciaran Hinds all the way.

Tim Bagley plays every middle-aged gay. He is currently middle aged gay on Call me Kat.

Most people under 50 definitely are on social media

Nina Arianda should have been nominated in the supporting actress category for Being the Ricardos.

I want Kodi to win (he won't). Neither will Fat Damon

It can pander to a younger audience all it wants, but all its doing is showing how unmemorable, mediocre and vapid the entertainment business has become.

And it's an insult to the younger generation, a lot of whom are film buffs and love the art of making movies. You can't tell me they can't put on a show better than this.

YES - Troy Kotsur!

Kodi is so beautiful.

Jazz hands!

Do you think the gold emoji poops on the Schiaparelli are fully dry and sharp?

I love the sign language for clapping!

Kodi looked mighty disappointed.

Troy did it! Yessssss!

I wonder if the Asian actress had to rehearse her signing of Troy Kotsur's name.

Kotsur won because he is deaf; this was Kodi's.

I just put my tv on mute because Kodi lost.

Troy SUCKED.

Aww I loved her signing before announcing the winner.

This is cool...good for him.

Asian woman needs to back the fuck up.

I watched CODA and it wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t much more then a step-up from a TV movie of the weeek.

They can't play him off because he won't hear it.

"Have Lyza Minnelli and Joel Gray present!"

Lyza and Joel were going to present, but Joel accidentally rolled her wheel chair into Jada Pinkett Smiths green train. Lyza was thrown to the floor and broke yet another hip. Ever the trouper, Lyza said she was swell but doctors on scene differed and she was rushed to Cedars Sinai. This will mark Lyzas fourth hip replacement, which is amazing and as of now has only two hips.

R288, Is she there with her caregiver?

Her signing and the audience with the hands was really sweet.

Troy's speech is hilarious.

Kodi was so good in Power of the Dog, but this was expected.

Does anyone know of any deaf movie screenplays? I'm looking to get a nomination.

They didn't cut his walking to stage. Some people will be pissed. What a fucking joke of a ceremony.

Kotsur sucks.

Well at least William Hurt isn’t around to berate and abuse Troy on the way home for winning as a deaf actor.

Where are Sam Elliott and Katharine Ross?

Great historic moment

They can't rush him off stage with the orchestra music THIS TIME

[quote] Maya in Phyllis Diller for Valentino

lol, r281, but I like the way she looks in that caftan, and its color.

Rudolph must have a thick waistline. She's had 4 kids. Her gowns or suits always cover her mid-section.

R312 And maybe let him actually have the Oscar. It's was pretty weird for her to grab the Oscar

Guess they can't play him off with music, eh?

The interpreter got choked up

[quote] Lyza said she was swell but doctors on scene differed and she was rushed to Cedars Sinai.

Shwell. Chedarsh Shinai.

I agree the DJ thing is cheesy - it’s not even a question of young verses old, but people don’t have DJs at their wedding (unless it’s very on the cheap) for the same reason.

I dont think Chastain will win. Deaf actor, gay Latina-black actress and a black actor are favored in the other categories. You think they will give one to a straight white woman tonight?

I love Chita…not Rita

90 minutes - 2 awards of note

R323 Well, I wonder if Marlee will somewhat annoyed when the "In Memoriam" part features William Hurt.

Plenty of people have DJs at their wedding.

Okay, how did the translator know hat meant "Gloucester, Massachusetts"?

Worst acting winners in a very long time. Who are these people?

Chris Evans actually looks part Italian tonight.

[quote] Does anyone know of any deaf movie screenplays? I'm looking to get a nomination.—Millicent Simmonds

I know you're making a joke, but Millicent is actually a very good actress. I would have nominated her for the first Quiet Place film. Fantastic performance. Kotsur, OTOH, can't act, and did nothing of note in Coda and will never be heard from again.

Loooong night...as it always is...

R332 It would be hilarious if butch lezzie Kristen Stewart won.

Lol at the poor cute escort guy trying to corral Korean Grandma and Deaf Guy.

Neither of these diversity quota wins will have a meaningful career.

[quote]Where are Sam Elliott and Katharine Ross?

They went early to the Power of the Dog after party.

Gloucsheter

Agree that Coda does not deserve to win BP r313, but I've resigned myself.

A feel good movie winning over more deserving art.

I liked CODA more than I thought I would.

Marlee will be going to the cemetery after the awards show and dance on William Hurt’s grave.

I haven't watched the movie but between the actor and last year's supporting actress that was a great Oscars moment.

I thought he was very good in Coda. His performance is realistic and keeps it from being a real cheese fest.

"how unmemorable, mediocre and vapid the entertainment business has become."

I love you, r298. The bar of mediocrity gets lowered every year but 2022 may have been the nadir.

"And maybe let him actually have the Oscar."

I think she took it so he could sign.

Stewart used to be the front runner and now nobody says she has a chance. It's amazing how the Oscar pre-race can go.

Ciaran Hinds deserved the win. He's excellent in everything.

[quote]And maybe let him actually have the Oscar. It's was pretty weird for her to grab the Oscar

Are you stupid? He needed to sign his speech with his hands.

R340 Yes I was making a joke. I thought Millicent was great in A Quiet Place and she was also good in the Amazon movie Wonderstruck. I wouldn't be surprised if we see her in some Oscar material type movie.

Will The Godfather tribute include Sacheen Littlefeather?

[quote]if butch lezzie Kristen Stewart won.

Stewart is Butch Fem.

Troy deserved that. He was an absolute delight in CODA. Kodi did nothing with the role.

Did the original Buzz Lightyear die?

CODA was a lifetime movie of the week. Nobody gives a fuck about it except the mounds of money Apple TV put in its campaign.

Imagine all the previous winners who had their walk to the stage cut and edited. Man this director is doing everything wrong.

If he held the Oscar, he might have hit the Korean woman in the head...with signing..

How many years will DLers be discussing Chalamet's shirtless outfit and lack of obvious pectoral/abdominal definition?

r38 Because we must award the "others'...and I'm a gay man who wants the best to win.

Shouldn't Tiffany Haddish be in rehab facility somewhere?

There’s been a long tradition of old guy supporting actor win.

How many commercials tonight for Hulu movies about crazy women?

R344 Harold Russell didn't make second movie.

Why isn’t Tiffany wearing that one dress she swore to wear to every awards ceremony?

What's the guy's in the red tux name?

People like it r362. It is a very feel good movie and it supports the deaf community so it has a "positive message". I'm not surprised to see the rise even though I am personally not a big fan.

r338 because we must award those who are different...

Why did we need the Chris Evans promo for his new movie? To appease the MCU boys?

I like the men who ride on mooses

[quote] A feel good movie winning over more deserving art.

What about the fact no one understands this film (Dog) , even watching it three times

CODA was amazing.

Drive my Car is outstanding

r372 i think Sam Liu

Is she taking dictation??

I see more people complain about DOG than people loving it.

Drive My Car…sigh…

r344 Nor the guy from Killing Fields

Yes, r332 ...for diversity! 😄

R377 how the fuck do you not understand it? It's not that complex

What was the Asian lady doing with the notepad?

See Rachel there were other actors not invited in addition to your pampered ass.

Poor translator, she was left with her pen and pad at the ready.

Mila looks good...

There’s a much better movie to be made about how Martha’s Vineyard was once the center of Deaf Culture and everybody, Deaf and hearing, on the island spoke a form of sign language that predated ASL.

[quote] It is a very feel good movie and it supports the deaf community

If I was part of the deaf community, I'd be insulted that it was being portrayed as neanderthal cavemen who fart uncontrollably and can't refrain from fucking each other for two minutes and who are also completely helpless and dependent on their hearing family member.

"Neither of these diversity quota wins will have a meaningful career."'

Bingo. When the world come to its senses, the illogic of sympathy votes will be vilified--and none too soon.

"What about the fact no one understands this film (Dog) , even watching it three times"

How stupid could you be?

From Ukraine to Reba... awkward monologue Mila.

“ Kodi did nothing with the role.”

So wrong. Kodi killed with that role.

Reba's holding up very well. She's in her 60s somewhere.

I don't know who any of these people are

Shirley MacLaine looks great!

Reba I love you!

I have a friend that watched Power of the Dog twice and didn't understand it. I watched it once and thought it was great.

Reba not the best singer at all.

[quote]Kodi killed with that role.

I see what you did there.

Mila's hair looked a mess.

Put your hair up if you're wearing a gown, ladies.

[quote]How many commercials tonight for Hulu movies about crazy women?

IIRC, ABC or Disney owns Hulu and Hulu is probably hoping at least one of those in addition to The Drop Out gets Emmy nods. I have a feeling that Elle Fanning will end up with an Emmy nod.

"Kodi killed with that role."

It took a while, but yes he did.

"Four Good Days"? Never heard of it.

Reba looks amazing. She's gone to the good surgeons.

Ugh I never could stand Reba McEntire. Even when I was into country music I fucking hated her shit.

Reba is a Queen

Looks like "The Power of the Dog" is a dog of a movie, based on lack of wins so far.

This Diane Warren song sounds exactly like her theme song to "Star Trek: Enterprise," except somehow even worse.

This song is a typical Diane Warren Oscar-thirsty song.

Reba looks great..

R342, If she does, her shorts will be what the media focuses on tomorrow.

Reba was fabulous.

Kodi was good. Troy was better. And it was a true supporting performance to boot

This song is so bland

None of these best songs nominees have much of a foot tapping appeal to them, nor are they something people are going to walk out of the ceremony humming.

Diane Warren looks like she copied Daniel Kulaya's look.

So many people say they couldn’t through Power of the Dog because it was so boring, or that they didn’t understand the movie

I agree, r391!

Reba can’t sing

That off script acceptance by the Japanese director was hilarious. It's these moments that make these events fun. That speech had so many goofy elements.

For a second there I thought this moment of silence for Ukraine was a scene from Coda.

Wow, that was one of the most "meh" Oscar-nominated songs I've ever heard.

Anyone else’s screen go black for a minute? Did Russia invade?

I will not stand with Ukraine at award shows.

[quote] What was the Asian lady doing with the notepad?

She was readying to perform "A Secretary is Not a Toy," Rose.

r392 exactly

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Most Oscar songs are boring. I don't understand why they get nominated.

Diane Warren is way too thirsty for an Oscar it is embarrassing.

The Nick Cage movie looks fun.

Christ. Even MORE self-congratulatory "God made you give this to me" shit and adults acting like trashy children.

So now it's the third-worst Oscar show ever.

Again I ask, why are we getting this Nic Cage movie? Where is the Nic Cage "Joe Exotic" miniseries?

There aren't a lot of movies with original songs r431, there usually isn't much competition.

r431 Well, at least we have Last Dance.

Did they change the category from Best Song to Least Shitty Song? So far that’s what it sounds like.

Reba doesn’t have a pleasant voice.

A Nic Cage movie about Nic Cage and starring Nic Cage. That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

"The Nick Cage movie looks fun."

I attended a preview screening, its very fun and will be a hit.

r420 I still have half of Power of the Dog to watch, and I don't ever not finish movies so I will try to get back to it. I even made it through The Lost Daughter.

Did rebar win?

At this point I’d even be up for some Ann Reinking dancing to some Against All Odds.

I honestly don't know any of these presenters..

Nick Cage? He’s not Nicholas Cage anymore?

Calling it, the final spot in the Memoriam segment will be black

Best Song - Power of the Dog is getting shut out.

Best Animation movie - Power of the Dog is getting shut out.

WRONG, R427. It's:

Why I Won't Stand With Ukraine at Award Shows.

Harold Russell and Haing Ngor both made films after their Oscar wins. Russell was in Inside Moves with DL semi fave Diana Scarwid who got an out of left field Oscar nod for the movie..

Ida (?) always looks stunning

That cape looks like a toilet seat

Power of the Dog was overhyped and I think people saw that. The worst thing you can do is overhype something because then people go in with very high expectations.

Garner has had work done.

Jada’s dress looks like cooked spinach.

Instead of pandering to the youth, introduce them to the past and history and old-school glamor. They might end up liking it. Kind of like that older guy on the skateboard skating to Stevie Nicks who opened up a whole new genre of music to kids.

[quote]I have a friend that watched Power of the Dog twice and didn't understand it. I watched it once and thought it was great.

Seeing Kodi's clip, and knowing what I know now about his character, I need to watch his performance again.

Uh, Lupita always sounds like pretentious cunt when she is speaking.

Harry and Meghan are presenting for best picture. Security at the Dolby is off the charts more than usual.

I'm glad people are more comfortable wearing glasses. That orange gown is very nice.

Who dressed these two clowns?

That dress is horrendous.

To be honest, the segment of Benedict driving Kristin crazy with the banjo playing while she tried to play piano would have been my best song Oscar choice.

Cruella!!!

Yes!!!!

[quote] Harold Russell and Haing Ngor both made films after their Oscar wins. Russell was in Inside Moves with DL semi fave Diana Scarwid who got an out of left field Oscar nod for the movie..

Don't make it sound like Harold Russell had a career in acting. He retired immediately after winning his Oscars in 1946 and then only made one more move 34 years later because Richard Donner coaxed him out of retirement to do it, and it was a bit role.

Cyrano looks sumptuous!

It took about nine attempts to get through The Dog. It was okay

R430, Rita's sporting a head of pubes.

Drive My Car was wholly unremarkable.

Bruce Villanch did the costume design for Cruella?

Ruth E. Carter giving an Oscar to Jenny Beaven does make my gay heart go pitty-pat.

I love Jenny Beavan, she doesh't give a shit. SHE should have dressed And Just Like That.

Congrats Bruce Vilanch!

We interrupt this regularly scheduled program to bring you the following important message:

FOLLIES!

We now return to your regular scheduled program.

I meant, Lupita (not Ida..lol) always looks stunning

Tough race in Costume, but I"m glad Cruella won. Usually period films trump all.

[quote] I like the men who ride on mooses

It's meeses.

Why do the costume people always look like shit? She looks like Bruce Villanch!

Are boxy loose jackets a new trend. Saw a few like r460.

omg, did she even bother combing her hair before leaving the house?!

The costume designer reminds me of the “Where’s the beef” lady

[quote]Calling it, the final spot in the Memoriam segment will be black

Go off, queen!

Why do Costume Designers always look like shit

r476, it's the Garage Mechanic Syndrome.

They got Best Costume Design right.

Technically isnt Cruella a period film? it's set in the 70s

oh my, he got fat

Trans?

R456 I said dancing! Not the singing part!

he had botox and fillers

That shit turd Lequizamo. Fucking die in a grease fire you sniveling pile of shit.

John Leguizamo is turning into Jack Nicholson.

really didn't want to see that whore in the red dress with saggy tits.

John Lequizamo?! is it 1994 again?

When did John Leguizamo's face get so fat?

r484- ish- it's period fantasy.

Also the older Brits tend to be not wanting to be "Mutton dressed as lamb".

Who's the hottie on the guitar?

Bruno!!! 🎶

oh my, this girl is frightening...her facial expressions are scary lol

Latinx!

r493 to match his body!

Cruella is fantasy. Not a period piece. The clothing in it wasn’t 70s.

Can someone provide a live streaming link ?

I hate this song. Don’t get the love

oh my a fucking cow with everything exposed

Oh this is fun!

Isn’t this Bruno song about the molester uncle that they’re trying to forget about? Weird choice to make your breakout hit.

This show seems so desperate. Will Packer seems so desperate.

Bruno says it look like rain! 🕺🏾

r444 or some Rob Lowe with Snow White

This Encanto mashup is awful.

Hold me. I’m scared.

The Bruno singer lady could be Sofia Vagara's younger sister.

I'm Hispanic and I can't stand the term Latinx.

R501 Just sign into you cable provider on the ABC app.

damn. i just tuned in, the standards have dropped SO LOW!!!

Still better than Beyonce.

The guitar play in "We Don't Talk about Bruno" is hot.

The stench of desperation is an Oscars tradition, R506.

Shiela E????

Another piece of shit song!

Dirty filthy whores.

All of them.

Why the hell is this not-nominated song being performed?

[quote] It was written and composed by American singer-songwriter Lin-Manuel Miranda,

Oh, okay. *rolleyes*

Why is race being brought up in everything? I’m getting tired of it.

[quote]Still better than Beyonce.

That's Bed, Bath & Beyonce to you!

There's a lot going on in this performance. It's on the level of a high school production.

[quote] surprise appearance from a legend of the silver screen

And DL eldergays give the Princess Diana scream.

The biggest Disney song in history

Were we suppose to know those people

The biggest attention whore coming up- Lady Ugly!

I like this Kermit song.

Did they not have any music in films this year?

Sam Elliott must be glowing with joy so far.

Oscar 2022: When you feel nostalgic for the James Franco and Anne Hathaway telecast.

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R514 they're trying to appeal to young people. Maybe they planned to cut all these bits up into clips to help build interest among the young.

Sheila E.! Love her!

Cheesy entertainment...another boring show

That was a whole lot of choreography.

This song sounds like a rip-off of Santana's "Smooth."

It’s good to see that Jimmy G. quarterback doing that Subway commercial with his mom. Great representation for people of color.

Lots of color...

[quote] Why is race being brought up in everything? I’m getting tired of it.

Because, Bitch, I am in the audience and we need to face the past before we can move forward!!!

They really did fucking ruin the song. Adding rap to it was like adding trashy tattoos to a beautiful body.

This is so crass. Oscars used to be classy. Now you have whores shaking their ass and tits like they're in a strip club or the MTV music awards. This is how far the Oscars has fallen...pathetic

[quote]There's a lot going on in this performance. It's on the level of a high school production.

If only it were that good.

They took the idols and smashed them, the Fairbankses, the Gilberts, the Valentinos! And who've we got now? Some nobodies!

The Bruno singer lady had lousy diction.

R521, it’s the biggest song in animated movie history, one of the biggest song from a movie in decades. Duh, of course they want to capitalize on its massive pop culture success

Everyone is dressed like a hooker and that Bruno song sucks.

R532 I actually liked AnnE as a host that year.

[quote]That shit turd Lequizamo. Fucking die in a grease fire you sniveling pile of shit.

¿Como?

If they are going to let the Bruno song be added to the show, they better let that CODA girl sing Joni Mitchell and sign the song too or I’m crying foul!

No young people watch awards shows esp the Oscars.

Thread 3

I believe Jane Campion has already been put on suicide watch.

R543...I couldn't agree more. It's get worse every year.

Does King Richard talk about Serena using roids?

See, they even had BTS make a cameo.

A K-Pop commercial for Disney?

Amy hasn’t been around since the beginning

R543, American popular culture has been stripperfied for a couple decades at least.

Wow, man-groping AND whiteface?! Regina is wildin'!

That was so disrespectful to Tammy Faye.

So Riz Ahmed's craptaculous Long Goodbye video won? Wonder why he didn't get to perform one of his awful rap songs from that clip?

This annoying man is all over the place: actor, rapper, director, producer, activist. He needs to pick one and stick with it.

Wanda can play it off but the other two hosts are embarrassing.

R552, I know but someone how they think they can get back a young audience.

Back when we made Juno…

Exactly. You old cranky coots need to realize this isn’t 1967

Has Elliott had vocal cord surgery?

If Ellen Page had won a best actress Oscar in the past, would she have been required to return it?

Now you have a distinctive voice too, Elliot!

JK, Jennifer and Mental Illness presenting.

It's Elmo Page, looking studly!

Oh dear Elliott.

Jen Garner looks great.

[quote] Has Elliott had vocal cord surgery?

Yes, that's what they made her ladydick out of.

Elliott Page is the hottest male midget with intensely re-sculpted features in America!

Well ok then.

I thought Belfast was based some what on his life story, wouldn’t that be adapted screenplay since he’s adapting it from something?

Why is Jen Garner a presenter??

Wow, thrilled Branaugh has an Oscar.

FREAKSHOW!

Kenneth Branagh is still hot at 61.

This is Branagh's FIRST Oscar? Are you sure?

Elliott needed to present with the WSS midget not Jen Garner.

My mom had no clue Ellen Page was transitioning. She just asked me if the person on stage was the little girl.

R574 I usually am annoyed with her. But, she looks great in that dress.

Branagh! Sexy and talented. Not many like him in that auditorium right now.

I wonder if Elliot is going for the Peter Pan look. It sure looks like it.

Branaugh classy af. Looking good, too.

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Kenneth Branagh looks oily

Eliott would have been more convincing as a trans-munchkin elf.

I haven’t heard Elliott speak since, well, y’know.

Oh dear!!!

And the facial sculpting is a bit aggressive too, no? I chuckled watching Jen keep saying “what’s in your wallet?” I get head to get thru it while JK couldn’t completely hide his discomfort (disgust?)

Well...the speeches are shorter this year anyway..

Elliot Page should really look into doing some Fun Sized Boys videos with Legrand Wolf?

R578 gets the award for the stupidest comment of the night.

Shawn has such gay voice, honey.

why is Tracey Ellis Ross at the Oscars?

is she nominated? Is she in a film?

TRACEE and that other pussy on the Oscar stage. We truly are in The End Times.

Tracee put those boobs away. On the bright side they do distract from her face.

Do Black people eat Waldorf Salad, it seems like a very traditional WASP dish?

Tracee just had a kid???

Tracee Ellis Ross needs a bra

Tracy Ellis Ross gets the best award for boob engineering.

I like this lady ((can't remember her name right now) but I have mixed feelings about that dress. Love the color, but her breasts look like they want to break free and gallop across the plain.

I bet Dune will win again

Tracee Ellis Ross can make terrible jokes seem charming.

Will they be bringing out their dead soon?

what kind of work has Kenneth Branagh done on his face? He looks too good

Tracee Ellis Ross tries too hard.

r599 her mom's Diana Ross.

I did not want to see those SAGGY TITS!!!!

"The Power of the Dog" is getting "The Turning Point"-ed!

Let's see if we can make it to 700 comments in this thread!

I saw Kenneth in person. He is quite short but wow, I had no idea he's 60!!!

[quote]is she nominated? Is she in a film?

Not nominated, but she starred in a movie last year.

"songwriter"

There, I fixed it for you.

Shoot the dog! Shoot the dog!

Tracee, I can see your entire boob!

Disgraceful!

What is it with this family and boobs at award shows?

This is too funny

Note to the anti-woke trolls: You are why Trump lost in 2020.

No, Dog is getting Crashed under the I don't understand it, fuckers.

I like the sparkly disco ball dress. Have no idea who she is, nor the category

Looks like a (near?) total shut-out for THE POWER OF THE DOG. The idea that it and CODA are in competition in any way (much less that it's losing awards to CODA) is nauseating beyond belief -- they're not even the same species.

I like Branagh's acceptance speech the best so far.

I do like that men seem to be getting adventurous with their tuxes.

Kevin Costner was vaccinated with a victrola needle.

I was in the other room, did Will Smith really punch Chris Rock in the face?! WTF?