Academy Awards Official Thread PART 3

What the holy fuck is this???

Jesus, guys.

oh wow, how who it is!!! it's DL fav, damn she/he's so short!

Why would you chose to do that to your body? People are truly insane.

I liked Don't look up!

Why did they put Elliot between those two? Looks like their kid.

I didn’t

Elliot is clearly on hormones but I can only tell by the voice. Still looks womanly. Needs to take some more.

Elliott Page is creepy

why don't they have the winner's name at the bottom of the TV screen?!

He's had botox.

who is that fat cow in red he kissed?

OMG!!! MY EYES!!!!

I DO NOT WANT TO SEE SAGGY TITS!!!!!!

next year, everyone should just be naked.

Elliott could barely get Kenneth’s name out.

Shawn does look handsome.

Shawn seems so gay. He’s trying to cover his femme voice.

I see breast people.

Traci just no.

Shawn Mendez has a tiny, tiny voice.

He'd be nothing without a microphone and if he was ugly.

Tracee looks awful in that dress.

Tracee’s tits look sloppy

The Ariana DeBose dress, AGAIN?

Grandma, PUT THEM AWAY!

Shawn competing for Best Supporting Twink

Christ, did Jane Campion kick EVERYBODY’S dog in Hollywood?

[quote]Why did they put Elliot between those two? Looks like their kid.

lol I thought the same thing. It would have been funnier if it had Alison Janney instead of Jen Garner there.

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Shawn Mendes giving a screenplay award is worse than the Holocaust.

CODA definitely got a LOT of campaign dollars. It was Apple TV distributed.

I’d never really heard Shawn Mendes speak before. Jesus Christ that was textbook definition of “gay voice”

It is a star-studded night of twinks.

I actually love this disco ball dress.

I like that mirror ball dress, tho.

Yep - CODA will win Best Picture after winning Screenplay

The winner is classy. I like her dress.

Yes...the silver gown looked good...she wore it well

Why was Jason Bateman not on stage with the.Juno crew?

Why does E Page look like that? If only women could accept they might be butch dykes with bi tendency sometimes ffs

Top 5 Fan Favorite Films? Decided by who, those shit Buzzfeed writers?

Elliot Page looks like a ventriloquist doll.

Jennifer Garner adopted Elliot Page's kid in the movie Juno btw.

Who is voting for these fan favourites?

The Oscars have really gone downhill. It feels like the MTV awards. No real stars.

Poor Jane will have to make due with the Best Director award.

Do you think Shawn Mendes is going to get propositioned by some rich Hollywood elites to suck on his feet tonight?

And Shawn Mendes was there----WHY?

CODA is a schlock film to win best screenplay. Who is voting for these awards?

R43 that's a pretty good award

Where are the A listers?

Tracee Ellis Ross had no fucking business being on that stage. It’s like if Lucie Arnaz had been chosen to present the Best Original Screenplay to Paddy Chayevsky for Network.

Ah but this is the third annual Woke trainwreck of an Oscars so of course Ross is included.

I hope Timothée remembered to wear a dress shield this evening… otherwise he’ll leave unsightly underarm stains in the jacket of his slutty little ensemble de vêtements.

Shawn Mendes does absolutely have gay voice. He sounds like a weho twink.

Shawn Mendez is the the Robert Wagner for the new century.

Elliot sounds like Peter Brady when his balls were ready to drop.

[quote] Shawn seems so gay. He’s trying to cover his femme voice.

He didn't succeed, honey.

The last two years, the winner of Best Cinematography did not win Best Picture. I didn't go further back.

How many awards are left? Picture, director, actor, actress… what else?

And the In Memoriam, of course.

Diana Ross's hag daughter with a huge tit bag on her right side sure thinks she belongs there.

r49. She showed her dirty pillows.

CODA is the new CRASH

Shawn Mendes was seen backstage in deep conversation with Jacob Elordi.

The A listers get to slough in those couches in the front row.

R50 = It's sad that you think you have funny material. You do not.

Immediately shot to top of current trending topics

Shawn has a naturally high voice. That’s not gay.

It was nice to hear Shawn pronounce foreign names. His French was not bad. French gay voice.

I wonder if Elliott is taking some type of hormones to look like a young boy.

Tracee Ellis Ross is the definition of try-hard.

[quote] Shawn has a naturally high voice. That’s not gay.

R64 = Aaron Cockgobbler Schock's father.

True R50, I remember my mom saying that Secret deodorant was a bitch to get out of fabric.

R62=delusional frau cunt fangurrrl.

CODA didn’t have a massive campaign. It would have received more than 3 Oscar nominations. It’s just a liked film and very Positive during very serious times.

The Curious Case of Elliot Page

[quote] hormones to look like a young boy.

Yummy.

The year Crash won best picture in 2006, it didn't win Best Cinematography.

[quote] It was nice to hear Shawn pronounce foreign names. His French was not bad. French gay voice.

Canada is a bilingual country, French & English

[quote] Diana Ross's hag daughter with a huge tit bag on her right side sure thinks she belongs there.

Yeah, I can't stand that nepoist brat. She's worse than other nepotist brats like Dakota Johnson.

I just find is so desperate for a woman to showcase their tits like that. I mean, they are not even firm, they are saggy. Nobody needs to see that. It screams "I'm desperate".

I see so many recently divorced woman on insta like that, they start wearing deep plunging necklines, push up bras etc. so sad and pathetic.

oh wow, it's the bug eye actor.

We are in the End sad last days. This is horrific.

Rami looks worse than usual.

The Bryan Singer poster is cracking me up!

To the person who accused the "anti-woke" in the Oscar threads being the reason Trump lost. I voted for Biden, but that doesn't mean I can't comment on some of the PC ridiculousness.

Rami looks good

God I'd hate to see that Anteater Malek's face in 3D.

Actually I just hate to see it at all.

Hollywood is dead.

Or it's been a long time and we're finally realizing it.

Is Rami Malek about to pass out? His voice was so weak.

The incest siblings are performing. The 2011 movie Shame should remade with them in the roles played by Carey Mulligan and Michael Fassbender.

I wonder if Timothee will go pants less one year in lacy underwear and high heels.

It had a late start but they have been campaigning hard during voting r70.

[quote] Canada is a bilingual country, French & English

I didn't know that. I've been in stasis for the past 400 years.

I don't think Elliot is gonna get many more roles in movies. But to be fair, Ellen probably wouldn't have gotten many more roles either.

R82, you're blind

Dear God does Eilish ever actually sing with the volume turned up past three on the dial?

Rami's hair is great.

The sound is so spotty all night.

Rami seemed drunk.

Back to TCM...Age Of Innocence. Will read the thread for Oscar news...

That Bruno song is terrible.

Try not to slit your wrist! The goth queen is on. 💤💤💤💤

[quote]To the person who accused the "anti-woke" in the Oscar threads being the reason Trump lost. I voted for Biden, but that doesn't mean I can't comment on some of the PC ridiculousness.

This. I'm a moderate who leans left, but I too get bothered by the PC ridiculousness.

The only interesting thing about Billie Eilish is Gideon.....Okay Billie---enough with the funeral clothes...We get it--you're depressed. Got anything else?

At least this is a song.

That’s a suck-ass Bond song,

Jesus that’s horrible.

Rami was wasted.

Flame away, but this is the best Oscars in a long time. We're actually having fun!

Don't like this kind of singing. Didn't she make some kind of horrible remark awhile back? How did she get in?

Billie Eilish

This is the best song so far.

Billie is getting chubs. But this song was a good move because it moves her into more adult material.

Worst Bond theme in history- fuck this cunt.

I do not believe the Oscars will deprive Beyonce of an award. Though the gay voters might pull out a win for Reba...

Just now tuning in and I feel like I’m watching American Idol. Anyone else? The theatre seems so over lit. Dim the lights.

Gideon is a pile of bland with red hair and a beard.

That rat-faced Malek is an inexplicable leap from quirky, cult TV show he was good in (Mr Robot) on a par with Bradley (Will from Alias) Cooper.

Another utterly disposable nondescript "song."

She’s rebelling at the Powers That Be trying to make her into a blonde sex bomb for her last album. At least she’s not in baggy hip hop gear.

This was not a good year for movie music.

r101 I think of it as "white noise".

[quote] Timmy! Jacob Elordi! Shawn Mendes!

Good to see so many people of color presenting.

R81 Yep. tiresome knows no political party.

The LEGEND of he silver screen, currently downing straight scotch, is Sophia Loren.

Shirley Bassey she ain't

R104, the pacing is good.

Eilish looks like she's wearing maternity clthes from the 90s.

I agree R104. It's easily the best Oscars in years. Which I never, ever thought it'd be.

I have a spot for Billie.I have no idea why.

Billie Eyelash has a beautiful voice and is a superlative live performer. Utterly unique sounding voice. I'll give her that.

If Barbara Broccoli approved the song then there must must be something good about it

This has to be the worst Oscars ever. Even last year's shitshow felt classier. This feels like an MTV Awards show.

That was beautiful

Who is this heap of fabric on the stage?

Honestly, I was semi-impressed with Billie Eilish’s vocals.

These random ‘tributes’ are killing me.

Will Shawn Mendes be the pass around gangbang bottom of the power elite gay mafia tonight?

I agree this isn't a bad oscars, people here will always complain but there have been much worse Oscars. This one hasn't been a half bad production.

"Back to TCM...Age Of Innocence. Will read the thread for Oscar news..."

I'm with you. This Oscar crap is bad for one's health.

[quote] Rami looks good

Rami looks like Peter Lorre.

Rami and Elliot should've presented together. At least they're the same height.

Coming up next...

Hollywood brings out it's dead!

I guess they can give best song to .. Reba? the Beyonce song is terrible. I like the Encanto song but feels too early in his career for Lin Manuel Miranda to EGOT already... and just No to whispery boring Billie ....

I wonder how much Paramount had to pay ABC/Disney to promote The Offer.

Not posh enough.

Much better than last year's for sure

79 year old David Geffen has first dibs on Sean Mendes.

Even though it's now officially overtime, earlier on the show actually seemed to move along quite nicely.

It's been entertaining for nearly three hours with three threads to back it up.

Another car ad with the Alzo Spracht AND the apes...

r132 Tim-o-tay too! He asked for it dressing like a HO!!

That thing sitting on top of Kevin Costner's head is a fucking atrocity.

I think Rami is hot; what's wrong with me?

The production is good but the star wattage is very low. With more stars .Too many nobodies presenting.

So has West Side Story won anything?

I want to see a 45-year salute to Exorcist II: The Heretic

I miss the train station, at least it felt like it was going somewhere.

Power of the Dog losing - is actually an industry backlash towards Netflixs

Which is why they are going to deny Netflixs to win its first Best Picture Oscar - and instead give it to CODA & Apple TV Plus

Rami looked hot. Love his hair and his big blue/green eyes.

Agreed r76.

Even Jennifer Lopez, who is in superb physical condition; a condition that Ross doesn't come close to, couldn't get away with showing that much boobage.

And when Lopez does show her breasts, her gowns are constructed with clever, subtle, girding and support around the breast area that makes the difference between what she looks like and the disaster that is Ross.

R152, the train station was the lowest point of the Oscars history

I think it’s more backlash toward the overhyping of the movie and Campion. She turns people off.

..more stars it would work.

[quote]This has to be the worst Oscars ever. Even last year's shitshow felt classier. This feels like an MTV Awards show.

Last year's Oscars was death. I damn near bailed after not missing a show in literally 4 decades.

[r150] yes your out queer co-star won and thanked you personally

Do Will and Jada get premium seating??

[quote]Rami looks like Peter Lorre.

Rami Malek always looks like he's trying to eat chips as quietly as possible R135.

We cut eight categories for this shit.

Abbondanza!

Dune is winning all technicals.

Is it a good movie?

It must be, hell, it’s won everything. 😧

R136, exactly.

Poor Cumberbatch keeps watching it slip away...

They really need get rid of these twitter awards though, but at least it's barely covered as going into the commercial break. It's dumb as hell, a failed experiemenr.

R164 they are technical awards so the movie looks and sounds good.

why do you think the Academy would award Power of the Dog? Its pretentious and arty so they recognize that but its not pretentious in an obvious way, which is what the Academy awards. And it's lily white.

r166 he'll get his chance.

How many fucking awards has Dune won already? Didn't it bomb?

Going to be honest, I wasn't expecting it but the only highlight so far was Amy Shumer's monologue. She was laugh out loud funny.

So, are they going to end the night with the best actor award again?

Regina Hall is going to kiss her career goodbye with these jokes unfortunately

Is Sir Anthony Hopkins going to present the best actress award ?

Geez can't Judi Dench get some good dental work?

The political stuff isn't funny.

Dame Judy needs a dentist more than an Oscar.

The "work harder" joke was funny telling Dame to move her ass.

There's an orchestra? Who knew?

I had no idea Dame Judi Dench was missing teeth

Doesn’t best picture end the show?

Hopkins was on the red carpet, so he might, R175.

WTF is with Judy's teeth? What was that thing with the hole in her mouth? A tooth?

Cringefest.

Oh dear, Dame Judi is partly-deaf, semi-blind and semi-toothless.

I agree, r174. I love Regina but this is not her best moment.

Wanda Sykes' career needs to end tonight.

I love Chris Rock!

Sad last days of Regina King

I’m thinking that they will give the big award to a movie that didn’t stream at home.

The minute they give an Oscar to a streamer, that’s when movie theaters die.

Can’t let that happen so only a released theater movie will win.

I’m okay with that. I still go to the movies.

What is happening?

Did your sound just cut out?

If any male host had felt up any female presenters he would have been arrested the second he walks off stage.

Dune was a box office success

Judi should at least be able to afford a dental implant.

Just lost sound. That's weird.

What the hell just happened??

Judi Densch missing a tooth.

Way to show your ass, Smith.

Did Will and Chris just go at it???

😱.

What did Will say?

What the fuck is going on?! Whatever happened brought things to a screeching halt and has Rock shook!

Will did not appreciate that joke.

Was that punch for real?

What is going on?

What the hell was that????

Will smith called him out!?

wait what the fuck

Are we signing again?

What he say?

Smith said "keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth."

The orchestra only for the last hour. Checks not big enough?

!!!!!!

What the fuck just happened?

R209 It looked like it.

I lost sound for a good 5-10 seconds. Anyone else?

Thin skinned. And SO unprofessional Will.

Can Marlee tell us what Will Smith was saying to Chris Rock?

What just happened with Will and Chris??

I love blue velvet. Jaida is not pleased.

OMG, Comedy is truly dead. The GI Jane joke was fucking hilarious.

Jada is such a sour cunt. And Will is an asshole.

What the fuck? Was that for real?

The blurped out the sound, was that punch for real? Jada is such a bitch, can't take a joke.

Best Director Jane Campion has still not been announced.

Will the unedited footage make it to the internets before Smith has it wiped?

Last year was the worst. It can't go anywhere but up...so this year is better, I guess.

HAHAHA !! R220

Chris Rock fucked up.

Quest Love is an Oscar winner...ugh.....WOKE..

Ha, ha, ha. I love live tv.

Will was yelling and he looked pissed. WTF did he say?

The sound cut for me, what went down between Will and Chris?

I honestly can't tell if that was staged because Chris did seem truly nervous after.

GI Jane 2 !

Chris Rock -- feel bad for him. Smith can't take a joke, neither can his "wife".

Will said something like you don’t mention my wife’s name blah blah blah.

BY the end of the night Chris Rock is gonna have less toofs than Judy!

[quote] Did your sound just cut out?

I cut my sound off in that unpleasant exchange.

Will Smith actually punched him

Was that all over the GI Jane joke?

Really?

Or did I miss it?

Who’s! Jada rolled her eyes, Chris joked, Will came up and punched Chris and yelled at him. Chris is in shock!

I hope Will Smith loses tonight, smug bastard.

Anthony Hopkins will present Best Actress

But last year;s winner Frances McDormand is a no show, and will NOT be presenting Best Actor

Wtf just happened Will Smith saying fuck wasn’t cut in UK feed

The joke wasn’t funny but not worth being a poor sport over.

Summer of Soul was great!

Smith said "keep my wife's pussy eating mouth out of your fucking mouth."

LOL. Will Smith just destroyed his career before getting the Oscar. Chris Rock's joke wasn't even that stingy.

I think what I saw was Will Smith either punch or try to punch Chris Rock and then Rock said, "Will Smith just b*slapped me!" Then Smith looked like he yelled, "You need to keep my wife's name out of your f*ing mouth." This is just what I think happened; I didn't have sound either.

STFU QuestLove....

[quote] Timmy! Jacob Elordi! Shawn Mendes! Oh my! So many young hotties at this years Oscar’s.

Oh, dear.

And they’re hot if you’re into kids.

Jada and Will both think their shit doesn't stink.

They both look like assholes tonight.

I hope they get Chris Rock to host next year.

he's crying.

GI Jane Shrew

Let’s take this to Burger King and really have a brawl

Will is going to win tonight but I am glad that moment will sour his win forever.

R245, Frances doesn't want to risk being punched by Will Smith.

Maybe there was something to the Will Smith/Ethan Hawke Oscars Incident.

That was not a joke. Twitter will tell us soon.

damn, beyonce is fat, she has like 3 chins

If Will Smith was supposed to get the award, I hope they ditch it and give it to Benedict. That was classless and very arrogant act.

Looks like Will was cursing him out! Was that staged because if not Will was out of line. I think Will lost it. Not right. not good, it was a joke. Oh no! He just tarnished his career!

BAND------>>>Play off the rambler....

Rock did his job, Smith went all privileged asshole. Who does he think he is, Denzel?

It wasn't staged. Chris and Will would've let that be known. Rock is truly shook up...

That was live shit going down.

That was for Jude Law, Chris.

[quote] Who’s! Jada rolled her eyes, Chris joked, Will came up and punched Chris and yelled at him. Chris is in shock!

Speak English.

What happened?

That was a real swing by Will Smith. He must have learned how when he did Ali.

You would have thought Regina's joke would have bothered Will more:

[quote]Will Smith... You’re married, but you know what? You’re on the list, and it looks like Jada approved you, so you get on up here!”

What is happening??

Oscar winner Questlove

I want Will to lose tonight, just to see him and Jada storm out.

they say there's no time for all the nominees but we get that inane banter about a salad being a screenplay or whatever the hell that was between Shawn and Tracee

Rock was in shock.

Will Smith is likely drunk.

[quote] Flame away, but this is the best Oscars in a long time. We're actually having fun!

Completely agree. Last year's was the worst, and I've been watching it for over 30 years.

the people with the hardest job tonight, Chris Rock, is the audience.

That was shocking. Will Smith is off. WTF. Talk about overreacting. He just fucked himself over, and how.

They are probably opening up the Best Actor envelope back stage to make sure Will Smith's name isn't announced.

I think Biggie Smalls KILLER is on the stage....He clearly made the most money off Biggies death...

When you diversify the Oscars you got to expect ALL of the culture.

[quote]I honestly can't tell if that was staged because Chris did seem truly nervous after.

It was definitely not staged. Though both actors’ camps might claim it was tomorrow.

Loss of the audio was ABC censors as they have a mute button

Kid in blue looked scared

I missed the Will and Chris Rock exchange...hope there will be a clip later.

From someone who was there. It's already on Twitter.

will smith playing richard williams, we now know it was a "stretch" (sarcasm!)...

I'm rewinding to see if I can make out what happened.

damn, they got p diddy to present? Is he an actor?!

Will Smith told Chris Rock to "keep his wifes name out of his FUCKING mouth"

I think the punch really hit because it was caught in the microphone.

Matt Oswalt on Twitter:

[quote]hopefully the cast of Coda can fill us in on what Will Smith said #Oscars

WTF is he even doing here?! Oscars is definitely low rent now.

I replayed that moment, and Will was actually laughing. I think Jada said something, and he had to go macho.

Keep my beard's name out of your fucking mouth!

I was rooting for Will to win, but that was poor behavior on his part. That joke from Rock was innocent.

He's just as much of an asshole as his wife.

Chris semi-mocked Jada's buzzcut. But she is not a nominee, not anything, and should have been off-limits.

This was not staged. This was insane.

Not scripted. Will Smith is such an uptight cunt.

Finally! Something actually happened at the Oscars!! Hahahaha!

This needs to be the last year for this stupid show. Such trash.

PDiddy's comments make it clear the punch was real.

Will Smith will never live this down. Thank God.

Yawn....Godfather Tribute?.....I miss VHS tapes I could fast forward...

What I don't get is it SEEMS like Smith LAUGHED at the joke at first, then saw Jada roll her eyes and then went on stage and acted like a 10 year old bully.

I didn't think I could loathe Will and Jada more but tonight they took it to a whole new level (low).

First, they are obviously seated differently from anyone else to kiss their asses.

Then Chris made a joke. A JOKE. And Jada got all offended. And Will got all manly.

Why? Because he thought there were LESBIAN tones to the joke?

Fuck them. I am glad this will sour his moment tonight.

I agree with those who said the Bond song was good. I was surprised. It was quite elegant.

I hated Will Smith before this evening and can't stand him even more now. What a fucking asshole!

The Godfather cast reunion -- this could be the saddest Oscar moment ever.

Ben and J-Lo must have stayed home. At least Jennifer Garner doesn't have to deal with them tonight.

Knowing how out of step I am, I'm probably going to be wrong about this, but I hope people are not going to side with Will Smith on this. Chris Rock should press charges. On the other hand, Smith pretty much shock punched Rock and the latter stood his ground.

But I wouldn't be shocked if social media is making Smith out to be the big man.

First time I’ve seen Diddy’s eyes.

The G.I. Jane joke wasn't all that mean. I fucking hate Will and Jada more now.

Diversity!

Turn the show over to black people, and look what happens!

Did P. Diddy get a facelift?

NONE OF THAT WAS BLEEPED IN AUSTRALIA

WILL SMITH SAID “KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH”

It was only a matter of time before the Oscars turned into the Source Awards.

Finally some true movie stars.

Will Smith is a class-less shit.

Will Smith has a habit of slapping people. Didn't he slap someone a year or so ago? Assault!

Is Daddy's girl Sofia Coppola there tonight?

wow! the italians!!! too bad they can't save this sinking ship.

[Quote] Chris semi-mocked Jada's buzzcut. But she is not a nominee, not anything, and should have been off-limits.

Off limits? What rule is that?

Back to the Philadelphia ghetto with you, trash. Can't behave like an adult in public.

But was it assault-assault?

The Godfather 1 and 2 still hold up. I will always have a soft spot for Pacino even though he has been like DeNiro taking some roles for the $$$$

Will better enjoy his win tonight because he won’t get another after what he just pulled.

Is Andrew Garfield white?

Pacino needs a new wig.

Diddy sucked Smith's dick about making up.

Rock needs to have him arrested for assault.

Here it is.

You call that a reunion? Where's James Caan, Robert Duvall, Talia Shire, Diane Keaton, hell, Gianni Russo?

Will assaulted him. it was - and for one on DL I am not kidding when I use this term - LITERAL VIOLENCE!!!

well I guess this show wasn't boring after all...

I honestly thought that was a joking fake punch at first... my screen froze while Will was cursing Chris out

Bobby looks good now he got rid of that useless fat cow.

Real apparently

Yes -- SMITH LAUGHS at the joke, then Jada rolls her eyes -- THEN he goes up and smacks Rock.

What a pussy.

" But she is not a nominee, not anything, and should have been off-limits."

Still doesnt give you license to assault someone - on live TV to boot.

I hope Rock presses charges against Will Smith. What a fucking asshole. He and his family are just fucking horrible.

Worst Oscars ever. The reticent bullshit of last year is now full-fledged, out-of-control, black-men-fighting, showboating, self-congratulating trashiness. This is low. And having adults act like spoiled brats who need that gold star or their Jesus is going to go to hell....

Fun?

I've seen train wrecks before. The worst part is what happens to the caboose, and this shit show's caboose is getting ready to smack into the wreckage in a particularly creepy way.

When they cut to Will and Jada after the G. I. Jane joke, Will was laughing.

[quote] Will Smith has a habit of slapping people. Didn't he slap someone a year or so ago? Assault!

It would be hilarious if Will wins and then gets dragged off by LAPD on camera for assault charges.

Will Smith is going to win an Oscar tonight...and wtf. This is so awkward now after that outburst.

The producers are quickly adding Will Smith's career to the end of the In Memorium segment.

Worst Oscars because no one saw any of those movies

Let's judge by the applause when Will gets the Oscar.

Price-Waterhouse going in and "re-evaluating" the Best Actor votes as we speak!

OK, I just rewatched. Chris makes the GI Jane 2 joke, Jada rolls her eyes, Will laughs, Chris laughs, then Will's walks on to the stage, Chris is still laughing, smacks Chris, sits back down and starts yelling. Sound goes off for like 20 seconds.

I honestly think it was real, because Will and Chris aren't that great of actors. Also, some of the others in the audience looked shocked.

[quote] Chris semi-mocked Jada's buzzcut. But she is not a nominee, not anything, and should have been off-limits.

No, I'm sorry but if you are famous, dressed like a giant head of lettuce, and sitting up front, you are fair game.

Not that the racists needed any more reason to hate on liberals, but......

One would think Will and Jada would be happy with any mention because it puts the camera on them

[quote] They are probably opening up the Best Actor envelope back stage to make sure Will Smith's name isn't announced

Fucking arrogant asshole, both he and his wife. Hope his career is over. Give that Oscar to Benedict!

R309, I mean really, right? Why so upset? Jada has been parceling out the most intimate details of their hetero hookups but then gets pissy when someone points out their homo hookups. So hypocritical. She's the one who the opened the door to all this.

Again, here's the clip. Will LAUGHS at Chris' joke.

Everyone will clap so hard when a non-white person wins, if they don't, they will be seen as racist.

Will should crack a joke: "I'd like to thank my lovely wife, G. I. Jada."

He should be booed off the stage if he wins.

Bringing on the dead son.

Totally staged. What a cheap trick to an already stupid telecast.

Bringing on the dead soon.

They way Will acted and behaved...so gay.

It's worth repeating -- worst acting winners in years.

Will Smith is a complete asshole who ruined his own expected win.

The insider tweet said Jada has spoken openly about her hair loss.

Here it is

That was vile. Will Smith should not win anything. Give it to anyone else.

Why would they stage that? What's the point?

The joke wasn't even that bad. Rock could have really went someplace.

[quote] " But she is not a nominee, not anything, and should have been off-limits."

What fucking bullshit. Comedians [bold]always[/bold] make fun of famous actors at the Oscars, including actors who were not nominated for anything nor presenting.

omg what are they doing with their hands? no need!

It was all staged because they knew news would get around so quickly and everyone would tune in to see Will win his Oscar!

I wonder if that was staged, though...Will and Chris. You know...there's always has to be a crazy, "controversial" event at the Oscars....for drama. It's boring otherwise. Yeah...Smith and Jada really don't think their shit stink. Two bloated egomaniacs.

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I wonder if Marlee is taking bathroom break now during the dead people segment.

They can tack Will Smith's career onto the In Memoriam

Will Smith is out of control. Wow he showed his ass.

why so sensitive? He can crack jokes about others but others can't ?

[quote] You call that a reunion? Where's James Caan, Robert Duvall, Talia Shire, Diane Keaton, hell, Gianni Russo?

That's the weird thing. Caan has been tweeting NON-STOP about the anniversary, so it was expected he would be there. Weird.

I agree r359. He deserves to get an assault charge, he can't just win an Oscar like nothing happened. This is insane.

Was that real or not?

It'd be fucking funny if they decided not to give out the Best Actor award now.

[quote] Rock could have really went someplace.

Oh, dear!

Looks like it was real.

why are they dancing?!!!! Are they happy these people died?! so disrespectful!!!!

Now I have to watch.

My posts seem to lag here, unedited version again

The Oscars have now sunk to the level of a WorldStar HipHop video.

R367 I'm usually not fazed by things like that, but Will Smith seemed scary.

It was real.

R361, it has to be staged. Come on.

Not a soul cares about Jen Garner R313

WTF is this Sister Act nonsense??

[quote] Caan has been tweeting NON-STOP about the anniversary,

James Caan's one twitter follower is on DL!

[quote]why are they dancing?!!!! Are they happy these people died?! so disrespectful!!!!

Well Marlee Matlin is probably secretly happy about one of the deaths.

R383 Or when he wins, have the presenter just hand it to him, no congratulations, fake kiss, etc.

If he wins, he should be the bigger man and apologize right there and then. If not, Chris Rock should press charges.

Fuck you Will Smith!! Andrew Garfield was so much better than you!!!!

#OscarsSoFucked

Gospel music.

[quote] Ben and J-Lo must have stayed home. At least Jennifer Garner doesn't have to deal with them tonight.

But she had to deal with Elliot Page. Jennifer looked like she'd rather be having a Brazilian wax.

he threw a hissy fit. does that improve his image? why would he stage that?

R366 I don't think the joke was about her hair loss. It was about her butch persona.

R392 - didn't look at all staged to me. Smith's shouting at the end was not joking.

Well...it's in keeping with the theme of what's happening today...people getting punched out, or worse, for no reason. Just keeping relevant...lol

oh my.....The memoriam has gone Ghetto Sassy....

I hope Chris Rock has the police waiting for him when he walks off stage. That was assault,

why is she holding a fucking dog? I don't understand this year's oscar!!!!

Whether it was staged or not…it’s not good for anyone.

Why is that cunt Betty getting special treatment?

Will Smith - "people are recording it now"

The Oscars went overboard in correcting their racial recognition.

This looks like the BET Awards. It's over the top and insulting.

I"m all for representation - but this is ridiculous. It's almost they're doing it on purpose so they can say - see? the ratings went down!

I love how the Academy somehow instinctively knew to send P. Diddy out right after what the hell that was with Will Smith and Chris Rock

He didn't smack him he PUNCHED him. It's like the fucking source awards right now.. ghetto. Despicable behavior by everyone. He should be hauled out by security.

I used to work at an all black high school. We’d have pretty good assemblies with good entertainment for the kids. But a fight would always break out and end the show. The kids would says to me n——-s always ruin things. Chris Rock has a famous routine about the same thing. And now this!

R373, it has to be that. Although, I don't know why they would want to make themselves look that way. It goes against Will's image as a good guy.

R370 "Rock could have really went someplace."

Why would Smith agree to stage something that makes him look like a lunatic?

Based on his performance in Fargo, I don't think Chris Rock is capable of faking that reaction. He was rattled!

Why would the police be waiting for Chris Rock, R406?

OPRAH!!!

Golden Girls. Thank you for being a friend. DL heaven.

this segment is extra long this year.

OscarsSoDesperatelyBlack

100% sure that they will do damage control and said it's all scripted after the show. But the audience know better.

Marlee just did a quick Live Instagram of her shitting on William Hurt's star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. She is now headed over to Will Smith's.

Tweet by Paul Rudnick:

Will Smith and Chris Rock were clearly debating Downton Abbey versus Gilded Age.

Betty White would have loved that tribute.❤️

Was William Hurt on the dead roll?

Imagine being Will Smith right now and having to sit there in the audience and watch this shit right now...for another hour.

Omg can we stop with the race shit? All black people aren’t responsible for how Will Smith behaves

Will smith said, "Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth". Japanese tv didn't censor it

oh please, what's a few punches between pals?! they'll be sucking each other off later.

No Gaspard Ulliel in the memoriam?

They wanted diversity, they got it. Blacks are bringing some class to these events.

In Memoriam: Will Smith's career

I hope Chris Rock put some ice on it.

There must be more to the story--there's just no way Will Smith did that over some stupid award show banter. We'll hear about some backstory soon enough.

They got singers to cover up who did and didn't get applause on In Memoriam.

R386 A celebration of their lives. They took us to Church.

QUESTION = Why has Diddy never been questioned in the Biggie Smalls case?

No wonder the Will Smith kids are so messed up with those two as parents.

R430, pattern recognition is a thang

They are backstage stuffing the envelope of Best Actor..

There are a lot of people defending Will Smith online

Yeah, no way is Rock good enough to fake his reaction. He was completely thrown and fumbled the award announcement.

R403, I think the joke was about GI Jane being a fucking awful movie. And probably also about JPS never having a decent career.

[quote] Why would the police be waiting for Chris Rock, [R406]?

There's probably a couple of law enforcement agencies there for security purposes. They might wonder if it was staged or not, if not they could ask Chris Rock if he wants to press charges.

the show's producers are crossing out Will Smith's name on the best actor ballot and writing in Benedict Cumberbatch right now

R441, if he does that shit in the most public possible way imagine how he treats his kids.

He's a good actor, I never would have thought this was his true self.

[quote] I"m all for representation - but this is ridiculous.

OR...

Hollywood is a business and they realized that producing quality work by diverse artists is profitable. Subsequently, said artists are being recognized.

[quote] Worst Oscars ever.

No that was the year my sister won.

R442 I don’t see a pattern of black people arguing at the Oscar’s. Time to grow up.

Wow, smith is so classy, his parents must be so proud, they really taught him well!

Ban them. Vile.

The Italians need to take Will Smith out of the building and teach him a lesson.

R448 Let's hope so!

Lots of people defending Smith on Twitter.

What a snooze fest

Well, if anyone doubted that Will Smith is heterosexual they won't now! Defending his woman like a REAL MAN!

Gay man overcompensates ... he acted like he thinks a straight guy would.

Meanwhile, Javier Bardeem and Penelope Cruz laughed at how he can't win b/c she didn't. They laughed.

That was the worst thing to ever happen at The Oscars. Hands down. It was a personal physical assault. I still can't believe it. Speechless.

Hopefully Warren and Faye are giving out Best Actor and give it to Benedict

Don't worry... Will will apologize, Chris will come out and they'll hug it out while the audience will plotz a over itself.

R458 I'm not surprised. Are there any Chris Rock defenders?

[quote] Lots of people defending Smith on Twitter.

Gee, I wonder who

[quote]Why would the police be waiting for Chris Rock,

Dude, Chris have the police waiting to arrest the guy that just assaulted him on live TV. Damn.

I saw the twitter footage, he looks so gay!

they need to add Will SMith's career to the In Memoriam

You know that first TV auntie is going to weigh in on this.

Just proves that Will is a pussy and Jada has his balls.

They are lesbian cunt on cunt action.

During this break, Denzel pulled Will aside to talk to him and they walk away from their seats together. Denzel now has his arm around Jada and is kneeling next to her even though the show has started. #Oscars

I just want to see Jessica Chastain win. She's a good girl doing right by Tammy Faye.

Travolta came in his pants when Smith stood up for his beard.

That “in Memoriam” segment was THE WORsT!!

Will any comedian ever have the balls to make another joke about either Jada or Will, I hope so.

If I were Will Smith's publicist, I would be quitting right about now.

[quote] Well, if anyone doubted that Will Smith is heterosexual they won't now! Defending his woman like a REAL MAN!

He’s a cuck. His wife is banging a 20 yo boy.

Turn the oven to OFF. The Oscars are done.

And, bigots, not because they're "woke" as you stupidly want to characterize them.

They've always been a trainwreck and now the wreck has arrived at the depot.

He was on that final collage, r428.

Do you think Will is on drugs? They gotta be on something.

Re: R471

R453, you haven't seen a lot of affirmative action representation at the Oscars until #oscarssowhite and now you see the result.

It's not just the Oscars, there is a real culture of macho shit in the black community and here you go.

pig vomit won.

Fuck Dune's production, they couldn't even turn on a light.

I just want to see the Irving Thalberg Award for Biggest Cunt.

Apparently the reason that Rock's joke hit a nerve because Jada has a condition...

The electric power on my street in New Orleans just went out...I have no Oscar telecast. :-/

Thanks, R479.

The Oscars have turned into the BET Awards. They were asking for trouble with this woke shit. Just like the Republican Party embracing Trump, Hollywood embracing wokeism will be its downfall. They’ve created a monster.

r457, I'd pull out a restraining order and skewer the shit out of both of them.

Uncensored Australian version.

Comforting WIll??? For what? He's the one who acted like an asshole.

[quote] That “in Memoriam” segment was THE WORsT!!

I actually thought it was the best, but I grew up going to "homegoing celebrations" so it wasn't alien to me.

Supposedly Jada Pinkett has the disease that doesn't allow her hair to grow and he said she was up for a part in GI Jane.

Will is always an asshole

Jada doesn't have a "condition," she has hair loss from decades of stupid hair-dos.

God. The racist, whose name starts with a J, is out of control. I can make sure that changes.

Who won?

Jake is still sooooo fuckable. King.

Slow motion slap

Denzel comforting Will = asshole on asshole action

thanks for that twitter footage, even bradley cooper was comforting him. Bradley is a nice guy.

Diane Warren ROBBED again...

What a fucking travesty!!!!

Such bullshit!!!

I don't give a shit about Billie Eyelash but I am fucking GLAD Lin Manuel FUCKING Miranda lost.

That offsets the bad juju Smith brought to the ceremony.

Unless Jada has been getting chemo, then Will's reaction is completely ridiculous

I'm not big on Eilish and her brother but it was the best song of the paltry bunch.

Billie's was the best.

[quote] And, bigots, not because they're "woke" as you stupidly want to characterize them.

[quote]They've always been a trainwreck and now the wreck has arrived at the depot.

Wrong and wrong. Continue telling yourself that wokeism isn’t a problem and continue watching the fallout.

Zoe Kravitz's eyebrows need a little tweezing to tame them.

What an ugly couple of

[Quote]Bradley is a nice guy.

HA!

After that Chris Rock punch, I wonder if Dave Chappelle is getting a little nervous.

This is what happens when these cunts live in a bubble, they think they are hot shit and can do no wrong, special treatment etc etc...

they can behave badly and get away with it because they are a celeb!!

Don't you know!??!

They need to use R500's cllp when they do Will Smith's In Memorium segment. Hopefully next year.

[quote]Comforting WIll??? For what? He's the one who acted like an asshole.

Denzel is an asshole like Will. Plenty of stories about Denzel treating people like shit on film sets have gone around for years. It's not suprising Denzel would defend what Will did to Chris Rock. If that shit wasn't staged, I'm betting there's going to be some drama in black Hollywood with people who defend Will and others who think he went too far with hitting Chris Rock.

Kevin looks good.

#JacketSoTight

Nothing for Beyawnce

Billie Eilish's song is in the bottom tier of Bond songs, but it was the only one performed tonight that's lingered in my head.

R486, and yet, Smith was on camera, laughing.

Jesus, imagine if someone had lost it during one of Ricky Gervais' Golden globe gigs.

Those hairplugs paid off for Kev

R503 Her face when they read the name, I thought she was having a stroke on air.

Costner is a Repug. BOO rip that rug off his head.

The black Xenu dyke has alopecia. She’s been screaming this forever, you know, so she can be a perpetual victim. She admits to hating white women and has turned her daughter into a white-hating Jew-hating racist. I hope the Smiths drive off a cliff.

[quote] "homegoing celebrations"

What are those?

Hilarious that ALL anyone will be talking about tomorrow is Will Smith....

Will should be asked to leave after assaulting Chris. I never liked his punk ass, anyway…

too much orange make up but very slim and good looking at his advanced age.

There haven't been any good songs since Philadelphia.

He has to apologize!!!!

[quote]Diane Warren ROBBED again...

Well, she certainly thought so — she couldn’t even muster up a smile and a polite clap for the winner.

Christ this is gonna give JAda about a year's worth of that goddamn round table shitshow of hers.

Denzel Washington is Will Smith. He hates gays and goes nuts on anyone who doesn’t treat him like royalty. Blacks have destroyed this event.

You dont do that shit on live tv.

They waited till late to bring out the white guys.

Chris Rock should do his routine about black people vs. n——-s. Very appropriate right now.

Do you think the producers and ABC bigwigs are right now trying to get Will Smith and Chris Rock to appear together at the end of the show?

Wait, is Kevin Costner still talking about his first experience watching porn?

LOL, Diane Warren was visibly pissed and cussing after she lost.

Jake just coveting Billie Eilish's award.

You cannot use violence to solve ANY problem. doesn't matter what happened. doesn't give you a right to do anything.

He is not r524. He endorsed Pete!!

Diane Warren's face when she lost. OMG.

I guess that little kerfluffle of mine and La La Land can now be forgotten.

Kevin Cosner is classy...

Jeez, Kevin -- thank god he's good-looking!

Denzel is an asshole, but so is Chris Rock. I'm sure a lot of people there have wanted to slap him at least once.

Not excusing it, just saying I can imagine why some folks might want to cut Will some slack.

So they're just going to carry on with the show? How is this happening?

OK Kevin is so boring.

R532 Diane Warren seems to be on the autism spectrum.

Kevin has some new dentures and seems depressed.

Has Will Smith ever hit anyone before? Never heard about him having a temper.

That "punch" looked really fake. Bad acting on both sides.

Nice speech Kevin.

Will took that "King" thing a little too seriously.

Diane Warren is the Susan Lucci of the Oscars

Will Smith should just be grateful that Chris Rock is a gracious, decent human being.

I hope Branaugh wins because he's given the best acceptance speech so far.

Ms Bradley Cooper was enthusiastically comforting Will Smith.

[quote] Zoe Kravitz's eyebrows need a little tweezing to tame them.

She’s another one who needs to go away. She’s the same as the Smith children. No talents who get jobs thanks to their parents.

Kevin Costner has feathers in his hair and feathers in his head. The Indians should have called him 'Plays with Camera.'

The Power of the Dog won.

R506 exactly what I was hoping to say. If it were from chemo or some legitimate HEALTH condition then yes, of course don’t go there.

Otherwise, fuck them. And people are comforting Will? This is fucked up.

Did Kevin Costner get too much botox. He cant talk his mouth isn’t moving.

Come home, Jane! All is forgiven!

Seriously r548. Chris Rock got assaulted and we are pretending like nothing happened.

I don't care what the joke is, you don't have the right to hit people.

I want kenneth's plastic surgeon's number. he looks too good for his age! the beard probably hides a lot.

The Power of the Dog finally won something!

I don't care for most of the nominees but at least this train wreck have made the threads interesting

Will could have waited until later to deal with Rock...not on live TV FFS..

damn, her list is so long.

[quote] Jake is still sooooo fuckable. King.

His last name is Gyllenhaal.

[...]

Campion! VINDICATED. Hoorah! And the jibe about Costner was funny. Basically, "Mary!"

Of the 93 films that have been awarded Best Picture, 67 have also been awarded Best Director.

Jane Campion won Director as expected, but I'm still not convinced that "Dog" will win Best Picture

They should fucking boo Smith if he ends up winning.

Now Will Smith is over smiling and laughing at everything

Part 4

R553 but why would they do it? It goes against Will's image. And image is everything.

Will Smith she be automatically disqualified for his actions. He should not even be considered for the honor.

Campion knows her stuff.

They were telling WIll Smith to calm his tits.

[quote]Christ this is gonna give JAda about a year's worth of that goddamn round table shitshow of hers.

This will probably happen. She'll make the rounds about having alopecia and I wouldn't put past her or Will to label Chris a "bully" or "mean". Then there will be a campaign about alopecia awareness.

[quote] I don't care what the joke is, you don't have the right to hit people.

Blacks don’t agree with you. This is how they behave.

Is this Meryl Streep's quirky lesbian twin?

Smith won. He’s black. That’s all Hollywood cares about. Funny how it’s the worst thing they’ve done to themselves.

R566 you post as if we in the DL universe are supposed to do something about it.

R526 They are funerals in the evangelical community, both black and white. Instead of mourning the deceased you celebrate their life and that they have now gone on to their real home with God.

"It’s like if Lucie Arnaz had been chosen to present the Best Original Screenplay to Paddy Chayevsky for Network"

They asked me, but Gary said no.

Costner looks like he'd rather be in hell.

why didn't security do anything? someone rushed the stage! useless cunts

I don't care what condition she has. He has no right to hit someone.

That set design looks like an accident waiting to happen.

Will Smith is a closet case scumbag. I hope he's arrested for assualt. It wasn't fake. You can hear when he makes contact.

As a dead atheist I am triggered.

R585, as someone just posted on FB “Will done bring the Philly to Hollywood!”

Disgusting. Thug behavior shouldn’t be tolerated. And that was thug behavior right there.

I’m pretty sure Rock was bullied as a kid, by the way.

[quote]the beard probably hides a lot.

Thank God!

Regina insulted Will's open marriage but he laughed fakely loud at that. He picked on Chris Rock because he knew he could get away with it

R584, if need be she can come talk to me.

Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race for the Cure

[quote]Why the fuck is Kevin Costner giving a speech?

Because he's pretentious and it's his favorite.

Is Peacock desperate to get attention for the shows that were released more than a month ago?

Jada's sensitive about her hair loss. Then, how does she feel when her daughter is singing about "whipping her hair back and forth"?

Thanks, R589.

They are vulgar trash. And not just because of her green caterpillar dress.

Will Smith has to say sorry. He is setting a bad example worldwide!

I guess Jada has saved a fortune on waxing the wheat field over the years.

Jada better get used to having a bald head the rest of her life - cuz no one is believing this alopecia garbage.

I hate Jada's faux spiritual bullshit. And Will Smith acted a fool.

If Rock were smart, the moment he walked off stage, he would have called the police and demanded Smith get arrested immediately for assault. It was witnessed all over the world on live tv. And make them wait to do it just as his name is announced.

Fox News happy to have another issue to distract from Clarence & Ginni Thomas.

well, he's utter trash. action speaks louder than words.

Take that Sam Elliott you Repug

[quote] Costner looks like he'd rather be in hell.

Well I sat through The Postman. That was hell.

As somebody said above, the first Auntie Viv is at home clapping and saying "I told you so"

Guess all those rumors about WIll having a violent temper are true. That was career suicide.

Well...Don't like Jada, but she doesn't look bad without hair. Nice shaped head and face to pull it off.

C'mon Jessica.

Are they moving the stars around the tables or are they just getting up and mingling themselves? It seems like every time they show the audience the stars are in different places. Too bad Reba's part of the show is over because now she is dressed like an Oscar.

you are not from this world R609. Nothing will be done. Do you think the LAPD is gonna go on live TV to arrest a black man when the whole world is watching?! yeah, right!

John Travolta is pathetic.

Liking Travolta's new look...sexy

I wonder if Will will address the slap during his Best Actor acceptance speech.

wow!! it's Uma! haven't seen her in ages

uh oh...Will the Puncher Will be on the stage?

Oh please, nothing will happen. Will smith is box office gold. Only the bottom line matters.

Uma looks great!

Andrew looks good

Not a lot of clapping for WIll

on a side note, that brief clip of chris evans announcing his next film (a animation film) damn he looked so handsome! whew lordy be!....

Nobody watched Denzels crappy movie..

Need Part 4

Cunt won.

Clapping for himself. Pig.

oh Fuck...that fucker won

seriously, he just outed himself. he looked really gay while uttering those curse words.

He's crying...boo fucking hoo.

so fake.

Fierce defender of his family....now his self important BS

Is Wills Girly Son in attendance?...

I didn't watch this movie. predictable shite.

And God spoketh---go forth and PUNCH Chris Rock....

Will is an actor...And this whole Jesus act with tears is a sham...

"I want to be a vessel of love"..............wow.........I thought you were more of a vessel of violence just an hour ago...

Part 4 was already started

r572 Was he there tonight?

I thought threads stopped at 600?