Florida man busted after masturbating inside a Miami Beach Starbucks

Why is this even a crime. Could they not just send him in his way? Starbucks are individual bathrooms. So many prudes. Not like he was ugly or anything, just horny.

Hmmm

Was he offering free cream to clients?

He's tubby. Not horrible looking. Nasty exhibitionist marginal man.

I suddenly have the urge for a caramel macchiato, hot, with skin on top.

[quote] "Blake Reign"

Has anyone looked for this "model" on Pornhub? If anyone has heard of him, it would be DL's own porn chroniclers.

If he was black, he’d be dead.

I'd give him a latte.

“I said more cream dammit!”

I expect the Florida legal system to give him a fair shake

As opposed to a “female model”, OP?

dude he is hot.....it's such a waste when good looking people are pervs or rapists.

That's why he's innocent, R12.

"Reign, wearing a white shirt, underpants and white socks, clearly unbothered, does the gross deed in front of an American flag in the coffee shop — while looking around at patrons. " "Reign allegedly refused to comply with cops’ orders, and they shot him with a dart-firing stun gun. That’s when he got to yanking again — this time pulling the darts out of his body and running off again."

I love the NYPost

Of course there's a woman screaming in the background: 'That's DISGUSTING? Think of the CHILDREN!"

R7 he looks Hispanic

Some bitch was filming it without his consent?

Bitch!

Sizemeat verificatia?

Meth, it's a helluva drug.

Why do I never get to see these things?

Mmmmmmm Papi :)

He’s too ugly & gross to be a male model.

Is he the new milk foamer?

[quote] Why is this even a crime.

Well, just as one wants to enjoy quiet use of one’s local cafe without having patrons squat down in close proximity and leave a steaming pile of diarrhea on the floor, one should not have to suffer the sexual organs, vocalizations and emissions of strangers there either.

Was it a Grande or a Venti?

DON’T SAY JIZZ!

Was it Fair Trade?

The video merely shows him caressing through the cloth rather than masturbating.

What does he say at 00.15?

He looks better in his mug shot than in real life (the video). That rarely happens.

It looks like the writers at the NYP have been reading the Daily Mail:

Reign allegedly refused to comply with cops’ orders, and they shot him with a dart-firing stun gun. That’s when he got to yanking again — this time pulling the darts out of his body and running off again.

Pics please,, I'm too exhausted to use my imagination.

Meth

Good looking guy. I hope he's okay. It's bad manners to inconvenience attractive people.

He was being encouraged by the Eldergays who were at that Starbucks. They promised him a soy latte if he’d jizz for them.

[quote] Good looking guy. I hope he's okay.

I heard he’s fine. He’s holding his own.

These kinds of things are so silly in a way. That kind of behavior is definitely inappropriate, and it’s definitely strange. On the other hand, it’s not like anybody’s being harmed by it. But you know how Americans are. Anything like that is “extremely serious.”

Why can't these things happen to me when I'm in line at the coffee shop?

R36 so this kind of thing is routine in other parts of the world?

There was already a thread on this.

R38. I didn’t say that. I’m just saying that people act like if they do see something like that, they’re being harmed in some serious way. If I’m walking down the street and see a homeless man masturbating, I will definitely think it’s strange, but I’m not going to run screaming to my psychiatrist.

I look forward to a day when media stops disseminating actions of the mentally ill, especially when there's no victim involved.

[quote]There was already a thread on this.

And both of them lack the proper "CAGE MEAT" alert format. Both OP's will be TERMINATED if this happens again.

A well-deserved kick in the groin would put an end to this foolishness.

Love, Reign o’er me.

There are a lot of unanswered questions here. Was he cut or uncut? Was he totally hard or just had a semi-chub? Did he go to completion?

Size meat verif8cata is necessary, especially since they were trying to pin the tail on the donkey with those darts.

This man was trying to cope with the Florida heat.

AS Byron says–

[quote] … adultery is much more common where the climate's sultry.

He seems mentally ill. The US has a mental illness and drug addict crisis that is being ignored by the government. It's cheaper to just throw them in jail or let them die on the streets apparently. Actually getting them treatment would cost billions.

[quote]This man was trying to cope with the Florida heat.

Its not even hot in Florida right now

This incident beats them all.

Stand Your Grounds.

R1 he wasn’t in a bathroom he was in the front of the store where people order and eat.

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R53, yes, most men going for a coffee love to see another guy jerking off in front of them.

Is this him, Dustin Reign Blake?

[quote]even straight men wouldn't care. They'd just walk by and get on with their day.

Insert "Sure, Jan" meme of choice here.

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R1, you are a moron. If you do not understand why this is unacceptable, as I said, you are a moron...No...you are a cretin or an imbecile.

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Lol, R58... "Sure, mate!"

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I'm downgrading you to a C now for boring me.

R53 R57 R58 R60 R62 Lol! That was hilarious, take a bow.

I feel sorry for the guy, he doesn't have a subway like we have here in NYC where he could jerk himself off in peace.

[quote] yes, most men going for a coffee love to see another guy jerking off in front of them.

“A coffee”? Tell us you’re a fag without telling us.

Female cunt reporter: “The sickening incident went on for ten minutes.”

Male faux outrage reporter: “Too long.”

lol

I personally wouldn't mind, he's pretty nice looking, but I wouldn't be that lucky and it would be some fuggo when I'm there so... keep it in your pants people!

They found his cock ring.

Do yourselves a favor and watch the local news segment on it. I don’t even know where to start but it made me laugh.

This is hilarious to me. Starbucks attracts the most stuck-up vapid types so seeing them get annoyed makes me laugh a bit. Also, Starbucks employees can't kick people out of the stores because of the corporate policies. So the craziest, drugged up people can come into a Starbucks and be as disruptive and aggressive as possible and the managers have little to no power to remove them.

He was jerking on Friday and the news says he was still incarcerated on Sunday.

And I never saw ANY flesh at all!

He was merely caressing his manhood through the cloth.

r70, that was hilarious!

I certainly hope that a semen sample was retrieved before it was mopped off the floor. I feel that I am the most suitably qualified to determine whether he can be rehabilitated or not.

I think the trifecta of the NYC girl in a bikini loudly trying to shame him, his continued dead-eyed jacking off in his white socks and that local reporter acting like this was breaking news straight from Kyiv made it an instant classic for me.

[quote] breaking news straight from Kyiv made it an instant classic for me.

Miami diddles while Ukraine burns.

He's a homeless model because he tried to download a bootleg copy of my Masterclass. Peasant! - A. Wintour

He’s cute.

He had to be high on something. Meth most likely

Where do such people live in Miami Beach?

Hawt!

Weird things involve "Florida Man"

Free cheese!

Am I the only one who finds the cops’ behavior to be a little disturbing? Yes, I realize he was doing something he wasn’t supposed to do, but there’s clearly something wrong with him mentally if he was doing that, and the way they were shouting at him and calling him a motherfucker sent chills up my spine.

He looks sweaty and like he barely knows how to spell his own name.

I saw a TikTok from someone who was there. It won't let me post the link but it's @halleykate on TikTok.

But, R85. Models aren't paid to be literate or intellectual.

Blake lets his body do the talking!

Wish I was there to see it

Pics or it didn’t happen

R84 he was following around and harassing women, he wasn't just jacking off in a corner. And he was apparently combative. So it's fine by me.

^ Who told you he was harassing women?

This will only help his career. Does anyone have his Only Fan ID?

R91 Someone shared the news story from local news in the thread. They interviewed the women.

Dying at “homeless model.” Everyone’s a star.

Drugs

[quote] Pics or it didn’t happen

Oh, you poor dear.

Had you only read the thread.

I love how r1 didn't even click on the link, he just assumed some poor innocent guy was jerkin' it in the bathroom and got arrested for no reason.

I’m sure it’s all a big misunderstanding.

[quote]I saw a TikTok from someone who was there. It won't let me post the link but it's @halleykate on TikTok.

He didn't even take out his dick. False advertising.

[quote] I’m sure it’s all a big misunderstanding.

Well we really don’t know since he never took it out.

Whatever happened to that one crazy bitch who was fingerbangin' herself until she squirted at brunch? I can't find the thread.

Can I be in charge of his STRIP SEARCH 🔍?

The video r86 was talking about has been deleted but she just re-posted it about 45 minutes ago, the guy was following her and her friends around.

r75 is apparently a big sex pest himself if he thinks a woman telling a drugged-up guy following her around while he's jerking it is a bad person for "trying to shame him."

I would be more annoyed by that girl’s UPSPEAK in the video than if some good looking guy was staring at me masturbating.

So many crazy DL girls on here. Someone asked why is it even a crime? Really? Beating off in public is okay? Someone saying if the man was black he'd be dead? WTF, no he wouldn't.

It's really weird to be on a thread about a hate crime and have people screaming that the perp should be executed, and also all blacks are lazy criminal sub-human scum, then come over to this thread and have guys say that some tweaked-out perv walking around and masturbating at strangers is super fun, hot, awesome and something all guys have the right to do, it's cunt frau bitch cunt slags who ruin it for everyone else.

The MoMA stabber thread is full of people who think the guy was either the real victim or justified because the people he stabbed were probably annoying, and when people got the idea that he might legitimately be a Datalounger, they were excited and happy about it.

Within 30 minutes some guy will come along and insist that this is simply intellectual, witty irreverence and only stupid people don't get it.

Get his ass! Get his ass!

Our world would be super boring if this shit didn't happen. These "traumatized" women aren't setting up extra therapy sessions, I will bet you. They're checking every five minutes to see how many people have viewed and shared their TikToks.

[quote]Our world would be super boring if this shit didn't happen.

I think it would be really interesting to see which crimes you say that about, and which crimes you don't.

[quote]he was combative while police tased him.

A little lower.

Blake Rain 💦

[quote]The video also captured the sound of the officers’ dart-firing stun guns. They shot Reign about eight times, used “closed fist distraction blows”

Pics, please!

He has surprisingly symmetrical features for a chronic public masturbator.

Where did his pants end up?

On the home shopping network Rose.

As long as there wasn't silly putty in the pocket, R115.

R101- Do you mean finger FUCKED herself?

He will probably get off with a slap on the wrist

R118, or at least some hair on his palms.

R53, R57, R60 your trolling is top notch but unless those half naked women are following men around while fingering themselves in a crowded coffee shop then it's an inaccurate comparison. But you knew that didn't you?

The real question is if he is cut or uncut. If he was uncut lock him up for life.

I looked for an update to see if poor Blake had gotten out of jail but couldn't find anything. I hope the poor boy isn't just sitting in jail with nothing to do but jack off.

The whole thing would have been MUCH hotter if this dude had been standing there masturbating COMPLETELY NAKED.

[quote] I looked for an update to see if poor Blake had gotten out of jail

Me too. I can't see any news.

I read through this thread before checking the video about people saying he isn’t as hot as his mugshot… and I disagree!

“Two women visiting Miami from New York said they were very, very disturbed.”

WTF??!??!?

R126 probably not New York City lol

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Don’t tase me, bro!

Is he still jerking it?

[quote] Two women visiting Miami from New York said they were very, very disturbed.

We know they’re disturbed, but they can’t blame their mental illness on this poor lad.

He looks like he'd have a smelly dick.

Those two dogs should have been grateful anyone wanted to jack off over their ugly mugs.

R47 here is the full quote:

[quote]What men call gallantry, and gods adultery, is much more common where the climate's sultry

CONTEXT!!!

The 'context' provided in R134 makes no difference to the opinions uttered in R47.

R128, that's not the same guy

The fact they are TikTokers and made this "traumatizing moment" a social media attention grab plus the girl's smile in the video makes them significantly less sympathetic to me.

I think this guy is just gorgeous. I wonder just how f***ed up he really is, though?

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It seems Blake Reign was released from custody later that day after posting bond.

But as soon as he stepped out of the door of Miami Dade Jail, he was arrested again by Federal Marshalls on a warrant from West Palm Beach for an unrelated fraud case.

I'd watch.

[quote] He looks like he'd have a smelly dick.

Showers together are fun and can quickly take care of that.

He has lovely skin.

R101- You mean finger FUCKING.

R144 why did you reply to a two year old post?

What the hell is wrong with you?

I abhor, eschew, and loathe sanctimonious, judgmental and pus-addled cunts like R109.

My, my, Reverend Mother. Aren’t you looking holier-than-thou today…!

R145, why did you reply to a reply to a two year old post? What the hell is wrong with you?

[quote] Is 2022 the new 2015 on Datalounge?

The answer is, de facto, yes.

Starbucks makes me horny.