Jackoff jacking off at Starbucks.

Depending on how big his cock is how I would gauge how offended I’d be.

No cream in my coffee please..

How disgusting. He must have been uncut.

I likes his spunk.

He looks like a caramel macchiato. Mmmmm. Throw in some rainbow sprinkles please.

Funky spunk

If he's got a nick dick why not make an onlyfans and not be homeless anymore?

He thought he was in a Starfucks.

Only in Miami Beach.

Kid needs to learn his audience and find some gay handout where this would have been more acceptable.

But he didn't once utter the word "gay" so he should be entitled to the benefit of mitigating circumstances.

He's hot, though the hair needs work! Alyssa needs to just lighten the fuck up and stop being so sex negative.

That's probably because setting up an OF page would require the ability to think rationally, R7. He's clearly not very stable at all if he cannot understand that masturbating in public, in front of complete strangers, is not only inappropriate, bizarre and unpleasant, but also dangerous (he has been tased and beaten to the floor by the arresting officers and will probably end up in prison for doing this).

Something tells me that drugs and extremely erratic and/or intimidating behaviour have a lot to do with him being homeless. It's a pity, because he clearly needs mental health support, but it's evident that he isn't a normal person AT ALL.

My guess is organic or drug-induced mania.

Powerful drugs out there..

Homeless model?

I feel a sex work is work y'all lecture is an inevitably.

Mental illness . Don’t be so quick to judge . This guy could be your brother , anyone .

R17 if that were my brother he’d be jacking off in my face and shooting his warm baby batter into my mouth or hopefully up my ass.

My exact same thought R17, should be getting help not locked up and mocked.

R17 I agree.

Somebody get this boy a cup! 💦💦💦

We all have needs.

What? Y'all asked for extra cream!

I sure everyone will be traumatized to the point of needing to sue Starbucks....get over it - you have a fun story to tell for the rest of your life!

A "homeless model?"

You know that newscaster is secretly lovin' it (as well he should)

The most pathetic part of this is that the local news produced an entire segment on this, complete with witness interview and on the ground reporter.

I've never been to a Starbucks, and now I know why. The kid needs help, so many people in America have issues...

Reporter: We contacted Starbucks corporate headquarters and haven't heard back from them yet.

Reporters can be so dumb what do they expect corporate headquarters to say? That isn't on our menu.

Greatest comment ever on YouTube

[quote] Once arrested, he refused a lawyer stating, " I can get myself off!"

I love the girl who was so disturbed, she spent 10 minutes filming it.

Gross.

[quote]Frau who vacations in Panama City, FL

Gross.

Maybe he just really, REALLY likes shitty coffee.

I don't understand why they aren't covering this in the national nightly news shows. Maybe Blake was just excited for Tom Brady's return.

This Alyssa women claims this 'Disgusting behaviour' went on for ten minutes but only got two seconds of video.

This is why I only do drive-thrus!

[quote] This is why I only do drive-thrus!

So you have no idea what they do to your order, huh?

R18 is talking my language ! At last,someone who remembers on this sex dustbowl of a board what being gay is all about ! From the short movement of his arms I feel he wasnt working with much. I would have looked,laughed and asked for extra whip cream in my coffee.

Flooooooooorrrriiiiiida!

We should withhold judgement until we hear his side of the story. The woman recording the video seemed Karen-ish with her hyper-drama.

Where can we order the unedited video?

F L O R I D A .

It figures.

We need the uncensored video

How many times do you think the bitch recording has watched the video herself?

It's Flori-DUH people!

R1- and how beautiful

He's not as attractive as our Starbucks friend but I would do this naked guy at Miami Airport.

Does Starbucks offer free shows at every location?

The reporter, holding her phone while talking to the camera, was nodding her head sympathetically acting like everyone should be outraged and disgusted. She was as much a drama queen as the Starbucks frau filming the video.

R50- I agree. She's carrying on like she was attacked. Let's feel sorry for a REAL victim like that Asian woman in Yonkers who was punched 130 times.

So what...Big Deal. Random people have been jerking off in public since the days of yore. This becomes nightly news?. If anybody really cared twenty years ago , they might have called the police, but most likely they would have just walked away after picking up their order, being careful not to slip on the jizz on the way out the door. It only becomes newsworthy when someone gets injured from sliding in the cum puddle and sue Starbucks or even if the cops join in with the perp, starting a circle jerk, and only then decide to taze him.

What's the big deal. If it took place in NYC, people would look, shrug and just keep on walking.

R48 Ironic how it’s the men out with their phones filming him.😄