The Beards of Hiddleston

Zod gets around.

Zawe Ashton isn't a new beard, they've been together since they were in a film together in 2019. I'm not saying she's not a beard but she's definitely not new.

[quote]The Beards of Hiddleston

Sounds like a new prequel series from George R. R. Martin.

And his current, ahem, “girlfriend” Zawe Ashton’s gramps was a second-rate Idi Amin. An inspiration for Loki perhaps?

The current one is trolling the world making them think Hiddleston got her pregnant, too.

R5 Who’s the baby daddy though? Jesus?

This is an easy game, "The Six Degrees of Taylor Swift". Any guy that got within 6 degrees of Taylor Swift is Gay

R7 and any girl is a lezza

R6 Who thinks Hiddles put his willy in Ms Aston? I'm struggling with that one.

Does anyone think Elizabeth Debicki was bearding?

R10 er, yeah. Hired in films by Leo, Tobey, Baz Luhrman, etc…a tall blonde unknown Aussie plucked out of obscurity by Hollywood...hang on a darn minute!

But does he ❤ Z.A.?

R10 Debicki wasn't bearding for Hiddles as she actually made his balls shrink.

Half of the women on this list were co-stars who later denied dating him.

Tom Hiddleston seemed to show more warmth towards his former mentor, Kenneth Branagh, at a screening for “Belfast” in London on October 28, 2021.

I can't believe I'm allowed to comment. It's been ages. Tom is ugly, so why would we care?

Im with R16 all the way. I find him so unappealing I cant even objectively judge his acting.

It's pretty obvious that something is up with Tom's personal life, whether he's gay or ace or into houseplants or whatever. If he's gay, he may do a late in life Richard Chamberlain coming out.

Tom and his old friend, Laurence Spellman, were spotted at the Ladies' Doubles Final at the Wimbledon 2019 Tennis Championships at All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club on July 14, 2019 in London, England.

In 2019, Hiddleston starred as Robert from 5 March to 8 June in a revival of Harold Pinter's Betrayal at the Harold Pinter Theatre, with Zawe Ashton.

The beard is sporting a diamond encrusted ring on her left hand, and according to the The MIRROR, they went public with the engagement at the BAFTA party.

She is fugly and his looks are losing the charm they had when he had all his curly hair.

And I LIKE him as an actor.

But it must be said: one trembles for the children's looks. Hopefully, they'll be boys, who could get away with it more.

The typical Oh I'm 41 I'm no longer a male ingenue, it's time to do the mate and breed thing!

And she'll never be any competition for him.

And as a d-list herself, T 37 or so, thos a really good catch

Think of them as the Meghan and Harry of entertainment. She needs his cachet and fame, he needs a woman who needs his cachet and fame.

Although, these two are likely to be much happier than the prototype.

Well, congrats, you two.

Thread opened on the engagement.

R19 They shut that PR error down with beardry as quick as a Covid lockdown!

Link to new thread.

NOW it all makes sense!

Zawe is in an upcoming Bridgerton-type show and “is need of a wife” - sorry, husband.

So this is more black actors pretending to be white people cavorting in a class, era, and costumes rooted in white Anglo culture? And in books made popular by white authors?

The thought of Zawe Ashton in Regency dress is, er, well . . .

Any new gossip?

Oh grow up, r25.

Why should he R27 ? That is one ugly bitch . I cant imagine a regency style dress is going to help much.

Correction: she's in a very tiny budget regency-era Bridgerton-style indie MOVIE, not series, but she is also on the Marvel payroll and will be the villain in Captain Marvel 2.

I'm amazed he hasn't gone for the crown jewel now that she's returned to the public consciousness thanks to the Academy Awards.

R28 - I am most obliged to you, sir, for your timely rescue!

Christ, those kids are going to look like circus clowns.

There's POC in Much Ado About Nothing yet nobody seems to care.

Hiddleston has a new movie out.

God hes is so fucking ugly . Whatever looks he had evaporated.

^Yes, Tom isn't aging well. He'd better grab the thirsty nobody actress while he can. That gig in Betrayal was the biggest card Ashton ever got, already in her mid-thirties.

And I don't mean the part.

It's those Scottish genes. Once they hit that wall it's all over for them.

No. He is boringly straight. No gay man would agree to wear that stupid I ❤️ Taylor Swift shirt.

Two things: 1) I can’t stand ZA - from her corrupt background to her faux “girls raging against the machine”bullshit that was her wheelhouse before she hooked up with Tommy. 2) I’m so smitten with Tom Hiddleston that he’s like an addiction for me. My husband knows this; as do our children. One of the reasons I love visiting dl is that it’s so refreshing for me to read about how ugly some of you think he is. If I was 13 and it was 1954, I’d say he was a total dreamboat and reading that other people think he’s a meesekite is like a much needed slap in the face. I don’t buy their relationship and can give you about 15 reasons why. But I’ll spare you.I’m also so glad I can say negative things about ZA without being accused of being a racist. I’m a POC - as are my daughters and my youngest child is gay.

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R39 What the fuck does 1954 have to do with anything?!

In his prime I'd say Hiddleston could have had all the pussy he could eat in 1954, 1964,1974, 1984, etc. But be doesn't look like that any longer and he's getting increasingly ferrety looking as he pushes into his forties and loses his hair.

Sorry, dear.

But some of us do agree that something about his relationship with ZA doesn't ring any truer than any of his other relationships with women did, including Elizabeth Olsen and Taylor Swift.

You sound like a mole.

Just the same, I'm sure we'd all love to hear your take on why you you don't buy his relationship with ZA.

R39 sounds like one of the deranged Twitter grannies who think they know Tom Hiddleston and have a special connection with him. Scary.

ZA is about to pop out a Hiddlesbaby. She's been as big very pregnant the last few fan sightings.

She's about to pop out a clutch of stoats.

Oh, R42 should have said "big and very pregnant". Damn phone keyboard swiping never comes out right.

He's still gay.

I knew a raging queen who shocked the fuck out of everyone and got his hag pregnant with twins ! Means nothing that this ugly asshole MAY have knocked her up.

Did she pounce on him after he'd had too many drinks to notice the lack of penis, R46?

No one's saying it means anything. Of course you can have kids with the opposite sex and still be gay or bisexual. We're just saying a Hiddleston/Ashton baby is apparently happening

This is an experiment. I wrote a long (winded) post yesterday and it disappeared; I know not to where .

I want to see if the same happens to this masterpiece.

Meanwhile, he owns property with another MCU actor around which he built a very tall privacy fence:

68. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/08 **3** This foreign born A list dual threat actor finally completed the privacy wall at his home. There were many hoops to jump through at the city to get a permit to do so. He didn't want the apartment building next door to be able to look into his yard. If you take a close look at the permit application, which is public, the two names listed as owners on the request are the actor and his alliterate friend. The soon to be mother of his child is nowhere to be found. Tom Hiddleston/Charlie Cox/Zawe Ashton (Charlie Cox says that 'best friend' Tom Hiddleston was one of the first people he told about his 'Spider-Man: No Way Home' cameo)

Sorry, but while the idea of Hiddleston setting up housekeeping with some fellow actor while his baby mama has to seek other accommodations is eminently believable, all the wishful thinking in the world won't help my gaydar get a ping from Charlie Cox.