Tyrone Mings is 29 ⚽️

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Mings pings.

I want to do things with Mings.

@OP, would you like a tea towel with that? :)

Big dick?

R5 well BDE defo, dunno about the actual cock size though😅

He can come over and play ball anytime.

Damn - very hot

King

R2 love a good rhyme me

honestly though the rest of the England national football team ping louder than he

most of all his former clubmate and lodestone Jack Grealish who by now has bounced on nearly half of all eligible cocks in the country

Hot when Tyrone gets angry 🔥

Buckwheat 2022

Anymore kissing pics vids? He's cute.

R3 tch he’s not that hot...whatever bro...don’t even look at him like that, me..😣😣😣😰😰😰😳😳😳

R13 will a gentle handhold and hair stroke do for the minute?

oh to kiss a tiddy on that massive chest

ty is left-handed therefore a homo superior

mans like Bond 🤵 🍸

handsome 😍

Holy shit

R20 whoever did his fugly tattoos needs locking up in the Tower. Criminal to besmirch a body like that.

R13 alternative angle of the OP clinch⬇️

It me, or are footballers thighs bigger than they used to be?

just a perfect torso...

Why am I getting all these “page doesn’t exist” on these links?

Dominant Alpha Captain vibe😳

His bone structure, wow. I wonder what he's look like with different hair, a fade or an afro? FINE AF

R27 he had a fade when he was younger (playing for Bournemouth FC⚽️) but tbh it didn’t look as good as the current trim.

He really suits dreads somehow idk why. Balances his features.

right WHY did no one tell me he was at Cheltenham Races yesterday? (only a couple of hours drive away from me) looking like *this* in a suit no less? without any girls around? and probably tipsy?

need better friends me😔

Accidentally blocked R26. 90% of thread gone. Talk about obsessed.

R30 blocked you n all babes don’t even worry!! don’t need boring negging whingebags round ere ya get me

His weird insane laugh is so infectious😂

Sexy how he looks after his team 🐐

Mmm pretty.

He’s hot. He seems really touchy with the Cash guy.

So, how did this "king" shit get started anyway? He looks like more of a duke or earl anyway. Not enough mass to be a king.

Great photo here. I’ve always thought Ollie was a cutie too.

I read in another thread that he suffers from depression. Poor baby.

[quote] He seems really touchy with the Cash guy.

R35 yep, Matty Cash is Tyrone’s 2.0/replacement for his former bestie, the Villa stalwart Jack Grealish (who now plays for evil club Manchester City).

Jack’s a massive worldbeating slut so those are big shoes to fill, but Matty is trying his best.

Hmmm what is it about Villa boys and having cracking legs? Must be a requirement to make the first team🤔

He reminds me of Blake Griffin.

That seems more kingly to me.

He can kick his ball into my...end zone (?) and score a goal!

(sorry, gay man here, not good with sports terminology)

[quote] He can kick his ball into my...end zone (?)

zonal🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣thats jokes yenno

the English game is all about man-marking ya get me😘

humble 👑

[quote] gay man here

Don't worry, dear. You were probably the only gay man on this thread until I came along.

^ That was for R43.

he makes the England (fake) captain look small and not sexy by comparison🤭

arrrrmmms

he has twinkly mischievous eyes. Trouble 😈

I can read lips, does anyone want to k or what he said to him?

he said, “I got my eyes on you, boy” in English.

But the other guy doesn’t seem that into it.

Neither does the guy at r14.

Did OP stumble on a habit here? Unwanted attention?

R51 thanks for the contribution and good catch!🤗You’re obviously talented at a lip read.

However, there’s missing valuable context...

1) Tyrone’s role in all football games is as a defender. These players can and do often use verbal distractions or intimidations to put off opponents, and strange as it sounds non-serious come-ons—known as “having a nibble”—are a traditional part of that (it’s Britain, we’re all a bit gay);

2) The other lad shown in the OP, Matty, is under Tyrone’s captaincy at their domestic club (Aston Villa). This makes their dynamic and power balance clear, and implies that Tyrone can and probably does use dominating or possessive language with Matty on the pitch in training & games to fire him up. They’re known to be friends outside of their work;

3) The lad shown in R14, Trent, is at the very least a friend to Tyrone as well. They play on the same national team (England), and from visual evidence & acounts released by the national team social media they seem to get on famously—there’s plenty of images of them online of them hugging and laughing. Trent is generally known to be quite an avoidant, serious, and even bitchy personality even with people he likes, so if he seems averse or shy that’s just how he is with everyone.

^^also forgot to add one last point:

4) Tyrone speaks standard British English of course, but with a Gloucestershire accent, and some Bajan (Barbadian Creole) & Igbo vernacular. This may alter the accuracy of any lip-reading attempts.

R50/R51 this is an OT request (sorry, we will get back to Tyrone) but can you lip-read a few other footballer GIFs for us? Really fascinated by what they say on the pitch and the insight is useful to understand team dynamics yenno🏆🦁🤗

The two current England Captains have a bit of friction in their friendship, so I’d love to know what Hendo (the player receiving the armband in this pic) says to Harry Kane (the one putting the band on). Hendo has a broad Sunderland accent if that helps.

Also I’d like to know what Hendo says here in response to teammate Jack Grealish giving him some information. We can’t see what Jack says as his back is turned, but as he was just freshly subbed on the pitch in this moment, it’s probably both a greeting and a message from their manager/coach.

^^plus this moment where Hendo says something to Jack in training then comes in for a celebratory hug. They were doing shooting drills and Hendo scored iirc.

I'm sure it's not "suck my dong bro", so who cares??

Tyrone got to do the press conference spot for the England game today. Usually that honour is reserved only for Captains & Vice Captains (permanent or acting). So perhaps he’s getting the Skipper’s armband tonight while the official Captains rest?

During his turn to talk, Ty even stood up for one of his teammates, fellow defender Harry Maguire, who is currently getting it tight in the press for poor domestic club performances. Considering that Ty is in direct competition with Maguire for a World Cup spot and doesn’t seem to be the favourite to go to Q’tar, that was big of him. He seems a thoroughly decent man, unusual for a footballer

R57 could be, actually. It’s a commonly accepted open secret that footballers fool around with each other when away from the watchful eyes of home (for both domestic and international games/training). There’s a measure flexibility in the culture when it comes to m/m sex, and if you know where to look and what for, most players/staff etc, aren’t going to extreme lengths to hide it.

American football is probably the same way, or any major big-money sport you care to name. The mega-rich owners are often from homophobic cultures so obviously they won’t allow for blatant outward explicit displays of homosexuality, but they can’t and don’t interfere with subtle hints and innuendo and hush-relationships, or into what goes on outside of TV time.

[quote] It’s a commonly accepted open secret that footballers fool around with each other when away from the watchful eyes of home

JFC.

Do you hook up with women when you’re “away from home” too? No? Why not.

Wake up. You’re dreaming again.

Leave her alone, R60. Just another paragraph or two of self-penned fanfic and she may climax.

[quote] Do you hook up with women when you’re “away from home” too?

R60 well, single people with no fixed preferences can and often do mix things up. Hence the prevalence of STDs, cheating scandals, FWB relationships, app culture, etc. Sorry if that comes as a shock.

Big Sexy Tyrone just scored the last-minute clincher goal against Côte D’Ivoire, the second goal of his international career🏆

Take him to the World Cup, Gareth! He’s really fit in both senses of the word!

A smiling and flushing Jack told the press yesterday that he loves being at England camp and playing with the other lads🎈

We can tell that baby; that’s cos your Daddy Jordan there, and the rest of the lads who love you as well. They take proper care of your pussy and treat you nice, don’t they?

Back at your club, though, Pep’s so rough and serious and hard on you, and those nasty C*ty boys speak languages you don’t understand and make you try kinks you don’t like. Not really worth a trophy, is it?

^^wrong thread soz

Here’s Ty milking a bruised nose during the last England friendly match from a few days ago😆relatable, I’d have done the same to have the England boys all fussing over me and cuddling me!

If a man ever does to me what he does in the OP, I’m immediately going on my knees.

R66 hot😏

Guess that’s how we know Matty Cash is straight (or a top...)

R46/R61 awww so you’ve lost your ‘morbid curiosity’ in me then? HOW will I go on..

^ Did you just read all the comments on Ignore until you found one that related to you? How strange. Do feel free to put me back on Ignore, as I have no intention of making you feel good about your irritating presence here. And I'm still morbidly curious - waiting to see when the penny will finally drop and you'll realise that NO-ONE finds your Jack Grealish "vernacular" posts remotely funny.

R69 ah see only the smartest sexiest and select girlies figure out how to work ignoredar. what can i say

the thing is (whisper it) i am actually well aware that almost no one here really gets my posts or finds them uproarious. like the chaotic genius i am the reason i do it....is for my own amusement!! and why tf not? Life is short and if it’s just me and a couple of other people here getting a smile and a giggle out of it that’s good enough for me🤷‍♀️remember its a sin to bore people and nothings more dull than whingeing about other people having more fun than you

As for ‘making me feel good’? hmmm yes well hardly need rando old (American?) men for such a job do i....all the same cheers for thinking of us anyway!!

top man hope you have a nice week👍 as you fucking were xxx

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So glad Ty took over the Captaincy of the Villa!

Don’t get me wrong, though. I really do think Jack is so sweet and talented and charismatic, but he was a horrible choice of Skipper—not a good move to put a messy whore bimbo in the authority position of your football team, no matter how gifted and passionate he is.

Tyrone is older, calmer, smarter, more dominant and more responsible, therefore the ideal choice to wear the armband. Tbh, looking back at the team dynamic shown in the old tapes, it always felt like Ty was the defact0 Captain and Jack the VC.

So humble and articulate isn’t he?😔

After watching his interviews I'm in awe of this guy.. there is more going on with him. His potential goes way beyond football. I totally forget that he's talking about sports, he speaks so well. He is charismatic like a leader of people. His voice resonates and he articulates every thought effortlessly. Damn Im in love!

Yes R74!!

Tyrone has all the positive stereotypical attributes of a Premier League Captain/defender, such as immense drive, determination, competitiveness, vocal & physical assertiveness, stamina, team spirit, an ability to command, star quality—without exhibiting all the negative stereotypical traits, such as aggrandising, arrogance, aggression, sore losing, ingratitude, poor judgement, hedonism, materialism, narcissism, proud stupidity, and obliviousness to the outside world of working people.

Even better, in some longer retrospective interviews, he admits to having once exemplified the negative stereotype of a footballer, but explains without pretension or condescension how he overcome it through reflection, humility, and empathy. Unlike many footballers trained and groomed since childhood to be top-flight athletes & performers, Ty has known defeat and hardship and surrendering a dream, and therefore knows how fortunate he is, and through that knowledge maintains a strong connection to those less fortunate.

He’s what we in the business call ‘different gravy’.

Fave England footballer. Hope he gets to be the national team Captain after Hendo🙏

Steven Gerrard better pick Ty to be next season’s Captain or else🔫

He can defend my goal anytime if ya knaow wha’ah’mayn

Just want to be a little English footballer boy playing and training for the national team in my cute little kit so Tyrone can walk up and tower over me and hold my wrists while we pose for a social media pic😔

LOL r79 🤣

So they say he 'destroys areas' hmmm?...

[quote]He can defend my goal anytime if ya knaow wha’ah’mayn

Oh, you play soccer too?

Dayum!

The dude he’s holding at r79 is fucking SMOKING hot!

R83 you have good taste, my mate! That’s Mason Mount, talisman player of Chelsea Football Club.

There’s a dedicated thread about him already active if you wanted more content⬇️

He looks a bit like Corey from MTV The Challenge

I'd ask if he has nudes, but unfortunately Tyrone is an upstanding citizen who doesn't have time to participate in hoe activities

R86 yes exactly!!! Ty’s tryna save his football team from humiliation and also raise his daughter and be a 6”5 extremely sexy and lickable Pillar of the Community.

No time to act as the Premiership bike unlike a certain former Villa Skipper...

booty shorts in Ibiza

Speedo!

He's just the perfect size to climb like a tree..

^^better link

[quote]He looks a bit like Corey from MTV The Challenge

Corey "accidentally" leaked peen.

^^R92 yeah and it weren't impressive!

Hmmmm moral quandary...do I *want* Ty to keep fucking up enough to lose his place in Prem teams and sink down the league table, so he can then come and play for my struggling local city team, and we can shag before his body gives out and he goes back to being a financial advisor?

*Or* do I want him to get a new lease on life next season and transform into one of the best ballers in the league, so that all my fannish devotion pays off and I can be extremely smug about my bias? And then we meet he is in pole position to offer me the platinum WAG package?

His skin is perf omg 😮

Ty is the new ambassador for Mitre, and for grassroots football.

Still humble and still sexy!

big sexy Ty....NOT in the england squad for nations' league????

ok atm Mings is a bad at his football but he should be included in the team anyway for the girlies watching. this is bigotry!!! Southgate hates gays & women

It's so odd that Aston Villa's first team has a player named 'Ings' and one named 'Mings' playing for them at the same time. Neither are common surnames anywhere, let alone in Britain.

Even his attack Rottie is cute and handsome.

he’s dating someone and might have a baby???!!!

Well I’m sure HE’S not having a baby.

R100 his long-term partner is a former D-list popstar, Frankee Rose Connolly. She’s really pretty (and lucky).

Frankee & Tyrone have a young daughter together.

Damn once people have kids I lose attraction for some reason

R103 fair, and probably respectful.

Not like men with committed female partners & kids with those females don’t fuck other people, though. Sometimes they even fuck other men.

Feeling a bit sorry for Trent Alexander-Arnold this week.

Not only has the poor kid just lost a European cup final through his own mistake, he's also not even gonna get the balm of ogling and flirting with Tyrone at England training camp this summer. Trent has always made it clear he hates playing for England, and being around Tyrone (and his Captain Hendo ofc) seems to be the only part of the experience he's ever enjoyed or looked forward to. Now in silence he's got to grin and bear a week of Jack Grealish bragging and slutting around, and there's no-one he can bitch about it with.

r103 Same here!

R106 especially a secret baby, I understand privacy is important but damn…

R107 ‘secret baby’ is a bit melodramatic. Fans and followers of football all know Tyrone has a young daughter, and in the last few years he’s made reference to her in several interviews (albeit not by name).

The little girl is only ‘private’ in the sense that her parents don’t put pics & videos of her on social media, which is laudable in this day and age of celebs parading their offspring to get clicks. To me, the quiet obscure nature of Tyrone’s family shows that he’s responsible and protective.

Hot in a navy kit:

arms....wow

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R111 y’what mate? Sorry but isn’t that troll into white twinks? Ty is a hunky Afro-Caribbean man, not exactly SeaC0w’s type..

Tyrone knows the Prime Minister of Barbados personally. He’s well-connected now, for a former office-boy from Bath Spa.

At Wimbledon yesterday💦

SO fine and for what???

For no reason 🤤

He's stunning, and it's sweet how affectionate he is with his teammates.

I'm a fan now, and I don't even like whatever sport this is they're playing,

Tyrone’s not backing Sunak as the next PM, then...

Lüv all the due praise he’s getting for his advocacy on men getting help for depression🙏

Tyrone is hot. Grealish, on the other hand, is aging like milk - so many wrinkles in his age. He should lay off sunbeds and alcohol

Abs for DAYS on him🔥

[quote] Grealish, on the other hand, is aging like milk - so many wrinkles in his age. He should lay off sunbeds and alcohol.

The way you’re right and should say it😔

Wonder if that’s how come Jack is saaaaur promiscuous and compulsively gets his tits & arse out whenever he goes. Not just that’s he’s a massive slag by nature (and is he ever), but also that he knows the clock is ticking down faster on that pretty body and his face can’t save it.

Newcastle & Arsenal have both expressed interest in buying Tyrone in the next transfer window.

Can't see it, myself. To me, Tyrone is Villa through and through. Wouldn't look right seeing him in any other shirt, though weirdly he's played for like six or seven other clubs. It just seems like he's found a home at Villa Park and bought into the club's community and ethos.

don't wanna alarm anyone but he does have a new tattoo!

Ty has a mouth that deserves to be kissed slowly, gently, deeply.

R124 ALL the kissies and cuddles and smiles for Ty that he wants!!! i volunteer!!!!

Looking very big and sexy while hard at work in a friendly game under the Australian sun...

Who gave him the right?

Aww yesterday Ty looked happy to see his former Skipper Jack again after months, and back in Jack's original home stadium no less.

Mmmm he's a Pisces too, sensitive, sensual and intuitive, a healer. HUSBAND MATERIAL

Last match, Tyrone was getting a bit frisky with Man City's own giant Erling Haaland...

Tyrone won me over when he tactfully condemned that creepy racist, sexist, homophobe Greg Clarke after he stepped down as FA Chairman. Ty was polite but made his feelings clear.

Most intelligent player in the England team and he knows it🙃

Shame he hardly ever gets called up..

Damn even his teefs are beautiful 😁

Reckon that England bottled it so massively tonight because Tyrone wasn't playing in all his sexiness

R129 ey, careful, that's my lad your eyeing up there, girl....

Who's his gf?

After all that, I hope he's gay.

R136 see R102. Not sure if they're still officially together as cohabiting exclusive partners now though, only that they were and they coparent a child.

Cheekbones are insane..

He looks ridiculous. 🤦‍♂️

Do any of yall actually watch his sport?

R141 lmao besides me (the OP of this and other football threads) I think it’s like three or four other posters. We have a good time thirsting players though, it’s fun.

if he doesn't come to the World Cup next month then what even is the point ToT

need to see him styling out our kits to help me emotionally make it through the winter as i slowly freeze and starve to death

update: currently Tyrone is actually in Dubai on tour with Villa, at the same time the sadly eliminated Lions are still in Qatar packing up their things and going off on holiday or back home. Perhaps he'll meet up with a few of them (Trent? Coady? Jack?) to give some big sexy consolation to his unlucky exhausted mates.

The Middle E astern sun agrees with him, no?

Ty went with Villa Captain McGinn to pay respects at the Solihull lake following the recent tragic accidental drownings of some young lads there. Very decent bloke, him.

My pisces daddy Tyrone is about to be 30! 🎂🎈♓

R147 yes!!! Happy birthday Ty!!!! It's been a hell of a year ain't it?

He's looking hot as ever, even playing in the chilly unseasonal snow. Hopefully he gets the Skipper armband back this season or next..

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FUCK OFF r149

Ty has signed a new contract extension with Aston Villa! The best birthday present. We get to enjoy watching his gorgeousness in the Premier League for at least another two and a half years.

Now let's hope he gets picked for the England squad again, too...

Funny that in his boyhood career he was rejected by several clubs for his small height & stature. In his late teens he grew to 6ft5.

30 today!!! 🎂 🎁 🍾 🎉

Thank you Tyrone😍😍😍😭😭😭

OMG r153 his body is WORK OF ART 🔥

Happy 30th Birthday to a KING 👑

so hard to see Emi Martinez live MY dreams :(

Our guy scored a goal today, bitches! His first since November 2021.

I would post a video but they don't work for me in America, sorry.

Ty is going to play European football next season (and he still looks great).

His abs are so tight they don't even look human

r158 the little briefs are EVERYTHING 🤤

Tyrone’s earned his place in the England squad back!

He even appeared during the last twenty minutes of last night’s qualifying game vs. Malta, his first cap in over a year. That’s persistence and resilience😔✊

oh to be Trent Alexander Arnold and have Tyrone smile at me and hold me gently in his massive hands

^^TAA has the right idea, soaking up as much of Tyrone's gorgeousness as he can in the limited time they have in the same place. I'd be the same!!!

apparently Tyrone didn't know his England teammate & friend Declan Rice just had a son :/ bruv

where’s that one TikT0k that's like "men don't know anything about each others' personal lives and its the scariest thing ever"

In the gym

Suits you, Sir...

But what about Jack, OP? Is he still your little slut? Have you shoved his ball up your asshole, mate?

Bad news, Mings fans. He suffered a serious knee injury in the first game of the season. Football is cruel.