Lardos thread 25: Butterballs Niall, Lewis, Niko and Gemma

Gemma is on a permanent vacation. She left uni without a degree because of 'personal problems' and now spends all her time chasing Blind Channel round the country and eating burgers. Weirdo.

Block that old pedo from the last thread who's convinced that there's only one person posting here.

She has no job but is wasting money on gig tickets and tattoos in Niko's handwriting! Acting more like a 16 year old than a 26 year old.

Fat. They are fat. Fat.

Fat.

Thank you for this thread. It is very popular. Fat Niall.

Gemma is disgusting. I can’t believe she left uni like that. Spending her little money on unhealthy burgers and Lard Channel tickets so she can see Fat Niko. Her mental age is way below her actual age.

Her burgers and sides look so greasy and disgusting but we know she loved it.

What a popular thread that is good for us to talk about fat Gemma. she is fat and has a fat tummy. Fat. Fatties.

GROSS Fat Niko stuffing his face and Gemma is LOVING IT! Look at his huge double chin.

I wonder if Niall can see his cock under his fat belly. He needs to diet.

He probably cannot see it. His belly is big and soft.

Fat Niko is eating beef jerky in that video. It’s super high in calories!

And another huge meal for Fat Gemma. She’s had burgers and pizzas this week. No wonder why she is obese.

Burgers, pizzas - whatever is wrong with her, it hasn't affected her appetite.

Niall is guaranteed a heart attack before 40. Smoking, drinking, eating too much... Bet it always the other person he's having sex with that has to do the work as he just lies there breathless.

I bet Gemma’s appetite has only increased. Maybe she is depressed and tries to heal herself with food?

Niall will suffer from his unhealthy eating habits. And yes, he won’t put any effort in bed.

Gemma is Fat and Depressed.

eeeew Niall in bed. Bet he'd only put in any effort if he's done some drugs to perk himself up.

Or if someone promised him food after that!

Gemma said it has been five years since she met Niall Hogran for the first time. Did she get him food?

Bet Niall barely offers 6 inches down below.

She met Lard Hogran in 2017 when he was charging $600 per fan for a meet & greet, like some kind of greasy escort. Gemma gave him some of those solid chocolate Easter eggs that they eat in Fatland - er, Finland.

FATLAND 🤣 Amazing! What are those solid chocolate eggs? Is it a Finnish thing?

Hogran charged $600 so he can continue his unhealthy lifestyle. But why did Gemma give him multiple chocolate Easter eggs? He would be able to get his own.

Well, I think she's tremendous.

Is Gemma still on a calorie deficit and trying to lose weight?

New pic of Niall in the gym with a massive diaper ass on Gemma's blog.

This unhinged thread has KGT and LSA written all over it.

Niall’s ass looks gross and heavy. Why did he post that photo?

His friend posted it.

Why did he allow that? His ass looks disgusting. Gemma of course thinks his flabby ass is sexy and delicious.

I thought his arse looked magnificent. He was giving off a gay vibe.

R28 is a Chubby Chaser.

Fataldi and Hogran underdressed at a party. They’re both unhealthy looking and Fataldi looks like he gained yet more weight.

Gemma is now worshipping Fat Niko’s bulging belly too.

Fataldi and Hogran are so drunk at that event.

Fataldi especially looks really obese. Why can’t he stop eating?

R24 = racist pedophile. F & F.

Fat Niko has a huge balloon face.

R31

R33

R33 Is a mentally unwell cunt who probably weighs ten times more than she deludes herself into believing Niall and Louis do. I wonder how she would react if I personally notified the security teams of both Meghan Markle and Harry Styles and warned them about her?

This is probably what she really looks like.

Why is she calling that greasy monster 'precious'? Her other stupid tag for these brutes is 'baby boo'.

R38

R38 I was wondering the same thing. Baby boo is one of the worst ones. I think she sould consider using ‘Lardy Boo’ instead. Greasy Niko’s face is shining, because of all the grease!

Apparently liking twinks and calling Meghan Markle a bitch makes a person a "racist pedophile." KGT should work for the Daily Mail. She's a pathological liar with delusions of grandeur so she'd be hired in an instant. It would give her something healthy and constructive to do with her anger. Better than stalking poor poor Meghan Markle and Harry Styles while wishing death on the other members of One Direction and myself everyday. I already see that she keeps mentioning me in threads I don't even post in. Obsessed.

Gemma is very open about her love of fat guys. Look at this post. She HATES abs.

She's not ashamed about being a chubby chaser, is she? Gross.

If you put R41 on ignore and then look under your ignored users to check his posts, he reveals he is a troll called Dex who was banned for using racist slurs about Meghan Markle. Here he is talking on a thread called DL Poster Dex.

[QUOTE] I did nothing wrong. So I don't know why I was redtagged or banned. It was probably the LSA cunts or Ed--n who went whining to Muriel. I e-mailed Muriel, cussing her out and then I contacted my credit union and did a chargeback to recover my membership fee

Dex is paranoid and thinks that everyone who calls him a Klan Granny is the same person. You can see his racism when he calls Lipstick Alley posters 'cunts.' He's out to derail these threads so make sure you have him on ignore.

R43 R44

I have him on ignore!

Gemma seems to be weirdly proud to be a CHUBBY CHASER! Why is she posting so many fat positive posts? No shame at all.

R46 No need. He was banned ages ago.

Is this ugly monster Fat Niko?

Gemma is in raptures over Niko's belly again. Rinse and repeat on that blog. She's also back in London just in time for her uni to break up again for Easter. What a lazy woman.

R49.

The good thing about Dex making so many posts is that the thread registers as having more people on it, so doesn't get paywalled as quickly.

R51.

On August 4th, 2021, KGT drove from Los Angeles to Monteceito, California, and parked her dusty 1994 Subaru Outback with attached U-Haul along the entrance to the gated community. Wearing only a bra and shorts from Victoria's Secret despite weighing nearly 400 lbs., KGT waddled 1+1⁄2 miles (2.4 km) through the neighborhood after scaling the fence and knocked on the door of some random bitch's ranch house. When the home's occupant, Luann de Lesseps, opened the door, she immediately recognized KGT from the forums LSA, DataLounge and various wanted posters. de Lesseps recalled: "I was thinking, 'Oh my God, why on Earth is she here? Me of all people', and she walks in." de Lesseps said that KGT gulped down glass upon glass of alcohol, and then "took off her Birkenstocks and said she needed to take a shower", at which point de Lesseps obliged fearing for her life, offered KGT a muumuu. As far as de Lesseps could tell, KGT was severely unmedicated, severely intoxicated and on every illegal substance known to man; however, KGT later stated that de Lesseps was a liar, a racist and a member of the KKK. After KGT had a shower, she got settled in the living room by rubbing her clit, requested a pair of slippers, and suggested that Lesseps do the same. "She wanted to watch lesbian bondage porn, but I own no such films!," according to de Lesseps. Disgusted at first, de Lesseps grew terrified when KGT showed no sign of leaving—calling neither AA nor a flatbed truck in order to return to the ocean—after three hours had passed. de Lesseps has stated: "I didn't know what to do. So I called the sheriff's department as well as the heroin hotline on Abbie Hoffman." According to a police report that was aired on WACK-TV, when deputies arrived, KGT shrieked at them like the deranged banshee that she is that they were all Klan Grannies and that Meghan Markle was "God and her lesbian lover, and was going to take her back to heaven in a spaceship". The deputies summoned an ambulance, which ferried KGT the 239 miles (384 km) to Fresno's University Medical Center, where she was later transferred to the Vannacutt Psychiatric Institute for the Criminally Insane to undergo immediate electroconvulsive therapy, from which she later escaped from the supermaximum security wing after having been held there for over 6 months in a straitjacket inside a padded cell.

R49, It’s like she is trying to find fat singers only. Niko’s belly is huge. It looks like it has a big fold and it’s hanging. Super gross. I don’t get why she posts these disgusting pictures.

Gemma is back in London for Easter so she can gorge on those big chocolate eggs. It’s almost sad how unhealthy a young woman like her is.

Anon Asked: Niko’s tummy is so cute! It looks very soft. 💖 Thank you for sharing that picture. 😊

Gemma: yesssss!!! his tummy is so cute and it looks so soft 😭 it would be the perfect pillow 💓 and no worries ! i’m glad you love the photo too 🥰

😂😂😂

Dex is an incel and paid up Qanon member.

Gemma will be ordering those solid chocolate Finnish Easter eggs again and probably sending some to flabby alcoholic Niko.

Those anons she gets are hilarious. They’re drooling over someone’s BLUBBERY FAT! Gemma wants to use his belly as a pillow? 😂

We know she wants to feed these chubby guys and see them getting fatter. She will definitely get solid Easter eggs for herself and Niko. They probably would eat ten of those each. They were high in calories too?

I’d still pork Niall

(Get it?!)

Has Gemma bought food for Niko before? I can imagine her trying to find the options with most calories in them.

Niall went for a shirtless walk today and exposed his mammoth back. He looks so mishapen.

Looks like Shrek! Big as a house.

His body is all over the place! Full of fatty lumps. He should be wearing a loose shirt to cover up. I can already see Gemma saying how nice and soft Lardy Niall looks.

If I am not wrong, Gemma didn’t get food for Niko YET, but she got chocolate for Niall? She will get some for Niko too. Just wait for it.

Gemma said this in her tags: “burgers. we got someone else’s order too so we had so many fries burgers and apple pies ?”

She got someone else’s burger order and devoured it? This fat lardo had multiple burgers, fries and apple pies. Will she ever stop eating?

How funny that she didn't send the other person's order back! Just kept it and wolfed down all the extra pies and burgers.

Got to admit I'm sick of looking at photos of those ugly metal guys so I'm checking her blog less, and Niko isn't even particularly overweight at the moment. He's a yoyo dieter and no doubt cocaine helps with that.

She should’ve sent the food back and get a refund or replacement meal. Bet she just got excited when she saw she got extra food. So many pies and burgers. She is super gross and it’s obvious why no one wants to date her.

I think Niko looks pretty chunky. Especially his stomach area. To me it’s funny that she finds these massive pigs attractive.

Nialls weight seems to yoyo too. Does he do coke too?

Gemma went to ttrashy Wetherspoons just posted a massive table laden with food - pizzas, pancakes with dollops of cream, garlic bread, fried chicken etc. Looks like a feast for six people but it's actually just for two!

Two people ate all of that? She is definitely not trying to lose weight. Probably the opposite. How does she manage to eat SO MUCH!

Why does she seem oddly proud of the amount of food she ate?

SPAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Yasss up to 71 posts without a paywall thanks to Dex and the other trolls.

Gemma said that the amount of food on the table wasn’t even ‘that much’. She happily ate everything. So unhealthy.

She reblogged these posts:

being an adult is awful. every day i have to decide what to eat

if fat bodies disgust u quite frankly that is UR problem to deal with, UR emotional baggage, UR issue. fat people dont have to give a shit about ur fucked up feelings deal with them on ur own

Wouldn’t think deciding what to eat is a problem for Gemma? She eats everything. Or maybe that’s the problem? She has too many takeaway options to choose from?

She LOVES fat bodies so much. She can’t stop talking about fat people. Her fat acceptance talk is disturbing. She makes it so clear and it’s like she wants everyone to know about her crazy thoughts. She shouldn’t post that on her Tumblr blog.

Wouldn’t think deciding what to eat is a problem for Gemma? She eats everything. Or maybe that’s the problem? She has too many takeaway options to choose from?

She LOVES fat bodies so much. She can’t stop talking about fat people. Her fat acceptance talk is disturbing. She makes it so clear and it’s like she wants everyone to know about her crazy thoughts. She shouldn’t post that on her Tumblr blog.

I feel like she wants people to know that she is a chubby chaser. And it’s strange how she posts her very fattening meals online too?

She's actually got much worse with her fat worship over the past year, because in the past she used to deny that Fataldi and Hogran were overweight if anyone challenged her belly fetish.

So funny how her hoe friends were all dressed up for a meal at trashy Wetherspoons, with low cut black tops.

She’s probably tired of trying to hide her belly fetish and now she is trying to let the world know. Does she now think Fataldi and Hogran are fat?

Do Gemma and her friends think Wetherspoons is a fancy restaurant? 🤣

It probably is for them! I bet Niall and Fataldi are jealous of Harry Styles' colossal streams/sales with As It Was. This is what happens when you stay slim and hot.

Gemma and her fat friends go to a Wetherspoons to get cheap, fattening meals. It’s hilarious that they dress up in fancy clothes for a nasty pub like that.

I think Gemma definitely wants people to know she is VERY fat positive and that way she wants to tell people she gets turned on by fat guys. That’s why she only chooses to be a fan of fat and unhealthy singers.

Fataldi and Hogran are definitely jealous or Harry’s success. They should’ve thought about that before they decided to stuff their faces with millions of calories.

Gemma found lots of obese friends in the Lard Channel fandom.

Niall is being so lazy with this new album. Probably gets drunk in the studio and falls asleep.

Gemma probably feels like home with other obese Lard Channel fans. They go to gigs together and after that stuff their faces and get blind drunk and embarrass themselves in public.

Niall doesn’t have a good work ethic. He shouldn’t drink when he is working. That’s why he hasn’t released anything for a long time. I feel like the songs never get finished.

Fat Niko looks like a pig here. Why would he post that online?

I was shocked to see this. Blubbery Niko has a lot of back fat and rolls on his lower back. His skin is in such a bad condition too, so many spots and pimples. It’s all caused by his unhealthy, greasy diet.

Urgh you're right! All those nasty pustules! Back acne.

He has so many of them too. He clearly doesn’t shower and he most definitely smells bad too. Of course his poor diet has had an effect on his skin. Back acne always looks nasty.

Gemma got an anon saying how gross Niko’s back is and she got mad. She probably loves his pizza back because she knows he has caused it with junk food and alcohol.

LOL she spends her life getting mad at her anons and feasting on fatty food.

Gemma's country is about to be invaded! She'd better stay in London instead of running back for Easter to stuff her face with solid chocolate eggs.

Sounds horrible. Her life is probably really boring. I imagine her being on her computer, raging at her anons on Tumblr while eating a massive cheesy pizza. Her greasy fingers leaving marks around the keyboard.

It always makes me laugh how mad she gets and her responses to those anons are super weak. And always defending her fat boys. She is pathetic.

Niko is fattening up again. The guy really is a hopeless yoyo dieter.

Fat Gemma will be tempted to travel to Finland to stuff her face with fattening solid Easter eggs. She would risk her safety to eat, eat and eat.

Niko is definitely gaining weight again. How many chins does he have? His face is like a balloon too. I don’t think I have ever seen anyone gain weight so fast. What does he eat?

Niko looks terrible in the pics R91 linked. Heavier. Yo-yo dieting is very unhealthy and every time he gains weight after losing some, he’ll get bigger than he has ever been. His diet must be really bad.

At least he has one, fat loving fan.

Lard Channel are in the US, so that explains why Niko is piling on the pounds again and looking BIGGER. Probably has been eating super sized portions of burgers and pizzas. He is so much wider than his band mates. Concerning.

Very true, R94. He really does balloon so quickly.

That’s why he is Gemma’s favourite. She saw how fast he can gain weight and fell in love. His belly capacity seems like it’s at a level: bottomless.

She also loves all the endless Lard Channel content. Niko is an absolute slut for all things instagram whereas Niall and Lewis barely post these days.

New thread is here!