It's so preferable when authors are pretty

Here's one of them

And here's another.

He looks like he'd benefit from a slice of cake.

you seem preoccupied.

Yes, one recognises that being posted on DL (a) if he isn't built like a barrel he's dangerously unhealthy, and (b) the 'I don't like blonds troll' will shortly chime in to reassure us that his preference hasn't altered, to the great relief of blonds globally.

[quote]you seem preoccupied.

Weirdly enough, one one his books came up when I was googling 19th century criminology. WHY I have no idea. But it was certainly an interesting diversion.

you seem preoccupied with "pretty".

Hopefully!

You see preoccupied with needling. Unpretty much?

You've got your gay intellectual clones and your gay physical clones. He happens to exist in the overlap between the two.

r8, i have to ask you this...

Do you buy Pretty Litter?

op, do you remember the bounty fun-prints paper towel commercial from 1989? it was set to the song "pretty baby".

pretty bounty

pretty bounty

pretty bounty of mine

new bounty fun prints

pretty bounty of mine

The man has a fine penis.

That is a perfect body and dick

R3 No thank you - there's enough fat people to go around

Looks wise he's ok.

Below the neck is quite good...

Below the waist however doesn't do a thing for me; unless Mr. Praise is a "grower" we must have more...

R14 Oh I agree there are enough fat people around. In fact, there are far too many.

I wasn't suggesting he eats enough cake to make him overweight, just enough to stop looking ill.

Self published is barely an author.

He needs a burger

[quote]Self published is barely an author.

That was true ten years ago. Not now. The publishing industry, like the movie industry, is being totally upended. Besides the ocean of pulp writers, lots of solid writers are cutting the publisher cord, or not even going there in the first place. e.g. publishing contracts for single books used to be for around ten years. Then the rights would expire. Now with the rise of ebooks, publishers want to hold on to the rights for much longer because the overheads are almost zero, but the money keeps flowing in. And that's not to the author's benefit when they could be scoring a bigger cut.

Has anyone read his Principles of Anarchism?

Yes. His Twitter screams solid writer.

He is the Tom Bianchi of words.

He looks like a slightly muscular concentration camp victim.

[quote]Yes. His Twitter screams solid writer.

Have you read anything of what he's written, rather than just snarking? Obviously not. He's clearly fearsomely smart. I have no comment on his writing ability, but respect where respect is due. How fabulous to be sex positive, have a gorgeous face and body, and have the TIME to write. Is there a wee trust fund lurking in the background somewhere as per Scott O'Hara? If he has done all this without one, bloody good for him! Either way, it's nice to see someone going their own way and achieving things.

[quote] He looks like a slightly muscular concentration camp victim.

There's something sweet about fat slobs trying to feel about themselves!

Why would anyone wanting to be taken seriously as an author put dick picks on Internet for God and world to see?

On second thought never mind, forgot for a moment the age we live in now.

[quote]feel about themselves!

Type. feel GOOD about themselves. I'm sure they 'feel about themselves' all too often.

[quote]Why would anyone wanting to be taken seriously as an author put dick picks on Internet for God and world to see?

No hangups? Has it, enjoys flaunting it, and bringing pleasure to others? Likes the offers it brings? Prefers not to be placed in one box? One life, and wants to live, live, live?

That's why his dick looks so big, he's fucking anorexic

I dont care what authors look like, but I have to agree, that is one beautiful man, would love to slurp on that cock

Pics R15 posted are quite something too

His body looks amazing in the pic, very cut. His narcissism is also clearly strong.

But his dick is basic at best because he is so short and skinny. His Model Mayhem page lists him as being 5’7”, 122 pounds, 36 inch chest, 27” waist, and size 7 shoe. That’s prepubescent sized almost.

Sorry your own life is so disappointing, R23.

Perhaps his Twitter screams sordid writer.

This unnatural look on men is as ugly as the “rail thin with huge tits” look is for women.

Yet both of them have become the standard for beauty. Seems a little mentally ill to me.

He's fucking himself. The guy's almost a mirror image.

Incredible body and dick

He’s in totally fit and in shape

Seethe, you jealous unwanted fatties

R33 a sexual partner that resembles you is a sign of high self esteem.

There is a 300 lbs retirement aged subset of Datalounge which resents that fact, but 99% of young buff guys will not have sex with fatties unless cash is involved

You keep telling yourself that, R36. It'll be good to have somebody to talk to when you're old.

[quote] Yet both of them have become the standard for beauty. Seems a little mentally ill to me.

Because you’re a fat blob r32

Sorry, no. This guy is not normal and his behaviour is not normal. Normal people don't have that life and they sure don't market it.

R37 my boyfriend is aging at the same rate I am.

We will both be old in the future.

But we will never hiss about guys being normally thin and picking partners that look like them.

Envy is for socially maladjusted fat asses.

[quote] Normal people don't have that life and they sure don't market it.

This is hilarious.

Literary oral

My asshole is pretty. I know. I like to cam it. It’s capable of making the most adorable gapes.

R40, you seem really nice too.

I can make my asshole wink! 😉

Another guy who look like him, having sex with him

Scandalous!

But it’s 2022, not 1958.

Living life, on the beach, at ease with his body

You’re trying reallllllyyy hard, OP. It’s giving ✨desperate, old and sad✨.

^Gramps doesn’t know he use ignoredar, because if he did, he would realize that I’m not the OP

I’ve never heard of this guy before until an hour ago.

Don’t you care about my O-ring?!

Writing mostly porn while being it is clever, if not redundant, marketing.

I appreciate that he lists "exhibitionist" in his Twitter bio, but I was tired of him by the time I hit the end of the thread.

I know he’s practically persona non grata around here, but I do find Dr. Eric quite handsome and downright adorable in a cubbish way. Not enough to slog through his doctoral dissertation turned book, but maybe the next one.

Yes, he's quite fuckable, despite his Sylvia/Marsha mythmaking.

If we're listing fuckable authors, let's not forget circuit stud/author North Morgan and his 'thicc' thighs and hefty cock:

^ Huge Greek middling talented dong

I know when I'm reading a book I have a hard time enjoying it unless I know for certain the author is attractive.

R53 why is he persona non grata here? I follow his Queer History page on IG and think he's absolutely gorgeous.

The word "author" is a bit of a hyperbole.

A self-promoter who writes a lot of words and self-publishes them along with photos of his dick would be a little more accurate.

But thanks, Tim, for posting here.

R57 The threads I’ve seen of him here ripped him to shreds in fine DL fashion, part being openly gay and part supportive of Trans, both a bad combo here.

He needs a foreskin.

Stanksleeves meaning illiteracy

He looks like your typical Instaho/Twit slut.

Oh, And he's also anti-mask and anti-vaccine.

Aren’t we all at this point r63?

[quote] Has anyone read his Principles of Anarchism?

No. Proper Anarchists have no principles.

But I have read Hollinghurst and Houellebecq.

R46 OMG

That one on the left is—

Shave down that mop on his head and he's hot af. I do agree he could stand to eat a bit more.

[quote] The English Taste: Cuisine and Class in the Works of E. Phillips Oppenheim.

Why write about Eddie Oppenheim? No one knows Eddie Oppenheim.

[quote] Principles of Anarchism

The blurb says it's a 24 page pamphlet.

Looks like anorexic MISSter Piggy.

OP- I wouldn't fuck that bitch with YOUR dick.

Blech.

The level of jealousy here is staggering. Why can’t fat losers be happy for the beautiful, smart and talented? That’s a psychological problem right there. The amusing thing is that after typing their venom they no doubt waddle to the fridge to comfort themselves with more food. Most fat gay men appear to me to be big indulged needy children who lash out when they can’t have what they want. This thread is proof of it.

Never heard of Cervini. Thanks!

I said I liked Dr. Eric despite the hate he gets here!

R73 What do you like in particular? His footnotes?

His footlong.

That's so interesting! This just proves you can't reduce someone to one thing that they do and that they can be multifaceted. We have this outdated image of authors and intellects so it's nice that this person feels that being true to himself doesn't takeaway from I presume his day job.

[quote] The level of jealousy here is staggering.

Timmy (or Timmy stan), screeching "fat" and "old" vitriol at complete strangers online is no way to gain readers or fans, you bony wraithlike whore. Your/Timmy's "books" are clearly pretentious twaddle. Stick to nudies, dear. There's always a market for emaciated sluts like you/him.

[quote] Never heard of Cervini.

Proof that you little about basic recent scholarly writing.

Proof that you [bold] know[/bold]...

[quote] College athlete Mark Hartley is a descendant of the Mojave people on one side of his family and British nobility on the other. When an accident to his English relatives leads to him inheriting their titles and billion-dollar fortune, he decides to reinvest his new wealth in an ambitious social experiment. He starts buying up the old lands of his ancestors in the Arizona desert, where he intends to found an agricultural and artistic community for sex-positive nudists. It's an endeavor that will fuse the traditional values of his Mojave ancestors with the conclusions of modern science. But as the project gets underway and people from all over Arizona begin migrating to his new village of Cibola, Mark faces increasing opposition from state legislators and county officials, Republicans and Democrats alike, who are united in their rejection of his central philosophy: that political and social freedom, economic equality, and environmental awareness are inseparable from sexual freedom and promiscuity.

"Corran of the Mojave" by Tim Parise on sale now for $2.99

Should be titled "Cum Whores of the Desert."

I love the Amazon review of Cervini's book by one Marshall P.:

"Way to deatailed for me"

Wouldn't be a surprise if Marshall is a pillar of DL.

The many, many posts of OP (aka Tim Parisi) on this thread after his initial post:

[quote] Yes, one recognises that being posted on DL (a) if he isn't built like a barrel he's dangerously unhealthy, and (b) the 'I don't like blonds troll' will shortly chime in to reassure us that his preference hasn't altered, to the great relief of blonds globally.

[quote]Weirdly enough, one one his books came up when I was googling 19th century criminology. WHY I have no idea. But it was certainly an interesting diversion.

[quote] Hopefully! You see preoccupied with needling. Unpretty much?

[quote]That was true ten years ago. Not now. The publishing industry, like the movie industry, is being totally upended. Besides the ocean of pulp writers, lots of solid writers are cutting the publisher cord, or not even going there in the first place. e.g. publishing contracts for single books used to be for around ten years. Then the rights would expire. Now with the rise of ebooks, publishers want to hold on to the rights for much longer because the overheads are almost zero, but the money keeps flowing in. And that's not to the author's benefit when they could be scoring a bigger cut. Has anyone read his Principles of Anarchism?

[quote] Have you read anything of what he's written, rather than just snarking? Obviously not. He's clearly fearsomely smart. I have no comment on his writing ability, but respect where respect is due. How fabulous to be sex positive, have a gorgeous face and body, and have the TIME to write. Is there a wee trust fund lurking in the background somewhere as per Scott O'Hara? If he has done all this without one, bloody good for him! Either way, it's nice to see someone going their own way and achieving things.

[quote] There's something sweet about fat slobs trying to feel about themselves!

[quote] Type. feel GOOD about themselves. I'm sure they 'feel about themselves' all too often.

[quote]No hangups? Has it, enjoys flaunting it, and bringing pleasure to others? Likes the offers it brings? Prefers not to be placed in one box? One life, and wants to live, live, live?

[quote] The level of jealousy here is staggering. Why can’t fat losers be happy for the beautiful, smart and talented? That’s a psychological problem right there. The amusing thing is that after typing their venom they no doubt waddle to the fridge to comfort themselves with more food. Most fat gay men appear to me to be big indulged needy children who lash out when they can’t have what they want. This thread is proof of it. Never heard of Cervini. Thanks!

[quote]I love the Amazon review of Cervini's book by one Marshall P.: "Way to deatailed for me" Wouldn't be a surprise if Marshall is a pillar of DL.

Yes, thanks stalker R82. Am entire happy that all of them are read. Obviously I've scratched a real festering sore with you. Yeah, it must suck to be a bitter basement queen, but you know -- the only way is up!

Since learning about Erick Cervini on this thread I've listened to one of his very entertaining podcasts and checked out his Instagram, and I can well see how people like him and Parise must drive deeply jealous and damaged souls like yourself absolutely insane – to the extent that all you can do is slam their looks, and stalk anyone who finds them enjoyable. Enjoy your sad bitter life.

R83 = even more bile from "intellectual" nudie whore Timmy. Way to get those book sales, hunty!

DL didn't turn out to be the fawning lovefest you expected, eh?

Resembles an anorexic Michael York.

LOL. Yes. Michael York was anorexic and dangerously ill. How he never taken into care and force fed is a deep mystery.

Going through his twitter likes and he seems to have some right leaning. He liked this tweet from a young attention seeking trump supporter about kids wearing mask outside. The dude is known to make up shit to just stir up republicans.

He also liked this tweet from Snowden. While I'm with Snowden in releasing info that the U.S is spying on us, this take is bad. I'm sure he's talking about the U.S government here but let's not act like Russia isn't an aggressor.

W&W R21.

He's cute, but he also looks like blond white trash with a head on his shoulders.

[quote] you bony wraithlike whore.

Lol

Fatty trembles with rage, fat fingers mauling his crumb keyboard, his 3 chins sagging while he types his hysteric screed

LOL (It's an acronym, ninny; all caps.)

Bony anorexic whore trembles with rage, spindly fingers mauling his spittle-encrusted keyboard, his distended ribcage heaving while he types his hysteric screed.

Is being self-published the same as being published?

Sort of, r93. the difference is that some people might read books that are published rather than those that are only self-published.

Brave new world. That he can be so public with his self porn yet expect to be taken seriously as an intellectual.

Has there been anyone else like this?

If I were to do this, I'd be laughed at as an old perv past his sell-by date. But there was a time 20 years ago, when I was posting on xtube but didn't dare come out with them in my professional life.

So bravo to Tim and his gen.

Yes, bravo!

[Quote] Sorry, no. This guy is not normal and his behaviour is not normal. Normal people don't have that life and they sure don't market it.

That's the point I was making. Now, what do I do with my explicit material? I'm not ashamed of them but keep them away from my public life, such as, it is.

Maybe I'll wait and see what else tomorrow brings.

[quote] Has there been anyone else like this?

Interesting question R95. Trustifarian and gorgeous from the front or back lost boy Scott O’Hara who preached sex positivity, wrote memoirs and articles and published the interesting Steam magazine comes to mind.

[quote] Normal people don't have that life

Who wants to be normal? What a petty shithouse goal. As the saying goes, and as is evident on DL constantly, most people live lives of quiet desperation. Most people don’t have bodies worth wanking over. Most people don’t have the guts to live life to the fullest. So yes, bravo to him.

R95 DL fav Dylan Geick is a twice published intellectual poet and noted phonographic star.

[quote]noted phonographic star.

I've looked in the RCA Victor catalogue and can't find a thing!

Imagine out writers like an Andrew Sullivan of tomorrow posting explicit pics and posts about taking milky loads while expecting to be taken seriously, not just getting published.

Or a presidential hopeful gay and first gent couple posting their sex life as they hit the White House nomination trail in the not too distant future.

Could it happen? Don't say no.

Well it just shows the dysfunctional divorce of sex from daily life. As my dear departed lawyer used to say in his grand fruity tones: "My dear, society will never be truly healthy till there's fucking in the streets!"

^ Making people witness you having sex without their consent is a form of abuse. Exposing pre-pubescent children to sexual intercourse is also generally considered to be child abuse. Your lawyer sounds like a creep.

But that's the grand plan, darling! We intend to convert every kiddie to rampant bum sex as soon as possible, so they can then model nude and self-publish literary classics without a vestige of shame.

^ Who said anything about conversion? Is that really the only argument you have to fall back on? Heterosexual sex, gay sex, it doesn't matter - it is an infringement on the child's right to mature sexually at their own pace.

And seeing as you seem to pride yourself on being progressive (wanting to remedy the dysfunction divorce of sex from daily life), how do you think women - especially abuse survivors - would feel about sex in the streets? Would rape-play be okay in the streets? Try actually thinking about it and not just asking yourself, "What would the Rethugs hate?"

Your "dear old lawyer" was either slow-witted or a creep. Deal with it, even if this means that you may have to stop quoting his witticisms.

He's a right-wing whore, make better choices, in authors Op.

Your pedo-obsession is all very fascinating we're sure R106. Perhaps you could take it over to Lipstick Alley and join your fellow sister crazed fraus there where you'll fit in a treat, rather than derailing threads here with it.

No horse in this race but isn’t a combination of smart and sexually free something we, as gay men, should be supportive of rather than condemning? I get the Instahoe angle. I also tire of everyone wanting to be a star. But intellectual/artistic accomplishment and sexual openness is part of our legacy.

I hear it's pleasurable to have sex in a Horace Gifford house.

I'd like to see this lithe young Swede interact with that loquacious transvestite bore called ContraPoints or whatever.

Even for DL, this crosses the Boundariy of Inanity.

I agree, R109. I find the combination of open attitudes about sex and other aspects of a person's life very interesting (in general; not necessarily in this case).

Where I disagree with others here is on R103/R105/R108's sophomoric idea that we should have sex in the streets: that should not override the welfare of the majority of people who don't want that or would even be harmed by it. I find that approach cringe-makingly adolescent and it's a sad reflection of the arrested intellectual development where some eldergays are stuck.

How are his books reviewed, if at all. Self published books do not have to go through a vetting process like with traditional publishing.

Cervini is actually a published author. Who doesn’t do nudes because his academic scholarship is sufficient.

This blond twat is an Insta-ho wannabe ‘writer.’

He looks like a Nazi. I bet he's a white supremacist, because he only has sex with people who look like him.

He is not a published author. Self publishing twenty page pamphlets on Amazon is not publishing.

[quote] isn’t a combination of smart and sexually free something we, as gay men, should be supportive of

Of course! And if this was the DL of 1970 there would be nothing but praise. But this is the DL of the deeply prudish and dysfunctional 2020, where dumpy non-achievers can vent their spleen against the beautiful and smart, as per...

[quote]He looks like a Nazi.

[quote]He is not a published author.

[Quote] Self publishing twenty page pamphlets on Amazon is not publishing

Political manifestos need not be long. And if it is anarchist it will not be easy to find a publisher. Has anyone read it?

R109 here again. It raises an interesting point (as mentioned in R118). Gays were one of the big advocates for a more open and sexually free society. Here we are in the oppressive (and depressing) 20's where neither the right or the left condone any fun (non-consensual off limits of course). What's our role here? Shouldn't we be pushing for more openness? Or are we just falling in line with the current overly-woke narrative because it lines up with the liberal mindset. Just thinking...

R120: I can remember being at boarding school and the house mother lecturing us that the pendulum would swing against permissiveness, and we all looked at her like she was demented. But it has! But the pendulum will swing to freedom again. One just needs to recognise that we live in a deeply puritan time, where fraus and trolls descend to morally judge every thread as if they have some mandate from God, and their opinions are righteous. Fuck 'em! Serve 'em back the contempt they deserve. And serve it back to the jealous as well, who live their lives poisoned by despair, and would have you live that way as well if they could.

Lol at R118. That’s not how this works. Tagus not how any of this works. Tired old porn whore is not a published author, and the tiiiirrrrreed straw man argument “Ur AlL jUsT jEaLoUs” doesn’t work here, but keep trying, hon.

He’s not gonna pick you. I’m noticing LOTS of pick mes in this thread. P

This is getting boring. Tell us more about Cervini and O'Hara.

I met Scott O'Hara. Probably the most charismatic person I've ever encountered. Bill Clinton level of charisma. The night before I met him I saw him 100 yards away browsing in a market, and I thought "Who the fuck is THAT?" It was like he had a lightbulb up his arse. Physically incredibly impressive - huge pendulous dick, and an absolutely incredible globular arse that moved mesmerisingly like a back woman's when he walked -- all on a very tight waisted short body. True mind-melting stuff. Very self confident, and very sunny, but as we were talking on a sofa, underneath I sensed this enormous suppressed anger, which we really threw me, because he was so -- as I said – sunny on the surface. Perhaps it was in the early days of his coming to terms with HIV. Don't know. But my lasting impression was: Lost Boy. If you read his memoir he hints he'd had a damaged childhood, and hated what his parents had done to his lesbian sister. Apparently as publisher he screwed over some of his contributors when his company went bust. I can imagine him being arrogant. Saw him again a year or two later at the Sydney Gay Mardi Gras dressed in a one piece silver mesh swim suit, silver boots, and silver tear-drop weights hanging from both nipples. With all that and the golden blond hair and body he looked a god fallen to earth. So despite his demons, and the raw hand AIDS dealt him, he left a lot of people with a lot of amazing memories.

Forgot to say: he wasn't photogenic! In life he was really glowy Germanic handsome: definitely Teutonic genes in there. In porn videos and stills he just looks a bit dorkish.

Anarchists are, without exception, drooling morons. That may increase your love for him, OP.

“Think of the fraus…MY GOD, THINK OF THE FRAUS”

Lol

Fuck you r106, you fat dump cunt

I will never read anything written by a malignant narcissist. A person who is that self-obsessed has absolutely nothing of value to contribute to humankind. Period.

[quote]where dumpy non-achievers can vent their spleen against the beautiful and smart,

Where's the proof that he's smart? Anyone can publish their own pamphlets.

R117 R122 Quite envious, no matter how much you protest.

[quote]Where's the proof that he's smart?

I'd lay bets he's a lot smarter than you. And certainly more beautiful.

You can read an extract from his 525 page *book*, The English Taste: Cuisine and Class in the Works of E. Phillips Oppenheim, on Amazon at the link.

What's worse than being dumb and plain? Dumb, plain and jealous!

I would love to see warm seed spurting from his throbbing tool. That blond body hair is hot af.

[quote] I'd lay bets he's a lot smarter than you. And certainly more beautiful.

And this inane delusional snobbery is why your bloated food book has no reviews and no sales, Timmy, you deranged cunt crumb.

I can categorically swear that I have never and will never read a word that he writes.

But I still say he has a fine penis.

R133 outraged fatty

Lol

You keep on embarrassing yourselves (because there’s enough of you for two normal humans)

R135, you keep performing as a snotty little twonk, when your prior obsessive replies in other threads prove that [bold] YOU ARE AN OLD GAY QUEEN[/bold], Mary.

You can't even properly type a three-letter acronym, you deranged flouncing pansy. Timmy has no book sales at all, and you're barely literate yourself. Keep your bony ass parked here, where idiocy rules and you are its queen.

Lol

Why don’t you eat a can a cake frosting to condole yourselves r136

It won’t be your last for the day, but the sweet artificial viscous goo will ease your emotional pain for 15 minutes

[quote] outraged fatty

LOL. Quivering outraged fatty might be more technically correct R135. There’d definitely be some quivering!

What’s the bet their fridge has been heavily raided this weekend? Calories are SUCH a comfort. Especially when confronted by slim (Ow!) beautiful (Ow!) smart (Ow ow ow!) men of talent. The pain. Oh the pain! Is it time for brunch?

R137 = Timmy the no-talent "author" projecting his bulimic obsession with food. See how obsessed he is about food and body weight? Timmy's clearly deranged, the Karen Carpenter of bony whoredom.

^ This fatty is going to have a stroke

Go eat TWO cans of frosting and take a Pamprin hon

Ooh, Timmy/Timmy-stan is on a bender now. We've struck a nerve by exposing his sad eating disorder. He's obsessed! Vomiting in between replies!

Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, Timmy stan; "Pamprin?" Proof that you are so so [bold]OLD[/bold].

So sad. Still no book sales, at all.

Where exactly does Amazon display individual book sales? Do please post a screenshot Q.O.F. We’d be fascinated to see Tims. Given that you were only recently ranting he’d only published pamphlets, accuracy is of the essence.

Fatty: labored breath, 4 chins, crevices which he can’t clean, even with a sponge on a stick, this stick which he uses to wipe his ass. Furiously fat fingering his keyboard.

Use this energy to go out for a walk around the block r141. People will stare at you, but you’ve got to start sometime. Wipe the crumbs of your chin before you step out the door. Dignity man…dignity.

Let’s not fat shame. We need to lift others up. Even if, as in the case of QOF, it might require a forklift.

R143, etc, Timmy/Timmy stan, spiraling down the toilet in a swirl of inept insults and vomit.

Sad queen, if you're going to sock puppet yourself, you should shift the syntax a bit to at least provide an impression of another person. But being a talent-less "author," that may befuddle you.

Sorry darl. There’s one of me. You appear to have at least deux disputers. Call us lunch.

Fatty fat fat…it may befuddling to your cholesterol choked brain, but there’s more than one person on this thread who thinks that your envious vitriol towards a random guy is hilarious and sad.

Keep on embarrassing yourself.

You're lunch.

Nazi Youth reject Skeletor Timmy has a whopping 14 reviews on GoodReads! What a literary giant!

Fatty is so pressed ^

This guy only weighs 122 pounds. Gross

Where did he go to school? Studied what?

Who are his people? What does he hope to be?

Where exactly does Amazon display individual book sales? Do please post a screenshot Q.O.F

- yeah, where can we see that display? And wtf is QOF?

[quote] a whopping 14 reviews on GoodReads!

Wow. That’s actually impressive. Because the conversion rate from reading to reviews is only a tiny percentage. So that means he’s getting a lot of reads. I’m very very pleased for him. It must feel wonderful to beautiful and successful and FULFILLED. As distinct from just being calorie stuffed. :-)

[quote] And wtf is QOF?

Quivering Outraged Fatty.

Such an Edenic existence

More like Quisling Onanist Freak, Timmy.

This is the same nutbag who got caught sneaking into classrooms to record his wank sessions at a low-level Hawai'i college. A few low-grade porn gigs followed.

[quote] I’m very very pleased for him

... as you frantically rub your nubbin dick to his nudies, old hag. Has-been porn slut pens turgid scifi. Yeah, he's a regular Proust.

[quote] So that means he’s getting a lot of reads.

Only the ebooks that are free, idiot.

GURLS!

[quote] “So I was very cheered to receive a couple of messages this afternoon from instructors here at UH who are actually applauding what I’ve done. One of them... thanked me for the important cultural work I was doing

How heartening! What a blessing he received such support. His cup truly runneth over. But then, unlike waddling demanding jellies, the slim and beautiful who delight in sharing their bodies deserve all the goodness that comes to them!

Proof here that he's 34. A bit old be feign twink category, Timmy.

What fantastic genes. He’ll still look good when he’s 80. But then calorific restriction is one of the secrets to longevity and good health. Sadly, I’ve noticed most bears seem to cark it in their sixties or even early. Is your funeral plan paid up QOF? No one wants to be an inconvenience. And that coffin is going to require a shitload of knotty pine.

Wow he was a full blown narcissist at 22 in collage.

[quote] in collage

He took art courses in college, including collage and decoupage projects.

… the penis would pass from one mouth to the other, tongues crossing paths like restless flocks of swallows in the sombre skies above the Seine-et-Marne …

R165 Are those some lines from Mr. Geiek’s poetic magnum opus?

No, they're from another philosopher/prose artist.

I've never seen much of Geick.

Yes, OP. Pretty, not anorexic.

Tim Parise needs eyebrows and an upperlip. Plus he has a pig snout for a nose.

R159 These porn whores always manage to find the ugliest asian bottoms to fuck.

[quote]Tim Parise needs eyebrows and an upperlip. Plus he has a pig snout for a nose.

Upload your photo R169 so we can all laugh at it.

R170: I know, right?!

I get wanting to have some intimate or sexy photos of yourself; but do guys who do this thing EVER lay in bed at night, or have passing thoughts that they've put images out there of them fingering with their cum on the head of their dick and showing their hole and basically leaving nothing to your body or personality to privacy? Does it ever become old or do they have any periodic regrets as they get mature? Not necessarily regret having a few images, but of them just being completely debaucherous, piggish, overtly proud and obnoxious. At my most "beautiful", and I got my share of attention, I'd never do it, and that was just the mid-nineties to mid 2010's. As I've gotten older, for whatever reason, I've enjoyed having some nude images of me for when I was meeting guys online or just with my partner. I get the appeal now. But I couldn't get used to or be so comfortable with the most extreme images of me, either in intensely intimate poses like being fucked or where I'm spreading my legs in the air or whatever. It just seems like having all that out there, no matter how young or naive you may be, would weigh heavy on the mind, knowing that one day, it's gonna come back to bite you. Hard.

Yeah R173, we're sure Erik can't sleep at night thinking about his 45th videoed orgasm.

Freddy I mean.

It's like the Mortimer Club has gone nudist!

Low waisted

^^Her butt is kind of weird-looking.

R178 He has a 70 year olds butt.

With a cute beefy boy

Is there a Pulitzer that covers this category?

Has that poor skinny waif waif never heard of Pizza Hut, Burger King, KFC, etc.?

Pud-litzer?

[quote] Pizza Hut, Burger King, KFC

R182 is land behemoth white trash

Get with it, R182!

In trolletta R184 and Timmy's utopian world, with the aide of billionaires, public nudity and rampant onanism will solve all the world's crises! It's all in his "bestselling" scifi novels! But only emaciated Aryan twonks –with the occasional token ethnic– are allowed! No fatties!

Let low blood sugar dementia thrive!

🥱

Fattie is making less sense than usual

It’s sad what jealousy, morbid obesity, unfuckableless and arterial plaque can do to a his posts

Yes, but Fattie has an upcoming Bear Brunch for comfort - you know, one of those meet and greets where, in the absence of Mommie, they coo, and hug, and pat each other for the mutual reassurance that it's perfectly fine for adult men to rememble a rhino in a stretch top or Hawaiian sun shirt with their navel showing. If you want a good laugh, watch any such event from a distance: they step little circles round each other as they emit peeps of pleasure, like pirouetting Disney rhinos. Sometimes they even clap their short fingered little hands in glee.

^^^ Timmy's sock puppet showing more inanity with what he learned at that Hawaii community college Creative Writing class where he jacked off on the table.

He's so beautiful and talented it's breathtaking. I'm stupefied!

More like stupid and fried.

He's no Anton Chekhov.

I have nothing against the guy in question from the pictures and links posted (sexy, uninhibited, seems intelligent) but I'm also wondering whether he really is the one posting here. The person defending him seems way too invested and personally wounded. Either that or it's some totally deranged person who's chosen this hill to die on.

Would you prefer 'plump'?

Portly?

Pudgy?

Porcine?

R192 I am not the Tim Perise.

Feel free to spin fantasies about me. It’s amusing to me and at least one other poster, maybe more.

OP- Yes, that man in your photo is pretty if you think that someone who looks like a cross between Anthony Michael Hall and Boris Becker is pretty.

I don't.

Do you want that in a press release so we can inform the media, R195? It's been so reassuring to us. Heaven forbid anyone remotely sane should fancy that strawberry blond popsical, the young Boris Becker! We want 'em fat and we want 'em swarthy. With big tummy tum tums.

R180- The one on the left is a total SCENE QUEEN and the one on the right is totally SCRAWNY.

There is NO one hot in that photo.

Fatty wakes up from his sugar diabetic coma ^

We like scrawny. Or 'lean and tight' as it's known in better circles.

R199 yeah me too. I think people perceptions of guys like this have been distorted because they are so used to seeing overweight/ obese guys around them

DL people I like slim guys over muscular guys but the one on the left in R180 photos is not slim, slender or merely leans he's

SCRAWNY

He isn’t scrawny he is “sinewy” and he also has an elderly man ass. He has a really weird body and it is pretty gross.

Here is an example of someone I consider good looking and hot.

I posted this ^ R197

No one cares what you theoretically like r204 r197, because no man will touch your insane fat carcass

Why don’t use your fat fingers to make a post about a man that you find attractive and stop stinking up this thread with your stench of your yeasty smelling skin folds

R205- The FIRST thing you need to do is go back on your Meds.

He and his friends look tedious.

He had a teeny-tiny porn career under the name Corbett Harper.

He is a bottom bitch of course.

R206 the FIRST thing you need to do is clean your huge elephantine ass with that a special sponge on a stick and then take your “Meds”

Dope r209

The world cannot have enough attractive and in shape bottoms

More links to his porn videos, please

R211 The world is full of butterfaced bottom bitches and worse yet he is a bottom with an elderly looking butt.

As opposed to your water buffalo ass which no man has touched since the Nixon administration r212?

Post a picture of your ass, not now (the HORROR), but in your long ago prime

And let’s see how you compare

R213 Hi pig snout Tim.

R208 His porn career was so short because he couldn’t stop shitting on dicks…

He had a teeny tiny career one suspects because it was quite possibly the worst porn film ever made, featuring a Muzak track, a half condom, no direction, and two totally disinterested, bored, and passionless performers completely at sea.

I read one of his books this week, The Senator Dies at Dawn. It dealt with mass murders of congressmen and women, and other DC officials. There were lots of murders, perhaps more than I've ever witnessed in a novel. And he doesn't come through in the end with the answer to "Whodunit?" I've never read a stranger mystery novel.

The guy I guess was his main character didn't really stand out except as the go-to for processing the information about each murder. Tim gave us very little personal info about the protagonists--it was literally all plot. No character development, except the protagonists' voiced assumptions about the murderer.

Worst of all, he set the book in Washington, DC, but failed to get a lot of it right. He called "Washington Heights," a really nice part of Adams-Morgan, the most crime-ridden, dangerous section of the District (if you're familiar, it's the part bounded by Florida Avenue on the south, 18th Street on the east, Columbia Road on the north, and 19th Street on the west). Washington Heights is new nomenclature since I left DC, but I'm certain it hasn't become a dangerous part of town at all.

Also, he kept referring to North Washington (instead of Northwest) and South Washington (instead of Southwest or Southeast).

I had fantasies of getting in touch with him and trading true DC location information for mutual blowjobs. Whatever I thought of his book, the man has a splendid cock, a dong of distinction.