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Tasteful friends: DL subject of scorn Bradford Shellhamer "groovy farmhouse compound in Upstate New York"

A simple farmhouse is painted black outside and inside, with a few rooms in color, a Primary Yellow staircase ("Shellhammer says. 'It’s really glossy, you’d almost wanna kinda lick the steps when you go near it'"), and some Not Quite Yves Klein Blue accents.

The Hot Pink room and the interior bright colors I don't mind at all, though the slippery stairs looks more dangerous than lickable. The exterior is okay black, though it might have been more effective on a different house, but, inside, the black painted rooms are grim - black painted rooms can work when the architecture is good, but not when it's not: it looks like an age-darkened turn of the millenium Restoration Hardware catalogue with all that chunky wood and undyed linen and almost black grey everywhere, an Axel Vervoordt castle on an especially dark and grey day in 1990s Antwerp.

The best score on the color front is the redder than red barn. It's a pretty spectacular color and a beautiful building.

The house is full of some awful things, wirey legged seating furniture, MCM cliches, ktchsch in the Hot Pink room (who would have guessed that?) Horrible ugly things front and center (a shoe rack with faggy shoes), a $16 umbrella stand, and no sense of scale anywhere. When in doubt: just hang more kitschy pictures!

I vaguely remember who this guy is or was, but recall he was the subject of some attention here in the past.

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by Anonymousreply 60August 4, 2022 12:25 AM

Some of it looks okay albeit a bit dark but the hot-colored rooms are ghastly. Marcia Brady run amok!

by Anonymousreply 1January 27, 2022 10:47 AM

^ I agree, some of it is pretty cool, as for the rest, there isn't enough LSD to get me to buy it

by Anonymousreply 2January 27, 2022 11:01 AM

As an Elder-Gay, my response is, "Been there, done that." All the Marimekko looks like my dorm room in college. It is kind or like the modern version of Colonial Revival.

by Anonymousreply 3January 27, 2022 11:06 AM

^ Yep, 70s dorm room chic...

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by Anonymousreply 4January 27, 2022 11:39 AM

You have got to give him points for fearlessness in decorating. These are exactly the sorts of homes that should be featured in shelter magazines.

by Anonymousreply 5January 27, 2022 11:45 AM

Its not white inside, for which I'll give it credit. I dont like the black interiors much either though, and the hot pink lounge is pretty out there, cool to visit but I dont know if I could live with it.I like that it isnt bland, even if it isnt my preferred style

The small white guesthouse in the last pic is just stunning - white is great as an exterior colour on houses of that age

by Anonymousreply 6January 27, 2022 11:46 AM

[quote]These are exactly the sorts of homes that should be featured in shelter magazines.

No they shouldn't. One can get away with this if one has a strong point of view. A person without a point of view will aimlessly copy and end up with a mess. It is similar to when the average (Or "basic" I guess in today's language) elderly woman tries to copy Iris Apfel. She ends up looking like she belong on a children's TV program at best or a circus clown at worst.

by Anonymousreply 7January 27, 2022 11:52 AM

He recently announced his divorce, so if you’re a fan of his style, the apartment mentioned in the article will soon be for sale.

by Anonymousreply 8January 27, 2022 12:18 PM

^ So, the Misses didn't like the new digs, huh?

by Anonymousreply 9January 27, 2022 12:23 PM

Artsy rich Jew attempts cliche 1980’s artsy rich WASP style. Fail.

by Anonymousreply 10January 27, 2022 12:32 PM

What was his previous notoriety here?

by Anonymousreply 11January 27, 2022 12:41 PM

It's better than Kat Von D's house.

by Anonymousreply 12January 27, 2022 1:22 PM

I can't wait to see how she ruins the one she bought in Indiana. Her Qanon friends and neighbors are just going to love it!

by Anonymousreply 13January 27, 2022 1:32 PM

My place is better. Putnam County has always had more class than those muggy Hudson-adjacent villages. Cows make better neighbors than nuclear power plants!

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by Anonymousreply 14January 27, 2022 1:45 PM

Can anyone find the actual listing noted at R14, Timothy Hutton's place in Patterson? I'm a bit intrigued.

by Anonymousreply 15January 27, 2022 2:08 PM

R15 It's been on and off the market a few times over the years, never had a buyer. I think he bought it back when he was still married to that lunatic Winger.

The interior is pretty ordinary, with a tasteful kitchen. The land backs up on a forest or a nature preserve or something, so there's nary a neighbor in sight. It has a pool, a pergola with a firepit, and a few outbuildings that have been converted to guest houses.

Patterson's a neat town. Peaceful and rural, on the train line to the City.

by Anonymousreply 16January 27, 2022 2:12 PM

In my search to find Halstead Properties website, I came across a listing of agents at the link. Simone Consor looks like she'd be an absolute delight to work with!

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by Anonymousreply 17January 27, 2022 2:13 PM

Is this the new set for a Pee-wee's Playhouse reboot?

by Anonymousreply 18January 27, 2022 2:15 PM

R18 Paul got a bum rap. Who DOESN'T jerk off in theaters?

by Anonymousreply 19January 27, 2022 2:15 PM

Patterson is not the country though. It is an easy commute to Grand Central but is never a second home location I’ve ever heard of before.

by Anonymousreply 20January 27, 2022 4:12 PM

Depressing and obnoxious. It's got "look at me" in every nook and cranny. Might as well have just installed mirrors on the floor, walls, and ceiling. Utterly tasteless.

by Anonymousreply 21January 27, 2022 4:17 PM

What is the point of the uncomfortable red metal furniture under the flags and the quote from Paris Is Burning?

by Anonymousreply 22January 27, 2022 4:40 PM

It's stupid because it's gimmicky. It's poppers and Dior Sauvage: Ambroxan decor.

by Anonymousreply 23January 27, 2022 4:49 PM

I hate his rope belt, too.

by Anonymousreply 24January 27, 2022 4:51 PM

He's a terrible human...known him a long time, was engaged to a friend of mine. Insufferable.

by Anonymousreply 25January 27, 2022 4:52 PM

R10 - E-X-A-C-T-L-Y overwrought cliche

by Anonymousreply 26January 27, 2022 4:54 PM

I just can’t see a farmer relaxing in that blood red room after a long day of slopping the hogs, milking the cows, and tilling the field.

by Anonymousreply 27January 27, 2022 4:55 PM

The blood red room is for the "after" chill, following the ho-down in the disco barn. Wait until he tries to fill a party at his rural portal-to-gay-hell and can only attract the ++50 yo dregs of Hudson, and Hudson's dealers. It's too far north to be on the trendy side of the Hudson. That flips at Rhinebeck, nowadays. The cool riche bobos of Ulster Cty would never construct something so tacky.

by Anonymousreply 28January 27, 2022 5:05 PM

Can someone tell me where the sofas in in living room came from? The black wire frame ones. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 29January 27, 2022 5:43 PM

If you study the black rooms shown, it's not the room or even the furnishings which stand out in the photo. It's the oversized floral arrangements in giant vases. Stuff like that is brought in by the stagers the day of photography. Without it, it's just a black room.

I spent decades in the design trade working for someone whose work was frequently published.

Did you know that many of the magazines like Elle Decor, Interior Design, Dwell, etc seldom seek out and photograph projects themselves - they rely on designers to send them publication-ready photography.

The better known designers spend staggering amounts to photograph everything with the intent of submitting it all for publication. They employ PR firms whose sole job is to keep the designer's name in the media - not just in hopes of getting new clients (that too) but to develop mass market name recognition for their various tie-ins (light fixtures, wall covering, floor tile at Home Depot, dishes, sheets and rugs at Target, etc.)

The top design magazines require exclusives, meaning if AD publishes it, ED won't touch it. There is a pecking order among the better design mags, so you start at the top and keep submitting your projects until one of them bites.

Invariably a month or two after a celebrity's home appears in Architectural Digest, the home is put on the market leveraging the exposure. In those cases, the realtor is expected to cover some or all of the cost of professional photography.

Some designers (like Oprah's old favorite) don't necessarily select products which are best for their client but use products which provide the designer with a "promotional consideration". Or they only use products from manufacturers with whom they have a licensing arrangement - "The (insert designers name here) Collection at Lazy Boy". If you study their published projects, especially if it's their own home, almost everything shown potentially produces a revenue stream for the designer.

If you ever walked into a home after its been published you might not recognize it. Usually all the accessories (anything sitting on a table), table lamps, art, throw pillows, area rugs, etc are brought in just for the photography session. The "beautiful sunlight" streaming through the windows which give the room its glow may not be natural. Sometimes the trees shown outside the window are not there in real life but brought in to block the view of the house next door.

The same holds true for those HGTV-type shows. How they really renovated the home versus what was done strictly for filming are two different things.

Many wealthy clients insist that "the good art" be removed before they allow photographs to be taken. We then have to go to galleries and to get more pedestrian "loaner art" (in exchange for giving the gallery credit in the sourcing details). They also remove all personal photos, monogramed towels, etc and will limit exterior photography to conceal the home's location.

by Anonymousreply 30January 27, 2022 10:45 PM

It all looks a little desperate for approval to me.

by Anonymousreply 31January 27, 2022 11:55 PM

I loved everything except the red barn exteriors.

by Anonymousreply 32January 28, 2022 12:47 AM

Horrendous. Hideous.

In theory, I love the idea of “deconstructing” a farmhouse space and transforming it into something completely new. But. I think my problem here is that the choices just do *not* work for the space. Farmhouses are known for bright light, linen/oatmeal neutrals, rustic softness. I could handle challenging that pallet/vibe if it makes sense relative to the needs of a room or building, but none of it does. The sole “magic” I noticed was the Yves blue chairs….they pop against the hot pink living room in a way that excites me. That’s it.

And the black exterior makes look if like a fire bombed Italian farmhouse after a Nazi visit during WW2. So fucking ugly. Also, I’m a massive Albers fan, I studied his original print edition of color theory in a rare book collection. None of that house is Albers-esque. Albers was **always** about juxtaposing colors, but for the most part, this designer sticks with one shade.

I think the barn and black farmhouse were ruined by this paint job. Can you imagine who will be willing to buy this place down the road? Who would want an old barn with a football table underneath a huge glitter disco ball? It’s so cliche. A good designer always creates spaces that transcend fads, avoids cliches, and stand the test of time because the design elements organically work with the architecture, lighting, door/window casings, furnishings, etc. You can’t impose your will onto the space — you have to pay attention to what the space is telling you and respond to what’s already there. This designer failed. Having said that, I really respect what he said about making decisions quickly so that you don’t get stuck, he said that even if you make mistakes, you will get to the solution faster if you just keep making decisions so the project moves forward. He is so right, I have experienced create blocks many times in my life, inertia is the enemy of creativity,

by Anonymousreply 33January 28, 2022 2:17 AM

Does he run a cake shop in his home? How much for the trompe-l'oeil red onion pastry under the dome? It looks so REALISTIC!

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by Anonymousreply 34January 28, 2022 2:28 AM

For R11, here's a link to a 2019 thread that gives an idea. He seems always to be reinventing, i.e.: new boyfriend, new husband, new divorcee, new apartment, new country house, new NYT feature (in which he acts as if he rediscover MCM, or invented the country house weekend party, or thrift shop kitsch)...repeat.

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by Anonymousreply 35January 28, 2022 9:59 AM

Thanks, r35.

by Anonymousreply 36January 28, 2022 10:10 AM

R33, you don't know the difference between an actual farm house and modern "farmhouse" style. Actual farm house are practical and utilitarian. The have few windows because windows lose heat, therefore are not bright or light. Colors are not light because the soot from a wood stove would be all over everything. 1980s Folk Art decor is closer to actual farm house than today's Farmhouse style. Simple, old furniture; crackled paint; painted furniture; feed sack or homespun fabrics; granite ware; salt glaze, redware or white stoneware pottery, etc.

by Anonymousreply 37January 28, 2022 10:28 AM

OMG, thanks again, r35. I just read through the thread you linked. Can't believe I'd never run across him before as over the years I have usually been a daily reader here and at our late lamented original Gawker. Wow. I noted Muriel closed that thread at only 90 posts. Truth hurts. Or will get threads shut down.

by Anonymousreply 38January 28, 2022 10:37 AM

I guess I wasn't all that far off when I posted at r31

[quote]It all looks a little desperate for approval to me.

by Anonymousreply 39January 28, 2022 10:53 AM

I love that he’s taken a distinct point of view with the place. I wouldn’t do that myself, but it seems unique to me. Good for him.

by Anonymousreply 40January 28, 2022 11:24 AM

I like the red barns. They strike me as being reminiscent of traditional red barns (which we are used to seeing faded), but clearly not. And I think the color looks nice against the green. The black house I don’t love, but I can sort of see how you might get to that after deciding to go with that red for the barn.

Don’t like the interiors but that’s partially because my eyesight isn’t what it used to me and I know I’d constantly be losing things (like my reading glasses) in those dark rooms. However the Marimeko rooms are just truly awful. I like the art, but know nothing about art so that’s probably a bad sign.

by Anonymousreply 41January 28, 2022 11:51 AM

Poor farmhouse.

by Anonymousreply 42January 28, 2022 10:41 PM

The thread at R35 is classic, VERY HIGH SNARK about that gay milieu. And it was only a couple years ago. I remember it. Nowadays we just can't muster such extreme, cutting, caustic lashings. Maybe thats a good thing, I dunno. I miss the Night of the Long Knives style massacres sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 43January 28, 2022 10:56 PM

AD is way up Bardford's ass.

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by Anonymousreply 44January 29, 2022 12:27 AM

His wiki is entirely self-written. Or curated.

Just a few curational (aspirational) gems:

Shellhammer maintained a home in Sparrow Bush, New York. (MAINTAINED.... HOME)

He is a noted art collector and was reported to have a number of Andy Warhol and Keith Haring pieces in his possession in 2017. (REPORTED BY WHOM? He has some lithos)

Shellhammer's San Francisco home was featured in The Telegraph for its vibrant colors and "Warholian" interior design.

I have a feeling Warhol would look right through his person.

by Anonymousreply 45January 29, 2022 12:33 AM

I think the Marimekko bedroom is funny. Seen plenty of bedrooms done up in toile—bedspread, curtains, wallpaper—or some tiny flower or cabbage rose print but Unikko (I think it’s called, the poppy print) is a new twist. I’d use different colors, there’s a million versions.

by Anonymousreply 46January 29, 2022 12:57 AM

I wasn't aware that shade of red even existed.

by Anonymousreply 47August 2, 2022 11:06 PM

It would be living in a retail concept.

by Anonymousreply 48August 2, 2022 11:34 PM

Brad 2012.

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by Anonymousreply 49August 3, 2022 12:05 AM

He recently bought a place in Baltimore and in typical fashion had to write a treatise about it.

For shits and giggles and some eyerolling exercises, go to his facebook page and read his recent post about the Beyonce album.

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by Anonymousreply 50August 3, 2022 12:33 AM

^ Oh, PUKE.

by Anonymousreply 51August 3, 2022 12:36 AM

I vividly remember the old thread. Listen, the house is not my cup of tea---but there are some interesting moments. He seems fairly insufferable with the personal drama and would be in the category of exhausting friend. And the name? Did he make that UP? It seems like it could have been ripped off from a Joe Keenan novel. I am not one to make fun of names as my full name sounds like a minor character from Downton Abbey.

by Anonymousreply 52August 3, 2022 1:41 AM

I wonder why they divorced. His husband was actually really cute. Shame.

by Anonymousreply 53August 3, 2022 1:57 AM

He takes it waaay too far in places but overall it's okay.

by Anonymousreply 54August 3, 2022 3:07 AM

“This is the 18th year I have written online and the 18th year I have written a message like the one about to burst from my fingers onto keys as I sit in Bali, Indonesia, watching the sea, while Georgi Balinov heavily breathes, asleep. The day was hot and sunny and now the sky is dark, breaking clouds and showers, ominous. It’s a dramatic contrast to the bliss of the earlier sun. I think of a tsunami that stole life yesterday from a neighboring Indonesian island. While contemplating my life, I think of those lives. I reassure myself, as I have time and time again, when close to and/or thinking of death, that you only got this one chance. So, live Bradford. And so I write. And gulp from my glass of Shiraz.”

KING!

😂😂😂

by Anonymousreply 55August 3, 2022 3:15 AM

“Oak. Marble. Black. Sand. Charcoal. Concrete, polished. Stainless. Boucle. Smooth leather. Hide. Cashmere. Enamel. Red wool. Bent wood. Camel. Glass. Surfaces. Wire. Paper.

This is my new palette.

Bye plastic, neon, primaries, vinyl, lacquer, knickknacks, lucite, polypropylene.

I'm pinning again!“

by Anonymousreply 56August 3, 2022 3:17 AM

I’m in Bali, INDONESIA, you see. Ok.

by Anonymousreply 57August 3, 2022 3:20 AM

He divorced Georgi?

by Anonymousreply 58August 3, 2022 3:30 AM

It’s not necessarily for me but I love it!

by Anonymousreply 59August 3, 2022 4:01 AM

LIVE, BRADFORD!!

by Anonymousreply 60August 4, 2022 12:25 AM
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