Why are men's backsides so goddamn attractive?

Omg, I think you might be gay.

[quote] Omg

Dyatlov right?

Omg, R1, I think you might be right! 😆

Women's asses are also attractive. Asses are attractive.

^I am sure they are when you're into women, absolutely R4. People are beautiful. I'm not into women at all unfortunately, so I don't find the shape of women's that alluring. Whereas men's...

Good for you, OP.

Hard to judge without pics.

I suppose I'm just being silly with this thread, but also curious about if there IS a biological reason for it or not.

This will cure you, OP

R9, I don't see it, I don't recognise it, I... la la la la la la la la la la la

R5 I've had sexual relationships with women though I'm more gay than straight, so I guess that would make me bi, but according to many people on DL, there's no such thing. Not trying to derail the thread, though. For some reason I'm more attracted to men's fronts (like, chest and torso) and women's backsides.

Agree, OP. I especially love when a nice ass is accompanied by broad shoulders and brawny back.

That's really interesting r11. And of course bi exists. I think it would be great to be able to go both ways. And I think it's interesting hearing how different everyone can be, there are ideas floating around that all people behave a certain way or otherwise it's "weird" or "wrong" and that's just not the case in reality.

When I was a teen I was more into the fronts of guys and as life goes on I've become so into the backs ;) I mean, it's ALL good, but yeah, I have a fixation I guess. Will always check out guys asses.

R12 absolutely. I'm REALLY into rugby guys and that is a lot of the reason behind it.

r5 ugh, gay men are even more misogynyistic than str8 men.

r8 There are evolutionary arguments for it. . . the more legit or less sensationalized studies relate to those on bisexual attractions - that evolutionary examples of bisexuality promote stability in communities by increasing the life span of females via a reduction or controlled periods of pregnancy and supplying alternatives for sexual release. Likewise that same sex interest improves teamwork among men, in particular with fighting forces by way of loyalty and self sacrifice; the homoerotic concepts associated with brotherhood in the military.

Then you have those regarding str8 women to which the buttocks despite having little recognized use for them as being one of the lead attraction points for females - which they compare to monkey (ape) butts. But the gist of it is boyish faces plus masculinized bodies and muscle or toned butts are biological indicators for prime mating material.

personally, i'd suggest the attraction to masculine butts is all about the thrust.

R14 has it. A toned male backside means that successful impregnation is more likely.

It is a biological component of aesthetics.

Now why gay men also find buttocks attractive - well, gay men are likely to have anal sex. A toned rear end is more attractive than a flabby one.

and the human body is a machine, if you don't developed your butt.. your thrusting power suffers regardless of the size of your junk. it puts the schwing in your swing.

In my observation few men have REALLY great butts.

Functions/Motions of the Gluteus Maximus, Gluteus Medius and Gluteus Minimus.

OP = Tina Belcher

The only gay men who hate women are the ones who are practically trans and wish they had a vag. Never in my life have I felt generally salty towards straight women, nor wanted to be one.

Booty cheeks are cool. I’m more into actual assholes. I love the sensitivity of opening your slut trench to some guy’s horny fuck stick. I love sniffing, kissing, suckling, licking, fingering, fucking and generally worshiping buttholes.

Coming up......!!!

I think they also hate their mothers too R21. My 1st husband ,may he rest in peace,had a flat ass. So much so it caused me not to go out with him the first few times he asked. Thankfully he was packing 7 1/2 fat inches and big balls so I got over it. But there were times when Id be watching him walk around naked and think "Damn,I wish he had a cute ass" .and Im not even a top ! A cute ass and thick legs just send me to this day.

Years ago I worked with this absolutely gorgeous straight guy. Stunning face and he looked to have a great body but there was absolutely no ass showing in his pants. So disappointing. Oh well it kept me from staring even more overtly than I already was

Near perfection.

It's the combination of strength and vulnerability all in two buttocks.

R14 is one confused, disgusting misandrist and fabulist when it comes to an understanding of men, physically or otherwise.

R14 is a herring cunt.

What did R5 say that was so "misogynistic"?

r28 is an autistic spaz that lacks the ability to detect sarcasm unless it's specifically outlined... which rather ruins the fun of it. It's like having to explain the punchline of a joke.

Who decided to ruin this thread with discussion of female ass?

I'm a dick man myself.

But I understand OP.

I really, really do.

I agree OP..a nice butt is a thing of beauty!!

[quote]personally, i'd suggest the attraction to masculine butts is all about the thrust.

This has kinda been my thought too. You see a nice butt and you think of it thrusting and that is really arousing. I'm a gay man and I see it this way too, in addition to the thought of penetrating it and feeling the buttocks right up against me when I'm deep inside.

[quote] A toned male backside means that successful impregnation is more likely.

And this is a very interesting idea!

[quote]ugh, gay men are even more misogynyistic than str8 men.

Can I get some more clarification on what you mean here? I am both those posters you responded to and I meant nothing misogynistic by what I said. I just personally don't get it up for women, but I appreciate that women are still beautiful. People are. And thanks R29, I really wasn't intending it and am confused how it came across that way.

[quote]It's the combination of strength and vulnerability all in two buttocks.

This is put really well!

Also, I know a lot of guys here have certain types they think of as the perfect ass, but honestly there is a lot of variety and I like a lot of it. They don't all have to be hugely muscular bubble butts for me, I think a small cute one on a guy can be just a hot. If it goes with the rest of the body, it works for me. And actually I find a lot of guys don't realise what great butts they DO have. Sometimes trousers can be deceiving too, more than once I've pulled a guy's pants down to find something much nicer than what I was expecting.

Men's backs are attractive, their shoulders, shoulderblades, that V-shape, their legs, meaty thighs all of which leads to the glorious ass. It's a work of beauty and most cultures celebrated the male form in art.

Absolutely, R36. Honestly, I'm constantly just in awe of how beautiful men actually are. So glad I was born gay! And it's only been in the last couple of years I feel society is celebrating the male form again.

Since everyone is going all evolutionary theory. I would say the allure of a big butt is that it goes along the perfect physique. Sexual attractiveness is about looking healthy, having symmetry, being athletic and youthfulness. A toned body and firm butt indicates that. Humans originally mated the doggy style (like other apes and mammals), so big butt would provide more tightness and cushion. Once we learned to walk upright and grew more intelligent, we started selecting other things like big penises, big breasts, big eyes and big lips.

Men are blessed with a prostate gland which feels great when simulated. Learning about that as a kid made me realize if there was a God, why the hell would he put a G-spot in the male body near the anus is homosexuality was an abomination?

Thwyre not that attractive, it's just the eyes instinctively go to where you want to fuck. Or be fucked. Its a gay guy thing. Most straight women really don't pay that much attention to it, and for a reason.

R38, I often feel sorry for that type of "nothing goes near my bum" straight guy, because they've been conditioned to think in such a way that they actually deny themselves of some of the greatest pleasure they can have. Though it seems much more common nowadays for straight guys to happily admit, even if just to their partner, that they'd like a finger.

[quote]Humans originally mated the doggy style

I'm glad that's changed. Nothing like fucking face to face, watching the expressions on a guy's face as he shows you how you make him feel. Especially cum face, that's so hot.

R5 its strange though because the male asses that gay men seem to covet are female type asses just with more muscle. Round and bubble like. While most men actually have pretty flat/square shaped behinds.

^See, I think of the women's shape as being that 'pear' shape, whereas round is more a male thing. Many other types as you say though.

r24 Unfortunately, a lot of men skip glutes & leg day at the gym. It's one of those inane bodybuilding fears like women that are paranoid lifting a single weight will turn them instantly into a mustachioed tranny.

r35 I was being an arse. . . with the misogyny comment. Wee bit of trolling in making a mockery of those upset everytime a lad shows disinterest in females. apologies for the derailing.

Nice.

Oh no worries, R44. I was just confused.

R43, there was this gorgeous daddy at my gym a few years back, and I remember going to change afterwards and looking up to see his penis in front of me. Big, nicely proportioned. He got better in my eyes. Then he walked into the showers and I saw from behind that he clearly focused almost entirely on his upper body. I mean his ass was still ok, but it was kinda out of proportion with the rest of him and worse was his thighs which seemed really underdeveloped.

Now as I will say again and again, I like variety in guys, so a guy with skinny thighs and a small butt is totally fine by me, but it was the contrast between upper and lower that made him look so odd.

I do love that I live in a country were mooning seems to be a national pastime haha. I think I've told this story before, but awhile ago I was out with some friends and their friends, including this other gay guy I didn't really know. We were sitting talking and in front of us was another group of people. Most of them left and were outside the window, but one of their friends was still in the bar - an absolutely gorgeous guy, who promptly dropped his trousers and flashed his bum out the window at them. The angle we were at, I got a great view and nudged the gay guy next to me, who reacted as I had: "fuck, yes".

If it were a movie, it would've had an edit right there to about half and hour later me and this other guy fucking our brains out back at his apartment. So, I thank the random straight guy at the bar that night for getting us both in the mood for an awesome night of fucking.

^where*

Backside bump.

We gross man ass is disgusting

R41, not the hot fitness model dudes millions drool over on Instagram and TikTok

Beauty perceptions of men and women are uneven because women rely on illusions which makes them seem more attractive. Plus straight men run the media and straight women are big consumers of makeup and fashion. Both straight men and women want women to be prettier. So women being the fairer sex is promoted by consumer culture. Gay men and individualistic women know what's up and see that men are equally if not more beautiful than women.

[quote] I'm kinda obsessed

No kinda about it

[quote] Is there some kind of primal recognition of strength in them or something?

Umm

They look like breasts. Nurturing breasts. They are the breasts of the back.

I mean like duh, Freud 101.

Hehe 🙃

Straight guy here. I'd "high five" you for glute love, OP!

Is it possible that she doesn't know she has a massive wedgie? So focused on the jump, where she launches from, foot placement at the beginning and end...it's possible.

R52 there are tribal cultures where its men that need to beautify themselves for the women. Animal species as well. But in most cases, especially human, its a woman's beauty and men's usefullness and strength that has been valued for millenia through out almost all countries and cultures, and since way before mass media. The modern mass media just reflects an age old custom.

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OP- Men's backsides?

Men's ASSES

OP you sound like a FRAU

At least OP didn't say "rear end" (unlike R15).

It's one of the reasons I think being gay is genetic, or nature. Women's asses do nothing for me. Men's asses make me feel funny inside.

When I was younger, just looking at a man's ass would give me a hard-on.

R60 - Yes that word is LAME too.

R61- You ARE funny inside and it's not because you find men's asses attractive.

I am a buttman, OP. I rim, kiss, worship a guy’s butt.

Oh wow

I don't know what it is. When I see a man's nice ass, I want to bury my face in it.

Man’s beautiful firm buttocks

Thrusting, squeezing, releasing

Hope of the human race

I could care less about the size of a guy's cock, as long as he can get hard and knows what to do with it. But a firm, high, and tight butt on a man drives me crazy with lust.

Rugby players have the best butts, imho!

R57 But women's beauty is related to her youth and fertility. Large breasts and wide hips indicate ability to bear and feed children. While soft skin, big eyes and full lips indicate youth which coincides with fertility and ability to have children.

Men's beauty is related to his strength and virility. Tall height, fast speed and muscles indicate the ability to hunt, protect and provide.

Both beautiful men and women are healthy, athletic, symmetrical and look young. Women select men just as much as men select women. In primitive cultures, it was the tallest, most athletic and bravest man who had the most sexual partners.

Women only started selecting men on wealth and status over looks when society moved to agriculture and monogamous marriages became institutionalized.

Now that women are becoming more financially equal. Many are selecting men who are young and physically attractive.

A lot of men who are mostly straight or straight are supremely attracted to asses, and some of them are realizing and. Acknowledging that they find some male asses sexually attractive, even if they aren’t attracted to the male with the ass as a whole.

A lot of strength black and Latin dudes say “a nice ass is a nice ass.” Most of these types find the womanly male asses many here find repulsive attractive. That’s why the hot macho Black guy is more likely to bang the fem guy on the Downlow with the huge bubble butt than he is a conventional hunk with a gym bro bod

Guys: a nice ass is a nice ass

A hot Ass is the best way to get a guy who doesn’t identify as gay

Why would you want that?^

For today’s males, ass is clout, especially on social media

Men are going all out to get bubble butts

Hits different

Ah, men...

Disgusting at R78.

Disgusting????

Ah, we have the 🔥 Nellie Prisssssssssspot 🔥 invasion at R79.

Hehe 😜

I am embarrassed (but not ashamed) to admit that I almost kicked my current husband of almost 20 years together to the curb when we first met face to face. He made a typically dry English joke when we met face to face. I was ready to say you might as well get on that plane & take your sorry a-- back to Heathrow. Then he turned around & I got a glimpse of 'dat ass' that even his proper cords couldn't hide. Yowza..Hold me back, Hold me back. Couldn't wait to get my tongue down that throat & my hands on all that glory!

Often today when we joke I tell him he needs to turn his head & thank 'dat ass' & his mama for a butt like that , since without it he wouldn't have the life he has today.

[...]

No stinkfish!

[quote]Rugby players have the best butts, imho!

100%! I'm really into them. Here in Australia awhile back, some sextapes from a club got leaked, and you got to see those arses in action, mmmmm. Honestly, just a guy who plays professional rugby does it for me, pretty much irrespective of how he looks. Those arses!

If you're not already, make yourself cxquainted with this tumblr:

^that should've been "acquainted" obviously.

Also:

Damn, R87 seems to have been discontinued... :(

I miss Tumblr.

If that Tumblr page had nudity then it likely got banned. Luckily there are million Tumblr clones with porn and nudity now.

That's what's weird, R90, it barely had any in it, it was mostly just hot pics of rugby players. But looking into it just now, it seems the guy has moved over to Twitter.

There are tons of current Tumblr accounts with hardcore porn

EddieBoiii

Men wearing tights in public is one of the greatest cultural changes in the last fifteen years

Not everyone is an ass man, though!

Of course. But the current zeitgeist is asscentric

R94 And is there anything more tacky?

Women want guys with dumptrucks too

Cuz you gay.

R79 - get glasses.

That's us in back.

R68 not that my straight women opinions matter here but that is exactly the opposite of what I feel...Idc if the guys ass is as flat as a pizza if he has a meaty sturdy dick and he knows how to use it? What the fuck do I care?

.....

R102

Serious question...for a woman, what does "knows how to use it" translate to? What is it that certain guys do with their dick that makes it a positive experience for a woman?

TIA

^^^ I mean as opposed to those guys that DON'T know how to use it?

[quote]Most straight women really don't pay that much attention to it, and for a reason.

We most certainly do.

How come no one brought this up?

R70 hmmm maybe I need to get a pair of yoga pants. Maybe that’s how I’ll finally trick a hot straight man into fucking me.

I swam competitively through my mid 20s. It left me with a still-perky ass.

It does me no good, as I’m a top.

I love how insta-hoes never seem to miss squat days!

R109 you sound hot 😘

There are two categories: a man who has no ass and works on his butt at the gym to have a nice ass, and the man who just always was inclined to have a bigger butt than most. The best thing in the world is to have a man in the second category who also plays a sport like hockey or is just active. They just can’t help but have a nice ass (provided they are active and exercise). And no matter what they do, exercise just keeps it that way. They have something that the first category does not. I know because I am in the second category.

That's like...your opinion, man.

[quote]I love how insta-hoes never seem to miss squat days!

Nah, that's all that twerking. Full disclosure, twerking is actually a good core workout. :-/

I am primarily a bottom, but, oddly enough, I prefer (at least visually speaking) a nice ass over a nice cock. It's always the first place my eyes go when I check a guy out. I don't know if it's purely primordial, but I can't get enough of it.

R114, while I'm more vers leaning heavily towards top, it's the exact same for me. My eyes always go to checking a guy's ass out as one of the first things, and it's not even about thinking firstly about fucking it. I want to see it, I think they're fucking gorgeous. And yeah, it feels really primal to me, but in a way I can't quite put my finger on.

Maybe for you as primarily a bottom, a nice ass signifies thrust to you, so you can imagine the power as the guy drives into you? Just a thought...

There's nothing like that feeling on the occasions you meet a guy who is able to take all of you inside him where his butt nestles right up against your pubic area. I love that!

It was once my great good fortune to go hiking with/behind a man who had a naturally large butt that had been made even more glorious by years of rucking. Those beautiful mountain vistas were nothing compared to that ass.

R117 you're my kinda guy, I can totally imagine going on a hike into some beautiful wilderness, yet being primarily focused on the beautiful view right in front of me as I climbed haha.

R117 - something like this?

Fuuuuuuck, R119. I'm not R117 by the way, but godDAMN that is gorgeous. And my mouth is watering.

It is a sin to covet your neighbor's ass.

Yes, r119 that is similar, only my trail companion was wearing Levi’s. Throughout the hike I was dreaming he’d ask me to rim him on the summit.

Nice rump roast.

R122, I can just see that, silhouetted against the setting sun... 😉

God, that's nice too, R123. I'd be looking nowhere else if I was in his vicinity.

Dat ass!!

God! Men are so fucking beautiful.

Wouldn't you?

What do you guys think of a giant ass like this? I would follow him all around town just to look at it.

R129

What I think is I want to bury my face in it.

Triple threat.

Sexy, gorgeous.

There's something about men who wear jeans well like that R131/R132 that drives me wild.

Is this a thread of "kings?"

f2m kings?

I went into the wrong career...

R136 - don't I know it!

Rugby players in position...

No idea why men's butts are so attractive.

[quote] I went into the wrong career..

Me too.

Enjoy, OP.

Yep, we went into the wrong profession.

Men's asses are so beautiful in order to make us love them even more.

R14 = enough with the misogyny bullshit, gay men are GAY! Dummy.

We’re they designed beautiful for sex?

GOD DAMN, these men with hot asses tempting me and making me have evil thoughts!

Muslim^? Christian? ^

The Gold Standard.

This is a favourite pic of mine, was my wallpaper for awhile, ha.

It's the Welsh Scarletts rugby team on holiday.

Can anyone help me figure out who this is? Even with the #44, I can't figure it out. Is that a Rams helmet?

An Aussie Bum

Beautiful ass

Another ass lover here. When I have to walk up the stairs to change trains I love it when some hot guy is climbing the stairs with his ass just a couple of inches from my face. It even makes me woozy; I fear I’ll lose my balance and fall down just from being assmatized.

I know what you mean R152. A guy with a hot ass sometimes sits in front of me at RPM class. Always helps me get through the 45 minutes easier.

^To add, I understand the woozy feelings too hehe.

When I told my best mate about what I said above too, he just rolled his eyes and said: "It's like a carrot on a stick for you, isn't it?" Hehe.

I like regular, slender guys' bums. I'm not really into big, muscular round things - but I still wouldn't say no if offered one to rim.

Here's a regular, slender guy's bum.

Another normal-sized guy (and he's totally cute, too).

Beautiful, R156/R157. And haha, I have that pic at R157 on my comptuer somewhere too. I think he's got a stunning one.

We've always loved them.

It's interesting going back to OP's original question. I don't think the appeal has to do with actual fucking but something else about sex appeal. I mean, straight men are into women's boobs, supposedly because it means they will be able to nurse the kids? So what is the biological programming to explain the time-honored appeal of male and female asses?

YES r148 perfection

"Backside"? When were you born, 1924?

Wasn't all intercourse from the rear in hominid-almost -human days? At some point the women flipped over (or were flipped) because entry was easier and clitoral stimultion better, so the females wanted more. And boobs became sexually stimulating because they can resemble the butt especially if you squish them together.

It's all in some book I read once.

they're delicious to eat and have zero calories, win/win

It's the height of college wrestling season. Enjoyable to watch if you're partial to butts, or bulges.

That's so hot, R164. Wrestling was originally done naked, wasn't it? I like that they've invented uniforms for it now which pretty much keep in line with the origins.

Asses by themselves are so hot, but there's nothing better than opening up the cheeks and seeing what's inside. It's like a little gift. Nothing like finding a pink little rosebud hidden inside. My tongue gets an instant erection.

R159, did you know that that picture was hidden behind a "are you 18 years or older" screen? It's a frigging statue! God these sites go overboard with this kind of thing these days, huh?

I am also a fan of male backsides. My favorite's are men with physiques like Roman statues. Wide shoulders, narrow hips, but lean rather than fat. I do not like bubble butts.

My first lover had the classic Roman physique, he was Italian. Blue eyes, curly dark hair, and very physical. He was also a ravenous cheater and from that I learned not to be so shallow about male beauty. While looks are important, personality, intelligence, humor, and charm make for better company although I will never tire of admiring good butts. My partner has one. I was always on the slender side. Sadly, as one ages, a good butt can lose its luster.

[quote] My favorite's

Wolves and otters. They’s my favorites.

They is

[quote] that picture was hidden behind a "are you 18 years or older" screen

I think that was for the site hosting more than the image itself. It's some sort of blog about butts

[quote] Asses by themselves are so hot, but there's nothing better than opening up the cheeks and seeing what's inside

90% top here but I disagree. Love the build of a man's ass. The hole is good for fucking, but I'm no fan to examining it

Some people are into holes and some aren't. I am. I think they're pretty. Something about it being the most intimate part of a man's body. A man allowing you to see it means he trusts you in some way. I always hate when guys get all nervous to show it. It's usually tops. Don't worry, fellas. I'm not fucking you, but a tongue can't hurt.

But...poo.

R172, I'm more on your wavelength too. I LOVE the buttocks, not so interested in the hole. But thankfully other guys are, the last time I was eaten out was the most blissful feeling.

[quote]I think that was for the site hosting more than the image itself. It's some sort of blog about butts

Ahh, interesting! I'm always of the view that nudity is fine and it's weird to hide it behind 18 years or older stuff, but I know many others disagree, so I suppose that's why the site does that.

I think we've solved the science. Now, back to ASSES

The only way to pee.

Everybody sing:

Willkommen! And bienvenue! Welcome!

Eating all night long.

Bieber butt.

Bloom butt

Perfection.

Yes, Bieber buns.

OP was a turd in her last life, that's why assholes represent home to her.

This thread is about BEEFY asses only. I like slim guys NOT BEEFY guys and their BEEFY asses.

post an example of what you like r185 it's a free-ass country.

r184 you're insane

When this naked man turns around he has a nice NON beefy ass.

Man azz is proof that God exists. It has saved me from many a night of despair.

Here you go, R185.

And another.

Fap away.

Thanks to posters sharing so many HOT pictures. I saw them this morning before heading to work and was worried I wouldn't be able to get out the front door without pitching a tent in the front of my trousers.

I was walking in midtown yesterday morning behind an average guy with a great ass. That ass in his jeans -- not particularly tight just perfectly containing his excellent butt -- had me speed up to walk directly behind him and go at least a few doors past my destination to keep watching. It was even raining but I didn't care.

Why are men's backsides [italic] in jeans [/italic] so goddamn attractive?

Someone still wears jeans?

I don't know what you're talking about, R 193.

What do you feed a man with a perfect ass?

R196 - who is that, and when can I marry him?

R193, I know what you mean. I don't even think about it generally and then all of a sudden I see a guy who wears jeans well and it's like my jaw just drops.

I went on a trip to Vegas one year and in our hotel were cowboys, something I wasn't expecting, being from another country and kinda thinking real cowboys wouldn't look so stereotypically cowboy-ish, if you get what I mean. And they were so fucking hot and their arses in those jeans! My cock was leaking like crazy, I'm sure!

[quote] What do you feed a man with a perfect ass?

Cum.

r198

This is very true, and also very cute. Rugby player fooling around.

"Best cushion ever".

it's kosher

a work of art

you can dress it up or dress it down; a butt is just fun to have around.

at every angle, it's a sight to behold

a buffet of man, better than soylent green. small ones, round ones, even the old

Bi guys—is anal better with guys?

Love it R214!!

r210 looks too much like a woman’s ass

Also not a fan of super huge womanly asses on a man—it looks Kardashian-esque and grotesque to me. I like a tight, athletic ass (it can be square or a little bit round in shape). The guy topping here is my ideal:

There have been some wonderful pics shared here since I last checked in. Thanks so much, fellas!

And R227? That is SO cute, I love an ass like the one he's got.

Jason.

The gold standard.

Kahunaman.

cheers to r218, the unveiling is always worth extra points

A tribute

The Iconic Ass!!!

Playing pool..............

Big butt outdoors.

R235, I do love it when "boys will be boys"...

DL people please give your assessment of this guys ass because I LIKE it.

Fellas! What do you think of this one?

they're works or art

[quote]they're works or art

100%. By the way, I find it interesting that the picture you posted is clearly an older guy being painted by an older guy. The standard is usually a younger guy as the muse, so I thought that was interesting just for a change of pace.

I think we sometimes underestimate the importance of thick muscular thighs and the transition to the glutes. I think thighs may be my favorite part of a naked man.

[quote] I think thighs may be my favorite part of a naked man.

Fucking oath, yeah! I'm mad for thighs too. Especially in a nice pair of shorts. Hence my love for rugby and AFL I guess. And these late 70s/early 80s movies ;)

So seductive.

Wish there were video of that trou-dropping

Who calls asses backsides?

What's wrong with backside? Must everything be vulgar?

R247 I don't know, I got excoriated in another thread for saying "slept with" instead of "fucked" - so you tell me. Anyway I was actually curious who calls it a backside, since that's a grandma word, usually.

I think people are overthinking the "backside" thing.

I didn't put that much thought into it, but I'm not going to call it an "ass" or a "butt". I'm Australian, an "ass" is an animal and a "butt" is the end of a cigarette. I also decided not to use "arse" or "bum" (despite "bum" being my preference for it) as I know most people on here are probably American, and especially "bum" over there also means a homeless person.

"Buttocks" and "glutes" are too clinical. "Bottom" too juvenile, "derriere" too pretentious.

"Backside" is also a wide enough term to encompass talking about the regions north and south of the arse too, as people have been above. I've never noticed it being exclusively used as a term by the elderly.

Anyway, let's get back to the important thing - whatever you call it, let's talk about it and share pictures of it. 'Cause it's a fucking beautiful thing.

There's always "rear ends." And here's a buffet of them for you all.

YUM, R250! And yes, "rear"/"rear ends" is very cute, I like that one too.

Can we get back to male butts please?

from and adjacent thread

i rest my case

Beef

This thread never fails to get me all hot and bothered, and I love it!

OP wants to know [italic] WHY [/italic] and so do I!

Grown-ass men shaking their butts or twerking is SO not hot at least to me. It's muscle , and its hotness is about strength and power not jiggle. In general self aware showing it off is a boner killer.

reveals from clothing or towels like r267 are awesome

Hot r284

R288 I LOVE women pantsing men 😍

R291 MORE!!!! 😋

r270 may be my favorite ass here

As long as I have a face, R287 will always have a place to sit.

were you ever a bully or bullied?

[quote]As long as I have a face, [R287] will always have a place to sit.

That's fucking hot. Slut.

the butts stopped

simple but check that last flex at the end

short series of awesome asses behind some fabric

a montage

he seems cute

turns out r308 is cute guy with tattoos and wet hands and a hot butt

the guy at r309 shows that jeans don't have to be tight to show off a great butt, sometimes sexier if they're not and you can still tell the ass underneath is high, round and solid

Aussie rugby player.

Twink ass.

Beauty.

Wet jeans........

Sexy and young

You've got to have friends.

Take off your clothes and join me.

I always liked what Carole Lombard had to say about Gary Cooper: “Longest dong in Hollywood, but no butt to push it with.”

Did she say that to you?

R315 that’s perfect

[quote]Aussie rugby player.

I'm mad for our rugby players. I'm so mad for them I'm not fussy at all. Pick a team, any team and I'll take them all on.

A sadly all too brief clip of Tyrone Phillips and Liam Coleman of the Penrith Panthers showing a groupie a good time.

Look at that butt go!

I love to see a man with a big ole horse's ass! A lot of athletes and bodybuilders have asses like that!

R324 = Catherine the Great

Pert!

that outfit and the cig kill it. He's ridiculous

R326 HAHAHAHA! Trash!

Is that some pass-around bottom on a break between loads at a pron shoot?

Yes!

twink bubble butt

[quote] twink bubble butt

R331, is that Nikolaj Coster-Waldau?

Who knew?

it's sexy when a guy with a nice big round ass can make it jiggle... drives me nuts

That wasnt very nice R333. Leave that old guy alone.Everyones ass will look like his eventually ,if they dont already.

I love R330!!! And that undie colour is complimentary

R334, you're gonna get murdered bitch. Stop posting fucking Nikki Minaj, MEN"S BACKSIDES BITCH. KEEP UP!

FF this bitch.

@ R330

I have determined from this thread that I'm not an ass man.

Unlike many gay men I like them cute and compact, which is not very common.

I'm with you, R 339!

I want to rub my entire face all over the THIGHS at r330

The only thing less attractive than a man's backside is his frontside.

R342 You might be in the wrong place because there are a lot of male backsides and frontsides here. LOL

Looking mighty fine.

Working man.

looks like his ass and every part of him is hard all the time.

R330, the stuff that (wet) dreams are made of.

God is good; Bryce Beckett’s backside is proof.

Hairy assess look like animals. Not attractive to me. It always makes me think of something out of Greek Mythology!

Jason's little butt is so cute.

R350 i wish a man would do that to me. i don't even do female massages anymore.

Not that compact, R340. Those are boys. I'm talking about men.

Sorry, had to FF that one.

One of my favorite butts - yes, it's big, but very shapely.

[quote]Why are men's backsides so goddamn attractive?

Well, that is probably because men are beautiful. Of course, we're probably biased because we're gay, but who could ever see a glorious specimen like this and not think "God's best creation".

[quote]Well, that is probably because men are beautiful.

I concur. I've said this before, but sometimes I just look at men or even think about them and I am in awe of how beautiful they are. And I'm not talking only about what people think of as "standard" beauty. I mean there is something so beautiful about masculinity and maleness that makes me so happy that I'm gay!

Men can be beautiful and asses are hot but God‘s best creation is probably a pineapple or a West Highland terrier

2 for the price of 1!

Hot.

This cutie qualifies.

The one at R353 is quite nasty.

Total bottom here, but there really is nothing better than a nice man ass. There is a guy in my office (married, straight, ex-jock, the complete antithesis of me) with a firm, round, athletic ass that always shows nicely in his khakis. He is not even my type, but I find him extremely hot based on his butt alone. I steal glimpses of it often. He's a nice guy, though I can't imagine he'd ever speak to me again if he knew that I've thought about eating his ass.

^Those secret thoughts are always so hot, though, huh?

Oh, and I agree too, R361. A nice butt on a guy will change him immediately from a "not really interested" to "would definitely fuck" for me.

I really like hot man’a ass: the shape, the size, the lift, the musculature. However my impulse is never “I want to eat that”. It is I want to touch it, squeeze it, kiss it, rub it, look at it a lot and feel it – but not eat it.

I have to agree with you R364. A lot has to be in place to go from ogling, grabbing and maybe even fucking a nice ass --- to EATING someone's ass. Many men don't clean their ass well enough to even consider that.

R364/R365 - I agree completely. I have eaten a grand total of ONE guy's ass before. I was CRAZY horny at the time and he was an ex rugby player with the build I loved and I knew he had just gotten out of the shower.

But yeah

[quote]I want to touch it, squeeze it, kiss it, rub it, look at it a lot and feel it – but not eat it.

I identify with this so hard.

Here........

It should be legal to grope a man's ass anytime and any place. He can't object either. It is the price you pay for having a nice ass! 😂

Epic muscle ass

Daniel Montoya (whoever that is)

R345 for the win

And proof that clothed is as interesting as naked when it comes to asses

My nice, firm ass (goddamn attractive!).

R373 Absolutely Not!

R373 is all kinds a wrong

Nice dump truck R373.

I was at a house party a couple of years back and a group drunk straight guys got their arses out for a rating competition. I, of course, pulled up a seat right at the front to give my expert opinion, haha.

In reality, I would hate to come across as a lech, so I had to work hard to seem fairly disinterested beyond having a laugh. But my gosh: yum!

^the pic here is not them, but a similar situation to what was happening.

"Boys will be boys" - and I'm so fucking grateful for it!

Straight or gay, guys are always obsessed with their asses, even more than their penises. I think it stems from being kids and being obsessed with fart jokes.

I've definitely noticed a change in the past 5 years or so, with many straight guys understanding the sexiness of their bums now, that they are more than just for humour, you know?

Steven Edward Dehler’s magnificent ass.

Chilly Sunday morning, wake up to this

[quote]Asses by themselves are so hot, but there's nothing better than opening up the cheeks and seeing what's inside

R383 Every cute man should be required to present hole upon demand.

Glutes and thighs are great to look at. Holes are fun to fuck but are rarely photogenic

Oops- sorry for walking in on you.

AFL player Cam Zurhaar wandering around in his very tight underwear.

R387 That butt is basic.

On display.

More.

Butt massage

i do not get those freaky photoshopped asses like @ r26 - they are BIZARRE.

the beginning of muscle at the top of the ass though

What exercise builds that top part?

R373: Well, I guess booty is in the eye of the beholder.

R387: You're definitely on to something. I could watch AFL matches all day long.

The players all have great asses, and wear short-shorts while running around the field and tackling each other.

Even the "boundary commentators" (sideline TV folks) are DILFs.

Hours of fun!

One player defends another player's right "to pat his mate on the butt."

R396, you said it all perfectly. Those players are something else, and I feel like their training gives them probably the ideal male body (not that I don't love so many types, but if we are going for ideal). I don't watch AFL for the game at all. I watch for the men.

More than one boyfriend has regularly jerked me off while we watched AFL or NRL.

[quote]Even the "boundary commentators" (sideline TV folks) are DILFs.

They're usually former players aren't they? And I love it when a good looking player becomes an even better looking DILF.

R387 He isn't that cute but he has a nice body.

R399, honestly when it comes to AFL and NRL players, I don't mind what they look like a lot of the time. Some of them you know wouldn't be that cute without the fitness, but as they have that, well... I find nearly all of them hot ;)

How about this shot of Chris Steele? Not the best quality pic, because I took it from a streaming video, but yowza!

R397 This is the HOT ass he grabbed! Do you blame him? LOL

r397, r402 that looks like more than a butt pat, he had his hand up in those cheeks. That young man is probably the team bottom

the groper was ARRESTED in the US for the same offense so yes that was more than a friendly butt pat

R403, I never said it was a pat. I said he "GRABBED" his ass! This is his teammate. And that is still VERY different than grabbing a woman's ass in NYC and wouldn't usually spark legal action.

If a man grabs another man's ass they are usually fighting or fucking... So yeah, he must be known to bottom which is why everyone was comfortable with it. The groper just forgot about the press being around. Even after the photo was exposed everyone said "no problem." LOL

More ass

posting this beauty from another thread

The vid at R405 is hot. Does anyone know who those guys are or what that’s from?

R406 Dean and Tate (Sean Cody)

Thanks, R407!

[quote]Why are men's backsides so goddamn attractive?

Why you think man go up in the man, fool?

[quote]Why you think man go up in the man, fool?

Stop it, R409! All I can think about is going up in the man these days. Bloody covid drought!

[quote]More ass posting this beauty from another thread

Yet the filmmaker thought we should only see half of his ass for some reason.

I'll drink to that!

R412 typical DL idea of a great ass, even though it is the ass of a fat woman.

Short shorts.

Nice R414

r414 is amazing. Not huge as r413 might complain about, just round hard full muscle

personally I like. r412 even though I'm not at all into huge man asses, that just looks like big round muscle too exaggerated a bit by the angle and the white shorts. The form and architecture look spot on

check out the thighs at r414. Great examples of the points made at r36 and (by me) at r242. Beauty

Sleeping Beauty.

Seductive.

r419 is so hot and is exactly what OP was asking about. WHY is that so DAMNED attractive but it sure is

more pix of great asses in pants and jeans.

(I never know which pix here will preview and which won't)

excellent ass

Boxer David Hayes

Bieber

Leto

Gosselaar.

Cody Simpson

celebrity asses aren't as good as models and pron asses. Leto's shot is pretty good

At least the celebrity is known to the public, some of whom fantasize about what the celeb looks like naked.

Channing's ass looks good here even though he's sitting down

Even nicer standing up.

[quote]Channing's ass looks good here even though he's sitting down

^ stupid idiot

Huh?

He's got the goods.

Round!

Cap on and ready to go.

That back

Good morning everyone

Holy Cow is this sexy

Having a backside is required to sit and shit. Women have them too.

[...]

¿Sí o no?

absolute perfection

Linky stinky, R443.

Italian ass

Wet and sexy

Perfection

I defiinitely love a cute ass. To the point where if the boy is clean I'll lick that hole until he opens up. Then I'll slide my man meat into him. God it's so much fun.

That's so hot, R449!

Kim 🔥

More attractive if you are a top

r447 and r448 aren't to my liking

Clothed asses can be so hot

Naked asses can be so hot.

R454

That ass is a marvel. Geezus. I wonder what it looks like naked?

Undressing asses can be so hot.

Jeans. Levis does it right.

Clothed......but, butt.

At the barre

Open for business

R451, WTF does Kim K have to do with men's asses? Quit derailing the thread, dumb bitch.

Saw a guy on the subway yesterday with great thighs , thick package and beautiful round ASS in snug corduroy jeans. I think we talk about denim but forget that cords look great on good legs and butt.

I tried to get a pic but it would have been too obvious

I like a man's back - broad shoulders and shoulder blades and that sweet curve right above their butt. Yum.

ass in cords

Something to show off.

That looks like a great ass but men in jeans that tight are a little ridiculous

Bro hug.

Mo hug

Men who put too much attention to their rears are gay. Straight men don’t do that.

[quote]that sweet curve right above their butt.

Mmm, I love that. Especially with just a touch of hair there too.

[quote]Men who put too much attention to their rears are gay. Straight men don’t do that.

These days they do, believe me. Straight men have realised in the past few years how desired their asses can be, and are definitely working on them and showing them off more.

R471 Yes they have. Tiktok is full of men with great asses who are clearly proud them.

Bump

My trainer is very straight, blessed with a great ass, and works hard on it and dresses to show it off.

" that sweet curve right above their butt.

Mmm, I love that. Especially with just a touch of hair there too.

It's known as "the line of beauty" the "S" or ogee curve where the spine ends and the ass crack begins.

[quote]that sweet curve right above their butt.

R471 Agreed. A bit of hair there is most attractive.

R475 I didn't know it had a name! Thanks

that's why you're on DL. to learn shit, we know stuff

At the beach

Men are the fucking best!

less chat more ass

wet muscle ass

wet emerging ass

proof that small butt can be beautiful

My current porn obsession is a silver dad named Tony Zucchero. He used to be a competitive skier, and he has a big, luscious bubble butt. He's boring when he tops but scorching when he bottoms.

Amazing

link doesn't seem to work r485

One like R488 - I just want to bite it, mmm!

the one a R488 is a perfect example of "the line of beauty" discussed upthread, the "S" curve from the lower back into the butt crack

Cute pose.

He's got it.

Great!!

Luscious twink butt.

Nice tan line.

Cheeky.

Put a cork in it

I'm so horny at the moment. Would love a nice tight male arse to sink my dick into.

R498 Nice tight ass just for you.

Oof, R449! Yes. Fuck, yes!

Good looker!

Front pose.

Seductive.

Appealing.

^ butterface

Didnt R504 star in that show Life Goes On ?

Cutie.

R507 And he wants it!

Because there’s an asshole waiting for you just a few inches below

enough with the hairless twinks, please show some real manbutt

Blond.

Who wants to go for a ride?

This is an ass thread.

[quote] enough with the hairless twinks, please show some real manbutt

Why don't you do it yourself?

Shapely.

Why the fuck are people posting dicks on an ass thread?

Because they are morons.

This one's pretty near perfect.

back to '76 for us eldergays - ass on left.

sporty

what ya readin' gurl?

another 70s flashback

Wow R519...thats a great pic. That bush is incredible and the ass is not bad at all!!

I prefer mine small, tight, and smooth.

^ and femme

Ross Lynch at 2:20.

Rocky

[quote] I prefer mine small, tight, and smooth.

and apparently r524 barely legal.

Legal, nonetheless

R528. That pic is legal so stop trying to stir up shit. Not everybody is into grandads.

OP oi reallay loike it when lads nowtiss moy arse sow dyou fancy gowin’ owt soomtoime?🤤💭🐣

Ass is a dish best served HOT.

I miss the days when everyone wore jeans like this.

R533 weren’t those uncomfortable tight?

Ginger butt.

Too tiny. I don’t like the really big ones but that’s a baby butt

Cute guy showing front and back!

I like so many different types. Would hate it if they all looked the same.

Another front and back.

I’m here for the ass. I don’t want to see front.

R540 Just for you!

R541 .....!

I like this one a lot.

Plenty to partake

Thick and beautiful!

R545 I'd like to wrap my mouth around that thing!!!

Find me a TALL athletic man with long long legs that rise up to two big mounds of muscular ass.

R547 - how about the Dutch Giant? He's like 7 feet tall and what an amazing ass! We had a thread on him not long ago.

^ 😀 😋 ^ 😍🤤 ^

Thank you r548

Although I see in other pix he’s near bodybuilder in overall stature. Would love a version of that ass on someone tall and built with more everyday proportions.

Yes!!

I agree

Legs and butts are attractive because they indicate that the object of desire is skilled in sexual intercourse; they have the strength and stamina that allows them to thrust and/or "ride" for extended periods.

In general, fit and strong partners indicate sexual proficiency and prowess. From a biological standpoint, fitness indicates genetic health and the ability to reproduce and care for offspring.

Specifically regarding gay male attraction to male buttocks; that's where we fuck. That's where we want to stick our dicks, at least subconsciously.

Does this really need explanation?

you were doing so well r593 then you had to add a bit of cuntiness for some reason

Levi’s does a man’s ass right

That would make sense, R553, except for the fact that most gay men have NO desire to reproduce.

Saturday morning ass part I

Part 2. Speaking of backsides

Too muscular but who cares

khakis at the mall

Morning sun

Some loose cargo pants that leave plenty to the imagination

Some of you really have bad taste in men's asses.

show us [italic] your [/italic] taste r563. At least we're contributing while you're just sitting on your flabby ass like these guys

Boy next door sexy!

Butts are FUN!

[quote]Some of you really have bad taste in men's asses.

Yes. I love R555's.

[quote]Levi’s does a man’s ass right

CLICK >

Totally flat.

R567 Both not flat!

[quote][R567] Both not flat!

Can't you see they're photoshopped?

They look totally weird a deformed. But whatever turns you on...

Whenever I see a guy in public like R560, I can literally feel my heart skip. They look SO good in pants. I was walking behind a cop a couple of days ago with an arse like that. I wanted to stop him and fucking congratulate him.

I have zero problems with a cute, lanky guy with a flat arse either. Can be very cute. It's all about proportion with your body type.

[quote]Whenever I see a guy in public like [R560], I can literally feel my heart skip.

That's also been photoshopped. Can't you guys SEE?

[quote]That's also been photoshopped. Can't you guys SEE?

All I was saying was what happens when I see guys like that in public, my friend.

r571 needs to unclench

For r571

Cute blond with cute buns.

So cute that I had to throw this in.

Very cute ass at r575

Too bad about the Marilyn type pose though. Or is it Betty Grable

More blond.

Like butter.

The Bieber butt

Josh Duhamel

So beautiful

I'm doing some upper body workouts at home when I can and following this guy below. I find it hard to concentrate though when I keep thinking how I want to stick my tongue in it...

I thought this thread was about "men's" backsides, not "boy's" backsides. The last 30 pics have all been little teenage boys.

Whopper!!!

R585 Just for you. Now post your own pics!!

Nerdy guy with the goods!

r588 what is that doing here?

R589 The same thing that this guy is doing here. Now quit your bitchin' and post your own pics!!!

R590 In all his glory.....!!

I posted r557 - r562 and they're all ASSES, like you.

Wow, this looks like it will be my first ever 600 post thread. I guess when you post about men's arses in a gay forum, what can you expect?

Just wanted to thank everyone for contributing, it's been a fun (and horny) thread thanks to you all.

Oh, and here's a picture of a very lucky guy:

Smorgasboard.

Cakes. "Music" video.

Tribute

At work

Tan line

So smooth

Dinner time